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October 29, 2024 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's K two, it's Hollywood, Hamilton, it's early and I'm
sitting here with the world's greatest morning show. I'm a
little biased, but that's the way I feel like having
Sure what you think. It's Marie sitting over there, and uh,
we got astro, we got Jack. Jake's out of the
picture of her words, Jaki, is Jake you over there?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
J j I'm doing a couple of things.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
And over there we got director of Operations Samantha, and
we got menu. We got show menu.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Next on K t you.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
One of three five K to you to beat up
New York. We got Tired. If you missed Tired, get
Fired yesterday. Just it was a banger. It's uh. People
were crying sadly. It was uh, it was very it
was miserable. But it's gonna make you feel better about yourself.
So listen. Tired, Get Fired coming up just around the corner. Also, Marie,
if you might remember the war the Roses, do you
remember this one? It was six months ago.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
It hit my like like like my height, my weight,
like what is it like? Why I didn't.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Want to hurt your when I saw you in person?
And quite frankly, it's pretty much just came up to
my chest.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
You don't mind dating a man that's shorter than you?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Not really?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Okay, that's great? Well was it his was it his weight?

Speaker 7 (01:14):
He's a little he's a little happy.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
But no, okay, well what was it?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
If you were a lace person, couldn't held dave.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I am a nice person, but I cannot unsee what
I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And what she saw was horrifying. Some of you might
remember that. You remember that one, yeh, I dude, it
was absolutely horrifying. Now I don't want to tell you
what she saw at the dinner table at her second
date with the guy, but we got the update on
that one, and it's a stalker problem, so that's coming up.
Wore the roses at seven point thirty five right now,

(01:49):
but right now we got to throw it to probably
twoe of my favorite people. It's Astra Entertainment, It's Jakie Sports,
Let's go ast, Europe Go girl.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Well, according to TMZ, a bomb shell allegation just came
out from an accuser who claims he.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Was only ten years old.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
When Diddy forced him to perform a sex ax so
he could have a shot at being famous. Now he
alleges that someone from Diddy's team gave him something a
drink which made him feel funny. He believes it was
laced with GHB or ecstasy, and when he woke up,
he alleges his pants were undone and believes he's been raped.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
He claims he told his parents at the time, but
they were all terrified to report it to the police
due to the potential consequences.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
This guy goes to person, he'll be dead within forty
eight hours. He'll be off to in forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Some good news for Eric and Lyle Menendez.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
According to TMZ, the LA District Attorney's office says they're
open to considering a change in conviction, which would end
up setting the brothers free.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
Legal documents were filed to re sentence the brothers at
a November hearing.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
If that happens and the.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
Judge changes their conviction from murder to voluntary manslaughter, the
brothers are going to be free because their maximum sentence
is eleven years and they've already served thirty five.

Speaker 9 (02:54):
I'll be home for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Liam Payne had a Netflix series on the way called
Building the Band, but now it's reportedly on hold after
the singer's tragic death. According to the US Sun, Netflix
will sit down with Liam's family when the time is
right to speak about the series and when it could
be released. There's no rush or pressure. It would just
be a beautiful tribute to Liam to show him at
his best in the months before his death. However, his
first posthumous song called Do No Wrong, is coming out

(03:23):
on November first. Sam Pounds collaborated with him. He hopes
the song's gonna uplift listeners and offer comfort, especially to
Liam's seven year old son Bear. So sad but yet
also great to hear some new music from him to
just you know, keep his spirit alive. And that's the
dirt to dish.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
All right, dirt to dish. Thank you, Astra. Let's talk sports,
and there's so much to talk about, Jakie, what you
got so much. Let's get it done fast.

Speaker 10 (03:48):
Though.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
First let's speak on how atrocious this new Jersey Jets
team is. Please, if you're driving into work as a
lifelong Jets fan, do not make any rash decisions. Working
in New York during football season, we should have days
dedicated to taking off just to cope and more mind
bottling losses like the latest loss against the Patriots, the
Aaron Rodgers experiment should officially be over. Giants. What can

(04:11):
we say about this other complete choke of a franchise
after losing last night to Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Absolutely nothing. Actually, bottom line is they stink. Now, with
all that being said, there's really only one true New
York team, and that's.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
The Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Also, if you're riding with my Sunday Football locks, we
are now too and zero, So get your check book
ready for next week's absolute heater in basketball Knicks tape.
Looking shaky early in the season, tacking on another l
in the lost column against the Cleveland Cavaliers, Let's see
if they can shake these early season cobwebs off before
it gets too late. Now, before we get to the Yanks,

(04:49):
let's get a quick update on the Mets.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, Astra, they.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Are still home, eliminated from the MLB playoffs to the
town the Bunks Bombers denw joke Yankees, I am not kidding.
I am so pissed and heart broken that I'm not
even gonna cover this story point blank, burying Yankees lose.

Speaker 11 (05:10):
We are now down three.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh, and that's how to bull swing. Blah blah blah.
Who even tears anymore?

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Whoa, that's so.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
So coming up this hour? Tired? Get fired right here on?
K T you K two? What's up? Everyone? Are you
doing okay?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Good?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I love it? K too, we're away? Hold on, hold on,
don't talking to our listeners. I'm not talking, we're talking listens.
I'm wondering. I want to make sure there. I want
to make sure our listeners are doing fine before I
check in with the player.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
Okay, makes sense.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Is everyone doing fine out there? Good? Everybody? Okay? How's
everybody in the room doing? Oh, we're great, Astra, Marie Jake.
Anybody get outdoors yesterday? Anybody get outside yesterday? Of course?

Speaker 10 (05:56):
You gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We need a little rain, though, we got to get
a little bit of rain.

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Got cold warming.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, but let's say Central Park is experiencing one of
the longest ice barrels in history. I think I just
read today, reaching twenty nine consecutive days without any measurable rainfall.
What does that mean? It's the second second longest streak
since eighteen sixty nine.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Eighteen sixty nine, that's when they had the ten cent steak.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
So is that what it was?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Remember that from a Homestead steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well. Central Park's longest rainless stretch was set back in
nineteen twenty four with thirty six days without measurable precipitation.
This syst the city's emergency management system says, this is
pretty This is pretty significant because it takes such a
tough toll on the trees in Central Park. Really does
lawn too, the Great lawn, exactly without a doubt.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Now does this mean that we're going to make up
for it during the winter when we get sloody?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
CDs words, sorry S words.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I love the snow. I have to say no anyway. Anyways,
what else is happening? All right, let me ask you
a question. Have you ever wanted to go up to
your boss and like, say, take this job and shove
it up your air, but and and and still get paid.
Can you imagine telling your boss I don't want to
work for you no more, I can't stand you, and
then they give you six week severance. That just doesn't

(07:24):
happen in the workplace, but it does happen with one
lucky listener. Next, I'm tired get fired.

Speaker 12 (07:32):
Hello, Hi, Claire, this is Rosie calling. I have some
things I need to say to you. I'm just gonna
say it. I've been holding it for too long. If
you weren't by fire, one of the worst people you're
making killed are terrible.

Speaker 13 (07:46):
What can you give me a second? What? What's point on?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
What are you?

Speaker 12 (07:51):
I'm telling you how I feel like nobody at the office.

Speaker 13 (07:55):
I'm gonna fel and this is not the right time.
I need to get ready for work and you are ready,
and I feel like, yeah, don't get ready for work.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So there it is.

Speaker 12 (08:04):
Coming up.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Next, we find out if Rosie gets fired within the
two minute time limit for the six week seventh, we
pay her. Next, I'm tired, get fired on Kate to you,
Ka to you. We've been talking about this the last
few days. I love doing it. We do it once
a week. It's called Tired Get Fired. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (08:21):
Rose.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Hello Rose, Hello, Rose.

Speaker 12 (08:24):
Hi there, Hi.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Where are you calling from?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Rose?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Where are you calling from?

Speaker 12 (08:27):
I live in Los Angeles, calling here from Los Angeles.
I listen to you guys on the iHeartRadio app all
the time.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now, Marie tells us that we have a little bit
of a problem with your boss. Her name is Claire,
and she's obviously the I guess she's the office manager.
Let us hear a little bit about the problems with
Claire right now, and actually your job.

Speaker 12 (08:48):
So I've been working at this office for a couple
of years now, and basically we do data entry. We
are selling like auto parts on e commerce web sites,
so we do software and we have to list like
a certain amount of parts per day. We have to
type in, you know, just a lot of information about it,
the prices and the part numbers. Claire has decided to

(09:10):
set a goal for us every day, which is kind
of a big goal, and I don't always make it,
and she's very micromanagery, and she has pink slipped me
before if I don't make the goal, which I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Really like that kind of right, So, how many pink
slips are you allowed to have before she caned you?
How does that work?

Speaker 12 (09:30):
You can get three before you're done? I have two
on me right now, So really, yeah, I'm close. I
like I want to quit, but obviously I always love,
you know, to get the life. I heard what you
guys do so you.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Want to beat your boss to the punch.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I like that. I like the strategy, your.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Strategic move exactly. I respect that.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Hey, do you think it's a personal thing with Claire
your boss? Or let's talk a little bit about Claire.
Is she just mean or is it? Is it something
personal against you? Or are you just that bad of employee?
What is it?

Speaker 10 (10:09):
No?

Speaker 12 (10:09):
I don't think I'm a bad employee. I think that
she is kind of an evil witch. I think I'm
not the only one that feels the way I do.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Well, what and what's this about? She doesn't let you
leave the building to go for lunch.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
Yes, is that legal?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
No lunch breaks.

Speaker 13 (10:26):
You can well know.

Speaker 12 (10:27):
He's kind of wanting us to stay and working through
the lunch break, which I mean, you clock out and everything,
but we have to like stay there. So I'm pretty
sure that's not and.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
No, And also the notes that I'm reading from Anthony
also she uses a lot of foul language at work.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
Wow, Well, she definitely is like uses it to demean employees,
like if we're not you know, performing or whatever. She'll
use the F.

Speaker 12 (10:53):
Word a lot, drop a lot of s bom, which
I think is super unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
All right, Rose, here's the deal. We'll welcome to tired,
get Fired. You are going to have a total of
two minutes to get yourself fired. If you can get
Claire to fire you, she asks to actually fire you
without you insinuating whatsoever that you want to get fired
for the six week severance. If she fires you within
the two minutes, we're going to give you a six

(11:18):
week salary.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, Oh that would be amazing.

Speaker 12 (11:21):
I definitely have a couple of things that my sleeve.
I've heard you guys do this a few weeks ago,
and I think I have some stuff I can use.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, all right, now, we're not going to help you whatsoever.
Here's Samantha Stander, director of Operations for the Rules and Regulations.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's right.

Speaker 14 (11:37):
There's no persanity, you cannot insult their children, and no
out and out threats of murder.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You can't threaten to killer. Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 14 (11:47):
If you might remember, last week we actually did not
have a termination. All the previous tired or get fireds
have actually gotten fed.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's right. Last week we didn't get that person paid.
I think it was it was a female that couldn't
get for herself fired right, but boy, how exciting was
it with the first three weeks we were dishing out
the money? You were all right, here we go, Rose.
We hope you have the same success as the other
callers did the first three times. And let's call Claire up.
As soon as she says, Hello, you're on, Rose? Are

(12:15):
you ready?

Speaker 12 (12:16):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
All right, Let's see if you can make this happen.
Coming up next right here on the Hollywood handled the
show and O kay d morning Crow. We're gonna be
right back. Here we go. Let's see if Rose can
make it happen. Calling her boss now Claire, and you're
on Tired to get fired? Part two?

Speaker 12 (12:40):
He Hi, Claire, this is Rosie calling. I have some
things I need to say to you. I'm just gonna
say it. I've been holding need for too long. If
you are by far one of the worst people, your
many kills are terrible.

Speaker 13 (12:53):
What can you give me a second?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
What?

Speaker 13 (12:57):
What's point on?

Speaker 12 (12:58):
What are you you?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
How?

Speaker 12 (13:00):
I feel like nobody at the office right.

Speaker 13 (13:05):
And this is not the right time. I need to
get ready for work and you're ready, and I feel
like you don't get ready for work.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
I work at a pace that works for me. Okay,
I have trouble doing things like extremely quickly time.

Speaker 13 (13:17):
But you're going on your own time. You're doing whatever
it is that you want. It's not all good enough,
it's minimum.

Speaker 12 (13:24):
You know. You know what I have? Okay, you know
what I have ADHD. Okay, it causes me to work out.

Speaker 13 (13:31):
Then maybe you send there working for this company that
requires you to have full attention on what it is
that you're there.

Speaker 12 (13:38):
You need to make accommodations that you haven't made yet.

Speaker 13 (13:42):
And that's the problem with you. You're using now the
ADHD that you have. You don't even get your on time.
You're browsing the internet, you're shopping. And now you want
me to give you a little bit of more time
so that you can wind them more about the things
that you do not do at your debt, that you're
supposed to do that we hey you to do at
your dad. So now I'm here listening to yours when

(14:05):
I have to be at work putting in the work
that you should have done.

Speaker 12 (14:09):
You know what, Claire, you can't even keep a boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
This is it money. You're done. You can come to
the office and you can pick up your termination for him.
Oh and I name you?

Speaker 9 (14:21):
Are you?

Speaker 12 (14:22):
Are you firing me?

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yes? I know.

Speaker 14 (14:30):
Anyway, my gosh, Okay everyone, Claire, Claire, Claire.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
My name's Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with w k T Radio
here in New York City. Rose is a listener of
ours on the iHeartRadio app. Claire, you're on something. You're
on a featured called Tired Get Fired. She had two
minutes to get herself She can't stand you, obviously, and
I gotta be honest with you right now. I don't
know who to believe. I kind of believe Claire.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Both sides, both sides right.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Rose, probably the worst employee ever post cast shopping while
you're working, yet kind of love.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
Getting a referral from.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Us, Claire. This is a feature where Rose had a
certain amount of time to get herself fired live on
the radio. We've got an excellent parting gift for you
as well. She grabbed yourself six week severance, and I
guess Rose no longer wants to work for you.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
You blaming you.

Speaker 13 (15:23):
Guys are gonna pay this just to sit at home
and do more of nothing.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
But it's part of a feature that we do call
Tired Get Fired. Claire and get shocking.

Speaker 13 (15:32):
Now you should have enjoy than nothing.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I know. Doesn't that piss you off to no end?
You're free of her, free, You're free of her. Claire, congratulations, Rose, congratulations,
you actually pulled this off.

Speaker 12 (15:47):
I feel pretty good out of herself.

Speaker 11 (15:49):
It's so good, feel free.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
I feel freer than ever.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yeah, that's important, and we hope it works out in
your personal life. Claire. I hope you have boyfriend soon
and it all works.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
After that two minutes, I'm totally exhausted and totally confused.
I don't know about you.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Marie.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Oh my god, I don't know who K to you.

Speaker 12 (16:14):
It's K to you.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the K to your
morning crew. I'm sitting here with a good looking crowd
right here in the studio, and h what is it
seven o'clock hour, seven o'clock hour?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
It's seven am, baby, all right?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And Sean, so it's aster entertainment next. Hold up, we'll
be right back. K to you.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
They saw you.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's K to you. It's the Hollywood Hamilton Show and
the K to you more, the entire crew right here
right now, after entertainment coming up next. But Marie, let's
go back almost what four maybe five months with this
one on War of the Roses this hour?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Is it my like? Like?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Like?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Is it my height?

Speaker 10 (16:54):
My weight? Like?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
What is it like? Why?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I didn't want to hurt your feelings when I saw
you and Kerr and quite frankly, it's pretty much just
came up to my chest.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
You don't mind dating a man that's shorter than you?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Really?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Okay, that's great? Well was it his was it his weight?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
He's a little he's a little happy, But no, okay,
well what was it?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
If you were a lace person, couldn't heal?

Speaker 15 (17:19):
Dave?

Speaker 7 (17:20):
I am a nice person, but I cannot unsee what
I saw.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And if you might remember, some of you might have
heard that one four months ago. What she saw at
her second date at the dinner table was absolutely horrific.
I don't want to give it up, just in case
some of you didn't hear that. Ward Roses Ward Roses,
seven thirty five. We got the results, we've got the
update on that, and it has something to do with stalking.
Ah yeah, right, remember that guy? Yes I do. All right,

(17:47):
let's go to Astra Entertainment right now. What's happened in
with it. Look at the smile on this girl's face.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Oh look, got some juicy stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
We gotta start off with gizl bungeons with her boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Joaquim blessed babe.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yes, this is Tom Brady's ex that we are talking about,
not her can yup. According to TMZ, she is about
five or six months in and sources close to Gazelle
say the couple are waiting until birth to find out
they're having a girl or a boy. So congratulations.

Speaker 9 (18:20):
And you do think they were?

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Were they seeing each other?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Wall they've been They've been seeing each other for a while.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is it the karate guy? It's the karate guy?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Karate?

Speaker 12 (18:28):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (18:30):
Man?

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Was she cheating on?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I don't think she was cheating?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I know. I don't think she was.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I don't think she was.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Didn't think she was.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Sometimes relationships just take its course, and that one just
kind of took its course the Scots. This isn't Jakie's times.
Let's just keep it moving.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay, okay, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
A recently opened up about her health and said that
she can't hear out of one ear because of the
severe ear infection that she had. She said it was
the most painful thing that ever happened to her, and
that it was worse childbirth. Now, she went on med
she's no longer in pain, but she's a bit deaf
in her left ear. I mean, we never know because
she's still singing on key perfectly. Shaquille O'Neill recently on
Angel Reese's podcast and revealed that he doesn't think he

(19:13):
will ever find love now. He feels people who are
dating make up rules as they go along, and he
went on to say nobody can understand him because he's weird.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
So Marie, maybe he might be a good cat for you.
I was just thinking.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
And finally, the world famous Rockefellers and her Christmas tree
has been chosen and it soon making its way to
New York City. A seventy four foot tall Norway spruce
from Westockbridge, Massachusetts. It's gonna be chopped down November seventh,
and it's set to arrive here on November ninth.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Nice speaking of Shaquille O'Neil. Anybody a Gravesend fan out
of Brooklyn? Huh, I've been at season. I was introduced
last season as the attorney. I was, uh, you know,
I was Marty Marty Verman, I'm an attorney. I'm an
attorney for one of the big mob families, right, And
the reason why I just brought up graves In they're
filming all over Brooklyn right now. Big shout against to

(20:01):
William de Mayo on the entire cast. I can't wait
to start. I think I started shooting next month. But
Shaquille O'Neill is a main character for Gravesend this season.
He plays back in the day in the eighties, Harlem
had a big, you know, syndicate crime scene obviously themselves,
and Shaquille O'Neill is playing a boss, right, Just call

(20:22):
him a boss boss, that's a good way to put it.
So Shaquille O'Neal is doing a lot of filming right
now in Brooklyn, so for.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Sure he is seeing Let's get him see give me
the dirt dish, friends, is the dirty dish?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Right, We'll be back Water Roses this hour. Kate to you,
you got a lock down. Kate to you the Hollywood
Hamilton Show on the Kate to your morning crew. Nothing
but the best music for the best listeners. We appreciate you.
Have no idea how much we appreciate you. Listening. Let's
see with that in mind, let's talk a little bit
about War of the Roses coming up. We got the
four month update, Marie. If you might remember, this guy

(21:05):
showed up at dinner absolutely horrific. Let's talk about it,
but let's listen to the drop really quickly. First, is
is it my like? Like?

Speaker 14 (21:13):
Like?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Is it my height? My weight?

Speaker 16 (21:15):
Like?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
What is it like? Why?

Speaker 12 (21:17):
I didn't want to hurt.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Your feelings when I saw you in person, and quite frankly,
it's pretty much just came up to my chest.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
You don't mind dating a man that's shorter than you?
Not really? Okay, that's great? Well was it his was
it his weight?

Speaker 7 (21:32):
He's a little he's a little happy.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
But no, okay, well it was it if.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
You were a lace person, put in deal, Dave.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
I am a nice person, but I cannot unsee what
I saw.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Second date in he shows up with something that was
totally I don't know. If you were a you know
the story because it's an update today. Yeah, uh, if
you showed up and this guy showed up at the
dinner table second date in looking like the way he looked,
absolutely horriful, horrible, and the reason why We're not telling
you what the deal is because is we don't want

(22:06):
to spoil it for some of the whose that for
some of youse that some of yous that didn't maybe
catch the first time around catch wadros. Uh so yeah,
we got the update on that one. Anyways, Teacher of
the Week. By the way, I want to remind everyone,
let me get my script out real quick here.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
All right, get your script and.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god, how did I how was I ever
nominated for Hall of Fame in the radio broadcast? I
have no idea how well deserved a.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Lot of things going on over there on that screen.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
So just take your time.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Uh, this was the week, as you know, Marie, this
is the week we start our Teacher of the Week campaign.
We've got a ton of teachers out there that are
so deserving of becoming teacher of the weekend to be honored.
I know you still have kids in school, Yes, I do.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
I have a high school high schooler, and I was
thinking of nominating one of his teachers.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Why what was the what was the what did the
teacher a female or male teacher? What was male?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Mister mister uh delossio and he is uh, he is
my son's art teacher. My my son is really into photography,
and he took that little passion that my son had
and really allowed it to blossom.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
And he took extra time with him.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Uh, got him involved in things where my son normally wouldn't.
He kind of like said, no, come on in, I
want you to try this, just try it. And uh,
that's that's special.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
That's a special kind of person.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
What was his name, Delarusi, Delaruso, What was Delossio? Oh, Delaruso.
That's the vision I care guy. Yeah, that's definitely you
know what. What what you saying, Marie is he went
the extra step.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, he saw something to my son and he said,
I'm gonna zero in on that and I'm gonna try
to have him get out of his comfort zone and
try something, because you never know unless you try exactly.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
And that's why we've got Teacher of the Week right now.
Every Friday, the KTU Morning Crew along with my personal
favorite cookie company entitled Bang Cookies. They're called Bang Cookies randomly, Yeah,
aren't they like the cookies from Bang Cookies. By the way,
they're locally owned and operated. They've been around for years
and their cookie the Dimensions of their cookies are literally

(24:35):
almost four inches round, and they're just huge and like.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
A wagon wheel.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's a wagon wheelie wagon wheel. Are really dating yourself
with that one. So Bang Cookies and myself and the
rest of the crew will randomly pick a teacher from
your nominations every single Friday, and if you are chosen,
if your teacher is chosen, not only you, but your
teacher will receive shipped free of course, a huge assortment

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of these four inch in Dianau. You know, do you
notice that their cookies are growing every day? Yesterday there
was three and a half. Now there's gonna be a
twelve inch diameter cookie by the end of the week.
It's gotta be a Friendsbee's exactly. Not only that, but
your teacher's gonna receive this huge box of assortment of
Bang cookies, a personal thank you letter from the KTU
Morning Crew, and your teacher is gonna be displayed on

(25:26):
KTU's Teacher's Hall of Fame. Now to register, go to
kt dot com. That's it, KTU dot com. Register your
favorite teacher. Maybe you, as a parent have a favorite teacher.
Maybe your child's got a favorite teacher, and so on
and sofa. And by the way, Bang Cookies make an
incredible holiday or birthday cookie gift. All you need to
do is use the code k T you at checkout

(25:47):
and you'll receive twenty percent off your first order right now, said,
head on over now Bangcookies dot com. After you go
to kt dot com and register your teacher, go to
Bangcookies dot com and buy a beautiful cookie basket for
some when you love for the holidays twenty percent off
use the code kt you. All right, So War of
the Roses next on KTU.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
This report is sponsor.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses. Say all right to
this is any.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Character that's not a way to introduce somebody on the show.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Say hello, is mister Zaney.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
Do you have a name? Sir?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, Dave?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Good?

Speaker 6 (26:36):
How's it going with you?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
She completely ghosted me.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Like what I find interesting is your first date. I've
never heard of a virtual date. You met on match
dot com?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, we met on Match and then we did like
a virtual coffee date. Zoom. I was in Dugan Donuts.
I mean ioun with you. I don't really like people,
I'd drink Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Right, Dave? On a virtual date? What happens? Do you
set the camera up while you're shipping your coffee?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
And well, no, I was on I was on my tablet.
You know. She seems like a nice girl. But I'm
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Of a big guy, okay, like a teddy bear.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, yeah, kind of. But I'm not really tall, like
I'm only like five four and I weigh two hundred pounds,
so okay, all right, all right, I'm a little bit
on the halfy side. But I've been doing jiu jitsu
for the last year and I've actually lost forty seven pounds.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's awesome. Good for you.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
You're going to keep up the good work.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Then, yeah, yeah, I love jiu jitsu. You know it's
changed my life for around.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, okay, God, Marie's on her ledge break. Honestly, I
think you're adorable. I love you.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Bust my chop.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
No, I think you're adorable. I just want to help you.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So what happened? Where'd you my call? Where? Where hold on?
Where did you go? For the second date?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I took her to this really nice Italian restaurant by
me very uh ass one place and she smelled very good.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's important.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
And it was a very expensive bill, and I thought,
you know, we kicked it off great. She she ate, well,
I she has she that's good.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
Than a woman who doesn't want to eat.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
She she got the chicken pacote. The next morning, I'm like, hey,
I'm like, I had a great time last night, just wondering,
you know, like when, like when are we going to
see each other again? And I didn't get anything back,
and then I was worried. Oh my god, I text
her too early.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like stop stop stop, stop stop stop. Okay, we understand,
but but you do realize that in normal, everyday the
dating life is things like this happen and you just
move on with your life. She not returning your calls,
she's not she's not getting back to you with the text.
From what we understand, and just let it go. Just

(29:03):
move on, my man.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
I mean like I kind of like that, like she's
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I know, but it didn't work.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
It's sweet day.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I wish she would think that too.

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Come on, you want to.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Make the call, tell me about it.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
What's your name?

Speaker 9 (29:20):
The girl?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
The woman Denise?

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Denise?

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Oh come on, but.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
People that love Starbucks shouldn't be hanging out with people
who like dunkin Donuts. You know it started off on
the wrong foot.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Got let's agree with you. I hate people from Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Hello, Hi there, how are you. My name is Marie.
I'm calling from red Roses dot com. We are giving
you a dozen long stemm Roses today, free of charge.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
Your name was choked.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
You know what? No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry, thank
you very much, but I'm just not interesting.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, stop, she hung up. She hung up. Okay, reposition everyone,
and let's go.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
I do not take solicitors calls.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Stop.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
Okay, okay, but I just hung up.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
She hung up again. She hung up again.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Okay, we're gonna call one more time.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
David. Are you there? Yes, typical Starbucks person Yeah, typical
people that are gonna dunkin donuts. They don't act like
this and take three, take three.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
I'm calling.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, listen to me, Listen
to me, don't hang up, don't hang up. My name
is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality in New
York City. Okay to you, you're on something called War
the Roses. It's a feature that we do on this station.
It's whatever. I don't understand, give me, give me one second,
Give me one second. You're not on the radio, but

(31:09):
later on this afternoon, we're going to put you on
the radio if only you give us your consent. We
can't put you on the radio. We're going to offer
you an incentive.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
Do you know a guy named Dave?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Why?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Well, because Dave gave us a call here and wanted
us to give you a call. In fact, he's on
the line, Dave, do you want to say Hi?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I don't know. I've been texting you, I've been calling you,
so I figured why not do that?

Speaker 13 (31:39):
Nothing to say to you.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
I don't want to text with you.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Or talk to you.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
We tried to explain that to him. We tried to
explain that to him. You've obviously you've moved on. You've
moved crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Why am I crazy?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
When situation Dave is crazy?

Speaker 13 (31:56):
I went on two dates with you, and it was.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Actually three because we have the virtual one.

Speaker 12 (32:02):
Oh, the virtual one where I had no idea you were.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Is it is it my like?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Like?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Like is it my height? My weight?

Speaker 14 (32:10):
Like?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (32:11):
Like?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Why like like you completely changed. Okay, well reached to
being honest, and but you could have told me that
through text or or a phone call saying look, you're
too short, you're too exactly exactly I I it was.

Speaker 12 (32:24):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
I didn't want to hurt your feelings when I saw
you in person, and quite frankly, it's pretty much just
came up to my chest.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I kind of was just how tall.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Are you, Denise?

Speaker 12 (32:36):
I'm five eight.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Okay, it's okay. So he's five four. So was it
his height that bothered you? No, you don't mind dating
a man that's shorter than you.

Speaker 12 (32:49):
Well not really?

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Okay, that's great.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Well was it his was it his weight?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
He's a little he's a little happy.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
But no, okay, well what was it?

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Well, you are missing quite a few teeth.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
That was a little whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, come again.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
He must have had some pop up veneers in his
mouth during the virtual date, he had teeth, But when
we met in person, I couldn't.

Speaker 12 (33:19):
I just couldn't.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
I can't see.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Well, let me see if we can get this straight. David,
you have zero teeth in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Let's no, it's not that I have zero teeth. I
have back teeth, so yes on our virtual date, I
did have a pop up veneers, but I thought, you
know what her, let's see the real me. I'm getting
implants literally on Wednesday. Okay, so like you could have
if you were a nice person.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Couldn't deal, Dave. I am a nice person, but I
cannot unsee what I saw, Dave?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
What are you doing showing up to a date with
no teeth?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
This is not a joke. My dog, I have a
little dog. My mom just passed away, so I inheritor.
I inherited her dog, and the dog ate like the
fake pop e veneers. I didn't have them, and I
don't want to cancel they. I don't want to like you.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You're kidding me. You can't even write this, like what,
Oh my gosh, you should have waited for the dennist
to put in your teeth.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Can you give him a shot? Can you give him
another shot?

Speaker 7 (34:20):
I paunted by the vision of a man eating spaghetti
with no teeth. He was coming all out of your.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Mouth, all right, bye bye bye bye, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
I'm happy I'm getting my teeth on Wednesday. I don't care.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
When you get your new teeth, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Where are they now? Four months later? The update on
that one, next on k TU five ge need to
hook up the whole thing.

Speaker 16 (34:48):
Let's just say, why that one thing you couldn't have
waited for? The teeth that was so big, I'm I know,
and now he's turned into a stalker. I've got the
update on the War of the Rosies. Good point, Marie,
good point. So the first date, you know, you heard
the War the Roses. First date, it was a coffee
date and he had his teeth in and then his
dog got.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Ahold of his teeth and he lost his teeth, and
he didn't want to miss out on the date, so
he went ahead with a date anyways, when he could
have very well, like Marie pointed out, could have called
it off right and everything would have been well. But
what he did was, of course, that War the Roses
was four months old. What he did was he ended
up getting his new teeth, right, it was like eight
days later he got his new teeth. He went over

(35:29):
to her place and he she didn't want to see
him anymore, and he said he was forcing, practically forcing
his teeth down her mouth because he didn't want she didn't. Literally,
she goes, She goes, go away. I don't want to
see you any longer. But I got my he know,
he's standing out in the front yard. I got my
new teeth. I got my new teeth. Please let me
show you my new teeth, she says, go away. It

(35:50):
got so bad that a week later he was coming
by every day and he wouldn't catch the hint that
she didn't want to see him with teeth or without
teeth caredn't matter, doesn't matter at this point that she
had to get a restraining order. She will know she
got a restraining order. Again. That's how bad that guy was.

(36:11):
And you know, I'm he's just was so proud of
his teeth. I kind of feel bad for him because
he was very proud of his new teeth.

Speaker 14 (36:17):
Initially, I was gonna say, I feel really sorry for
this guy, but now that he's stalking her, it's a
whole other level.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
You must you must quit teeth. And by the way,
here's a question. We all own dogs. When was the
last time your dog actually and yeah, and takes not
only took his teeth, but would a dog actually enjoy
fake teeth that you.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Want him.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
A whole other level right there. Yeah, that's basically War
of the Roses, just a whole lot of weirdness.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I've heard of dog eating your homework, but not dog
taking your.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Teeth tomorrow and all new, brand new War the Roses
seven thirty five right here on k T you b
kt you, Hollywood Hamilton, the Hollywood Hamilton Show, and the
entire KTU Morning Crew right now. Hey, don't forget grab
your free KTU Morning Crew T shirt. Be a part

(37:13):
of the crew. We want you to be a part
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you can get your free KTU Morning CREWT shirt over
at ktu dot com. Speaking of free, this guy's walking around, right,

(37:33):
He's walking around a few days ago, and he finds
a twenty dollar bill just on the ground. And we've
all found money on the ground, right, I mean, when
was the last time anybody here in the room found
a twenty dollars bill.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
It happens to me, I did, I found a twenty
one right?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Actually, lost to twenty Today, Hollywood, you found one. I
always find money, I don't know what it is. At
least twice a year, I'll find some sort of bill
on the ground. And it happens every single year for
so I wasn't unlucky as this guy in North Carolina.
But this guy is walking and he looks down, so
he's a twenty dollars bill. He takes that twenty dollar

(38:08):
bill and he takes that on over to his favorite
convenience store. And what he did is he bought like
a bunch of scratch offs. Boom, finding the twenty dollar bill,
he wins a million dollars using the twenty scratch off.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Wow, double luck?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Whoa right? And you know you win a million dollars.
You always say to yourself, what would you take that?
Would you would you want the million over a course
of that time or would you want to lump some
Would you want the lump sum?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hundred.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Let me tell you something. Tomorrow is not promised. I'm
a money right at that.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
That's fine.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
I was gonna say, after taxes, you're still gonna get
half of that.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You get five hundred grand after taxes. Come on, this guy,
what he got is he got six hundred grand? He
got six hundred grandam. Yeah, and uh, by the way,
the guy's in his eighties, astroid, I think we found
somebody for you. I didn't have the zero on that
come to an expiration date. What he's gonna do with
the six hundred grand cash he's going to I guess

(39:13):
since he's in his eighties, what he said he was
gonna do is he was going to His plans was
to help his children retire.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Oh hard, that's sweet.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
And his daughter is an only fans model.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
So they are the Morning Crew. They play that its
for you. They're on kat you. They are the Morning grew.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh right there. Everybody loves jay Z one three five
K two to beat up New York.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
And it's a big himpin Horny KT you.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It's Bridgerton Hip hop theater, a gentleman.

Speaker 17 (40:03):
We're doing big pipping in NYC, spending cheese, partaking in
lavish enjoyment in NYC. It's the esteemed jigger man, the
illustrious pimpsy.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And the noble b U and D. But wait, we're
doing big pimping, distributing cheese.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Holla at me, bitches, we.

Speaker 15 (40:33):
Engage in grandestplays of opulence on b LA D's we
are doing the most robust pimpage up in NYC, with
great indulgence by the revered jigger man Pipsy and of course.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
The renowned b U n D. Yeah, yes, I love
the jigg on b lad blades? Is that what with blades?
But anyways, all right, Bridgerton Hip Hop Theater. Thank you, Marie, Happy,
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Lady, Marie Darling, Lady Marie Katy k K.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Three five K to beat up New York, Hollywood, Hamilton,
the k T your morning crew right now? Still uh
still audioble only not visual. We're not visual, we're not showing.
Astra is the only one really showing.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
She's out there every day, grindon, grindon, un visually. I
gotta do it. You know, I'm not ready, Marie. You
have to do it, okay, because she's not ready yet.
And if she's not ready, I'm not ready. I stand
with my girl. We've been together for fifteen years now,
and if she's not ready, I'm not ready. The world
meets to seatos base.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
I have no idea when I'll be ready.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I'll write so much pressure on Marie. What is it,
Marie about not going visual? Because they want our podcast
to be visual and I'm fighting with them all all day.
They come up with stupid excuses like Bob Pittman needs
you to do it.

Speaker 10 (42:10):
I go.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You don't even know Bob Pittman.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You know they like.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
In check for a moment please.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Because old school radio, it was about theater of the mind.

Speaker 14 (42:20):
We were creating a mystery, and we all come from
that old school feel.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Astra is new school.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
She is camera ready, she has social media savvy. She
is out there.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
The rest of us are a little different, and we
like the mystery.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
We like. I don't know, but do you hear people
on the l ie right now? Care about what we
look like? You know, they're driving, they're listening, they're enjoying.
If they're not enjoying or listening or keeping them listening longer,
then it's.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Like I have a I have an idea. Let's have
them text in six nine nine three five.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Do you want to see us?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Or do you not want to see us?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
This is this is the Enterprise Car Talk Low.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Enterprise n a car in Danbury loves Hollywood, Hamilton in
the Morning show and we miss Astra.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Have a great move. I was wondering why Astra is live.
Listen Astra. When we go live, there's no filters, so
I don't know if.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
You want that.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
I know, yeah, the camera adds ten pounds.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Tell me when you're ready, Marie, and I'll pull the
trigg or you you you lead the pack, the pack girl.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Okay, all right, let's ask me next week.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Wait, I thought that we had said that.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I thought that we had said that we were going
to go live on Halloween with masks on.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Did we not?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I took that back.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Oh back.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Marie's my sister. Man. If she says I'm not I
don't want to do it, I don't want to be seen,
and I go, Okay, we don't have to do it,
not yet yet, we don't have to do it. Okay. Anyways, God,
I'm exhausted after that break. Mooby and Jake are rookie.
That's just the one that's rookie.

Speaker 10 (44:05):
And how Leywood is rookie.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Katie, you's worn and grow

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