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December 9, 2025 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
W k T you like success New York. Anybody here
feeling the holiday spirit? I'm trying. I'm just trying to
get on board, right.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Just yeah, I sing, I sing.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You're out of it, Murray. We already know you felt
the holiday spirit back in August about you.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I was singing a Christmas carol in the shower this morning,
so I know that I'm ready for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
When I do that. Oh, that is so cool. It's
beginning to look a lot like a big mess.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
But we all like to say, Anthony Astra.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't, I don't. I don't know how to take that.
What do you mean big mess? What does that mean?
I don't know who'll put that together?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Was that you, Anthony?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
What is that? I think those are Murray's lyrics on
that are there? Is there a hidden message in there
that I was a.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Big that lyric it is a big mess.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
You got gifts and family and lists and money and all.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I think we got down to seventeen. It's the coldest
day of the year so far. Well, no, if we
go back to February of yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12):
That was the coldest, but no, we just hit it
earlier this week. Or was it last week?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
My weather app asked if I was sure I wanted
to go outside, say to the weather app there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't have a choice exactly. All right, all right,
first thing we want to do. Let's well, let's go
to Astra Entertainment really quickly, and then let's give you
a show run down. So much happening today here on
your Tuesday morning with the Hollywood Hamilton Show on the
K two Morning crew asked entertainment quickly, what's happening over there?

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Well, Jimmy Kimmel's not going anywhere. He extended his late
night deal with Disney for another year. Also, I have
a feeling the Swifties are going to be up late
tomorrow night because Taylor is set first sit down interview
with Stephen Colbert on his late show on CBS, and
he posted a really cheesy announcement on his Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You have to check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Obviously, she's there to talk about her new docu series,
The End of an Era, which debuts on Disney Plus
this Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Was Steven Colbert, I thought it was over, Not yet,
It's is going to be over.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
This might keep him around.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
For a while.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Cynthia Rivo's made Golden Globe history with her second nomination
in the Lead Actress category for her role in Wicked.
For good, she's the first black woman to receive two
Golden Globe nominations, receiving one last year in the same
category for Wicked. However, to be more ended up winning
for her work in the substance. Well, it's about time.
Leonardo DiCaprio is Time Magazine's Entertainer of the Year after

(02:30):
more than thirty years into his career, and we cannot
forget his new movie, One Battle after Another, which is
out now. Let's just hope he lands an award for it.
Last week, we talked about how Beyonce was at the
F One in Vegas. Well, she had a really good
reason to be there. The New York Daily News reports
that she pocketed five million dollars for her appearance, and
that might explain all of those outfit changes.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was that a team that brought her in, or
F One in general, the corporation of the industry. What
was it to her?

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Not clear, but her pockets are fat fucked to show
up three different.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Outfits to just walk around.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Bus Rimes lost it on an influencer in Miami at
Art Basel when they referred to him as Tracy Morgan.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, great video, this video, you can get a rise
out of him.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
My no, And of course the guy clearly succeeded. Bussa
got up in his facing. You don't play with a
grown man, little boy. That's how people get fed up.
But in the end the influencer got what he wanted,
a viral video and the clip is over at TMZ.
After nine years of dating, Kim Katrell, who we all
know is Samantha from Sex and the City and her
boyfriend Russell Thomas got married in London last week. By
the way, she is sixty nine, he is fifty five.

(03:35):
You go girl, giving us all hope. Congratulations. And lastly,
Danity Kane's hitting the road on the Untold Chapter Tour.
They're gonna be at Webster Hall December nineteenth, so lock
your tickets in at Danity Kane dot com. And that
is the dirt to dish New.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Times from Warren to Roses six thirty and eight thirty
every morning, and this morning a shocking, brand new War
of the Roses. Let's go over that next right here
on k T You not only that, but what do
you think of this minimum wage increase? January first, let's
go over that as well. Coming up next right here
on k to you to experience the Joe. What were
you doing back in two thousand and eight? Now you

(04:09):
are probably listening to k T. You listening to that
song right there, Danity Kane. What is the name of
that song? You know, I haven't played it in years.
It seems like it's been damaged.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Damaged, that's all they were saying.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's called again Webster Hall December nineteenth. Our tickets available now,
asked her to see these girls, make her comeback here
or what what's going?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Yeah, just go to Danity Kane dot com. It's the
Untold Chapter Tour. They're going to be going all over
the country, which is perfect timing after the whole Diddy thing.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Good for them all. Right there you go, it's k T.
It's the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the k T your
morning crew, ladies. Can you imagine, you know, you go
away on business, you leave your husband at home, you
come home five days early, five days early from your
business trip to walk in the house and find out
that there is a woman living in your bathroom. I'm

(04:58):
talking about Warter Roses coming up in a minut. Listen
to this, Listen to this. I'm here quite a story
with your husband.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Huh, he's probably gonna be my ex sooner rather than later.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is that a baby in the background, say?

Speaker 8 (05:13):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
High Oh? About a year ago, she was out of
town on business. She was supposed to be gone for
a week. She comes home five days early and walks
into her home and sees that the spare bathroom looks
like another woman moved, not only moved into the house,
but completely took over a bathroom.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Whoa, And I see this whole talent of makeup, I
see pats, I.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
See hair driers, all things that don't belong to me.
I come home to surprise him, and there's you know,
underwear on the floor, not my size, not my color,
and all this stuff is just all over the room,
right And yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, So I don't want to I don't want to
give it away. By the way, that story that Warder
Rose is coming up next. I don't want to give
it away or anything. But the husband's playing it off
like it's not a big deal. But the big deal
part is the big deal. You are going to want
to listen to coming up next down ward to Roses.
So minimum wage increase fifty cents January first, twenty twenty six,

(06:11):
and then continuing, Samantha, break this down for me, continuing
a multi year schedule.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
After twenty twenty six. I read that in twenty twenty
seven and beyond.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's based on inflation, so it's going to go up
according to inflation, allegedly supposedly.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I'll believe that when I see it. But there is
a nominal increase for next year.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, cool. Minimum wage right now is sixteen fifty, so
another fifty cent it's going to bring you up to.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Seventeen dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, thank you. I'm a calculator. I'm sorry, I don't
I don't have my cell phone right now.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
If you're making sixteen dollars and fifty cents forty hour
work week, you are netting after taxes around five hundred
and fifty dollars. Okay, So at seventeen dollars an hour
after taxes, any you'll be netting anywhere between five hundred
and sixty dollars to five hundred and eighty five dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Oh god, yeah, it doesn't about a week.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
That makes sense because it's about an eighty dollars a
month increase at fifty cents for the hour.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I could understand sixteen to fifty in New York City
right the city, But in Long Island and Westchester County
it's fifteen fifty a minimum wage. I guess they give
you the extra, but you know you're living in a
borough or the city, probably because the city taxes too. Yeah,
that's true too.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
And if the taxes go up, you're gonna get less money.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's a good point, all right. So War the Roses
coming up next, gonna need it's brand new War to Roses.
We are going to need your help on this one.
What would you do, females? What would you do ladies
if this was you? That's the question. Next, War the
Roses on.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
KTU and now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU
Morning Crew presents War of the Roses.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I am proud to announce our new sponsor for War
a Rose is brought to us by family law attorney
Vicky Ziegler. Visit somebody who understands what you're going through
and can get you some answers today. Their site is
Ziegler Law Group LLC dot com. Juliet, are you there,
I'm here quite a story with your husband.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Huh, he's probably gonna be my ex sooner rather than later.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is that a baby in the background, say?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Hi? Hi?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh oh. About a year ago, she was out of
town on business. She was supposed to be gone for
a week. She comes home five days early and walks
into her home and sees that the spare bathroom looks
like another woman moved not only moved into the house,
but completely took over a bathroom.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Whoa, And I see this whole paleat of makeup, I
see pat, I see hair dryers, all things that don't
belong to me.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I come home to surprise him and there's you know,
underwear on the floor, not mine. It's not my color,
and all this stuff is just all over the right.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, she approaches him right away. He comes home and
he says, what, Juliet, He goes, Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It was Jenna and stufferend you remember her, you know her?
Oh she just needed a place to save for a
couple of days. And I'm looking at him like he's
insane because I hate this woman.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And how long? How long have you how long have
you been married? How long have you been married?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Almost three years?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Have you ever met this woman, Jenna? Have you ever
talked to her?

Speaker 8 (09:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Thankfully, but I've heard enough about her to not like her.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
What does he think? What's his excuse? Why would he
bring the girlfriend in? What was the deal?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
He's homeless? She needed a place to stay for two days.
I was away from work and he couldn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So guys, can't be this dumb like I don't right? Right?
If she needed a place to live, she was homeless
for a couple of days, she was getting it, says
hearing a letter. She was not homeless, but she was
looking for another place to live. She only needed to
be there for two days, is what it says the letter.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
He's not usually a bad guy. I don't know. I'm
so confused. I don't want to go back and think
that everything's okay and then something like this happens again.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, all right, anymore?

Speaker 9 (10:12):
I'm just so confused.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
About it all.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Ray.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Is he available?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That is right?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Hi, Ray.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
I'm calling because we have a dozen long stem roses
for you, and I just need to confirm some information
if I could, do you have a moment? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Where you called from?

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Again?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Hi, Sye.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So these long stem roses, I love you. These long
stem roses are in a in a beautiful crystals.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And is this a phone call?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, No, it's not happening, Juliet, your your your baby's
on the air.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, Okay, this is awkward. This is okay, Ray, this
is really awkward. Ray. My name is Sean Hamilton. I'm
a radio guy, a DJ here in New York City
on a feature called War the Roses. You've been talking
with Marie, who's my my partner on the radio. All right,
Your wife, Juliet called this radio station the woman Jenna,
uh it says in a letter. Your name is Jenna.

(11:42):
You let her stay at your house for a couple
of days. You're on something called War the War the Roses,
and it's a feature here in New York City on
w k T radio.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, and your wife is very upset about what she
found when she came home early and bottom of this.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And I want everybody to hear the kind of person
you are doing this me we haven't even been married
that long.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Let me Juliette.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
We talked about this. We talked about this so many times.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I mean it's crazy. Yeah, I mean you, Ray. You
can kind of see her side here and her point
if the shoe was on the other foot.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I have a feeling, Ray, you'd be rather concerned yourself
if Juliet did this.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I do Listen.

Speaker 9 (12:29):
I told you so many times. You know I'm crazy
about you. You even got the baby on the phone
too on this call.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Ray, was the baby home with you when the ex
girlfriend stayed over?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You know he got for crying out? Hi, honey, Oh
this is bizarre.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So you were.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Happened, nothing happened. If the baby could talk, the baby
would be the best.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Ray? Was she that homeless? Was Jenna the girl? The
old girlfriend? Da homeless? Where you were going to take
a risk like this?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yes? I just wanted to help out.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
But now I'm seeing this is becoming a bigger thing
than whatever. Yeah, and I totally get it. But it
was all done on innocence. Guys, It was all innocent.
There was nothing.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, don't even this is I don't know one eight
hundred two four five one oh three five, Let's go
to the phones. One eight hundred two four five, one
oh three five, let's go. Let's let's ask the listeners
what they say.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
This is like beyond ridiculous. I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
How okay, bottom line, bottom line, that's the phones are ringing.
We're going to the phone. The phones are ringing right now.
But bottom line, before we hang up, are you willing
to forgive them? Because this is just going to go
around and around? Are you willing to forgive him?

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Juliette eventually?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well, that's an honest answer. It's gonna take some time
for healing. I think it's going to take some time. Ray,
you got a lot of work to do.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
This is it's like I don't even know what to Okay,
all right, Katie, nothing happened, Nothing ever happened.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
More of the roses.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Of five. I have to say, it's messed up, and
she's gonna do what she's gonna do. But somebody had
just dune to them, and it had happened to us, and.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It will happen again no matter what.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
He will do it again. He'll swear up and down,
and I call it happens. He's a liar. You don't
have somebody to that long and not messed around. They
did more for Babe comes before anything.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Thank you for weighing in. Hi, kat you nothing.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
In their behalf and a tall paced wife before she
came into that.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
It's all definitely he definitely hated.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I hear you on that one. Thank you so much
for weighing in.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
And remember we've got new times for the Roses every
weekday morning at six thirty and again at eight thirty.
If you happen to miss out, you could always catch
the replay by heading over to Katie.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Go k to you.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like success in New York, what we're gonna do right
here is go back, go back, go back, Wait bet
wait beck, we bet the listener feel good flashback track
of the day. And this is the very reason why
I love this feature so much. Listeners get involved and
they're asking for some of the craziest stuff. But boy
does this song feel good. Let's go back to nineteen
ninety one Lenny Kravitz. It ain't over well beautiful, all right, Marie?

(15:28):
What do we got?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Alejandro from the Bronx writes in and says my marriage
was falling apart. We weren't getting along and everyone around
us kept saying it was done. My wife, Sophia and
I agreed to meet it Bryant Park Grill to talk
about the next steps, which basically meant ending things. But
in the middle of our meal, it ain't over Till

(15:51):
It's over started playing through the speakers. I looked at
my wife, she looked at me. I held out my hand,
and to my relief, she took it and whispered, it
ain't over, baby. No. We gave each other another chance,
and through commitment and dedication, we're still married, still strong,
and still a family.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh the listener, feel good flashback track of a day
Lenny Kravitz it Ain't over Till It's over. I mean,
come on, I love it, nineteen ninety one. All right,
let's go to astro right now for the flashback facts.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Well, that song was written and produced by Lenny himself
for his second album called Mama Said, and it was
released as the album's second single in June of nineteen
ninety one. It was his first top ten on the
Billboard Hot one hundred, reaching number two, and the line
we all know is based on a yogiism or quotation
from Yogi berra it ain't over until it's over.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Today.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Lenny Kravitz is splitting his time between his home in
Paris and his farm in the Bahamas. He recently announced
a major world tour in twenty twenty six, which is
going to be kicking off in June.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Ah cool, very cool. There you go, listener, feel good
flashback track of the day. If you'd like to be
a part of it, just text a shit little message
there on why a song means so much to you,
and Marie could be reading your story tomorrow and playing
your song right here. It's six nine five, all right,
let's let's see what's happening in the Tri state area.

(17:20):
What's your got astra?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
If you commute on the F or the M train
between Queens and Manhattan, you may have gotten a little
confused yesterday, and that's because the routes were swapped and
they're going to be staying that way every weekday from
about six am to nine thirty pm now. According to
MTA officials, this move will improve reliability for more than
one million daily riders. The F will now be stopping
at Queen's Plaza, Court Square, twenty third Street, Lexington A,

(17:44):
fifty third Street, and Fifth Avenue, fifty third Street. The
m will be serving twenty first Street, Queensbridge, Roosevelt Island,
Lexington Avenue, sixty third Street, and fifty seventh Street. The
stations that are currently on the f line. Overnight and
weekend service patterns will stay the same. By the way,
there's there's a chance for snow to hit this week
in New York and New Jersey. According to the National
Weather Service, a storm carrying rain and snow is set

(18:06):
to invade the tri state area tomorrow, which means we
might see some snow before ten am. However, little to
no accumulations expected in New York City, with about one
to two inches possible for northern New Jersey. For all
of our soccer fans, the FIFA World Cup's going to
be hosting five games in June, from the quarterfinals at
MetLife Stadium, and they're also slated to host the World.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I Am A Huge beyond huge.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
They're slated to host the World Cup finals on July nineteenth. Now,
of course, tickets are in high demand. The next phase
of ticket sales opens Thursday, December eleventh at eleven am
over at FIFA dot Com. Nearly two million tickets have
already been sold to fans in two hundred countries.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
How much are we talking about? How much? How much
of these tickets do we know?

Speaker 7 (18:47):
I didn't even want to look because I know it's
going to be insane.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Anthony, somebody google, somebody google right now. I want to
know how much these tickets are. I gotta know.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Well, while they're googling, I know where Marie is going
to be on fu Rday.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Where where we're We're.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Gonna be Jersey ExpoCenter in Edison for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Con twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I've gotta go.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Well, it's where all the Hallmark centric Christmas fans convene
together and talk Hallmark movies and whatnot. Last weekend will
be filled with Q and A panels, autographed sessions, games,
activities with the stars, and of course tons of merchandise,
which I'm pretty sure Mama Marie is gonna be buying
up as usual.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Absolutely oven mits. I hope they sell oven mits. Oh boy,
that'll be the best. Well, that's what's happening, alright. A
lot of shawls will be worn that day, a lot.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Of all right, all right, And by the way, Astra
is right, tickets are insane.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
The lowest price I'm seeing eighteen hundred ticket and.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
They're going ally on the thousands. Yes, insane.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
The cheapest ticket I can get to see the World
Cup at MetLife is eighteen hundred dollars. That can't be
per ticket.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
That's not a payer, that's each ticket.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
Yeah, so the semifinals, it's almost almost about eight grand
for the semifinal.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
What crazy?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay? Tell us something good? One eight hundred and two
four five one oh three five. I've got a K
two Morning Crew T shirt. Tell us something about your life.
This is my favorite feature. We learned so much from
our listeners. Crazy stuff. Next one eight hundred two four
five one oh three five for your T shirt. Next
on k TU.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
One three five k t you Beat of New York.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I know you're called out there. Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
I'm gonna try to warm you up with something cold.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Tell me something good. Okay, who do we got on?
Tell me something good from morris Down, New Jersey. Ladies
and gentlemen, It's Dennis from Morristown, New Jersey. I'm telling
me something good and welcome Dennis. You know why you
called in. You called in for the K two Morning

(20:52):
Crew T shirt. I uh just lost fifty pounds. Fifty pounds?
What do you think? I Mean's that something really impressive?
That's great, that's a big deal. Should we continue? Should
we continue?

Speaker 11 (21:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, and I have many questions.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I basically just stopped eating at least as much. Wow, Heley,
that's it a right, Dennis, You got okay, Dennis, listen
to me. I know you listen to the show. You're
gonna have to do better than that. You should hear
some of the people calling in with their lives. How
did you lose the fifty pounds? Give us something big? Well, yeah,

(21:27):
I really, I just I just stopped putting food in
my mouth. I just stopped eating.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Really, that's all it takes is that I look at
a carrot stick, I gain five pounds.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
And come on, Dennis, give us more?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Please? And is it true? Is it just much easier
for men to lose weight than you women? I mean,
my wife is constantly complaining about every inch, oh so
much easier. Yes, it is, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You could still gorge yourself and then get on the
scale and go, oh.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Look at that three pounds off.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Men as long as they go to the gym and
push some weight and build a little muscle and boom
the weight comes right off. It's crazy how easy it
is for men. Did you work out.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Dennis a little, but like mostly stopped eating.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
What do you mean you stopped eating? What did you
eat in a day?

Speaker 11 (22:17):
The eggs?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, okay, Dennis, listen, at this point you don't get
you don't have the T shirt. You're not getting a
T shirt, Dennis, But you gotta give us something big.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Did you give someone your eating habits?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I don't like eggs, so that that was a huge deal.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
You started out with eggs and what else?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
And for dinner I had a cop salad which did
technically also have an egg.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
There is an online egg diet.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Were you on the egg diet? Dennis? What's happening? Yes,
with the egg diet. I want to know how you
lost the fifty Dennis.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Come on, no, Well, why don't you say we just
give him the T shirt so we can get them
off the lines.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I say, not only give him a T shirt, but
it doesn't eggs?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
How about that? How about that?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Dennis?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Sureness tell me something good in the.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
History of the future.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Woke up this moment day has just become with katu
and a morning full of Fun, War of the Ruses,
Watch out, Paul Marie Astra Entertainment, Samantha and Anthony woke

(23:32):
up this moll man to tell me something good. Frad Friday,
come into your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Woke the mony, Glue Land body Wood, Hanato, have angelish fun,
have a jelish fun at you. There's your billion dollar woman,
your billion dollar player. Right, he's a billion dollars right now?
She is?

Speaker 9 (24:01):
She is right.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
She could have gone to a nicer person of all
the people that I when I used to deal with
these artists, I used to like doing interviews. I used
to do in interviews all the time. She was like,
she was just so cool. Anyways, there she is. Rihanna
want all three five k two to beat up New York.
It's the Hollywood handle the show and it's time. Oh
we all ready. It's time for story round up. What

(24:23):
do you got to make it interested? You've got one
shot share. It's corny as hell, but that's us. All right.
Let's go to Samantha Standard your first up. Tell us
something about today that you read that you want to
get across, and go ahead.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Your wet wipes could literally be the cause of the
pain in your behind.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yes that's true.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Surgeon doctor Evan Golgi is taking a firm stand against
wet wipes. They are very bad for your microbile. Now,
this gentleman is known as doctor Butthole for a reason.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yes, I am killing my.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
This is not a joke. This is not a joke, Sammy.
Story round up is not a joke. Not a joke.
You do know that, of course, not ad a.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Lot of people coming through his office with a real
rear problem and hemroid's inflammation, swelling, chemical imbalance. No more
wet wipes for you, folks, because it's bad for your microbio.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And it's also not good for your plumbing. The wet wipes.
Oh no, I thought they're all flushables.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
No, no, no, not bad for old pipes.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Marie is right, do not flush those, apparently, do not?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Here?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
You done, Sammy, I'm done, Sammy? Are you done with
the story?

Speaker 11 (25:40):
Movie?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
But your butt? Your butt problem? There that you now?

Speaker 12 (25:45):
We know?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
My? Gosh, all right, Anthony eure up, story round up?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, we have a grinch in Neptune, New Jersey, one
than man him.

Speaker 12 (26:04):
We've got a guy stealing Christmas decorations in Neptune, New Jersey.
The police are looking for him right now. They're calling
him the Grinch, even though it's not his actual name.
They got photos of him stealing Christmas decorations. If you
uh any info, hit up the Neptune City Police Department.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Interesting, everybody in Neptune put up that can.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
That Christmas decorations and furry no is he just looks
like a normal guy.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's a grinch, all right, Marie. It's story round up, Marie.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Hit us? What what you got? Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Latvia's man shortage has sparked a strange new industry, the
hourly husband.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh I did see this? Okay, yes you did right,
like a big short I'm ready to move. I was
gonna say, you better move. I'm ready to move to Laia.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's what I was thinking, Anthony. This might be a
really good opportunity for you. Fifteen and a half percent
more women than men, and for women over sixty five
it's even worse.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
One.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh gosh, So what's the solution.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Some clever women are hiring men by the hour, No
romance involved, no awkward dating, just help around the house.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
To me, this is a dream. Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
They can fix a leaky pipe, hang your curtains, mount
your TV.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Where is Lipny? Where is Lipnia? Where is this? Huh Lota?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Latvia is one of three Baltic states. Actually it borders
Estonia to the north, Lithuania to the south, Russia to
the east, and uh this Baltic Sea.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
To the west.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
So they're calling them hourly husbands and apparently it's becoming
a very practical business in that country.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
So there you go. That ended up to be a
decent story that we sat through them all right, last
but not least, it's story round up, Astra hit us,
What what you got?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Tis the season to be dumped? Tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday
are the dates that couples are most likely to break up,
literally a couple of weeks before Christmas. Now, some people
don't like the idea of spending the holidays with someone
they're having doubts about, and for new couples, many people
don't want to bring a new date home to meet
the parents, or they don't want to meet yours, so
they call it off.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's the Hollywood handled the show. In the case of
your Morning Crew coming up, Resorts World Casino one Night's Stay,
and of course, let's not forget about a two hundred
and some odd dollar I guess spending credit as well.
That's coming up right around. K to you, alayah, carry all,
I welcome Christmas is you and you and you and
you and you? What they did right?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Carry world?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Three? Five K to you to beat them near.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's the Hollywood handled the showroom.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Somebody, Yes, Mom and dad, can you do me a
favorite this year? Please don't hide my presence like you
do every year leading up to Christmas. I can't find them, And.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
Oh god, I bought my niece a bike, so I
don't know where to hide it. It's too big to
put in anywhere like we could put obviously on the closet. Yeah,
I guess on the roof. Cut that into the bed.
My mom was literally the worst of hiding. And you
put into my sister's closet in her room, like that's
how would you? Why would you put it there? Not
Santa's gifts. Not Santa's gifts, the gifts from their parents.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Not of course Santa has his own gifts.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I remember one year I actually found my Christmas gifts
and my mother went ballistic. She lost it. And you know,
my mother oh, Jean Elaine, Elaine, she returned my gifts.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Wow, you have no idea Marie's mom tough, old broad Wow.
So and it's tough.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
It's tough to figure out where you're gonna hide gifts.
I used to have to hide gifts, and I would
find the most outrageous places to hide my kid's gifts.
Like one year I hit it in the actual Christmas
tree box, you know that. I would we would get
fake trees and I would hide the gifts in the
fake tree box because they wouldn't think to go in there.
I would hide it in upper cabinets in the kitchen

(29:55):
because they couldn't reach and they couldn't see it there.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Sure where else? What that's I grew up on a farm,
you know. I grew up on a farm in Las Vegas.
So you know what a root cellar is. You know.
Of course, back in the eighteen hundreds, before they had
refrigerators and stuff in electricity, people used to keep their
food in what's called a root cellar, which is way underground.
So we had a root cellar and that's where they went.

(30:18):
The Christmas was a scary place. Yeah, those were tough
days back in the thirties.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
For me, it was like way back when, years ago,
before lots weresh candles.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
My parents thought that they were slick.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
They used to hide my presence in their attic in
their bedroom, so I would always find my way up
there and I would go and check. And then my
mom got slick and started wrapping them and putting them
in there. So then I decided to go up there
with tape and I would slowly open it, peak and
then retape it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh you sneaky girl. Yeah, I needed to know what
it was getting. Yeah, with what Schnell bag and whatever?
What fur coach? What diamond necklace? That? Yeah, dodga. Imagine
a ten year old years old with lubatons. Absolutely, yes,
of course, of course.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Actually I had z Caaperricci's back then, and a messy garage.
If you have a messy garage, yes, hide the gifts
in the messy garage.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
That's a blessing.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
More, you can always hide them in the car trunk.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, astra, I'm gonna correct, your sweetheart. That is the
worst place. Why they say that, that is the worst place.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
And here's why.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Sometimes your cars get stolen, sometimes they get broken into
and then bye bye gifts.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
All you gotta do is call Maurice Mom.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
She'll come track them down.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh yeah, forget the yeah, forget the Italian wooden spoon
from her mon. Italian Elaine has the Italian shovel. He'll
come out right with the shovel, and.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Then she'll bury the gifts in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right, some nice two. All right, let's get real.
Now it's New York. Let's get real. War of the
Roses next, it's cold out there. It's cold out there.
Sure is Taylor Swift Fate of Ophelia one of three
five K T you to Beat of New York the
Hollywood Hamilton Show on the K two Morning Crew.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Winder, is he.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
The worst in five?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Like it or not?

Speaker 13 (32:23):
You have a nose full snut New York, New Jersey
and Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Two. Yeah, the KT you crew has full coverage for
you little Let's have a great backhand from Michael Buble. Ladies, whoa,
it's his third cousin. So what what are we into?
Samantha you were talking about during Taylor Swift? There that song?

(32:53):
What are you mentioning?

Speaker 6 (32:55):
It's day two of this arctic blast that's hit the region.
An aunt likes to tell me it's.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Just winter in New York.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
But I'm telling you, i'mothermia and you got to cover
your skin, and they're worried.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
You got to dress in layers, especially for us transplants.
We're not used to this.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I know I have to toughen up, but ooh, and
she come on, this is this is this is your
second winner in New York. We brought in larries and gentlemen.
Samantha Standard, director of operations here at k TU for
the Morning Crow. And we brought her in from Los
Angeles because she's so damn good at what she does.
And uh, this is her second winter here, but it

(33:30):
feels like her first. Yeah, you never get used to it.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
I don't have the right shoes, the right jacket. I
always go out with some skins exposed.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
My ankles are frozen.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
I don't even know where to start, but I'm getting
bat I'm toughening up.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So if you see, if you see a woman on
Broadway in forty second and nothing but a bra and shorts, hey.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
But your landlord's supposed to keep it at least sixty
eight degrees and you're building during the day and at
least sixty two at night, all New Yorkers.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
So everyone in the Tri State should know that.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
And if they don't, Samantha, where do we go?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Where do we You dial three pet one and you
report him and you hope something happens.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, yeah, all right, ladies and gentlemen, It's time for
Marie's moment. Now, this is the inspirational moment of the morning.
Gets a lot of great mail and real grateful she
delivers these messages every day. Ladies and gentlemen, It's Marie,
Marie's moment.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Don't lose hope. Even when life feels heavy or uncertain,
Remember there's still a thousand beautiful things waiting for you.
The storm doesn't last forever, and the sun always finds
its way back through the clouds. Every hard moment is
shaping you, preparing you for brighter days. So hold on

(34:44):
your sunshine is just around the corner. Happy Tuesday, everybody,
Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
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