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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Kat You, the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the k T
You Morning crew.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
As we were talking about a minute ago we were
talking about the facts, Samantha Standard, director of operations, came
up to me and she says, you know what we
haven't done in a while. We have not done tired,
get fired. We haven't done it in a while. It's been
a minute. But I myself do live vicariously through this feature.
And with that being said, we've got Susan on the phone. Susan,
(00:29):
are you there?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
WHOA, she's pissed. Okay, Hi, Susan, Welcome, get tired, get fired.
You know how the show works after we get your
boss on the phone. If you can get yourself fired
under two minutes, you're gonna get six weeks seven. Susan,
tell us a little bit about your boss, your job,
Why do you hit your job, and why the hell
do you want to get yourself fired this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I'm a massage therapist and I just got out
of school and it's my first job. And the clients
that they give me through the baddest, they're the oldest
backne bacar.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I've never heard the term backne I've never heard that yet.
You must see all types of ugly ass backs, that's
for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I just wanted to help people mainly. I didn't really
think about how disgusting the human body actually can be.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, Okay, tell me a little bit about the
store that you work at. Your first job. Where is it?
It says here Anthony told me you're in Lower Manhattan.
Tell me a little bit about all that in your boss.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's not a it's not a bad place. I mean,
it's so sterile perfectly, it's practically like an operating room.
But that again, like it's not like a soothing you know,
lavender send in place for relaxation. It's more like a
doctor's office. Right, and so all day, all day long,
I'm doing these massages. And I talked to my boss
about maybe giving me like some of the cute, pretty
(01:55):
girls that come in that are under the age of eighty,
and he never he never give anybody. Well, he's gonn
be the old bad guys.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, where where is this place at? Now? I know
you're in this city. Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm in Ktown, So I'm like on the east side Ktown.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You're in Koreatown.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Koreatown, in Koreatown, and my boss is a very nice
Korean man, but you know he's not listening to me.
And I'm really getting set up with this.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, but you got to keep in mind, Susan. Nice
isn't gonna be ratings for us. I mean, no, goed right? Well,
you want to get fired, Susan. Listen to me, Susan.
I want to get you to six week sevens. But
you got to come out of the gate swinging. You gotta, okay,
shoot for the fence.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
He may be nice, but you can't be right right.
You can't be nice right now. You gotta let him
have it right.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If you really have a problem with your job and
you've got a problem with your Joe what's his name again, Joe,
you only have two minutes to get yourself fired.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, So all right, here we go. Uh you know,
any questions, any questions?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Nope, I have a failing. She's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It all right. Let's see place your bets, everyone, So
here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Get him mad, Get him mad.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
As soon as he says hello, the clock will be ticking.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Hello, spop math Hi is massage?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
One hour.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, can I speak Can I speak to Joe for
a minute? Just can I speak to Joe?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, uh huh yes, Hello, Hey Joe, it's Susan.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I need to talk to you about some stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What's going on, Susan, Joe.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I've been talking to you about this for months now.
You're not giving me the good clients. You're giving me
the old fat, disgusting men. You're giving me the old
discussing men.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Susan, calm down, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
But I would.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I can't calm down because you're not listening to me.
You're not paying attention to what I need. I'm trying
to do a good job for you, and you're just
ignoring me. You're sending me all the discussing people with
the back hair and the skin tags and the back
and the most disgusting people.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
You have to understand, you're only in business for a
few months.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, you have found your sage. Everybody. It's not just
I want bread pit or that guy over there. It's
not like that. Okay, you run the.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Business, but I never get the bread.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Pet.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I need you do your job. You know, you go
home money. That's fine. I don't understand why you complain
so much.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Everybody else gets the pretty girls and the nice, skinny,
little cute models, and you send me all the old,
disgusting people.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
They ask for you, black guy coming, it's all the same.
They pay money the same. The business grow and then
you get more money. You only walk a few months,
you get anybody coming they want you. You do the job,
you massage, your good massage. I hire you, and then
you can pick anybody you want. Okay, a few months
(04:54):
you already make it. I want to knock that guy, right,
black guy need massage too, Okay, when there's people with bagne,
they wanted massage to everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They need a massage. You do the massage. That's why
I hire you. Good.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I only get the discussing the skin conditions and the hair.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
And then did you get the flyer business carding you
post a social media.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hey, come to me. I a good massage. Please don't
settle people. Okay, you're not. I've been in this business
so many years. Okay, everybody to come to my place
because I gave.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Good matag time times up, times out times and she
did not opportunities right, what a nice guy, Susan all wrong,
all wrong? You would you were. Hey, congratulations, Susan, you
are You are the two percent of people that did
not get fired and you did not get the six
(05:49):
week severance. This Joe guy, he sounds like a great guy.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, it does, Hey, Joe, but you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Can in my job, Joe.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Get fired after this though he may fire you.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, let me explain Joe.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
My name's Hollywood Hamilton, and that's Marie right over there
with Samantha Standard and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We're with a radio station here in town called uh
it's a little tiny station called k TU, not too
far from you. We've got this feature on this radio
show called tired get Fired.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't know who you are to go Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
He doesn't know who you are to really hit to
the ego, isn't it there, Hollween, it's a little bit so, Susan.
I'll tell you what we're gonna do for you right now.
Do you want us not want us to tell Joe
why you're on the radio or do we tell him what's.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Go ahead and tell him Joe.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Susan called into this radio station in the morning here
wanting to be fired from you and if she got
herself fired. That's part of the skit that we do.
It's called tired get fired. If she was to get
herself fired within the two minutes, she would have received
six week severance. And you didn't fire her.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh too bad. I come to work tomorrow and then
we talk.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Even calling us and wanting you to fire her. You're
still not gonna fire her. You're gonna keep her.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She's a cool booker. She come to me, she want
to work here, right right, So I give a chance
right now. She's brand new massause nobody give opportunity like
that this one. They can go other places. But it's not.
It's not clean like my spy. The clients is not.
We have a lot of people coming. They want a massage.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, okay, let me let me just help her
out since she didn't get the six week seven so
I'm gonna help her out a little bit, Joe, Is
there anything we can do to level her up a
little bit?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Can we of her people to massage some hot guys?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Maybe she should stop completing so much, Maybe maybe she
needs massage?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh yeah, gotcha? Is there anything we can do?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You get asking it for to be fair, that's all right, right.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So I'll try. We talked, you know, out on radio.
We've talked now.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
See that's lovely. He's gonna worst it out with you, Susan.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Joe tired you.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But that's just me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
K T you, k T you Schulman and Hill
Kat You, the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the k T
You Morning crew.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
As we were talking about a minute ago we were
talking about the facts, Samantha Standard, director of operations, came
up to me and she says, you know what we
haven't done in a while. We have not done tired,
get fired. We haven't done it in a while. It's been
a minute. But I myself do live vicariously through this feature.
And with that being said, we've got Susan on the phone. Susan,
(00:29):
are you there?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
WHOA, she's pissed. Okay, Hi, Susan, Welcome, get tired, get fired.
You know how the show works after we get your
boss on the phone. If you can get yourself fired
under two minutes, you're gonna get six weeks seven. Susan,
tell us a little bit about your boss, your job,
Why do you hit your job, and why the hell
do you want to get yourself fired this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I'm a massage therapist and I just got out
of school and it's my first job. And the clients
that they give me through the baddest, they're the oldest
backne bacar.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I've never heard the term backne I've never heard that yet.
You must see all types of ugly ass backs, that's
for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I just wanted to help people mainly. I didn't really
think about how disgusting the human body actually can be.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right, Okay, tell me a little bit about the
store that you work at. Your first job. Where is it?
It says here Anthony told me you're in Lower Manhattan.
Tell me a little bit about all that in your boss.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's not a it's not a bad place. I mean,
it's so sterile perfectly, it's practically like an operating room.
But that again, like it's not like a soothing you know,
lavender send in place for relaxation. It's more like a
doctor's office. Right, and so all day, all day long,
I'm doing these massages. And I talked to my boss
about maybe giving me like some of the cute, pretty
(01:55):
girls that come in that are under the age of eighty,
and he never he never give anybody. Well, he's gonn
be the old bad guys.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, where where is this place at? Now? I know
you're in this city. Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm in Ktown, So I'm like on the east side Ktown.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You're in Koreatown.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Koreatown, in Koreatown, and my boss is a very nice
Korean man, but you know he's not listening to me.
And I'm really getting set up with this.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, but you got to keep in mind, Susan. Nice
isn't gonna be ratings for us. I mean, no, goed right? Well,
you want to get fired, Susan. Listen to me, Susan.
I want to get you to six week sevens. But
you got to come out of the gate swinging. You gotta, okay,
shoot for the fence.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
He may be nice, but you can't be right right.
You can't be nice right now. You gotta let him
have it right.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If you really have a problem with your job and
you've got a problem with your Joe what's his name again, Joe,
you only have two minutes to get yourself fired.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, So all right, here we go. Uh you know,
any questions, any questions?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Nope, I have a failing. She's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It all right. Let's see place your bets, everyone, So
here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Get him mad, Get him mad.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
As soon as he says hello, the clock will be ticking.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Hello, spop math Hi is massage?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
One hour.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, can I speak Can I speak to Joe for
a minute? Just can I speak to Joe?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, uh huh yes, Hello, Hey Joe, it's Susan.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I need to talk to you about some stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What's going on, Susan, Joe.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I've been talking to you about this for months now.
You're not giving me the good clients. You're giving me
the old fat, disgusting men. You're giving me the old
discussing men.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Susan, calm down, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
But I would.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I can't calm down because you're not listening to me.
You're not paying attention to what I need. I'm trying
to do a good job for you, and you're just
ignoring me. You're sending me all the discussing people with
the back hair and the skin tags and the back
and the most disgusting people.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
You have to understand, you're only in business for a
few months.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, you have found your sage. Everybody. It's not just
I want bread pit or that guy over there. It's
not like that. Okay, you run the.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Business, but I never get the bread.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Pet.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I need you do your job. You know, you go
home money. That's fine. I don't understand why you complain
so much.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Everybody else gets the pretty girls and the nice, skinny,
little cute models, and you send me all the old,
disgusting people.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
They ask for you, black guy coming, it's all the same.
They pay money the same. The business grow and then
you get more money. You only walk a few months,
you get anybody coming they want you. You do the job,
you massage, your good massage. I hire you, and then
you can pick anybody you want. Okay, a few months
(04:54):
you already make it. I want to knock that guy, right,
black guy need massage too, Okay, when there's people with bagne,
they wanted massage to everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They need a massage. You do the massage. That's why
I hire you. Good.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I only get the discussing the skin conditions and the hair.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
And then did you get the flyer business carding you
post a social media.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hey, come to me. I a good massage. Please don't
settle people. Okay, you're not. I've been in this business
so many years. Okay, everybody to come to my place
because I gave.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Good matag time times up, times out times and she
did not opportunities right, what a nice guy, Susan all wrong,
all wrong? You would you were. Hey, congratulations, Susan, you
are You are the two percent of people that did
not get fired and you did not get the six
(05:49):
week severance. This Joe guy, he sounds like a great guy.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, it does, Hey, Joe, but you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Can in my job, Joe.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Get fired after this though he may fire you.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, let me explain Joe.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
My name's Hollywood Hamilton, and that's Marie right over there
with Samantha Standard and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We're with a radio station here in town called uh
it's a little tiny station called k TU, not too
far from you. We've got this feature on this radio
show called tired get Fired.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't know who you are to go Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
He doesn't know who you are to really hit to
the ego, isn't it there, Hollween, it's a little bit so, Susan.
I'll tell you what we're gonna do for you right now.
Do you want us not want us to tell Joe
why you're on the radio or do we tell him what's.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Go ahead and tell him Joe.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Susan called into this radio station in the morning here
wanting to be fired from you and if she got
herself fired. That's part of the skit that we do.
It's called tired get fired. If she was to get
herself fired within the two minutes, she would have received
six week severance. And you didn't fire her.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh too bad. I come to work tomorrow and then
we talk.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Even calling us and wanting you to fire her. You're
still not gonna fire her. You're gonna keep her.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
She's a cool booker. She come to me, she want
to work here, right right, So I give a chance
right now. She's brand new massause nobody give opportunity like
that this one. They can go other places. But it's not.
It's not clean like my spy. The clients is not.
We have a lot of people coming. They want a massage.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, okay, let me let me just help her
out since she didn't get the six week seven so
I'm gonna help her out a little bit, Joe, Is
there anything we can do to level her up a
little bit?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Can we of her people to massage some hot guys?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Maybe she should stop completing so much, Maybe maybe she
needs massage?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh yeah, gotcha? Is there anything we can do?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You get asking it for to be fair, that's all right, right.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So I'll try. We talked, you know, out on radio.
We've talked now.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
See that's lovely. He's gonna worst it out with you, Susan.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Joe tired you.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But that's just me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
K T you, k T you Schulman and Hill
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