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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go from the people and the writers who
brought your water roses. It's time for tired and get fired.
All right. So I got Colleen on the phone. Colleen,
are you there, I'm here. All right, Colleen. We've been
sitting on your letter for a few days now. Welcome
to tired, get fired. Tell us a little bit about
yourself and what's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh my name is Colleen, and I've been working for
this animal for about wee.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Years now, all right, all right, all right, hold on,
now it's the catering. You've been in the catering industry
now for three years. Let's start with the animal. Why
is she an animal? We understand it's a female boss.
Tell us what you do and what she does and
everything like that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Go ahead. Well, let me just say I love the
opportunity to be able to I love you, guys. I
listen you a whole the time, and thank you for
this opportunity because I just cannot. Her name is Debra,
but we call her Faith and she's just a nasty.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Delight fault.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
When she hired me, she was so nice. She said,
I have a catering business. It's thriving. I need more people.
On board that can help me. I'll show you the ropes.
I'll let you go out in the field. I'll show
you everything you need to know. And that's definitely not
the case because I'm there three years. I haven't gone
out on the road once. Her food is trash is
I'd rather eat dog food that or even a dog
(01:18):
than eat her food. Micromanagers. She tries to tell me
what to do. I mean, while she has no idea
what she's doing. He's going back for a second job.
So she's just find for the Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Colin, Colin, Colleen, save it for the radio, we say,
the industry, save it for the radio. That's intense. My god. Well, okay,
let's back up, just just to really quickly, so we're
gonna get her on the phone. You know how this
thing works. You're you're obviously a fan of the show.
From the minute your boss, Debra says hello, You're gonna
have two minutes to get yourself fired if you can,
If you can get her to say, you know what,
(01:55):
you don't like it here, you're fired. She's got to
fire you in order to get the six week severance
paid personally by me. Now, out of the nine times
that we've done this. We've only had two people not
grab the six week seven, So I mean because they
didn't come in hard. You only have to You only
have two minutes to get on the Now we understand.
Let me just sum it up really quickly. She's a chef,
she owns a catering service. You've been there three years.
(02:17):
She's promised you to get out in the field. And
you know because, as it says here in the email
that you sent in in order to get on the show,
you're a people person and you wanted to get out
there and meet people and be part of the parties.
And she's not allowing you to do that for three
years Before we get her on the radio, Debra can
reach deep down inside why I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why she wants me in the kitchens doing dishes and everything.
So she's too cheap to hat or anybody else. And
she's probably not gonna let me go because misery loves
company and she hates herself and she hates me.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh boy, all right, here we go, Here we go,
Here we go. Tired, get fired? Are you ready now?
Are you also prepared financially, mentally, spiritually, and physically to
be canned? With nothing. Probably you have to show up
and work tomorrow. It's gonna be very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'll do only fans. I don't care. With food you're
gonna do. You're gonna do it with food, Santa, you
have to go.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Over the road, right, So no continuous profanity and no
threats of out and out murder.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, Okay, she sounds disappointed.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She's fired up. When we return on the Hollywood Hamilton
Show and the k T Morning Group, be right back. Hi,
my friends, we are back the Hollywood Hamilton Show and
the k T Your morning crew tired, get fired. Colleen's
gonna have a total of two minutes to get herself
fired six weeks severance.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Hi, good Catering Company. This is Deborah. How may I
help you? Hey, Jertybra, it's Colleen your favorite work though.
Whoa Oh it is dirty, Zebra. I know you're dirty
because it's Colleen, your employee, and everything about you is dirty.
Your business is dirty, your food is trash. I hate
work and what you disturb is a gross You use
cheap food, you use oil over and over again. You
(04:14):
don't clean anything, your garbage, your clients hate you, employees everything.
Hey man, I don't know whoa Hey, can I use
doggy feet? I don't even understand why you're you waste
so much time yapping your crap? Why are you? Why
(04:35):
are fired? Colleen? Got good fired?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yoh man, that is the quickest.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Fire your keys. You can have it with you. Give
me my keys, you can get your check.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, girls, girls, Mari you a dirty rag?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I call that.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Look okay, every all right, everyone, everyone stopped? Please everyone
all right, Colleen, please, Debora. My name is hollywo Hamilton.
I'm with w KT Radio. I'm the morning guy with
the Marie here at this radio thing that we do here. Hey,
listen to me, Deborah. You're on something called Tired Get Fired.
It's a feature of our show where listeners call up
who happened to be employees of bad bosses and terrible jobs,
(05:14):
and they try to get themselves fired within two minutes.
Colleen took the record for tired Get Fired, got herself
fired in twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, nailed record.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That miserable everyone, Let's take it easy, Colleen. You successfully
achieved what you set out to do. She fired you, Deborah,
excuse the call quite frankly, Deborah, we've only heard Colleen's
side of the story.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Now that you have.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Fired her, could we hear from your side.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, if maybe her personal hygiene was a little bit
better and she washed her.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, okay, Deborah, Deborah, Okay, Debrah, Deborah.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Listening, Sorry at Deva, listen what happened.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We understand she's been working for you for now three years,
and for three years you've been telling her she was
going to go out on the street. You know, she
was going to get outdoors a little bit and be
part of the parties in some of the locations and
so on and so forth. But for three years you've
held her back. That's the whole album.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Why would I let anybody represent my company who doesn't
know how to bathe? Why would you represent your own
company when you don't have to cook? Okay, all right,
I don't know if you're farting or yelling.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Wow, yeah, Anthony, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Said she said, I don't know if you're farting or yelling.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That there's always two sides to every story. We found
out the second side of the story. But nevertheless, you've
got yourself six weeks severance from tired to get fired. Congratulation, tulations,
both of you. Yes all. Tired Get Fired can be
heard over at kt dot com on our podcast page.
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