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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Out of the New Year. This came out of nowhere.
This Tired Get Fired? Is I gotta be honest with you.
I didn't think it was going to be a hit. Really,
everybody seems to be wanting to get on Tired Get
Fired like War the Roses and Friday and Wow. So welcome,
welcome to I love it. I find it highly satisfying
this feature. Who doesn't want to tell off the boss
(00:25):
that they just can't stand anymore? That's exactly what it's
all about. I got Helen. She works with some sort
of certified public accountant firm. Right there. She works with
a guy by the name of a Void. She can't
stand him, and Helen, welcome to the show. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Thanks for having me on. I want to kill my body.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
All right, you broke one of the rules already. Yeah,
listen to me. You can't threaten anybody on the air. Okay,
you can't threaten to kill anybody here, so you could
do just about anything else there, but can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Helen busy banging his secretary, which you think is.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, whoa Okay, that's a lot of info there. Okay,
you're is boyd married.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Boyd has been divorced probably a year, and he's banging
everything insights.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
CPA, that bangs everything inside. Okay, so he's a single guy.
You have problems with him, and but what is the
primary cause for you calling us? What's the what's the
big problem? What do you do for the company?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I do monthly reconciliations for a bank, accounts, general ledgers,
daily accounting, pretty much like it's income and expenses for
the day, for the month. I have to make up
for all his mistakes everything. She's very incomfident. I have
to work late. I've asked for a race. You will
(01:48):
not give it to me.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Helen. We understand you listen to the show. You know
what the show is all about. Tired, get fired. We're
going to get the boss on the phone. From the moment,
Boyd says, hello, you have two minutes to get yourself fired.
If you get yourself fired within two minutes, you get
six weeks severance. Okay, six weeks of what you make
severance personally paid by me. Hollywood Hamilton.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Are you ready just get fired? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, yeah, it's all you have to do. A couple
of little rules here. The biggest rule is you cannot
ask him to fire you in any way, shape or form.
You can't insinuate that you want to be fired. You
just can't ask to be fired. That's it, Okay, definitely,
And just no continuous profanity and no out and out
threats of murder. Okay, you can't. Yeah, you can't, like
Samantha says, you can't, you can't threaten to kill him. Okay,
(02:31):
I'm read two minutes now, ready, all right, let's see
if she can do it. If she's got it in
her next right here on k T, you will be
right here. You would have back one of three five
k T you to beat up New York the Hollywood
Hamilton showing the KT warning crew and the listener. Helen,
he's gonna have two minutes to get herself fired after
we get her boss on the phone. If she does so,
she gets six weeks seven. She works for a certified
(02:52):
public accountant firm. Her boss said she can't stand it, boy.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Boy, yeah right till out. Hey, what's going on, Helen?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Blade?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Is ask you constantly for a raise that I deserve
after working for you for eight years, working way past
me hours, not for nothing. I ask for a simple rape.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Knock it off, Ellen, I gotta know if you're drinking again,
because this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is really atating.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do you know when I leave the office, the liquor
straw hads my bottle of vodka waiting on the counter,
because the only thing that will calm me down to.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You don't need work. We don't think that's part of
the problem. We don't think that's called your Yeah, I
go to the bar across the street and I have
a box of jail and you're wondering why you go
to the bar player, Helen, I need you to come
in again.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I need you to calm down and come in so
we can talk, because I need to know what I want.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Two hundred times, and whenever I talk to you, you
just don't want to give me the raise. I have
to stay late because.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're growing up all.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
The number outside?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Did you not do me to take your grade? Where
is that? Where do you even come from?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're out to everything, boyd, and now you're sting up your.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Business and you don't you worry about don't you worry
about who I'm Ellen sounds a little jealous. You found
a little jealous, Helen.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I hate you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I hate this job. I want I don't even want
to take in your chair because you've gotten late so
many times on it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I Helen, no one, no one is forcing you to
be here. Can stay home all day with your drinks,
well what your cigarettes? Have your little drinks, watch the
Matt Locke, whatever you do with your afternoon. You don't
have to come in anymore. You don't have a job here, Helen, anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Do you have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I do believe that's a fire. Fire you did, Helen?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You did? It?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Was that a fire? Samantha? Officially, let's tell BOYD what's
happening here? Yeah, yeah, let's boy I'm so sorry. My
name's Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with WKTU Radio, which is a
radio station in New York. You're on something called tired
Get fired. She called in. She had a certain amount
of time to get herself fired within two minutes. If
she got herself fired, she would get six week severance
(05:14):
paid by us. She successfully did just that, and boyd,
that's it. You don't have to look at Helen any
longer unless she has to come in and pick up
her I don't know what you are, Sam Paine, Hope.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Six weeks is enough for her and her cat, because
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
How I don't know that cat.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You idiots, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
On a serious note here, Helen, if you do have
you didn't tell us anything about a drinking issue. If
that's the case, we we would like to see Marie
would like to stare you in the right direction in
order to get some help with that. Now we don't
know if that, if that has anything to do with
any of all this, but we did hear a lot
about drinking and that kind of is Uh. Don't drive
to pick up your stuff either. See Anthony, you're trying
(05:59):
to be funny again. I'm trying to be seriously trying
to be fun Can we can we talk off?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm okay, Yeah, you're okay. I'll be great.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
The woman drive once a.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Week and then maybe there's a bottle of.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay okay.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think she says she's okay. All right, Helen, we're
gonna take you off. You got six weeks severance. You
you won okay? I you yeah? Are you? We got it?
We got it. We'll be right back
Out of the New Year. This came out of nowhere.
This Tired Get Fired? Is I gotta be honest with you.
I didn't think it was going to be a hit. Really,
everybody seems to be wanting to get on Tired Get
Fired like War the Roses and Friday and Wow. So welcome,
welcome to I love it. I find it highly satisfying
this feature. Who doesn't want to tell off the boss
(00:25):
that they just can't stand anymore? That's exactly what it's
all about. I got Helen. She works with some sort
of certified public accountant firm. Right there. She works with
a guy by the name of a Void. She can't
stand him, and Helen, welcome to the show. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Thanks for having me on. I want to kill my body.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
All right, you broke one of the rules already. Yeah,
listen to me. You can't threaten anybody on the air. Okay,
you can't threaten to kill anybody here, so you could
do just about anything else there, but can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Helen busy banging his secretary, which you think is.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, whoa Okay, that's a lot of info there. Okay,
you're is boyd married.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Boyd has been divorced probably a year, and he's banging
everything insights.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
CPA, that bangs everything inside. Okay, so he's a single guy.
You have problems with him, and but what is the
primary cause for you calling us? What's the what's the
big problem? What do you do for the company?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I do monthly reconciliations for a bank, accounts, general ledgers,
daily accounting, pretty much like it's income and expenses for
the day, for the month. I have to make up
for all his mistakes everything. She's very incomfident. I have
to work late. I've asked for a race. You will
(01:48):
not give it to me.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Helen. We understand you listen to the show. You know
what the show is all about. Tired, get fired. We're
going to get the boss on the phone. From the moment,
Boyd says, hello, you have two minutes to get yourself fired.
If you get yourself fired within two minutes, you get
six weeks severance. Okay, six weeks of what you make
severance personally paid by me. Hollywood Hamilton.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Are you ready just get fired? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, yeah, it's all you have to do. A couple
of little rules here. The biggest rule is you cannot
ask him to fire you in any way, shape or form.
You can't insinuate that you want to be fired. You
just can't ask to be fired. That's it, Okay, definitely,
And just no continuous profanity and no out and out
threats of murder. Okay, you can't. Yeah, you can't, like
Samantha says, you can't, you can't threaten to kill him. Okay,
(02:31):
I'm read two minutes now, ready, all right, let's see
if she can do it. If she's got it in
her next right here on k T, you will be
right here. You would have back one of three five
k T you to beat up New York the Hollywood
Hamilton showing the KT warning crew and the listener. Helen,
he's gonna have two minutes to get herself fired after
we get her boss on the phone. If she does so,
she gets six weeks seven. She works for a certified
(02:52):
public accountant firm. Her boss said she can't stand it, boy.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Boy, yeah right till out. Hey, what's going on, Helen?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Blade?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Is ask you constantly for a raise that I deserve
after working for you for eight years, working way past
me hours, not for nothing. I ask for a simple rape.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Knock it off, Ellen, I gotta know if you're drinking again,
because this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is really atating.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do you know when I leave the office, the liquor
straw hads my bottle of vodka waiting on the counter,
because the only thing that will calm me down to.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You don't need work. We don't think that's part of
the problem. We don't think that's called your Yeah, I
go to the bar across the street and I have
a box of jail and you're wondering why you go
to the bar player, Helen, I need you to come
in again.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I need you to calm down and come in so
we can talk, because I need to know what I want.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Two hundred times, and whenever I talk to you, you
just don't want to give me the raise. I have
to stay late because.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're growing up all.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
The number outside?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Did you not do me to take your grade? Where
is that? Where do you even come from?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're out to everything, boyd, and now you're sting up your.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Business and you don't you worry about don't you worry
about who I'm Ellen sounds a little jealous. You found
a little jealous, Helen.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I hate you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I hate this job. I want I don't even want
to take in your chair because you've gotten late so
many times on it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I Helen, no one, no one is forcing you to
be here. Can stay home all day with your drinks,
well what your cigarettes? Have your little drinks, watch the
Matt Locke, whatever you do with your afternoon. You don't
have to come in anymore. You don't have a job here, Helen, anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Do you have? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I do believe that's a fire. Fire you did, Helen?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You did? It?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Was that a fire? Samantha? Officially, let's tell BOYD what's
happening here? Yeah, yeah, let's boy I'm so sorry. My
name's Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with WKTU Radio, which is a
radio station in New York. You're on something called tired
Get fired. She called in. She had a certain amount
of time to get herself fired within two minutes. If
she got herself fired, she would get six week severance
(05:14):
paid by us. She successfully did just that, and boyd,
that's it. You don't have to look at Helen any
longer unless she has to come in and pick up
her I don't know what you are, Sam Paine, Hope.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Six weeks is enough for her and her cat, because
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
How I don't know that cat.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You idiots, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
On a serious note here, Helen, if you do have
you didn't tell us anything about a drinking issue. If
that's the case, we we would like to see Marie
would like to stare you in the right direction in
order to get some help with that. Now we don't
know if that, if that has anything to do with
any of all this, but we did hear a lot
about drinking and that kind of is Uh. Don't drive
to pick up your stuff either. See Anthony, you're trying
(05:59):
to be funny again. I'm trying to be seriously trying
to be fun Can we can we talk off?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm okay, Yeah, you're okay. I'll be great.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
The woman drive once a.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Week and then maybe there's a bottle of.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay okay.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think she says she's okay. All right, Helen, we're
gonna take you off. You got six weeks severance. You
you won okay? I you yeah? Are you? We got it?
We got it. We'll be right back
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