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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses again.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Check out the all new, brand new Water Roses animated
series at iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
So we got Claire on the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So Claire all wants to be in Warter Roses because
she's got First of all, I got to know Claire
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Claire.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean this in the in a good way. You're
just out there, You're way out there. She's just a
little different, a little different, Claire.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Why don't you I.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Am the mermaid?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually it's
it's lineage.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You mean you you pretend to be a mermaid, right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I'm really a mermaid. I have to take a
bath every night to just let my gills unfold and breathe,
like come in human form. And I play a mermaid
at children's parties. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
M You got that, Yeah, I sure did. She's a
mermaid and she performs there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you're a mermaid at children's parties.
You're a what do you mean you're really a mermaid.
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, of course, yes,
a real mermaid.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's right, all right, Claire, Claire, why are you calling
War of the Rose? Why would a mermaid be calling us?
This morning?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I met a man at a party I was performing at.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, can you tell us a little bit about this
guy and why it's not working out. I'm just going
to take a stab at that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I can even begin to imagine why it wouldn't be
working out.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, you know, he's a human man, not a merman,
so he's basically we went out a couple times and
I haven't heard from him since he's not calling.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now, are you putting us on?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are you like somebody's put you on to call it?
Like to play around with us? Because this is a series.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What you mean?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What I mean is are you like you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You're not real? Like you're isn't it neat? Wouldn't you
think I'm the girl, a girl who has.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Everything that was actually very.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can you just tell us can you please.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Him in weeks?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And you must this must be a joke.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It has to be. We have to use gentle gentle hands, gentle,
be very gentle.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, you're right, you're right, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So what's what's this guy's name?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
David? David and King David. Okay, he was lovely.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay. Did you go out on a second date?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, we actually went on three dates and he's not
returning my clothes and I want to know why.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for David. Hi, David, how you
doing today?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm hi.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
We're a local company in the tri State and as
a promotional vehicle, we get a list of names, pick
one randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses.
So I we picked your name today. Congratulations, How did
I winness?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, we get a list of names from various stores
in the area. I guess you must have shopped at
some of them, and that's how we got your name
and telephone number. So if you have a second I'll explain.
These flowers are free. We're not going to ask you
for a credit card or any personal information. The only
thing we ask for these free flowers is that you
talk about us to your friend's family, put us on
(03:46):
social media. We just love to have you help us spread.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Where to pick them up.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh well, here's the thing. You don't have to do
a thing, not even pick these flowers up. We're going
to deliver them to the person that you would like
to send these hours too.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That's really cool.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, and we would love your house. Pardon what? Hello?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah? Are you talking to me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah? I just said that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't hear I saw.
Am I disturbing my apartment?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're in your apartment? You have roommates.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, I got a couple of friends over. So sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, I'm so sorry to disturb you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I was going to get the flowers again. I'm sorry. Nice,
I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, we're going to deliver them to the person that
You're going to tell me their name.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't know. I'm not really dating anyone right now.
I guess maybe maybe I just send them to my mom.
Does that? What's I send them to my mom?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sure, you can send them to your mom, but you're
not dating anybody. Huh No, so you want to just
send them to your mom?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah? Does that work? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Aren't you a nice young man?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right? Yeah, it didn't work out with the mermaid.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Perfect, but theaid?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What are you talking about the mermaid?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My name is Sean Hamilton. I'm radio guy here in
New York in the city w KTU Radio on something
called Warrid of Roses and then and you've been talking
with Marie Marie as my co host on this radio
station called KTU.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah. Hi, David, Hi, So this isn't Flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, no, no, no, it's not not Flowers. Look, I
got to get right down to this. So we've got
this woman by the name of Guys. I cannot wait
to hear your response. There, David, I've got Claire.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
On the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh oh god.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
There Claire.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you want Claire? Are you there? Can you come
to the phone place?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Look, Claire, I don't want to relicue you. I don't
want to embarrass you or anything. But what do you
want to do here?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
This?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We're so sorry, Claire.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm not embarrassed. He should be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well, I mean she's been on the phone the entire time, David,
you want to send the roses to your mom. She's
been on the phone. What's the deal? Why why not returning?
Why you ghost?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And why?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Why did you?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Why did you disappear from Claire's Why did you from
her life?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She's not She thinks she's the Little Mermaid. It's so weird.
I don't know the Little Mermaid, okay, Jesus. I wish
she'd took a book from Ario and stopped talking for one.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You actually know the story, David, What do you?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Where did it all go wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
So my daughter's friends had a birthday party and we went,
and she was the mermaid at the birthday party, and
we hit it off a tad and she seemed very
nice and I thought she was pretty, and you know,
I put up with it in the beginning. But the
more I talked to her, the more I realized that
this mermaid saying that she was doing at the birthday
party believes it to be the case for Rio. It
(06:45):
wasn't just like a character that she's being paid to do.
But by the way, I don't know did she tell
you this or is did she tell you the situation?
I don't want I don't want to be rude if
it's not something that she already told us. Yeah, I
just didn't think she was all there a little bit,
but you know, very nice. She's very nice, and I
hope she finds someone. But I just don't think.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh, okay, Claire, we're sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, fine, I don't think he's right for me.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, so there's someone out there for you.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm the one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Now and now, I you know what, I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
This is not a yoke because she's not trying to
play a joke. And you're right, you know, you are interesting,
you are unique, Okay, yeah, and you have to be
who you are. We totally get that. But I think
for David, it's just not a right fit for him.
But you're gonna find your fit, for sure, I hope so.
(07:40):
And you're very kind of David to be so gentle
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know why, Claire, Because I gotta be honest with you.
Who doesn't love a hot mermaid? Everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm the only one who could swim with the sharks
and come.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Out all right, all right, Okay, our bye, honey, Okay,
we love you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
David.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We need you know, we need to. We're going to
talk to you off the air because we need to
get your consent to put this on the radio tomorrow morning. Okay,
so hold on, okay, And.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I really do want to commend you, David, for being
so kind and gentle.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, for the
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses again.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Check out the all new, brand new Water Roses animated
series at iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
So we got Claire on the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So Claire all wants to be in Warter Roses because
she's got First of all, I got to know Claire
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Claire.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I mean this in the in a good way. You're
just out there, You're way out there. She's just a
little different, a little different, Claire.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Why don't you I.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Am the mermaid?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually it's
it's lineage.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You mean you you pretend to be a mermaid, right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, I'm really a mermaid. I have to take a
bath every night to just let my gills unfold and breathe,
like come in human form. And I play a mermaid
at children's parties. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
M You got that, Yeah, I sure did. She's a
mermaid and she performs there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you're a mermaid at children's parties.
You're a what do you mean you're really a mermaid.
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, of course, yes,
a real mermaid.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's right, all right, Claire, Claire, why are you calling
War of the Rose? Why would a mermaid be calling us?
This morning?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I met a man at a party I was performing at.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, can you tell us a little bit about this
guy and why it's not working out. I'm just going
to take a stab at that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I can even begin to imagine why it wouldn't be
working out.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, you know, he's a human man, not a merman,
so he's basically we went out a couple times and
I haven't heard from him since he's not calling.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now, are you putting us on?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are you like somebody's put you on to call it?
Like to play around with us? Because this is a series.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What you mean?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What I mean is are you like you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You're not real? Like you're isn't it neat? Wouldn't you
think I'm the girl, a girl who has.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Everything that was actually very.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can you just tell us can you please.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Him in weeks?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And you must this must be a joke.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It has to be. We have to use gentle gentle hands, gentle,
be very gentle.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, you're right, you're right, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So what's what's this guy's name?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
David? David and King David. Okay, he was lovely.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay. Did you go out on a second date?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, we actually went on three dates and he's not
returning my clothes and I want to know why.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for David. Hi, David, how you
doing today?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm hi.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
We're a local company in the tri State and as
a promotional vehicle, we get a list of names, pick
one randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses.
So I we picked your name today. Congratulations, How did
I winness?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, we get a list of names from various stores
in the area. I guess you must have shopped at
some of them, and that's how we got your name
and telephone number. So if you have a second I'll explain.
These flowers are free. We're not going to ask you
for a credit card or any personal information. The only
thing we ask for these free flowers is that you
talk about us to your friend's family, put us on
(03:46):
social media. We just love to have you help us spread.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Where to pick them up.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh well, here's the thing. You don't have to do
a thing, not even pick these flowers up. We're going
to deliver them to the person that you would like
to send these hours too.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That's really cool.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, and we would love your house. Pardon what? Hello?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah? Are you talking to me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah? I just said that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't hear I saw.
Am I disturbing my apartment?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're in your apartment? You have roommates.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, I got a couple of friends over. So sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, I'm so sorry to disturb you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I was going to get the flowers again. I'm sorry. Nice,
I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, we're going to deliver them to the person that
You're going to tell me their name.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't know. I'm not really dating anyone right now.
I guess maybe maybe I just send them to my mom.
Does that? What's I send them to my mom?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sure, you can send them to your mom, but you're
not dating anybody. Huh No, so you want to just
send them to your mom?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah? Does that work? Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Aren't you a nice young man?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right? Yeah, it didn't work out with the mermaid.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Perfect, but theaid?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What are you talking about the mermaid?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
My name is Sean Hamilton. I'm radio guy here in
New York in the city w KTU Radio on something
called Warrid of Roses and then and you've been talking
with Marie Marie as my co host on this radio
station called KTU.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah. Hi, David, Hi, So this isn't Flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, no, no, no, it's not not Flowers. Look, I
got to get right down to this. So we've got
this woman by the name of Guys. I cannot wait
to hear your response. There, David, I've got Claire.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
On the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh oh god.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
There Claire.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you want Claire? Are you there? Can you come
to the phone place?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Look, Claire, I don't want to relicue you. I don't
want to embarrass you or anything. But what do you
want to do here?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
This?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We're so sorry, Claire.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm not embarrassed. He should be embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well, I mean she's been on the phone the entire time, David,
you want to send the roses to your mom. She's
been on the phone. What's the deal? Why why not returning?
Why you ghost?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And why?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Why did you?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Why did you disappear from Claire's Why did you from
her life?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She's not She thinks she's the Little Mermaid. It's so weird.
I don't know the Little Mermaid, okay, Jesus. I wish
she'd took a book from Ario and stopped talking for one.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You actually know the story, David, What do you?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Where did it all go wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
So my daughter's friends had a birthday party and we went,
and she was the mermaid at the birthday party, and
we hit it off a tad and she seemed very
nice and I thought she was pretty, and you know,
I put up with it in the beginning. But the
more I talked to her, the more I realized that
this mermaid saying that she was doing at the birthday
party believes it to be the case for Rio. It
(06:45):
wasn't just like a character that she's being paid to do.
But by the way, I don't know did she tell
you this or is did she tell you the situation?
I don't want I don't want to be rude if
it's not something that she already told us. Yeah, I
just didn't think she was all there a little bit,
but you know, very nice. She's very nice, and I
hope she finds someone. But I just don't think.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh, okay, Claire, we're sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, fine, I don't think he's right for me.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, so there's someone out there for you.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm the one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Now and now, I you know what, I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
This is not a yoke because she's not trying to
play a joke. And you're right, you know, you are interesting,
you are unique, Okay, yeah, and you have to be
who you are. We totally get that. But I think
for David, it's just not a right fit for him.
But you're gonna find your fit, for sure, I hope so.
(07:40):
And you're very kind of David to be so gentle
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know why, Claire, Because I gotta be honest with you.
Who doesn't love a hot mermaid? Everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm the only one who could swim with the sharks
and come.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Out all right, all right, Okay, our bye, honey, Okay,
we love you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
David.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
We need you know, we need to. We're going to
talk to you off the air because we need to
get your consent to put this on the radio tomorrow morning. Okay,
so hold on, okay, And.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I really do want to commend you, David, for being
so kind and gentle.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, for the
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