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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So we got Claire on the phone.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So Claire all wants to be in Ward of Roses
because she's got First of all, you got to know
Claire a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I am the mermaid.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually it's
it's a lineage like come in human form, and I
play a mermaid at children's parties. That's what I do.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
M You got that, Yeah, I sure did. She's a
mermaid and she performs there.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you're a mermaid at children's parties.
You're a what do you mean you're really a mermaid?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, yes, a real mermaid.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's right, all right, Claire, Claire, why are you calling
War of the rose Why would a mermaid be calling us?
This morning?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I met a man at a party I was performing at.
He's Basically, we went out a couple times, and I
haven't heard from him since he's not calling.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
And must this must be a joke. It has to be.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We have to use gentle, gentle hands, gentle, be very gentle.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So what's what's this guy's name?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
David? David and King David. Okay, he was lovely.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay. Did you go out on a second date?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yes, we actually went on three dates and he's not
returning my calls and I want to know why.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for David. Hi, David, how you
doing today?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Hi? My name is Marie and I'm calling from Roses
dot com. We're a local company in the tri State
and as a promotional vehicle, we get a list of names,
pick one randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses.
So I we picked your name today. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well, we we get a list of names from various
stores in the area. I guess you must have shopped
at some of them, and that's how we got your
name and telephone number. So if you have a second
i'll explain. These flowers are free. We're not going to
ask you for a credit card or any personal information.
The only thing we ask for these free flowers is
that you talk about us to your friend's family, put
(02:39):
us on social media.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
We just love to have you help us spread.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Where to pick them up?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
You don't have to do a thing, not even pick
these flowers up work.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Pardon?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well? Hello? Yeah, are you talking to me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't hear I saw. Am
I disturbing my apartment?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You're in your apartment? You have roommates.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I got a couple of friends over. So sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh, I'm so sorry to disturb you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I was going to get the flowers again. I'm sorry,
nice friend, I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Oh, we're going to deliver them to the person that
you're going to tell me their name?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe just send them to my mom? Does that? What's
sent them to my mom?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Sure, you can send them to your mom. But you're
not dating anybody. Huh No, so you want to just
send them to your mom?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah? Does that work?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Aren't you a nice young man? Yeah? It didn't work
out with the mermaid? Perfect, but theid?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What are you talking about the Mermaid?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
My name is Sean Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm a radio guy here in New York in the
city w k TU radio on something called Ward of Roses.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
And you've been talking with Marie.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Marie is my co host on this radio station called
k T Youah, Hi, David.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hi, So this isn't Flowers.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, no, no, no, it's not Flowers. Look, I got
to get right down to this. So we've got this
woman by the name of Guys. I cannot wait to
hear your response. There, David, I've got Claire.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
On the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, oh, oh god, it is.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
There, Claire. Do you want Claire? Are you there? Can
you come to the phone place.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't want to rel cue you. I don't want
to embarrass you or anything, but what do you want
to do here?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
This is We're so sorry, Claire.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm not embarrassed. He should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, I mean she's not. She thinks she's the Little Mermaid.
It's so weird. I don't know the little Mermaid. Okay, Jesus, I.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Was what do you?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Where did it all go wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So my daughter's friend had a birthday party and we
went and she was the mermaid at the birthday party,
and we hit it off a Tad, and she seemed
very nice and I thought she was pretty, and you know,
I put up with it in the beginning, But the
more I talked to her, the more I realized that
this mermaid saying that she was doing at the birthday
party believes it to be the case for Rio. It
wasn't just like a character that she's been paid to do.
(05:01):
But did she tell you the situation? I don't want
I don't want to be rude if it's not something that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
She already told us.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, she's very nice, and I hope she finds someone,
but I just don't think, Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Claire, we're sorry, Okay, fine, I don't think he's right
for me.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, so there's someone out there for you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm the one now.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And now, I you know what, I gotta be honest
with you. Is not a yoke because she's not trying
to play a joke. Y. No, And you're right.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You know you are interesting, you are unique, okay you yeah,
and you have to be who you are. We totally
get that. But I think for David, it's just not
a right fit for him. But you're gonna find your
fit for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know why, Claire, because I gotta be honest with you.
Who doesn't love a hot mermaid? Everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm the only one who can swim with the sharks
and come out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
All right, all right, all right, okay Claire Byhan, Okay,
we love you, Thank you for listening. There is she David,
We need you know, we need to We're going to
talk to you off the air because we need to
get your consent to put this on the radio tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, so hold on, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
And I really do want to commend you, David, for
being so kind and gentle.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Air situation.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well for sure wore the roses
kate to you.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So last night listen to this.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Last night, we called Claire for the five month update,
and the person that picked up the phone was her brother.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She lives with her brother, and we kindly, we kindly.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Asked him what's the situation with his sister, because we
had just gone through that phone call five months ago,
We kindly politely pride a little bit into Claire's life,
and he explained it she does have a mental condition
and that mental condition is a delusional disorder called schizophrenia
and I had no When we talked to her, we
didn't know what to think, and I feel bad now
(06:58):
five months later, talking the brother, here's the good news.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Claire actually found somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The brother said, the guy's a nice guy and they're
going out and they've they've just had a bunch of
lunches and dinners and nothing heavy.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
But we then got on the phone with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Claire and Claire told us and I quote her, he
accepts me for what I am unquote, and we said, Claire,
you're the best.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Have a great life.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And that was That was basically the call that your
that's your update.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Just a little different there and all new, brand new
War the Roses.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Six thirty and eight thirty AM also available over on
kt dot com. Yeah Monday right here on KTU, The Crew,
The Morning Show
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So we got Claire on the phone.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So Claire all wants to be in Ward of Roses
because she's got First of all, you got to know
Claire a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I am the mermaid.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I come from a long line of mermaids. Actually it's
it's a lineage like come in human form, and I
play a mermaid at children's parties. That's what I do.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
M You got that, Yeah, I sure did. She's a
mermaid and she performs there.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, but okay, Claire, you're a mermaid at children's parties.
You're a what do you mean you're really a mermaid?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm an actual mermaid. I mean, I'm in human form,
but then I go into a mermaid form. My parents
were mermaids. Their parents were mermaids. Yeah, yes, a real mermaid.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's right, all right, Claire, Claire, why are you calling
War of the rose Why would a mermaid be calling us?
This morning?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I met a man at a party I was performing at.
He's Basically, we went out a couple times, and I
haven't heard from him since he's not calling.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
And must this must be a joke. It has to be.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We have to use gentle, gentle hands, gentle, be very gentle.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So what's what's this guy's name?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
David? David and King David. Okay, he was lovely.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay. Did you go out on a second date?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yes, we actually went on three dates and he's not
returning my calls and I want to know why.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for David. Hi, David, how you
doing today?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Hi? My name is Marie and I'm calling from Roses
dot com. We're a local company in the tri State
and as a promotional vehicle, we get a list of names,
pick one randomly and offer them a dozen long stem roses.
So I we picked your name today. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well, we we get a list of names from various
stores in the area. I guess you must have shopped
at some of them, and that's how we got your
name and telephone number. So if you have a second
i'll explain. These flowers are free. We're not going to
ask you for a credit card or any personal information.
The only thing we ask for these free flowers is
that you talk about us to your friend's family, put
(02:39):
us on social media.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
We just love to have you help us spread.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Where to pick them up?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
You don't have to do a thing, not even pick
these flowers up work.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Pardon?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well? Hello? Yeah, are you talking to me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't hear I saw. Am
I disturbing my apartment?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You're in your apartment? You have roommates.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I got a couple of friends over. So sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh, I'm so sorry to disturb you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I was going to get the flowers again. I'm sorry,
nice friend, I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Oh, we're going to deliver them to the person that
you're going to tell me their name?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Maybe just send them to my mom? Does that? What's
sent them to my mom?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Sure, you can send them to your mom. But you're
not dating anybody. Huh No, so you want to just
send them to your mom?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah? Does that work?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Aren't you a nice young man? Yeah? It didn't work
out with the mermaid? Perfect, but theid?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What are you talking about the Mermaid?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
My name is Sean Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm a radio guy here in New York in the
city w k TU radio on something called Ward of Roses.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
And you've been talking with Marie.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Marie is my co host on this radio station called
k T Youah, Hi, David.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hi, So this isn't Flowers.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, no, no, no, it's not Flowers. Look, I got
to get right down to this. So we've got this
woman by the name of Guys. I cannot wait to
hear your response. There, David, I've got Claire.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
On the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh, oh, oh god, it is.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
There, Claire. Do you want Claire? Are you there? Can
you come to the phone place.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't want to rel cue you. I don't want
to embarrass you or anything, but what do you want
to do here?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
This is We're so sorry, Claire.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm not embarrassed. He should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, I mean she's not. She thinks she's the Little Mermaid.
It's so weird. I don't know the little Mermaid. Okay, Jesus, I.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Was what do you?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Where did it all go wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So my daughter's friend had a birthday party and we
went and she was the mermaid at the birthday party,
and we hit it off a Tad, and she seemed
very nice and I thought she was pretty, and you know,
I put up with it in the beginning, But the
more I talked to her, the more I realized that
this mermaid saying that she was doing at the birthday
party believes it to be the case for Rio. It
wasn't just like a character that she's been paid to do.
(05:01):
But did she tell you the situation? I don't want
I don't want to be rude if it's not something that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
She already told us.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, she's very nice, and I hope she finds someone,
but I just don't think, Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Claire, we're sorry, Okay, fine, I don't think he's right
for me.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, so there's someone out there for you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm the one now.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And now, I you know what, I gotta be honest
with you. Is not a yoke because she's not trying
to play a joke. Y. No, And you're right.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You know you are interesting, you are unique, okay you yeah,
and you have to be who you are. We totally
get that. But I think for David, it's just not
a right fit for him. But you're gonna find your
fit for sure.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You know why, Claire, because I gotta be honest with you.
Who doesn't love a hot mermaid? Everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm the only one who can swim with the sharks
and come out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
All right, all right, all right, okay Claire Byhan, Okay,
we love you, Thank you for listening. There is she David,
We need you know, we need to We're going to
talk to you off the air because we need to
get your consent to put this on the radio tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, so hold on, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
And I really do want to commend you, David, for
being so kind and gentle.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Air situation.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well for sure wore the roses
kate to you.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So last night listen to this.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Last night, we called Claire for the five month update,
and the person that picked up the phone was her brother.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She lives with her brother, and we kindly, we kindly.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Asked him what's the situation with his sister, because we
had just gone through that phone call five months ago,
We kindly politely pride a little bit into Claire's life,
and he explained it she does have a mental condition
and that mental condition is a delusional disorder called schizophrenia
and I had no When we talked to her, we
didn't know what to think, and I feel bad now
(06:58):
five months later, talking the brother, here's the good news.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Claire actually found somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The brother said, the guy's a nice guy and they're
going out and they've they've just had a bunch of
lunches and dinners and nothing heavy.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
But we then got on the phone with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Claire and Claire told us and I quote her, he
accepts me for what I am unquote, and we said, Claire,
you're the best.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Have a great life.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And that was That was basically the call that your
that's your update.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Just a little different there and all new, brand new
War the Roses.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Six thirty and eight thirty AM also available over on
kt dot com. Yeah Monday right here on KTU, The Crew,
The Morning Show
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