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January 13, 2025 • 9 mins
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Speaker 2 (01:17):
I like to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
We're gonna do it again right after this War to Roses.
We've got the update on a Sweet breakup episode two
oh seven after this, here we go. All right, welcome
to War the Roses.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh, who's this? Where are you from? What do you do?
And welcome to the show. What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay? So I work for the eminem Planets pretty much
meet all of the peanut M and M that you've
ever eaten in your entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
And what do you do for the M and M Corporation?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I just coach the M and ms. They send them
down to me, just peanuts with chocolate on them, and
then I put colors and candy on them.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What statement is this?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Where it's in New Jersey where we work at a
Hecket's Town, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Interesting, I want to go there right now.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I love that really like Wonka were crazy? And and
and what do you mean you work for the peanut
Is that just the the peanut division? What about the
who handles the non peanut and the regular eminem Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
We don't associate with those people. They don't get people,
but we just don't know them.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You're kidding me? Are you putting us on?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's more because of the allergies the peanuts done its
own manufacturing company.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh well, that's not because you're snobs.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I started this job. I was one hundred and fifty
pounds at weigh four hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh no, that's a lot, will. Well, what's okay? You're
calling us?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Me and this girl kind of starting hitting it off,
and we've been we've been dating but like nobody really
knows about it for nine months now, six nine months wow,
And I don't know. I just see her talking to
I see you're talking to Sky a lot, and I'm
just trying to find out if Yeah, maybe she's cheating
on me because I thought we were a committed relationship.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And what does she do for the M and M plant?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
She works in milk in milk, oh yeah, just chocolate.
Pretty much does the same thing as.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Being but without the nuts.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Hello, hello, hello, Hi, Hi, there is this Zeta.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It is Veta, Hi, Zeta.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
How are you.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm doing good today?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
How are you good? This is Marie. I'm calling from corporate. Okay,
you work in Hackenstown? Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
In Jersey?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I do.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Right, Well, I'm calling to let you know that you
have a dozen long stem roses coming to you today.
Congratulations from your supervisor.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
All right? What your supervisor he?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
We asked him to give us names of employees that
are doing an amazing job, and your name came up
on the list.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, what Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
So we want to thank you for the amazing job
that you're doing for us here at EM and M's,
and you have a dozen long stem roses coming your way.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
These flowers are free.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
So you mentioned that he was a he and my supervisor.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is a she.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh okay, well maybe I'm getting I'm making a lot
of calls, so excuse excuse me if I've made a mistake.
The thing is, though, the roses cannot go to you personally,
but you can send the roses out to someone special
in your life.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Okay, is there any way you could send them to
me and then I toward them.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
To the person I wish I could, Zeta, but I can't. Okay, Look,
is it somebody that you're working with? Is that the problem?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
His first name is Toby?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay, Toby? And what's his last name? With department does
he work in?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is it really at this point matter?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, it's not Willy, it's not Willy, but it's Toby.
Well maybe he knows the guy. Do you know what Toby? Willie?

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, what's going at?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, Willy, that's why you called War of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
You're live on the YO.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, you're you're on the radio right now here in
New York City on w k TU.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
All names have been bleeped in.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
In a minute, we're gonna offer you an incentive to
air this call later on this afternoon five point. You're
on War the Roses. Marie is with this radio station.
It's a cheater show. And Willie called in. Willy from
the Peanut Area division. What division does Toby work in?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Their?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Willy, he works over on the shipping side.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, Wow, she sure makes her rounds, she gets around
the building.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, well, Zada, here's here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Willy called in.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He was wondering if you're cheating and you're basically cheating
and how dare you?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's an American institution. Uh, that's not what Willy said.
Willy said, you guys have been dating for about six months.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Toby and Willie and I have been dating.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
But you're seeing right, But you're sending Toby a dozen
red roses.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Well, he's a friend of mine and he's been a
close friend.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
For a while, right, and what about Willy?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Toby is just my friend. And I got confused with
the car I that it was just a friendship roses.
I didn't think it was Jorry.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've never heard of friendship roses before. But hey, it's okay.
Don't worry about Toby.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Willie zada kind of crazy with you.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Just give me a chance to explain over dinner. It's
nothing to be alarmed about. We're friends and Willy.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Willy is not interested. Okay, he's just not interested.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Speak to Willy.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
No, ma'am, you don't need you don't need to speak
to Willy.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Willy has had enough damage for one day from you,
So why don't you just move on with Toby have
a great life.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Your comments are relevant. Can I speak to Willy?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, you're not speaking to Willy anymore. He's done, he's
done with you.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Where did he go?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
He's done with you?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
What do you mean he's done with me? How did
you get on the line and he's gone?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
He's he's done.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Don't don't contact Willie anymore. He's not interested. And you
chose Toby.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Can I speak to Willy? And because you know nothing
about our relationship, I.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Think I think we've all heard enough. We've heard enough
of the relations.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What's happening down there at em and m's what's going on?
You know, the little milk chocolate characters you see on
the commercials. Yes, so disappointed?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Willie? Are you there, Willie?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Willie?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't want to talk to you anymore. I told
you it's over.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Well why I mean, you haven't even given me a cancer.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
We're done with the relationship.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Be done.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Don't talk to me. Don't even look in my direction.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
That's not what I want.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Oh my god, sh does she not know that is?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's not what I want? Willie.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
You're gonna have to listen to me.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's over. Then that would be that.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
We'll try promane, No, try quickly, my friends. Here's the
War of the Roses update on episode two o seven,
A sweet breakup goes as follows. After speaking with Willie
last night, we found out that he quit Eminem's. Believe
it or not. He said he couldn't no longer work
at the plant at the Eminem's candy factory. While Zada
was seeing another employee and on his way out, he

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decided to ride out to management. Zada was running around
the plant seeing and dating other guys.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I mean this guy, right, this Willie, I mean we
what was his end goal?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
And he just he came right out and said he
wanted to get her fired and that did not happen.
Eminem's did not fire Zeta, but she did get one
strike against her. I guess you got a three strike
rule going on out there, and she was written up.
And there's your update on a sweet breakup on k
TU brand new War the Roses by the way tomorrow
seven thirty fourte
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