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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't want to sound like an alarmist or anything,
but you know, yes I do, because you know why.
Home security is critical to protecting your property and your
loved ones. In today's society, burglaries are way up. Send
the thieves, send the crooks down to another house, because
your home is going to be protected with this insane giveaway,
this insane deal we're about to give you. How would
you like, right now, first forty callers, a complete home
(00:24):
security system from Sloman's, the most trusted name in the
Tri State. Right now, all you need to use is
their low cost central station monitoring system. You are going
to get, like I said, professional installation for free, LED,
touchscreen pad, ten context, now, backup battery, a service plan,
all of this for free. Just use their low cost
central station monitoring system. First forty callers right now, ask
(00:46):
them some questions. Dow pound two to fifty keyword to
alarm me. That's pound two to fifty keyword alarm me.
One more time now pound two fifty keyword alarm me.
It's Slomans, the best security system in the Tri State.
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses as.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Always brought to you by Sloman's. Find out why they're
the number one.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Security system in the Tri State area. Call them one
eight hundred Alarm me. That's one eight hundred alarm me,
free bundle, just pay for their service.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, we're just hanging out talking about this guy that
did us dirty.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So you were dating the same guy and you didn't
know it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
We knew each other through We're not close or anything,
but we are acquaintances and we knew each other through
a group of people that are all friends at the
dog park in our neighborhood in Passing. I'd say, hi,
we have mutual friends and our dogs would play, you know,
out in the park and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
All right, let me explain to Murray what's going on here.
Shannon and Heather they had no idea that they were
both at the same time dating this guy named Brian
who also lives in the neighborhood, who also has a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, the douchebag had a pitbull. I should have known
right from there.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right. Oh gosh, Shannon, how long how long have you
been dating Brian.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've been dating Brian now for about four months, so
not too long. But you think you know someone.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Else, and what about Heather? Heather, how long you've been
dating the same guy at the same time.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I've been dating him for about six months?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Now.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Can I ask you guys, did you both sleep with them?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, a mutual friend of ours at the dog park
that we both know. So we met up, compared notes.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We met up with the dog part to discuss what
you know, the rumors were about. We started going through
text messages and emails and social media and finding out
that he's writing the same stuff to both of us.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, well, yeah, this guy's bad. This guy's bad.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait. Oh, this is
like Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
All right? His name is Brian. Are you both ready?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Brian?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What happens after that? What do you guys want to
accomplish here? If he sends the roses to you? Shannon,
do you want to walk off into the sunset with
this guy?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
If either of you take this guy, I swear I
will drive to your house.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Brian.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Red Roses
dot Com.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Is this a sales call? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
No, it's not. A sales call.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I'm calling to let you know that we have a
dozen long stem roses for you today, and.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
So what are you going to do with them? You're
can deliver them.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
We are going to deliver them.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
But I need to have a name of someone that
you would like to send these roses to, and I'll
explain it sounds kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
All right, Hey, why do you keep calling me? I
don't like soliciting that. Don't got time to deal with you.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, Well I'm not soliciting you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm really are you You're on the phone here, you're
calling me the phone once.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Well, I'm trying to give you your free flowers. These
flowers are for you. This is a promotional vehicle that
our company developed to sort of get our name out
there and get people talking about our business, you know,
get people.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
You know, I don't need all this. You're gonna want
a bunch of information, my email address, my credit card.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
No, I'm actually not going to ask you for a
credit card because these are free flowers.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
What's the catch. What's the catch?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
The only thing we ask is that you talk about
us on your social media?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
We could throw in a beautiful, uh Waterford crystal vase.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
So what you're saying is I can get a Waterford
Crystal boss for free with the roses. Yes, and no
credit card?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, no, I'm not going to ask you for your
credit card.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Emails.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, no emails.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
So what do you think I think I'm gonna send
them to my mom?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Your mom?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh that's so sweet. You could probably do another dozen
if you'd like, with a.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
OZ so like a whole separate order.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, we could do another dozen. Are you there?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I guess my grandmother's got a birthday coming up?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh, grandma, grandma's birthdays coming up.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yes, I don't know where you want to go.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
With grandma sending romantic roses to grandma. I think the
guy's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I said, my grandmother roses, I said, my mom roses
and grandma roses. Okay, yeah, well you would think he
would actually give them to either Shannon or Heather.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Well, Shannon our Heather would probably be one or the
other exactly. But he didn't even say that Grandma.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
What's going on? What's happening here?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You just hold on a second, Brian, we're talking. It's
I think it's pretty cluless.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Oh you're clueless about Shannon and Heather. You're dating both
of them at the same time.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Uh, you might have the wrong Brian.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Think so, Brian, listened to me really carefully. My name's
Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with w KT Radio here in New
York City. You're on a feature called War of the Roses.
In a minute, we're gonna give you an incentive in
order to be allowed to air this call.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
With that being said, Brian, I want you to say
hello to Shannon. Shannon.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you there, hey, Brian, how are you? Aren't you
wondering what's going on? Brian?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Little bit?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I now want you to say hi to Heather.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Hi, Hi, Brian.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Crickets nothing crickets.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh, don't say I can't even believe. I don't want
you to ever call me again. I don't want you
to come into my house. I don't want to see
your dumb dog anywhere near my dog.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, Brian, you understand what's happening here now right.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
These are a couple of girls I was seeing.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Exactly, but you've been seeing them find anymore? Yeah, not anymore?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Six months and then four months, Brian.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Nothing was concrete. It wasn't like we're boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Which is said. It was concrete sped with me.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
There were no formal relationships, just brunch from the dog parks.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Normal relationship. What are you talking about? You had a
toothbrush at my apartment. You don't leave your toothbrush at
coming now you just buy like.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
A twelve pack of toothbrushes because you had one of
mine too?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Are there others crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
He's got so many toothbrushes and his breaststinks all the time.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't know what to tell you, guys. I'm a
modern man in that am I not allowed to have
feelings for.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
More than modern man?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Who do you?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Matthew McConaughey, don't ever call me again.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
U bag.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You seriously just leave me out of your life.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I really had feelings for both of you, and I
was just trying to sort things out in my own head.
I didn't know how to choose.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You can go find another dog park, Bryan, Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And Brian, what do you? What do you do for
a living?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm a professional dog walker, That's what I do for
a living.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And is it you mean to tell me that dog
is not even yours?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
No, I don't know, maybe Roth that one wh
I don't want to sound like an alarmist or anything,
but you know, yes I do, because you know why.
Home security is critical to protecting your property and your
loved ones. In today's society, burglaries are way up. Send
the thieves, send the crooks down to another house, because
your home is going to be protected with this insane giveaway,
this insane deal we're about to give you. How would
you like, right now, first forty callers, a complete home
(00:24):
security system from Sloman's, the most trusted name in the
Tri State. Right now, all you need to use is
their low cost central station monitoring system. You are going
to get, like I said, professional installation for free, LED,
touchscreen pad, ten context, now, backup battery, a service plan,
all of this for free. Just use their low cost
central station monitoring system. First forty callers right now, ask
(00:46):
them some questions. Dow pound two to fifty keyword to
alarm me. That's pound two to fifty keyword alarm me.
One more time now pound two fifty keyword alarm me.
It's Slomans, the best security system in the Tri State.
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses as.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Always brought to you by Sloman's. Find out why they're
the number one.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Security system in the Tri State area. Call them one
eight hundred Alarm me. That's one eight hundred alarm me,
free bundle, just pay for their service.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, we're just hanging out talking about this guy that
did us dirty.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So you were dating the same guy and you didn't
know it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
We knew each other through We're not close or anything,
but we are acquaintances and we knew each other through
a group of people that are all friends at the
dog park in our neighborhood in Passing. I'd say, hi,
we have mutual friends and our dogs would play, you know,
out in the park and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
All right, let me explain to Murray what's going on here.
Shannon and Heather they had no idea that they were
both at the same time dating this guy named Brian
who also lives in the neighborhood, who also has a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, the douchebag had a pitbull. I should have known
right from there.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right. Oh gosh, Shannon, how long how long have you
been dating Brian.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've been dating Brian now for about four months, so
not too long. But you think you know someone.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Else, and what about Heather? Heather, how long you've been
dating the same guy at the same time.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I've been dating him for about six months?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Now.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Can I ask you guys, did you both sleep with them?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, a mutual friend of ours at the dog park
that we both know. So we met up, compared notes.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We met up with the dog part to discuss what
you know, the rumors were about. We started going through
text messages and emails and social media and finding out
that he's writing the same stuff to both of us.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, well, yeah, this guy's bad. This guy's bad.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait. Oh, this is
like Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
All right? His name is Brian. Are you both ready?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Brian?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What happens after that? What do you guys want to
accomplish here? If he sends the roses to you? Shannon,
do you want to walk off into the sunset with
this guy?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
If either of you take this guy, I swear I
will drive to your house.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Brian.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Red Roses
dot Com.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Is this a sales call? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
No, it's not. A sales call.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I'm calling to let you know that we have a
dozen long stem roses for you today, and.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
So what are you going to do with them? You're
can deliver them.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
We are going to deliver them.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
But I need to have a name of someone that
you would like to send these roses to, and I'll
explain it sounds kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
All right, Hey, why do you keep calling me? I
don't like soliciting that. Don't got time to deal with you.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, Well I'm not soliciting you.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm really are you You're on the phone here, you're
calling me the phone once.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Well, I'm trying to give you your free flowers. These
flowers are for you. This is a promotional vehicle that
our company developed to sort of get our name out
there and get people talking about our business, you know,
get people.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
You know, I don't need all this. You're gonna want
a bunch of information, my email address, my credit card.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
No, I'm actually not going to ask you for a
credit card because these are free flowers.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
What's the catch. What's the catch?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
The only thing we ask is that you talk about
us on your social media?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
We could throw in a beautiful, uh Waterford crystal vase.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
So what you're saying is I can get a Waterford
Crystal boss for free with the roses. Yes, and no
credit card?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, no, I'm not going to ask you for your
credit card.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Emails.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No, no emails.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
So what do you think I think I'm gonna send
them to my mom?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Your mom?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh that's so sweet. You could probably do another dozen
if you'd like, with a.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
OZ so like a whole separate order.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, we could do another dozen. Are you there?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I guess my grandmother's got a birthday coming up?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh, grandma, grandma's birthdays coming up.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yes, I don't know where you want to go.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
With grandma sending romantic roses to grandma. I think the
guy's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I said, my grandmother roses, I said, my mom roses
and grandma roses. Okay, yeah, well you would think he
would actually give them to either Shannon or Heather.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Well, Shannon our Heather would probably be one or the
other exactly. But he didn't even say that Grandma.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
What's going on? What's happening here?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You just hold on a second, Brian, we're talking. It's
I think it's pretty cluless.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Oh you're clueless about Shannon and Heather. You're dating both
of them at the same time.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Uh, you might have the wrong Brian.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Think so, Brian, listened to me really carefully. My name's
Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with w KT Radio here in New
York City. You're on a feature called War of the Roses.
In a minute, we're gonna give you an incentive in
order to be allowed to air this call.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
With that being said, Brian, I want you to say
hello to Shannon. Shannon.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you there, hey, Brian, how are you? Aren't you
wondering what's going on? Brian?
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Little bit?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I now want you to say hi to Heather.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Hi, Hi, Brian.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Crickets nothing crickets.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh, don't say I can't even believe. I don't want
you to ever call me again. I don't want you
to come into my house. I don't want to see
your dumb dog anywhere near my dog.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, Brian, you understand what's happening here now right.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
These are a couple of girls I was seeing.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Exactly, but you've been seeing them find anymore? Yeah, not anymore?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Six months and then four months, Brian.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Nothing was concrete. It wasn't like we're boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Which is said. It was concrete sped with me.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
There were no formal relationships, just brunch from the dog parks.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Normal relationship. What are you talking about? You had a
toothbrush at my apartment. You don't leave your toothbrush at
coming now you just buy like.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
A twelve pack of toothbrushes because you had one of
mine too?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Are there others crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
He's got so many toothbrushes and his breaststinks all the time.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't know what to tell you, guys. I'm a
modern man in that am I not allowed to have
feelings for.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
More than modern man?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Who do you?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Matthew McConaughey, don't ever call me again.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
U bag.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You seriously just leave me out of your life.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I really had feelings for both of you, and I
was just trying to sort things out in my own head.
I didn't know how to choose.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You can go find another dog park, Bryan, Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And Brian, what do you? What do you do for
a living?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm a professional dog walker, That's what I do for
a living.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And is it you mean to tell me that dog
is not even yours?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
No, I don't know, maybe Roth that one wh
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