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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So here's the deal. So my husband and I are
both cheating on each other. I need to catch my
husband cheating because my attorney tells me that I need
the proof that he's been cheating on me so that
I can take him for everything he's got.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You are also cheating.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I am also cheating.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, what's happening here? Why what's going on? Why not
just break apart?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Because he has money and I want some of the money.
So if I just get divorced the way it is now,
I'm not going to get anything. We have agreed for
some time that as soon as the kids were grown
and out of the house, we would separate. Now he's
changing his mind. I need some ammunition here.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But you're cheeding. But you're cheating as well.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
This whole marriage has been picked up since day one.
We're pretty much just roommates. To this point. I don't
even want to be his roommate anymore. I want us
to be separated. I want us to be divorced, and
I want to get as much money as I can
from him.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't even know what to say to that right.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, so he's got cold feet. Now you had an agreement,
kids are out of the house. Does he does he
know you're cheating as well?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He has a feeling we both know what's going on.
It's been an unwritten rule for a long time.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, I mean, or.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Maybe has he not been cheating and you're the one
that's cheating?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, something's yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, no, he's cheating.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Too, yeah, no had I want you to know something, Karen,
we had something very similar to this a couple of
years ago. You've just announced that you're cheating as well.
This is I don't think this is going to go
as well as you think it's going to go for
your attorney, because he could ask for the audio tape
as well, for for for divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But I'm only cheating because he's cheating.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, who do you think he's going to send the
roses to?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Whatever's cheat?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What's your husband's name?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Danny?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Danny?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Noah?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Danny.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
No, this is Danny.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hi, Danny. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm doing Okay, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm doing all right? Are you wondering who this is?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'll figure we get there man.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well, my name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses
dot com. I'm calling to let you know that we
have for you a dozen long stem roses.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, the way this call started, I thought it was
something far more interesting than somebody wants to give me roses.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Well, sorry to disappoint you, I don't, but hey, longstam
roses are great.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Right, Why is somebody giving me roses?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Well, we're a local company and we're about to go
nationally and as one of our promotional vehicles to get
our name out there get people talking about us is
to get a list of names, pick one randomly and
give them a dozen long stem roses. So your name
is who we chose today. Congratulations. All right, So these
(03:18):
roses are for you, and they are free of charge.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Can I send them to somebody?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Or is it just well, actually these roses you know
they are for you, like I said, but you do
have to send them out to someone that's special in
your life and we'll attach a note, so I understand.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So of my own I've got a mailing list. Then
nothing free, No.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, not on a mailing list. This is the one
and only time you're ever going to hear from me.
The only thing we ask in return for these free
flowers is that maybe you talk about us on your
Facebook page or snapchat or.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
That kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
All right, Yeah, so let's do this.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
If you are what you say are, I'd be happy
to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, So who would you like to send these roses to?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Today?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Bibles under the wife? Right, that makes the most sense.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
All right? And what's your wife's name?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Her name's Karen McGee. Okay, all right, you know what
I get.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'll get that in a minute. But what do you
want to say on the card?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh? A card too? Yeah, keep doing what you're doing.
I hope you like these. Make them last.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I hope you like these. Make them last? Yeah, what
what's that supposed to make?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah? Well, they're only going to my wife. There's a free.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh okay, there you have it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's a warm household.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, real fun, Danny.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I want you to listen very carefully.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You're probably wondering at this point, who's the who's the guy?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
All of a sudden, my name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I know you're out there on the West coast, down
there in Phoenix, Arizona. But I want you to listen
very carefully. Your wife called this nationally syndicated radio thing
on iHeartRadio. We're heard locally in New York City on KTU.
You're on something called War the Roses, which is a
cheaters program, a program about cheaters, exactly about cheaters. And
(05:09):
at this point, legally I can't say anything else.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Karen's gonna have to take it from here.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh, because Karen's a cheater.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Well, yeah, Karen's been on the phone the entire time.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Mike, Haaren, Mike, Karen's be on the phone the whole
time We've been talking.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Hi, Honey, how are you?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Is this whole radio things that set up by you?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
She called in War the Roses works as if we
were you know, you were able to send the roses
to somebody, and you send them to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Your wife, Danny. How cool is that? You're officially not a.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Cheater, So I was just curious who you might send
them to in the long run.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's we were supposed to be us, right.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, yeah, I guess so that answers a lot of
questions to me.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Well, yeah, even though things get weird, right, you know,
suppose will still be us, right, no.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Matter what, everything's fine, honey.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Mostly you just want to keep doing what you've been doing,
and that's you do.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm letting you do what you want to do too.
You're doing great, honey.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, just keep's going on, but doing what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm just not gonna talk about what, all right,
I understand it.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, you just keep doing what you're doing, Danny, and
Karen's gonna keep doing what she's doing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Crazy Karen, Crazy Karen.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
The two of you are just doing crazy Karen.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I love you, honey.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, we finally got the up.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
We actually got the update on this one like six
months ago, but we couldn't get the green light to
give you the update until just yesterday.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
And I'll tell you why. Karen wouldn't return our phone calls.
So we knew from jump it wasn't gonna go well
for because, well, Danny's attorney called our general manager wanting
the tape, asking for the tape, and we gave it
to him. Karen has zero case at this point now
for obvious reasons. Dan Iman's best friend heard the call
and that's when divorce proceedings basically started right then and
(07:06):
there after Danny asked for the tape from our general manager,
and you can just imagine it's not over yet, but
it's almost over, and it's not going well for Karen.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And that is the update. Don't forget. There's an animated
series coming on.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
War the Roses, all your favorite episodes, all animated, and
that starts July twenty fourth. Subscribed now iHeartRadio dot com
slash warthoses it's iHeartRadio dot com slash War the Roses.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
If it's not up today, I think it's up tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
The brand new animated series again July twenty fourth, War
the Roses KTU