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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:26):
There he's online.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Three, Kurt, are you there?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome to Ward of Roses. Say hello to Marie.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, Hey, Marie, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Why are you calling us this morning?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah? I'm in a relationship. I guess this is the.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Girl I've been seeing for about I don't like eight
months or something. You know, you're getting that, you get
that weird feeling that she's stepping out.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
She's very nervous. Kurt, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Well, you know it's not an easy thing to talk
about the strangers.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know, your girlfriend, right, is your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I consider her my girlfriend. Then, you know, like I said,
been eight months. You know, we met down at the
shore at a bar last year and we kind of
hit it off, and you know, she's a little younger
than me. So we kind of run in uh, you know,
different crowds, but we got a you know, similar taste
and a lot of things, similar personalities, so we we
get along.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How much younger? How old are you by.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
The way, mid forties?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, how old your girl.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Late twive twenty ninety sid.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You've been dating her, you've been dating her eight months.
You don't even know her age? You said, I think
twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's a little younger, a lot in common.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I take it when you ask a guy like this
is age and he goes, I'm mid forties, you know,
or yeah, give me an exact age, Kurt.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He's fifty, he's fifty, he's close to fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm forty eight, Kurt, can you tell me just a
regular dinner date. What do you guys talk about? We
talk about social media.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
She's we talk about you know, we talk about history.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We talk about science and astronomy and that sort of
stuff and just you know.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Why and astronomy, that's what you guys are talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She help her work out her math problems? Can you
help me check?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
But listen, you look at the stars. We know we
both Kurt, Kurt, what's her name?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Claire?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, so you're dating Claire for eight months? Can
I ask you something right now?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What can you tell us you have in common with her?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, you know, I'm a I'm an artist. I'm a painter.
And then you know she's an artist too.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
She draws smiley faces. She's smiley faces.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Come on, No, she's really good. She has different stuff
than I do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
She's a little more listen. No, she's a good artist.
She really can draw.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Kurt, can you tell us what you're an artist?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You're an artist? You're a painter. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, I'm an artist. I'm a painter.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You know, it's what I you know what I do.
She draws, you know, she sticks more with the pencils
and stuff. I'm more of a crylic guy, campus big pieces.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I mainly sick with her. Crylics.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
They're easier, they're quicker, they drive faster when I'm doing
these you know, jobs, and a deadliner. I'm doing some
live painting. You know, I like to have it done
ready to go. Oils they take too long, they're sometimes
hard to blend.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Watercolors are nice.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, are you on coke right now?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I did just have a very strong coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So it sounds like you're you're actually a painter for hire.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's interesting. I've never heard of you before.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, that's that's exactly right. You know, I get hired
to paint various places. You know, hired me to paint
some beach.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Club down the shore, and I was doing a piece
down there for them, and I Claire was there. Came
up when she was, so, you know, we started talking art.
We started talking different media and different styles, and she was,
you know, she was, she's she's an artist. So she
came up and we were just talking.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
We hit it off.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You got that's right. You're an artist and I'm a
sketcher and.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Color the lines because if you go out of the lines,
it's not as good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
All right, Kurt, let's get back on track here. You're
calling War of the Roses is because you think Claire
is drifted off after eight months? Yeah, she's How bad
is it?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You know when she's now not around for weekend, not
returning text late at night, you know, saying she's gonna
stop by you know, after hanging out with her friends
and then I can't hang you know, come by guy.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Is definitely okay, very good. We're gonna get Claire on
the phone and we're gonna offer a dozen Red Roses
and we're gonna see who she sends the roses to her.
That's how the show works. Okay, let's see what happens here.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hi, I'm calling for Claire speaking Hi Claire. My name
is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com. I'm calling,
uh because we have a dozen long stem roses for
you today and I just have some questions to firm
some things up.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, but wait, what what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, I'll explain.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Uh, we're a local company here in the area and
kind of like a promotional vehicle to get our name
out there, get people talking about us. We came up
with this promotional vehicle where we get a list of names,
we pick one randomly, We give them a call and
give them a dozen long stem roses for free. The
only thing we ask is that you talk about is
(05:36):
to your friend's family. Social media do you have do
you do social media at all?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Like?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Are you on Oh, I'm on everything? Instagram? And TikTok yeah, lemony,
I'm yeah everywhere. No, I'll fully post it on it's
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
That would be great. We'd love you to help us out.
You just have to post about us. We'd love that.
Oh my gosh, I feel like I won the lottery
with this call today.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, that's really awesome. I love flowers. That's so sweet.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
So they're long stem roses and they come in this
gorgeous crystal vase.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I mean, really beautiful. You're gonna love it's a I'm sorry,
what's a oz of oz?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Flowers come in a vase vase face?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Maybe it depends on yeah, yeah, okay, never mind, yeah
either way, way, okay, I love.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, So you learn something new every day, don't you, Claire.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, and it's crystal, so it's like god like easy.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh yes, yeah so yeah, No, I can't send these
roses and crystal vase to you, Claire, what do you
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Why are you laughing? What's funny?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I'm sorry. I was looking at Instagram and a really
funny roam came up.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, all right, no I get it.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
So anyway, what was I saying? Oh, the crystal vase
and the flowers. I can't send them directly to you.
You have to send them out to someone special in
your life and we'll attach a note on the flowers.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Okay, right, Okay, then how about like like my girlfriend
Sandra over and Okay, we'll get the flowers and then
I probably just give me the vase.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I was going to ask you maybe if you're dating somebody,
would you like to send them to your boyfriend or.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I I have to just send them to my girlfriend
because then she'll get the flowers and she probably just like,
let me keep the vase or vase or yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Vas either or are you dating anybody?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I mean, I don't you guys like flowers? Who's so weird?
Why would I send flowers to a guy? I don't either?
Just like give them to my girlfriend and then she'll
give you the vaz.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're so cute. I just think you're so cute. Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Can so can we just stop? Can we just stop?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I just I can't. Just doesn't she remind you of
a little lebooo?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Maybe minus the teeth. I don't know, Claire.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I have to interrupt really quickly. Kurt, are you there?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Kurt please, yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, Kurt, she's she's sending the roses to her girlfriend,
and I just I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Can't what flowers to a guy? Guy? I don't know
what's happen here?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Do you know a guy named Kurt's?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
All right, Claire, everything's okay. I'm sorry to beat this
intrusive and we've just come. You might want to have
a seat and take a deep, deep breath. Yeah, just
get off of Instagram for just a minute and listen
to Sean. Yes, I'm Hollywood Hamilton. You're on a radio
show in the morning called War of the Roses. Okay, uh,
it's a cheater show, Kurt called radio station because okay, listen,
(09:02):
you're not cheating. We didn't even get there. I felt
that it would have taken another hour to get there,
so I thought I'd just come in now.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I thought maybe there was someone else I didn't know, Like,
we haven't spoken in a.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
While, you haven't received Textah, wait.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
A minute, wait, you haven't spoken a little while. You
didn't tell us how long you know?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
How long has it been? Maye months?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
You've been dating her eight months? This is your girlfriend?
You refer to her as your girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's been it's been a week, but it went from
talking every day to talking every few days to once
a week.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You told me, you told me you were gonna get divorced,
told me, no, I am married.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Whoa you're married?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
We're not. It's endings. It's in a very You didn't
tell us that. It didn't come up because we're not.
Really I don't love her, she doesn't love me. We're
getting a divorce. It's not it's not relevant.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
How long okay, all right, Claire? How long has Kurt
been telling you he's going to get a.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Divorce since two days after we met?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh my god, Okay, he's still not divorced.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I total scum back.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I just had got feeling about this guy too. I
just knew it.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
There's always another reason, there's always another push, another date,
another date, another day, that it's going to be in
the future, and it never happens.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Kurt.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I've Seenorcet say, quickie, divorce.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You are.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I think this is too much. I think that you
calling the radio show about cheaters when you're the person
who's still married. Is this so weird?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A divorce but you're not getting a divorce.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
You're not getting divorced, and Claire, can I just say
I'm so happy to hear that. May I introduce you
to our producer Anthony, who happens to be single. He's
not married, he's adorable, he's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Would you be interested?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Sure, I mean yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, yeah, shut up, Kirk, you're a married man.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Bye bye, all right, Actually, have a good day.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You have a good day too, and well hopefully you
will talk soon.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Totally for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
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