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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Just wanted to remind you first we got Warder Roses,
the animated series just released on iHeartRadio dot com slash
Warder Roses.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We're talking real stories, real calls, real madness, all animated.
Check it out, subscribe for the alerts.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So I'm at my west end.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Twenty something years of marriage.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I am done with him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, tell us why he was constantly pretty wise to me.
He doesn't remember my birthday anymore, and he ignored me.
My friend filled me in on it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I went there.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I stood behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're talking about the party that your husband went to
that did not He didn't invite you didn't bring you along.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Right, it was a retirement party and I wasn't invited.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So your submission letter in order to get on the show,
you actually went to the party.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You crashed the party, and when you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Went in you found out who he was dancing with
was actually a stripper.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I was done with hair and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Must have been shocked that you showed up at the party.
You weren't even invited to.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The shadows coming out of stocked him like a like
a like a lioness. He was a little gazelle and
enjoyed himself frolicling around with the stripper. And then you
come out of like az there all right, but you
know what, I know, I know, but it was just
a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
She didn't It's not like he's sleeping with her in
front of everybody there.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
It was just our friends, all your all your.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Friends and the wives and everybody embarrassing and there and
their south.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Oll.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for sal. Yeah, hey, Sal, how
you doing.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Good?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Good good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Red Roses
dot com. I'm calling to let you know that we
have a dozen long stem roses for you today. Thanks
so much for taking the call.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Do you have roses from me?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We're a brand new company and we're kind of.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Trying to listen, you know, you know, you know, I
want to tell the marketers, are you no? Just I'm
going to hang at the phone now, and I don't
want to hear nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, no, no, I'm not I'm talking Okay, No, I'm
not a telemarketer. I can promise you that, uh, this
is this is legit. Our company came up with this
promotional vehicle where we get a list of names, we
pick one, we give them a dozen long stem roses,
and in return for that, we just hope you just
(02:51):
talk about us on your Facebook.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Page or I don't get it, so I get roses.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's okay, Well that's that's the thing, Sally. I can't
send the roses to you, but what you can do
is take these three flowers and send them out to
someone special in your life. And it's not gonna cost
you anything. It's not gonna you don't have to pay
for anything. Like I said, in return for the flowers,
you just talk about us on your Facebook page saying hey,
(03:19):
red Roses dot Com is so amazing, you know that.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're also what, well, you don't have to say it
like that. First of all, it's written, so nobody's really
gonna hear you say that. They're just gonna they might
hear hear you hear it read as utuk.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You're also mudug. You know it doesn't have to be
with think you're gred it could be more manly.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You know, maybe I should send the roses to my
wife screwed up? Wow, you know I just I mean,
you would probably be helping me with this, with the
flowers up to her.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Did she find out about the girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I didn't get that. Looks to see you, Marie, I wish.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But anyway, okay, so we're sending her.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
We're sending the roses to your wife. And what do
you want to say to her? And what do you
want to say? This is for you, love, Sal.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
This is for you. There you go, enjoy you don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Want to maybe something a little romantic. They are long
stumm roses.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
This is for you. Yes, all right, yep, enjoy.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What happened to? There you go? You know, there you go?
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I've never heard anything so pathetic in my entire life.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Carmela, What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You wish you was your girlfriend? Carmela, Carmela, I gotta
tell him. Sal listen to me, Sal. You're on K
two radio. You're live on the air on something called
War of the Roses. It's something that this radio station does.
And Marie is the co you've been speaking with Maurice.
She's not with a rose company, and Carmela called and
(05:05):
she has you must send me roses.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You're dancing with a stripper.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
As you wish everybody. Everybody likes dancing with a strip
to roses. What are you worried about? What? It was
a party?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I tell you all our friends, I'm distructed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So what was the deal with the party?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
It was a retirement party for a friend of ours
and everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Why was it your wife? Why was it your wife invited?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I thought she was just gonna show up at the work.
I mean, you know, she could have just came. But
then she comes and she embarrasses me in front of everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I know, everybody.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
She embarrassed me.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You made me think that you are going to be
there with your buddies a couple of years.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Joy thought.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's a pretty embarrassing video when your wife hauls you
off a dance floor by your ear like a little
kid coming off the school bus because he's done.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, you almost had me saying it.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
She's not my girlfriend, but I wish she was my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I wish she was my girlfriend. Is that what you
want to hear?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I wish she was my girlfriend. Huh is that what
you want to hear? It's right, man, or answer with
the strippers.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Are you trying to impersonate me to No, I'm not
trying to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What are you talking about? I can't get enough of
Hollywood Hamilton's War of the Roses.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Check out the new animated series on iHeart Radios War
of the Roadses YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Subscribe today at iheartradios dot. Kind of flash War of
the Roses
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Just wanted to remind you first we got Warder Roses,
the animated series just released on iHeartRadio dot com slash
Warder Roses.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We're talking real stories, real calls, real madness, all animated.
Check it out, subscribe for the alerts.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So I'm at my west end.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Twenty something years of marriage.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I am done with him.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, tell us why he was constantly pretty wise to me.
He doesn't remember my birthday anymore, and he ignored me.
My friend filled me in on it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I went there.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I stood behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're talking about the party that your husband went to
that did not He didn't invite you didn't bring you along.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Right, it was a retirement party and I wasn't invited.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So your submission letter in order to get on the show,
you actually went to the party.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You crashed the party, and when you.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Went in you found out who he was dancing with
was actually a stripper.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I was done with hair and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Must have been shocked that you showed up at the party.
You weren't even invited to.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The shadows coming out of stocked him like a like
a like a lioness. He was a little gazelle and
enjoyed himself frolicling around with the stripper. And then you
come out of like az there all right, but you
know what, I know, I know, but it was just
a stripper.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
She didn't It's not like he's sleeping with her in
front of everybody there.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
It was just our friends, all your all your.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Friends and the wives and everybody embarrassing and there and
their south.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Oll.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for sal. Yeah, hey, Sal, how
you doing.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Good?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Good good.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Red Roses
dot com. I'm calling to let you know that we
have a dozen long stem roses for you today. Thanks
so much for taking the call.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Do you have roses from me?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We're a brand new company and we're kind of.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Trying to listen, you know, you know, you know, I
want to tell the marketers, are you no? Just I'm
going to hang at the phone now, and I don't
want to hear nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, no, no, I'm not I'm talking Okay, No, I'm
not a telemarketer. I can promise you that, uh, this
is this is legit. Our company came up with this
promotional vehicle where we get a list of names, we
pick one, we give them a dozen long stem roses,
and in return for that, we just hope you just
(02:51):
talk about us on your Facebook.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Page or I don't get it, so I get roses.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's okay, Well that's that's the thing, Sally. I can't
send the roses to you, but what you can do
is take these three flowers and send them out to
someone special in your life. And it's not gonna cost
you anything. It's not gonna you don't have to pay
for anything. Like I said, in return for the flowers,
you just talk about us on your Facebook page saying hey,
(03:19):
red Roses dot Com is so amazing, you know that.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're also what, well, you don't have to say it
like that. First of all, it's written, so nobody's really
gonna hear you say that. They're just gonna they might
hear hear you hear it read as utuk.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You're also mudug. You know it doesn't have to be
with think you're gred it could be more manly.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You know, maybe I should send the roses to my
wife screwed up? Wow, you know I just I mean,
you would probably be helping me with this, with the
flowers up to her.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Did she find out about the girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I didn't get that. Looks to see you, Marie, I wish.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But anyway, okay, so we're sending her.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
We're sending the roses to your wife. And what do
you want to say to her? And what do you
want to say? This is for you, love, Sal.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
This is for you. There you go, enjoy you don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Want to maybe something a little romantic. They are long
stumm roses.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
This is for you. Yes, all right, yep, enjoy.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What happened to? There you go? You know, there you go?
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I've never heard anything so pathetic in my entire life.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Carmela, What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You wish you was your girlfriend? Carmela, Carmela, I gotta
tell him. Sal listen to me, Sal. You're on K
two radio. You're live on the air on something called
War of the Roses. It's something that this radio station does.
And Marie is the co you've been speaking with Maurice.
She's not with a rose company, and Carmela called and
(05:05):
she has you must send me roses.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You're dancing with a stripper.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
As you wish everybody. Everybody likes dancing with a strip
to roses. What are you worried about? What? It was
a party?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I tell you all our friends, I'm distructed.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So what was the deal with the party?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
It was a retirement party for a friend of ours
and everybody.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Why was it your wife? Why was it your wife invited?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I thought she was just gonna show up at the work.
I mean, you know, she could have just came. But
then she comes and she embarrasses me in front of everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I know, everybody.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
She embarrassed me.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
You made me think that you are going to be
there with your buddies a couple of years.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Joy thought.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's a pretty embarrassing video when your wife hauls you
off a dance floor by your ear like a little
kid coming off the school bus because he's done.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, you almost had me saying it.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
She's not my girlfriend, but I wish she was my girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I wish she was my girlfriend. Is that what you
want to hear?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I wish she was my girlfriend. Huh is that what
you want to hear? It's right, man, or answer with
the strippers.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Are you trying to impersonate me to No, I'm not
trying to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What are you talking about? I can't get enough of
Hollywood Hamilton's War of the Roses.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Check out the new animated series on iHeart Radios War
of the Roadses YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Subscribe today at iheartradios dot. Kind of flash War of
the Roses
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