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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, today's War of the Roses. Marie, this is kind
of interesting, dude. From time to time we get these
real mysteries and we're gonna need uh, I think we're
gonna need listeners help on this one.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Her name is Teresa, and she's got an interesting story
to tell us.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Hi, Marie, Hi, honey, how's it going? What's what's happening?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Tell us?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
So I met this nice man. M h However, I've
never been to his home.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Ok.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
We've always met somewhere, and he doesn't want to be
intimate with me. And I don't understand, Okay, and you don't.
I don't know if he's cheating on me. I don't
think so. I just have no idea.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
So, Teresa, no intimacy at all.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Everything, but that I mean, you can possibly do without
going to the next level, if you know what I mean. Yes,
he's a really nice guy. We get alonger, I just huh,
I have never seen him with his shirt off?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ever, all right, well is that so strange? I don't know.
Do you tell me?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Maybe he's uncomfortable with his body. He doesn't want to,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Okay, Well, to be honest, he's a little overweight. He
could work out a little bit. But you know, I
can look past that. I just don't understand what's going on.
I'm not the most fit person either, so I can
look past that.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Here we go, Let's call Ralph.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, hell, Hi, I'm calling for Ralph.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
That's him speaking.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hi, Ralph, how are you? My name is Marine. I'm
calling from Redroses dot com. I'm calling to let you
know we have a dozen long stem roses for you
today and I just need to firm up a couple
of things if I could.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
What did someone send them me roses?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Uh? It is from a secret admirer. You have a
secret admirer, Ralph?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Isn't that secret admirer?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well that's good to know.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Not everybody gets a secret admirer.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
No, whatever, I've heard of crazy things.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
They really like you. Are you seeing anybody right now?
Maybe that could?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah? Yeah, I've seeing someone right now?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You are okay?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, I would probably venture to say it's I can't
tell you the name, but I will confirm whether it
is them or not. So do you have a name?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah? I got a name Sunday she would just hand
them to me. Her name is Teresa.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Uh, very much on fire. Yeah, they're from Teresa.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, listen, hey, Ralph, listen.
My name's Sean Hamilton, Hollywood Hamilton from w k TU
Radio here in the city.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Uh, you're on something called War.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What I know the name?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh? Okay, well you're on that show. You are actually
on that show.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's War the Roses and you're on kat you Ralph,
And I don't know if you listen or not, but
thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And uh, surprise.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Because Teresa, Teresa who you've been seeing for the last what.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Number of months?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No, I know you're not.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Cheating, okay. And she's actually on the phone. She's been
on the phone the entire time, Ralph.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, she's been listening the entire time. Teresa. Do you
want to say hi to Ralph?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hi, Ralph.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Hey, how are you doing that? Teresa?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Good, darling, I'm doing good.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I'm glad to hear that. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's that's that's lovely.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
There is an issue, there is a sly problem, Ralph.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Okay, what's the problem. I mean, I don't I don't
see a problem. We get along pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, no, But I don't think it should come
from OS. I think Teresa should. I should kind of
tell you.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well, Ralph, I'm just I don't understand. We've been together
for eight months now, and I just don't understand why
we haven't become intimate.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's months is a long time.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
But me, are you just not attracted to me?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I know, I don't know. No, it's not you.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's not you.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
It's not you. Believe me, Believe me, it's not you.
It's something I really want. But I just I can't.
I'm a bit embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Okay, are you? Are you unable to perform? Is that
the issue?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
No, I can perform?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh okay, all right, that was taking care of okay, okay,
then then what and you find you find Theresa attractive?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Well, listen to be all right, listen, be honest with
years ago, when I was younger, I did something just
something foolish, all right. Uh, Like a lot of guys,
I ended up getting the tattoo. And it's uh, it's
kind of I don't know, I mean it was I
look at it now, it's stupid, and where I have
(05:40):
it is stupid, and you know I can't get rid
of it, and I'm kind.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Of you're saying the reason all right, all right, Ralph, Ralph, ralphie.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So the reason why you haven't been intimate with your
girl of eight months now is because of a tattoo
that is on your body somewhere and you're embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, stupid tattoos, right.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
I don't no, it's just I don't know how she
would look look upon it or look upon me by
seeing what it is.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I'm able to get past anything. We've been together eight months.
It's just a tattoo. What what is it? What kind
of tatto? What's the tattoo of?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can Ralph?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Would you be able to sit and text me? If
I give you my number right now? Can you can you?
Can you send me up?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Can you take a picture of your tattoo? And can't
be that bad? Ralph?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Perfect opportunity right now, text me to text.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Me the picture.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And she's feeling very uneasy and starting to doubt, and
you don't want doubt to be kind of uh making
its way into.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Your That's it's not I mean, really, I got to
take it to the next step. I mean, I guess
I gotta.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Let's let's not forget about it. In a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
When we take you off the air, we're going to
offer you a hell of an incentive, an incentive because
we got to get your permission to air the call anyway, right,
So this incentive. I don't know if you're a sports
fan or you you know, gift certificate. We've got all
kinds of incentives. Here's my number because we all want to.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
See this one. I don't know if you're I don't know.
Are you curious, Marie, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, I really am.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm curious. What about you? Aunt? You can I can't wait? Honestly,
it's it's nine eight four. Say send me them?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
And are you going to add Teresa to the tax
at ad ad Hollywood and add Teresa so we can
all see it at the same time.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go, all right, alright here, all.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Right, while you prepare yourself to take a picture of
whatever it is on your body. Uh, Teresa, I'm gonna
ask you one question. Is there anything can you think
of anything in regards to a tattoo on why you
wouldn't continue to see Ralph.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, he shows you the tattoo.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
If everything's lovey, you'll probably sleep with him tonight for
the first time in eight months.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Is there anything that would turn you off.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
No, it's just a tatue. They can be fixed.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Nobody's judging. Nobody's judging.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It's a safe zone. You're in a site.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, you're not judging yet.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Give me one minute.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Just press the send button, just press the.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Scent now, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Sitting here waiting the count of three.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right, here it is, all right, let's see it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Let's let me see it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Where.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Let me see?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh god, you're looking at Oh my.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh why?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh oh yes.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
God? What my lord?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I just have a question, one question? Why?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I don't why.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Why I finished?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You're not gonna finish that in any way, are you.
That's a finished tattoo, that's completely done.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh god, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm actually sick.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I think I'm sick. I don't even know how to
describe this.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Uh Instagram Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood Hamilton on Instagram. Go ahead
and take a look at Holy Teresa, Teresa your comment.
You're looking at the same thing what do you think.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I don't. I don't think I can continue to see you.
I just don't.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
This wasn't a good idea, but you'd have to be
willing to remove it.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
You can, you can get tattoos removed?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No, no, no Instagram.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I can't even describe this picture Instagram Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood
Hamilton on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I don't know how you're going to unsee it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's bad. It's Teresa.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We're gonna call you with the with the three month update,
four month update. I'm I'm okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Very well in dowed though, I will say, all.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Right, here we go with the update, episode two sixty
six entitled Mister Man Boots. A lot of people have
been waiting for this particular update. We talked to Teresa
last night, not much to anybody's surprise, she still is
not talking to Ralph. Here's the strange thing about it, right,
So I guess, well, not really strange. I guess Teresa
didn't mean enough to Ralph to completely remove that tattoo.
(10:34):
By the way, still available pens to the top over
on my Instagram under Hollywood Handled and Hollywood handled on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He wouldn't get rid of the tattoo, which is kind
of strange. Well, I don't know, is it strange? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Maybe he doesn't want to go through the pain or
whatever it takes to remove a tattoo of that size.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Teresa has officially moved on, and so is Ralph. Not
much of an update, but that's basically all we got.
I'm thinking about a lot of people are asking us
to animate that one. You know, we got a new
We have a brand new, all new animated series coming
out on July twenty fourth on YouTube right, brought to
you by iHeart Radio. It's gonna be a lot of fun,
it really is, and it's adult content, just to let
(11:15):
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away because we're gonna be doing recall contesting, meaning we're
gonna ask you about a hidden item in each episode,
you identify the item and you get this big prize package.
(11:35):
It is called The War the Roses Animated Series.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Subscribe now to get the alerts.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's July twenty fourth, over at iHeartRadio dot com slash
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K to you, k to you,