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November 19, 2024 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Marie. Yes, say hello to Jen.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hi? Jen, Hi Marie?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
How are you? I'm good? But what's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
She never thought she'd find herself on this show, but
here she is. Okay, and uh like some young Oh
yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I took a chance on this younger man, and uh
he has he's been great.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wow. All right, So let how young are we talking?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Let's let's hear all about mister young buns, mister young bunn.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Mister young buns. Uh so he is twenty years younger?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Wow, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
How did you meet? How did you two meet?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
He's he's a waiter in the city and he was
he was a waiter at my table, and uh we
we started flirting, and you know, my my friends were like,
he's so young, and I said, you know what, I
haven't had any any luck with men my age, so
let's try something different. He when he brought back the check,
he left his number.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I ended up very not.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Do you mind if I ask you how old you are?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Because you said twenty years? How old are you?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You can I am forty two?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh twenty two?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Wow, God, Marie, I'm not sure, but I think your
nipples are getting hard.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Oh well, Jennifer, I'll have to send me a photo.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh my god, girls, I stop.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh yeah, I'm actually I'm excited here, everybody stop.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, all right, so what is this?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
What is this youngster's name?

Speaker 7 (01:58):
His name is an.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Young what's his name?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
What is this an episode of Gunsmoke Youngsters?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Jenny?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Oh yeah, I've caught the vapors. You got the what
I've caught the vapors?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Vapors?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, all right, so let's get back this guy. This
guy can't wait to meet this guy.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
So this guy, actually, you say his name is Timmy,
I might heat my pants right here.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, really loaded dog.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Named Lassie lay all right, right, you must be a
very fine.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah for twenty to give you his number.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
All right, let's get down to the problem, because that's
what we're all about. We're about problems in people's misery,
and right now we're having way too much fun and
we've lost half.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So what is the problem, Jennifer, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, so the problem is so we've been dating for
about seven months now. It's you know, it's been a
while and when it started out, you know, I mean,
I will say he's amazing. He's amazing in bed. He
you know, he's very, very eager to please, and he's.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
He's a giver, yes, and he learns very well. Okay,
what's the issue.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
The issue is that he is a bit sarcastic. He
can be how do I put this, a bit of
a time, okay. And at first it was cute, it
was adorable, a little endearing. But lately he's been taking

(03:53):
a lot of time getting back to me. I'll text
him in the morning, you know, say good morning, and
I don't hear from him all day, sometimes not until
the next day.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Ooh.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's turned ugly, and.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's become very arrogant, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Okay, but Jen, Jen, is this somebody that you are
looking up to have a relationship for the rest of
your life with? Or is this somebody just in bed,
you know, in the sack, somebody that you were.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Just sleep a world?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Not really, we have gotten a little more serious. We're
supposed to be taking a European vacation and he hasn't
brought that up lately, you know, in at least a month,
and I just feel like I'm I'm very invested in
the relationship at this point, and I'm looking to take
this further, you know, along the way. He obviously is

(04:44):
not responding to my text.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, So the bottom line is you care.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
You care enough to want to trap him on War
of the Roses enough to find out if it's another woman.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, what you've called for?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, because yeah, it definitely seems like there's some going on.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
And you're willing to give up all that great sex
I am. Then here we go.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You know, I'm stop talking.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Stop, here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Aaron Laren. Hi, Aarin. My
name is.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Marie and I'm calling from Red Roses dot Com. We
have a dozen long stem roses for you, and I
just need to confirm.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Some info if I could.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
You're in the Upper west Side, Ye, yes, okay, Well
here I'll explain. We're a brand new company in the
Upper west Side and we have this promotional vehicle where
we get a list of names from various.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Roses.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
These roses are for you. They're free of charge.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
They come in a beautiful backer at Crystal oz and
the only thing we ask in return for these free
flowers is that you talk about us on social media.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
So are you like an online story of the Britain
mortar sandalone kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
No, well, both, but we really want people coming into
our store.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
What do you What do you need for me and
my infos all work out?

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Well, here's the deal. You're not going to be charged
at all. But what I'm gonna need is the name
of the person that you would like to send the
roses to. Do you have somebody in mind?

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Wait, so you're saying you're gonna send me some roses?
But I got a post about it with that other
person on social media.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yes, yes, and we ask if the receiving party the
he or the she. Okay, so it's a he, so
if he could post.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
It's a she, all right, send it to a lady.
That's just make sure that's correct.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh, so we're not sending it to a he. Where
did you say a girl?

Speaker 7 (07:11):
A girl?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
A girl? Okay? Well I had here that you were
you were gay, But that's fine.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
I don't know we're getting y'all's information, But yeah, i'd
be sending it to a lady. So we're past that.
You know, how do we get this going? Let's go?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Why do you have Do you have a problem with
guys sending guys flowers.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't understand.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
I don't have a problem with it. I don't want
anythink of the wrong thing about me, So I'm trying
to clarify.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, Well, if you were gay, I would be really
fine with it.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yo, But but I'm not gay.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Okay, all right, Well you're getting really defensive, and I
don't see what the big deal is.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
A big deal you call me one thing.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, you're making it a big deal. You're making it
a big deal.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
I just want to let you be talking to a lady,
all right. I'm talking to women. I'll women, I'm not
talking to their guys.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
So yeah, let's just let's do.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So who is she? Who did you like to send
the roses.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
To talk with? Someone named Esther?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Esther?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, strike him off, thank you, Aaron.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, I know one Esther in my life. Do you
know what Esther I do?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
She's ninety seven, you.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Cocky, condescending, arrogant, low life waiter.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
That pretty much sums that up.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Okay, So let me introduce myself there, Aaron. My name
is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio guy here in
New York City on a station called w KT Radio
and that's Marie and she helps me out with this
little thing called War of the Roses. And you've been
I guess caught.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, I don't really get why we're doing this. Well,
well here we are.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
You know, Jen, you called in, you got confirmation, and
that would be that. What would you like to say?
You have last words? Jen?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Go ahead?

Speaker 7 (09:00):
All about you, baby? All right, Jen, I'm all about
you apparently or not.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You're not You're not all about her?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Who's esther? Why don't you fill us all in? We're
all curious, all right, tell us right now, really quickly.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Who is she?

Speaker 7 (09:14):
If?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
If it's no big deal, then just say it.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Okay, she's my cousin celebrating the birthday coming up. So
you're just trying together.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Give who gives a dozen red roses to a cousin to?
Is that what you reached for? You reached for that?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
God?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Goodbye, Aaron?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right, all right, you're lost, No, your loss. It's
your loss. Okay, it's not her loss, Your lost. Jen
sounds like an amazing woman.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
All right, thanks for nothing, honey, honey, sweet baby.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
What a douche, double douche you're gonna give him the
double douche.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I gave him a single douche. You gave him a.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I did with a flush.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Who are we got the four month update on that one.
You are not gonna bullieve it. I'll give you a
little hint.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
She took them back.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
She took up Anthony, can you turn off the toilet?
Turn off the toilet? Thank you, Thank you, Anthony. She
took them back, and the problem got so much worse.
Wait to hear the update next. Don kate t you?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
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(11:04):
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Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, here we go really quickly.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
The four month update on episode one ninety five entitled
mister young Bunns, I'm just you know, some people just
never learn. Not a month later, not a week later,
that night, after that call finished four months ago, they
got back together.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
She took him back, and it only gets worse.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Three weeks after she took him back, he moved in
and is the biggest pain in the rear you could
ever imagine. Jen not only allowed the guy to move
in with her, but lost his job, doesn't have a car,
and she wants him out.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
And he ain't leaving.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's like it's the worst night mirror you could ever
ever imagine.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Marie. God blessed Marie's heart. She's amazing.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
She actually got on the phone with Jen last night
to help her navigate somewhat through this, and Marie's got
some sort of plan with Jen on how to get
rid of the guy. But twenty years younger, no car
lost his job and won't leave her home. It's like, look, ladies, uh,
and I know you're probably not this dumb, but if

(12:29):
you're thinking about hooking up, possibly living, or dating a
guy twenty years younger than you, you might want to
think about episode one ninety five from War the Roses
entitled mister young Buns, good luck Jen and you might
have a shot because you got Marie on your side,
and wow, k T you there you go, brand new,
all new War of the Roses Tomorrow morning, seven thirty
five the Hollywood Hamilton, shown the k T Morning Crew

(12:51):
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