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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's been it's been an interesting couple couple of weeks. Yeah,
I guess, for lack of a better term, a secret admirer,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, but I mean it's I've been getting some letters
from her.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Josh, tell us, who do you think this is?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
If I had to make a guess, I would say,
I think it's somebody in my building. Just from the
way that the letters have been written in some of
the stuff that's in it, it sounds like somebody I
think is in my building.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It says your voice. Your voice sounds like angels.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, well, Josh, if I could just.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Say now that I've spoken to you and I've heard
your voice, I mean, that's not how I picture an
angel to sound no offense.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right, serving your time on this planet. You go up
to the pearly gates and Josh opens up the door.
How are you doing? Yeah, come on in, grab a beer.
It's on the counter over there.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Come on in.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is this somebody you'd be interested in pursuing.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
If indeed this is a secret admirer, then you probably not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, it's a little sue, a little spooky.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm reading the letter now. You have been haunting my
dreams and I have woken alone.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wishing I could smell your scent on my own skin.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Let's call her.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Let's see if this is indeed the girl who lives
in your building. Let's see if it's the same girl.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Hello, Hi, Sherry, how are you today?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I hope you're not a telemarketer. I can't deal with them.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Uh no, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm calling to let
you know that we have a dozen long stammerses for
you today. Congratulations. A dozen long stem roses are yours today,
and we're very excited about this new business venture. And
to sort of let people know who we are, we
get a list of names. We pick one randomly and
(02:14):
give them a dozen long stem roses. So your name
is who we chose today. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I really don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, these flowers are yours and you now can send
them to someone else in your life. Do you have
any Are you married?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, friends, family.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I don't know where you want. I don't have anyone
of dating.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You don't have anybody that you're interested in dating.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh, so there is someone that you're interested in dating.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
We can send these roses to them and kind of
let them know that you're interested.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
How do I do that?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, you just give me their name and uh maybe
a little message that you want to put on the card,
and we'll we'll get the roses out to them.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
There is someone kind of yeah, there is, miss Josh.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Building Okay, and uh well what what what kind of
note would you like to uh put on the card
for Josh? You know, you could say anything.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Her smile makes my blood oil deep red.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, that's just a little okay, it's a little all right,
all right, listen, let's just let's just just creepy. I'm
just gonna tell you straight out, okay, Josh, Josh, are
you there?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh yeah, Now we're going to explain to Sharry what's
going on. Scherry.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
My name's Hollywood Hamilton, Marie, and I work with the
radio station called k T You what were a radio
station here in New York City? And Josh gave us
a call because he wanted to get down to the
bottom of all these letters you're sending him.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I want to know how you've got my phone number?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How did you get there?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay? I gave it to him. This is I gave
it to him. I got up.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
As Okay, yes I did, Josh, Josh, Josh, give me it,
Give us a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We don't want to. Let's not all become hostile here.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You just wanted to know who's sending in the roses, now, Josh,
jos who's sending you the letters?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Josh? You now know? Oh no, But Josh, take it
easy a little bit, okay, because we're dealing with something
a little bit out of the norm here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Just what we're talking about, Sherry is you've been sending
Josh these strange love letters, and he just wanted to
know if it was you or not.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And frankly, he feels very uncomfortable with the letters you've
been writing him. And I think it's best that you
maybe go about your business and and don't bother him anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah. Every day, another letter, every day, mess Rose.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, we didn't know that order. We didn't know that
it was every day.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Hey, hey, Josh, let's see if she'll just walk away. Okay,
just take it here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
She'll crawl away backwards like the demon she is.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I don't even know the first thing about demons.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You're the way, you're the one with the second personality
right now, Josh, because you didn't come across that way.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
A minute ago. Just I want you to settle down,
okay me just.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Leave me alone, Lady, leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It's all I'm asking, all right, Cherry, he's asking you
to leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, maybe he's not asking very nicely, but I think
you can understand the circumstances.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I haven't even tried. I don't even know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, yeah, well you just Cherry. You just sent him.
You just sent him roses not interested are.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
This guy sounds crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Sherry, Cherry, Josh, you are coming across a little Maybe
you two are met free.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Other outside of the building.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's funny, all right, Okay, all right, Sherry stayed away
from him. We're gonna call back for an update.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You may want to move. You may want to move,
gonna Shearry might want to move.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Get out of here.
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's been it's been an interesting couple couple of weeks. Yeah,
I guess, for lack of a better term, a secret admirer,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, but I mean it's I've been getting some letters
from her.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Josh, tell us, who do you think this is?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
If I had to make a guess, I would say,
I think it's somebody in my building. Just from the
way that the letters have been written in some of
the stuff that's in it, it sounds like somebody I
think is in my building.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It says your voice. Your voice sounds like angels.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, well, Josh, if I could just.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Say now that I've spoken to you and I've heard
your voice, I mean, that's not how I picture an
angel to sound no offense.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right, serving your time on this planet. You go up
to the pearly gates and Josh opens up the door.
How are you doing? Yeah, come on in, grab a beer.
It's on the counter over there.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Come on in.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is this somebody you'd be interested in pursuing.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
If indeed this is a secret admirer, then you probably not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, it's a little sue, a little spooky.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm reading the letter now. You have been haunting my
dreams and I have woken alone.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wishing I could smell your scent on my own skin.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Let's call her.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Let's see if this is indeed the girl who lives
in your building. Let's see if it's the same girl.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Hello, Hi, Sherry, how are you today?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I hope you're not a telemarketer. I can't deal with them.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Uh no, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm calling to let
you know that we have a dozen long stammerses for
you today. Congratulations. A dozen long stem roses are yours today,
and we're very excited about this new business venture. And
to sort of let people know who we are, we
get a list of names. We pick one randomly and
(02:14):
give them a dozen long stem roses. So your name
is who we chose today. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I really don't understand.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, these flowers are yours and you now can send
them to someone else in your life. Do you have
any Are you married?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, friends, family.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I don't know where you want. I don't have anyone
of dating.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You don't have anybody that you're interested in dating.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh, so there is someone that you're interested in dating.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
We can send these roses to them and kind of
let them know that you're interested.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
How do I do that?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, you just give me their name and uh maybe
a little message that you want to put on the card,
and we'll we'll get the roses out to them.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
There is someone kind of yeah, there is, miss Josh.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Building Okay, and uh well what what what kind of
note would you like to uh put on the card
for Josh? You know, you could say anything.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Her smile makes my blood oil deep red.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, that's just a little okay, it's a little all right,
all right, listen, let's just let's just just creepy. I'm
just gonna tell you straight out, okay, Josh, Josh, are
you there?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh yeah, Now we're going to explain to Sharry what's
going on. Scherry.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
My name's Hollywood Hamilton, Marie, and I work with the
radio station called k T You what were a radio
station here in New York City? And Josh gave us
a call because he wanted to get down to the
bottom of all these letters you're sending him.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I want to know how you've got my phone number?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
How did you get there?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay? I gave it to him. This is I gave
it to him. I got up.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
As Okay, yes I did, Josh, Josh, Josh, give me it,
Give us a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We don't want to. Let's not all become hostile here.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You just wanted to know who's sending in the roses, now, Josh,
jos who's sending you the letters?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Josh? You now know? Oh no, But Josh, take it
easy a little bit, okay, because we're dealing with something
a little bit out of the norm here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Just what we're talking about, Sherry is you've been sending
Josh these strange love letters, and he just wanted to
know if it was you or not.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And frankly, he feels very uncomfortable with the letters you've
been writing him. And I think it's best that you
maybe go about your business and and don't bother him anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah. Every day, another letter, every day, mess Rose.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, we didn't know that order. We didn't know that
it was every day.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Hey, hey, Josh, let's see if she'll just walk away. Okay,
just take it here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
She'll crawl away backwards like the demon she is.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I don't even know the first thing about demons.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You're the way, you're the one with the second personality
right now, Josh, because you didn't come across that way.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
A minute ago. Just I want you to settle down,
okay me just.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Leave me alone, Lady, leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It's all I'm asking, all right, Cherry, he's asking you
to leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, maybe he's not asking very nicely, but I think
you can understand the circumstances.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I haven't even tried. I don't even know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, yeah, well you just Cherry. You just sent him.
You just sent him roses not interested are.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
This guy sounds crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Sherry, Cherry, Josh, you are coming across a little Maybe
you two are met free.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Other outside of the building.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's funny, all right, Okay, all right, Sherry stayed away
from him. We're gonna call back for an update.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You may want to move. You may want to move,
gonna Shearry might want to move.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Get out of here.
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