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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hey Scotty, Okay, how are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Good morning to you, sir, Scottie. Oh yeah, let me
ask you something. When was the last time you bought
a mattress?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I will admit it's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well, let me ask you something. When you went in
to buy the mattress. Yeah, did you fall in love
with your mattress salesman?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That would be a hard note.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And as it was sprawled out over the mattress trying
to sell.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You, it's it's an awkward experience.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It is because I just went through this a while
bag and the woman that sold me the mattress actually
sprawled out as she was showing it to me, sprawled
out over the thing and rolled around in it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I'm going, wow, this is sexy. But what mad
pretty exciting?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh so it stops right there. It's just sexy. I
see where you're going. It was unusual.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Scotty had the same pretty much the same experience with
this woman.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Laurie, Scotty, welcome to the show. What the hell's going
on over there?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, I went into this mattress store, and this beautiful
girl shows me this mattress.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Did you get on the mattress with her? I? Did
you did? I sat on the edge. I sat on
the edge. It was so awkward, and my wife Marina
wasn't there. For my wife Marina was there, she would
have beat the the mattress enough.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Well, Scotty, did you get on the mattress w her?
Or did she get on the mattress with you?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I really did go as far as Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm glad to know that you have a boundary, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We seem to get along. And so I asked her
out and she says, yeah, and have a first date
and give me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The name of the what's the name of the place? Okay?
He asked her out on a date? She said yes.
They went on on two dates. And what happened, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, the dates went really well. Then I started calling her,
texting her, and she goes me, don't hear a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
After you bought the mattress from her? Oh my gosh,
imagine that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gosh. I can't wait to meet her. What's her name? Laurie?
All right, here we go, Samantha, ask for Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Thank you for.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
This.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Ll Hi Laurie, Please all right, no problem, Hi Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
How are you.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm so glad of you. I'm so glad I got
ahold of you. I'm doing well.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Thanks so much for asking. My name is Marie and
I'm calling from Redroses dot com. I'm calling to let
you know that we have some flowers for you today.
There's a special promotion going on through corporate and I did.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You hear about it? What do you mean it's a
rose promotion? They didn't You didn't get the email.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, okay, Well, we have a promotion going on where
evidently you've been one of the top sales people that
we have in that specific district that you're in. Because
you're one of the top salespeople, Laurie, so congratulations you
get these beautiful roses, and congratulations.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Oh my goodness, just.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Check your spam when we get off the phone.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Okay, okay, I can do that.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
What do you think makes you stand out among the rest?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I would have to say that it's my purple and
temperpedic sales. They're in the top of the region and
so many people lay down on them. Fall in love. Yeah,
guess satisfaction, you know, being able to get people into
a happy sleep at a great cost.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So how do you get how do you get people
interested in the mattresses? Is that you're showing them because
I mean you are really top top seller.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Well, thank you, thank you. Well, we have a little
process where we have them laid down on like a firm,
a medium, and a sauce, right or really able to
hollend down on people's fleet needs by price point and comfort.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
So when the customers are laying on the various mattresses,
you lay down with them. I'm assuming do you roll
around and show your thong is peeking through your your
Lululemon stretch pants.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And halter what?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm sorry? What would that be? A yes?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You know, like your push up bras pushing your boobs
up and it's overflowing onto the mattress next to the
customer's face. Maybe I don't know, I'm just talking out
loud here, My goodness, I know that's something.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, Okay, can I can I come in here real? Yeah, Laurie.
My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm a radio personality in New York City or on
something called War of the Roses. In a minute, we're
gonna offer you an incentive in order to allow us
the air this. Everything's been bleeped out, we have we
have bleeped out your last name. Where you work? This
is a radio feature that we do in New York City.
And I've got a guy by the name of Scotty
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do you know Scotty, Laurie, Scotty, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let's go to Scotty. Scotty, are you there here? Okay, Laurie,
here's the situation. Scotty called this program. Uh, you guys
went out on a couple of dates. He just wants
to know where he stands right now because you gave
him the old ghost review there and he's wondering what's happened.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, do you think you can fill him in on
what's going on?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Do you tell me what's happening right now?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Again, I'm the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Recording this, but unless you take the incentive and signed
the deal, we're not going to be able to air this.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're being recorded, so it does really doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You might as well just take the call and if
you don't give us your consent, we can't air you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So I mean, let with that in mind. Scotty's on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So did did you go out with Scotty? Tell us
what happened?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
He called you and set aside.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He's on the phone right now. He's on the phone
right now, Scott are you there?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Can you say hi to Laurie?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So, Lurie, what what happened? I thought we went our
dates and about everything looked great. Yeah, that's the texting
you and calling you and nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
The first date was okay.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was great. Uh yeah, Is it because I'm in
a wheelchair?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No, but wheelchair? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well, Scotty, I mean if you are in a wheelchair, sir,
she agreed to go out with you in the first place,
so you must have rolled up to the mattress store
there in the in the wheelchair, so that couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And I don't think it couldn't have been the wheelchair.
You matter in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, I know, it's awkward because oxygen on.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
LORI what?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah, he's in a wheelchair and did have an
oxygen mass. He seemed very sweet, very kind, so you know,
and it takes a lot of guts to ask somebody out.
So I agreed, you know, we have that's really nice.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do you think Scotty's handsome.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
He's got a really nice smile and a great personality,
and I just, you know, I felt like, if somebody
can make me laugh like that, then I should definitely
give it a show.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That's nice. Laurie.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh, that's a great story. So what happened.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It wasn't the wheelchair. It wasn't the oxygen tubes. There's
a mask or the wheelchair. We just didn't click. You know,
There's gotta be that certain spark, that certain za. It
just wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, So it was there kind of somewhat.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You were open to seeing if it was there, and
then after you went on two dates you discovered it's
just no spark there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But I tried.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, wow, Laurie, I did.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I tried, Okay, Scotty, Yeah, yeah, Scotty. Look at it, Scotty.
Let's let's like, let's look at the positive of this.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
There's not a lot of guys that can walk into
a mattress store and pick up a mattress sales.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, there's not a lot of people that can do that.
Not a lot of guys.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That was quite the accomplishment of you rolling on in there.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Often it's the common that's impressive. So look, and Scotty,
if you did it once, you can do it again.
Come on, it doesn't go away.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I got it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
But Laurie, you should have you just should have just
contacted Scott and you should have just told him. I
think Scotty is mature enough to say, okay, well I
appreciate trying. Thanks anyway.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah I tried, but then he just kept on trying
to talk me into going on another date, and so
then I exhausted that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
And so okay, we understand, we understand, Laurie. We really
appreciate you taking a call this morning. Okay, we really do.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
We're going to take you off the air and producer
Anthony is gonna is gonna hook you up.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Okay, thank you, all right, love.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Thank you so much, and Scotty, continue to do what
you do, my man.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I will step it up to a furniture.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Store appliances exactly right, Scotty, anything you'd like to leave on.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I just want to say to other people out there,
I hope this is encouragement to just never give up
in life and just keep on trying, keep
Speaker 1 (09:53):
On the world all right, You're you're awesome man,
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hey Scotty, Okay, how are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Good morning to you, sir, Scottie. Oh yeah, let me
ask you something. When was the last time you bought
a mattress?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I will admit it's been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well, let me ask you something. When you went in
to buy the mattress. Yeah, did you fall in love
with your mattress salesman?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That would be a hard note.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And as it was sprawled out over the mattress trying
to sell.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You, it's it's an awkward experience.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It is because I just went through this a while
bag and the woman that sold me the mattress actually
sprawled out as she was showing it to me, sprawled
out over the thing and rolled around in it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I'm going, wow, this is sexy. But what mad
pretty exciting?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh so it stops right there. It's just sexy. I
see where you're going. It was unusual.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Scotty had the same pretty much the same experience with
this woman.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Laurie, Scotty, welcome to the show. What the hell's going
on over there?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, I went into this mattress store, and this beautiful
girl shows me this mattress.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Did you get on the mattress with her? I? Did
you did? I sat on the edge. I sat on
the edge. It was so awkward, and my wife Marina
wasn't there. For my wife Marina was there, she would
have beat the the mattress enough.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Well, Scotty, did you get on the mattress w her?
Or did she get on the mattress with you?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I really did go as far as Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm glad to know that you have a boundary, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We seem to get along. And so I asked her
out and she says, yeah, and have a first date
and give me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The name of the what's the name of the place? Okay?
He asked her out on a date? She said yes.
They went on on two dates. And what happened, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, the dates went really well. Then I started calling her,
texting her, and she goes me, don't hear a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
After you bought the mattress from her? Oh my gosh,
imagine that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gosh. I can't wait to meet her. What's her name? Laurie?
All right, here we go, Samantha, ask for Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Thank you for.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
This.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Ll Hi Laurie, Please all right, no problem, Hi Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
How are you.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm so glad of you. I'm so glad I got
ahold of you. I'm doing well.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Thanks so much for asking. My name is Marie and
I'm calling from Redroses dot com. I'm calling to let
you know that we have some flowers for you today.
There's a special promotion going on through corporate and I did.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You hear about it? What do you mean it's a
rose promotion? They didn't You didn't get the email.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, okay, Well, we have a promotion going on where
evidently you've been one of the top sales people that
we have in that specific district that you're in. Because
you're one of the top salespeople, Laurie, so congratulations you
get these beautiful roses, and congratulations.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Oh my goodness, just.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Check your spam when we get off the phone.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Okay, okay, I can do that.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
What do you think makes you stand out among the rest?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I would have to say that it's my purple and
temperpedic sales. They're in the top of the region and
so many people lay down on them. Fall in love. Yeah,
guess satisfaction, you know, being able to get people into
a happy sleep at a great cost.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So how do you get how do you get people
interested in the mattresses? Is that you're showing them because
I mean you are really top top seller.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Well, thank you, thank you. Well, we have a little
process where we have them laid down on like a firm,
a medium, and a sauce, right or really able to
hollend down on people's fleet needs by price point and comfort.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
So when the customers are laying on the various mattresses,
you lay down with them. I'm assuming do you roll
around and show your thong is peeking through your your
Lululemon stretch pants.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And halter what?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm sorry? What would that be? A yes?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You know, like your push up bras pushing your boobs
up and it's overflowing onto the mattress next to the
customer's face. Maybe I don't know, I'm just talking out
loud here, My goodness, I know that's something.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, Okay, can I can I come in here real? Yeah, Laurie.
My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm a radio personality in New York City or on
something called War of the Roses. In a minute, we're
gonna offer you an incentive in order to allow us
the air this. Everything's been bleeped out, we have we
have bleeped out your last name. Where you work? This
is a radio feature that we do in New York City.
And I've got a guy by the name of Scotty
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do you know Scotty, Laurie, Scotty, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let's go to Scotty. Scotty, are you there here? Okay, Laurie,
here's the situation. Scotty called this program. Uh, you guys
went out on a couple of dates. He just wants
to know where he stands right now because you gave
him the old ghost review there and he's wondering what's happened.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, do you think you can fill him in on
what's going on?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Do you tell me what's happening right now?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Again, I'm the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Recording this, but unless you take the incentive and signed
the deal, we're not going to be able to air this.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're being recorded, so it does really doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You might as well just take the call and if
you don't give us your consent, we can't air you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So I mean, let with that in mind. Scotty's on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So did did you go out with Scotty? Tell us
what happened?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
He called you and set aside.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He's on the phone right now. He's on the phone
right now, Scott are you there?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Can you say hi to Laurie?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So, Lurie, what what happened? I thought we went our
dates and about everything looked great. Yeah, that's the texting
you and calling you and nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
The first date was okay.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was great. Uh yeah, Is it because I'm in
a wheelchair?
Speaker 7 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No, but wheelchair? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well, Scotty, I mean if you are in a wheelchair, sir,
she agreed to go out with you in the first place,
so you must have rolled up to the mattress store
there in the in the wheelchair, so that couldn't be.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And I don't think it couldn't have been the wheelchair.
You matter in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, I know, it's awkward because oxygen on.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
LORI what?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah, he's in a wheelchair and did have an
oxygen mass. He seemed very sweet, very kind, so you know,
and it takes a lot of guts to ask somebody out.
So I agreed, you know, we have that's really nice.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Do you think Scotty's handsome.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
He's got a really nice smile and a great personality,
and I just, you know, I felt like, if somebody
can make me laugh like that, then I should definitely
give it a show.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That's nice. Laurie.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh, that's a great story. So what happened.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It wasn't the wheelchair. It wasn't the oxygen tubes. There's
a mask or the wheelchair. We just didn't click. You know,
There's gotta be that certain spark, that certain za. It
just wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, So it was there kind of somewhat.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You were open to seeing if it was there, and
then after you went on two dates you discovered it's
just no spark there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But I tried.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, wow, Laurie, I did.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I tried, Okay, Scotty, Yeah, yeah, Scotty. Look at it, Scotty.
Let's let's like, let's look at the positive of this.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
There's not a lot of guys that can walk into
a mattress store and pick up a mattress sales.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, there's not a lot of people that can do that.
Not a lot of guys.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That was quite the accomplishment of you rolling on in there.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Often it's the common that's impressive. So look, and Scotty,
if you did it once, you can do it again.
Come on, it doesn't go away.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I got it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
But Laurie, you should have you just should have just
contacted Scott and you should have just told him. I
think Scotty is mature enough to say, okay, well I
appreciate trying. Thanks anyway.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah I tried, but then he just kept on trying
to talk me into going on another date, and so
then I exhausted that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
And so okay, we understand, we understand, Laurie. We really
appreciate you taking a call this morning. Okay, we really do.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
We're going to take you off the air and producer
Anthony is gonna is gonna hook you up.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Okay, thank you, all right, love.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Thank you so much, and Scotty, continue to do what
you do, my man.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I will step it up to a furniture.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Store appliances exactly right, Scotty, anything you'd like to leave on.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I just want to say to other people out there,
I hope this is encouragement to just never give up
in life and just keep on trying, keep
Speaker 1 (09:53):
On the world all right, You're you're awesome man,
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