All Episodes

February 4, 2025 • 12 mins
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, let's talk about home security right now. Did

(00:02):
you know that home break ins are skyrocketing, but did
you know that almost all of them are preventable. Thieves
are literally going to just pass you, or they're going
to move down the road when they see a slowman's
home security sign out in front of the house. They're
just going to keep it moving. Because Slomans has been
in business for over one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know why. Because they're good, they're human, and.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Because there are title sponsors of War the Roses, they
continue with this absolutely insane deal.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't even want to call it a deal.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's a giveaway because what they're doing is they're giving
away a free customized home security system. The entire bundle
is free. All you need to do is use their
low cost central station monitoring system. You get professional installation again,
free led touchscreen pad, ten contacts, a backup battery, free,
and of course that service plan fully protected. First forty

(00:48):
collars right now down pound two to fifty keyword alarm me.
That's pound two to fifty keyword alarm me. You have
nothing to lose by just asking a few questions. That's
pound two fifty keyword alarm me. Alright, it is that
time again, War of the Roses, and it's all brought
to you by Slowman Slowman's Home Security System. In a minute,
you know, we give away just a couple of these

(01:09):
things a day after War the Roses, a complete Slowman
security setup, free including installation. All you need is the service.
We're gonna give you a chance at that free bundle
after this War of the Roses, because we got the
update on this war from three months ago. And now
the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning Crew presents
War of the Roses.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Hey Scotty, Okay, how are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Good morning to you, sir Scottie.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh yeah, uh hey.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Let me ask you something. When the last time you
bought a mattress.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I will admit it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, let me ask you something when you went in
to buy the mattress. Yeah, did you fall in love
with your mattress salesman?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
That would be a hard note.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And uh, as it was sprawled out over the mattress
trying to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's an awkward experience.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It is because I just.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Went through this a while bag and the woman that
sold me the mattress actually sprawled out as she was
showing it to me, sprawled out over the thing and
rolled around in it.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And I'm going, wow, this is sexy but pretty exciting.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh so it stops right there. It's just sexy. I
see where you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Scotty had the same pretty much the same experience with
this woman named Laurie.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Scotty. Welcome to the show. What the hell's going on
over there?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Well, I went into this mattress store and this beautiful
girl shows me this mattress.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Did you get on the mattress with her? I?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Did you did?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I sat on the edge. I sat on the edge.
It was so awkward, and my wife Marina wasn't there.
For my wife Marina was there, she would have beat
the of the mattress from them.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well, Scotty, did you get on the mattress wi her?
Or did she get on the mattress with you?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Noah, I really did go as far as Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm glad to know that you have a boundary, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
We seemed to get along. I asked her out and
she says, yeah, and have a first date and.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Give me the name of it. What's the name of
the place. Okay, he asked her out on a date.
She said yes. They went on on two dates. And
what happens, Scottie.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well, the dates went really well. Then I start calling her,
texting her, and she goes me, don't hear a thing.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
After you bought the mattress from her? Oh my gosh,
imagine that.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Gosh. I can't wait to meet her. What's her name?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Laurie?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Laurie?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right, here we go, Samantha asked for Laurie. Okay,
I can do that.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Hey, this is Rochelle.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Hi Laurie.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Please all right, no problem, said Laurie.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hi Laurie, how are Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I'm so glad of you.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I'm so glad I got ahold of you. I'm doing well.
Thanks so much for asking. My name is Marie and
I'm calling from Redroses dot Com. I'm calling to let
you know that we have some flowers for you today.
There's a special promotion going on through corporate and I
did you.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hear about it? What do you mean it's a rose promotion?
They didn't? You didn't get the email?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
No, okay, Well, we have a promotion going on where
evidently you've been one of the top sales people that
we have in that specific district that you're in, because
you're one of the top salespeople, Laurie, So congratulations you
get these beautiful roses and congratulations.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Oh my goodness, just check.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Your spam when we get off the phone.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Okay, okay, I can do that.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
What do you think makes you stand out among the rest?

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I would have to say that it's my purple and
tempipedic sales. They're in the top of the region and
so many people lay down on them, fall in love
and guest satisfaction, you know, being able to get people
into a happy sleep at a great cost.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
So how do you.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Get people interested in the mattresses that you're showing them,
because I mean, you are really top top seller.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Well, thank you, thank you. Well, we have a little
process where we have them lay down on like a firm,
a medium, and a sauce, right or really able to
hollend down on people's sleep needs by price point and comfort.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
So when the customers are laying on the various mattresses,
you lay down with them. I'm assuming do you roll
around and show your thong is peeking.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Through your your Lululemon stretch pants and halter, Oh me,
what what? I'm sorry? What would that be? A? Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Na?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
You know, like your push up bra is pushing your
boobs up and it's overflowing onto the mattress next to
the customer's face.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe I don't know. I'm just talking out loud.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Here, My goodness, I.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Know that's something.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, Okay, can I can I come in here?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Real?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, Laurie, my name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm a radio personality in New York City or on
something called War of the Roses. In a minute, we're
going to offer you an incentive in order to allow
us the air this everything's been bleeped out. We have
bleeped out your last name. Where you work? This is
a radio feature that we do in New York City.
And I've got a guy by the name of Scotty
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you know Scotty, Laurie, Scotty you know, let's.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Go to Scotty. Scotty, are you there here?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, Laurie, here's the situation. Scotty called this program. Uh
you guys went out on a couple of dates. He
just wants to know where he stands right now because
you gave him the old ghost review there and he's
wondering what's happened?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, do you think you could fill him in on
what's going on?

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Do you wan't tell me what's happening right now?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Again, I'm the radio recording this, but unless you take
the incentive and sign the deal, we're not going to
be able to air this. You're being recorded, so it
does really doesn't matter. You might as well just take
the call. And if you don't give us your consent,
we can't air you. So I mean, let with that
in mind. Scotty's on the phone.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
So did did you go out with Scotty? Tell us
what happened?

Speaker 8 (07:38):
He called you and set this up.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
He's on the phone right now. He's on the phone
right now, Scott are you there?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Can you say hi to Laurie?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
So, Laurie, what what happened? I thought we went our
dates and about everything looked great. Yeah, that's the text
you and calling you and nothing. Uh?

Speaker 7 (07:57):
The first date was okay.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Go ahead, go ahead?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
It was great.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, is it because I'm in a wheelchair?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, but wheelchair?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, Well, Scottie, I mean if you are in a wheelchair, Sir,
she agreed to go out with you in the first place,
so you must have rolled up to the mattress store
there in the in the wheelchair, So that.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Couldn't be And I don't think it couldn't have been
the wheelchair. You mat her in a wheelchair.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yes, I know, it's awkward because the oxygen tank on.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
LORII.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
What Yeah, yeah, he's in a wheelchair and did have
an oxygen mass He seemed very sweet, very kind, so
you know.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
And it takes a lot of guts to ask somebody out.
So I agreed, you know, we had that's really nice.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Do you think Scotty's handsome.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
He's got a really nice smile and a great personality,
and I just, you know, I felt like, if somebody
can make me laugh like that, then I should definitely
give it a show.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh that's nice, Lorie.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh that's a great story. So what happened.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
It wasn't the wheelchair.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
It wasn't the oxygen tubes or the mask or the wheelchair.
We just didn't click. You know, there's got to be
that certain spark, that certain zazza. It just wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay, So it was there kind of somewhat.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
You were open to seeing if it was there, and
then after you went on two dates, you discovered it's
just no spark there.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
But I tried. Yeah, wow, Laurie, I did.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
I tried.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, Scotty, Yeah yeah, Scotty, Scotty, let's let's like, let's
look at the positive of this.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
There's not a lot of guys that can walk into
a mattress store and pick up a mattress sales.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, there's not a lot of people that can do that.
Not a lot of guys.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That was quite the accomplishment of you rolling on in there.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's impressive. So look and Scotty, if you.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Did it once, you can do it again. Come on,
it doesn't go away.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Amazing, I got it.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
But Laurie, you should have You just should have just
contacted Scotty and John. You should have just told him.
I think Scotty is mature enough to say, Okay, well,
I appreciate trying. Thanks anyway.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Yeah, I tried, but then he just kept on trying
to talk me into going on another date, and so
then I exhausted that, and so.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, we understand, we understand, Laurie. We really appreciate you
taking a call this morning. Okay, we really do.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay, thank you. We're going to take you off the
air and producer Anthony is gonna is gonna hook you up.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Okay, thank you all right, love, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
And Scotty, continue to do what you do, my man.
I will step it up to a furniture store.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
That's APPLIANCEID exactly right, Scotty, anything you'd.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Like to leave on I just want to say two
other people out there, I hope this is encouragement to
just never give up in mind and just keep on trying,
keep on the world.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
All right, you're the you are a mind.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
So where is Scotty almost four months after that call
originally aired. The update on Scotty coming up next. So

(11:40):
here we go with the War the Roses update, episode
two fourteen, entitled Roland in the Deep.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Scotty is doing fantastic.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
He sends his love to Marie, and although he and
Laurie haven't spoken since that call originally aired here on
War the Roses, Scotty did however, meet another woman by
the name of Rebecca and they got their second date
this coming weekend. So not much of an update outside
of the fact that Scotty's doing just.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Great without Lourie.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It has always Scotty. We appreciate you as a listener.
He wants to hear I think it was a beautiful
day by a Kon and so here you go.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Scotty, thanks for being on the Wards Akon
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

True Crime Tonight

True Crime Tonight

If you eat, sleep, and breathe true crime, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT is serving up your nightly fix. Five nights a week, KT STUDIOS & iHEART RADIO invite listeners to pull up a seat for an unfiltered look at the biggest cases making headlines, celebrity scandals, and the trials everyone is watching. With a mix of expert analysis, hot takes, and listener call-ins, TRUE CRIME TONIGHT goes beyond the headlines to uncover the twists, turns, and unanswered questions that keep us all obsessed—because, at TRUE CRIME TONIGHT, there’s a seat for everyone. Whether breaking down crime scene forensics, scrutinizing serial killers, or debating the most binge-worthy true crime docs, True Crime Tonight is the fresh, fast-paced, and slightly addictive home for true crime lovers.

The Joe Rogan Experience

The Joe Rogan Experience

The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.