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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life and now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU
Morning Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:24):
I Marie Hey Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Charlotte lives in Lexington, Kentucky. She listens to us on iHeartRadio.
So tell us about mister Wonderful.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
We met six months ago and he was basically I
don't know. He was my carpeter. He came in my
party needs to be recarpeted, and he seemed really nice.
He asked me out on a couple of dates and
very attractive, had all his hair.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I guess anybody who's worked on my house has not
been hot enough for me to go, hey, what are
you doing later?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Want to catch a movie or get a drink?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Oh, he's got really really beautiful blue eyes and kind
of those sturdy sandy blonde hair.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Great can In the email to Marie and I you're
you're recently divorced two years ago, correct?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And uh is this a rebound? Have you been dating a.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Lot in the last year, girl?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
No, I hadn't really dated a lot. You know, you
try and you kind of close up after you get divorced.
So he was one of the very few people that
made me laugh. And the more that we kind of
go out and hang out, it ends up just kind
of just being about, you know, sex.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It sounds like it's it's all what whoa what what
did you say? Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Stopped, stop me for a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yes, the SDXE.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
So you need to tell me you're dating, but you've
never gone out on an actual date, Marie.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Why do I forget the feeling that the date is
about hooking up?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is that true? Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, I for.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Me, I don't want it to be, but I think
for him it is. So I just I want to
get on the same page, okay, because I feel like
something's not right.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What's the carpet man's name?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Thanks? Al?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Al? Yeah, okay, let's see if Al's cheating or not. Charlotte,
are you ready emotionally, physically, spiritually? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I have my glass of wine I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wow, hi Ell, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm all right? How about you good?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
My name is Marine. I'm calling from Red Roses dot Com. Okay,
I'm just calling to let you know that we are
wanting to give you a dozen long stem roses today.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Do you want to give me a dozen?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yes, sir, you and I'll tell you why. We're here
locally in Lexington, Kentucky, which I know you are too.
You're in Lexington?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Uh yeah, Corbyn. But what can I do for you today?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Well, we're just wanting to give you a dozen long
stem roses. There's a way to get our name out
there and get everybody talking about us. We appreciate your
word of mouth. If you could, we greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, that's fine. What's it gonna cost me?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Though we just asked it?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You talk about us on your Facebook page or your
instagrammy and your snapchatty if you have any of those.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Else I'm afraid I don't have any. You won't believe
I'm still in al.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You are my goodness.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ways out there?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's sure, I guess it is.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You tell your friends, your neighbors, anything like that. We
greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now, help me understand though. So I get these roses.
You know I'm not paying for them. I'm not, you know,
paying a delivery fee or anything like that. They're just
to me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, sir, you're not You're not paying a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We're gonna send the roses out. But here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I can't send them to you, al, but you can
send them out to somebody. So where do you think
you want to send these flowers too?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, let's send them to to Charlotte. I gotten I
gotten addressed for you if you want it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, okay, Charlotte's pretty name. And uh, well first, can
I have the message?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, I've gotten address here. If you need it, I
got you you can send them to it.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Yes, I'm gonna get the address, but I just like
the We can attach a note onto these flowers.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
What's the note gonna say?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh? From out?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay? Uh, what's what's the rest of You don't put
anything else on that note card?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh no, I think that'll work. It's from ol too,
Charlotte too, Charlotte from out?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, there it is.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
There's not a lot of nothing in there?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I can yet get to like you love okay, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
At this time, as you just heard, Al is sending
the roses to you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Mm hmmm, who's the fellow on the other side?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
All right, Al, in a minute, Hold give me a minute.
Al Charlotte, what do you want to do? Do you want
to continue with this?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's not ga okay, but there's not a lot of
passion there.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I was gonna say it doesn't. I mean, he didn't
even want to put anything on the car that had
any kind of romantic inclination whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So Al, Hi, my name is Sean. Up here North,
they call me Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality in
New York City. You've been on the phone with Marie.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm all right, You're You're on a national radio program
called War of the Roses. It's something we do every
afternoon here in New York City where people call in
and they've got some discrepancies, they've got some questions, they
need answers regarding their husbands, their lives, their boyfriends, their girlfriends.
Charlotte's been on the phone the entire time as you've
(06:04):
been on the phone with Marie's Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh, I just feel like sometimes it's just about sex
with us, and I thought it was going to be more,
and I don't, I don't, I.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Don't know what to say. The truth is, I might
be making a move coming up before too long. I
got another job offer, and I don't know how it's
going to pan out. And you know, I really enjoy
our time together. But I know you love Lexington. You
just started writing this move is gonna be big for me,
and I know you may not want to go, so
you know, I've been trying not to get too close,
(06:40):
and for that, I'm real sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think I'm in love with Al. I think I've
just fallen in love with Al.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right now, you guys been dating for six months. Alan,
she seems to think it's all just about sex. Now,
you might have this nice sound to you, you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Know this, Come on, that's a nice sounded boy. Yeah yeah,
But let's thank it out to the needy greed. Okay,
let's get down to ol.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Are you are you in it with Charlotte?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Are you in it with Charlotte just for the sex?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not just for the sex, but the sex doesn't hurt?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Okay, Okay, now we know he's on it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He's what I'm worried about is I'm gonna have to
probably this is a great opportunity for me. I'm not
gonna have anything like this in Lexington, and I'm still
living a little bit for me right now, I'm being selfish.
I'll tell you that I don't have a I don't
have a problem hiding it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I just so, Charlotte is not somebody you'd probably want
to bring to Vegas with you.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, I'll send back for when I when the
time's right.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Send back for well.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You know, you all could drive out there together.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
On stage coach.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
What is it gonna be the Pony Express? Some mail
bags to say, all.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Come out out, honey, that's a long drive.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Ol it does out well, come on al She says
she'd go what's the dal Al?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I single a long time before we got together, and
it has been terrific. It really has been a lot
of fun. But I I'm learning a lot about myself
as we do this, and our relationships taught me. I'm
still uh, I'm still single at heart.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh boy, Charlotte, I mean I just thought this was
something more.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Charlotte, this is what you called war the roses fore
Hunt I swear to.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
God, if you do not work this out with Charlotte,
I will fly to Kentucky and give you an ass
whooping Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hell, I may find out something new tomorrow. Go to
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let's get the format update on the last fourth the Roses.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You just tired.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We spoke to Charlotte last night and Al did move
to Las Vegas permanently with that new job, and sadly
he not to our surprise. Sadly he did not bring
Charlotte to Vegas, and in fact it's worse she never
heard from him again. Charlotte, however, is back out on
the dating scene right now giving it another shot. So
(10:24):
all you Carpridger's out there, you got somebody looking for you.
There it is the update.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
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