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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses. Hey want to remind
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hi, Marie Hi, Scott's terrible, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It is terrible and creepy, incredibly concerning.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Absolutely Four days ago, I came home early and I
couldn't get in the house and I was banging on
the door, and finally Audrey let me in, and I Audrey,
your wife, right, yeah, Audrey, my wife finally let me
in and I could tell something was wrong. She was acting,
I don't know, she just wasn't herself. So I asked
her if something was going on. She said nothing, and
(00:53):
we sat down started watching TV. But I was still
pretty unsettled. I knew something was happening.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, are you okay, Scott?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, we have a security cam in the living room.
I went back and checked it, and as I went
through the video from that night, I saw what appeared
to be a man looming over us from the balcony.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It looks to be Oh my god, what am I
going to do now? He came home early. Where do
I go? I can't go through the living room.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
But how did this guy get out?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
The only way I think he'd gotten out was through
the upstairs back balcony.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Wouldn't your wife know that you had cameras?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I thought about that too, But good question you've had.
We've had the cameras since we moved in together. She
probably just forgot that they were even there.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, because I have cameras in my living room, all
over my house, and I literally my wife and I
never talk about it. In fact, I forget sometimes that
the cameras are actually shooting us.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That's scary.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, sometimes we put the cameras to use.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
If you know what I say.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, here we go. Okay, Hello, Hi, Audrey, how are you.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I'm good good.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
My name is Marie.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm calling to let you know that we have a
dozen long stem roses for you, and I just need
to have an address. Wow, And I'll explain. We're a
local company here in Eaton Town. We get a list
of names from people in the area. And this is
just sort of like a promotional vehicle that our company
has come up with what we call random people in
(02:40):
the in the area, just to let them know who
we are and that we're just starting out our business
here and we'd love to have you as a customer
in the future. They're free, fantastic. Yeah, so, I don't know,
if you're married, we can send them to your husband.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Friend.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, So do you have anybody that fits that description?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yes, I do, Okay, Mac Max and may see in cat.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh Mac as in big Mac.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes, that's his name.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
His name is Mac.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
And it's funny you should mention big Mac because that's
actually my nickname for him, and we laughed about it
all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You're kidding, how weird that I said big Mac and
that's what you call him because I.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Guess he's got a big mac.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh yeah, not like.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
A quarter pound of the cheese or a fishlet.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
It's a big mac.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's a big mac. Oh gosh, you're a hoot.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
So you Oh thanks? Hey, you know what, can't take
things too seriously.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
People take things way too serious nowadays, am I right?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Ah right, Just come on, half.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Fun, do your thing forget about your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Just have fun.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
What do you mean you're married?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Oh? No, me, I'm not married. I've been married three times.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So you're an expert.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I guess you'd say.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So, I guess, and probably you're gonna be was is
this your first marriage? Second marriage?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yes, you're married to Mac.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Marie.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Mary, it's Marie.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
And what do you need me?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I just need need.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
To have a little message that you want to put
on the for your husband.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Mac.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I love you and thank you for understanding.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Ah okay, right now, let's bring Scott in on the call.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Scott, are you there?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes? Could I just talk to give me.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Give me one second. I'm gonna give you a chance
to talk to her in a second. Audrey, my name's
Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality here in New York
City on w k T Radio. And you're you been
talking to my co host Marie. Now Marie's not She's
not with a rose company or a floral store. She's
actually with this radio station with a feature called War
of the Roses where we catch cheaters.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, Audrey, Okay, Audrey.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I heard everything suspected this for a long time, So
I guess we really need to try to talk this
out because I want a divorce.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I am so, so so sorry. We only met for
dinner a few times. Kman absolutely nothing to me.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
You said I love you and thank you for understanding.
What does that supposed to me?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
He just does the thing to take no for an
answer with him.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
He's never been in the house.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I guess you forgot that we installed security cameras a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Okay, Audrey, Yeah, I don't think she.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
The video was taken the night that I came home early.
All the doors were locked and I was banging on
the doors, and.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
He tells us that you were acting incredibly suspicious, very
strange that night.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Audrey. This is the perfect time now to just come
clean exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just come clean, all right?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
You want the truth? Yeah, you were not the man
that I fell in love with. You're not the man
that I agreed to spend the rest of my life
with no physical compact.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Was putting the roof over your head and food in
your mouth and close.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
On your back, Audrey, Audrey, there was a strange man
in your bed, in his bed, in your own.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
All he does is come home.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yes, I'm sorry, Audrey, I want a divorce. I'm done.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I just need a real man to show me a
little bit of compassion, a little bit of understanding, a
little bit of caressing, a man who really appreciates me.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
One eight hundred two four five one oh three five.
I just want to hear from the listeners what they
have to say. And no remorse. No remorse doesn't feel
bad at all. Another man in your husband's bed.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well, go ahead and kiss up the two of years.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, alrighty, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
One eight hundred two four five one oh three five.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Scott.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
We we hope we've helped.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I don't know what else to say. I'm pretty dreamed, okay,
all right,