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April 10, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
All you gotta do is use their.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
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(00:53):
to fifty. Remember the keyword is Slomans. And Now The
Hollywood Hamilton Show and the K ten Morning Crew presents
War of the Roses. War the Roses brought to you
by Sloman's, the Tri State's most trusted home and office
alarm company, and again today we are giving away a
complete system for free. All you need to do is

(01:15):
use their monitoring system. That is it, and you get
the complete system free pound two fifty keyword alarm me.
That's pound two fifty keyword alarm me. And here we
go war the Roses, followed by the three month update
on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Wait, how are you doing.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
To hear this story?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, I am, I'm ready to hear what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
And why you're calling here?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
We have the text cheating aunt. Yeah, I got it
right here, says h This is from Stanley, as you
can see here, Marie, Yeah, my wife is in Vegas
with friends for three weeks. Kids are at a friend's
house and I have the whole to myself. Sends the
text to you and you go, Stanley, who are you
inviting to your house?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Who wrote name your price? He did, so he's totally
onto what's just happened.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
He realizes that.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He's accidentally sends the text to Emma.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, and he's bribing me to keep a secret.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
But yeah, but you took the cash from what the
email you took to hear the story. Emma, the email
you sent to get on the show. It said that
you bribed him five hundred. You got the five hundred.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Cash, right, Yes, it's really not okay.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
She says, and you have you got to give me
your porsche for the summer. And if this doesn't happen
by the time Aunt Sarah comes back, you're screwed.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So my aunt, she takes an annual trip with some
of her friends from college and my uncle. He gave
me the five hundred, but he never gave me the porsche.
I don't feel like that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, there are no wrong with this moment. I just
don't even know where to start, you begin.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's like a really burdensome secret, you know, like that's
not worth five hundred dollars. That's not enough, just not fair.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
He could press charges on you as well.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't think my aunt will let him do that.
My mother doesn't know. I think she's gonna understand.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
If he sends the flowers to his wife, Okay, we
hang up the phone.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
We hang up the phone and let them handle it. Okay,
here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Hi Yes, I'm calling for Stanley speaking. My name is Marie.
I'm calling from red Roses dot com.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, boopy, dude.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I am calling to let you know that you have
a dozen long stam roses.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Coming your way.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And they're freedom, They're free.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm sorry, Well, they are free as a way just
to say hello and let you know that we're in business.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
We're a local company here.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
And what's a catch.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, gosh, don't just give me a second here, Stanley.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You calling me here the telemark Can you tell me
what's the pitches?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, I'm trying to tell you, Stanley that really the
only thing we ask in return for these three flowers
is that you just talk about us to your family
and friends. We'd really appreciate more business.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I'm not going to my email address, my credit card number.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm not going to ask you for a credit card
or your email address. This is just like word of mouth.
We trust you and we appreciate any kind of business
you can send our way.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Can you send them to me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I wish I could, Stanley, but I can't. I need
I need to have a name and address of someone
that you would like to send flowers.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
To to my wife.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, and what's your wife's name?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
So us and Yonker is in fourth Street.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay and Yonkers. Got it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
He's going to get these in twenty four hours, unless
your niece, Emma, wants to personally pick them up from
us and hand deliver them to your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The game begins in three two one.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
You know your girlfriend, the one that you were going
to meet privately, and instead your niece got the text.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think personally all of you guys are a piece
of work.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Emma.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, he's sending them to your aunt.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Stanley.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
My name is Hollywood Hamilton. I'm from k TU Radio
here in New York City. You've been talking, Hold on, hold,
give me a minute. You've been talking to a person
by the name of.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Marie, as you know.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
But Marie doesn't work with a floral company. She works
with a radio station. And on that radio station we
do this bit called war the Roses. Emma, where do
you want to go from here? Now? That's all I'm
going to tell him. Okay, this is this is totally
on you to handle at this point.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Got it, I'll go Stanley, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Em I just wanted to let you know that, I
still know, I still remember, and I'm still waiting.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
The keys.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
All right, all right, I'm hanging up the phone. I'm
gonna call you in a minute. You better be.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
There, Okay, I will be.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Alrighty one eight two four five, one oh three five.
He's hung up the phone. He's hung up.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Emma, Hi, Hi, I want to punch her. I want
to punch her.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
What are you talking about. I'm not the one who's cheating.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Taking you know, you should be doing the right thing.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You should be going to your mom.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
You should be going to your aunt, the two of
you going together with your mom, side by side, sticking
up for your aunt. Instead, you're keeping it quiet since
the summer for the cash for money, had a car.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I mean what, I have to get something out of this.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
And no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Out a little criminal, little criminal. Yeah, it's either one
or the other, you know, keep your mouth shut or
go to your aunt, you know. But no, you you've
had for this aunt, Sarah. I want to find her.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well six weeks eventually, all right, yeah, well you're on
the radio now, so we're gonna check back with you
in six weeks.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I want to punch her. I want to punch her.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
All right, let's talk update on the War of the
Roses you just turned a minute ago. Let's begin with
the fact that, well, first of all, last night, we
learned since that initial phone call happened four months ago.
Number one Stanley was pretty wealthy. We learned that last
night when we talked to Hima. Number two Emma just
had a birthday this past February. Turns out that Stanley

(07:44):
ended up signing the car's title over to Emma for
her nineteenth birthday. And that is exactly how he was
able to explain why he would even do such a thing.
And while speaking with Emma last night, she told us
that she has no plans to even think about opening
up her mouth whatsoever, only because she's enjoying quote unquote

(08:05):
the car way too much. Wow. War of the Roses
brand new only War of Roses tomorrow, seven thirty five.
Okay to you,
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