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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses again.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
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series and iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hi, I'm so sorry you're having trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I've been with my boyfriend Joe for about two years.
He promised me we'd be married by now. I caught
him cheating almost a year ago.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh boy, last.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Time I caught him. I looked on his computer and
I saw that he was in internet chat with another woman,
and I saw from what they were passing back in
the letter.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Said, you let him go on that one. You let
that one slide? Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah? I forget, you know, you forgive people. Sometimes people
learn from mistakes and the relationship can be even better. Right,
So I figured he said he loved me, he said
he wanted to marry me, that it was a big mistake,
that he was just getting scared. So I decided to
give him another chance. I let it go. And here
we are a year later, and he's still hasn't asked
(01:05):
me to marry him, and I think he's cheating again.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Online online again with the online Tinder.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So I created a fake profile on Tinder to see
if I matched up with him. And I made it
really specific, you know, said I liked his type, made
it within three miles of.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Him, within three miles.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, yeah, because we don't live together. So and we
matched up.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Wow with this fake with this fake identity that you've created.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, I pretended to be someone named Angel.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Your name is Angel? Yeah, okay, okay? And Angel lives
within three miles of Joe.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And here's the good part. Angel and Joe have been
interacting to the past three weeks and they finally changed numbers,
and so here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, oh, this is perfect, This is perfect.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Oh boy, can you tell me a little bit about Angel.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Angels f five seven, blonde, very busty. Wow, she's a
cocktail waitresses at a bar in Manhattan. She's trying to
be a bikini model.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She has he seen a picture of Angel.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, I grabbed a couple of pictures of some model
in Connecticut. Some player took a bunch of cocky pictures.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He all right, you got you got this? What's the
end goal? Here for you, Claire?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
For everyone to know what she did? To me, I
want to do it publicly. I want to break up.
I'm done. I want to break up with him, but
I want to do it publicly after what he put
me through, and I've got all our friends with and
his coworkers.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Of course you do.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hello, Hi is this Joe? Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's Angel?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh? Hi Angel. I was wondering if you were going
to call.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I know, finally got some free time that I could
give you a call, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Thought, why not.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm so happy you did. I really enjoyed your pictures
you did. Yeah, a little nervous.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I am a little nervous, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You've got a little miss piggy thing going on.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh, don't be I like it. Oh thanks, Yeah, I'm
liking it.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
That's so sweet of you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm just getting ready to leave work. Actually, why are
you around? Well?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I mean I am.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm supposed to go to this modeling thing for bartender thing.
I don't even I don't even know. I got to
read the email again. But I can maybe meet you
before I go, or I might be able to meet
you after.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
All. Right, Well, maybe we could slow it down a
little bit, and you can tell me a little bit
about yourself. I know you do modeling. What else do
you do?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I also clean horses. I groom them.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Wow, that's an odd combination for a model to go
from tending bar to washing horses.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, you know I love horses. I love riding.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
You do?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Are you a writer?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Never?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In my life, you've never wrote ridden a horse.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I've never ridden a horse. I'm born and raised in
the city.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I'm so nervous. What I almost like to have you
roden a horse? I don't even make sense.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, that's not such good grammar. So you say it
a few days. What did you have in mind?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You know what I I've never been to the torch
of the Liberty thing.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You mean the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yes, I've never been there. I would love to get I.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Don't think you will. I don't think you can go
up into the torch. I think the crown is about
as high as you can go.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well why not?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I think some years ago the arm was getting loose
and they decided that they would only let tourists go
up to the crown where the observation part is yew,
So that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Arm could fall.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Sure, what about the Staten Island Fairy. I've never ridden
the Staten Island Fairy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's pretty boring. Do you do you do anything more
exciting than that?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Ouch, that's not very nice.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I mean, well, come on, let's get things somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
What is wrong? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Wrong with me? I thought you wanted to do some
fun things.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I am doing fun things.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Going to the arm of that liberty bell lady and
then going to ride the faerry.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I mean that's romance.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm sorry, I'll be a little nicer.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, I don't appreciate that. That was really mean. Well,
I mean, what if I ask Claire about this? Let's
see if she has the same experience as me.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
What if you ask who Claire? Claire?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Claire are there?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You're nothing but a lying, time wasting scumbag who sold
two years of my precious life.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Joe.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yes, Angel, Angel is Claire, Claire is Angel and I'm
Sean Hollywood Hamilton, and that angel is actually Marie.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She helps me with something called were the Roses. I'm
Katie and guess what. Yeah, you've been caught like you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Could ever get anybody that looks like that? You're so pathetic.
I'm so happy I'm ending this. I'm just glad everybody
knows what a douchebag.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You are, Joe.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's got every one of your friends listening.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, that's what she said. Every one of your friends
is listening right now.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You can't put this on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
In a minute, We're gonna offer you an incentive, and
if you take the incentive, we're gonna be able to
air the call. You're actually not live right now, you're
being recorded, Joe, so stand by. We're gonna take you
off the recording now to talk to you about the incentive.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Don't ever call me again. Take me off your phone.
You were going to be lonely your whole life.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
And you know what, you can take Angel off your
list too, do she?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
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Speaker 1 (07:39):
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