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Speaker 1 (00:03):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Say right to this any character.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's not a way to introduce somebody on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Say hello, is mister Zaney. Do you have a name?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah? Dave?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hi, how are you good? Good? How's it going with you?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
She completely ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Like, what I find interesting is your first date. I've
never heard of a virtual date. You met on match
dot com?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, we met on match and then we did like
a virtual coffee date. Zoom. I wasn't Duggan donuts. I
mean with you, I don't really like people that drinks Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right, Dave, on a virtual date, what happens? Do you
set the camera up while you're shipping your coffee?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
And well, no, I was on I was on my tablet.
You know. She seemed like a nice girl. But I'm
a little bit of a.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Big guy, okay, like a big teddy bear, right.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, kind of. But I'm not really tall, like
I'm only like five to four and I weigh two
hundred pounds, so.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, you know, all right, all right, I'm a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
On a halfy side. But I've been doing jiu jitsu
for the last year and I've actually lost forty seven pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's awesome. Good for you. You're going to keep up
the good work.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Then, yeah, yeah, I love jiu JITs too. You know,
it's hard to changed my life for around now.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, okay, God, Marie's on her ledge break. Honestly, I
think you're adorable. I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Bust my chop.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, I think you're adorable. I just want to help you.
So now what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Where my call? Where? Where? Hold on? Where did you go?
For the second date?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I took her to this really nice Tinian restaurant by me,
very affluent place, and she smelled very good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's important.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And it was a very expensive bill, and I thought,
you know, we kicked it off great. She she ate, well,
she has.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's good than a woman who doesn't want to eat.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
She she got the chicken to cote. The next morning,
I'm like, hey, I'm like, I had a great time
last night, just wondering, you know, like when, like when
are we going to see each other again? And I
didn't get anything back, and I was worried. Oh my god.
I text her too early, like stop.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Stop stop stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, we understand, but but you do realize that in normal,
everyday the dating life is things like this happen and
you just move on with your life. She not returning
your calls, she's not she's not getting back to you
with the text.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
From what we understand, and just let it go. Just
move on, man.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean like I kind of like her, Like she's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know, I know, I know, but it's it's sweet day.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Thank you. I wish she would think that too.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Come on, you want to make the call, tell me
about it. What's your name? The girl? The woman?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Denise?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Denise?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh, come on, but people that love Starbucks shouldn't be
hanging out with people who like ducking donuts. You know
it started off on the wrong Foott's.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Agree with you all. I hate people from Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hello, Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
My name is Marie. I'm calling from Red Roses dot com.
We are giving you a dozen long stemm Roses today
free of charge.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your name was choked, you know what?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, no, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much, but
I'm just not interest.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, stop, she hung up, She hung up. Okay, reposition everyone,
and let's go.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I do not take solicitors calls.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Stop. Okay, okay, but I just hung up. She hung
up again, She hung up again. Okay, We're gonna call
one more time. David. Are you there. Yes, typical Starbucks person.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, people that go to Dunkin Donuts. They don't act
like this and take three, take three.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, listen to me, Listen
to me, don't hang up, don't hang up. My name
is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
O K to you.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're on something called War the Roses. It's a feature
that we do on this station. It's whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Old, give me, give me one second, Give me one second.
You're not on the radio. But later on this app
to noon, we're going to put you on the radio.
If only you give us your consent. We can't put
you on the radio. We're going to offer you an incentive.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do you know a guy named Dave?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Why?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, because Dave gave us a call here and wanted
us to give you a call. In fact, he's on
the line, Dave. Do you want to say hi?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I don't know I've been texting you, I've been calling you,
so I figured, why not do that?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Nothing to say to you. I don't want to text
with you or talk to you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We tried to explain that to him. We tried to
explain that to him. You've obviously you've moved on. You've
moved crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Why am I crazy?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
When the situation Dave is crazy? I went on two
dates with you, and it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Was actually three because we have the virtual one.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh, the virtual one where I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
You were it is it my like? Like?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Is it my height? My way? Like? What is it like? Why? Like?
Like you completely changed? Okay, well reached to being honest
and but you could have told me that through text
or or a phone call saying work, you're too short.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You're too exactly exactly listen, I I it was. I didn't.
I didn't want to hurt your feelings. When I saw
you in person, and quite frankly, it pretty much just
came up to my chest.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I kind of was just how tall are you, Denise?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm five eight, okay, okay, so he's five four.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So was it his height that bothered you?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, you don't mind dating a man that's shorter than you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well not really, Okay, that's great. Well was it his
was it his weight?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
He's a little he's a little happy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But no, okay, well what was it?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Well, you are missing quite a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
That was a little.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, come again.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
He must have had some pop up veneers in his
mouth during the virtual date. He had teeth, but when
we met in person, I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I can't see.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, let me see if we can get this straight, David,
you have zero teeth in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Let's no, it's not that I have zero teeth. I
have back teeth. So yes, on a virtual date, I
did have to pop in veneers, but I thought, you know,
when her let's see the real me. I'm getting implants
literally on Wednesday, okay, So like you could have if
you were a nice person.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Couldn't deal, Dave. I am a nice person, but I
cannot unsee what I saw, Dave?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What are you doing showing up to a date with
no teeth?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is not a joke. My dog, I have a
little dog. My mom just passed away, so I inherit.
I inherited her dog, and the dog ate like the
fake pop in veneers. I didn't have them, and I
don't want to cancel the day because I don't want
to like be a jersey.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You're kidding me. You can't even write the what Oh
my gosh, you should have waited for the dennist to
put in your teeth. Can you give him a shot?
Can you give him another shot?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I taunted by the vision of a man eating spaghetti
with no teeth.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
He was coming all out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
All right, bye bye, bye bye, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
God, I'm happy. I'm getting my teeth on Wednesday. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
When you get your new teeth. I gotta go. Where
are they now?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Four months later, the update on that one next on
k t you to hook up the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's just say, why that one thing you couldn't have
waited for? The teeth? That was something big I know.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And now he's turned into a stalker. I've got the
update on the War of the Roses. A good point, Marie,
good point. So the first date you know, you heard
the War of Roses. First date was a coffee date,
and he had his teeth in and then his dog
got ahold of his teeth and he lost his teeth,
and he didn't want to miss out on the date,
so he went ahead with a date anyways, when he
could have very well, like Marie pointed out, could have
called it off right and everything would have been well.
(09:07):
But what he did was, of course, that war the
Roses was four months old. What he did was he
ended up getting his new teeth, right, It was like
eight days later he got his new teeth. He went
over to her place and he she didn't want to
see him anymore, and he said he was forcing, practically forcing.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
His teeth down her mouth because he didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Want she She didn't literally she goes, She goes, go away.
I don't want to see you any longer. But I
got my he know, he's standing out in the front yard.
I got my new teeth. I got my new teeth.
Please let me show you my new teeth, she says,
go away. It got so bad that a week later
he was coming by every day and he wouldn't catch
the hint that she didn't want to see him with
(09:47):
teeth or without teeth.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
She didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
There didn't matter, doesn't matter at this point that she
had to get a restraining order.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
She would, Oh no, she got a restraining order. Again.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's how bad that guy was. And you know, I'm
he's just was so proud of his teeth. I kind
of feel bad for him because he was very proud
of his new teeth. Initially, I was gonna say, I
feel really sorry for this guy, but now that he's
stalking her, it's a whole other level.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You must you must quit teeth. And by the way,
here's a question we all own dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
When was the last time your dog actually and yeah,
and takes not only took his teeth, but would a
dog actually enjoy fake teeth?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Did you want him? A whole other level right there. Yeah,
that's basically War of the Roses, just a whole lot
of weirdness.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I've heard of dog eating your homework, but not dog
taking your teeth.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Tomorrow and all new, brand new War the Roses seven
thirty five right here on k T you
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Say right to this any character.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's not a way to introduce somebody on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Say hello, is mister Zaney. Do you have a name?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah? Dave?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hi, how are you good? Good? How's it going with you?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
She completely ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Like, what I find interesting is your first date. I've
never heard of a virtual date. You met on match
dot com?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, we met on match and then we did like
a virtual coffee date. Zoom. I wasn't Duggan donuts. I
mean with you, I don't really like people that drinks Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Right, Dave, on a virtual date, what happens? Do you
set the camera up while you're shipping your coffee?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
And well, no, I was on I was on my tablet.
You know. She seemed like a nice girl. But I'm
a little bit of a.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Big guy, okay, like a big teddy bear, right.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, kind of. But I'm not really tall, like
I'm only like five to four and I weigh two
hundred pounds, so.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, you know, all right, all right, I'm a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
On a halfy side. But I've been doing jiu jitsu
for the last year and I've actually lost forty seven pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's awesome. Good for you. You're going to keep up
the good work.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Then, yeah, yeah, I love jiu JITs too. You know,
it's hard to changed my life for around now.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, okay, God, Marie's on her ledge break. Honestly, I
think you're adorable. I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Bust my chop.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, I think you're adorable. I just want to help you.
So now what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Where my call? Where? Where? Hold on? Where did you go?
For the second date?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I took her to this really nice Tinian restaurant by me,
very affluent place, and she smelled very good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's important.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And it was a very expensive bill, and I thought,
you know, we kicked it off great. She she ate, well,
she has.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's good than a woman who doesn't want to eat.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
She she got the chicken to cote. The next morning,
I'm like, hey, I'm like, I had a great time
last night, just wondering, you know, like when, like when
are we going to see each other again? And I
didn't get anything back, and I was worried. Oh my god.
I text her too early, like stop.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Stop stop stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, we understand, but but you do realize that in normal,
everyday the dating life is things like this happen and
you just move on with your life. She not returning
your calls, she's not she's not getting back to you
with the text.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
From what we understand, and just let it go. Just
move on, man.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean like I kind of like her, Like she's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know, I know, I know, but it's it's sweet day.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Thank you. I wish she would think that too.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Come on, you want to make the call, tell me
about it. What's your name? The girl? The woman?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Denise?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Denise?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh, come on, but people that love Starbucks shouldn't be
hanging out with people who like ducking donuts. You know
it started off on the wrong Foott's.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Agree with you all. I hate people from Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hello, Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
My name is Marie. I'm calling from Red Roses dot com.
We are giving you a dozen long stemm Roses today
free of charge.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your name was choked, you know what?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, no, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much, but
I'm just not interest.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, stop, she hung up, She hung up. Okay, reposition everyone,
and let's go.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I do not take solicitors calls.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Stop. Okay, okay, but I just hung up. She hung
up again, She hung up again. Okay, We're gonna call
one more time. David. Are you there. Yes, typical Starbucks person.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, people that go to Dunkin Donuts. They don't act
like this and take three, take three.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, listen to me, Listen
to me, don't hang up, don't hang up. My name
is Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'm a radio personality in New
York City.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
O K to you.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You're on something called War the Roses. It's a feature
that we do on this station. It's whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Old, give me, give me one second, Give me one second.
You're not on the radio. But later on this app
to noon, we're going to put you on the radio.
If only you give us your consent. We can't put
you on the radio. We're going to offer you an incentive.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do you know a guy named Dave?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Why?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, because Dave gave us a call here and wanted
us to give you a call. In fact, he's on
the line, Dave. Do you want to say hi?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I don't know I've been texting you, I've been calling you,
so I figured, why not do that?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Nothing to say to you. I don't want to text
with you or talk to you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We tried to explain that to him. We tried to
explain that to him. You've obviously you've moved on. You've
moved crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Why am I crazy?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
When the situation Dave is crazy? I went on two
dates with you, and it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Was actually three because we have the virtual one.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh, the virtual one where I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
You were it is it my like? Like?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Is it my height? My way? Like? What is it like? Why? Like?
Like you completely changed? Okay, well reached to being honest
and but you could have told me that through text
or or a phone call saying work, you're too short.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You're too exactly exactly listen, I I it was. I didn't.
I didn't want to hurt your feelings. When I saw
you in person, and quite frankly, it pretty much just
came up to my chest.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I kind of was just how tall are you, Denise?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm five eight, okay, okay, so he's five four.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So was it his height that bothered you?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, you don't mind dating a man that's shorter than you.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well not really, Okay, that's great. Well was it his
was it his weight?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
He's a little he's a little happy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But no, okay, well what was it?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Well, you are missing quite a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
That was a little.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, come again.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
He must have had some pop up veneers in his
mouth during the virtual date. He had teeth, but when
we met in person, I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I can't see.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, let me see if we can get this straight, David,
you have zero teeth in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Let's no, it's not that I have zero teeth. I
have back teeth. So yes, on a virtual date, I
did have to pop in veneers, but I thought, you know,
when her let's see the real me. I'm getting implants
literally on Wednesday, okay, So like you could have if
you were a nice person.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Couldn't deal, Dave. I am a nice person, but I
cannot unsee what I saw, Dave?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What are you doing showing up to a date with
no teeth?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is not a joke. My dog, I have a
little dog. My mom just passed away, so I inherit.
I inherited her dog, and the dog ate like the
fake pop in veneers. I didn't have them, and I
don't want to cancel the day because I don't want
to like be a jersey.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You're kidding me. You can't even write the what Oh
my gosh, you should have waited for the dennist to
put in your teeth. Can you give him a shot?
Can you give him another shot?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I taunted by the vision of a man eating spaghetti
with no teeth.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
He was coming all out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
All right, bye bye, bye bye, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
God, I'm happy. I'm getting my teeth on Wednesday. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
When you get your new teeth. I gotta go. Where
are they now?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Four months later, the update on that one next on
k t you to hook up the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's just say, why that one thing you couldn't have
waited for? The teeth? That was something big I know.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And now he's turned into a stalker. I've got the
update on the War of the Roses. A good point, Marie,
good point. So the first date you know, you heard
the War of Roses. First date was a coffee date,
and he had his teeth in and then his dog
got ahold of his teeth and he lost his teeth,
and he didn't want to miss out on the date,
so he went ahead with a date anyways, when he
could have very well, like Marie pointed out, could have
called it off right and everything would have been well.
(09:07):
But what he did was, of course, that war the
Roses was four months old. What he did was he
ended up getting his new teeth, right, It was like
eight days later he got his new teeth. He went
over to her place and he she didn't want to
see him anymore, and he said he was forcing, practically forcing.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
His teeth down her mouth because he didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Want she She didn't literally she goes, She goes, go away.
I don't want to see you any longer. But I
got my he know, he's standing out in the front yard.
I got my new teeth. I got my new teeth.
Please let me show you my new teeth, she says,
go away. It got so bad that a week later
he was coming by every day and he wouldn't catch
the hint that she didn't want to see him with
(09:47):
teeth or without teeth.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
She didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
There didn't matter, doesn't matter at this point that she
had to get a restraining order.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
She would, Oh no, she got a restraining order. Again.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's how bad that guy was. And you know, I'm
he's just was so proud of his teeth. I kind
of feel bad for him because he was very proud
of his new teeth. Initially, I was gonna say, I
feel really sorry for this guy, but now that he's
stalking her, it's a whole other level.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You must you must quit teeth. And by the way,
here's a question we all own dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
When was the last time your dog actually and yeah,
and takes not only took his teeth, but would a
dog actually enjoy fake teeth?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Did you want him? A whole other level right there. Yeah,
that's basically War of the Roses, just a whole lot
of weirdness.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I've heard of dog eating your homework, but not dog
taking your teeth.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Tomorrow and all new, brand new War the Roses seven
thirty five right here on k T you
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.