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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now The Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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We're talking real stories, real calls, real madness, all animated.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's iHeartRadio dot com slash War of the Roses. All right,
so here we go. We got the update on episode
two seventy four, entitled Unmatched.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, so I called up because I met this guy
Zach on Match dot Com and I really really like him,
and he seems to really really like me a lot,
and things seem to be going well. And I looked
back on Match last night and he's he's back on there,
and I mean, it's profiles up and it looks like
he's looking for brother women's So I'm upset about the
(00:55):
whole situation.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, I cannot former cheating.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know if this is cheating or not.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
They only three dates.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, I mean, did you keep your profile up?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No? Because he seemed like it seemed like we have
we we connected, you know, he liked me a lot.
I mean it was, so I took my profile down
and I just expected his to be down.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You're still active, You're on the thing still, right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You could see it through other peoples. You don't have
to log into yourself. You can go onto your friend's profile.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Oh oh, so you went on your friends to check
to see if Zach was on or not, and that's
when you saw that he was still on. He's on.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean he's on, and he's poppy little, he's a
little sneaky there. Hi, am just beside myself.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Hi, Yes, I'm calling for Zach.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You're speaking to him.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Hi, Zach, how are you?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm doing fine? How are you good?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
My name is Marie and I'm calling from Redroses dot com.
We're uh, we're a local company here in Jersey. We
get a list of names from from a company and
we pick one randomly and we give them a dozen
long stem roses. Is a way to promote our business.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay, what's this going to cost me?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, it's not going to cost you anything, and that's
why I'm calling you. This is sort of like a
promotional vehicle that our company developed. Uh, it's working really
really well for us and We're hoping that you can
help us out. We're going to give you a dozen
long stem roses, and the only thing we ask in return, Zach,
is if you talk about us on your social media
like Facebook or Instagram.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And you're not looking for any credit card, wallet, money, anything.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No, no, nothing, not gonna You're not gonna be charged.
We're not going to ask you for any personal information.
The only thing we ask is that you just talk
about us on your social media. That's that's it, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
How do you verify that I'm even posting this song
on like Instagram or Facebook? That means you need my
my info or no.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Now you know what we're gonna We're gonna just take
you for your word, your honesty.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I could do that for you. That's fine.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Do you have anyone that you would like to send
these roses to because we can get the get it
to them in about forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Uh Michelle, Okay, all right, you know I'll get the
address in a minute.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But what do you want to say on the card
because we'll attach a card for you.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Had a great time the other night, Look to look
forward to seeing you soon.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Okay, I had a great time the other night, came
forward to seeing you soon got that written down?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Huh, what the hell is going on to Amy? I
heard it. I am really really really upset.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you know, you know it might have come to this,
and now you know what we need to do. We
need to explain to Zach where we're at here and
what we're doing. Zach, you've been speaking to Marie. With her,
she's actually with a radio station, and that radio station's
k TU in New York City. You're on a feature,
Zach called War of the Roses, which is a cheaters
cheaters feature, And I'm gonna give you an incentive in
(04:11):
order for you to give us your permission to air
the call. But first I want you to hear us out,
and then if you don't want the call air, we
won't air it and you don't take the incentive. But
with that being said, Amy's been on the phone the
entire time while you've been speaking with Marie.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I mean, who is Michelle and why are you sending
her roses and you're not sending me roses?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, this is out of control.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
She said that you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Had a couple of days you were taking you were
taking your profile down and you're sending roses to who
the hell is Michelle. It's really upsetting, Zach.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, we can I just pump the brakes for a minute.
This is way out of control and not even true. Unfortunately,
she wasn't truthful on her profile. She she said she
was mid thirties, and with all due respect, this girl
was pushing fifty. Okay, what exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
How how old are you, Zach?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
How old are you? I'm thirty eight. Okay, you're not
in your mid thirties. And to boot, you said you
had no children, and you slipped up during the date
said you had two kids. So you know, I don't
think I'll owe you anything at this point.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Frankly, you must admit understood me because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Say I don't misunderstood, and I thought i'd do the
right thing by just vanishing. But since you called me,
we might as well get the soul out in the
open now. On the day, she just wasn't truthful. I mean,
I've got at least a laundry list of things that she.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Was said that she was like, what like what run
it down?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's an investment banker with Morgan Stanley.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh Man, Come on.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I mean really, she said she had no plastic surgery
done and her lips were done too far gone. And honestly, guys,
we want to do this, but she had poor hygiene,
she had poor smell your breast from across the table,
and it was horrendous.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't even know what to say, Amy.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And and on top of all of this, if you
can imagine, her profile picture had to be a minimum
fifteen years old. I mean, this girl was fronting on
all angles.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Come on, it was two years old, twenty two.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh, I'm so sorry, Amy, it looks like it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Uh, it's really nice at all. I mean, this really
really is horrible.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, but you called me. I would have gone away
and ghosted the whole situation, but you called me so.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, but you acted like you liked me and we
were going to be dating.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Oh okay, Well, Amy, you still have your profile picture
up there.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I guess I'm gonna have to we change that profile.
You know what.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Wow, that the truth hurts, But you know what, sometimes
you got to hear it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Amy taken photo.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
There's nothing like there's nothing like being real. In the
long run, it always works out better.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
In the long YEA, does this really mean it's over?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I think so? Amy?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
All right, it's now time for the four month update
on those two.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
First of all, of course, as you can imagine, they
never saw each other again. Still four months later, not
seeing each other. He's not gonna have anything to do
with her. And we found out last night that Amy,
Amy's not even her real name. She told us that
she doesn't even use her real name on match dot com,
which I don't know if that's good or bed, but whatever.
She's back on it and she's using her real name,
(07:37):
which is Stacy. Stacy's her real name, and an updated picture.
She took our advice. She's going one hundred percent real.
Let's see how it works out for Amy, I mean Stacy.
There there it is War the Roses, a brand new,
all new War the Roses.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
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