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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now the Hollywood Hamilton Show and the KTU Morning
Crew presents War of the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
We got the tough guy on line three.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tough guy, what do you mean tough for you?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, that's what you'll get it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Believe me, it is War of the Roses. Are you there, Jake?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No, we understand, Jake.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You have a problem with another fellow by the name
but Aaron, something about a Jim. Talk to us, what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So me and my girl we work out this Jim.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And there's this guy at the gym giving her eyes, checking.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Her out, even offering her help. Okay, she doesn't need
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Now, are we understand? And we understand Jake, We understand
that this guy, uh, this is an old friend of yours.
How long have you and Tina been together. I just
want to get Marie up to speed with the story.
I've already read the email. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We we just started. We started dating like six months ago.
This guy used to be a friend of mine, but
he's not a friend anymore. And I warned this guy.
I've warned him multiple times to stop doing what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm having enough, So.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He's disrespecting you by continuing.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Guys, know when you can tell if another guy is
looking at your girl. I'm like, right in front of me,
get it. She started wearing makeup to the gym and
starting to bring some bells and some alarms to me. Okay,
who wears makeup at the gym?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So what are we doing? We call it? Tina to her?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Actually, I want you. I want you to call Aaron.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I want to see if he actually sends her anything.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't like this guy. I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I don't like him. I don't like the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't like him.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
You don't like him? No, I don't know sense a problem.
I don't have any feelings about him one way or
the other. I mean, I don't know yet. It's an instinct,
male instinct, testosterone instinct.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He just he just sounds like one of those Jim bros.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
As Welsey Evid ends.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Jake really quickly, because you know you're slow as molasses.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna call apparently, what
you want us to do is you want us to
call Aaron, and you want to find out if Aaron
since roses to Tina?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Uh, Jake, what gym do you all?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You three go to? What?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What gym to you?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Three people?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Use?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Plant Fitness?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hi, I'm calling for Aaron.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, this is Aaron.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Hey Aaron, my name is Marie and I am calling
from corporate offices here at Planet Fitness. Am I disturbing you?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No, you're not disturbing me. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
We see that you've been a member for quite a
while and we are just choosing random people's names to
thank them.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I wouldn't say quite a while. I've only joined like
eight months ago.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well that's almost a year, so that's quite a while.
As a thank you, we'd like to give you a
dozen long stemmer roses. These roses are not going to
cost you anything. We're going to pick up the shipping
and handling, and again it's a gift to thank you
for choosing us. So, do you have a name of
(03:32):
somebody that the roses can be sent to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
They have to go to somebody who was a member
of the gym. How does this work?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh no, they don't have to be a member of
the gym. It can be anybody. Do you have a girlfriend,
Maybe you're dating.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Somebody that's right now, I'm playing the field.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Potential girlfriend, somebody that you're maybe interested.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, I got somebody in mind, but I think the
best thing to do would just be to send them
to the gym so that they're waiting for you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Get that, Oh, is somebody at the gym?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, there's one girl that goes to the gym. Her
name is Tina. Going to just leave him at the
front desk, but you know she's really the only day
on weekends.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, no problem, And I'll talk to the manager and
then make sure that they have security available that's going
to be there immediately, because you know, we don't like violence.
Because when Jake finds out that you're sending flowers.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
To his girlfriends, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Are you talking about? Security and Jake?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And what is this you.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Want to send Tina the flowers?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah, you just said Jake, right.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because you can certainly understand the altercation that could occur
after Jake finds out you're sending roses to his girl,
you know, after he's warned you repeatedly not to do so. Aaron,
my name is, My name is Hollywood Hamilton. I'm with
a radio station, w k TU in New York City.
You're on something called War the Roses. It's uh, it's
(05:02):
a kind of a cheater show. We've got Jake on
the other line with us right now. Jake, are you there.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I told you to stop talking to my.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Girl, Tina's guy, Tina's boyfriend. In a minute, I'm going
to offer you an incentive to allow us to air
this phone call tomorrow morning on the morning show here on.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
W k T Radio.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But Jake are knowing Jake's Jake's got a little of
Jake's got a little problem with you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You're an arrogant ask how about that?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't ever want to.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
See you at the Jim Bigger, faster, stronger, and that
ain't you? So pretty soon she's gonna get the flowers
and that'll.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Be that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Scumbag, scumbagirl choosing me over you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Okay, yeah, that's why. Okay, now she started it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Could I just jump in here for just a minute.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I know you can't jump in here.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You stay out of it. Jake. You're a loser.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You don't deserve Tina.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I do have a question.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I told you to stay out of it.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You're not going to talk to me like that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Zip it?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, because here's the deal. The two of you used
to be friends. Why aren't you friends anymore?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
He knew I was interested in Tina and he started
dating her. But I'm going to get her back.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I know. That, that's what I know.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Happy over it, Jake, Thanks for being honest with us.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I told him I was interested.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, we talked to Jake. It's like it's like listening
to paint dry.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So it so.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It sounds like Tina went and and dated Jake.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Why?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Down?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It sounds like Tina is really kind of using you. Guys,
who are you?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Honestly?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You know, if you offered Jake the flowers to send Tina,
he couldn't even figure this out?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So why why is she gonna stay with him?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I think used Jake. Tina used Jake to get Aaron jealous.
And you know, I think she kind of likes these
two guys fighting over her.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Jake gets up to you. You got last word, Jake,
you got last word.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I'm gonna you don't get the last word because I
think the half an hour for you to form attended.
I'm gonna end it all right.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
She's about to break up with you.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
She already told me she's.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Gonna get the flowers from me, and that's that all right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll see at the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You can leave by bitness because I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, okay, alrady, that would be that. Thank you for
joining us on on War of the Roses. So I
don't know about you, but much to my surprise, on
this update, this four month update, Jake has left the gym.
So apparently Tina took the side of Aaron. She accepted
Aaron's roses.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
She continues to go to Planet Fitness to work out
with Aaron. Jake abruptly quit his gym membership, joined another
gym and wants nothing to dough with either one of them.
So he came in hot and heavy and he ended
like soft and fluffy. Shake is no longer in the picture.
There's your update on water rows and all new brand
new War of the Roses tomorrow on k tu. Hey,
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