Children of the Corn

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Episode Transcript

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Hey, how are you good?But I guess you aren't, otherwise you
wouldn't be calling us. Yes,I'm just so upset because I mean,
everything was going so good with thisguy, and yeah, you know,
I really liked them. I meansix months and you know the guy disappears
like that. I'm sorry about that. It didn't make any sense. It's

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just and not knowing you know whathappened. I get no explanation. I
don't you know, you know whathappened to the old days? Like,
you know what, it's just notworking out. I'm not feeling it.
Let's just go you're I'm gonna gomy way, you go your way.
Okay, great, you don't haveto explain why it's not working out.
But at least I see your faceand you've explained it to me or a

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phone call. This thing where youjust disappear off the face of the planet,
well, that goes along with socialmedia. People are having a tough
time connecting and disconnecting. Right,we're becoming inward, not outward. Five
five six months with somebody, that'sthat's a long time. It's half a
year. I was really starting tothink this was gonna gonna go somewhere,
and you know we were good.So now let me ask you. I'm

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gonna ask you something. When ourlisteners call in, we never get the
full truth. Uh. Could itbe something you've done? Well? Look,
I've thought about this, you know. I think when people disappear like
this, somebody else might be ina picture. I don't know. Okay,
Okay, absolutely a possibility. Allright. So the guy's name's Walter.

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We're gonna call him now, we'regonna find out what happened. Are
you ready? Okay, I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Hello,
Hi, I'm calling for Walter.Is he available? Yeah? Hi,

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Walter. My name is Marie andI am calling from Red Roses dot
Com. Uh, do you havea moment? What's this about? Okay?
Well, I'm calling to let youknow that we have a dozen long
stem roses for you today and Ijust need to confirm some information if I
could roses for me. Yes,we're a local company in the Tri state

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area, and we have a promotionalvehicle that our company came up with where
we get a list of names,we pick a name randomly, and we
give them a dozen long stem rosesfor free. The only thing we ask
in return for these free flowers,Walter, is that you talk about us
on your social media you know,Facebook. Yeah, this isn't mega who

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sending me flowers? Is? Okay? All right, I'll start from the
beginning. I mean, we're comingfrom you and you and the Bronx borough
you're coming out of. We're outof Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan,
a number of locations in Manhattan.So I can't send the roses directly
to you, but you get tosend these roses out to someone special in

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your life and we'll attach. Andno, I'm not getting a rose.
It ain't coming to me for meto give to someone else. Correct.
Yes, And I'm not going toask you for a credit card. I'm
not going to ask you for anypersonal information. Trust me, I don't
been burned before. And you're notgonna have to pay for shipping or handling.
It really is one hundred percent free. The only thing we ask again,

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is that you just talk about uson your social media. I mean,
I woke me up on this.I you know, I don't deal
with them no more. But there'sa woman. Her name is Barbara.
Barbara okay, and what do youwant to say to Barbara. We'll write
it on the note. I mean, oh, I can tell you.
Yeah, there's a lot I wantto say, but you know, okay,

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I mean you want me to tellyou right now something I've written,
Barbara. That's about as far aswe've gotten, you know what. Let
me see mhm. I've been thinkingabout this, Barbara. You know,
I kind of disappeared and I feelkind of bad about that, you know,

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and it's nothing you did wrong,like you, you're a wonderful,
wonderful woman. I'm sorry that,you know. I can't explain it anymore.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm sorry. You know.
Maybe these roses will help and youguys can get back together. Oh no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, that can't work. I mean I had this little feeling

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and the pit in my stomach thatyou know, it was kind of a
jerk move on it. But no, Actually, if it's anything, it
was her actually conceiving them, twolittle spawns that she got in that house
running around, that's the problem.Nah, they that was wrong. No,
she's got kids, that's what youwant to call them. I guess

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we'll go with that. Oh,my good I wouldn't call them kids.
Nah, these people been here before. I don't know. They say they
out they gotta vendetta, and I'mthe wrong target. I'm catching strays.
They got the wrong name on theirlist. Oh so the there's there's something
going on with the kids, likechildren of the corn type children. Oh
no, they're possessed. These arelike Rosemary baby type of kids. Yeah,

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this is cemetery. This is noThese kids, these are spawned straight
from hell. They just wear theskin of you know, yeah, all
right, stop stop who these arechildren? Okay? Uh, I know,
Walter, you must be thinking,Okay, who is this guy that
just jumped in on the call here? Barbara? Are you there? Yes,

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I'm here, Okay, Barbara.Let me. I gotta tell him
a little bit about what's happening here, Walter. I'm with a radio station,
and I'm with Marie here Marie,and Marie is not with me.
Give me a minute, Give mea minute. Marie is an accountant on
the third floor. She helps mewith this feature called War of the Roses
on k T radio in New YorkCity. And this is a cheaters program

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and you're not cheating, but itis a cheaters program where we try to
find out what's really going on behindthe scenes with hold on. This is
a setup, yeah, this isa stakeout. This is yeah, you
know Barbara. Okay. Barbara calledthe show and said, hey, I've
been dating this sky Walter for awhile, for about six months, and

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he's now Hi, Walter missed you. Now you know what the cool thing
is, Barbara. He sent theroses to you with an apology. Yeah,
and apparently he doesn't like your kids. There's a problem with your kids.
Oh dad, you know you knowwhat Walter, if you if you
can't not take a joke, waitwhole hold jokes, that's what we're calling

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them. These are jokes, Barbara. These are crimes. These are felonies.
That these You didn't see the videowhen your little sweet little girl took
a leather belt just went straight tomy back. I thought I was the
roots. I mean, she wentto my back. The other boy,
he's sitting at taping it. Theylaughing and giggling. I saw. I
don't know what was going on.Are you serious? They came when you

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were sleeping, sound asleep, andthey hit you and now your little kids.
You asked me can you can youBarbara? Why? Why? First
of all? What's this about avideo? Yes? Can you? Can
you send me the video? Canyou see the video? Can you just
send it to s c A N. Sean s c A N at most,

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no problems. Can you send itright now? Can you explain what
happened in the video. I'm layingon the bed and I've got my shirt
off. These kids they sneak inand they start wailing on me with a
belt. Little little boy sitting theretaking Oh wowy hold on, now,
do you like kids, Walter?Kids are great? You know. I
mean I don't have you know,I don't have any little ones on my

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own, but you know, kidsare great. They're cute, you know.
Hold on, let me open upthe video. Hold on, hold
on the video, hold on,hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. Oh my gosh.You see that. You see Eric
posted on my Instagram. Everyone goto my Instagram onto Hollywood Hamilton, Hollywood

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Hamilton on Instagram and take a lookat it and take a look at that.
We're going to do it right nowand take a look at this video.
Okay, that's not funny. Mychildren are very active and imaginative,
and I don't imagine what, Barbara, what are they imagining? What is
going on here? What do theyget? The children haven't been the same

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since they lost their father, andto see someone laying is there place where
their father was, I think musthave triggered something. But what happened stop,
what happened with what happened to theirdad? Their dad was tragically lost
in a car accident. I'm sosorry to hear that. I'm sorry,

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and now it really meant Walter,no harm. I'm a little confused.
Now. I'd like for everyone togo to the Instagram under Hollywood Hamilton,
Hollywood Hamilton on Instagram and give meyour thoughts. Kids acting out like this.
They lost a father tragically in acar accident, and now here steps
in Walter, And I gotta behonest, Walter sounds like a great guy,
really great guy, you know,taking a whooping water. You better

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nip this into Bud Barber because sixand eight, it's not it's it's not.
This is not good. Look,those kids definitely need some therapy.
They need some therapy. They needthe hands tied behind that backs. You
know what's so bad? Barbara,Barbara was a great woman Okay, well
that that that's why I couldn't understand. There's no way they came out of
your wound, all right, yeah, okay, you know what, I

(09:39):
don't think that there's going back.You know, we're going to check back
with you guys in a couple ofmonths, three months, we'll check back
with you three months, and we'llsee where everyone's at in three months.
But the kids like doing community serviceor something, and maybe we'll maybe we'll
check back with the head. Andof course best of luck to you and
Walter, thank you for taking thecall. Yeah, I still miss you and