Jamaican Me Mad

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Episode Transcript

(00:02):
So, Laurela, what's going onwith you? I don't know how to
begin and see it is to you. But I met a guy here when
him vacation in here and Jamaica wehave you're calling us from Jamaica right now,
I'm calling from Jamaica because tun infrom iHeart Radios. Okay, So
this guy comes to Jamaica. He'sfrom Dick's Hills, Long Island. Yeah,

(00:25):
his name is Derek, and hecomes down any vacations in Jamaica.
Well, we have a good timethat night with with with laying on the
beach and you know, one thinglead to the next, and you know,
we just have such a good time. And right now, how long
how long did he spend down there? For two weeks? So you know
we really two weeks. He wasfishing with his but he's saying, you

(00:48):
know, throw a hook one dayin and and he caught me. Oh
boy, it caught me. Andyou know, as soon as you get
home, you contact me, andthen I'm a hear from this guy.
Boy, that's not nice. No, it's not nice. I'm pissed.
I'm sorry, all right, allright, listen, listen. Yeah,
and then you obviously know the waythe show works. We're gonna call the

(01:11):
guy. We're gonna offer him adozen red roses. Marie's gonna say,
who do you want to send theroses to? Hopefully maybe he might just
he might just send him to you. Yeah, it's incredibly doubtful because yeah,
it's the same number in the emailthat you sent us, right,
yes, him number. All right, let's call. Let's see what happens.

(01:38):
Hello. Hi, I'm calling forDerek. Who says, Hi,
Derek, this is Marie. I'mcalling from Red Roses dot com. Okay,
I'm calling to let you know thatwe have a dozen long stem roses
for you. I'm not interested,thank you. Well, no, these
flowers are for you personal. Herewe go, Here we go. Okay,

(02:06):
I'm gonna ask you to please stopcalling. Well no, if I
could just uh, we have adeal going with a hotel that you stayed
stayed out in Jamaica. Yeah,that's the first time I'm hearing about that,
right. Um, So this isjust a thank you, hope you
had a wonderful time. We'd liketo give you these flowers and we can
send them out to someone special inyour life and attach a note for you

(02:30):
and there's no patch shop because Iwas at that hotel for like two weeks.
Correct, let's do it then?Okay, great, So who would
you like to send these flowers tolove? From them to Maggie, Maggie
tellers thinking about you. Love?It's your husband, love your husband?
What? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, Laurel, I listen,

(02:53):
I need to explain. I know, I know, but Laurel, I
I need to splint week God damnweek and you see you're gonna bring me
down there and then you never neverhear from you again talking about your wife.
Derek, listen, you liar,Derek, you are live li I'm
in New York a liar. You'relied to me. Okay, you're to

(03:16):
me, But listen, Derek,I feel like a fool to somebody.
What's going on? Tell me what'sgoing on? Week time with Spin and
Jamerica. You just come back tellingme you're gonna spin from me, and
then then never hear from you,and didn't talking about your wife. You're
worth? Yeah, tell me what'sgoing on? Derek. You're worth.

(03:39):
You're live on the radio in NewYork City on w k to you,
Marie and me Hollywood, Hamilton.We have this show called War of the
Roses where we catch cheaters in theact of cheating. Obviously, you know
what's going on at this point.You've been caught cheating. You're married.
Oh yeah, I'm I'm so confused. Where's the Derek, Derek, here's

(04:03):
the deal. You're married. Youhad an affair with a woman in Jamaica
and she's pissed. Now that's allyou need to know. Derek, coming
to your address because I have yourown Brook Avenue in Dix in Long Island.
Derek, you forgot that she wasme talking about. I wasn't even
gonna go to your back while you'resleeping. But I'm glad we went through

(04:24):
because you're a snigger, a bronzeMinoa was not a good man. Let
me let me see if I couldget this straight. You have my address,
yes, in dis here, LongIsland, and your team are coming.
Oh not be there to approach,Maggie. I'll drop the flowers off
with you. Okay, you needto stay there. We had a good

(04:46):
time. This seeds to end.You can't the time. You don't only
want to have a good time becausewe don't hear from you. When when
you get back home, sum back. That's what you're doing, Derek.
Yeah, Derek, you got someproblems. You got some real problems.

(05:08):
I don't know what to say atthis point. Maybe move. I think
this woman is actually going to doit my way. She's gonna do it.
Yeah, she's gonna do it.I'm telling um, worldlife. Please,
I'm asking you. Can I'll answeryour calls? Can we talk off
her? I'll take care of this. Now you'll answer. Now you want
talk, huh okay, now you'reall here, Now you want talk,

(05:30):
Derek, I'll be there. Ohboy, oh you will be a time.
Oh okay, I think that wouldbe that. She hung up. Good luck