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(00:00):
Marie. Yes, say hello toJen. Hi, Jen, Hi Marie?
How are you? I'm good?But what's going on? She never
thought she'd find herself on this show, according to producer Eric, but here
she is okay and uh like someyoung Oh yeah I do. Yeah.
(00:22):
I took a chance on this youngerman and uh he has he's been great.
Wow. All right, So lethow young we talking? Let's let's
hear all about mister young buns.Mister young bunns, mister young buns.
Uh so he is quite a bitolder. Excuse me, I'm quite a
(00:43):
bit older. He is twenty yearsyounger. What yeah, wow, weird,
It's amazing. How did you meet? How did you two meet?
He's he's a waiter in the city, and he was he was a waiter
at my table and we started flirting, and you know, my friends were
(01:06):
like, he's so young. AndI said, you know what, I
haven't had any any luck with menmy age, so let's try something different.
He when he brought back the check, he left his number. I
ended up very not. Do youmind if I ask you how old you
are? Because you said twenty yearshow old are you? You can I
(01:30):
am forty two? Oh? Twentytwo. Wow, God, Marie,
I'm not sure, but I thinkyour nipples are getting hard. Oh well,
Jennifer, I'll have to send mea photo. Oh my god,
girls, I stop. Oh yeah, I'm actually excited here, everybody stop?
(01:53):
Okay, all right, So whatis this? What is this youngster's
name? Youngster? What's his name? What is this an episode of Gunsmoke?
Youngster? Miss Jenny? Oh mygoodness. Oh yeah, I've caught
(02:21):
the vapors. You got the I'vecaught the vapors vac Okay, all right,
so let's get back this guy.This guy can't wait to meet this
guy. So this guy, actuallyyou say his name is Timmy, I
might eat my pants right here.Okay, lady loaded dog named Lassie Lassy,
(02:46):
all right, right, you mustbe a very fine yeah for twenty
two old to give you his number. All right, let's get down to
the problem, because that's what we'reall about. We're about problems in people's
misery and right now having way toomuch fun and we've lost half our audience.
So what is the problem, Jennifer. Well, okay, so the
(03:07):
problem is so we've been dating forabout seven months now. It's you know,
it's been a while. And whenit started out, you know,
I mean, I will say he'samazing, he's amazing in bed. He
you know, he's very, veryeager to please, and he's he's a
giver, yes, and he learnsvery well. Okay, great, what's
(03:31):
the issue? The issue is thathe is a bit sarcastic. He can
be how do I put this,a bit of a some times, okay.
And at first it was cute,it was adorable, a little endearing.
(03:51):
But lately he's been taking a lotof time getting back to me.
I'll text him in the morning,you know, say good morning, and
I don't hear from him all day, sometimes not until the next day.
Ooh. It's turned ugly and he'sbecome very arrogant, you know. Okay,
but Jen, Jen, is thissomebody that you are looking to have
(04:14):
a relationship for the rest of yourlife with? Or is this somebody just
in bed, you know, inthe sack, somebody that you were just
sleeping? Well, because not really, we have gotten a little more serious.
We're supposed to be taking a Europeanvacation and he hasn't brought that up
lately, you know, in atleast a month, and I just feel
like I'm I'm very invested in therelationship at this point, and I'm looking
(04:41):
to take this further, you know, along the way. He obviously is
not responding to my text. Allright, So the bottom line is you
care. You care enough to wantto trap him on War of the Roses
enough to find out if it's anotherwoman. Yes, what you've called for?
Okay? Because yeah, definitely seemslike there's something going on and you're
(05:02):
willing to give up all that greatsex I am. Then here we go.
You know, I'm stop talking.Stop, here we go, Here
we go. Hello, Hi,I'm calling for Aaron Laren. What's going
on? Hi? Aaron. Myname is Marie and I'm calling from Red
(05:23):
Roses dot Com. We have adozen long stem roses for you, and
I just need to confirm some infoif I could. You're in the Upper
west Side. Yes, wait,like picking up these roses? What's going
on here? Okay? Well,here I'll explain. We're a brand new
company in the Upper west Side andwe have this promotional vehicle where we get
(05:45):
a list of names from various stores. These roses are for you. They're
free of charge. They come ina beautiful backer at Crystal o Oz.
And the only thing we ask inreturn for these free flowers is that you
talk about us on social media soInstagram, Facebook, Snapchat, all that
(06:08):
you had like an online story ofthe Britain mortar, like standalone kind of
thing. No, well both,but we really want people coming into our
store. What do you What doyou need from me and my info?
Or has all work out? Well, here's a deal. You're not going
to be charged at all. Butwhat I'm gonna need is the name of
the person that you would like tosend the roses to. Do you have
(06:30):
somebody in mind? Wait, soyou're saying you're gonna send me some roses,
but I got to post about itwith that other person on social media?
Yes, yes, And we askif the the receiving party the he
or the she? Okay, soit's a he, so if he could
(06:50):
post it's a she? All right, send it to a lady. That's
make sure that's correct. Oh,so we're not sending it to a he.
Were did you say a girl?A girl? A girl? Okay?
Well I had here that you wereyou were gay? But that's fine.
I don't know. We're getting y'all'sinformation. But yeah, i'd be
(07:10):
sending it to a lady. Sowe're past that. You know, how
do we get this going? Let'sgo why do you have Do you have
a problem with guys sending guys flowers? I don't understand. I don't have
a problem with it is you know, you're calling me up. We have
this flower thing going on. Idon't want anything of the wrong thing about
me, So I'm just trying toclarify our Okay, Well, if you
were gay, I would be reallyfine with it, yo, But but
I'm not gay. Okay, allright, Well you're getting really defensive,
(07:32):
and I don't see what the bigdeal is really a big deal? Just
you're calling me one thing. Well, you're making it a big deal.
You're making it a big deal.It's ain't no big deal. All right,
you're trying to get me flowers.I'm trying to set along this process
and you're calling me gay. I'mnot. I'm saying if you were,
it'd be fine. I just wantto let you know. I'll be talking
(07:53):
to a lady, all right.I'm talking to women. I'll tag women.
I'm not talking to the guys.So yeah, let's just let's just
get on the same page. Sowho is who would you like to send
the roses to talk with? Someonenamed Esther? Esther? Well, strike
him off, thank you, Aaron. Okay, I know one Esther in
(08:15):
my life. Do you know whatEsther I do? She's ninety seven,
you cocky, condescending, arrogant,low life waiter. That pretty much sums
that up. Wow. Okay,So let me introduce myself there, Aaron.
My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.I'm a radio guy here in New
(08:35):
York City on a station called wKT Radio. And that's Marie. She's
actually an accountant. She's an accountantfor iHeart on the third floor and she
helps me out with this little thingcalled War of the Roses. And you've
been I guess caught. Yeah,yeah, I don't really get why we're
doing this. Well, well herewe are. In a minute. I'm
(08:58):
gonna offer you one hell of anincentive'll take He'll take it, He'll take
it. And uh to be ableto air this call later on this afternoon
at five with that in mind.Uh you know, Jen, you called
in, you got confirmation, andthat would be that what would you like
to say? You have last words, Jen, go ahead, I'm all
about you, baby, all right, Jen, I'm all about you,
(09:18):
well apparently or not. You're notYou're not all about it her? Who's
esther? Why don't you fill usall in? We're all curious, all
right, Jen, we can figurethis out. We can read this out,
all right, baby, tell usright now, right quickly. Who
is she? If it's If it'sno big deal, then just say it,
Okayes, she's my cousin celebrating thebirthday coming up. So you're trying
(09:41):
to get her a gift. Whogives a dozen red roses to a cousin
to Is that what you reached for? You reached for that? Oh my
god? Yeah? Goodbye, Aaron? All right, all right, your
lost, no, your loss,it's your loss. Okay, it's not
her loss, your loss. Jensounds like an amazing woman. All right,
(10:03):
thanks for nothing, honey, honey, sweety baby, what a douche
double douche. You're gonna give himthe double douche. I gave him a
single douche. You gave him adouble I did with a flush. Let's
see. Yeah,
Marie. Yes, say hello toJen. Hi, Jen, Hi Marie?
How are you? I'm good?But what's going on? She never
thought she'd find herself on this show, according to producer Eric, but here
she is okay and uh like someyoung Oh yeah I do. Yeah.
(00:22):
I took a chance on this youngerman and uh he has he's been great.
Wow. All right, So lethow young we talking? Let's let's
hear all about mister young buns.Mister young bunns, mister young buns.
Uh so he is quite a bitolder. Excuse me, I'm quite a
(00:43):
bit older. He is twenty yearsyounger. What yeah, wow, weird,
It's amazing. How did you meet? How did you two meet?
He's he's a waiter in the city, and he was he was a waiter
at my table and we started flirting, and you know, my friends were
(01:06):
like, he's so young. AndI said, you know what, I
haven't had any any luck with menmy age, so let's try something different.
He when he brought back the check, he left his number. I
ended up very not. Do youmind if I ask you how old you
are? Because you said twenty yearshow old are you? You can I
(01:30):
am forty two? Oh? Twentytwo. Wow, God, Marie,
I'm not sure, but I thinkyour nipples are getting hard. Oh well,
Jennifer, I'll have to send mea photo. Oh my god,
girls, I stop. Oh yeah, I'm actually excited here, everybody stop?
(01:53):
Okay, all right, So whatis this? What is this youngster's
name? Youngster? What's his name? What is this an episode of Gunsmoke?
Youngster? Miss Jenny? Oh mygoodness. Oh yeah, I've caught
(02:21):
the vapors. You got the I'vecaught the vapors vac Okay, all right,
so let's get back this guy.This guy can't wait to meet this
guy. So this guy, actuallyyou say his name is Timmy, I
might eat my pants right here.Okay, lady loaded dog named Lassie Lassy,
(02:46):
all right, right, you mustbe a very fine yeah for twenty
two old to give you his number. All right, let's get down to
the problem, because that's what we'reall about. We're about problems in people's
misery and right now having way toomuch fun and we've lost half our audience.
So what is the problem, Jennifer. Well, okay, so the
(03:07):
problem is so we've been dating forabout seven months now. It's you know,
it's been a while. And whenit started out, you know,
I mean, I will say he'samazing, he's amazing in bed. He
you know, he's very, veryeager to please, and he's he's a
giver, yes, and he learnsvery well. Okay, great, what's
(03:31):
the issue? The issue is thathe is a bit sarcastic. He can
be how do I put this,a bit of a some times, okay.
And at first it was cute,it was adorable, a little endearing.
(03:51):
But lately he's been taking a lotof time getting back to me.
I'll text him in the morning,you know, say good morning, and
I don't hear from him all day, sometimes not until the next day.
Ooh. It's turned ugly and he'sbecome very arrogant, you know. Okay,
but Jen, Jen, is thissomebody that you are looking to have
(04:14):
a relationship for the rest of yourlife with? Or is this somebody just
in bed, you know, inthe sack, somebody that you were just
sleeping? Well, because not really, we have gotten a little more serious.
We're supposed to be taking a Europeanvacation and he hasn't brought that up
lately, you know, in atleast a month, and I just feel
like I'm I'm very invested in therelationship at this point, and I'm looking
(04:41):
to take this further, you know, along the way. He obviously is
not responding to my text. Allright, So the bottom line is you
care. You care enough to wantto trap him on War of the Roses
enough to find out if it's anotherwoman. Yes, what you've called for?
Okay? Because yeah, definitely seemslike there's something going on and you're
(05:02):
willing to give up all that greatsex I am. Then here we go.
You know, I'm stop talking.Stop, here we go, Here
we go. Hello, Hi,I'm calling for Aaron Laren. What's going
on? Hi? Aaron. Myname is Marie and I'm calling from Red
(05:23):
Roses dot Com. We have adozen long stem roses for you, and
I just need to confirm some infoif I could. You're in the Upper
west Side. Yes, wait,like picking up these roses? What's going
on here? Okay? Well,here I'll explain. We're a brand new
company in the Upper west Side andwe have this promotional vehicle where we get
(05:45):
a list of names from various stores. These roses are for you. They're
free of charge. They come ina beautiful backer at Crystal o Oz.
And the only thing we ask inreturn for these free flowers is that you
talk about us on social media soInstagram, Facebook, Snapchat, all that
(06:08):
you had like an online story ofthe Britain mortar, like standalone kind of
thing. No, well both,but we really want people coming into our
store. What do you What doyou need from me and my info?
Or has all work out? Well, here's a deal. You're not going
to be charged at all. Butwhat I'm gonna need is the name of
the person that you would like tosend the roses to. Do you have
(06:30):
somebody in mind? Wait, soyou're saying you're gonna send me some roses,
but I got to post about itwith that other person on social media?
Yes, yes, And we askif the the receiving party the he
or the she? Okay, soit's a he, so if he could
(06:50):
post it's a she? All right, send it to a lady. That's
make sure that's correct. Oh,so we're not sending it to a he.
Were did you say a girl?A girl? A girl? Okay?
Well I had here that you wereyou were gay? But that's fine.
I don't know. We're getting y'all'sinformation. But yeah, i'd be
(07:10):
sending it to a lady. Sowe're past that. You know, how
do we get this going? Let'sgo why do you have Do you have
a problem with guys sending guys flowers? I don't understand. I don't have
a problem with it is you know, you're calling me up. We have
this flower thing going on. Idon't want anything of the wrong thing about
me, So I'm just trying toclarify our Okay, Well, if you
were gay, I would be reallyfine with it, yo, But but
I'm not gay. Okay, allright, Well you're getting really defensive,
(07:32):
and I don't see what the bigdeal is really a big deal? Just
you're calling me one thing. Well, you're making it a big deal.
You're making it a big deal.It's ain't no big deal. All right,
you're trying to get me flowers.I'm trying to set along this process
and you're calling me gay. I'mnot. I'm saying if you were,
it'd be fine. I just wantto let you know. I'll be talking
(07:53):
to a lady, all right.I'm talking to women. I'll tag women.
I'm not talking to the guys.So yeah, let's just let's just
get on the same page. Sowho is who would you like to send
the roses to talk with? Someonenamed Esther? Esther? Well, strike
him off, thank you, Aaron. Okay, I know one Esther in
(08:15):
my life. Do you know whatEsther I do? She's ninety seven,
you cocky, condescending, arrogant,low life waiter. That pretty much sums
that up. Wow. Okay,So let me introduce myself there, Aaron.
My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.I'm a radio guy here in New
(08:35):
York City on a station called wKT Radio. And that's Marie. She's
actually an accountant. She's an accountantfor iHeart on the third floor and she
helps me out with this little thingcalled War of the Roses. And you've
been I guess caught. Yeah,yeah, I don't really get why we're
doing this. Well, well herewe are. In a minute. I'm
(08:58):
gonna offer you one hell of anincentive'll take He'll take it, He'll take
it. And uh to be ableto air this call later on this afternoon
at five with that in mind.Uh you know, Jen, you called
in, you got confirmation, andthat would be that what would you like
to say? You have last words, Jen, go ahead, I'm all
about you, baby, all right, Jen, I'm all about you,
(09:18):
well apparently or not. You're notYou're not all about it her? Who's
esther? Why don't you fill usall in? We're all curious, all
right, Jen, we can figurethis out. We can read this out,
all right, baby, tell usright now, right quickly. Who
is she? If it's If it'sno big deal, then just say it,
Okayes, she's my cousin celebrating thebirthday coming up. So you're trying
(09:41):
to get her a gift. Whogives a dozen red roses to a cousin
to Is that what you reached for? You reached for that? Oh my
god? Yeah? Goodbye, Aaron? All right, all right, your
lost, no, your loss,it's your loss. Okay, it's not
her loss, your loss. Jensounds like an amazing woman. All right,
(10:03):
thanks for nothing, honey, honey, sweety baby, what a douche
double douche. You're gonna give himthe double douche. I gave him a
single douche. You gave him adouble I did with a flush. Let's
see. Yeah,
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