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I want to find out what thelittle skank of a neighbor across the street
is doing with my husband. Youhave a skank that lives across the stat
That's what she said. Yes,she wears these tight little Lulu lemon pants.
She doesn't wear a bra. Youknow, her kids are hanging out
all over the place. This likeflesh coming out everywhere. She winks at
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my husband, she flirts with andmakes a goodly eyes that all the Saba,
Sabrina, Sabrina. She's been divorcedfor over a year. Okay,
well does she talk to you?You know, the contrast between how she
talks to my husband and how shetalks to me is market. When my
husband comes home, he can't evenget out of the car. She is
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all over him, sick of it. It makes me just want to throw
up. When she was married,none of this was going on. Wow,
Okay, WHOA All right? Well, I will say that it is
very skank like behavior. My husbandand I have thought about this, and
so I'd like nothing gets done.So that's why I'm calling you. Okay,
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let's see, let's see where histhoughts are at. Let's call him.
No, no, no, no, no, I want you to
call her. Okay, I haveher home number my husband has because he
used to talk with her ex husbandall the time. I want you to
call her. Kay gas, Okay, all right, Hello, Hi,
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I'm calling for Terry. Who's this? My name is Marie. I'm calling
to let you know that your namehas been chosen. You've been given a
dozen long stem roses today. Okay, what is this in reference to?
Well, we as a promotional device, we give away a dozen long stem
roses to one lucky person. Weare Redroses dot com, Redroses dot Com.
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And I'm the lucky one that gotthis today, right, Yes,
so what do I do? Areyou married? Maybe you'd like to send
these beautiful flowers to your husband?No, I'm divorced. Can get him
now. The miserable prick is payingfor this house. I got that out
of the whole deal. Yeah wow, sorry, Well is it a nice
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house at least? Well? Thehouse is okay. I have four walls,
I have no furniture. He tookthat, and I'm basically living on
lawn chairs. Oh honey, I'msure. I'm just trying to get my
life back in order after he's freakingdumped me. I am so sorry.
At least you understand. No oneelse understands he dumped you, Yes he
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did. Yeah, And I don'tunderstand why he went for a younger girl
because my body is smoking hot tight, I had no kids because I hate
the fricking little bastards and he justloves me and my ass is tight and
everything. Got new boot jobs fromhim. At least I got that.
Oh, so you go, well, so you got a nice type body
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you got and no kid? Nokid? No children? No? No,
you don't like kids? You wantthem? Don't like them? Don't
want them? Really? What areyou? I'm into other things. I'm
getting into other men who are lookingat me, and I am getting even
with him. I'm just gonna dowhatever I do best. This type finess
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is moving right down the road.Now, okay, who who would you
like these flowers to go to?His name is Anthony. What I'm sorry?
Uh? Yeah, his name isAnthony, and he lives right around
the corner from me. He's noton my street, but he's around the
corner and he is fine. Okay, he's not married, is he?
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It's complicated. He's having problems,and you know, I'm here to help.
Okay, Okay, do you mindif we just yeah? Is it?
Anthony is here now? Okay,I'll finished with us quickly. All
right, listen, Terry, You'vebeen talking to a woman by the name
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of Marie. Marie works with aradio station in New York City. Uh
huh, and the radio station iscalled w KTU. I'm Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm a radio personality that works onthis feature called War of the Roses where
we try to catch cheaters, andmost of the time we're pretty successful.
Sabrina has been on your neighbor,Sabrina. Okay, and what's with that?
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Well, she called this radio stationup thinking that maybe, uh,
that you might be cheating with herhusband. No, I want nothing to
do with her husband. He's cuteand all and he's good to talk to,
but I want Anthony. That's greatto know. But then I think
you could stop talking to him ifyou have no interest in him, because
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he doesn't really want to talk toyou. That's not what it appears.
But okay, I'll you should probablystep off and you will with Anthony,
the other married man that you're flirtingwith all the time. Fine, you
could put a bra on for thewhole the good to the whole neighborhood,
and I want to show them.Okay, nobody cares. Go get a
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job as a stripper, because nobodycares because you're jealous. That's why I
know. I'm not jealous. Mytips are totally perfect. Don't don't even
cuent on my tips. I don'tflash him around because I don't have to,
because I know that they're beautiful.Well, I like mine, so
I will flash when I want toflash. You got that the green,
and don't worry suing thats just sowe have. That's fake. Go and
joy Anthony. He's probably go aheadon Alisha, very short lesh, go
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ahead, bye bye. We're allpretty girls. We're about They're all pretty.
I say, I'm still suspicious.I feel bad for Anthony. I
feel bad for Anthony in this.I mean thank I, but she's got
to put some freaking clothes on.Well, don't feel bad for him,
because he's in good hands. Don'tfeel bad. Besides, he's right here,
and I gotta go. Give methree weeks in the entire neighborhood to
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know what's happening, all right,three weeks. I keep that congratulations that
your husband is not cheating on you, and frankly you should. You should
greet him with a big hug anda kiss when he pulls into the driveway.
I will get him before Terry getshim, all right, that's for
sure. Can without trust gets thewater. The little smack up