Shooter's Gotta Shoot

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
Hey, Marie, Hey Jessica.Oh my gosh. I tried to explain
what number neighbors are to Marie andshe's totally confused, as I am too.
Tell us a little bit about numberneighbors, Jessica, and how you
got wrapped up in it. Yeah. So basically, number neighbors is like
it's a number off of the endof your phone number. So like,

(00:22):
if your number ends in one,two three, four, one two three
five and one two three three,are your number neighbors? Right? And
how are and how are people usingthis for dating? Now? So this
guy he called me out of theblue. His name's Tommy. We've been
we've been dating for a couple ofweeks, called me out of the blue
and I answered the phone. He'slike, hey, neighbor, how you

(00:43):
doing it? And I'm like,all right, you sound kind of hot.
Now you're getting a number neighbor,get it now? No, it's
like match dot Com, but it'sfree. Well yeah, but you have
to also that your number neighbor hasto be obviously receptive to whatever you're trying
to do. Now they're using numberneighbors for dating, for selling things,
for hooking up, for drug runningand you're cool with this. I mean

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like he sounded hot. So Iwas like, all right, oh,
if he sounded hot, Jessica,he's definitely, yeah, definitely so he
so he got a hold of you, he said high number neighbor. And
then where did it go from there? Well, he ended up asking me
out for drinks. We went outfor drinks. We had a great time.
Whoa, Well, is that allit takes to get you out on

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it? Is that all? I'ma freaking workaholic man, Like I worked
weird hours. I'm a makeup boardist, so it's very unpredictable when I'm free.
But I was like, you knowwhat, I need to get out
of the house. I need tomeet new people. So I was like,
what the heck's And he was agreat guy, or at least I
thought. We had gone out afew times. I thought maybe this is
developing into a thing. And thenI randomly get another text. Jessica.

(01:48):
The first time you said he calledyou as a number neighbor, and then
in the email that you submitted inorder to get on the show, apparently
the second time he accidentally text youas a number neighbor. Now tell me
about that. Yeah, that wasweird, like because I had his number
saved at this point, like Iknew who he was out of the blue.
I don't know if he was drunkor what happened here, but it
seemed kind of odd. He randomlytexted me around like three am, Hey

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neighbor, and I'm like, whatthe heck are you talking about? He
double number neighbored you right exactly,Like it was like did you respond back?
Uh? Well I did by callinghim up and I was like,
hey, what's this about? Like, you know who I am. We've
been dating, Like so, yeah, I know this number neighbors thing is

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be working for this Tell me guy, it's working for him. I guess.
So it said in a letter youthink he's cheating after two and a
half weeks, three weeks of day, Well, you've only been going out
with the guy three weeks and youdid accept the date and you have been
dating a number neighbor, So Iguess you got to take what you get
or get what you take. Thiswas a couple of days ago that you
texted me this. I haven't seenhim yet, but I did call him,

(02:55):
right, Let's call him, let'scall let's see. This is perfect
number name. Hello. Hi,Yes, I'm calling for Tommy. My

(03:19):
name is Marie and I'm calling fromRedroses dot com with the guard if you
want. Oh, well, youknow what I just need to if I
could just have a minute of yourtime. Okay, Well, We've got
a dozen long stem roses for youtoday, and I just need to explain,
uh, the deal here. We'rea brand new company. We're just

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fresh in the area, and asa way to get our name out there,
we pick names randomly and give thema dozen long stem roses and the
hopes in return for the free flowers, you can talk about us on your
social media to kind of help spreadthe word that we're in business. Yes,
brand new store, and you know, we're just trying to get people

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to know who we are. Soall right, I could do that.
Okay, great. Now I can'tsend these roses directly to you personally,
but you can send them out tosomeone. Oh my god, but it's
actually perfect. I know exactly,I know exactly who I want you to
send them to. Okay, great, who would you like to send the
roses to. I'll like to sendto the Heirol Abby. Abby, It's

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Abby at one six three. Well, I'll get the rest of the address
in a minute. What do youwant to say on the card? Ohe
make the message say I'm really lookingforward to you on September seventh, and
can you do that? I'm lookingforward? What I'm really looking I'm really
looking forward to seeing you on Septemberseventh. Oh have you and you've you've

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met before, we've met before.This will be our second date. Actually,
so we had a really fun timelast time. Great, that's awesome.
It's a fun time. So I'mthinking about meet up for a second
time. We'll plan playing something fun, you know what? Right? Because
your number neighbor, Jessica, becauseI know you have another number neighbor that

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you kind of been saying hello,number Naghy said, number neighbors. Yeah,
yeah, number neighbors. She anumber neighbor because I know you have
another number neighbor that you've been datingfor about three weeks, Hollywood, about
three weeks going on about three weeks, Jessica, Jessica is a number neighbor.
I mean I'm not surely talking aboutbut so, oh you have no

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really, you have no idea whata number neighbor is. Okay, Tommy,
My name's Sean Hollywood Hamilton. I'ma radio personality on w k T
Radio. I do this thing calledWar the Roses in the afternoon. Yeah
yeah, basted. I have oneof your number neighbors on the phone with
us. She's been listening to theentire phone conversation between you and Marie.

(05:55):
That's that's so yeah, that's so. Yes. First of all, I
don't know who this abby chick is, but I think she needs an apology
to is not what you thinking itis a radio vers No, we're not
We're not false. We're not doinganything like that, Tommy. This is
a she called up this radio station. She wanted to be on this radio

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program. You're going out with herfor a second time. You buy in
hers and roses. We've been datingfor three weeks. What kind of game
is this? I work with her? Come on, Tommy, here's the
deal. You accidentally number neighbored Jessica. Uh, just a couple of days
ago and said hey neighbor, andyou played it off like it You remember
that exchange? Is that correct,Tommy? You remember that exchange? Right?

(06:40):
Listen. I don't even know whatyou say. People are enough,
honey, And since we're playing theNumber Neighbors game. It won't take me
long to find Abby's number and lether novel simple mass. If he's playing
Number of Neighbors, it's one numberoff of his or one off of mine.
It won't take long. Radio peopleare garbage. Well you know what
this I guess out of your mouthloud and clear. Hunt. Well,

(07:00):
yeah, but you know what,Jessica, you know what. In all
fairness to Tommy, I gotta giveit to Tommy. I guess you guys
are dating in the twenty first century. This is how you're hooking up.
This is what you do. He'sactually just playing the field. What's the
difference between Tommy being single and goingto a nightclub, or being single playing
the Number neighbor game, or beingsingle and being on match dot com.

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What's the difference. Oh my god, he's still playing field. Is recurring
dates? Right, I know?But he's still with somebody multiple times.
That leads one to believe something isdeveloping. Well, I'm not talking.
I'm not saying it's ethical. I'mnot saying this guy is you know,
this is not the guy I wantmy daughter dating. I'm just saying this
is the way the game is playednow, Jessica, say something real quick.

(07:43):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, Tommy, I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings. Well, Ijust want to set it real quick.
Shooter's gotta shoot. Okay, I'mplaying the field. Shooter's gotta shoot all
that. Players gotta play. Playersgotta play. Shooters gotta shoot. It's

(08:05):
hard out here being a pit.Let me tell you something. Oh my goodness,