Trimming the Bush

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Episode Transcript

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I live out in Long Island withmy wife and have a three year old
daughter, and I have a suspicionthat my wife might be having an affair
with our groundskeeper. Why why wouldyou think that she's having an affair with
your groundskeeper? This guy, hisname is Ramone. He Have you approached
your wife on this? No?Why not? Well, because I think
she'd get offended, because it's itsounds ridiculous. That's why I'm calling you,

(00:27):
guys, because I want to justassuage my suspicions here. You think
you just have a feeling that yourwife is messing around with your groundskeeper.
Yeah, well, I have afew good reasons for that. For one,
okay, this guy is very verygood looking. You now he thought,
Oh, well, that was yourfirst mistake hiring a good looking groundskeeper.

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Now I'm kidding. He works fulltime through the year, and my
wife has been acting well. Forone, she's more quiet than usual,
and she's a little more like nervous. Okay's good, he's good looking,
and she's this is still okay.So then twice I come home from work
and it's like six o'clock at nightand he's leaving. He's pulling out of
the driveway while I'm pulling up wherehe should have been gone, like hours

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ago. And then just a coupleof days ago, I was cleaning up
my daughter's room and I found hiswallet in my daughter's room. Oh,
I found it underneath her bed.Okay, all right, all right,
So you want us to call whoyou want us to call your wife?
No? No, no no nono no no no, no, prefer
if you call Ramone. Okay,all right, his name is Ramone.

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All right, here we go.Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Ramone?

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Is he available? All right?Hi? Moan. My name's Marie.
How are you. I'm from acompany called red Roses dot com.
Okay, I'm calling to tell youthat we give away a dozen free roses
once a week. And congratulations,you won the roses, so I'd like

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to give them to you. Whywell, we're a brand new company and
this is a way for us topromote our our business. So we pick
a name, and your name waschosen, so you get a dozen free
roses. How um, but Iam no. I know you're a You're

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a great person, and that's whywe want to give you the roses for
free. Totally one percent free.We're not going to charge you anything,
but I can't send the roses toyou. You actually have to send them
to somebody, uh, in yourlife. So I don't know if you're
married, you have a wife ora girlfriend you want to send the roses
to. We'll send them to youto them for free? Yes, yes,

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okay, okay? Well then Ineed the name of a of a
Do you have a wife? Canyou do Mexico? No, sir,
I'm sorry. We cannot send themto Mexico. It's got to be in
the United States. Can you sendDo you want to send them to your

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wife? Gina? Gina? Okay? And do you have a message that
you want to send to get aneutral? You have sola? Okay?
Um, not following that at all? Uh? Can you do it a
little bit at a time? Ilove you all right, Tony, settled

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down? Legally, I have totell Ramon ramone. Hello, Yes,
Ramone, you are on. Youare live on a radio station in New
York City. The radio station isKATU. I'm Hollywood, Hamilton. That
was Marie. You are on acheaters program called War of the Roses.

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Oh you've been just been caught cheatingwith this man's wife. WHOA, what's
going on with Gina? I amsending to my girlfriend? Do Mexico?
Your girlfriend? Yes, your girlfriend, Yes, she's married. WHOA,

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what do you mean? You know? What do you mean your girlfriend?
She is? She has the samename as Tony's wife. Okay, all
right, okay, so your girlfriend'sname is Gina, but your employer's wife
is also named Gene. So you'resaying that it was a different Gina that
you're son in the flowers though,Yes, that's a crazy coincidence. He

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did. He did say can Isend these to Mexico? But then he
said but then he said, canI send him to Long Island? So
no, no, something's not righthere. He found he found a wallet
underneath the kids. But what thehell? Yeah? Yeah, how did
how the hell did your wallet getinto this kid's bedroom? Ramone? Seriously?

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Oh did you hear what I said? Ramone? Your wallet? Okay?
He hung up? He hung up. Man, I don't believe it.
Yeah, I know. Um,okay, what do you think?
Everyone? Um? Do you believethis guy? I don't know what to

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think when we don't know where togo from here? But what do you
think? On my Twitter under HollyHammy h O L Y h M Y
or hollow at me at the InstagramInstagram Hollywood Hamilton and uh okay, all
right, all right, We're sorry, Tony. Okay, good luck with
this. Well, can we checkback with you in a couple of weeks?

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Sure? Okay, all right,