July 15, 2025 • 33 mins
This week Steve-O joins the show:) Briefly...Jenny accidentally got turnt...and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, and welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. Today
we'll be talking like this, Why Jenny no join me?
I don't want match me, match my energy? Do you
watch now or does it come up on your algorithm?
The Basement Yard Podcast? No, but I know what it is.
It's an Australian podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Then to New York guys.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, rewind, I've heard of it, but I thought it
was Australian. I've never listened to it. Uh huh, unless
I've watched a bit by them that like coult or
Mike Conway are my friend sent me for, Like here's
a bit you guys should do kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't think that they really do bits.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's really just two dudes talking back and forth about
the most random shit. One of them's married, one of
them single, and they're like best buddies, grew up together
and stuff. And I've only ever seen clips of the
podcast on TikTok and I finally went on walk yesterday
and listened to an episode. They're so funny and I
feel like we have the opportunity to be them, but
(01:02):
the female version, because.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We got to be funny. Then well they should start
with that ship, right, we'll do something funny then, Jenny. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So for instance, they were talking about squirting and not
in the sexual south like, and then they had to
do a sponsor and they're like, yep, you can squirt
on over here, and then they just go in on
something very inappropriate but it's not supposed to be inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well what kind of squirting were they talking about? That?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't remember anymore now, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
This will be them them.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
However, what you're gonna have to work on for your
character department for us to be like, just because I'm
the happy I'm obviously like the single one.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You don't say, gotcha okay?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Is you actually have to come on to me a
little bit more because that's like the married guy's bit.
I've always been like, yeah, but like if we were
to make out some times and then you'd like look
at the other guy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like right, but I feel like I hit on you
a little bit, but you're right, I could amp it
up a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's what you have to do, so that this is
all just.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
A long game for me to hit on you in general.
So you feel like get like a little bit of anything.
I don't know anything you are correct on that. I
don't have an answer to that.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So you're gonna have to hit on me more. Well,
it should be easy. Today you have a circle opening
in your titties of your dress, and I mean I
am millimeters from straight nipple. Also, I'm gonna call you
out here it goes. Yesterday you posted a video of
you been like I gotta like little fanny pack. All
I could look at was your vagina in that outfit,
(02:33):
those shorts. It was highlighting your It wasn't cameltoe. It
was highlighting your.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I didn't have a cameltoe, did I?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, you did not. You had a vagina situation.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A vagina situation, not a fucking ball.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm just telling you. I never looked at your face
in that video. I looked at your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I did have a vagina situation.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm it almost is like it's almost like it's almost
a camelton, but it's not. It's more of like you
can see the thigh what yeah, like the thigh to
the vagina spot what would that be called your pelvis?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Hold on, let me pull it back up and I
got it. No, it's like yes, it like is perfectly
accentuating your vage good. So I never looked at the
dog or your bag. I could only see your pusse.
Then in video two, it's also cupping it and you're
sitting down photo But short thighs, Genny.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, but that's my thighs in between.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know what thighs.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, when my thighs are together like that and I'm
sitting down, my vagina is much.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Lower, Jenny. It's a triangle. It's a triangle that is
not your thigh. There's a crease separation.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That is the pubic region though, that is thy lips.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The first one it did have like a little bit
of a lip vibe. Yeah, But this second one, I
know it's just the food but not fat.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just live my life.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was so turned on by my Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just saying. I felt like, I was like, there
is no way she doesn't know this is accentuating her badge.
I was like, she's posting this.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I genuinely was not posting on purpose because of the
vadge said. I was posting because I think that that
actually accentuates my waist very well.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And saw your waist.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's literally the only reason I was posting, and that, well,
not the only reason I was posting. I was posting
because I actually wanted to know the the question I
was asking.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I have no idea what question anywhere? I never
heard of from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wow, So what you're saying is more videos of me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In those.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, the good news is is I took videos of
myself on my unicycle yesterday. God, on my unicycle in shorts.
I fell so many times. That was a cameltostish. When
I looked back at that, I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, because the sea's up your coach the whole time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, that's fair that there's nothing more you can do
with that.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But those are quick, little snippets. I don't think you
can see anything much in there. And I'm mostly riding
the unicycle because I am a professional unicyclist.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now, catch me in the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I would do. You know, this is not gonna surprise
you at all. My brother in law went through a
unicycle fase. He had an extremely tall one and he
would ride at long distances to go see friends and
he'd just show up. And he showed up to Jake's
sisters graduation and on the unicycle it's just the most
(05:42):
davy thing of all time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
One other thing we have to do to be like
the basement yard guys.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh god, there's more we have to come up with,
like our own expressions that aren't real expressions, like that's
mostly the married one. So that's once again, you or
I can just you know, I can take some of
these roles. You have to perform more than I do,
I think, which is fine because you're better at it.
But you'll be like you'll be like, yeah, you know,
I was outside and it was so hot. It's like
it's like as if the wind smacked me in the
(06:08):
ass and rolled me down the street.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like those are the things. Okay, that's a bad example.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well he'll come up with it, and then the other
guy is like, franky, that's not an expression. Okay, you
know yeah, so like that, just think about it later
on when you need to make an analogy or.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Sometimes they need to listen to these guys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think you would really like them.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think that obviously seeing the videos of them and
their reactions play so much better on TikTok than hearing
it and not seeing like visually seeing their faces. Because
there's a lot of just shock in their faces a
lot of times when one of them says something crazy
and that doesn't come across.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
As well by just listening. Oh no, I mean I've
talked to Jenny about this before, so obviously this stays
between us gals. But obviously Jenny and I will sometimes
have very serious conversations of like, how can we quit
our jobs and just do this full time time? Right? Yeah,
but we realize that we don't put any actual effort
into this podcast. So the problem with it is is like,
for you to actually blow up in the podcast world now,
(07:10):
you pretty much have to have video clips, yes, because
that's the only way people discover you outside. Well, we
have a built in like maybe you listen to us
on the radio or follow us on social Most people
are like if they aren't celebrity, right, they don't start.
They just have their friends and family. So the only
way those people blow up and catch the attention is
because they have to continuously post good clips. That's like
(07:33):
at least one goes viral. Like those guys, I don't
know anything about them. I'm guessing they were no body
famous before, right, I.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Mean, I don't know how long they've been doing well
but yes, I don't think they were very famous. However,
the episode I listened to was episode like five hundred
and ten, and they do it weekly, which means they've
been doing it for many.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Years, and they do one a week.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think it's only one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I look at the posting my favorite podcast they post
five days a week, and that like, I'm always like,
most podcasters don't do that. But if I didn't do
a radio show doing a podcast a day, five days
a week, I would do it, you know what I mean,
Like if that's like how we made money.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Maybe they did more back in the day, but no,
it's and they literally weekly. Yeah, like it's weekly and
they're on episode five twelve now, so well not what
looks like on May first there was like fucking a
million episodes released, so I don't know, but in the
last month and a half it's weekly. So anyways, they're great,
and give them a listen. The Basement Yard is what
(08:34):
they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Should I look them up during this podcast like a professional, Yeah,
go for it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The clips that you see on TikTok, if you do
stumble upon them, it's all like quick cuts off.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh I final Colt has one thousand percent sent me
a video of them. Yeah, at some point. Yeah, they're
great as like I think it was like a topic
he wanted to do kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I mean, and he saw them talk about they
do talk about just the most r them shit. I genuinely,
from a product producer side, wonder how they prep for
their podcast or if their brains are just developed that
way where they kind of have an idea of something
want to they want to talk about and then it
turns into like a ten minute conversation about Godda's what.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I would say. They probably have a pretty good outline, yeah,
but let it flow. At this point they're so like
they're so experienced with it, yeah that they like what
I listen to my show's podcast. They both used to
do radio, so there's a format to radio. They hate
a lot of the format of radio. They kind of
(09:36):
mock it sometimes, which makes me giggle because I'm like,
most people don't get these things what I do. But
you can tell their podcast is made to sound effortless
and hilarious. But there's a ton of work that goes
into it. But that's not to say they don't get
off like sidetracked, which leads to really funny, natural, offscript things.
(09:57):
So I'm gonna guess that's kind of what they do.
If they're that good, probably have an outline. Yeah, it's
you know, people have joked for years like they'll be like, oh,
you must be so nice, just like go in and
chat with your friends, and you know that's our Uh.
I met a guy at a party once. It was
like Jake's friend's husband someone. So he's like, oh, man,
must be cool. You just like read Twitter, and I
started laughing, Oh yep, I just read Twitter for four
(10:19):
hours each day on the radio. What an easy job.
I was like, you fucking idiot. I just thought, what
a dumb idiot. And we'll never compare our jobs like
something crazy. But there's a like, we don't put a
ton of effort at this podcast. We could put it
into this one at that, but into our normal radio shows.
A lot of work and effort goes into it and
(10:39):
coming up with bits, trying them out. Maybe they suck,
maybe we can make it better, whatever it may be.
But yeah, I'm like, I know I can tell when
someone's working hard on something typically, and I can also
tell when there's minimal effort put in pretty easily so,
but if you any suggestions on how Jenny and I
(11:01):
can take this to the next level and get rich,
get rich or died, try in you let us know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I think we have an idea. It's just that we
just don't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But it will still We'll still take suggestions or if
you want to like work for free what Jenny, I
don't know, I'm just throwing I can't ask that if
I didn't, I didn't somebody that was the wind.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh god, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It might have sounded like my voice, but I heard
that the wind has a deep course of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Deep fucking wiscons and asked, boys, let me tell you
that wind, I tell you, and I'll mean I got
really high last night. Yeah, I was going for to
get there. I got to text at like nine to
twenty pm. I don't think Jenny's seen nine twenty pm
on a week night and like years, and that's true.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm always up that really.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm like, I'm not And you caught me on one
good night and I well, actually I've been saying to
about ten lately. But I got this text from Jenny.
Struck if I got back on accidentally high and By
the time I saw it, I had like twelve other
texts from her. I was like, oh, she's definitely high.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
If you know me well enough, you know that I
have had really BADHD experiences in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You're not. You don't smoke weed, Nope.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I used to be okay with smoking weed, but I
only did it every once in a blue moon, and
then I had one bad experience with that. Edibles nope, Delta,
no garden, nope, none of that stuff. However, there is
this is not a plug, even though I do endorse some.
But Mary and Jane has these microdose melts and I
have been taking them, and you know there's one.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Why are you taking them to help you asleep? Kind
of thing?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They had dream ones and sunny ones. Sunnies are their
energy ones. Dreams are their sleepy ones. So I have
been doing a lot of the dreamy ones where I
take about two tablets for bed.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's just got two.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I think it's milligrams, right, that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Each one is one milligram.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, so two tablets two milligrams total. So usually
I do two to three. Well, last whatever day it was,
I had had coffee in the middle of the afternoon
with an acquaintance.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
And I told Jake this story and he that was
the most disturbing part to him. The time of day
you had a coffee. Oh yeah, He's like, what kind
of psycho? Yeah, he has coffee at that time. I
said Jenny was off her rocker that day. I just
had a lot of shit I had to get done.
So I'm drinking coffee till like five pm. And I
shouldn't be, no, And I didn't think about that as
I'm going to sleep and it's like nine o'clock. And
(13:18):
with these little tablets, you basically let them dissolve underneath
your tongue. And I did it, like the first time
she's lest something dissolved under her tongue, would it. I
would never just let it sit there and muster in
my mouth and dissolve.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's disgusting. You either spit or you swallow.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There's one or oh, dentist next switsh for me, swish
for me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
First of all, I'm an adult. I like a facial Anyways,
I would not you.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
If I have any future suitors listening to this right now,
I just want to say that these are jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And you better. Every person. Every person should know that
is a ask permission first situation.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And watch the eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Okay, it feels like a fucking something's burning inside of
you if you get it in the eye. All right,
back to my story. Sorry, Sorry, So I was getting high. Yeah,
the tablets are dissolving.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Underneath my tongue.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And I'm going one, two, three, right in a row,
and I'm like, feeling good, feeling great. I get up
to go to the bathroom and I'm like, oh, something's
not right. Yeah, and my heart is just racing out
of my chest. I look at myself in the mirror.
I look just stoned out of my mind. My eyes
(14:42):
are bloodshot, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, I've done
three tablets before. This doesn't make sense to me. And
then I realize it's because my thing with weed is
usually I have anxiety. It increases my heart rate, and
with coffee, obviously that increases my heart. Right, I already
am an anxious person. And then I just added this
to the cocktail and I got very high. So I
(15:05):
was high in the head, heart attack in the heart,
and I'm texting Fallon like I'm really high, right, she sent.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Me a video link she sent me because Jake was
giving advice.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Jake said something along the lines of it, she needs
to turn the lights off, lay down, and watch TV,
and she needs to she needs to settle in, you said,
he specifically said turn the lights down low. Yeah, So
then I look up the song Max turn the Lights
down Low, and I can't, Like, that's all I have
in my head. So I'm listening to that and then
I said found.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She said she knew by the way she forgot one thing.
She said she knew she was high because she discovered
she was talking to herself in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I was, And so I tried to follow Jake's advice
like lay down, turn the lights down, whatever, watch TV.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But I just keep telling my husband used to be
a massive stoner immediately lets everyone know. But yeah, handle it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I had like a few moments of panic where I'm like,
am I gonna end up in the r Like I've
never been high on my own before. We're like, so
someone wasn't there to talk my high ass down. So
I was like, this is great. I like I got
to figure this out. And that's one thing about being single.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I've learned.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's like, I just figure shit out now on my own.
So when I'm having panic attacks because I'm hot, yeah,
I figured it out. And instead of watching TV, I
just watched tiktoks and laughed hysterically. Uh huh, laugh hysterically.
If you have not seen it, you need to google.
The jets to holiday song with the guy who's on
one of those surfing things at a water park. He
falls off, he flies, He's like a rotisserie chicken rolling around.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
She said that even the next day he's like, I'm
still laughing. Have you seen this? I'm like, oh my god,
are you still high?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, the suit comes off at one point, his ass
is out. They finally stop it.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The comments are like setting me off even more because
people are hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
People comments are so erdic ulozie funny. They deserve There
should be an a There should be an award, like
all these stupid social media awards for best comments. I agree,
because the comments are the best part usually.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
But yeah, that journey ended about I mean, it only
lasted about an hour, so it wasn't It wasn't bad,
only like a few moments of like true panic, just
like I hate the heart racing feeling. I hate it
so much. It's just it makes me feel like I'm dying.
So then you know in my head I am dying,
and then the next thing I know, I want to
call nine one one.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I just had this conversation with all of yesterday on
how to properly use nine one one. Yeah, do you
know how to? She said, So, if there's a giant spider,
can I call nine one one?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Hey, that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
And we were like and we're like, no, call dad.
She's like, but like real giant. And we're like no,
if you see a big spider, She's like, no, like giant,
Like she's talking like life size huge, And he's like,
I still think you should ask me first, Yeah, and
then we would call nine one one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Your daughter is going to be one of those people
that we play on a clip on the show of like, yeah,
a seven year old call nine one one today because
mommy ate the last Chips a Hoy or something like
first chips shouldn't have been you.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Said, chips away. Chips a Hoy are the shittiest cookie
and all the land. I cannot think level shit ass cookie.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I need them. I did eat them. Once out of
a garbage can.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I think they're trash. Let me talk to you about
some shitty cookies. If you own to the grocery store
and you're buying a pre made cookie, yeah, you don't
even bother coming to my party with Chips a Hoy. Okay,
if you're gonna get a pre made cookie, at least
get the Tates. The Tate cookies are actually fucking good.
They're in a green t at. They're in a green bag.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh, I don't know if I recognize that brand.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Of course, you don't everything Chips a Hoy Chips a whore?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
All right, that was a good one.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're the guy. Can't call the podcast Chips a whore though,
because the problem is it's a little aggressive. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think it's actually pretty good, I.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Know, but it pops up on people's like car radios
and stuff. Oh, Grimey or river.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
If Sally is old enough to know what horror means
and can read it, it's fine, okay, Bold, you're right,
Chips away our garbage. The only reason I have of
feeling towards them is because we were never allowed to
have stuff like that in our house, and my sister
and I used to go dumpster diving, and I'm not kidding,
and the first time we found.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And keep some things to yourself and my diary.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's our podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's all that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm so fun and I am so We would go
dumpster diving and we hit the dogpot one time because
we found a container of chips away that was open. Yeah, however,
there was only a cookie missing, so we put it
in the crotch in the what in the garage?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's a crotch, although we used to grudge what's crotch?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The reason I'm laughing is because this should not surprise you. No,
So we put it in the garage and my sister
and I'm we go have one whatever, Well guess who
was sneaker? Little fingers and to get a couple extras
every once in a while with me, Yeah, of course
I would because I have no self control.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No same. So we never had shit like that in
the house.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
So when we I own a container of chips, ahoy,
it was like finding the law.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Like when you do realize if you just removed the
identity of you and your sister and inserted to raccoons,
it would exactly be the same, right, literally they went
down and they're diving. They had their disgusting little sticky fingers.
Take it extra of the chips.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Away, Okay, and what's the problem. Okay, raccoons raccoon now
because of you.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
God damn it. I know raccoons are really fucking cute.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
So if I had to be a little crumb grubber
like that, Yeah, anyone.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Call raccoon, I will. Is it raccoon, No, it's raccoon,
It's raccoon, but it racks on, racks on rack Raccoon's funny, funniest.
One of the funnest texts ever. Steve was trying to
find a shirt for a party and he's like, do
I get this or not? And to this day is
his biggest regret. I could call right now. I'm gonna
call him, Okay, won't answer.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Hold he might.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He called me last week and I didn't answer him, so.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Because I've also been ghosting him because he calls me
at the most incondoct time.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, he does get ready if he even answers, he's
going to perform.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I meant to call him yesterday after I got done
with this jump brope me and workout, because I listened
to a Big Booty mix and I found a new
drop I liked. Oh no now oh V podcast a message.
I know we got to talk about some more em
drops and Big Booty Mix.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
K love you. Okay anyway, he's not going to answer
me because he's not even reading what he wrote. I said,
no now, podcast bitch, Okay, anyway, it was stupid, but
basically it was a shirt on the Nords term clear
inter rack on the Raccoon and it was on that
song rack City was popular and it was like Raccoon
City and he's like, should I get this for this event?
(21:44):
And I'm like, yes, he's a christial'll kill me. I'm
pretty sure it was how it went to this day,
biggas di grat of his life not buying that shirt.
That story is not as good. Okay, he's calling, yeah, okay, okay, girl,
all right, you're like cash Okay, just quickly tell Jenny
the biggest regret you did not purchase. It was a
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T shirt on a clearance rack.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Oh have you wait?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh oh dude, wait, don't Raccoon cityy bitch, Rack City,
Raccoon City, Bitch. I also wanted to have you ever
looked up remember the Three six Mafia.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
What about them, dude?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Look up three six Mafia. Like the shirts they would
wear what in the dark and stuff. That's another thing
I wish. I wish I could wear the hip hop shirts.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't have the body type for it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You do have the body type you Actually it's baggy, Well,
she said baggy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Did she did Wisconsin? You could take the girl out
of Wisconsin. You can't take cheese out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, that's for sure. And she just told a story
about how her and her sister went. The reason this
came out was because her and her sister went dumpster
diving and found chips Ahoy and snuck him and hit
him and ate him in her garage. So how this
all came to be?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
She said, I'm like a raccoon.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, oh my god, that's that's why you'll meet your
next boy to.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
In a dumpster diving. Okay, I'm letting you go love
me by Okay. I was worth it.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I can like picture the shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
What was it? Was it for a work event he
was going to get it for or was it? No,
it was for a work It was like for like
a I can't remember now, like a girl's night out
or one of our events or whatever kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was thinking for a second it was something that
he was going to be going to with Christy, his wife,
and I was she probably would have murdered him.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No, I think it was more about let's not spend
money on something stupid and just get what you actually need.
But I actually think that would have been the perfect shirt.
I honestly feel like I could probably go back on
our text chain and find it at some point. I've
never deleted our text chain.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would you need to delete, like some of the stuff
in your phone him?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
There are certain text chains I do not delete because
there's too much blackmail and uh yeah, that sounds crazy.
Not blackmail on Steep.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I get what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We have too much information back and forth between each
other that I don't want to lose.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I think I put a setting in my phone that
just automatically deletes things after a given time.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So I don't like when you go.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Into a text chain with someone and you can go
to the media portion. Usually I can't go back too
far with anything that was sent picture wise, because I've
deleted all.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'll have to look at that but I knock on
what have never deleted my text chain with Jake, so
I have like our very first text to each other. Yeah,
and things like that. But I'm not sure about media.
I guess that might delete after a certain amount of time.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Can I tell you something that I research for a
good amount of time Saturday night and might do it
in two weeks a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I might just like jut out to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Why because I want to know. That was rude?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's fine, trust me, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I actually there are two different people I follow that
were there this weekend and it looked awesome.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I have one person I know that was there. I
had no idea this was happening, and you probably would
think that I would since we work in radio, but
didn't know that they had this residency at the Sphere.
I did know that I always wanted to go there
now since that open, because it does look like a
crazy cool venue. And I saw so many videos of
their performances this weekend and I was like, I need
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to go.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I am holding out for and I don't think it's
going to happen, But if it did happen, you would
have to come with me, no matter how expensive the
tickets are. Okay, what if I don't think it's going
to happen. But what if the Spice Girls were there? Yeah,
I'm there. What if the ticket was a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'd probably do it? Yes, I probably would.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What I knew Jenny would be. She's a Spice girl
early like me. That's why I'm like, and you never
will see them? No that I actually who was I
talking to? I think Alicia Lewis from like Carolevin, because, like,
you know, everyone was ripping that they made such a
big deal over Paul McCartney coming here. Yeah, because while
it is cool he's been here before, it feel like
it's that surprising. And she I think it was her
that was like if it would have been the Spice Girls,
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I'm like, yeah, that would have been the announcement of
the century.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
That's what I think some people were contemplating. But I
just knew that wasn't what it was going to be.
But anyways, I've been googling how, well, not how, but
I've been googling flights to go out there in like
two weekends. How much tickets are what's weird about it?
But I asked someone who's been there. So tickets, floor
seats are available, it's all resale.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You don't want to be in floor on the sphere,
I know.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
And so it's like, so they told me, if you're
there for Backstreet Boys and Backstreet Boys alone, then you'll
enjoy the floor seats like that, you'll still see the
performance whatever. But if you want to see the experience
of the Sphere, then you have to have like seat seats.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, so I think you're you like want to be
in like what four hundred level or something for like
the best experience.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Actually, I think it's more of like the second level. Okay,
So I don't know if it's two hundred or not,
but I feel like the second level was what I
was finding to be the most expensive.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
But but I mean, I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I feel like I'm kind of in this phase of
life of I'm just going to go do shit I
want to do because I got I became very boring
in the last couple of years of my life, I think,
and I'm like I'm having fun right now, Like yeah,
like a lot of random things have happened in my life,
and so.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't think you became I'd like to go back.
I don't think you became boring. I think you became
comfortable and living like a life that you liked and
you enjoyed. And that doesn't mean you weren't fun or
interesting anymore. But I think we convince ourselves of that
if we aren't doing things like going to the Backstreet
Boys on a whim at the sphere.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I think it's just the fact that I know that
I'm very, very much energized by being around people and
doing things, and I think I got myself and it's
I'm not even referencing just like my old relationship.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm referencing the fact that I started.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
A travel blog and on weekends I'd be like, I'm
gonna make content and stuff, and I stopped like going
out and doing things right that I cared about because
I felt like I always had to be catching up
on stuff. So anyways, I was like, do I need
to go to Vegas after I just spent ten days
in Ice, and no, I absolutely don't. However, this concert
looks so cool and it feels like one of those
once in a lifetime opportunities, and I have nobody to
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go with. I literally would probably go by myself, but
I'm just trying to like weasel my way into some
hotels right now.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
They're dms that I'm like, hey.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You could easily get a hotel, but for free. No,
you can get one for free. So I'm trying to
we have people in the building they can get to
access to hotels, report to that.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I do know that there's people in the building that
I have connections, but I didn't really want to resort
to that. I'm just like pitching myself as I'm trying
to do because I have a travel blog, so like
why not? So I had it was like a lot
of intense information that they needed from me. So I
feel like the ones I reached out to were a
little too high end for probably wanting to partner with
a lowly little girl like me.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Did you look and see what's closest to the sphere? Yeah,
that's the people. Okay, Okay, I don't even know which
places are closest to the sphere.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So Venetian and are the two like close big ones
because it's like basically behind the Venetian and then there's
a ton of other like normal not strip crazy resorts
in that area too.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That are you gonna stay with my old boss? You
just won't be in Vegas, Vegas. She'll just be on
the outskirts of Vegas.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
World Block J Love I met him at.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But they they live there, but they don't live obviously,
people who live Vegas don't live on the strip.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So so what I'm thinking if this does happen, and
it's probably not gonna happen, is I fly in on
a Friday, I'm walking down the strip.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Some promoters gonna ask me to go to a club.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Because that happens, I probably will go, honestly, okay, to
like go hang out and like make friends, have a
good time, shake my ass a little bit. Yeah, next day,
if I'm staying at one of these bougie resorts, I'm
obviously just gonna lay by the pool. Then I go
to the concert. I'll probably meet people along the way
at the concert, I'll make new buddies. We'll go out
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after the concert. Yeah, I'll come home Sunday. It's gonna
be a short lived thirty six ish hours forty eight tops,
and I will probably take off on Monday. Because that
is all sounding so exhausting as I speak it sound
to the rough atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
When does his residency run, Like when does it over?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Like almost two months?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think it's a Friday, Saturday, Sunday every weekend, oh bitch.
And so I'm looking into going if I were next Saturday.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay with that concert? Gotchall see, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think it's fun. Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
And I really did. This is the part of being
single that sucks. I really was like, who could.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I convince me?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And there's just like nobody like and it's not because
they're in relationship. It's just that everyone's busy and has
lives or families or whatever. And so these are the
moments where I'm like, I wish I had more single friends.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I would go to the Spice Girls, but I love
the backstory voice, but I've seen them enough where I don't.
It's not appealing enough for me to go to Vegas.
Vegas is not my place.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh, I mean, it's not mine anymore. It was when
I was young.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
The only I recently tried to get to the Dolly Residency,
which was sold out in like three seconds. You took
Jake there though, right, didn't you? A first for Garth Brooks.
We were I don't think we were there for twenty
four hours. Yeah, it was crazy in and out, just
because Garth doesn't like do big tours as often, and
he's always wanted to see him, And Garth Brooks is
my favorite concert I've ever been to, so I wanted
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him to go and yeah, he loved it. It was great,
it was worth it, So I would do it ten
out of ten. Would always recommend Garth Brooks.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I've never seen him. I just remember that I worked
at Bubba Gump at the Mall of America when he
did a bunch of shows. Here was it at us Bank.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
No, So he used to always do him. I can't
f its target or Excel. He would do like multiple shows.
I want to say it was target.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
But it was the highest sales we had ever grossed
a Bubba Gump when he was here. Because funny, So
everyone traveled in YEP, came to the Ball of America,
went to the concent and we were slammed from open
to close that weekend. Yeah, it's crazy. He's amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He's He's not like someone you look at and you're
like that person's super in shape and can run around
the cup hundred and ten percent at every show. Great storyteller,
which is like if I think about, like some of
the best storytellers in live music and we're going late now,
some of the best storytellers I've ever seen in concert Elton,
John Garth, Brooks, Dolly Parton, because they've they've seen, they've
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sung these songs a million times, and they will still
tell you the story of how it came to be.
And I think that's a beautiful thing because it's like
you have new fans, you have people then ever heard
the story. And I think Adele is a really good
because you look at someone like Adele, She's not going
to be dancing and running around the stage. She's standing there,
beautiful voice, but she's funny and like a good storyteller.
So some of those things like stand out to me
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as like it made the concert a trillion tim's better.
Like when I saw Elton, it was like telling the
story of him and Burnie and how they put these
songs together and what part came first or what inspired it,
and it's just like it's a kind of it's just
very cool because I'm always interested in how songs are written,
but that is fun anyway, Okay, well, uh, have a great,
great week. Chips a whore. I think you should title
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it that, but it's maybe I don't like a little
bleepy of it. Yeah, okay, Oh, we're not going to
get an endorsement with them now.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
They probably would love it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I don't want an endorsement. That was a trick. I
think their cookies are trash.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And they're not going because you're a little bit about it,
I know, but if there was a breath, I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm gonna take that back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You were on the record.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That's a little bit of a MEMI is what I meant.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
God, just call me a bitch.
Hello, and welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. Today
we'll be talking like this, Why Jenny no join me?
I don't want match me, match my energy? Do you
watch now or does it come up on your algorithm?
The Basement Yard Podcast? No, but I know what it is.
It's an Australian podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Then to New York guys.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, rewind, I've heard of it, but I thought it
was Australian. I've never listened to it. Uh huh, unless
I've watched a bit by them that like coult or
Mike Conway are my friend sent me for, Like here's
a bit you guys should do kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't think that they really do bits.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's really just two dudes talking back and forth about
the most random shit. One of them's married, one of
them single, and they're like best buddies, grew up together
and stuff. And I've only ever seen clips of the
podcast on TikTok and I finally went on walk yesterday
and listened to an episode. They're so funny and I
feel like we have the opportunity to be them, but
(01:02):
the female version, because.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We got to be funny. Then well they should start
with that ship, right, we'll do something funny then, Jenny. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So for instance, they were talking about squirting and not
in the sexual south like, and then they had to
do a sponsor and they're like, yep, you can squirt
on over here, and then they just go in on
something very inappropriate but it's not supposed to be inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well what kind of squirting were they talking about? That?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't remember anymore now, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
This will be them them.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
However, what you're gonna have to work on for your
character department for us to be like, just because I'm
the happy I'm obviously like the single one.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You don't say, gotcha okay?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Is you actually have to come on to me a
little bit more because that's like the married guy's bit.
I've always been like, yeah, but like if we were
to make out some times and then you'd like look
at the other guy.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like right, but I feel like I hit on you
a little bit, but you're right, I could amp it
up a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's what you have to do, so that this is
all just.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
A long game for me to hit on you in general.
So you feel like get like a little bit of anything.
I don't know anything you are correct on that. I
don't have an answer to that.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So you're gonna have to hit on me more. Well,
it should be easy. Today you have a circle opening
in your titties of your dress, and I mean I
am millimeters from straight nipple. Also, I'm gonna call you
out here it goes. Yesterday you posted a video of
you been like I gotta like little fanny pack. All
I could look at was your vagina in that outfit,
(02:33):
those shorts. It was highlighting your It wasn't cameltoe. It
was highlighting your.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I didn't have a cameltoe, did I?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, you did not. You had a vagina situation.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A vagina situation, not a fucking ball.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm just telling you. I never looked at your face
in that video. I looked at your.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I did have a vagina situation.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm it almost is like it's almost like it's almost
a camelton, but it's not. It's more of like you
can see the thigh what yeah, like the thigh to
the vagina spot what would that be called your pelvis?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Hold on, let me pull it back up and I
got it. No, it's like yes, it like is perfectly
accentuating your vage good. So I never looked at the
dog or your bag. I could only see your pusse.
Then in video two, it's also cupping it and you're
sitting down photo But short thighs, Genny.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, but that's my thighs in between.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know what thighs.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, when my thighs are together like that and I'm
sitting down, my vagina is much.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Lower, Jenny. It's a triangle. It's a triangle that is
not your thigh. There's a crease separation.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That is the pubic region though, that is thy lips.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The first one it did have like a little bit
of a lip vibe. Yeah, But this second one, I
know it's just the food but not fat.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just live my life.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was so turned on by my Instagram story.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just saying. I felt like, I was like, there
is no way she doesn't know this is accentuating her badge.
I was like, she's posting this.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I genuinely was not posting on purpose because of the
vadge said. I was posting because I think that that
actually accentuates my waist very well.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And saw your waist.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's literally the only reason I was posting, and that, well,
not the only reason I was posting. I was posting
because I actually wanted to know the the question I
was asking.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I have no idea what question anywhere? I never
heard of from your mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wow, So what you're saying is more videos of me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In those.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, the good news is is I took videos of
myself on my unicycle yesterday. God, on my unicycle in shorts.
I fell so many times. That was a cameltostish. When
I looked back at that, I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, because the sea's up your coach the whole time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, that's fair that there's nothing more you can do
with that.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
But those are quick, little snippets. I don't think you
can see anything much in there. And I'm mostly riding
the unicycle because I am a professional unicyclist.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now, catch me in the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I would do. You know, this is not gonna surprise
you at all. My brother in law went through a
unicycle fase. He had an extremely tall one and he
would ride at long distances to go see friends and
he'd just show up. And he showed up to Jake's
sisters graduation and on the unicycle it's just the most
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davy thing of all time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
One other thing we have to do to be like
the basement yard guys.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh god, there's more we have to come up with,
like our own expressions that aren't real expressions, like that's
mostly the married one. So that's once again, you or
I can just you know, I can take some of
these roles. You have to perform more than I do,
I think, which is fine because you're better at it.
But you'll be like you'll be like, yeah, you know,
I was outside and it was so hot. It's like
it's like as if the wind smacked me in the
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ass and rolled me down the street.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like those are the things. Okay, that's a bad example.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well he'll come up with it, and then the other
guy is like, franky, that's not an expression. Okay, you
know yeah, so like that, just think about it later
on when you need to make an analogy or.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Sometimes they need to listen to these guys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think you would really like them.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think that obviously seeing the videos of them and
their reactions play so much better on TikTok than hearing
it and not seeing like visually seeing their faces. Because
there's a lot of just shock in their faces a
lot of times when one of them says something crazy
and that doesn't come across.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
As well by just listening. Oh no, I mean I've
talked to Jenny about this before, so obviously this stays
between us gals. But obviously Jenny and I will sometimes
have very serious conversations of like, how can we quit
our jobs and just do this full time time? Right? Yeah,
but we realize that we don't put any actual effort
into this podcast. So the problem with it is is like,
for you to actually blow up in the podcast world now,
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you pretty much have to have video clips, yes, because
that's the only way people discover you outside. Well, we
have a built in like maybe you listen to us
on the radio or follow us on social Most people
are like if they aren't celebrity, right, they don't start.
They just have their friends and family. So the only
way those people blow up and catch the attention is
because they have to continuously post good clips. That's like
(07:33):
at least one goes viral. Like those guys, I don't
know anything about them. I'm guessing they were no body
famous before, right, I.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Mean, I don't know how long they've been doing well
but yes, I don't think they were very famous. However,
the episode I listened to was episode like five hundred
and ten, and they do it weekly, which means they've
been doing it for many.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Years, and they do one a week.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think it's only one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I look at the posting my favorite podcast they post
five days a week, and that like, I'm always like,
most podcasters don't do that. But if I didn't do
a radio show doing a podcast a day, five days
a week, I would do it, you know what I mean,
Like if that's like how we made money.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Maybe they did more back in the day, but no,
it's and they literally weekly. Yeah, like it's weekly and
they're on episode five twelve now, so well not what
looks like on May first there was like fucking a
million episodes released, so I don't know, but in the
last month and a half it's weekly. So anyways, they're great,
and give them a listen. The Basement Yard is what
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they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Should I look them up during this podcast like a professional, Yeah,
go for it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The clips that you see on TikTok, if you do
stumble upon them, it's all like quick cuts off.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh I final Colt has one thousand percent sent me
a video of them. Yeah, at some point. Yeah, they're
great as like I think it was like a topic
he wanted to do kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I mean, and he saw them talk about they
do talk about just the most r them shit. I genuinely,
from a product producer side, wonder how they prep for
their podcast or if their brains are just developed that
way where they kind of have an idea of something
want to they want to talk about and then it
turns into like a ten minute conversation about Godda's what.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I would say. They probably have a pretty good outline, yeah,
but let it flow. At this point they're so like
they're so experienced with it, yeah that they like what
I listen to my show's podcast. They both used to
do radio, so there's a format to radio. They hate
a lot of the format of radio. They kind of
(09:36):
mock it sometimes, which makes me giggle because I'm like,
most people don't get these things what I do. But
you can tell their podcast is made to sound effortless
and hilarious. But there's a ton of work that goes
into it. But that's not to say they don't get
off like sidetracked, which leads to really funny, natural, offscript things.
(09:57):
So I'm gonna guess that's kind of what they do.
If they're that good, probably have an outline. Yeah, it's
you know, people have joked for years like they'll be like, oh,
you must be so nice, just like go in and
chat with your friends, and you know that's our Uh.
I met a guy at a party once. It was
like Jake's friend's husband someone. So he's like, oh, man,
must be cool. You just like read Twitter, and I
started laughing, Oh yep, I just read Twitter for four
(10:19):
hours each day on the radio. What an easy job.
I was like, you fucking idiot. I just thought, what
a dumb idiot. And we'll never compare our jobs like
something crazy. But there's a like, we don't put a
ton of effort at this podcast. We could put it
into this one at that, but into our normal radio shows.
A lot of work and effort goes into it and
(10:39):
coming up with bits, trying them out. Maybe they suck,
maybe we can make it better, whatever it may be.
But yeah, I'm like, I know I can tell when
someone's working hard on something typically, and I can also
tell when there's minimal effort put in pretty easily so,
but if you any suggestions on how Jenny and I
(11:01):
can take this to the next level and get rich,
get rich or died, try in you let us know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I think we have an idea. It's just that we
just don't want to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
But it will still We'll still take suggestions or if
you want to like work for free what Jenny, I
don't know, I'm just throwing I can't ask that if
I didn't, I didn't somebody that was the wind.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh god, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It might have sounded like my voice, but I heard
that the wind has a deep course of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Deep fucking wiscons and asked, boys, let me tell you
that wind, I tell you, and I'll mean I got
really high last night. Yeah, I was going for to
get there. I got to text at like nine to
twenty pm. I don't think Jenny's seen nine twenty pm
on a week night and like years, and that's true.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm always up that really.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm like, I'm not And you caught me on one
good night and I well, actually I've been saying to
about ten lately. But I got this text from Jenny.
Struck if I got back on accidentally high and By
the time I saw it, I had like twelve other
texts from her. I was like, oh, she's definitely high.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
If you know me well enough, you know that I
have had really BADHD experiences in my life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You're not. You don't smoke weed, Nope.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I used to be okay with smoking weed, but I
only did it every once in a blue moon, and
then I had one bad experience with that. Edibles nope, Delta,
no garden, nope, none of that stuff. However, there is
this is not a plug, even though I do endorse some.
But Mary and Jane has these microdose melts and I
have been taking them, and you know there's one.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Why are you taking them to help you asleep? Kind
of thing?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They had dream ones and sunny ones. Sunnies are their
energy ones. Dreams are their sleepy ones. So I have
been doing a lot of the dreamy ones where I
take about two tablets for bed.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's just got two.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I think it's milligrams, right, that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Each one is one milligram.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, so two tablets two milligrams total. So usually
I do two to three. Well, last whatever day it was,
I had had coffee in the middle of the afternoon
with an acquaintance.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
And I told Jake this story and he that was
the most disturbing part to him. The time of day
you had a coffee. Oh yeah, He's like, what kind
of psycho? Yeah, he has coffee at that time. I
said Jenny was off her rocker that day. I just
had a lot of shit I had to get done.
So I'm drinking coffee till like five pm. And I
shouldn't be, no, And I didn't think about that as
I'm going to sleep and it's like nine o'clock. And
(13:18):
with these little tablets, you basically let them dissolve underneath
your tongue. And I did it, like the first time
she's lest something dissolved under her tongue, would it. I
would never just let it sit there and muster in
my mouth and dissolve.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's disgusting. You either spit or you swallow.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There's one or oh, dentist next switsh for me, swish
for me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
First of all, I'm an adult. I like a facial Anyways,
I would not you.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
If I have any future suitors listening to this right now,
I just want to say that these are jokes.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And you better. Every person. Every person should know that
is a ask permission first situation.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And watch the eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Okay, it feels like a fucking something's burning inside of
you if you get it in the eye. All right,
back to my story. Sorry, Sorry, So I was getting high. Yeah,
the tablets are dissolving.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Underneath my tongue.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And I'm going one, two, three, right in a row,
and I'm like, feeling good, feeling great. I get up
to go to the bathroom and I'm like, oh, something's
not right. Yeah, and my heart is just racing out
of my chest. I look at myself in the mirror.
I look just stoned out of my mind. My eyes
(14:42):
are bloodshot, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, I've done
three tablets before. This doesn't make sense to me. And
then I realize it's because my thing with weed is
usually I have anxiety. It increases my heart rate, and
with coffee, obviously that increases my heart. Right, I already
am an anxious person. And then I just added this
to the cocktail and I got very high. So I
(15:05):
was high in the head, heart attack in the heart,
and I'm texting Fallon like I'm really high, right, she sent.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Me a video link she sent me because Jake was
giving advice.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Jake said something along the lines of it, she needs
to turn the lights off, lay down, and watch TV,
and she needs to she needs to settle in, you said,
he specifically said turn the lights down low. Yeah, So
then I look up the song Max turn the Lights
down Low, and I can't, Like, that's all I have
in my head. So I'm listening to that and then
I said found.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She said she knew by the way she forgot one thing.
She said she knew she was high because she discovered
she was talking to herself in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I was, And so I tried to follow Jake's advice
like lay down, turn the lights down, whatever, watch TV.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But I just keep telling my husband used to be
a massive stoner immediately lets everyone know. But yeah, handle it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I had like a few moments of panic where I'm like,
am I gonna end up in the r Like I've
never been high on my own before. We're like, so
someone wasn't there to talk my high ass down. So
I was like, this is great. I like I got
to figure this out. And that's one thing about being single.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I've learned.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
It's like, I just figure shit out now on my own.
So when I'm having panic attacks because I'm hot, yeah,
I figured it out. And instead of watching TV, I
just watched tiktoks and laughed hysterically. Uh huh, laugh hysterically.
If you have not seen it, you need to google.
The jets to holiday song with the guy who's on
one of those surfing things at a water park. He
falls off, he flies, He's like a rotisserie chicken rolling around.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
She said that even the next day he's like, I'm
still laughing. Have you seen this? I'm like, oh my god,
are you still high?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, the suit comes off at one point, his ass
is out. They finally stop it.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The comments are like setting me off even more because
people are hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
People comments are so erdic ulozie funny. They deserve There
should be an a There should be an award, like
all these stupid social media awards for best comments. I agree,
because the comments are the best part usually.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
But yeah, that journey ended about I mean, it only
lasted about an hour, so it wasn't It wasn't bad,
only like a few moments of like true panic, just
like I hate the heart racing feeling. I hate it
so much. It's just it makes me feel like I'm dying.
So then you know in my head I am dying,
and then the next thing I know, I want to
call nine one one.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I just had this conversation with all of yesterday on
how to properly use nine one one. Yeah, do you
know how to? She said, So, if there's a giant spider,
can I call nine one one?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Hey, that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
And we were like and we're like, no, call dad.
She's like, but like real giant. And we're like no,
if you see a big spider, She's like, no, like giant,
Like she's talking like life size huge, And he's like,
I still think you should ask me first, Yeah, and
then we would call nine one one.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Your daughter is going to be one of those people
that we play on a clip on the show of like, yeah,
a seven year old call nine one one today because
mommy ate the last Chips a Hoy or something like
first chips shouldn't have been you.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Said, chips away. Chips a Hoy are the shittiest cookie
and all the land. I cannot think level shit ass cookie.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I need them. I did eat them. Once out of
a garbage can.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I think they're trash. Let me talk to you about
some shitty cookies. If you own to the grocery store
and you're buying a pre made cookie, yeah, you don't
even bother coming to my party with Chips a Hoy. Okay,
if you're gonna get a pre made cookie, at least
get the Tates. The Tate cookies are actually fucking good.
They're in a green t at. They're in a green bag.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh, I don't know if I recognize that brand.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Of course, you don't everything Chips a Hoy Chips a whore?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
All right, that was a good one.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're the guy. Can't call the podcast Chips a whore though,
because the problem is it's a little aggressive. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think it's actually pretty good, I.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Know, but it pops up on people's like car radios
and stuff. Oh, Grimey or river.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
If Sally is old enough to know what horror means
and can read it, it's fine, okay, Bold, you're right,
Chips away our garbage. The only reason I have of
feeling towards them is because we were never allowed to
have stuff like that in our house, and my sister
and I used to go dumpster diving, and I'm not kidding,
and the first time we found.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And keep some things to yourself and my diary.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's our podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It's all that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm so fun and I am so We would go
dumpster diving and we hit the dogpot one time because
we found a container of chips away that was open. Yeah, however,
there was only a cookie missing, so we put it
in the crotch in the what in the garage?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's a crotch, although we used to grudge what's crotch?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The reason I'm laughing is because this should not surprise you. No,
So we put it in the garage and my sister
and I'm we go have one whatever, Well guess who
was sneaker? Little fingers and to get a couple extras
every once in a while with me, Yeah, of course
I would because I have no self control.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No same. So we never had shit like that in
the house.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
So when we I own a container of chips, ahoy,
it was like finding the law.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Like when you do realize if you just removed the
identity of you and your sister and inserted to raccoons,
it would exactly be the same, right, literally they went
down and they're diving. They had their disgusting little sticky fingers.
Take it extra of the chips.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Away, Okay, and what's the problem. Okay, raccoons raccoon now
because of you.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
God damn it. I know raccoons are really fucking cute.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
So if I had to be a little crumb grubber
like that, Yeah, anyone.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Call raccoon, I will. Is it raccoon, No, it's raccoon,
It's raccoon, but it racks on, racks on rack Raccoon's funny, funniest.
One of the funnest texts ever. Steve was trying to
find a shirt for a party and he's like, do
I get this or not? And to this day is
his biggest regret. I could call right now. I'm gonna
call him, Okay, won't answer.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Hold he might.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He called me last week and I didn't answer him, so.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Because I've also been ghosting him because he calls me
at the most incondoct time.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, he does get ready if he even answers, he's
going to perform.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I meant to call him yesterday after I got done
with this jump brope me and workout, because I listened
to a Big Booty mix and I found a new
drop I liked. Oh no now oh V podcast a message.
I know we got to talk about some more em
drops and Big Booty Mix.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
K love you. Okay anyway, he's not going to answer
me because he's not even reading what he wrote. I said,
no now, podcast bitch, Okay, anyway, it was stupid, but
basically it was a shirt on the Nords term clear
inter rack on the Raccoon and it was on that
song rack City was popular and it was like Raccoon
City and he's like, should I get this for this event?
(21:44):
And I'm like, yes, he's a christial'll kill me. I'm
pretty sure it was how it went to this day,
biggas di grat of his life not buying that shirt.
That story is not as good. Okay, he's calling, yeah, okay, okay, girl,
all right, you're like cash Okay, just quickly tell Jenny
the biggest regret you did not purchase. It was a
(22:07):
T shirt on a clearance rack.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Oh have you wait?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh oh dude, wait, don't Raccoon cityy bitch, Rack City,
Raccoon City, Bitch. I also wanted to have you ever
looked up remember the Three six Mafia.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
What about them, dude?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Look up three six Mafia. Like the shirts they would
wear what in the dark and stuff. That's another thing
I wish. I wish I could wear the hip hop shirts.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't have the body type for it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You do have the body type you Actually it's baggy, Well,
she said baggy.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Did she did Wisconsin? You could take the girl out
of Wisconsin. You can't take cheese out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, that's for sure. And she just told a story
about how her and her sister went. The reason this
came out was because her and her sister went dumpster
diving and found chips Ahoy and snuck him and hit
him and ate him in her garage. So how this
all came to be?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
She said, I'm like a raccoon.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, oh my god, that's that's why you'll meet your
next boy to.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
In a dumpster diving. Okay, I'm letting you go love
me by Okay. I was worth it.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I can like picture the shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
What was it? Was it for a work event he
was going to get it for or was it? No,
it was for a work It was like for like
a I can't remember now, like a girl's night out
or one of our events or whatever kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was thinking for a second it was something that
he was going to be going to with Christy, his wife,
and I was she probably would have murdered him.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No, I think it was more about let's not spend
money on something stupid and just get what you actually need.
But I actually think that would have been the perfect shirt.
I honestly feel like I could probably go back on
our text chain and find it at some point. I've
never deleted our text chain.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Would you need to delete, like some of the stuff
in your phone him?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
There are certain text chains I do not delete because
there's too much blackmail and uh yeah, that sounds crazy.
Not blackmail on Steep.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I get what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We have too much information back and forth between each
other that I don't want to lose.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I think I put a setting in my phone that
just automatically deletes things after a given time.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So I don't like when you go.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Into a text chain with someone and you can go
to the media portion. Usually I can't go back too
far with anything that was sent picture wise, because I've
deleted all.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'll have to look at that but I knock on
what have never deleted my text chain with Jake, so
I have like our very first text to each other. Yeah,
and things like that. But I'm not sure about media.
I guess that might delete after a certain amount of time.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Can I tell you something that I research for a
good amount of time Saturday night and might do it
in two weeks a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I might just like jut out to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Why because I want to know. That was rude?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's fine, trust me, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I actually there are two different people I follow that
were there this weekend and it looked awesome.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I have one person I know that was there. I
had no idea this was happening, and you probably would
think that I would since we work in radio, but
didn't know that they had this residency at the Sphere.
I did know that I always wanted to go there
now since that open, because it does look like a
crazy cool venue. And I saw so many videos of
their performances this weekend and I was like, I need
(25:23):
to go.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I am holding out for and I don't think it's
going to happen, But if it did happen, you would
have to come with me, no matter how expensive the
tickets are. Okay, what if I don't think it's going
to happen. But what if the Spice Girls were there? Yeah,
I'm there. What if the ticket was a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'd probably do it? Yes, I probably would.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What I knew Jenny would be. She's a Spice girl
early like me. That's why I'm like, and you never
will see them? No that I actually who was I
talking to? I think Alicia Lewis from like Carolevin, because, like,
you know, everyone was ripping that they made such a
big deal over Paul McCartney coming here. Yeah, because while
it is cool he's been here before, it feel like
it's that surprising. And she I think it was her
that was like if it would have been the Spice Girls,
(26:04):
I'm like, yeah, that would have been the announcement of
the century.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
That's what I think some people were contemplating. But I
just knew that wasn't what it was going to be.
But anyways, I've been googling how, well, not how, but
I've been googling flights to go out there in like
two weekends. How much tickets are what's weird about it?
But I asked someone who's been there. So tickets, floor
seats are available, it's all resale.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You don't want to be in floor on the sphere,
I know.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
And so it's like, so they told me, if you're
there for Backstreet Boys and Backstreet Boys alone, then you'll
enjoy the floor seats like that, you'll still see the
performance whatever. But if you want to see the experience
of the Sphere, then you have to have like seat seats.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, so I think you're you like want to be
in like what four hundred level or something for like
the best experience.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Actually, I think it's more of like the second level. Okay,
So I don't know if it's two hundred or not,
but I feel like the second level was what I
was finding to be the most expensive.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
But but I mean, I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I feel like I'm kind of in this phase of
life of I'm just going to go do shit I
want to do because I got I became very boring
in the last couple of years of my life, I think,
and I'm like I'm having fun right now, Like yeah,
like a lot of random things have happened in my life,
and so.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't think you became I'd like to go back.
I don't think you became boring. I think you became
comfortable and living like a life that you liked and
you enjoyed. And that doesn't mean you weren't fun or
interesting anymore. But I think we convince ourselves of that
if we aren't doing things like going to the Backstreet
Boys on a whim at the sphere.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I think it's just the fact that I know that
I'm very, very much energized by being around people and
doing things, and I think I got myself and it's
I'm not even referencing just like my old relationship.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm referencing the fact that I started.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
A travel blog and on weekends I'd be like, I'm
gonna make content and stuff, and I stopped like going
out and doing things right that I cared about because
I felt like I always had to be catching up
on stuff. So anyways, I was like, do I need
to go to Vegas after I just spent ten days
in Ice, and no, I absolutely don't. However, this concert
looks so cool and it feels like one of those
once in a lifetime opportunities, and I have nobody to
(28:14):
go with. I literally would probably go by myself, but
I'm just trying to like weasel my way into some
hotels right now.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
They're dms that I'm like, hey.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You could easily get a hotel, but for free. No,
you can get one for free. So I'm trying to
we have people in the building they can get to
access to hotels, report to that.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I do know that there's people in the building that
I have connections, but I didn't really want to resort
to that. I'm just like pitching myself as I'm trying
to do because I have a travel blog, so like
why not? So I had it was like a lot
of intense information that they needed from me. So I
feel like the ones I reached out to were a
little too high end for probably wanting to partner with
a lowly little girl like me.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Did you look and see what's closest to the sphere? Yeah,
that's the people. Okay, Okay, I don't even know which
places are closest to the sphere.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So Venetian and are the two like close big ones
because it's like basically behind the Venetian and then there's
a ton of other like normal not strip crazy resorts
in that area too.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That are you gonna stay with my old boss? You
just won't be in Vegas, Vegas. She'll just be on
the outskirts of Vegas.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
World Block J Love I met him at.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But they they live there, but they don't live obviously,
people who live Vegas don't live on the strip.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So so what I'm thinking if this does happen, and
it's probably not gonna happen, is I fly in on
a Friday, I'm walking down the strip.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Some promoters gonna ask me to go to a club.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Because that happens, I probably will go, honestly, okay, to
like go hang out and like make friends, have a
good time, shake my ass a little bit. Yeah, next day,
if I'm staying at one of these bougie resorts, I'm
obviously just gonna lay by the pool. Then I go
to the concert. I'll probably meet people along the way
at the concert, I'll make new buddies. We'll go out
(29:56):
after the concert. Yeah, I'll come home Sunday. It's gonna
be a short lived thirty six ish hours forty eight tops,
and I will probably take off on Monday. Because that
is all sounding so exhausting as I speak it sound
to the rough atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
When does his residency run, Like when does it over?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Like almost two months?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think it's a Friday, Saturday, Sunday every weekend, oh bitch.
And so I'm looking into going if I were next Saturday.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay with that concert? Gotchall see, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think it's fun. Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
And I really did. This is the part of being
single that sucks. I really was like, who could.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I convince me?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And there's just like nobody like and it's not because
they're in relationship. It's just that everyone's busy and has
lives or families or whatever. And so these are the
moments where I'm like, I wish I had more single friends.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I would go to the Spice Girls, but I love
the backstory voice, but I've seen them enough where I don't.
It's not appealing enough for me to go to Vegas.
Vegas is not my place.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh, I mean, it's not mine anymore. It was when
I was young.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
The only I recently tried to get to the Dolly Residency,
which was sold out in like three seconds. You took
Jake there though, right, didn't you? A first for Garth Brooks.
We were I don't think we were there for twenty
four hours. Yeah, it was crazy in and out, just
because Garth doesn't like do big tours as often, and
he's always wanted to see him, And Garth Brooks is
my favorite concert I've ever been to, so I wanted
(31:26):
him to go and yeah, he loved it. It was great,
it was worth it, So I would do it ten
out of ten. Would always recommend Garth Brooks.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I've never seen him. I just remember that I worked
at Bubba Gump at the Mall of America when he
did a bunch of shows. Here was it at us Bank.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
No, So he used to always do him. I can't
f its target or Excel. He would do like multiple shows.
I want to say it was target.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
But it was the highest sales we had ever grossed
a Bubba Gump when he was here. Because funny, So
everyone traveled in YEP, came to the Ball of America,
went to the concent and we were slammed from open
to close that weekend. Yeah, it's crazy. He's amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
He's He's not like someone you look at and you're
like that person's super in shape and can run around
the cup hundred and ten percent at every show. Great storyteller,
which is like if I think about, like some of
the best storytellers in live music and we're going late now,
some of the best storytellers I've ever seen in concert Elton,
John Garth, Brooks, Dolly Parton, because they've they've seen, they've
(32:30):
sung these songs a million times, and they will still
tell you the story of how it came to be.
And I think that's a beautiful thing because it's like
you have new fans, you have people then ever heard
the story. And I think Adele is a really good
because you look at someone like Adele, She's not going
to be dancing and running around the stage. She's standing there,
beautiful voice, but she's funny and like a good storyteller.
So some of those things like stand out to me
(32:52):
as like it made the concert a trillion tim's better.
Like when I saw Elton, it was like telling the
story of him and Burnie and how they put these
songs together and what part came first or what inspired it,
and it's just like it's a kind of it's just
very cool because I'm always interested in how songs are written,
but that is fun anyway, Okay, well, uh, have a great,
great week. Chips a whore. I think you should title
(33:15):
it that, but it's maybe I don't like a little
bleepy of it. Yeah, okay, Oh, we're not going to
get an endorsement with them now.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
They probably would love it.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I don't want an endorsement. That was a trick. I
think their cookies are trash.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And they're not going because you're a little bit about it,
I know, but if there was a breath, I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm gonna take that back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You were on the record.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That's a little bit of a MEMI is what I meant.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
God, just call me a bitch.
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