May 13, 2025 • 32 mins
Sorry we're a bit late with this one. We're starting a new feature-"creepy DM of the week"! Falen and Jenny also do a local version of F, Marry, Ghost, would Jenny get on Raya and more! Thank you for listening!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to that I'm still fun podcast. We are late
today because of me, so I apologize.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I feel like it's I bettion. Most people might not
even notice relate though, because people don't start listening at
one am when I posted us. Okay, probably not. I
have gotten messages during the morning show on Tuesday mornings
being like, hey, you know, I think something's wrong with
the podcast or something, or the same one got uploaded
from the week before. So that's happened. Everyone's in the
blue moon. But I do have a helpload the one
from the week before before. I think something got screwed
(00:28):
up where you uploaded the most recent one that was
in the folder. But the problem was the it didn't
save the proper way, so it didn't pull the most
recent one, which was the episode that it was supposed
to do, but it saved in like a waveform versus
m P three or something like that. I remember the
one that saved like a mega file that I remember.
Maybe that's what it was. Maybe Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I was like, oh God, am I doing this regularly
and you're like secretly having to redo it?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, So I think I've only had a race two
in the time we've been doing this, which is a
good amount of time considering how many episodes you keep numbers,
don't you. I feel like we're probably around like eighty
or niney is. We've been doing it for over a year.
I can consistantly for a week a week, consistently for
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every week.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let's see, I have to go through all the different
folders that I have to see. Yeah, the pathways to
get to our folders is insane. I know, like one
of those things that use this.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is seventy eight. Oh okay, so I was close. I
said eighty Yeah, we're close. We'll get us. Let us go.
But we are here. We're here, and we're ready for it.
We got.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I can kick it off with a fun email we got.
It's kind of like a topics email and says, hey,
Jenny and Fallon. I was recently thinking about local celebrities
and I thought it would be fun to play a
game with you ladies. I call it Mary F Ghost
because I'm too nice to kill anybody, haha. But I
listed some local celebrities and I'd love to hear your answers.
(01:52):
Please give reasoning for who you choose to marry F
and Ghost and she.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'll get to that in a second. She says, ps.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I asked Tina this when she was single, so I
wanted to ask Jenny too, would you ever go on
Riah Dating App? I think Tina said she and Raven tried,
or maybe just Draven, but it was hard to get
on there anyway, Love your content and hope you both
have the best summer of your life so far. She
didn't say not to say her name. So this is
from Ali.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Thanks Ali really quick about Riyah. So, to be honest,
I did like start a profile. They have to approve you,
approve you, and I did it too soon, like too
soon after the breakup, and so it was like, oh,
you can get recommendations from these other people that are
on Riyah that you might know if you want to
ask them for it. And I was like not ready
(02:38):
to like ask other people. But Tina did get accepted
after she met Trevor Funny, so she did get accepted
and Raven got accepted too, right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I thinks I want to say, yes, I don't remember you.
I think there's like you give quote unquote passes to
people too, can't you?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh I don't know about that. On there, I'm got
a make but I think there was like two people
I want to say, and I can't I remember who
the other person was. It might have been Raven, honestly,
but it was definitely Tina, and I like hadn't even
told Tina me and Andrew had broken up yet, I
don't think so. I think I was like, yeah, we're
not there yet. So I did try to get on it,
so you would.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Try again at some point when you get right, Yeah, okay,
that's the one dating app you would do well. I
do also have a Hinge profile that was created because
of friends, and I have was on it for like
a hot second. It also did not understand this about
Hinge that you have to do this happen like two
three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, and I didn't realize you have to be like
subscribed or pay a subscription fee to get to see
all of the matches. So like, truthfully, I have like
lots of matches, Like my notification says like three eighty
or something, but I can only see like three of
the people's profile. Really, yeah, it's weird. And I also
(03:52):
I'm so bad at apps and don't even care to
teach myself. Okay, three eighty nine. It says, but you
go to the people and I don't even know if
you want to consider him matches because it says, okay,
so I actually can see like five more than that,
So I can see up to there of matches.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh my god, God, you wouldn't date any of the
ones they're showing you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I know. But then you keep scrolling and it's
all like blurt out faces and so I can't see
like any am.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, if that's a preview of what's blurry, I wouldn't
pay for the app.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Either's no offense to those gentlemen. But that's what I'm saying.
I yeah, I mean, I know it's not look too bad.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, Well his was so far away from here, I
can't see he's sitting a little office desk. I read
a story yesterday about from like the hinge person about
how you're supposed to set up your profile so that
you're actual, like you are presented to the right people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, yeah, you. And so when I've gone on which
has only happened like twice out of boredom, to look
at someone's I'll go through like two people's profiles and
then I hop off. Yeah, and it is very much
set to be along the interests of that. I like
because it'll always give me people who are into a
lot of outdoor activities like hiking, snowboarding, yeah, climbing and
(05:06):
stuff like that. It'll always show me profiles the people
who are into that, So that's nice. But yeah, the
ones that we can see right now not interested.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What is that guy which one black and white foti
is look is this supposed to be a model shot?
I remember my rule when I was on Bumble for
my brief stint, if their profile so that they were
an actor, model or an entrepreneur to meet them and
they were broke, and I immediately said, no, let's see.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What they do say about themselves. This person says that they.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Are in You can't see it, by the way, it's
a black and white photo.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It looks like he's wearing air pods. Not even air pods,
they actually have a cord on them.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, I like to be fair, I prefer those because
they fit in my ear holes better. Steve once accused
me of using them because the microphone audio was better,
and I was like, that is not like for if
I was recording a video and I'm like, the only
time I wear those is what I'm gonna want, and
I'm not recording a video. It sound winded, no, but
he's like leaning back, so he didn't have his full
face in it. It's very artistic. Yeah, it's weird. And
(06:08):
then if you go to his profile and you go
to any of it, he's literally in the shirtless He's
not in any of the other pictures.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's literally US Bank Stadium. And then it's like a game,
maybe a let's see international champions.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So it said yesterday, like you should your first food Okay, yeah,
it's your first photo should be a photo of just you,
no one else in the photo, and a clear one,
not like with sunglasses, not with a filter. Then you
should have one that shows you doing a hobby that
you like so people get a feel of that. And
then the next one should be with you and your
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friends or you and your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, I think I have that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
The first photo I have At what's your lead photo, Jenny,
It's a it's a car picture. You get them titties out, No,
I mean a car picture, like you under the hood. No,
you're working on a car so you can fucking lie
there a mechanical I feel like I literally feel like
a fucking sixty year old woman who like literally needs
to be like, darling, can you show me how to
do this?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like I don't know how to get to my profile.
Isn't it okay? There? Oh my god? Yeah, that's a
good one. So I have that, and then I the
next one is me at Moonscape Landing in Utah, so
you can't really see me, but it show's adventure shows
your adventuress. Next one is me and my niece. So
you put that that's your niece. Nope, I want them
to think I have a kid. Oh my god, I'm kidding.
(07:27):
I didn't think about that. I'd listen, Jennifer, I don't
get it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I have to immediately put that at your niece because
you're probably weeding out people.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If they can't take you at you with kids, they
don't deserve you without kids. I don't know what that means.
But Jake had a picture of Dylan and his and
I'm being like, is that his kid or is that
his nephew? Because I didn't want kids, so I was like, uh,
and it almost does it say that I have kids
or not? No, it doesn't get that option.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, Oh well, well it says open to children on
my profile, so I feel like you really are, you'd
really have to be that's yours. Maybe you should. It
doesn't matter because I'm not doing this, And I don't
need to delete the picture of you and your niece.
You need to put something it had to be you
with like friends and family. Well, anyways, the next picture
(08:14):
is a really cute picture of me and love and
worth that honestly Andrew took and I don't care, and
she put that on there too. My ex took this,
check that, check that ass. And also this one he
took of me on a hike, which I love. Yeah,
and then the other one which I thought about this
the other night, and I don't know why. You know,
your brain like things of random shit while you're going
to sleep, right, I was thinking about this, and I'm like,
(08:36):
somebody gets to this photo and probably thinks I'm such
a fucking weirdo because it's of me and the van.
But it's like, you don't know that that's like a
camper van. I just look like a weirdo.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You look like, yeah, a moment and a van down
by the river. The pink top is they probably aren't
look at a van, so.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I realized that I don't specify, I think anywhere that
I'm into like Camber van lives, So then well.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
They can tell you're into hiking, though they could probably
piece that together. They're gonna care a lot less about
that van than they are that little four or five
year old in the picture with you, which is messed up,
but I get it. Some people don't want kids. I
didn't know when I first did it that to you
needed to add all this stuff because I had never
done any dating app and profile so at the time
I don't know how bumble works.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now it pulled my information from Facebook. Oh really yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't have anything about me other than like my occupation,
and it just pulled my profile picture, which at the
time was me holding a microphone that had mall of America.
And I look back at that and that makes me
so embarrassed. Like I was thought I was so cool
because I worked for a radio station that that's all
(09:44):
I needed. I didn't have to put a single other
thing about myself for men to want me, and that
is so cringey. I just was, like you, an old
woman who had no idea what the hell I was
doing on a dating app. Luckily Jake was into that
radio life.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, good, good good. Did we answer this girl's question? Okay,
I was gonna say, we got decide you did. But
here's the actual thing. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So she's split it up into athletes, actors, and musicians. Okay, okay,
let's start with athletes. But I don't know what the
who these people are. I know, I know there's their names.
I don't know what they look like. Okay, okay, so
it's Mary f Ghost, Joe Mauer, I know what he
looks like. JJ McCarthy and Adam Feelen. Are all those
guys like from here?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yes? JJ McCarthy is also a Twins player. Oh just kidding, No,
he's not. JJ McCarthy's a quarterback for the Vikings. I
think I was thinking of a Brewers player, JJ Harty.
I think it's what I was thinking of. I stopped listening.
I don't know anyway, it doesn't matter. JJ McCarthy is
a child, so I yeah, he's twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
And JJ McCarthy he is a Oh my god, he
is very young looking.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah he is. He's very young. Yeah, he's twenty two.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He looks like a little bit it. He looks like
a celebrity kind of, but like a child. Yeah, he
looks very young.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay. The other guy is Adam feelin Oh you know
who Adam Felon is? Why do I know who that is?
He's one of the best Vikings players too.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Why I've heard of his name, yes, but I don't
know what he looks like. I feel like we've been
more about personalities of these people to know who.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I guess Joe Mawer seems like I just want to
correct myself. He does not play for the Vikings anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, I know he doesn't. He plays for like a
different team, but he I know he used to play
for the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
He plays for this team now, the Carolina Panther. Correct.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay, So I don't know anything about him or the child.
So I know that Joe Mower seems very wholesome, like
he seems like a good family man. So he seems
like the obvious choice for Mary.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, I think I'm a I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
As far as ghost. I feel like it looks like
JJ McCarthy would ghost me. So I feel like that's
what it would be. I guess that means I would
hook up with Adam feeling.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm on the exact same wavelength, mostly ghosting JJ McCarthy
because he's a child and I just can't. I don't
want to marry or even sleep with you. You probably
honestly don't even know how to please a woman at
this point. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, actors, Okay, Josh Hartnett, Oh yes, Josh Dumel, Okay,
Sean Patrick Scott, Sean Patrick Scott, you know who that is.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He's trying to google and they can pie. He's the
Stiffler's mom guy. Yep. Okay, that's what I thought, but
I wanted the double check.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He Sean Patrick Scott immediately ghost, immediately married Josh Dumel
and bang Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I think I'm gonna switch the Joshes for me, But yes,
ghost whatever his name is Stifler's kid or no he
bangs Stiffler's Yeah, no, he is Stiffler. He is Stiffler.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, I was I said it wrong too.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, so we're ghosting Stiffler. We are going to sleep
with Josh Uma and yeah, marry Josh Hartman because I've
had a crush on him. Since the moment I saw
him in Pearl Harbor, and I to this day am
still so sad that he is the one who died
in it and not Boiler. Oh my god, It's been
out for twenty years, and this one is by far
(13:15):
the hardest. I don't even want to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Musicians, Okay, Young Gravy okay, Jonah Moray and justin Vernon
from like so from bonavert Okay, Okay, I gotta look up.
I'm immediately immediately ghosting Jonah Moray. And here's why he
is so nice. But that is so weird, Like we've
met him so many times, like since he was young.
(13:38):
He came like since he was underage, came to the
State Fair and performed. I could never like it would
make me. That is disturbing. Okay, So absolutely ghost even
though I would say he probably is physically the most
attractive as an adult of these three, I just cannot.
I need a different offering, okay, And I don't one
(14:00):
to have sex with Young Gravy.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I don't want to marry him either. He grosses me out,
and honestly, justin Vernon, he's also like physically not appealing
to me. Are you just ghosting all three and his
voice like.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
His music, people act like they love it, and they
go to these field festivals and watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I think I'm gonna get canceled. I am so bored
with his music.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's so boring and so slow, and I'm sure that
I'm sure the lyrics are mind blow I can't listen.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
He did some songs with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I liked a couple of them that made him a
little bit more mainstream. I remember him because my very
pretentious friends back in like college, love bonaver.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I'll I'll marry Bonaverar, Okay, because I feel like, well,
his name is justin Vernon, but yes.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You're right, JV. I'll marry him because he also seems wholesome.
He's like a good family person. I don't know what
I'm basing that on. Ew it means I have to
hook up with Young Gravy. God dang it, Jenny, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, Well, I am going to definitely ghost Young Gravy
because he's neither marriage material or sexual material, because you
know that motherfucker's selfish in bed, and so what would
be the point? No point, I would probably see. I've
only known jonas since he's been at least like twenty
two years old, so it's not really weird to me.
(15:32):
He's twenty six now, so I think I would probably,
I would probably marry him because he's a very sweet,
family oriented kid. And now it sounds weird that I
just said kid, as I said, I want to marry him.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Also, like side note, are you sure, because I'm not
trying to be but like, obviously Justin Vernon has more money, right,
you're marrying.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But it's the matter based on that, am I going
to have the best sex with at this point? And
sex that was like a is not a in my mind,
it's a one time hookup, right, but I think that Okay,
I just and it doesn't matter. I'm marrying Jodah and
I'm mom in sex with Justin. You know what. That's
the end of it. It's all of this. Justin just
feels like he's probably experienced enough and he knows how
to please a woman. Is I'm basing that off of
the fact that he's a little bit older, Like you
(16:20):
want to marry that an instrument? I think I don't
really know. I don't have instrument. Okay, cool, perfect, he
can definitely have sex line.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh my god, Well, thank you for a very very
good topic there, Ali, We appreciate it. Here's another email
we got. If you read this in the podcast, please
don't use my name. I listened to Katie w B.
Did I read this already off and on my teens
and early twenties, but started listening daily when I started
my big girl job and how to commute? I uh
(16:52):
uh oh sorry. I loved Lena and was so disappointed
when she left. I swore Dave would never find someone
as awesome as her. I started a new job with
one hundred and sixty mile round trip to commute soon after,
and listen to all of the on air auditions. After
listening to Fallin, I knew she was the one and
was so happy when she got the job. Your show
kept me company on the really long drive every morning,
(17:12):
and I love listening to you and cult anytime I
can one hundred and sixty mile round trip Ooo, Jenny.
I didn't get to listen to you very often until
I found the podcast and you and Fallin with you
and Fallin and now I love you too. I feel
like you two are friends because oh gosh, I feel
like you too are friends because I'm so invested in
all of the big and little things in your lives
(17:33):
that you discuss. Not to bring up a hard subject,
but Jenny, I'm so sorry about you and Andrew. I
think about you every day and hope you're finding your
new normal. I love that you, too, are very unapologetically yourselves,
and I'm trying to be more like that too. My
only complaint about the podcast is that it isn't longer
and every day. Thank you for doing what you do.
You always bribe my day.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm questioning now if we did read that last week,
because I know I have that email too, and I'm like,
I don't know, it's un familiar problem. The problem is
like you read an email and you put it in
a box, an inbox or something. I say them if
we read them, but okay, I didn't delete it either,
so it feels like we didn't. We probably both just
read them to ourselves when we received it and then
(18:15):
didn't read it on the podcast yet. But if we did, sorry,
we just reread something. And that was two minutes of
your time.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Self serving too, because it was just saying how great
we are. Thank you, Okay, Jenny. So yesterday we had
a girl on Okay, I don't want this to be
the distracting part. But she was with a guy for
like two years. She wanted to get married, he didn't
want to get married. He like broke up with her
and moved out. She found a witch and had a
(18:41):
witch put a love spell on him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I'm not no, this is not the distracting part, even
though it is crazy. She said.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He started texting her like right after this, like saying
he missed her and wanted to meet up. Okay, So
we talked about this on the radio, and we get
two text messages that I cannot share. Well, one I
could have shared on the radio because it was less
graphic than the other one. Okay, So I just wanted
to bring this up because we can actually talk about
on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
The first girl.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Said, well, I hope this witch did things differently than
my friend's witch she found. And I'm like, oh my god,
So this is like this a common thing. Yeah, where
do you go to go to like ever and find
a witch? Okay, So I'm going to get to this
more graphic one next. But then we got another text
and it said in Latino culture, there's this like thing
(19:32):
that if you want a man to like marry you,
you dip your underwear in their drink and once they
drink it, then they'll like be all about you. So,
first of all, that was surprising to day. I've never
heard of that.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Never okay, but let me go to the one that is.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I wrote back to the girl and I said, do
I even want to know what your friend's witch doctor
had her do? And she's like, yeah, it's not for
the radio. The witch doctor or witch not doctor told
her that she needed to feed the man her menstruation.
So she invited her ex over for dinner and prepared
(20:13):
spaghetti ah and mixed it into the sauce. Allegedly he
ate it, and I go, what happened? She said, they're married?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now I did not google this to look up and
see is this one of those Snopes stories or whatever
very well could be. But those, even if it is
a Snope stories, stories like that, I love them, Okay,
even though it's like, that's a graphic one and you
shouldn't do that. You shouldn't feed something to someone without
them knowing, Like I will never be okay with that, Yeah,
but I'll just if it's a made up story, I
(20:47):
love though, like the creative minds that come up with
these crazy stories, they get passed around like their true stories,
like you know, someone who knows someone, but if it
is true, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's okay. If it is true, oh my god. And
two has she ever told him? I don't know. So
the girl who we who was like on our show.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I asked her. I was like, are you gonna tell him?
And she's like, fuck, no, I'll never tell him.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I was like, all right, well, I need like an
update or something if he ends up like actually wanting
you back, wanting you back.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
She's like, yeah, for sure. But she was like it's
already working. And I'm like, oh god. And I was like,
where'd you find a witch? She's like, my friend had
heard of her. And I'm like that.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And then we went to a funny little bit there,
which is don't really you advertising, you know, just well,
how do you find a witch? A b I do like,
is that whether it says on their resume or is
it like they're a psychic? And they kind of like
do That's.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What I said.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm like, is that someone who's a wickan? You know?
Because there are people who are wickeds that's their religion.
I don't know what a wickan is really no, I
don't either, and I don't know if there's a difference
in a wickan and like someone who classifies themselves as
a witch. Yeah, so bizarre, I know, but I did.
She didn't know answer. She just went to this person
(22:01):
who she gave money to and full on just believed it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I feel like I do have a friend. I could
definitely reach out to it and be like, do you
have a witch for this my friend Raven? I feel
like because I say, I feel like Raven for you,
but I have someone else, but I don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On the podcast she does like Raven like loves taro
and astrology, and I don't know that are witches connected
to that or is that like or would they be
like insulting because you're like, I have nothing to do
with that. I have no idea, but I feel like, like,
and she lives in California. I feel like per Capita
got more witches right, probably, I don't know I.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Would say so, but dang, that's interesting. I've never heard.
I mean, you hear of like revenge stories on X's
or like, you know, the crazy things you do to
try to get an X back. But I have to
say I've never heard anything anything involving witches and spells.
This is a first for me.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, if you're listening, I do not have the contact
for that witch. I did not ask her for it
because I cannot vouch for how authentic the witches.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, I get that, so I can pass it along.
So I thought of we don't really do features on
the podcast, but I thought maybe we could start a
new one. Oh, because now that I'm single, the new
thing for me is to get creepy dms from people.
Oh yeah, so I feel like maybe it's like creepy
DM of the week from Jenny, but bo is something
(23:22):
but you could contribute to because you get creepy dms
sometimes not as often as you will now I'm sure, right,
I know, And this is not like this was not
a normal occurrence prior to being in a relationship. But
you would get them sometimes sometimes with like a guy
being like can I eat your ass? Yeah? So this
is yes, it was that. Or I had one girl
reach out asking if I could send pictures on my
(23:44):
butt because her boyfriend who's in prison, really thinks I'm
hot and wanted pictures of my butt.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
So you know, I just learned atm Asked mouth is
not like eating someone's ass.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's oh, is it like sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
No, it's like where you have anal and then you
pop it in their mouth. I always thought asked mouth
was like you tossing someone's salad.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I just learned. I didn't know that either. Yeah, I don't.
This is what this podcast is. It's an education. It
is an education, all right. So this creepy DM of
the week comes from somebody whose profile says Dabin Minnesota, Like, damn,
who knew you had such juicy booty and perfect body?
For real for fire emojis, damn for okay, full supporter
(24:30):
of the OnlyFans content, even if it's just you jump roping,
do us all a favor and give us the backshots
while jump in. Have a great Monday. You're hot, af
what's nice?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, now that's the first. They weren't trying to have
sex with you. They would, but they didn't try to
have sex with you.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They're not These don't necessarily have to be. You're trying
to bang name. He's just he's hyping you. He's your
hype girl. Yeah, when you go to his profile, it's
just a bunch of beer. Oh, it's all beer. There's
no face picture whatsoever. Yeah, and I guess I'm assuming
it's a guy, but truthfully, it could it could be
a girl, could be it could be. So anyways, I'm
(25:06):
gonna start screenshotting and doing creepy DM of the Week
and this will be a new feature on our podcast
until it ends. Once you not the podcast collections coming in.
Once you get a collection, you could just blur out
their name and do a carousel on your feed too.
I like that it should. It's the content people are
there for. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Bubba Sparks is the music behind it or ass by
Big Sean.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'll always think of you guys on the Morning Show
when I was an intern, when I hear Miss New Booty,
because I'll never forget you guys. Sent me to cub
to do this Valentine's Day card or not bit and
you got me on the phone. You were introing the
bit and all I hear was, yeah, Jenny needs a
theme song. And I can't remember if it was your Steve.
(25:47):
Probably it should be Bubba Sparks, Miss New Booty. Yep,
I feel like it more was you. It was, honestly,
and I so I always think of you guys, even
though that has been one of my favorite songs ever
since it came to Fruition. You know, we're on first
obviously terms, but I always think of that when I
hear that song or anyone brings it up. I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I randomly at this weekend and we went to an
event called wine Fest and Benjamin was there, so we
hang out with him. He's a contributor on the morning
show a lot. But I ran into one of our
old interns, Lewis, and I don't think you guys crossed path.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think we were just on opposite days, so we
never ever ever worked together.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So how it used to be, We used to have
a crap ton of interns and then I Heart got
rid of their intern program for legal reasons which we
won't get into. But it would be like a ton
of people Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then a ton of
people Tuesday Thursday, and they were in charge of things
like putting the podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Up, or we grabbed Dave's dirt on.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Audio clips, or they would honestly help out with bits
and segments we did. So Lewis was one of the
interns that we dubbed. I think he must have been
part of like what we dubbed like kind of the
hot intern crew was, so he was part of it.
Sally was, Britney was and they must have been on
(27:14):
the same day and there probably were others too, so
my apologies if not. And he reminded me, and I
remembered us doing this because we've talked about years before.
But his I know, if it was his husband or
boyfriend I met, I don't know, but he was like
telling him that online. I go, oh, it still lives
there that when we did, and I know, you know
(27:35):
this interns got talent. Yeah, but yours was jump rope,
which sticks true to who you are today. But his,
he said that he read poetry or spoken word to
fantasy or wasn't it I want to look like like
you from your head to your toe?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Wasn't it that how he did usher and make love
in this club? Okay, he did not remember that, right,
I will never forget because I thought it was the
most brilliant thing ever.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So I don't remember that at all. I think I
probably only remember yours honestly, because we've talked about it,
I don't remember. That's not true. I feel like I remember.
Was it intern Rachel or someone did like underwater singing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sally Sally Sally tried to braid hair underwater, That's what
it was. It was so weird. She stuck her head
in a bucket of water so she couldn't see what
she was doing, and then she braided one of the
other intern's hair.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We treated it like it American Idol, where Steve Dave
and I judged them and we were like, Terra tellm
was terrible or good, was.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Like an ex and told us to stop. And I
was so sad because I am actually good at jumple thing,
as you probably know by now, but I fucked up
my routine within like the first few seconds. You guys
like wouldn't let me try again. And I practiced that
thing for like hours, for like weeks, like a week
leading up to it, and I was like so hyped,
and then I screwed it on.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You're like, no, we're done, and I was like, no,
kind of go watch these videos. I it's so crazy
because obviously the interns, it's been so long, they all
have like moved on, they have kids or whatever it
may be, and I'll like I see them in the wild.
And I always am reminded at how much we would
be canceled having our interns do anything today that we
(29:09):
used to have you guys do yep, And it was
like that wasn't a We had an intern in Rina
one and to this day, I love her. I follow
her because she would come in just hung over every
day and I'd give her. We'd give her so much shit.
We were like, you're the worst intern that ever existed.
But I loved her in here. And I was pretty
young when I was, like in my twenties when I
started here, so I felt like I related more to
(29:30):
the interns actually than like the morning show members, and
I hung out with like a decent amount of them,
so I still remember quite a few of them. It
was a real bomber when they got rid of that
program because it was a really great opportunity for people
to possibly get into radio if they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Would not be here today if it wasn't for being
able to have that internship. Yeah, she'd be dead.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So well, yeah, probably that I probably would have been
dead for sure. Do anything else you'd like to add, Jennifer,
I gotta go because it's a birthday party. Oh I
don remember birthday party this weekend. But I also I
have to wrap up this podcast because I have somebody
coming to get something.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Off Facebook Marketplace. I told me twenty minutes ago. She
was on her way and I was like, bitch, I
told you a time. I still have thirteen minutes to
be home for that. Well, I have some things I
want to talk about it. Yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
To stop Jenny from the high of a marketplace sale,
I would have to do criminal because it's like, you're
getting away.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm sorry, what are you making? Tell me too? Is
it ten or between ten and thirty dollars? No, it's fifty.
Oh it's a desk that I tried to get two
hundred four and it just wasn't going so fine. I
was like, f it, I really take it? Oh yeah,
but yes, I will be going out this weekend for
my birthday.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And are you going to post your vend moos people
can buy you cocktail? Oh god, oh my god, Josh.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And honestly, like, I really I'm not going out to
go get slash or hammered or anything I want to
have a good time with girlfriends. We'll see how the
night goes. But I really am past that age where
I'm like gonna accept any kind of free shot that
someone gets me just because it's my birthday. That's not
good for you. I am going to be But falinent
Tina did both help me pick out fits. Unfortunately, though
(31:01):
now it's only supposed to be a high of fifty
one fucking degrees and the serial yeah, it literally changes.
So this is Tuesday. Now we're having like ninety degree weather.
It changes by Thursday, and by Friday it's like high
of like fifty ish. It might change again. It did
change worse because it was sixty. Yes, it was sixty
yesterday and then they dropped a fifty one today. What
(31:22):
these meteorologists know? And I'm like, what the hell? Like
I literally bought a very summary like.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All the new buyer are the one that we recommended, yes,
and I have so many options, or at least one
of the ones I think you guys recommended. But she
wanted to get like some kind of like kind of
like a corset looking top that ye kind of floral
and by the way, funny enough Jenny or Jenny Tina
and I both sent her the same one. How weird
is that? But Tina claims she sent hers first, so.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
She was tasting me like six that morning and then
you sent me that afternoon. But they're from Lulu's and
I feel like people don't think about that, and they're
actually decently prized, Like so if you're ever looking for
like cute tops and dress and stuff, they have really
cute stuff and I always forget they exist. Yeah, so
I'm still gonna wear the O fai plan. I just
am now gonna have to wear a jacket. Probably I'm
not gonna be getting like the aesthetic pictures and the
(32:06):
Root of Drinks. First of all, you can get a
set of pictures and then you put your jacket back on.
And once you get a couple of drinks and you're
moving around and god knows, you'll gy rte. It's gonna
be fucking hot. I will oh my God part back
with a full story next week. And I did tell
a couple of my girlfriends that maybe I'll leave in
(32:27):
a flirt where a boy we'll see, oh.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
My god, or girl you never know, or yeah maybe maybe.
All right, thanks for listening, Have a good week. Bye,
Welcome to that I'm still fun podcast. We are late
today because of me, so I apologize.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I feel like it's I bettion. Most people might not
even notice relate though, because people don't start listening at
one am when I posted us. Okay, probably not. I
have gotten messages during the morning show on Tuesday mornings
being like, hey, you know, I think something's wrong with
the podcast or something, or the same one got uploaded
from the week before. So that's happened. Everyone's in the
blue moon. But I do have a helpload the one
from the week before before. I think something got screwed
(00:28):
up where you uploaded the most recent one that was
in the folder. But the problem was the it didn't
save the proper way, so it didn't pull the most
recent one, which was the episode that it was supposed
to do, but it saved in like a waveform versus
m P three or something like that. I remember the
one that saved like a mega file that I remember.
Maybe that's what it was. Maybe Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I was like, oh God, am I doing this regularly
and you're like secretly having to redo it?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, So I think I've only had a race two
in the time we've been doing this, which is a
good amount of time considering how many episodes you keep numbers,
don't you. I feel like we're probably around like eighty
or niney is. We've been doing it for over a year.
I can consistantly for a week a week, consistently for
(01:13):
every week.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let's see, I have to go through all the different
folders that I have to see. Yeah, the pathways to
get to our folders is insane. I know, like one
of those things that use this.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is seventy eight. Oh okay, so I was close. I
said eighty Yeah, we're close. We'll get us. Let us go.
But we are here. We're here, and we're ready for it.
We got.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I can kick it off with a fun email we got.
It's kind of like a topics email and says, hey,
Jenny and Fallon. I was recently thinking about local celebrities
and I thought it would be fun to play a
game with you ladies. I call it Mary F Ghost
because I'm too nice to kill anybody, haha. But I
listed some local celebrities and I'd love to hear your answers.
(01:52):
Please give reasoning for who you choose to marry F
and Ghost and she.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'll get to that in a second. She says, ps.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I asked Tina this when she was single, so I
wanted to ask Jenny too, would you ever go on
Riah Dating App? I think Tina said she and Raven tried,
or maybe just Draven, but it was hard to get
on there anyway, Love your content and hope you both
have the best summer of your life so far. She
didn't say not to say her name. So this is
from Ali.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Thanks Ali really quick about Riyah. So, to be honest,
I did like start a profile. They have to approve you,
approve you, and I did it too soon, like too
soon after the breakup, and so it was like, oh,
you can get recommendations from these other people that are
on Riyah that you might know if you want to
ask them for it. And I was like not ready
(02:38):
to like ask other people. But Tina did get accepted
after she met Trevor Funny, so she did get accepted
and Raven got accepted too, right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I thinks I want to say, yes, I don't remember you.
I think there's like you give quote unquote passes to
people too, can't you?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh I don't know about that. On there, I'm got
a make but I think there was like two people
I want to say, and I can't I remember who
the other person was. It might have been Raven, honestly,
but it was definitely Tina, and I like hadn't even
told Tina me and Andrew had broken up yet, I
don't think so. I think I was like, yeah, we're
not there yet. So I did try to get on it,
so you would.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Try again at some point when you get right, Yeah, okay,
that's the one dating app you would do well. I
do also have a Hinge profile that was created because
of friends, and I have was on it for like
a hot second. It also did not understand this about
Hinge that you have to do this happen like two
three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, and I didn't realize you have to be like
subscribed or pay a subscription fee to get to see
all of the matches. So like, truthfully, I have like
lots of matches, Like my notification says like three eighty
or something, but I can only see like three of
the people's profile. Really, yeah, it's weird. And I also
(03:52):
I'm so bad at apps and don't even care to
teach myself. Okay, three eighty nine. It says, but you
go to the people and I don't even know if
you want to consider him matches because it says, okay,
so I actually can see like five more than that,
So I can see up to there of matches.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh my god, God, you wouldn't date any of the
ones they're showing you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I know. But then you keep scrolling and it's
all like blurt out faces and so I can't see
like any am.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, if that's a preview of what's blurry, I wouldn't
pay for the app.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Either's no offense to those gentlemen. But that's what I'm saying.
I yeah, I mean, I know it's not look too bad.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, Well his was so far away from here, I
can't see he's sitting a little office desk. I read
a story yesterday about from like the hinge person about
how you're supposed to set up your profile so that
you're actual, like you are presented to the right people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, yeah, you. And so when I've gone on which
has only happened like twice out of boredom, to look
at someone's I'll go through like two people's profiles and
then I hop off. Yeah, and it is very much
set to be along the interests of that. I like
because it'll always give me people who are into a
lot of outdoor activities like hiking, snowboarding, yeah, climbing and
(05:06):
stuff like that. It'll always show me profiles the people
who are into that, So that's nice. But yeah, the
ones that we can see right now not interested.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What is that guy which one black and white foti
is look is this supposed to be a model shot?
I remember my rule when I was on Bumble for
my brief stint, if their profile so that they were
an actor, model or an entrepreneur to meet them and
they were broke, and I immediately said, no, let's see.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
What they do say about themselves. This person says that they.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Are in You can't see it, by the way, it's
a black and white photo.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It looks like he's wearing air pods. Not even air pods,
they actually have a cord on them.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, I like to be fair, I prefer those because
they fit in my ear holes better. Steve once accused
me of using them because the microphone audio was better,
and I was like, that is not like for if
I was recording a video and I'm like, the only
time I wear those is what I'm gonna want, and
I'm not recording a video. It sound winded, no, but
he's like leaning back, so he didn't have his full
face in it. It's very artistic. Yeah, it's weird. And
(06:08):
then if you go to his profile and you go
to any of it, he's literally in the shirtless He's
not in any of the other pictures.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's literally US Bank Stadium. And then it's like a game,
maybe a let's see international champions.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So it said yesterday, like you should your first food Okay, yeah,
it's your first photo should be a photo of just you,
no one else in the photo, and a clear one,
not like with sunglasses, not with a filter. Then you
should have one that shows you doing a hobby that
you like so people get a feel of that. And
then the next one should be with you and your
(06:42):
friends or you and your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, I think I have that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
The first photo I have At what's your lead photo, Jenny,
It's a it's a car picture. You get them titties out, No,
I mean a car picture, like you under the hood. No,
you're working on a car so you can fucking lie
there a mechanical I feel like I literally feel like
a fucking sixty year old woman who like literally needs
to be like, darling, can you show me how to
do this?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like I don't know how to get to my profile.
Isn't it okay? There? Oh my god? Yeah, that's a
good one. So I have that, and then I the
next one is me at Moonscape Landing in Utah, so
you can't really see me, but it show's adventure shows
your adventuress. Next one is me and my niece. So
you put that that's your niece. Nope, I want them
to think I have a kid. Oh my god, I'm kidding.
(07:27):
I didn't think about that. I'd listen, Jennifer, I don't
get it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I have to immediately put that at your niece because
you're probably weeding out people.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If they can't take you at you with kids, they
don't deserve you without kids. I don't know what that means.
But Jake had a picture of Dylan and his and
I'm being like, is that his kid or is that
his nephew? Because I didn't want kids, so I was like, uh,
and it almost does it say that I have kids
or not? No, it doesn't get that option.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, Oh well, well it says open to children on
my profile, so I feel like you really are, you'd
really have to be that's yours. Maybe you should. It
doesn't matter because I'm not doing this, And I don't
need to delete the picture of you and your niece.
You need to put something it had to be you
with like friends and family. Well, anyways, the next picture
(08:14):
is a really cute picture of me and love and
worth that honestly Andrew took and I don't care, and
she put that on there too. My ex took this,
check that, check that ass. And also this one he
took of me on a hike, which I love. Yeah,
and then the other one which I thought about this
the other night, and I don't know why. You know,
your brain like things of random shit while you're going
to sleep, right, I was thinking about this, and I'm like,
(08:36):
somebody gets to this photo and probably thinks I'm such
a fucking weirdo because it's of me and the van.
But it's like, you don't know that that's like a
camper van. I just look like a weirdo.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You look like, yeah, a moment and a van down
by the river. The pink top is they probably aren't
look at a van, so.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I realized that I don't specify, I think anywhere that
I'm into like Camber van lives, So then well.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
They can tell you're into hiking, though they could probably
piece that together. They're gonna care a lot less about
that van than they are that little four or five
year old in the picture with you, which is messed up,
but I get it. Some people don't want kids. I
didn't know when I first did it that to you
needed to add all this stuff because I had never
done any dating app and profile so at the time
I don't know how bumble works.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now it pulled my information from Facebook. Oh really yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't have anything about me other than like my occupation,
and it just pulled my profile picture, which at the
time was me holding a microphone that had mall of America.
And I look back at that and that makes me
so embarrassed. Like I was thought I was so cool
because I worked for a radio station that that's all
(09:44):
I needed. I didn't have to put a single other
thing about myself for men to want me, and that
is so cringey. I just was, like you, an old
woman who had no idea what the hell I was
doing on a dating app. Luckily Jake was into that
radio life.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, good, good good. Did we answer this girl's question? Okay,
I was gonna say, we got decide you did. But
here's the actual thing. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So she's split it up into athletes, actors, and musicians. Okay, okay,
let's start with athletes. But I don't know what the
who these people are. I know, I know there's their names.
I don't know what they look like. Okay, okay, so
it's Mary f Ghost, Joe Mauer, I know what he
looks like. JJ McCarthy and Adam Feelen. Are all those
guys like from here?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yes? JJ McCarthy is also a Twins player. Oh just kidding, No,
he's not. JJ McCarthy's a quarterback for the Vikings. I
think I was thinking of a Brewers player, JJ Harty.
I think it's what I was thinking of. I stopped listening.
I don't know anyway, it doesn't matter. JJ McCarthy is
a child, so I yeah, he's twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
And JJ McCarthy he is a Oh my god, he
is very young looking.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah he is. He's very young. Yeah, he's twenty two.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He looks like a little bit it. He looks like
a celebrity kind of, but like a child. Yeah, he
looks very young.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay. The other guy is Adam feelin Oh you know
who Adam Felon is? Why do I know who that is?
He's one of the best Vikings players too.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Why I've heard of his name, yes, but I don't
know what he looks like. I feel like we've been
more about personalities of these people to know who.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I guess Joe Mawer seems like I just want to
correct myself. He does not play for the Vikings anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, I know he doesn't. He plays for like a
different team, but he I know he used to play
for the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
He plays for this team now, the Carolina Panther. Correct.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay, So I don't know anything about him or the child.
So I know that Joe Mower seems very wholesome, like
he seems like a good family man. So he seems
like the obvious choice for Mary.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, I think I'm a I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
As far as ghost. I feel like it looks like
JJ McCarthy would ghost me. So I feel like that's
what it would be. I guess that means I would
hook up with Adam feeling.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm on the exact same wavelength, mostly ghosting JJ McCarthy
because he's a child and I just can't. I don't
want to marry or even sleep with you. You probably
honestly don't even know how to please a woman at
this point. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, actors, Okay, Josh Hartnett, Oh yes, Josh Dumel, Okay,
Sean Patrick Scott, Sean Patrick Scott, you know who that is.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He's trying to google and they can pie. He's the
Stiffler's mom guy. Yep. Okay, that's what I thought, but
I wanted the double check.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He Sean Patrick Scott immediately ghost, immediately married Josh Dumel
and bang Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I think I'm gonna switch the Joshes for me, But yes,
ghost whatever his name is Stifler's kid or no he
bangs Stiffler's Yeah, no, he is Stiffler. He is Stiffler.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, I was I said it wrong too.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, so we're ghosting Stiffler. We are going to sleep
with Josh Uma and yeah, marry Josh Hartman because I've
had a crush on him. Since the moment I saw
him in Pearl Harbor, and I to this day am
still so sad that he is the one who died
in it and not Boiler. Oh my god, It's been
out for twenty years, and this one is by far
(13:15):
the hardest. I don't even want to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Musicians, Okay, Young Gravy okay, Jonah Moray and justin Vernon
from like so from bonavert Okay, Okay, I gotta look up.
I'm immediately immediately ghosting Jonah Moray. And here's why he
is so nice. But that is so weird, Like we've
met him so many times, like since he was young.
(13:38):
He came like since he was underage, came to the
State Fair and performed. I could never like it would
make me. That is disturbing. Okay, So absolutely ghost even
though I would say he probably is physically the most
attractive as an adult of these three, I just cannot.
I need a different offering, okay, And I don't one
(14:00):
to have sex with Young Gravy.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I don't want to marry him either. He grosses me out,
and honestly, justin Vernon, he's also like physically not appealing
to me. Are you just ghosting all three and his
voice like.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
His music, people act like they love it, and they
go to these field festivals and watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I think I'm gonna get canceled. I am so bored
with his music.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's so boring and so slow, and I'm sure that
I'm sure the lyrics are mind blow I can't listen.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
He did some songs with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I liked a couple of them that made him a
little bit more mainstream. I remember him because my very
pretentious friends back in like college, love bonaver.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I'll I'll marry Bonaverar, Okay, because I feel like, well,
his name is justin Vernon, but yes.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
You're right, JV. I'll marry him because he also seems wholesome.
He's like a good family person. I don't know what
I'm basing that on. Ew it means I have to
hook up with Young Gravy. God dang it, Jenny, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, Well, I am going to definitely ghost Young Gravy
because he's neither marriage material or sexual material, because you
know that motherfucker's selfish in bed, and so what would
be the point? No point, I would probably see. I've
only known jonas since he's been at least like twenty
two years old, so it's not really weird to me.
(15:32):
He's twenty six now, so I think I would probably,
I would probably marry him because he's a very sweet,
family oriented kid. And now it sounds weird that I
just said kid, as I said, I want to marry him.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Also, like side note, are you sure, because I'm not
trying to be but like, obviously Justin Vernon has more money, right,
you're marrying.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But it's the matter based on that, am I going
to have the best sex with at this point? And
sex that was like a is not a in my mind,
it's a one time hookup, right, but I think that Okay,
I just and it doesn't matter. I'm marrying Jodah and
I'm mom in sex with Justin. You know what. That's
the end of it. It's all of this. Justin just
feels like he's probably experienced enough and he knows how
to please a woman. Is I'm basing that off of
the fact that he's a little bit older, Like you
(16:20):
want to marry that an instrument? I think I don't
really know. I don't have instrument. Okay, cool, perfect, he
can definitely have sex line.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh my god, Well, thank you for a very very
good topic there, Ali, We appreciate it. Here's another email
we got. If you read this in the podcast, please
don't use my name. I listened to Katie w B.
Did I read this already off and on my teens
and early twenties, but started listening daily when I started
my big girl job and how to commute? I uh
(16:52):
uh oh sorry. I loved Lena and was so disappointed
when she left. I swore Dave would never find someone
as awesome as her. I started a new job with
one hundred and sixty mile round trip to commute soon after,
and listen to all of the on air auditions. After
listening to Fallin, I knew she was the one and
was so happy when she got the job. Your show
kept me company on the really long drive every morning,
(17:12):
and I love listening to you and cult anytime I
can one hundred and sixty mile round trip Ooo, Jenny.
I didn't get to listen to you very often until
I found the podcast and you and Fallin with you
and Fallin and now I love you too. I feel
like you two are friends because oh gosh, I feel
like you too are friends because I'm so invested in
all of the big and little things in your lives
(17:33):
that you discuss. Not to bring up a hard subject,
but Jenny, I'm so sorry about you and Andrew. I
think about you every day and hope you're finding your
new normal. I love that you, too, are very unapologetically yourselves,
and I'm trying to be more like that too. My
only complaint about the podcast is that it isn't longer
and every day. Thank you for doing what you do.
You always bribe my day.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm questioning now if we did read that last week,
because I know I have that email too, and I'm like,
I don't know, it's un familiar problem. The problem is
like you read an email and you put it in
a box, an inbox or something. I say them if
we read them, but okay, I didn't delete it either,
so it feels like we didn't. We probably both just
read them to ourselves when we received it and then
(18:15):
didn't read it on the podcast yet. But if we did, sorry,
we just reread something. And that was two minutes of
your time.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Self serving too, because it was just saying how great
we are. Thank you, Okay, Jenny. So yesterday we had
a girl on Okay, I don't want this to be
the distracting part. But she was with a guy for
like two years. She wanted to get married, he didn't
want to get married. He like broke up with her
and moved out. She found a witch and had a
(18:41):
witch put a love spell on him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I'm not no, this is not the distracting part, even
though it is crazy. She said.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
He started texting her like right after this, like saying
he missed her and wanted to meet up. Okay, So
we talked about this on the radio, and we get
two text messages that I cannot share. Well, one I
could have shared on the radio because it was less
graphic than the other one. Okay, So I just wanted
to bring this up because we can actually talk about
on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
The first girl.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Said, well, I hope this witch did things differently than
my friend's witch she found. And I'm like, oh my god,
So this is like this a common thing. Yeah, where
do you go to go to like ever and find
a witch? Okay, So I'm going to get to this
more graphic one next. But then we got another text
and it said in Latino culture, there's this like thing
(19:32):
that if you want a man to like marry you,
you dip your underwear in their drink and once they
drink it, then they'll like be all about you. So,
first of all, that was surprising to day. I've never
heard of that.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Never okay, but let me go to the one that is.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I wrote back to the girl and I said, do
I even want to know what your friend's witch doctor
had her do? And she's like, yeah, it's not for
the radio. The witch doctor or witch not doctor told
her that she needed to feed the man her menstruation.
So she invited her ex over for dinner and prepared
(20:13):
spaghetti ah and mixed it into the sauce. Allegedly he
ate it, and I go, what happened? She said, they're married?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now I did not google this to look up and
see is this one of those Snopes stories or whatever
very well could be. But those, even if it is
a Snope stories, stories like that, I love them, Okay,
even though it's like, that's a graphic one and you
shouldn't do that. You shouldn't feed something to someone without
them knowing, Like I will never be okay with that, Yeah,
but I'll just if it's a made up story, I
(20:47):
love though, like the creative minds that come up with
these crazy stories, they get passed around like their true stories,
like you know, someone who knows someone, but if it
is true, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's okay. If it is true, oh my god. And
two has she ever told him? I don't know. So
the girl who we who was like on our show.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I asked her. I was like, are you gonna tell him?
And she's like, fuck, no, I'll never tell him.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I was like, all right, well, I need like an
update or something if he ends up like actually wanting
you back, wanting you back.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
She's like, yeah, for sure. But she was like it's
already working. And I'm like, oh god. And I was like,
where'd you find a witch? She's like, my friend had
heard of her. And I'm like that.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And then we went to a funny little bit there,
which is don't really you advertising, you know, just well,
how do you find a witch? A b I do like,
is that whether it says on their resume or is
it like they're a psychic? And they kind of like
do That's.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
What I said.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'm like, is that someone who's a wickan? You know?
Because there are people who are wickeds that's their religion.
I don't know what a wickan is really no, I
don't either, and I don't know if there's a difference
in a wickan and like someone who classifies themselves as
a witch. Yeah, so bizarre, I know, but I did.
She didn't know answer. She just went to this person
(22:01):
who she gave money to and full on just believed it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I feel like I do have a friend. I could
definitely reach out to it and be like, do you
have a witch for this my friend Raven? I feel
like because I say, I feel like Raven for you,
but I have someone else, but I don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On the podcast she does like Raven like loves taro
and astrology, and I don't know that are witches connected
to that or is that like or would they be
like insulting because you're like, I have nothing to do
with that. I have no idea, but I feel like, like,
and she lives in California. I feel like per Capita
got more witches right, probably, I don't know I.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Would say so, but dang, that's interesting. I've never heard.
I mean, you hear of like revenge stories on X's
or like, you know, the crazy things you do to
try to get an X back. But I have to
say I've never heard anything anything involving witches and spells.
This is a first for me.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, if you're listening, I do not have the contact
for that witch. I did not ask her for it
because I cannot vouch for how authentic the witches.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, I get that, so I can pass it along.
So I thought of we don't really do features on
the podcast, but I thought maybe we could start a
new one. Oh, because now that I'm single, the new
thing for me is to get creepy dms from people.
Oh yeah, so I feel like maybe it's like creepy
DM of the week from Jenny, but bo is something
(23:22):
but you could contribute to because you get creepy dms
sometimes not as often as you will now I'm sure, right,
I know, And this is not like this was not
a normal occurrence prior to being in a relationship. But
you would get them sometimes sometimes with like a guy
being like can I eat your ass? Yeah? So this
is yes, it was that. Or I had one girl
reach out asking if I could send pictures on my
(23:44):
butt because her boyfriend who's in prison, really thinks I'm
hot and wanted pictures of my butt.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
So you know, I just learned atm Asked mouth is
not like eating someone's ass.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's oh, is it like sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
No, it's like where you have anal and then you
pop it in their mouth. I always thought asked mouth
was like you tossing someone's salad.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I just learned. I didn't know that either. Yeah, I don't.
This is what this podcast is. It's an education. It
is an education, all right. So this creepy DM of
the week comes from somebody whose profile says Dabin Minnesota, Like, damn,
who knew you had such juicy booty and perfect body?
For real for fire emojis, damn for okay, full supporter
(24:30):
of the OnlyFans content, even if it's just you jump roping,
do us all a favor and give us the backshots
while jump in. Have a great Monday. You're hot, af
what's nice?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, now that's the first. They weren't trying to have
sex with you. They would, but they didn't try to
have sex with you.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They're not These don't necessarily have to be. You're trying
to bang name. He's just he's hyping you. He's your
hype girl. Yeah, when you go to his profile, it's
just a bunch of beer. Oh, it's all beer. There's
no face picture whatsoever. Yeah, and I guess I'm assuming
it's a guy, but truthfully, it could it could be
a girl, could be it could be. So anyways, I'm
(25:06):
gonna start screenshotting and doing creepy DM of the Week
and this will be a new feature on our podcast
until it ends. Once you not the podcast collections coming in.
Once you get a collection, you could just blur out
their name and do a carousel on your feed too.
I like that it should. It's the content people are
there for. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Bubba Sparks is the music behind it or ass by
Big Sean.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'll always think of you guys on the Morning Show
when I was an intern, when I hear Miss New Booty,
because I'll never forget you guys. Sent me to cub
to do this Valentine's Day card or not bit and
you got me on the phone. You were introing the
bit and all I hear was, yeah, Jenny needs a
theme song. And I can't remember if it was your Steve.
(25:47):
Probably it should be Bubba Sparks, Miss New Booty. Yep,
I feel like it more was you. It was, honestly,
and I so I always think of you guys, even
though that has been one of my favorite songs ever
since it came to Fruition. You know, we're on first
obviously terms, but I always think of that when I
hear that song or anyone brings it up. I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I randomly at this weekend and we went to an
event called wine Fest and Benjamin was there, so we
hang out with him. He's a contributor on the morning
show a lot. But I ran into one of our
old interns, Lewis, and I don't think you guys crossed path.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think we were just on opposite days, so we
never ever ever worked together.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So how it used to be, We used to have
a crap ton of interns and then I Heart got
rid of their intern program for legal reasons which we
won't get into. But it would be like a ton
of people Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then a ton of
people Tuesday Thursday, and they were in charge of things
like putting the podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Up, or we grabbed Dave's dirt on.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Audio clips, or they would honestly help out with bits
and segments we did. So Lewis was one of the
interns that we dubbed. I think he must have been
part of like what we dubbed like kind of the
hot intern crew was, so he was part of it.
Sally was, Britney was and they must have been on
(27:14):
the same day and there probably were others too, so
my apologies if not. And he reminded me, and I
remembered us doing this because we've talked about years before.
But his I know, if it was his husband or
boyfriend I met, I don't know, but he was like
telling him that online. I go, oh, it still lives
there that when we did, and I know, you know
(27:35):
this interns got talent. Yeah, but yours was jump rope,
which sticks true to who you are today. But his,
he said that he read poetry or spoken word to
fantasy or wasn't it I want to look like like
you from your head to your toe?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Wasn't it that how he did usher and make love
in this club? Okay, he did not remember that, right,
I will never forget because I thought it was the
most brilliant thing ever.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So I don't remember that at all. I think I
probably only remember yours honestly, because we've talked about it,
I don't remember. That's not true. I feel like I remember.
Was it intern Rachel or someone did like underwater singing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Sally Sally Sally tried to braid hair underwater, That's what
it was. It was so weird. She stuck her head
in a bucket of water so she couldn't see what
she was doing, and then she braided one of the
other intern's hair.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We treated it like it American Idol, where Steve Dave
and I judged them and we were like, Terra tellm
was terrible or good, was.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Like an ex and told us to stop. And I
was so sad because I am actually good at jumple thing,
as you probably know by now, but I fucked up
my routine within like the first few seconds. You guys
like wouldn't let me try again. And I practiced that
thing for like hours, for like weeks, like a week
leading up to it, and I was like so hyped,
and then I screwed it on.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You're like, no, we're done, and I was like, no,
kind of go watch these videos. I it's so crazy
because obviously the interns, it's been so long, they all
have like moved on, they have kids or whatever it
may be, and I'll like I see them in the wild.
And I always am reminded at how much we would
be canceled having our interns do anything today that we
(29:09):
used to have you guys do yep, And it was
like that wasn't a We had an intern in Rina
one and to this day, I love her. I follow
her because she would come in just hung over every
day and I'd give her. We'd give her so much shit.
We were like, you're the worst intern that ever existed.
But I loved her in here. And I was pretty
young when I was, like in my twenties when I
started here, so I felt like I related more to
(29:30):
the interns actually than like the morning show members, and
I hung out with like a decent amount of them,
so I still remember quite a few of them. It
was a real bomber when they got rid of that
program because it was a really great opportunity for people
to possibly get into radio if they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Would not be here today if it wasn't for being
able to have that internship. Yeah, she'd be dead.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So well, yeah, probably that I probably would have been
dead for sure. Do anything else you'd like to add, Jennifer,
I gotta go because it's a birthday party. Oh I
don remember birthday party this weekend. But I also I
have to wrap up this podcast because I have somebody
coming to get something.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Off Facebook Marketplace. I told me twenty minutes ago. She
was on her way and I was like, bitch, I
told you a time. I still have thirteen minutes to
be home for that. Well, I have some things I
want to talk about it. Yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
To stop Jenny from the high of a marketplace sale,
I would have to do criminal because it's like, you're
getting away.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm sorry, what are you making? Tell me too? Is
it ten or between ten and thirty dollars? No, it's fifty.
Oh it's a desk that I tried to get two
hundred four and it just wasn't going so fine. I
was like, f it, I really take it? Oh yeah,
but yes, I will be going out this weekend for
my birthday.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And are you going to post your vend moos people
can buy you cocktail? Oh god, oh my god, Josh.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And honestly, like, I really I'm not going out to
go get slash or hammered or anything I want to
have a good time with girlfriends. We'll see how the
night goes. But I really am past that age where
I'm like gonna accept any kind of free shot that
someone gets me just because it's my birthday. That's not
good for you. I am going to be But falinent
Tina did both help me pick out fits. Unfortunately, though
(31:01):
now it's only supposed to be a high of fifty
one fucking degrees and the serial yeah, it literally changes.
So this is Tuesday. Now we're having like ninety degree weather.
It changes by Thursday, and by Friday it's like high
of like fifty ish. It might change again. It did
change worse because it was sixty. Yes, it was sixty
yesterday and then they dropped a fifty one today. What
(31:22):
these meteorologists know? And I'm like, what the hell? Like
I literally bought a very summary like.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All the new buyer are the one that we recommended, yes,
and I have so many options, or at least one
of the ones I think you guys recommended. But she
wanted to get like some kind of like kind of
like a corset looking top that ye kind of floral
and by the way, funny enough Jenny or Jenny Tina
and I both sent her the same one. How weird
is that? But Tina claims she sent hers first, so.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
She was tasting me like six that morning and then
you sent me that afternoon. But they're from Lulu's and
I feel like people don't think about that, and they're
actually decently prized, Like so if you're ever looking for
like cute tops and dress and stuff, they have really
cute stuff and I always forget they exist. Yeah, so
I'm still gonna wear the O fai plan. I just
am now gonna have to wear a jacket. Probably I'm
not gonna be getting like the aesthetic pictures and the
(32:06):
Root of Drinks. First of all, you can get a
set of pictures and then you put your jacket back on.
And once you get a couple of drinks and you're
moving around and god knows, you'll gy rte. It's gonna
be fucking hot. I will oh my God part back
with a full story next week. And I did tell
a couple of my girlfriends that maybe I'll leave in
(32:27):
a flirt where a boy we'll see, oh.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
My god, or girl you never know, or yeah maybe maybe.
All right, thanks for listening, Have a good week. Bye,
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