September 9, 2025 • 29 mins
Falen and Jenny discuss Jenny's wild weekend with her HS besties out in the North Loop, Falen's sourdough journey and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're diving right in. Yes we are. We
were talking too long. We're like, oh god, we got
to record this, so welcome to that. I'm still fun podcast. Hi.
We by the way, I didn't I will tell you live.
We won't have an episode next week. I'm gonna be
gone Monday and Tuesday. I'm on vacation. That's exciting. Why
do I not remember what you're doing your bachelor party? No,
(00:21):
that's well, I'm off Friday too for that. So it's
basically the most I have, like the most chaotic time.
Saturday is my daughter's birthday party. Sunday we're going to
fly to Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Monday, we're going to surprise your take her to Disney.
Oh okay, just for like the day yep. Then we
come back Tuesday, and then I'm here Wednesday. Then Thursday,
Cult and I have our big adventure, which is an event,
and then I leave Friday morning for my friend's bachelorette
party in Indianapolis. You got it. Crazy week and a
(00:56):
half out of you, I know. And I have stuff
every day this week too, pretty much. Because so the
TV show I do, The Jason Show. They we launched
in like a bigger nationwide way. I think we launched
in twenty three additional cities today for our new season,
so we're on forty percent of the country. So exciting
and so weird, and so that was my voice just
(01:19):
had some weird crack things. Sorry, So that is exciting.
But then we just I just have a lot of
like meeting with my financial advisor this week, I'm on
a podcast for a client. I have just a bunch
of random things going on. I feel like fall is
such a busy season. Summer is busy, but for me,
fall is extra busy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh see, summer is always like really busy for me,
and then I feel like it usually slows down. But
your next couple weeks sounds like my last couple weeks.
And now like this week, I finally have like some freedom.
Except for today, my roof is getting done, so I
basically can't be home all day. It's exciting that'd be annoyed.
So other than that, this week is finally like I
can breathe. It's just been a lot of go, go
(01:58):
go the last couple of weeks for me, and I'm like,
fucking thank god. This weekend, I have literally nothing except
for hosting my fit club I do once a month, and.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Then I come to Olive's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No. I went to her first and second birthday parties,
and after that, I was like, I'm no longer coming
to these birthday parties.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't blame you. You tormented children at these. You
literally told me to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You said, Will Ferrell the shit out of the bouncy house,
and that I said, now, you could have said now.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Of course I would never say no immediately. Both have
a good bit. So we did it. Yeah, I did
it the children. I appreciate the invite.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I love Alive. She's my fucking girl. She loves me. Literally,
no interest in you with that birthley part to be
a waste. But I do have a face painter coming,
so you could get a face paint. Would they draw
like a penis on my cheek? I will, so we
don't need the face sharks do that?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Can I tell you though, that my girlfriends from my hometown,
like my high school busties, were in town visiting this
past weekend. Oh don't I know you were hitting the
fucking millennial drink toast girl.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh yeah, that was my friend's Dammy and She's like,
I don't care. We're gonna do the boom. We do
what makes you happy.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But man, we had no intention of this becoming a
night because let me tell you my friends Stuff who
lives in Seattle, she definitely doesn't party, hasn't partied in
a very long time. Yeah, she's been married for a while.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
She goes out, she does things, but she's you know,
she's a hiker now and a backpacker and camper and whatever.
And then my friend Sammy, also married, you know, she
goes out and has drinks. She does live in Wisconsin.
What else is there to do?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But it's never more than like a couple drinks. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So we go out Friday night to Barcelona, which is
kind of a newish place in the North Loop, have
drinks and food. Next thing we know, people are on
the bar doing like little fancy decanter like drinks down
your throat if you decided to walk up to the bar.
The bartenders are on the bar. That's fine, and like
they've got music going. Everyone's like whoo, and I'm like, yes,
parties getting started.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Your blood's pumping.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Then we go to Quing We get some nice boogie drinks, there.
Then we go to Ava, which I've never been to before,
I had heard of it. Ava's is like also maybe
in the last yearish newish, and it's just what I
knew it as was. It's got a bunch of disco balls,
but it's kind of a club bar lounge vibe. And
so we get there as old ladies before the club
(04:15):
party even opens, you know. So we're having drinks upstairs,
and next thing I know, we meet these girls that
were kind of sharing this big couch that we're all sitting.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
On, and one of them's like, are you famous?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
She's like looking at me and I was like, no,
not really. She's like, well are you?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And I was like, I mean maybe locally some people
might know me. She's like, well, who are you? And
I'm like, I work in radio, and then she whatever
her and her friends realize.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who I am.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're not exactly like the biggest radio fans, but their
moms are because they're young. And I'm like, you know
the number of people they're like, hey, can I get
a picture?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
My mom loves you. I'm always like, god, dang it up.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Officially, am I Is it because I'm old or because
we're in an outdated medium, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So we're like halving a time.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And then these girls and I are just like, I'm
chit chat and my two friends are having a conversation,
but I'm having so much fun with them, and they're like,
let's all take shots.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I was like, yeah, why not? So these girls who
are way younger.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Than me by them and in my friend's shots, which
the new thing instead of like fireball that millennials love
for gen Z, I think it's green tea shots.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Have you ever had one?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Fuck? No, I don't do shots, period, end of story.
They're like your kind of lemon droppy vibe of a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's not your.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Straight bit the lemon drops or had a slut I
think it is. And then as they carry on to
go downstairs with the club part, that opens up.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
God, their moms are the ones that probably paid for
your shots. Probably that's the joke all the gen z.
The reason they can afford these fancy drinks and north
of apartments is because their parents pay for them, right.
I mean, you don't know if it's true, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And then the next thing I know, our server is
coming up to me and she goes, well, those girls
that were just sitting here told me who you were, like,
let me get you around a drink.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Was waiting for a sec. Those girls actually couldn't afford me.
So you need some money, I tell you, what did happen?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So one of the girls orders the shots. The other
girls didn't realize it, and so the server's bringing these
shots over for all of us. And there's seven of
us totals, so they can tell it's not just for
their group, but for all of us.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So one of the girls is like, oh, Jenny, you
got us shots, and I go no. One didn't very
clear hold on, I will not be paid.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then I felt like I was like, God, I'm
such a cheap bitch. I could have bought them I wanted,
but I did not offer the shots. I would never
ever have taken the shots I've been offering me. So
then the server is giving us free drinks, and I'm like,
all right, let's go downstairs at the club part. Let's
see what it's all about. We're not going to stay
out much longer. Right, We're walking down the stairs. I'm
in the front, Sammy's in the middle, steps in the back.
(06:44):
All of a sudden, I hear screaming and I feel
like a splash of something on my back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I turn around. Steph has fallen down the stairs. Oh gosh,
she took the biggest tumble. Grabbed down to Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Sammy tries to grabb her, doesn't hold her no, breaks
a nail in the process, starts freaking.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Sammy starts freaking out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm looking back at like, wow, are we like drunken
idiots now at this club and we're too old in
the club park just open like.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is your hips can't afford her? They say, to
fall downstairs.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No. And so my friend Stuff does not know at
all what happened, and she's just a klutch. She says
once a year she takes one really bad fall. Last
year she was in Copenhagen. It happened down some stairs
in Copenhagen. She was completely sober, and she.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Stopped traveling and going on stairs.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
When she does verily, my friend is literally freaking out
about her nail and how she has to find her.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, maybe she's got completely she's looking for it whatever.
And I was like, we need to go overcoop in
the bathroom because we're like fucking mess right now.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Why you'll see a random hair extension or nail though
at random places in North Loop.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But to wrap up the super super long story, we
ended up being out at past two am.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Pass don't even ask. We did like meet up with
some friends.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I am such a bougie bitch because my friend Keith,
who's just like in that kind of scene, shows up
and I was like, you want to buy me a drink?
He's like here and he hands me a con and
is like, drinks on me aka keys that I bought
like a round of drinks and stuff. K like, whatever
you want, I don't care. And then yeah, we just
bopped around and made new friends, scream saying mister Brightside
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at the top of our lungs, and that came on
as millennials was as a white girl's dream come true.
But yeah, we ended up being out very late and
then we all were so dead. Or Saturday, we did
a bunch of stuff Saturday, but three people get your
Gatorade or your taco bell. No. I've started drinking these
kind of like calf or not caffeinated carbonated waters that
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you can get from cub and they're like flavor like
Kiwi strawberry or peach or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Sounds fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's what I got, and it was so good, but no,
weirdly enough, I could barely eat. On Saturday, I didn't
even like. We went out to Stanley's for lunch, so
good by the way, Yeah, and I had cheese curds
with an appetiser with the girls, and then we all
got sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I got a burger.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I had literally a bite and I couldn't eat anymore.
And I couldn't even at night eat barely anything. And
so anyways, it was a busy weekend for me, and
I am just once again so excited for this coming
weekend of having absolutely nothing on my schedule.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It sounds exciting. We've had pretty as always, Like I
haven't really had a town on the calendar the past
couple of weekends, but it's been a fill it no
matter what. So this weekend was kind of like I
ventured into if you follow me, my sourdough journey. Yeah,
I was following along. I'm actually very impressed with myself.
You think it's good, and you like it. You turned
out so good. But Jake last night laid in bed
(09:40):
and he was just like I've had too much bread?
Can you overdose on sour dough? I would be the
fucker that would oh so much fermentation? Tummy hurting or what? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He ate?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yea, he actually noticed a lot of toots, but he
was bloated, he said, very bloated. He ate so much bread?
Did you bring me some or what?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Actually gonna No, I will bring you some if you'll
actually eat it. I will eat it. I love bread.
I always eat it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
If you bring me a fucking weird, die die, I
just try to eat healthy as in, trust me after
this past fuck in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You know what diet is. It's a commitment to make
a loaf. So oh, so you're not willing to share
your commitment time to me if you're not going to
eat it, if you commit to eat the full loaf
in one sitting. Oh and I don't want a full loaf.
I just want you to give me some slices, bitch.
I am not going to make a loaf and then slice.
Oh you're gonna give me a whole loaf?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Can you give me half a loaf?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I can't. I am a one single household person. I'm
very lonely. And I only want I'm not gonna be
able to get through a whole loaf by me. What
kind do you want? You want the round kind or
like a loaf, like a bread loaf.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Half I would like you to form it into the
shape of tatas or old butt cheeks, so pretty much
she'll look the same, Okay, exact same.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Then I'm not gonna you can make that. You could
get that mold going. I don't accept that. So yeah,
the round shape would be great mine. Maybe I did
order the little bags you put them in, so maybe
I'll start making them. I just it's a commitment. You
have defeed it every night. It's like a baby.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I've heard my younger sister took up bread making in
the last I don't know year, and she what's her starters?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is that what it's called? Yeah, they all have names.
I haven't named mine. Someone asked me that I know,
but like, I don't. I'm afraid to commit that much.
It's why everyone was like when I was it's called
scoring it when you like cut it, and people were like,
oh my god, you're using a tomahawk, and I'm like, well,
I for once decided to not order every single item
(11:45):
I would ever possibly need before I know if I'm
actually committing to this. So my first set of everything
my pilates instructor loaned me, including the starter she got me,
started to the very established one. And so now I
have ordered a few things, but I'm not ordering everything
until I know that this is gonna be something I do.
Give me more of a thing. It's like a commitment too,
because you really have to like do things every couple hours.
(12:06):
I feel like, right when you actually make a loaf,
you it sounds like a lot, but it isn't. It
just sounds like it because like the first few times,
you just have to get your head around it. It's
it all sounds confusing. So like you make your dough
and then you like sit it on the counter and
it like rises, and then for like an hour making
(12:28):
the actual dough, it's like flower water salt boom. It's
like five it's not even five minutes to mix it.
Then you put in a bowl, sit it for an hour,
and then yes, you have to fold and stretch it
every thirty minutes. Three times. Sounds like a lot, but
it goes by very fast. And then after that you
like just cut it into you form it and a
couple of balls, toss it in the fridge overnight, and
then you cook it in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
God, I wish someone would fold and stretch me. Every
thirty minutes I am, so you're stretched out it off,
You're good.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, I'm not stretched in that way.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Let me tell you you're gonna have to fucking use
one of those guynecologist things that they put in your
vagina the next time I have sex to even open
that thing up's fucking closing bit by bit. Look it,
that's how big she's It's the size of a p
So whoever gets to enter that hole next, you're going
to be so excited. It's like you're taking her flower
for the first time. It will be it'll be like
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one of the best feelings ever for you. And it'll
probably think it's gonna be like I think that thing
is gonna be like riding a bike.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It'll be a eazy s.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So I'm gonna get away from the hour dough now
unless you have more you want to say to it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, okay, I would like to move on as well,
now that we've talked about your tiny little pea hole. No,
isn't your p whole different.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Vagina, I was doing pea period hole like forday, okay,
just real quick, even though this is maybe not podcast material,
but we were texting Steve about something with the morning
show this morning. Yeah, and Dave does his voice to
text things, so I'm already predicting what he's about to
start staying out loud and I go, hey, pussy period,
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and then Dave starts saying, he goes, hey, pussy period.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Jenny wanted me to say that, and then he like
continues on. I was like, no, don't put that in there.
Christy's gonna kill me, like whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Anyways, No, there's something that I do, and I've done
it when I was single before, and I don't know
what it says about me, but like I do kind
of like pretend to every once in a while that
at a pillow as a man, what the fuck that
I can cuddle when I'm laying down and I because like,
I just get so lonely that there's nobody with their
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arms wrapped around me, and I just am like sad,
and I just like kind of you know, I have
a very creative imagination. Yeah, So I just close my
eyes and I imagine what could be happening, and then
I like, use the pillow.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't want to shame you. I want you to
do what you need to do. I guess like Jake
and I don't like cuddle a ton. We're very like
huggy kissy, affectionate throughout the day, but like on the
couch we're pretty separate. Ends of the couch, like I'll
put my feet over on him, and in bed we
like smooch or do whatever we're going to do. Lewis
(15:03):
kiss good night, but then like we kind of go
to our other sides. So that part I don't like.
I don't miss. I wouldn't well, I guess I would
miss if I didn't have it for sure.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I mean that's exactly what my last relationship was like. Yeah,
it was exactly like that. But it's the fact that
I literally have nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I have I get it. Nobody will walk into the
house and give a quick smooch tooo. Do you want
me to come spoon you like once a month for
a fee? How much? How much would you be willing
to pay? You're so cheap, it's going to be so low.
I already had a number of five dollars. No, it
was twenty, but you have to do it for an hour? No,
(15:39):
my hourly fee is so much higher than that. And
you know, yeah, I get you get to say Louis
Park in this economy. So how many minutes do I
get for twenty dollars? Ten? I'll take it. That's fine.
Two dollars a minute? Yeah, not bad. I could do that.
It just depends though, like, are you willing to put
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a leg around me too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, okay, actually, and I'm allowed to like nuzzle my
butt back in that thing is gonna do to touch
me at so much space between us with your butt separator?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I think, yeah, okay, well we'll work on that. Okay.
I went back and forth. I was going to talk
about this because I don't want, like want the person
to hear it and feel shamed if they listen to
our podcast. But there was something that happened recently and
Colt and I talked about it for like an hour
after because we felt so bad for this girl. And
it's like, it's kind of my call out to people
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who are in relationships, like what you should not put
up with? Yes, so how did she listen? She's going
to one thousand percent? Now this was her. But just
know that a lot of people did come up to
me at the State Fair and talk about Taylor Swift's
engagement because people know that I'm a swiftye and they're like, ah,
like it. You know, we were out the fair ride
after it was like announced and everyone was really excited.
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But this one girl came up with her was her boyfriend,
her husband, her partner, and man, was he a miserable
person and like just he had that look as she
was like kind of excited, like hey, what do you
think about it? Where he's like just rolling his eyes
and not like the funny kind, like so shitty and
(17:18):
just like like making her feel like crap about this
little thing that she was excited about. Like she like
what a dumb topic? What an oh, this is so stupid,
like seemed annoyed. She wanted to get a little picture.
He's like didn't even like look at the camera, like
snapped at hind And whether it was he doesn't like me,
he doesn't care about my radio station, or he's having
(17:38):
a bad day, all those things are possible, right. He
may not be like that about her passions in other
settings with other people on another day, but even Colt goes, fuck,
can you imagine being well cold doesn't cuss? Can you
imagine being with someone like that? And I was like,
and even I wasn't gonna say anything, but when Colt
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said it, I was like, yeah, he was kind of
a dick, right, he was like he was awful. He's
like he just stood there and like made her like
feel stupid about something that she was excited that most
of the country actually was like kind of excited about
for a brief minute, And like, yeah, does it really
affect us that Taylor Swift does engage? No, but why
can't we have little moments of happiness. I'm gonna guess
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if he's into sports or whatever, and if he is
like so happy as team wins, she probably doesn't act
like that, like that miserable about it. And all that's
to say, don't like be with someone who makes you
feel like shit about the things that you like. Yeah,
and I see so many women listen. I think I've
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been like that in a relationship. I think, like, because
like I hate sports, I think I was kind of
like that with like previous partners. And everyone's gonna assume
it's about one specific partner. No, most of the people
I've dated have liked sports, and I just don't like him,
And I think I shit on it a little bit.
I don't think I was that bad, but like I
didn't want to talk about it. I don't care because
I didn't understand it. But like in front of people
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I don't know. Usually, in front of people who don't know,
you kind of are on your better behavior. So to
be like that in front of people you don't know,
I was like, what is this person like at home?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So I don't know. It just stuck with me for
a while, and I just thought about her and I
was like, she seemed like such a nice, just sweet person.
So again, maybe her guy was having it off day,
maybe they were in the middle of an argument. Who knows.
And I've been a pill before, but just don't be
with someone who makes you feel like shit about the
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little things that bring you joy in life.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I fully agree with that. I mean, I've been
lucky enough to not have experienced that might either.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
For the most people, I can think of any partner
that I've been with that's been like belittled my passions.
I think most guys I have been with have actually
like hyped me and amped me about them.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, I'm trying to think if I know anyone that's
done that. I mean, there's definitely one relationship of a
friend who I'm not like so in love with their
partner just because they do the whole like making fun
of my friend a lot, and they think they're being
really funny, but like they're not funny in my opinion,
and so like, I know they're not trying to do
it in a harmful way, but like they're not funny.
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So I kind of want to just be like, hey,
can you not like make fun of my friend like that,
because it's just it's you're not humorous in my opinion.
But no, I fully agree that with that. I also
think that people who just in general have hated on
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey just because they're Taylor Swift
and Travis kelce I think that that shit's annoying as
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hell anyways.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
So it's like, I'm not a huge swiftye. I do
like her.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I think she's great, but also like, who cares if
the whole half the world's like obsessed with their relationship
and you're just annoyed because you have to see it.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Why is is that hurting you?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like you know that you're seeing an article by E
News that they're engaged, Like, why does that matter?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, it's bizarre to me, It really is. I don't know,
but that kind of wigh on me a little. I
was like, I'm gonna bring that up on the podcast.
Have you listened to did we talk about this last
week or did it come out last week? Do you
listen to the new Sabrina Corp.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We didn't talk about it, and I meant to bring
it up too, because I listened to it so much
on my trip to the up and I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I mean to love the whole album. I've seen so
many people say like it sucks compare to the other one.
So many people and they're like, she should have taken time.
It sounds too similar. I'm like, well, there are definitely similarities,
but I get like a lot of First of all,
there's definitely the Dolly flair in there, like she has
like some country vibes to it. I get some abba
abba I always say it wrong vibes like with that
disco we feel. And I posted my top three favorite
(21:37):
songs so you might already know them but my top
three favorites are Sweet Talking, When Did You Get Hot?
And House Tour? And I like the When Did You
Get Hot because it's to me, sounds the most different
on the album. It has like a nineties vibe to it.
And then the Sweet Talking is like a slower one,
which wouldn't normally be my top choice yep, but I
can knot get that out of my head. And then
(21:59):
how House Tour just like a fun, discoy, upbeat track.
So I like When did You Get So Hot?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
A lot.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I like Go Go Juice, and I like Juice is
an honorable fourth.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, I think Goodbyes only because like, certain things hit
me differently because of lyrics. But yes, I think that
most of the album is great. And even when I
was in the up the weekend it came out, there
was already like one of the boutique places like playing
the album and I knew the song because I had
listened to it so many times already.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I was like, Oh, that's the new Sabrina. I can
see why she dropped Manchild, but it's interesting. I'm always
interested in how artists pick their singles because after hearing
the rest of the album, I think so many other
songs are far superior to man Child. Yeah, And I
also same with like, I get why she chose Tears
because it has the perfect pop beat and she loved
(22:48):
to do edgy lyrics. But still I even think, like
there are so many other better songs than Tears. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
On the album yeah, I yeah, I would say go
listen to it if you haven't yet, because I do.
I think it's pretty good, and I haven't. I tried
to start listening to the new Bieber album when it
came out.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I didn't even open it. Yeah, I tried, and then I.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Completely forgot about it the rest of the weekend. But
maybe I'll give it a shot, like on a walk
or something this week. But there's like fucking twenty four
tracks or something on it.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's too much. Well half those are probably talking or
interludes anyway. True. And then this week is our second
to last episode of the summer. I turned pretty If
you're up to date, I know Jenny is not, but
if you are up to date, we have. Last week's
episode was such a filler, and Jenny Hann promised us
no filler episodes. Everyone was upset with that episode because
(23:35):
nothing happened and we're now we're like, what's going to
happen in two episodes to capture everything we're looking for?
So I'm excited because I think two episodes ago she
did cram a lot in and I was so happy
that it can't spread that out farther. So I think
that they can do it. And I'm just really excited
because I haven't been this into like a show like
(23:58):
that in so long.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I wish I wouldn't have fallen off because now I
feel like I know all the spoilers, so I feel
like I probably won't go back and watch it. But
I fell off during the second season I watched you,
so I don't think I overwell watch it again.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But you know, that's just that, Jenny, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I did give one email, but I think they just
said we haven't another one too, But I think they
meant to send it to both of us. But because
it says high ladies, but I think it only came
to me. So I first want to just say the
title of the email is dms and Blowies, So just
right off the bat, dms and Blowies, and then says,
Hi Li is longtime follower and listener of katiewb in
(24:35):
the podcast literally never listened to a podcast before yours.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I have to tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm training for the Twin Cities Marathon, my first full marathon,
and it was yeah seriously and was in the middle
of running nine miles and heard the story about Frank.
So told the story about Frank last week.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I did have like two people reach out that their
dogs do it either, and I was like, I want
to be clear, it's not licking. They're like, we're clear,
it's not licking. I almost took a video of it
today to send you. If I catched it on video, Jenny,
I'll send it to you. I don't know if I
want to see it, but I do. I do what
I don't else to now.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So she continues that she goes, I was in the
middle of a residential neighborhood and for real lo oled
in real time like loud and raucous ruckus. I almost
pete Frank is a nasty boy and dirty. Anyway, I'm
writing in to tell you about my experience with creepy dms.
I'm a huge NFL fan, so I comment pretty frequently
(25:26):
on vikings and NFL related pages, and pretty consistently this
apparently means I'm DTF question. So I get suggestive DMS often.
I've gotten so sick of it that I just start
I just started fucking with them. One guy just says
I got nine inches for you, so I replied I
would be split in two, no thanks, and he kept trying.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So I just asked, does this.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Actually work on people? Then he proceeded to send me
an unsolicited dick pic. Path of it fully erect, I think,
is what she meant to say, but she put effect
fully erect swinging ew. We can't win, she says, but
it's been a little more entertaining to screw with these
duds a bit.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
You can see my name in the email, but keep
it on the ZIL so I will not say your name.
But yes, DMS and blowy is that is an email
from anonymous?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Thank you so much. Yeah, Frank is a little sick pervert.
I'm glad to know I'm not alone with my creep.
We got this one and it basically was just like saying,
how they know that I love fall, fall to be longer?
And they said they move from Minnesota to the northeast
area of Pennsylvania in the mountains and fall has already
started about two weeks ago. She says, well, technically not
(26:35):
till September twenty second, but here the leaves start changing
in mid August. Winters are not brutal like Minnesota. It's
very mild compared. Never thought I'd ever move because what
is really here? She said, Well, it's definitely worth the visit.
Hiking is incredible. I live about fifteen minutes our next
about fifteen waterfalls, not tiny ones. Wildlife is so beautiful. Anyway,
(26:57):
if you ever decided to visit Pennsylvania, I'll gladly be
your tour guide because there's so much just seeing. I
want to see it all too. Really don't know many
here yet since I haven't been here a year yet.
Some photos she sent like some photos basically and like, yeah,
the leaves already changing, and like the wildlife and stuff.
So she didn't say to not say her name, so Christy,
thank you for sending in that she just moved here. Nope,
she has moved to Pennsylvania, Northeast Pennsylvania from Minnesota. She's
(27:20):
barely been there a year. But I did like what
she said about milder winters and a longer fall. Yes,
that's lovely thing.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's not one of those states. It's really on my radar,
but I would check it out. Yeah, it's never I
mean besides that area. Maybe for like a fall van
trip for me where I just like bop around to
all those states, I.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Would totally do that, but it's yeah, never really bet
on my radar. Well, I think that about does it
for us.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Can I tell you one more funny story? But it's
kind of like the time it's self promoted promoted? Actually yes,
of course. Again, my dear, I get a DM this
past weekend and they go, oh my god, Jenny. So
I was like looking for hikes in Minnesota and this
blog is using your picture and they send a screenshot
of a blog and then like the linked to it
and it's my blog and I was like oh, I
(28:04):
was like, yeah, that's that's actually my block to run
that whatever. And it made me very happy because truthfully,
I haven't done a lot for SEO, which means search
engine optimization, which means that I pop up high on
a Google search, and I have not done a whole
lot for that. So the fact that someone found it
and didn't realize it was mine and it actually popped
up in like a Google search. Made me so happy
(28:26):
because I was like, how a b Like I need
to look into being better at that. Yeah, but just
a shameless plug meet meofgrid dot com and my blog
if you need some travel insight or inspo. I do
have quite a bit of Minnesota stuff on there, so
I'm working on some stuff for the up since I
just went there too, and I feel like it's just
(28:47):
this hidden gem of the Midwest, which I always feel
bad also promoting that stuff because then everyone who already
goes there is like, don't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
About it, like keep it it, sorry, yeah, keep it
a hidden gem.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Like don't tell everyone, And I'm like, well sorry, but anyways, Yeah,
that was it. Other than that, you look so lovely
today because I feel like you did your hair really
curly for the premiere of the show.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Is that what happened? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, curled it this morning after pilots.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, and there's been one piece of glitter that's been
sitting on your face since I walked it this morning.
I don't know why I would have glitter, but I
don't know either, but I kept looking at it, kept
like glimmering at me more than your moleh bitch.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah all right, Well, have a great week next week. Sorry,
what a surprise for all. Jenny didn't know either, but
we'll be back the week after Bye.
All right, we're diving right in. Yes we are. We
were talking too long. We're like, oh god, we got
to record this, so welcome to that. I'm still fun podcast. Hi.
We by the way, I didn't I will tell you live.
We won't have an episode next week. I'm gonna be
gone Monday and Tuesday. I'm on vacation. That's exciting. Why
do I not remember what you're doing your bachelor party? No,
(00:21):
that's well, I'm off Friday too for that. So it's
basically the most I have, like the most chaotic time.
Saturday is my daughter's birthday party. Sunday we're going to
fly to Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Monday, we're going to surprise your take her to Disney.
Oh okay, just for like the day yep. Then we
come back Tuesday, and then I'm here Wednesday. Then Thursday,
Cult and I have our big adventure, which is an event,
and then I leave Friday morning for my friend's bachelorette
party in Indianapolis. You got it. Crazy week and a
(00:56):
half out of you, I know. And I have stuff
every day this week too, pretty much. Because so the
TV show I do, The Jason Show. They we launched
in like a bigger nationwide way. I think we launched
in twenty three additional cities today for our new season,
so we're on forty percent of the country. So exciting
and so weird, and so that was my voice just
(01:19):
had some weird crack things. Sorry, So that is exciting.
But then we just I just have a lot of
like meeting with my financial advisor this week, I'm on
a podcast for a client. I have just a bunch
of random things going on. I feel like fall is
such a busy season. Summer is busy, but for me,
fall is extra busy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh see, summer is always like really busy for me,
and then I feel like it usually slows down. But
your next couple weeks sounds like my last couple weeks.
And now like this week, I finally have like some freedom.
Except for today, my roof is getting done, so I
basically can't be home all day. It's exciting that'd be annoyed.
So other than that, this week is finally like I
can breathe. It's just been a lot of go, go
(01:58):
go the last couple of weeks for me, and I'm like,
fucking thank god. This weekend, I have literally nothing except
for hosting my fit club I do once a month, and.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Then I come to Olive's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No. I went to her first and second birthday parties,
and after that, I was like, I'm no longer coming
to these birthday parties.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't blame you. You tormented children at these. You
literally told me to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You said, Will Ferrell the shit out of the bouncy house,
and that I said, now, you could have said now.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Of course I would never say no immediately. Both have
a good bit. So we did it. Yeah, I did
it the children. I appreciate the invite.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I love Alive. She's my fucking girl. She loves me. Literally,
no interest in you with that birthley part to be
a waste. But I do have a face painter coming,
so you could get a face paint. Would they draw
like a penis on my cheek? I will, so we
don't need the face sharks do that?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Can I tell you though, that my girlfriends from my hometown,
like my high school busties, were in town visiting this
past weekend. Oh don't I know you were hitting the
fucking millennial drink toast girl.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh yeah, that was my friend's Dammy and She's like,
I don't care. We're gonna do the boom. We do
what makes you happy.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
But man, we had no intention of this becoming a
night because let me tell you my friends Stuff who
lives in Seattle, she definitely doesn't party, hasn't partied in
a very long time. Yeah, she's been married for a while.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
She goes out, she does things, but she's you know,
she's a hiker now and a backpacker and camper and whatever.
And then my friend Sammy, also married, you know, she
goes out and has drinks. She does live in Wisconsin.
What else is there to do?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But it's never more than like a couple drinks. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So we go out Friday night to Barcelona, which is
kind of a newish place in the North Loop, have
drinks and food. Next thing we know, people are on
the bar doing like little fancy decanter like drinks down
your throat if you decided to walk up to the bar.
The bartenders are on the bar. That's fine, and like
they've got music going. Everyone's like whoo, and I'm like, yes,
parties getting started.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Your blood's pumping.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Then we go to Quing We get some nice boogie drinks, there.
Then we go to Ava, which I've never been to before,
I had heard of it. Ava's is like also maybe
in the last yearish newish, and it's just what I
knew it as was. It's got a bunch of disco balls,
but it's kind of a club bar lounge vibe. And
so we get there as old ladies before the club
(04:15):
party even opens, you know. So we're having drinks upstairs,
and next thing I know, we meet these girls that
were kind of sharing this big couch that we're all sitting.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
On, and one of them's like, are you famous?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I was like yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
She's like looking at me and I was like, no,
not really. She's like, well are you?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And I was like, I mean maybe locally some people
might know me. She's like, well, who are you? And
I'm like, I work in radio, and then she whatever
her and her friends realize.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who I am.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
They're not exactly like the biggest radio fans, but their
moms are because they're young. And I'm like, you know
the number of people they're like, hey, can I get
a picture?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
My mom loves you. I'm always like, god, dang it up.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Officially, am I Is it because I'm old or because
we're in an outdated medium, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So we're like halving a time.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And then these girls and I are just like, I'm
chit chat and my two friends are having a conversation,
but I'm having so much fun with them, and they're like,
let's all take shots.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I was like, yeah, why not? So these girls who
are way younger.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Than me by them and in my friend's shots, which
the new thing instead of like fireball that millennials love
for gen Z, I think it's green tea shots.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Have you ever had one?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Fuck? No, I don't do shots, period, end of story.
They're like your kind of lemon droppy vibe of a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's not your.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Straight bit the lemon drops or had a slut I
think it is. And then as they carry on to
go downstairs with the club part, that opens up.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
God, their moms are the ones that probably paid for
your shots. Probably that's the joke all the gen z.
The reason they can afford these fancy drinks and north
of apartments is because their parents pay for them, right.
I mean, you don't know if it's true, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And then the next thing I know, our server is
coming up to me and she goes, well, those girls
that were just sitting here told me who you were, like,
let me get you around a drink.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Was waiting for a sec. Those girls actually couldn't afford me.
So you need some money, I tell you, what did happen?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So one of the girls orders the shots. The other
girls didn't realize it, and so the server's bringing these
shots over for all of us. And there's seven of
us totals, so they can tell it's not just for
their group, but for all of us.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So one of the girls is like, oh, Jenny, you
got us shots, and I go no. One didn't very
clear hold on, I will not be paid.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then I felt like I was like, God, I'm
such a cheap bitch. I could have bought them I wanted,
but I did not offer the shots. I would never
ever have taken the shots I've been offering me. So
then the server is giving us free drinks, and I'm like,
all right, let's go downstairs at the club part. Let's
see what it's all about. We're not going to stay
out much longer. Right, We're walking down the stairs. I'm
in the front, Sammy's in the middle, steps in the back.
(06:44):
All of a sudden, I hear screaming and I feel
like a splash of something on my back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I turn around. Steph has fallen down the stairs. Oh gosh,
she took the biggest tumble. Grabbed down to Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Sammy tries to grabb her, doesn't hold her no, breaks
a nail in the process, starts freaking.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Sammy starts freaking out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm looking back at like, wow, are we like drunken
idiots now at this club and we're too old in
the club park just open like.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is your hips can't afford her? They say, to
fall downstairs.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No. And so my friend Stuff does not know at
all what happened, and she's just a klutch. She says
once a year she takes one really bad fall. Last
year she was in Copenhagen. It happened down some stairs
in Copenhagen. She was completely sober, and she.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Stopped traveling and going on stairs.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
When she does verily, my friend is literally freaking out
about her nail and how she has to find her.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, maybe she's got completely she's looking for it whatever.
And I was like, we need to go overcoop in
the bathroom because we're like fucking mess right now.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Why you'll see a random hair extension or nail though
at random places in North Loop.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But to wrap up the super super long story, we
ended up being out at past two am.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Pass don't even ask. We did like meet up with
some friends.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I am such a bougie bitch because my friend Keith,
who's just like in that kind of scene, shows up
and I was like, you want to buy me a drink?
He's like here and he hands me a con and
is like, drinks on me aka keys that I bought
like a round of drinks and stuff. K like, whatever
you want, I don't care. And then yeah, we just
bopped around and made new friends, scream saying mister Brightside
(08:23):
at the top of our lungs, and that came on
as millennials was as a white girl's dream come true.
But yeah, we ended up being out very late and
then we all were so dead. Or Saturday, we did
a bunch of stuff Saturday, but three people get your
Gatorade or your taco bell. No. I've started drinking these
kind of like calf or not caffeinated carbonated waters that
(08:44):
you can get from cub and they're like flavor like
Kiwi strawberry or peach or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Sounds fucking awful.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's what I got, and it was so good, but no,
weirdly enough, I could barely eat. On Saturday, I didn't
even like. We went out to Stanley's for lunch, so
good by the way, Yeah, and I had cheese curds
with an appetiser with the girls, and then we all
got sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I got a burger.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I had literally a bite and I couldn't eat anymore.
And I couldn't even at night eat barely anything. And
so anyways, it was a busy weekend for me, and
I am just once again so excited for this coming
weekend of having absolutely nothing on my schedule.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It sounds exciting. We've had pretty as always, Like I
haven't really had a town on the calendar the past
couple of weekends, but it's been a fill it no
matter what. So this weekend was kind of like I
ventured into if you follow me, my sourdough journey. Yeah,
I was following along. I'm actually very impressed with myself.
You think it's good, and you like it. You turned
out so good. But Jake last night laid in bed
(09:40):
and he was just like I've had too much bread?
Can you overdose on sour dough? I would be the
fucker that would oh so much fermentation? Tummy hurting or what? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He ate?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yea, he actually noticed a lot of toots, but he
was bloated, he said, very bloated. He ate so much bread?
Did you bring me some or what?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Actually gonna No, I will bring you some if you'll
actually eat it. I will eat it. I love bread.
I always eat it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
If you bring me a fucking weird, die die, I
just try to eat healthy as in, trust me after
this past fuck in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You know what diet is. It's a commitment to make
a loaf. So oh, so you're not willing to share
your commitment time to me if you're not going to
eat it, if you commit to eat the full loaf
in one sitting. Oh and I don't want a full loaf.
I just want you to give me some slices, bitch.
I am not going to make a loaf and then slice.
Oh you're gonna give me a whole loaf?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Can you give me half a loaf?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I can't. I am a one single household person. I'm
very lonely. And I only want I'm not gonna be
able to get through a whole loaf by me. What
kind do you want? You want the round kind or
like a loaf, like a bread loaf.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Half I would like you to form it into the
shape of tatas or old butt cheeks, so pretty much
she'll look the same, Okay, exact same.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Then I'm not gonna you can make that. You could
get that mold going. I don't accept that. So yeah,
the round shape would be great mine. Maybe I did
order the little bags you put them in, so maybe
I'll start making them. I just it's a commitment. You
have defeed it every night. It's like a baby.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I've heard my younger sister took up bread making in
the last I don't know year, and she what's her starters?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is that what it's called? Yeah, they all have names.
I haven't named mine. Someone asked me that I know,
but like, I don't. I'm afraid to commit that much.
It's why everyone was like when I was it's called
scoring it when you like cut it, and people were like,
oh my god, you're using a tomahawk, and I'm like, well,
I for once decided to not order every single item
(11:45):
I would ever possibly need before I know if I'm
actually committing to this. So my first set of everything
my pilates instructor loaned me, including the starter she got me,
started to the very established one. And so now I
have ordered a few things, but I'm not ordering everything
until I know that this is gonna be something I do.
Give me more of a thing. It's like a commitment too,
because you really have to like do things every couple hours.
(12:06):
I feel like, right when you actually make a loaf,
you it sounds like a lot, but it isn't. It
just sounds like it because like the first few times,
you just have to get your head around it. It's
it all sounds confusing. So like you make your dough
and then you like sit it on the counter and
it like rises, and then for like an hour making
(12:28):
the actual dough, it's like flower water salt boom. It's
like five it's not even five minutes to mix it.
Then you put in a bowl, sit it for an hour,
and then yes, you have to fold and stretch it
every thirty minutes. Three times. Sounds like a lot, but
it goes by very fast. And then after that you
like just cut it into you form it and a
couple of balls, toss it in the fridge overnight, and
then you cook it in the morning.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
God, I wish someone would fold and stretch me. Every
thirty minutes I am, so you're stretched out it off,
You're good.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, I'm not stretched in that way.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Let me tell you you're gonna have to fucking use
one of those guynecologist things that they put in your
vagina the next time I have sex to even open
that thing up's fucking closing bit by bit. Look it,
that's how big she's It's the size of a p
So whoever gets to enter that hole next, you're going
to be so excited. It's like you're taking her flower
for the first time. It will be it'll be like
(13:17):
one of the best feelings ever for you. And it'll
probably think it's gonna be like I think that thing
is gonna be like riding a bike.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It'll be a eazy s.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So I'm gonna get away from the hour dough now
unless you have more you want to say to it.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, okay, I would like to move on as well,
now that we've talked about your tiny little pea hole. No,
isn't your p whole different.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Vagina, I was doing pea period hole like forday, okay,
just real quick, even though this is maybe not podcast material,
but we were texting Steve about something with the morning
show this morning. Yeah, and Dave does his voice to
text things, so I'm already predicting what he's about to
start staying out loud and I go, hey, pussy period,
(14:00):
and then Dave starts saying, he goes, hey, pussy period.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Jenny wanted me to say that, and then he like
continues on. I was like, no, don't put that in there.
Christy's gonna kill me, like whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Anyways, No, there's something that I do, and I've done
it when I was single before, and I don't know
what it says about me, but like I do kind
of like pretend to every once in a while that
at a pillow as a man, what the fuck that
I can cuddle when I'm laying down and I because like,
I just get so lonely that there's nobody with their
(14:32):
arms wrapped around me, and I just am like sad,
and I just like kind of you know, I have
a very creative imagination. Yeah, So I just close my
eyes and I imagine what could be happening, and then
I like, use the pillow.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't want to shame you. I want you to
do what you need to do. I guess like Jake
and I don't like cuddle a ton. We're very like
huggy kissy, affectionate throughout the day, but like on the
couch we're pretty separate. Ends of the couch, like I'll
put my feet over on him, and in bed we
like smooch or do whatever we're going to do. Lewis
(15:03):
kiss good night, but then like we kind of go
to our other sides. So that part I don't like.
I don't miss. I wouldn't well, I guess I would
miss if I didn't have it for sure.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I mean that's exactly what my last relationship was like. Yeah,
it was exactly like that. But it's the fact that
I literally have nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I have I get it. Nobody will walk into the
house and give a quick smooch tooo. Do you want
me to come spoon you like once a month for
a fee? How much? How much would you be willing
to pay? You're so cheap, it's going to be so low.
I already had a number of five dollars. No, it
was twenty, but you have to do it for an hour? No,
(15:39):
my hourly fee is so much higher than that. And
you know, yeah, I get you get to say Louis
Park in this economy. So how many minutes do I
get for twenty dollars? Ten? I'll take it. That's fine.
Two dollars a minute? Yeah, not bad. I could do that.
It just depends though, like, are you willing to put
(15:59):
a leg around me too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, okay, actually, and I'm allowed to like nuzzle my
butt back in that thing is gonna do to touch
me at so much space between us with your butt separator?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I think, yeah, okay, well we'll work on that. Okay.
I went back and forth. I was going to talk
about this because I don't want, like want the person
to hear it and feel shamed if they listen to
our podcast. But there was something that happened recently and
Colt and I talked about it for like an hour
after because we felt so bad for this girl. And
it's like, it's kind of my call out to people
(16:35):
who are in relationships, like what you should not put
up with? Yes, so how did she listen? She's going
to one thousand percent? Now this was her. But just
know that a lot of people did come up to
me at the State Fair and talk about Taylor Swift's
engagement because people know that I'm a swiftye and they're like, ah,
like it. You know, we were out the fair ride
after it was like announced and everyone was really excited.
(16:57):
But this one girl came up with her was her boyfriend,
her husband, her partner, and man, was he a miserable
person and like just he had that look as she
was like kind of excited, like hey, what do you
think about it? Where he's like just rolling his eyes
and not like the funny kind, like so shitty and
(17:18):
just like like making her feel like crap about this
little thing that she was excited about. Like she like
what a dumb topic? What an oh, this is so stupid,
like seemed annoyed. She wanted to get a little picture.
He's like didn't even like look at the camera, like
snapped at hind And whether it was he doesn't like me,
he doesn't care about my radio station, or he's having
(17:38):
a bad day, all those things are possible, right. He
may not be like that about her passions in other
settings with other people on another day, but even Colt goes, fuck,
can you imagine being well cold doesn't cuss? Can you
imagine being with someone like that? And I was like,
and even I wasn't gonna say anything, but when Colt
(17:59):
said it, I was like, yeah, he was kind of
a dick, right, he was like he was awful. He's
like he just stood there and like made her like
feel stupid about something that she was excited that most
of the country actually was like kind of excited about
for a brief minute, And like, yeah, does it really
affect us that Taylor Swift does engage? No, but why
can't we have little moments of happiness. I'm gonna guess
(18:21):
if he's into sports or whatever, and if he is
like so happy as team wins, she probably doesn't act
like that, like that miserable about it. And all that's
to say, don't like be with someone who makes you
feel like shit about the things that you like. Yeah,
and I see so many women listen. I think I've
(18:42):
been like that in a relationship. I think, like, because
like I hate sports, I think I was kind of
like that with like previous partners. And everyone's gonna assume
it's about one specific partner. No, most of the people
I've dated have liked sports, and I just don't like him,
And I think I shit on it a little bit.
I don't think I was that bad, but like I
didn't want to talk about it. I don't care because
I didn't understand it. But like in front of people
(19:04):
I don't know. Usually, in front of people who don't know,
you kind of are on your better behavior. So to
be like that in front of people you don't know,
I was like, what is this person like at home?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So I don't know. It just stuck with me for
a while, and I just thought about her and I
was like, she seemed like such a nice, just sweet person.
So again, maybe her guy was having it off day,
maybe they were in the middle of an argument. Who knows.
And I've been a pill before, but just don't be
with someone who makes you feel like shit about the
(19:36):
little things that bring you joy in life.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I fully agree with that. I mean, I've been
lucky enough to not have experienced that might either.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
For the most people, I can think of any partner
that I've been with that's been like belittled my passions.
I think most guys I have been with have actually
like hyped me and amped me about them.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, I'm trying to think if I know anyone that's
done that. I mean, there's definitely one relationship of a
friend who I'm not like so in love with their
partner just because they do the whole like making fun
of my friend a lot, and they think they're being
really funny, but like they're not funny in my opinion,
and so like, I know they're not trying to do
it in a harmful way, but like they're not funny.
(20:14):
So I kind of want to just be like, hey,
can you not like make fun of my friend like that,
because it's just it's you're not humorous in my opinion.
But no, I fully agree that with that. I also
think that people who just in general have hated on
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey just because they're Taylor Swift
and Travis kelce I think that that shit's annoying as
(20:35):
hell anyways.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
So it's like, I'm not a huge swiftye. I do
like her.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I think she's great, but also like, who cares if
the whole half the world's like obsessed with their relationship
and you're just annoyed because you have to see it.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Why is is that hurting you?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Like you know that you're seeing an article by E
News that they're engaged, Like, why does that matter?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, it's bizarre to me, It really is. I don't know,
but that kind of wigh on me a little. I
was like, I'm gonna bring that up on the podcast.
Have you listened to did we talk about this last
week or did it come out last week? Do you
listen to the new Sabrina Corp.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We didn't talk about it, and I meant to bring
it up too, because I listened to it so much
on my trip to the up and I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I mean to love the whole album. I've seen so
many people say like it sucks compare to the other one.
So many people and they're like, she should have taken time.
It sounds too similar. I'm like, well, there are definitely similarities,
but I get like a lot of First of all,
there's definitely the Dolly flair in there, like she has
like some country vibes to it. I get some abba
abba I always say it wrong vibes like with that
disco we feel. And I posted my top three favorite
(21:37):
songs so you might already know them but my top
three favorites are Sweet Talking, When Did You Get Hot?
And House Tour? And I like the When Did You
Get Hot because it's to me, sounds the most different
on the album. It has like a nineties vibe to it.
And then the Sweet Talking is like a slower one,
which wouldn't normally be my top choice yep, but I
can knot get that out of my head. And then
(21:59):
how House Tour just like a fun, discoy, upbeat track.
So I like When did You Get So Hot?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
A lot.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I like Go Go Juice, and I like Juice is
an honorable fourth.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, I think Goodbyes only because like, certain things hit
me differently because of lyrics. But yes, I think that
most of the album is great. And even when I
was in the up the weekend it came out, there
was already like one of the boutique places like playing
the album and I knew the song because I had
listened to it so many times already.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I was like, Oh, that's the new Sabrina. I can
see why she dropped Manchild, but it's interesting. I'm always
interested in how artists pick their singles because after hearing
the rest of the album, I think so many other
songs are far superior to man Child. Yeah, And I
also same with like, I get why she chose Tears
because it has the perfect pop beat and she loved
(22:48):
to do edgy lyrics. But still I even think, like
there are so many other better songs than Tears. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
On the album yeah, I yeah, I would say go
listen to it if you haven't yet, because I do.
I think it's pretty good, and I haven't. I tried
to start listening to the new Bieber album when it
came out.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I didn't even open it. Yeah, I tried, and then I.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Completely forgot about it the rest of the weekend. But
maybe I'll give it a shot, like on a walk
or something this week. But there's like fucking twenty four
tracks or something on it.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's too much. Well half those are probably talking or
interludes anyway. True. And then this week is our second
to last episode of the summer. I turned pretty If
you're up to date, I know Jenny is not, but
if you are up to date, we have. Last week's
episode was such a filler, and Jenny Hann promised us
no filler episodes. Everyone was upset with that episode because
(23:35):
nothing happened and we're now we're like, what's going to
happen in two episodes to capture everything we're looking for?
So I'm excited because I think two episodes ago she
did cram a lot in and I was so happy
that it can't spread that out farther. So I think
that they can do it. And I'm just really excited
because I haven't been this into like a show like
(23:58):
that in so long.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I wish I wouldn't have fallen off because now I
feel like I know all the spoilers, so I feel
like I probably won't go back and watch it. But
I fell off during the second season I watched you,
so I don't think I overwell watch it again.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But you know, that's just that, Jenny, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I did give one email, but I think they just
said we haven't another one too, But I think they
meant to send it to both of us. But because
it says high ladies, but I think it only came
to me. So I first want to just say the
title of the email is dms and Blowies, So just
right off the bat, dms and Blowies, and then says,
Hi Li is longtime follower and listener of katiewb in
(24:35):
the podcast literally never listened to a podcast before yours.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I have to tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm training for the Twin Cities Marathon, my first full marathon,
and it was yeah seriously and was in the middle
of running nine miles and heard the story about Frank.
So told the story about Frank last week.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I did have like two people reach out that their
dogs do it either, and I was like, I want
to be clear, it's not licking. They're like, we're clear,
it's not licking. I almost took a video of it
today to send you. If I catched it on video, Jenny,
I'll send it to you. I don't know if I
want to see it, but I do. I do what
I don't else to now.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So she continues that she goes, I was in the
middle of a residential neighborhood and for real lo oled
in real time like loud and raucous ruckus. I almost
pete Frank is a nasty boy and dirty. Anyway, I'm
writing in to tell you about my experience with creepy dms.
I'm a huge NFL fan, so I comment pretty frequently
(25:26):
on vikings and NFL related pages, and pretty consistently this
apparently means I'm DTF question. So I get suggestive DMS often.
I've gotten so sick of it that I just start
I just started fucking with them. One guy just says
I got nine inches for you, so I replied I
would be split in two, no thanks, and he kept trying.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So I just asked, does this.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Actually work on people? Then he proceeded to send me
an unsolicited dick pic. Path of it fully erect, I think,
is what she meant to say, but she put effect
fully erect swinging ew. We can't win, she says, but
it's been a little more entertaining to screw with these
duds a bit.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Obviously.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
You can see my name in the email, but keep
it on the ZIL so I will not say your name.
But yes, DMS and blowy is that is an email
from anonymous?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Thank you so much. Yeah, Frank is a little sick pervert.
I'm glad to know I'm not alone with my creep.
We got this one and it basically was just like saying,
how they know that I love fall, fall to be longer?
And they said they move from Minnesota to the northeast
area of Pennsylvania in the mountains and fall has already
started about two weeks ago. She says, well, technically not
(26:35):
till September twenty second, but here the leaves start changing
in mid August. Winters are not brutal like Minnesota. It's
very mild compared. Never thought I'd ever move because what
is really here? She said, Well, it's definitely worth the visit.
Hiking is incredible. I live about fifteen minutes our next
about fifteen waterfalls, not tiny ones. Wildlife is so beautiful. Anyway,
(26:57):
if you ever decided to visit Pennsylvania, I'll gladly be
your tour guide because there's so much just seeing. I
want to see it all too. Really don't know many
here yet since I haven't been here a year yet.
Some photos she sent like some photos basically and like, yeah,
the leaves already changing, and like the wildlife and stuff.
So she didn't say to not say her name, so Christy,
thank you for sending in that she just moved here. Nope,
she has moved to Pennsylvania, Northeast Pennsylvania from Minnesota. She's
(27:20):
barely been there a year. But I did like what
she said about milder winters and a longer fall. Yes,
that's lovely thing.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's not one of those states. It's really on my radar,
but I would check it out. Yeah, it's never I
mean besides that area. Maybe for like a fall van
trip for me where I just like bop around to
all those states, I.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Would totally do that, but it's yeah, never really bet
on my radar. Well, I think that about does it
for us.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Can I tell you one more funny story? But it's
kind of like the time it's self promoted promoted? Actually yes,
of course. Again, my dear, I get a DM this
past weekend and they go, oh my god, Jenny. So
I was like looking for hikes in Minnesota and this
blog is using your picture and they send a screenshot
of a blog and then like the linked to it
and it's my blog and I was like oh, I
(28:04):
was like, yeah, that's that's actually my block to run
that whatever. And it made me very happy because truthfully,
I haven't done a lot for SEO, which means search
engine optimization, which means that I pop up high on
a Google search, and I have not done a whole
lot for that. So the fact that someone found it
and didn't realize it was mine and it actually popped
up in like a Google search. Made me so happy
(28:26):
because I was like, how a b Like I need
to look into being better at that. Yeah, but just
a shameless plug meet meofgrid dot com and my blog
if you need some travel insight or inspo. I do
have quite a bit of Minnesota stuff on there, so
I'm working on some stuff for the up since I
just went there too, and I feel like it's just
(28:47):
this hidden gem of the Midwest, which I always feel
bad also promoting that stuff because then everyone who already
goes there is like, don't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
About it, like keep it it, sorry, yeah, keep it
a hidden gem.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Like don't tell everyone, And I'm like, well sorry, but anyways, Yeah,
that was it. Other than that, you look so lovely
today because I feel like you did your hair really
curly for the premiere of the show.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Is that what happened? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, curled it this morning after pilots.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, and there's been one piece of glitter that's been
sitting on your face since I walked it this morning.
I don't know why I would have glitter, but I
don't know either, but I kept looking at it, kept
like glimmering at me more than your moleh bitch.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah all right, Well, have a great week next week. Sorry,
what a surprise for all. Jenny didn't know either, but
we'll be back the week after Bye.
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