December 2, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome to that I'm Still Fun podcast back
(00:02):
after a lovely Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Calen just started and she was like, I'm hungry. I'm
getting hungry. We didn't say that in the podcast, but
right before you hit the mic, you did. And let
me tell you something I did yesterday that I'm actually
pretty proud of myself for this. So I live just
blocks away from a McDonald's. Like so close to McDonald's
be so dangerous for me in the how many years
(00:25):
have I lived in my house now I was twenty
twenty five, Like three and a half years i've lived
in my house.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I've only gone to that McDonald's one time. That's crazy, right,
And I.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Was just having a day yesterday and I had had
a couple bloody Mary's on Saturday and a fireball shooter
and I felt like garbage yesterday. So at about six pm,
I'm like, you know what, MAM's treating herself to some das. Yeah, okay,
well I didn't really want to because I feel like
McDonald's has gotten so expensive, but let me tell you that,
(00:57):
like the app is so clutch. I got a free
quarter pounder Bree.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know Jeff from the Jason show constantly like uses that,
and he's like, I get free fries and stuff all
the time, and I never downloaded why.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know. It's like everyone says, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, because do you order ahead if you do like
a Starbucks or something like that, because I alway the time. Yeah, yeah,
for coffee shops like that, I always order ahead. So
I knew you could do that with McDonald's because I
think the only time I have been there, I waited
so long in that line and I was like, I'm
not in the mood for that. I'm gonna do the
order ahead. And then I'm like in the app and
I'm like, oh, I could do this, I could do
that whatever, and so I like tried to figure out
(01:34):
financially what was the best choice. So yeah, the free
quarter pounder and then I got some fries and a mcflurry.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now, did you order that for the right date? Yes,
Now this goes back to Jenny drunkenly ordering forty thousand
dollars worth of pizza one night, uh huh and never
showing up and then like a week later, the woman
calling to confirm she wanted the order she had placed. Yeah,
for a totally different date.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, to be fair, it was so that was a
Saturday evening when I was quite intoxicated and Domino's had
closed at that point. But drunk Jenny didn't really understand
that concept. She just assumed that, like I passed out
on my couch and someone stole my Dominoes off of
my front porch. So then it was the next night,
Sunday night, at like nine pm, I had that call
me like, just want to confirm, and man, the embarrassment
(02:19):
I felt as I called that woman back and You're like,
oh my bad.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that, that's all me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But no, I was completely sober when I made this
order for McDonald's and it was delightful. And normally I'm
a Taco Bell girl y when it comes to feeling hungover,
but McDonald's just felt like what it was, what was
going to hit yes, and it did.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It really did. Proud of you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I sent Jake to McDonald's on Thanksgiving to get me food,
which people are like, because I like, this is such
a stupid complaint, but I cannot stand that Jake Stanley
does dinner Thanksgiving and drives me insane because and it's
not their fault.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That is what they did.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But my whole life, we did what I find to
be the superior Thanksgiving move, which is you do it
around lunch, so then you have it at lunch and
then you have it again at dinner for leftovers. And
I can't force them to change their ways, and I
just so I just complain every year on the radio
behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't want to eat a lot that day because
I'm going to go in that night. So what I
end up doing is not eating like at all, getting pissy.
Then the dinner situation makes me angrier, which is stupid.
It's just because I'm angry. And so finally was like,
some McDonalds are open, we you just get McDonald's. Because
Jake was going to grab something else, so he goes
the one by us was closed. He got Ham at
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Cub instead for a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I ate it. Oh, so he didn't even get you McDonald's.
There wasn't any McDonald's open. I guess you're sorry. It
was fine, So.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I am jealous of you McDonald's adventure.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But speaking of drinking, I found what is now maybe
one of my top five cocktails.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
In the Twin Cities tell me more.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So we I have wanted because this other podcast I
listen to, this girl is like, oh, I always get
like and I pronounced it wrong. I thought it was
lee chi, but I think it's leichi actually Martini's, and
I don't like a martini, It's.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Way too alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But also people like I love the look of it.
I'm like, God, I wish I liked a martini with
like olives.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But I just don't.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I feel sophisticated it does, and I like alllives. But anyway,
so I kept seeing this girl, this girl Fall. She
had talked about him a few times, and she was like,
it just makes it a little sweeter, and I was like, oh,
maybe I would like that better. And so the only
places I could find this type of drink were it
seemed like predominantly at like Asian restaurants like nicer ones,
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and so I was like, oh, okay, I gotta try.
At some point, never ended up trying it, and then
I bought all the crap to make my own leichi
margarita's and I got like the leichi stuff from the
Asia mall and it didn't turn out okay. So we
take my step son Dylan to Manny's for his eighteenth
birthday because we were like, let's do a fancy ass
We never do our family, never as a fancy dinner. Yeah,
(05:02):
like Jake's hope. We usually just make a dinner together
in someone hosts. So we're like and everyone's like, hell, yeah,
let's do it. Evam and and Manny's in years and
I see it on the menu, I'm like, fuck it,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I was drunk after one. Drunk after one, I ordered
a second and everyone loved it. They were like, oh
my god, we never get to see you liquor it up.
And I'm like, they're like, now you can share all
your secrets. I'm like, I don't keep any and they
all were like, you're right, you literally don't keep it.
And I was like so, but it was delightful. So
it's the Lichi martini and I thought I ordered, I go,
(05:36):
I'm good out with ja. I I'm gonna hate it.
It's gonna be too strong. It was, and I don't
like overly sweet drinks.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It was perfection. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I did see you post an Instagram story and I
couldn'tell if you were hammered in it or now I
was I could I could tell that, like you were
getting a little loosey goosey, but I wasn't sure at
what point.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You were at. Yeah, we had a lot going on
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I Jenny texted me because she was super horned up
because she got some marketplace sales. Yeah, and I'm just
telling Jake and I'm like, oh, Jenny, so horns you
got marketplace sales. And this is like Jenny and I's thing.
When we make a sale on marketplace or you find
something really good, we get.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So like just excited.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So then I put up the K Pop demon Hunter's
costume that I just had sitting on the counter, sold it. Yeah,
I was hype. Then I go to I go I
posted this on stories. Let me tell you something, I
am the biggest Christmas tree influencer in the entire world.
No im not, But let me tell you how I
know I am. Now, So I go target. I posted
on my stories. Sorry if you already heard the story.
(06:31):
The tree beautiful study. It's like the kind that goes
white lights, little tiny like fairy lights, not the big ones,
to beautiful, colorful ones because we usually just have the
white lights, but I didn't know if I want a
little pizazz. You know, last year, Jake and I saw
this Phillips tree at tarje It was sold out because
it was like fifty percent off. I see it again,
I'm like, oh my god, it's fifty percent off. There's
actually a guy working right there. That never happens. I
didn't have to go look for anyone. He goes, yeah,
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grab it. You're gonna have this display when to get
an extra thirty percent off? So I got the fifty
percent off and thirty percent off. So I got this
five hundred dollars tree, like one hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh yeah, get it home.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I thought it was seven and a half feet. It
was nine feet, so it was even better steal. So
then I'm like, I'm I'm like horned up too, because
this is a great deal I got. So then I
post it and everyone's like, well, what's the link? And
I'm like, oh shit, okay. So I have like a
little shot my account, which is kind of like people
use where they get like a little bit of commission.
Target does not like they give shit commission. Here's an example,
(07:24):
so I don't make this is not a way I
make money, by the way, because it's such a little
amount of money, but I'll do it because I'm like,
I post enough links, why not get a tiny kick back? Right,
so Abercrombie or like, if you do anthropology you get
like fifteen percent of the sale. That's a really good one.
Target you get four percent, you get nothing. But you
can see how many I sold over like sixty trees
(07:46):
from my link zayl.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Because it was a really good deal.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, just you know, I mean I made absolutely
basically I think I made like ten dollars out of
all that was nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
But it was still like I could not believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was like, I have a Christmas tree. Even Jason
Matheson's like I bought one.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I was like, that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I know I have quite I don't have a space
for like that tall of a tree even probably like
the seven foot one or whatever. Yeah, but when you
posted the video of it, I was pretty up.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I was obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is very very it is I've left it better
and it's really good now. But also I have to
tell you something that is like I don't think it's
every man, but it is very Jake so people make
comments sometimes like oh, doesn't that make Jake insecure? Does
that like does that concern it? For instance, they took
(08:36):
a picture of Jake and they created an AI video
out of him for like a Jason Show segment. Okay,
and Eric the guy was like, I'm the photographer who
does it. He was like, Hey, I'm sorry and ask
your permission first. I hope Jake's okay. And I was like,
Jake is the most secure person I've ever met, that
would never bother him. And so we're driving yesterday and
we drop all of off at a birthday party. We've
never dropped her off and left, but it was like
(08:57):
at a public place. I think I'd still be too
insecure to do at someone's house. And we just had nothing.
We're like, we don't even know what to do with
these two hours, like it's not oftimes like go see
a movie or something. So anyway, we were driving and
I looked at Jake and I go, Jake, are you
insecure about anything?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And he goes, no, Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The most honest response ever, and I could I started
dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
And then he started laughing and I go, what's it like?
And he goes, I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Pretty freeing it is, but I mean, I feel like
there's a little bit of a difference between which it
goes hand in hand with him not being insecure. But
it's also the fact that Jake is a very like
life is what it is, maybe kind of person, where
like he can go with the flow if something, if
something hits the fan, he can handle it. He's so
(09:48):
so chill, right, So I feel like that is kind
of like how people who don't have a ton of
insecurities their mindset is period and I am very jealous
of it because I.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Don't have that. Oh my gosh. But yeah, I've told
you this before.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We like did like one of these games and you
go in a circle and you like say things you
like about people or whatever. And one of my sister
in laws said that they are actually might have been davy.
He's like, I love how confident you are.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And then everyone's like what And I'm like, I am
so insecure and everyone That's when I learned people perceive
me as confident, because they were all like, no, You're
like really confident.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I'm like, that is wild to me.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But it's like I think it's I think it's because
I just say what I feel that that gives off
a confidence. But I think that that's just like an
ignorance of me not thinking before I speak.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I think it's that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But it's also got to do with the fact that,
like you can just go on a radio microphone or
on a television show and you can just like speak
and have a good time and not think twice, whereas
everyone else, for the most part, has some sort of
public speaking fear, and I think people will quit confident
with people who can speak super well.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, maybe yeah, I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, I mean I know you well enough now, But
like I would have said the exact same thing about
you when I first ever knew you. I thought every
single one of you guys on the Morning Show. I
think when it comes down to it, minus Jake, most
people have insecurities.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Most people do. We can put on.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
A front, or not necessarily a front, but we can
do what we do in our lives and same confident,
but there's some sort of insecurities deep down.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
See, you think like I would think, because I've just
heard other guys say it, like maybe his insecurity would
be like he's not super tall. Yeah he doesn't care. Yeah,
he just doesn't care. It's like he's like, why would
I care about that? Like it doesn't affect me at all.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Did you ever see the movie Materialists? It's with Bunny
you mention it.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's free on HBO now And I just started yesterday
because Jake took all of skiing and I was like, oh,
I'm gonna watch this movie. But I didn't get through
it all. I got to I'm pretty early in basically,
then I it's not towards the end, so I won't
bring it up. But I mean, the whole premise, I
know what happens, Okay, I saw the TikTok video of
like what Pedro Pascal's thing is, like all surgery he
(12:12):
had done, yes, So I mean, but the whole movie itself,
without spoiling things, is just about like the main character.
She is like a matchmaker and she sets up people
and it's so I mean, it's called Materialists because it
is very materialistic, with like what you want and these
qualities you want in people, and so much of it
has to do with height. And I'm not going to
sit and say that like I don't care about someone's height,
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but like I have dated some I dated someone who
is pretty much the same height as me and I'm
five seven, so it's like, you know, that's like kind of.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Short for a guy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, but I can see where all these people were
coming off as, so I don't know, conceited and full
of themselves because of these standards. But like you know,
some people just like are not going to be super
turned on by someone who's like six inches shorter than that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Guy who was like the shortest guy you did. Was
he good in bed?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, So this is the other truth and theory. I
think I think that shorter guys they feel like maybe
they have to make up for it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Okay. I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's true, but I think, like not always, because I've
been with like some taller guys that were like deese,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, but I think that there is something to it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't know if i'd agree with that based off
of my own experience, because I think a lot of
like how you are in the bedroom is based on
your confidence, and so you know, you say, Jake is confidence, yeah,
and he's short, so like but he's got confidence, you know, yeah,
whereas like I definitely feel like some of the worst
sex I've ever had in my life was with this
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one guy that was like pretty short, and I don't
know why I allowed it to happen a few times.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Whereas like taller guys I have. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I mean, I'm sure there's still something maybe that correlates,
but I think it more so has to do with
how confident you feel in the bedroom because probably but
then those guys are also fuck heads sometimes I know,
like they're just they're lazy, They're like lazy, yeah, because
they they're so confident. I feel like I don't know,
(14:25):
I just I can't even remember anything anymore. I can't
remember my sexual past barely at all. Well, I can't
remember the worst ones, but oh that you've had.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I thought you were going to say that.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I was like, you remember, No, I can't remember teeth teeth.
It was a combination of when I was sort of
seeing two.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Guys and so Steve and I created a name between
the they were. I guess you can you could probably
imagine what one of the names is.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Some teeth, yep, yep. I don't remember the t one though, but.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, just because we're on the subject of sexual intercourse.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Because I couldn't really think of what I was trying
to say, so I just didn't like that. But the
weirdest sex I think I ever had is it the
one I know you know of this, Yeah, this is
not a news story to you, but it was with
someone who was very good in bed and was such
a giver, Like such a giver, didn't didn't ask, didn't
(15:27):
want anything from me most of the time, just give, give, give,
But the weird part was like he'd give, give, give,
and then when he was ready for his turn, it
was like, do you like that hard penis?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No pee peep? Why do you say penis? Do you
like that hard peepee? Baby talk?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And I was like what, Like I thought it was
a mistake the first time I came out, but then
it happened multiple times after that, and it was so
uncomfortable to me that, like, minus the fact that we
got along really well, had some fun dates, had good sex.
Outside of that, I couldn't see has a hard peepee
And I had to be like, I'm out, can't And
I ended things.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No matter how giving you are, which is rare in
this day and age. Katy Katy Pergees, Kasey Musgraves have
has songs the Giver and the Taker and you know,
some giveth and some taketh and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, I feel like it depends on where I'm at
in the relationship. If I'm a giver, a taker or
anuff and maker, a muffin maker. Can you imagine you're
just like bent over making muffins while they're doing you
from behind?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, I think there's a porn like that or two.
Probably there probably is.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't think I've done. Have you done a lot
of like baking porn? I don't think I've seen that.
I've seen like kitchen suedections.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, there's been a lot of kitchen seductions where like
there's something happening below the kitchen island and they have
to chill there as they're talking to someone else.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So what other kind of porns? Don't it get into?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I love.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love when people are uncomfied talking about porn because like,
I'm just not and I am, well, I shouldn't say
I'm not. I'm not going to dig. Yeah, I'm not
going to divulge too.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Before this type of the office year, which.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
By the way, Fallin invited me to her family Thanksgiving,
and I also would have had to eat by the
way prior to your family Thanksgiving if I would come,
since you guys do eat so late. And I was
so grateful, and I truly thought that I probably would come,
but I just was in a mood and I just
didn't think i'd be good like socializing. And I do
know Jake's extended family like kind of decent for like
(17:41):
the fact that like we're just friends, you know, But
I just was like, eh, I know, I wouldn't have
been imposing, but there was a part of me that
still would have felt that way. And I just wasn't
ready to like have a bunch of conversation against yeah
that like I knew most people, but well, I checked
your location to make sure you didn't go home first.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh yeah, no, I did not go home, and then
I texted you, Hey, you want to come.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It was like kind of a mixture of things with
deciding not to go home. I mean, I was genuinely
so tired from my Morocco trip. Like I don't feel
like I get super hit with jet leg but I did.
I think I had some because I was waking up
like really fucking early in the morning, because I feel
like I was on Morocco time, but I'd fall asleep
so early. And then I have an appointment to get
(18:28):
new tires. But I needed new tires like two years ago, damn,
and so I know it's bad. So I have that
set up, but my tires are so bad right now.
And it was snowing, and I knew it was gonna
snow on Friday and Saturday in Wisconsin and Minnesota, and
I was like, I don't I am at the point
in life where I'm too old to want to fuck
with snowstorms.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh yeah, you told me in like May when we
took that trip to Nisua that you were like, I'm
getting to the I needed new tires too.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh yeah, No, I needed new tires way before that.
Oh my god, you put my life in danger. I
told you I ahead a time because you needed new tires,
and I was like, you know, I also need new tires,
but like, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Herea wen.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I was like, we can still take my car, but
I'm just letting you know. But yeah, so I was
not home and I did watch they made fun of
me this morning on the show because I watched the
Macy's Thanksgiving naper ay twice.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, I thought you were going to say you watched it,
and I was like, why did they make fun of that? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No, I had it on and I got up specifically
to be able to start watching it. When it's They do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Auto replay as soon as it ends, so you could
find yourself in it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
So I did.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Like, I was kind of decorating the house for Christmas,
but I hadn't had my Christmas stuff up yet. But
I there was a part of me that felt like
a little pathetic that I was like, Wow, Jenny, this
is your life right now. I was like, decorating by
yourself and whatever. And I know I had options.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I do things, but you would have anytime. You're always invited.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The Gatlars are just an easy, breezy as you know
you already know them. But like we usually rip on
Jake's stepbrother Michael because he's single, and we'll always just like, oh,
who's that girl in your photos? Then we go back
and forth accusing him of dating, and he'll get like
all read like, no, no, you talking about that, And
then we also rip him for how he chooses to
spend his money he went to Japan and then he
(20:12):
posted a lot. So then we were just like, were
you anywhere recently? Do you travel anywhere? You'd go to Japan?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
We rip him for that.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's just it's an endless, endless spree of comedy. We
get into deep discussions about the Gottler gut, the Gottler bush.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh I would have oh, not the bush part, but
I would have fit along, fit in just so I
want the Gotler gut issues because let me tell you, yeah,
I need to be in a family. If I marry
a fan into a family, I need them to have
the Gotler gut because I haven't.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
They are a Bidet family. You would fit all right?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So what we Laura and I that's Davy's wife. So
Davy's my brother. All Jake's brother, so Laura is his wife.
And we just get so concerned with how Jake and
Davy fart because it's like they tense, and Clinchon.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is like they pushed so hard, it's like boom.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And she made us laugh so hard because she was like,
one day it has had really bad like gas.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
And I just thought to myself, is this what it's
like for.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Them all the time?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And then they started die laughing because when they're like,
I mean, gind of, I'm like, oh my god, Like
how do you just live like that? Like everyone gets gased,
but like just imagine that's your existence.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, my hello, it's me.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It's just so hard. I understand what that feels like.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I know what it feels like, and I think it's
like insane to me. When I'm on a morning show
with people who say that they've never farted in front
of their partners, and I was like, that's great, and
I love that you haven't done that, and I'm okay
with the fact that you haven't done that, but you
have to understand that there are people like me out
here living in pain if I do not let out
some gas, like I genuinely I am. I don't even
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care he might listen to this. I don't give a shit.
But the guy that I'm seeing, he was over like
a week or so ago, and I could just tell
my stomach was on one that day, and so we
make dinner and we're hanging out, we're just like watching
te whatever.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
He left. I sat on the toilet for like.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So long, not just because I had to go number two,
but because like I would fart for like fifteen seconds straight,
like it all just like it's like a balloon deflating,
and then and then the balloon filled back up, and
two minutes later it's stiflating again. I don't know how
to describe it. Wait, you know that I'm like a
decently healthy person. Besides my minute says.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Day that he the night he made your dinner.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, okay, so can I tell really quickly he was
kind enough to make Jenny dinner one night, but all
he chose. She just was staring at it, Yeah, panicking
because it was all fiber based.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, she was like, I'm gonna fucking die.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I am telling you it is. It is the worst
to be dating.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Again when you have stomach issues, because I am so like,
I'm past the point where like if I actually hand
like a little tewed out, I'd be in embarrassed, don't
get me wrong, but like I wouldn't be like devastated.
Yeah circa ten years ago, Jenny.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
But yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You have to understand that if you have a healthy gut,
you are so blessed.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You are so blessed. And even if you have.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Like a mildly healthy gut because I would say founds
probably on the side of all I remember was the
fact that fall and I one last story and this
really turned into a poop part podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We went in to get coal. What did we get? Colon?
Something's colon, cleanses of sorts, whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Whatever it was at a place you like offered to
have us come in. Obviously we're in completely separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Which I'm still upset about. I wish we would have
had one day one.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Day, but whatever it is, they basically massaged the shit
out of you and it like comes out of a
tube into like some container.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Asshole, yes, and flesh you out, yes, But afterwards they
have didn't like the tube in my asshole.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I never was not uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, that was very strange for me as well. But
afterwards they have you go to the bathroom to like
get out whatever is in there might be.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Left over whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm texting Fallon from the toilet like the devil is
coming out of me and she.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Was like, I'm at home. She's like, which twenty minutes ago?
And I'm like what, And I was like, well, did
you go faster? Like did you have to like sit
on the toilet for a while and you're like no,
and I I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then they also told me like, okay, we'll try
to go to the bathroom for a little bit and
then like stand back up for a couple of minutes
and then sit back down and go again.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It was just like Devil two point zero on the
second round. After I sat back down, they were balance like, oh,
I'm already almost home, and I was like, well, good
for fucking you God.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Anyways, there you go. This is why a little bit
about Jenny.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I need I need to find someone with the
family jeans that the Gotlers have so that I can
fit right on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, I mean you missed, you missed Davy, so you
gotta gotta.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Find another one.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I got You'll find You'll find your Gottler gun. You're
gone gas at some point, I don't know what. That's
what I asked for in my marriage mouth. That is
the blessing that I received, and it really is passed
on Dylan and all of both that have it.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
They have it. It's so brutal.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I'm trying to think of there's Oh uh, I will
say I've already said this, but it's confirmed it's not
just me, Raven, our good friend. She went and saw
Eternity movie and gave it a ten out of ten.
I'm telling you, it is the best rom com I've
seen in years. And someone didn't message me and they said, hey,
I lost my husband in the past, like however long
and she was like, is it going to destroy me?
(25:37):
And I go, well, first of all, obviously incredibly sorry,
but also yeah, it's like it's so funny, like I
feel like, but the second half, it's like there are
like sweet moments. There are just like heave crime moments.
There are It's just it's funny all throughout. It is
so well done. I just I feel like you just
didn't get the marketing it deserves. So I'm like, I
(25:59):
don't want to be to miss it because I just
I haven't seen a good rom common so long, which
is funny. You brought up Materialists because remember that was
like advertised as a rom comm and then everyone got
pissed because they're like, this is not a rom com.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I actually was tempted to go to the movie theater
to watch that this weekend, and I still haven't seen
the second Wicked and I was like, wow, I really
am more intrigued honestly to go see Eternity than I
am to see Wicked right now.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I also just downloaded a book that because Jake and
I are going away this weekend, and I downloaded a
book that someone said was so good. And when I
posted that I downloaded it, I got so many dms
saying it is their top recommended book, it is the
best book they've like read, blah blah blah. So I
was gonna I haven't read it yet, but it made
me feel so happy that that's the one I chose.
(26:42):
If you're looking for something, maybe you've already read it.
It's called Remarkably Bright Creatures And OK, I was gonna
tell you what it's about really quick without playing.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
The actual audio.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Bocal almost did so, oh it's gonna be a Netflix
book movie. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
So it says.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It is a charming, witty, and compulsively readable exploration of friendship, reckoning,
and hope that traces a widow's unlikely connection with a
giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
That sounds so weird, but I know, like.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well have you heard though, Like have you read before
that like octopus? They are like the title like incredibly intelligent,
like create like it should make you feel guilty eating
them because they're so intelligent. Same with pigs, same with
like certain animals. I mean you could say you could
(27:40):
argue any animal, right, but yeah, they like both still
say that because they're so incredibly intelligent. Yeah, well, well,
good thing. I could bring the podcast down. I thought
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
We had to do something. We had to get off
the fart talk. So that is fart talk? Is that
like a side of TikTok? I don't want to be on.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Honestly, it's a good side because it's really funny. It's like,
well you used to do this. You'd send me videos
of people who would guess each other's farts before it
came out.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Do you want to know what my algorithm is right now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Cult might get so into this. My algorithm is all
uh dirty wrap Christmas remixes. Ok so let me I
sent CLT like ten yesterday and he goes, what is
wrong with you in your algorithm? So here are just here?
I have him quick because the sampling has to be quick. Okay,
oh my na.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Like on the car checking.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, I think you'd only do a little clips. So
that's one. Hold on, I got I got so many
good ones.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I got the stream swallow me trip. Okay, that one's sick.
That's sugar plum Fairy with wap obviously yes, oh sorry
about that aggressive one. Okay, And I got two other
quick ones.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Get ready, it's so good a tummy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
This good.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Take it so good.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
A tummys because look at get it as.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Simon Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah it's good okay, oh yeah, and then this is
the last one.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Oh yeah. So anyway, that is my algorith so funny.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know what mine is right now, but I'm
excited you. I was gonna say it's not exciting and
compared to that, so all.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Right, Well, what is officially December?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So happy Marry Christmas, hanukkahlanza all the holiday things. Yes,
and uh to the parents out there who are beginning
their elf on a shelf journey, I see you, I
am with you. Sparkle Cow returned today. I saw good
Luck helicoptered in so good wow.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah wow she's bougie apparently, good Luck have a good week.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Thanks for listening.
All right, welcome to that I'm Still Fun podcast back
(00:02):
after a lovely Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Calen just started and she was like, I'm hungry. I'm
getting hungry. We didn't say that in the podcast, but
right before you hit the mic, you did. And let
me tell you something I did yesterday that I'm actually
pretty proud of myself for this. So I live just
blocks away from a McDonald's. Like so close to McDonald's
be so dangerous for me in the how many years
(00:25):
have I lived in my house now I was twenty
twenty five, Like three and a half years i've lived
in my house.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I've only gone to that McDonald's one time. That's crazy, right,
And I.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Was just having a day yesterday and I had had
a couple bloody Mary's on Saturday and a fireball shooter
and I felt like garbage yesterday. So at about six pm,
I'm like, you know what, MAM's treating herself to some das. Yeah, okay,
well I didn't really want to because I feel like
McDonald's has gotten so expensive, but let me tell you that,
(00:57):
like the app is so clutch. I got a free
quarter pounder Bree.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I know Jeff from the Jason show constantly like uses that,
and he's like, I get free fries and stuff all
the time, and I never downloaded why.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I don't know. It's like everyone says, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, because do you order ahead if you do like
a Starbucks or something like that, because I alway the time. Yeah, yeah,
for coffee shops like that, I always order ahead. So
I knew you could do that with McDonald's because I
think the only time I have been there, I waited
so long in that line and I was like, I'm
not in the mood for that. I'm gonna do the
order ahead. And then I'm like in the app and
I'm like, oh, I could do this, I could do
that whatever, and so I like tried to figure out
(01:34):
financially what was the best choice. So yeah, the free
quarter pounder and then I got some fries and a mcflurry.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now, did you order that for the right date? Yes,
Now this goes back to Jenny drunkenly ordering forty thousand
dollars worth of pizza one night, uh huh and never
showing up and then like a week later, the woman
calling to confirm she wanted the order she had placed. Yeah,
for a totally different date.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, to be fair, it was so that was a
Saturday evening when I was quite intoxicated and Domino's had
closed at that point. But drunk Jenny didn't really understand
that concept. She just assumed that, like I passed out
on my couch and someone stole my Dominoes off of
my front porch. So then it was the next night,
Sunday night, at like nine pm, I had that call
me like, just want to confirm, and man, the embarrassment
(02:19):
I felt as I called that woman back and You're like,
oh my bad.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that, that's all me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But no, I was completely sober when I made this
order for McDonald's and it was delightful. And normally I'm
a Taco Bell girl y when it comes to feeling hungover,
but McDonald's just felt like what it was, what was
going to hit yes, and it did.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It really did. Proud of you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I sent Jake to McDonald's on Thanksgiving to get me food,
which people are like, because I like, this is such
a stupid complaint, but I cannot stand that Jake Stanley
does dinner Thanksgiving and drives me insane because and it's
not their fault.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That is what they did.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But my whole life, we did what I find to
be the superior Thanksgiving move, which is you do it
around lunch, so then you have it at lunch and
then you have it again at dinner for leftovers. And
I can't force them to change their ways, and I
just so I just complain every year on the radio
behind the scenes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't want to eat a lot that day because
I'm going to go in that night. So what I
end up doing is not eating like at all, getting pissy.
Then the dinner situation makes me angrier, which is stupid.
It's just because I'm angry. And so finally was like,
some McDonalds are open, we you just get McDonald's. Because
Jake was going to grab something else, so he goes
the one by us was closed. He got Ham at
(03:36):
Cub instead for a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I ate it. Oh, so he didn't even get you McDonald's.
There wasn't any McDonald's open. I guess you're sorry. It
was fine, So.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I am jealous of you McDonald's adventure.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But speaking of drinking, I found what is now maybe
one of my top five cocktails.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
In the Twin Cities tell me more.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So we I have wanted because this other podcast I
listen to, this girl is like, oh, I always get
like and I pronounced it wrong. I thought it was
lee chi, but I think it's leichi actually Martini's, and
I don't like a martini, It's.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Way too alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But also people like I love the look of it.
I'm like, God, I wish I liked a martini with
like olives.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But I just don't.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I feel sophisticated it does, and I like alllives. But anyway,
so I kept seeing this girl, this girl Fall. She
had talked about him a few times, and she was like,
it just makes it a little sweeter, and I was like, oh,
maybe I would like that better. And so the only
places I could find this type of drink were it
seemed like predominantly at like Asian restaurants like nicer ones,
(04:38):
and so I was like, oh, okay, I gotta try.
At some point, never ended up trying it, and then
I bought all the crap to make my own leichi
margarita's and I got like the leichi stuff from the
Asia mall and it didn't turn out okay. So we
take my step son Dylan to Manny's for his eighteenth
birthday because we were like, let's do a fancy ass
We never do our family, never as a fancy dinner. Yeah,
(05:02):
like Jake's hope. We usually just make a dinner together
in someone hosts. So we're like and everyone's like, hell, yeah,
let's do it. Evam and and Manny's in years and
I see it on the menu, I'm like, fuck it,
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I was drunk after one. Drunk after one, I ordered
a second and everyone loved it. They were like, oh
my god, we never get to see you liquor it up.
And I'm like, they're like, now you can share all
your secrets. I'm like, I don't keep any and they
all were like, you're right, you literally don't keep it.
And I was like so, but it was delightful. So
it's the Lichi martini and I thought I ordered, I go,
(05:36):
I'm good out with ja. I I'm gonna hate it.
It's gonna be too strong. It was, and I don't
like overly sweet drinks.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It was perfection. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I did see you post an Instagram story and I
couldn'tell if you were hammered in it or now I
was I could I could tell that, like you were
getting a little loosey goosey, but I wasn't sure at
what point.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You were at. Yeah, we had a lot going on
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I Jenny texted me because she was super horned up
because she got some marketplace sales. Yeah, and I'm just
telling Jake and I'm like, oh, Jenny, so horns you
got marketplace sales. And this is like Jenny and I's thing.
When we make a sale on marketplace or you find
something really good, we get.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So like just excited.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
So then I put up the K Pop demon Hunter's
costume that I just had sitting on the counter, sold it. Yeah,
I was hype. Then I go to I go I
posted this on stories. Let me tell you something, I
am the biggest Christmas tree influencer in the entire world.
No im not, But let me tell you how I
know I am. Now, So I go target. I posted
on my stories. Sorry if you already heard the story.
(06:31):
The tree beautiful study. It's like the kind that goes
white lights, little tiny like fairy lights, not the big ones,
to beautiful, colorful ones because we usually just have the
white lights, but I didn't know if I want a
little pizazz. You know, last year, Jake and I saw
this Phillips tree at tarje It was sold out because
it was like fifty percent off. I see it again,
I'm like, oh my god, it's fifty percent off. There's
actually a guy working right there. That never happens. I
didn't have to go look for anyone. He goes, yeah,
(06:52):
grab it. You're gonna have this display when to get
an extra thirty percent off? So I got the fifty
percent off and thirty percent off. So I got this
five hundred dollars tree, like one hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh yeah, get it home.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I thought it was seven and a half feet. It
was nine feet, so it was even better steal. So
then I'm like, I'm I'm like horned up too, because
this is a great deal I got. So then I
post it and everyone's like, well, what's the link? And
I'm like, oh shit, okay. So I have like a
little shot my account, which is kind of like people
use where they get like a little bit of commission.
Target does not like they give shit commission. Here's an example,
(07:24):
so I don't make this is not a way I
make money, by the way, because it's such a little
amount of money, but I'll do it because I'm like,
I post enough links, why not get a tiny kick back? Right,
so Abercrombie or like, if you do anthropology you get
like fifteen percent of the sale. That's a really good one.
Target you get four percent, you get nothing. But you
can see how many I sold over like sixty trees
(07:46):
from my link zayl.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Because it was a really good deal.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, just you know, I mean I made absolutely
basically I think I made like ten dollars out of
all that was nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
But it was still like I could not believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was like, I have a Christmas tree. Even Jason
Matheson's like I bought one.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I was like, that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I know I have quite I don't have a space
for like that tall of a tree even probably like
the seven foot one or whatever. Yeah, but when you
posted the video of it, I was pretty up.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I was obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is very very it is I've left it better
and it's really good now. But also I have to
tell you something that is like I don't think it's
every man, but it is very Jake so people make
comments sometimes like oh, doesn't that make Jake insecure? Does
that like does that concern it? For instance, they took
(08:36):
a picture of Jake and they created an AI video
out of him for like a Jason Show segment. Okay,
and Eric the guy was like, I'm the photographer who
does it. He was like, Hey, I'm sorry and ask
your permission first. I hope Jake's okay. And I was like,
Jake is the most secure person I've ever met, that
would never bother him. And so we're driving yesterday and
we drop all of off at a birthday party. We've
never dropped her off and left, but it was like
(08:57):
at a public place. I think I'd still be too
insecure to do at someone's house. And we just had nothing.
We're like, we don't even know what to do with
these two hours, like it's not oftimes like go see
a movie or something. So anyway, we were driving and
I looked at Jake and I go, Jake, are you
insecure about anything?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And he goes, no, Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The most honest response ever, and I could I started
dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
And then he started laughing and I go, what's it like?
And he goes, I guess.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Pretty freeing it is, but I mean, I feel like
there's a little bit of a difference between which it
goes hand in hand with him not being insecure. But
it's also the fact that Jake is a very like
life is what it is, maybe kind of person, where
like he can go with the flow if something, if
something hits the fan, he can handle it. He's so
(09:48):
so chill, right, So I feel like that is kind
of like how people who don't have a ton of
insecurities their mindset is period and I am very jealous
of it because I.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Don't have that. Oh my gosh. But yeah, I've told
you this before.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We like did like one of these games and you
go in a circle and you like say things you
like about people or whatever. And one of my sister
in laws said that they are actually might have been davy.
He's like, I love how confident you are.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And then everyone's like what And I'm like, I am
so insecure and everyone That's when I learned people perceive
me as confident, because they were all like, no, You're
like really confident.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I'm like, that is wild to me.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
But it's like I think it's I think it's because
I just say what I feel that that gives off
a confidence. But I think that that's just like an
ignorance of me not thinking before I speak.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I think it's that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But it's also got to do with the fact that,
like you can just go on a radio microphone or
on a television show and you can just like speak
and have a good time and not think twice, whereas
everyone else, for the most part, has some sort of
public speaking fear, and I think people will quit confident
with people who can speak super well.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, maybe yeah, I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, I mean I know you well enough now, But
like I would have said the exact same thing about
you when I first ever knew you. I thought every
single one of you guys on the Morning Show. I
think when it comes down to it, minus Jake, most
people have insecurities.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Most people do. We can put on.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
A front, or not necessarily a front, but we can
do what we do in our lives and same confident,
but there's some sort of insecurities deep down.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
See, you think like I would think, because I've just
heard other guys say it, like maybe his insecurity would
be like he's not super tall. Yeah he doesn't care. Yeah,
he just doesn't care. It's like he's like, why would
I care about that? Like it doesn't affect me at all.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Did you ever see the movie Materialists? It's with Bunny
you mention it.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's free on HBO now And I just started yesterday
because Jake took all of skiing and I was like, oh,
I'm gonna watch this movie. But I didn't get through
it all. I got to I'm pretty early in basically,
then I it's not towards the end, so I won't
bring it up. But I mean, the whole premise, I
know what happens, Okay, I saw the TikTok video of
like what Pedro Pascal's thing is, like all surgery he
(12:12):
had done, yes, So I mean, but the whole movie itself,
without spoiling things, is just about like the main character.
She is like a matchmaker and she sets up people
and it's so I mean, it's called Materialists because it
is very materialistic, with like what you want and these
qualities you want in people, and so much of it
has to do with height. And I'm not going to
sit and say that like I don't care about someone's height,
(12:33):
but like I have dated some I dated someone who
is pretty much the same height as me and I'm
five seven, so it's like, you know, that's like kind of.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Short for a guy.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, but I can see where all these people were
coming off as, so I don't know, conceited and full
of themselves because of these standards. But like you know,
some people just like are not going to be super
turned on by someone who's like six inches shorter than that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Guy who was like the shortest guy you did. Was
he good in bed?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, So this is the other truth and theory. I
think I think that shorter guys they feel like maybe
they have to make up for it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Okay. I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's true, but I think, like not always, because I've
been with like some taller guys that were like deese,
you know.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, but I think that there is something to it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't know if i'd agree with that based off
of my own experience, because I think a lot of
like how you are in the bedroom is based on
your confidence, and so you know, you say, Jake is confidence, yeah,
and he's short, so like but he's got confidence, you know, yeah,
whereas like I definitely feel like some of the worst
sex I've ever had in my life was with this
(13:53):
one guy that was like pretty short, and I don't
know why I allowed it to happen a few times.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Whereas like taller guys I have. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I mean, I'm sure there's still something maybe that correlates,
but I think it more so has to do with
how confident you feel in the bedroom because probably but
then those guys are also fuck heads sometimes I know,
like they're just they're lazy, They're like lazy, yeah, because
they they're so confident. I feel like I don't know,
(14:25):
I just I can't even remember anything anymore. I can't
remember my sexual past barely at all. Well, I can't
remember the worst ones, but oh that you've had.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I thought you were going to say that.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I was like, you remember, No, I can't remember teeth teeth.
It was a combination of when I was sort of
seeing two.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Guys and so Steve and I created a name between
the they were. I guess you can you could probably
imagine what one of the names is.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Some teeth, yep, yep. I don't remember the t one though, but.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, just because we're on the subject of sexual intercourse.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Because I couldn't really think of what I was trying
to say, so I just didn't like that. But the
weirdest sex I think I ever had is it the
one I know you know of this, Yeah, this is
not a news story to you, but it was with
someone who was very good in bed and was such
a giver, Like such a giver, didn't didn't ask, didn't
(15:27):
want anything from me most of the time, just give, give, give,
But the weird part was like he'd give, give, give,
and then when he was ready for his turn, it
was like, do you like that hard penis?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No pee peep? Why do you say penis? Do you
like that hard peepee? Baby talk?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And I was like what, Like I thought it was
a mistake the first time I came out, but then
it happened multiple times after that, and it was so
uncomfortable to me that, like, minus the fact that we
got along really well, had some fun dates, had good sex.
Outside of that, I couldn't see has a hard peepee
And I had to be like, I'm out, can't And
I ended things.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No matter how giving you are, which is rare in
this day and age. Katy Katy Pergees, Kasey Musgraves have
has songs the Giver and the Taker and you know,
some giveth and some taketh and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, I feel like it depends on where I'm at
in the relationship. If I'm a giver, a taker or
anuff and maker, a muffin maker. Can you imagine you're
just like bent over making muffins while they're doing you
from behind?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, I think there's a porn like that or two.
Probably there probably is.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't think I've done. Have you done a lot
of like baking porn? I don't think I've seen that.
I've seen like kitchen suedections.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, there's been a lot of kitchen seductions where like
there's something happening below the kitchen island and they have
to chill there as they're talking to someone else.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So what other kind of porns? Don't it get into?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I love.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love when people are uncomfied talking about porn because like,
I'm just not and I am, well, I shouldn't say
I'm not. I'm not going to dig. Yeah, I'm not
going to divulge too.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Before this type of the office year, which.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
By the way, Fallin invited me to her family Thanksgiving,
and I also would have had to eat by the
way prior to your family Thanksgiving if I would come,
since you guys do eat so late. And I was
so grateful, and I truly thought that I probably would come,
but I just was in a mood and I just
didn't think i'd be good like socializing. And I do
know Jake's extended family like kind of decent for like
(17:41):
the fact that like we're just friends, you know, But
I just was like, eh, I know, I wouldn't have
been imposing, but there was a part of me that
still would have felt that way. And I just wasn't
ready to like have a bunch of conversation against yeah
that like I knew most people, but well, I checked
your location to make sure you didn't go home first.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh yeah, no, I did not go home, and then
I texted you, Hey, you want to come.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It was like kind of a mixture of things with
deciding not to go home. I mean, I was genuinely
so tired from my Morocco trip. Like I don't feel
like I get super hit with jet leg but I did.
I think I had some because I was waking up
like really fucking early in the morning, because I feel
like I was on Morocco time, but I'd fall asleep
so early. And then I have an appointment to get
(18:28):
new tires. But I needed new tires like two years ago, damn,
and so I know it's bad. So I have that
set up, but my tires are so bad right now.
And it was snowing, and I knew it was gonna
snow on Friday and Saturday in Wisconsin and Minnesota, and
I was like, I don't I am at the point
in life where I'm too old to want to fuck
with snowstorms.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh yeah, you told me in like May when we
took that trip to Nisua that you were like, I'm
getting to the I needed new tires too.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh yeah, No, I needed new tires way before that.
Oh my god, you put my life in danger. I
told you I ahead a time because you needed new tires,
and I was like, you know, I also need new tires,
but like, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Herea wen.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I was like, we can still take my car, but
I'm just letting you know. But yeah, so I was
not home and I did watch they made fun of
me this morning on the show because I watched the
Macy's Thanksgiving naper ay twice.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, I thought you were going to say you watched it,
and I was like, why did they make fun of that? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
No, I had it on and I got up specifically
to be able to start watching it. When it's They do.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Auto replay as soon as it ends, so you could
find yourself in it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
So I did.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Like, I was kind of decorating the house for Christmas,
but I hadn't had my Christmas stuff up yet. But
I there was a part of me that felt like
a little pathetic that I was like, Wow, Jenny, this
is your life right now. I was like, decorating by
yourself and whatever. And I know I had options.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I do things, but you would have anytime. You're always invited.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The Gatlars are just an easy, breezy as you know
you already know them. But like we usually rip on
Jake's stepbrother Michael because he's single, and we'll always just like, oh,
who's that girl in your photos? Then we go back
and forth accusing him of dating, and he'll get like
all read like, no, no, you talking about that, And
then we also rip him for how he chooses to
spend his money he went to Japan and then he
(20:12):
posted a lot. So then we were just like, were
you anywhere recently? Do you travel anywhere? You'd go to Japan?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
We rip him for that.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's just it's an endless, endless spree of comedy. We
get into deep discussions about the Gottler gut, the Gottler bush.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh I would have oh, not the bush part, but
I would have fit along, fit in just so I
want the Gotler gut issues because let me tell you, yeah,
I need to be in a family. If I marry
a fan into a family, I need them to have
the Gotler gut because I haven't.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
They are a Bidet family. You would fit all right?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So what we Laura and I that's Davy's wife. So
Davy's my brother. All Jake's brother, so Laura is his wife.
And we just get so concerned with how Jake and
Davy fart because it's like they tense, and Clinchon.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is like they pushed so hard, it's like boom.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And she made us laugh so hard because she was like,
one day it has had really bad like gas.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
And I just thought to myself, is this what it's
like for.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Them all the time?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And then they started die laughing because when they're like,
I mean, gind of, I'm like, oh my god, Like
how do you just live like that? Like everyone gets gased,
but like just imagine that's your existence.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, my hello, it's me.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It's just so hard. I understand what that feels like.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I know what it feels like, and I think it's
like insane to me. When I'm on a morning show
with people who say that they've never farted in front
of their partners, and I was like, that's great, and
I love that you haven't done that, and I'm okay
with the fact that you haven't done that, but you
have to understand that there are people like me out
here living in pain if I do not let out
some gas, like I genuinely I am. I don't even
(21:47):
care he might listen to this. I don't give a shit.
But the guy that I'm seeing, he was over like
a week or so ago, and I could just tell
my stomach was on one that day, and so we
make dinner and we're hanging out, we're just like watching
te whatever.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
He left. I sat on the toilet for like.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So long, not just because I had to go number two,
but because like I would fart for like fifteen seconds straight,
like it all just like it's like a balloon deflating,
and then and then the balloon filled back up, and
two minutes later it's stiflating again. I don't know how
to describe it. Wait, you know that I'm like a
decently healthy person. Besides my minute says.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Day that he the night he made your dinner.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, okay, so can I tell really quickly he was
kind enough to make Jenny dinner one night, but all
he chose. She just was staring at it, Yeah, panicking
because it was all fiber based.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, she was like, I'm gonna fucking die.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I am telling you it is. It is the worst
to be dating.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Again when you have stomach issues, because I am so like,
I'm past the point where like if I actually hand
like a little tewed out, I'd be in embarrassed, don't
get me wrong, but like I wouldn't be like devastated.
Yeah circa ten years ago, Jenny.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
But yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You have to understand that if you have a healthy gut,
you are so blessed.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
You are so blessed. And even if you have.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Like a mildly healthy gut because I would say founds
probably on the side of all I remember was the
fact that fall and I one last story and this
really turned into a poop part podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
We went in to get coal. What did we get? Colon?
Something's colon, cleanses of sorts, whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Whatever it was at a place you like offered to
have us come in. Obviously we're in completely separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Which I'm still upset about. I wish we would have
had one day one.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Day, but whatever it is, they basically massaged the shit
out of you and it like comes out of a
tube into like some container.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Asshole, yes, and flesh you out, yes, But afterwards they
have didn't like the tube in my asshole.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I never was not uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, that was very strange for me as well. But
afterwards they have you go to the bathroom to like
get out whatever is in there might be.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Left over whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm texting Fallon from the toilet like the devil is
coming out of me and she.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Was like, I'm at home. She's like, which twenty minutes ago?
And I'm like what, And I was like, well, did
you go faster? Like did you have to like sit
on the toilet for a while and you're like no,
and I I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then they also told me like, okay, we'll try
to go to the bathroom for a little bit and
then like stand back up for a couple of minutes
and then sit back down and go again.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It was just like Devil two point zero on the
second round. After I sat back down, they were balance like, oh,
I'm already almost home, and I was like, well, good
for fucking you God.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Anyways, there you go. This is why a little bit
about Jenny.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I need I need to find someone with the
family jeans that the Gotlers have so that I can
fit right on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, I mean you missed, you missed Davy, so you
gotta gotta.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Find another one.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I got You'll find You'll find your Gottler gun. You're
gone gas at some point, I don't know what. That's
what I asked for in my marriage mouth. That is
the blessing that I received, and it really is passed
on Dylan and all of both that have it.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
They have it. It's so brutal.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I'm trying to think of there's Oh uh, I will
say I've already said this, but it's confirmed it's not
just me, Raven, our good friend. She went and saw
Eternity movie and gave it a ten out of ten.
I'm telling you, it is the best rom com I've
seen in years. And someone didn't message me and they said, hey,
I lost my husband in the past, like however long
and she was like, is it going to destroy me?
(25:37):
And I go, well, first of all, obviously incredibly sorry,
but also yeah, it's like it's so funny, like I
feel like, but the second half, it's like there are
like sweet moments. There are just like heave crime moments.
There are It's just it's funny all throughout. It is
so well done. I just I feel like you just
didn't get the marketing it deserves. So I'm like, I
(25:59):
don't want to be to miss it because I just
I haven't seen a good rom common so long, which
is funny. You brought up Materialists because remember that was
like advertised as a rom comm and then everyone got
pissed because they're like, this is not a rom com.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I actually was tempted to go to the movie theater
to watch that this weekend, and I still haven't seen
the second Wicked and I was like, wow, I really
am more intrigued honestly to go see Eternity than I
am to see Wicked right now.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I also just downloaded a book that because Jake and
I are going away this weekend, and I downloaded a
book that someone said was so good. And when I
posted that I downloaded it, I got so many dms
saying it is their top recommended book, it is the
best book they've like read, blah blah blah. So I
was gonna I haven't read it yet, but it made
me feel so happy that that's the one I chose.
(26:42):
If you're looking for something, maybe you've already read it.
It's called Remarkably Bright Creatures And OK, I was gonna
tell you what it's about really quick without playing.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
The actual audio.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Bocal almost did so, oh it's gonna be a Netflix
book movie. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
So it says.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It is a charming, witty, and compulsively readable exploration of friendship, reckoning,
and hope that traces a widow's unlikely connection with a
giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
That sounds so weird, but I know, like.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well have you heard though, Like have you read before
that like octopus? They are like the title like incredibly intelligent,
like create like it should make you feel guilty eating
them because they're so intelligent. Same with pigs, same with
like certain animals. I mean you could say you could
(27:40):
argue any animal, right, but yeah, they like both still
say that because they're so incredibly intelligent. Yeah, well, well,
good thing. I could bring the podcast down. I thought
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
We had to do something. We had to get off
the fart talk. So that is fart talk? Is that
like a side of TikTok? I don't want to be on.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Honestly, it's a good side because it's really funny. It's like,
well you used to do this. You'd send me videos
of people who would guess each other's farts before it
came out.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Do you want to know what my algorithm is right now? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Cult might get so into this. My algorithm is all
uh dirty wrap Christmas remixes. Ok so let me I
sent CLT like ten yesterday and he goes, what is
wrong with you in your algorithm? So here are just here?
I have him quick because the sampling has to be quick. Okay,
oh my na.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Like on the car checking.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, I think you'd only do a little clips. So
that's one. Hold on, I got I got so many
good ones.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I got the stream swallow me trip. Okay, that one's sick.
That's sugar plum Fairy with wap obviously yes, oh sorry
about that aggressive one. Okay, And I got two other
quick ones.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Get ready, it's so good a tummy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
This good.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Take it so good.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
A tummys because look at get it as.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Simon Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah it's good okay, oh yeah, and then this is
the last one.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Oh yeah. So anyway, that is my algorith so funny.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know what mine is right now, but I'm
excited you. I was gonna say it's not exciting and
compared to that, so all.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Right, Well, what is officially December?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So happy Marry Christmas, hanukkahlanza all the holiday things. Yes,
and uh to the parents out there who are beginning
their elf on a shelf journey, I see you, I
am with you. Sparkle Cow returned today. I saw good
Luck helicoptered in so good wow.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah wow she's bougie apparently, good Luck have a good week.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Thanks for listening.
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