August 5, 2025 • 32 mins
Falen and Jenny discuss why Falen is covering Olive's face in photos, rude comments, the new show Jenny is watching and more! Thank you for listening!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome. Are the podca a very non supportive bra?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why did you just cover your arms like I can't
look at your boobs now?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Because I could tell that's all you have been looking
at clearly if you're asking that questions, and I ask
is because I know you don't like to wear bras
very often, or you do, but you wear you don't
wear like you know your wired bra ever and I'm
wearing like my most comfortable zero support but well, I
guess it's one percent support or I wouldn't even bother.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But they just they looked like they were sitting on
the they are in front of your that's alsok.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I have a hunch, so it always looks like they're
just sitting on a table. Now they really are. Well,
she really just lifted them full up and plopped them
down right before this podcast started, I'm not kidding. Seconds
before the podcast started, I got a DM from a
girl who said, just listen to the boob podcast. Just
wanted to say, the breast reduction and lift is the
best decision I've ever made.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So you look so sun kiss. What have you been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Eating lots of milk chocolate? And I think that it
did you see my post, girl, can I actually, I'm
so happy you brought that up. Yes, because I bought
the dark chocolate ones of those for the bachelorette party
I had this weekend, and guess what, of course, like
we had way too much food, so nobody ate it.
So now I have an entire container at home that
(01:12):
I can't control myself with. Yeah, they're if you're like
what you're talking about. I posted from Trader Joe's. They
have their own base basically like Little Riese's cups. They
have milk chocolate and dark chocolate. A lot of people
said dark chocolate's better. I don't believe it for a second.
I feel like people get dark chocolate thinking it's healthier,
and I'm just like it's all fat. I'm just gonna
get the milk chocolate. I don't care. Hot take, there
(01:36):
are one thousand times better than Race's, like a thousand
times better. The peanut butter inside tastes like it's like
whipped almost, like it's creamier. It's better in every way. Sorry,
And then what other hot take? First of all, huge
response to posting those. People love them. Yeah, but everyone
(01:56):
was like, get there even better if you put them
in the freezer. I have a hot take, Okay. I
don't like food put in the freezer to be like
to quote unquote amplify it. Lots of people will put
like grapes, grapes, thin mints. It's not even just because
my teeth are sensitive. I hate when chocolate is cold.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think you have to let it defrost for just
a slight few minutes before you eat it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Maybe then why would I even put it in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Because it does I think it elevates the taste of it.
I don't do anything in the freezer except for maybe
grapes every once in a blue moon. But then my
dad always put his mounds candy bars in the freezer,
and so I would eat those when I go to
his house, and those are always delightful.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't like it. I don't like I don't I
want my chocolate to be like melt in your mouth, creamy.
I don't want to be hard and crumbly and thin melt.
And that's why when I get blizzards and stuff, I'll
never get blizzards with like m and ms. Oh my god, no,
I would never. I would maybe do a candy bar
like a Snicker's in there, but even that's I.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Do agree it's on the too much when the eminem's
are so hard in a blizzard. But I do feel
like that's usually what I get when I go get
a mcflurry. Yeah, I mean you only really have two
options oreos.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I do a lot of an oriole usually, but a
lot of people if you're if you do like that,
like endless, people said, pop them in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, so I haven't. I got the dark chocolate ones,
so I haven't tried the milk chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I tried like eighty seven of them. I'm a surprise
there's any left, so I.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Will I'll need to try the milk chocolate because I
wouldn't say that the dark chocolate are better than Reese's
Cups yet, but maybe the milk.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Chocolate would prove that wrong. I'll. Yeah, That's why I
thank anybody whey left that you could bring me one
and leave me one. You think I'm gonna have enough
by tomorrow to bring.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You one grown, But I literally did a bit on
the show today so I could give them away to Bailey.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I did like game.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I did a game because Bomb's birthday is also coming
up next week and that motherfucker loves to talk about
his birthday. So I said, for every question you get right,
and you get one tally of being able to talk
about your birthday. And every question Bailey got right, she
got a peanut butter cup because I wanted them out
of my house.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You could just give them to her. No, No, it's
gonna be a bit. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. So
this weekend or this week what did you? You had
a bachelorette but you did like a kind of a
chill bachelorette, which, yeah, you Between me and you, the
number of bridal bachelorette things we have. I know we've
(04:26):
talked about it already another podcasts, but it really August
is the most amplified bridal season of my life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I ended up having to say no to one of
the weddings I had in August because it's when we're
at the State Fair for the morning show in Milwaukee,
and I thought, I'm gonna jet out as quick as
I can drive down to Milwaukee all this stuff. I
am just two overwhelmed right now. Summer has been crazy
busy for me, and I was like, I can't do
this to myself, and I love the two that are
(04:54):
getting married so much. Shout out Cammy if you ever
hear this. And so I'm very sad that I'm a it,
but I just can't put myself in that position of
trying to do it. Last year, I had to go
to my cousin's wedding on a Friday night and leave
the next morning at like five am to also get
to the fair for Saturday. So I just took a
step back and was like, you can't do everything all
(05:15):
the time, Jen.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I feel like I came if I talked about this
on the podcast, Jake really thinks I should get a
hotel this year. Yeah, for the fair, you told me
on the phone, but we haven't talked about podcasts. I
couldn't remember, and I'd gone back and forth because it's
frustrating to me to think about spending my own money
to work for free at the fair. But also I'm
(05:38):
gonna test it because we obviously Thursday Friday. I'm going
to test it out, vibe on what the traffic is like,
and if it really is going to take me like
almost two hours to get there and get home, then
I will probably get a hotel there. Which also sucks
because then I don't see my family for a week,
and I don't want to. Like some people are like, oh,
that sounds like such a really relaxing. It doesn't feel
(06:01):
relaxing if I have because like then I'm just sitting there.
I don't have access to food. I don't want to
eat garbage food constantly. I don't know. I don't know
how I feel about it. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, man, I hate sitting through traffic so much.
I like, legitimately don't think if I ever had to
go back to like a nine to five kind of job,
I don't think I could be able to do it
if it wasn't from home, because I would hate it
with my whole heart. So I mean, yeah, I don't
know what it's going to be like. I can't even
say some sort of prediction because I don't know what
the lane is cut down to, like two instead of
(06:34):
four on ninety four. Yikes, this is jenn and I
saying don't go this year, you know, save yourself. It's
not traffic's going to be awful, just like, just don't.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Turn up there lesbile on the road for us, which
is so selfish but funny, I guess for us.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Do you happen to have a cane? No, like a
walking cane.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My mom might.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, I might need to borrow deb rehos.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I mean I think she might use it. I don't
know if she can loan it to you indefinitely. Well,
just like a week why, I got injured playing cakeball. No, okay,
absolutely not. Literally go to the Goodwill. You know they
have them there for probably five dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I do have crutches, so realistically, I could probably
just use.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
A crud you do to injure yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Nothing besides be a good third base backup, Okay, our
third baseman had to run somewhere else. I went to
cover third. This guy came charging at me at about
one hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's not I did not.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's someone okay, maybe eighty somewhat likely, but he did
not stop whatsoever. Charged right into me. I'm not kidding you.
I'm pretty sure my entire left thigh is going to
be bruised in the next couple of days. He hit
me so hard it hit my knee. My back hurts
so bad. This morning, I was like, oh my gosh,
(07:51):
I could barely move. I have never gotten hurt like
that in a game before, and I'm playing, so I
just subbed on my friend's team. And this league is
very intense, and I'm walking off the field like limping, yes,
and nobody's paying attention to me because there was like
a bad call and there was arguing and there was
all this craziness and I'm like, I got a man
up right now. Yeah, I'm in fucking pain.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did the guy say sorry? Hell? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Because the team we were playing, to be fair, I
was told they're literally the worst team to play in
the league. The coach will grab players and slap them
when he gets pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's crazy. I'm telling you. This league is in tech.
I would never play in a league like.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That, yes, And so I, yeah, I tried to man up.
I also made a couple like really bad mistakes that
I should have never made in my life for having
played kickball so often, and so I just was like,
I can't woss out, and like they have to have
three girls on the field, so if I will sell,
they don't have enough girls to play. So I've just
been limping around with this bum leg now brutal, And
(08:50):
I really did wake up this morning thinking I need
to go find my crushes and use a crutch to
get around because it hurts so bad. And all I
also wanted to do was work out today because I've
been a lazy pos since Thursday because I got a
blowout with my hair. I wanted the blowout to last
a long time, and if I work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Out, it doesn't. And that's greasy right now, that's not
what I'm looking at. I said, you looked right at
my roots. Well you said you haven't had a blow
I haven't had your hair cleaned in like a month,
so I was just seeing and it didn't let it
take it? And where did you get that from? Well,
even washed it? I said, I haven't. I got a
blowout on Thursday. What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I've got it washed Thursday with my blowout that was
like four days ago. So I haven't been working out.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So I feel like a fat bitch and now I'm
a fat bitch that's injured.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, Well that is a bad combo for you, because
then you can't feel less fat about yourself. I know,
I wish I could relate to someone who did pilates
already today. I haven't done it like two weeks but
today I did so I can easily brag like you're
this pilates girl. You are, you would relate to this.
(09:56):
Though there's this one move. It's not going to make
sense to any other person. I'm going to physically demonstrate
it for you. Okay, have you okay envision or reformer? Yep,
it's like it looks like a bed. At the end
there's a bar. Okay, the like actual part your body
Layson can move because their springs can go forward and backward. Okay,
so do this move today where you're sitting on the
bar facing the reformer, your feet are on the reformer. Okay,
(10:19):
you push your legs all the way straight out, so
now you're just using your triceps to hold you up
on the reformer, and you have to shoot your legs
back up and shoot your butt back up over the
bar where you're almost like you're in like a v
kind of Okay. Do you know how hard when you
have a fat ass that is to clear your butt
to clear it over the bar without it just hitting it.
(10:42):
I did it today. I was very proud of myself,
and I even said the instructor she's like, oh my food, tab,
you did it. Did it because it's like a hard move.
I said, yeah, I'm butt barely cleared that bar, and
I thought about you. I was like, there's no way
that ass would clear that bar because my butt is
not does it stick out a ton, it's wide. I'm
wide big, you're out bubble big.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, thanks for bringing that up. I used to have
trauma when people said I had a bubble butt in
elementary school.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But that is a weird thing to say to an
elementary school student. So they say it to me, like
to my face. They talked about me in music class,
and then I heard from another girl that Courty Lloyd
said I had a bubble butt when I was in
music in that elementary was why I don't remember anything mean.
I know, mean things happened, but I don't remember mean
things in elementary. I remember that kind of stuff starting
(11:30):
in like middle school.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh, we were like in the counselor's office with a
group of like five to six of us constantly because
one of the girls was like always causing drama and the.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Rest of us. I was like, what the hell, that's
so Wisconsin. I know.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just well, good for you and your butt, thank you,
so congratulations.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So I do I did. We get an email that
I was like, you know what, A lot of people
have actually been commenting on my post and asking about this,
so I guess I'll like comment on it. Where do
I save your emails? Right here? Says Hey, Fallon, saw
your post from Akadia, which looked amazing by the way,
but I noticed you aren't showing all of space. Curious
(12:12):
if there's a reason behind that, maybe the new law
about having to pay kids and posts if it makes money.
I don't know how social media payments work, but I
would assume you'd make anything on a normal post question mark,
or you wouldn't make anything on normal post. And Jake
is still sharing pictures of her just fan follower listener
being nosy. She's so cute and it's been fun to
watch her grow. And I've had a handful of people
(12:35):
ask me that as well, like why the heart? Why
the heart? First of all, Jake doesn't have the same
following as I do. At some point I may have
the conversation with him to maybe make his profile private
or something, or just let him choose some people. So
I'll go over the speculation that's gone on with it.
(12:56):
So some people think it's what she said, which there
is a new law, and you don't have a kid, Jenny,
you probably don't know that it passed in Minnesota, which
I was curious how a lot of influencers are going
to proceed. Oh yeah, it's I don't have all the details,
but basically it's like they cannot be used for more
than thirty percent if so, like you have to be
(13:19):
they have to be paid. You can't be using your
child's likeness for free to make money. And then at
certain ages, certain things change with that. So Dylan, my
step son, is seventeen, and I don't necessarily overly show Dylan,
which I'm going to get into that too, because that
was a whole other thing that pissed me off. But
(13:39):
Dylan doesn't care, and Dylan's old enough that I can
ask him, so I'm not not showing her because of that.
I've been conscious since all of was a baby, I think,
and everything you learn and grow, right, So when she
was a baby, there were a couple of partnerships I
did that were based around her being a baby, and
then part of me felt like kind of gross about that,
(14:00):
and I was like, I don't really want to do
things that are ads just based on her. It made
me feel kind of gross. So you live and you learn.
So that doesn't mean she isn't a part of videos
that I do. If we're going to a Twins game,
we're a family, she's gonna be there. I had already
filmed the Twins video, honestly, like over a month ago,
so her face was already shown, and I had actively
(14:22):
chosen to not show her face anymore at that point.
Then other people thought, Oh, it's because maybe all of
us asked her not to show. All of doesn't know.
At five years old, she doesn't understand social media yet,
so she has not. But I do know that some
people will post, Hey, my kid gave me permission to
post this. I haven't asked oll Of for permission. I
think she'd probably say yes, honestly because she likes attention.
(14:44):
I don't have an exact reason other than I've questioned
it for a very long time. It's always been on
my mind of should I be doing this? Should I not?
I just love my daughter so much. She's so beautiful.
I think the majority of people are good people. But
the final like I think trigger for me is has
(15:06):
honestly been AI and I think it's fucking creepy. Yeah,
and I don't want people taking photos of my daughter,
and I don't know that anyone would. But I also
I'm like, you know, you can't sell people, you know,
from doing things. Yeah, but I was just like, hey,
I is so creepy because you make videos and stuff now.
So I was like, it's not that I'll never show
(15:26):
her again, it's not. I just for right now, I'm
just like not showing her as much, very little. There's
no way she'll not be in certain things, like and
I did discover you can make posts on Instagram just
like your Instagram stories were only your close friends see.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I saw you post something.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So with that, I did post photos from our trip,
but only like my close friends can see them. I
didn't realize you could do that on actual posts. I
knew you could onn stories. And then going into Dylan
just a minute, someone I didn't talk about this, but
around every year, around Father's Day, I make a video
with a collection of videos of taking throughout the year
of Jake with the kids. And someone's like, doesn't he
(16:10):
have a son this year? On the video and I'm like, yep,
he's featured like three or four times in it, and
they're like and then people start commenting back and forth.
Someone's like and I go, he's in there, and they're like, well,
I don't see him anywhere. And then another person was like,
I see him a couple of times, but not three
or four. And I deleted the whole post because I
was like, I'm I was about to defend myself to
(16:31):
a person. Yeah, So let me be clear in case
people do wonder, I have a stepson. He is with
us fifty percent of the time. In that fifty percent
of the time, he is a seventeen year old, he
has a job. He also prefers hanging out with his friends.
So of the fifty percent, and he has school fifty
percent of the time that we have him, he's with us,
(16:52):
like we see him physically a minimal amount of time.
And if you ever had a teenager, you know that
they don't necessarily love of being in photos and videos.
They're like, oh fine, you know, And Dylan, I would say,
I would argue has less of the teen inks than
most teens, so he will play along and let me
do stuff occasionally. The man that pissed me off, it's
(17:14):
been most people are like chill about things, but I
don't know if it's like I don't know, I never know.
I feel like sometimes sometimes I feel like some of
the no, I gotta be careful what I say because
I don't want to offend people.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I want to help you, but I don't know what you're.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think that people that are new to me through
the television don't know my life as well, so I
think that they question a lot of things, and I
think that they say things that immediately come to their
mind without realizing maybe they're rude. Whereas a lot of
the people who listen to radio have been with me
for a really long time. They followed the story or
their evolution, so they're more respectful. Because like with TV,
(18:00):
i've heard this in general, like TV viewers right really
mean things to women about what they wear, what they
look like, and I don't get it like that. I
just get backhanded things all the time. Like I got
an email the other day like found you're such a
great sidekick and you really should continue to wear your
hair back because you do have a beautiful face. Thank
you for telling me how to wear my hair. And
also your dresses should be altered you're too short, they're
(18:22):
too long, and I just delete the email. I'm like,
I'm not going to respond to that. But I've said
probably one million times I rent my dresses because it'd
be wild to be able to buy clothes for TV constantly,
So no, I won't be altering them. And I am
five two, so a lot of them will be too long.
The good news is I war them for one hour,
and I assume the one to two extra inches of
(18:43):
material that are on the floor won't really fuck your
entire day up, so it's probably okay.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I just imagine that those people are sitting at home
and they don't have jobs, and they are watching the TV,
and they're thinking, hmm, what can I make a conversational
piece because I literally have nothing else to do with
my day, and it's your two inches of dress ballin'
I'm sacking your life.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Is my little bit of hair that hangs over my
face a little bit because I sit at a weird
angle on the television. Jason's desk faces forward, so he's
always straightforward. My couch is to the side, so I'm
almost always at an angle. Like it's just how it's
how it works. So anyway, I just think that there's
(19:28):
like a little bit of difference. And I'm first of all,
I'm thankful for like the whole TV audience and everything,
that whole part of my life has been a blessing.
But I like most of the time I delete all
that stuff and hold it in and don't really share it.
And I've gotten so good about not responding to those
comments and literally just deleting the email or deleting the
(19:49):
comment because I think I've shared it on here Before.
I used to go back and reread things and like
retrigger myself, which is so unhealthy, and now I've gotten
better about that. But some things are just wild to me.
I just can't imagine a world where I would email
Elizabeth Rice at Twin City's Live, like, Elizabeth, I noticed
some of your dresses are a little bit too long,
(20:11):
Like that is insane behavior to me. I wouldn't even
post that on a Miley Cyrus post, knowing she would
never see it. I wouldn't be like y'all think Miley's
dress is a little too long. I don't know. I
have to like balance out too on TV because it's
like my job is to comment on celebrities on The
Jason Show. But part of me is like, I don't
(20:32):
want to be a bitch. I don't want to be
like the people that drive me crazy, right, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I think about that too when we get all like
gossip beyond Dave's dirt and stuff, and I'm like, these
people will hopefully never hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, and they're real people too, though, Yeah, are real people.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well, you know I am a professional model now after
I did one photo shoot on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So you you've done other You did a photo shoot
with my husband, You've been a professional mottow.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
True, that's the only other one I've done that.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Jenny and Jake, by the way, that did make it
sound like they did like a sexual ad together.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
And I don't even remember how we all got connected
to do it. It was four of us for a
Tesla company.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But anyways, you're right, I have done other ones, but
now that I am fully a professional model, if you
need me to be featured on your Instagram page more
because you need more content, I'm willing and I'm able,
and I am free, and I have bathing suits. I
actually thought about this other day, me in a bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, because it is funny, because I do think if
you just started today moving forward, you did all of
your content in a bathing suit, yeah, I'd blow up. Yeah,
I'm not trying to be like a sexist. I think
your followers would increase like they would multiply so very quickly.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The most recent comment I got on that super booblicious
swimsuit photo I posted like a week and a half ago. Wow,
those are great tits. That was the most recent comment.
And then that same person went to the real I
put together of that influencer retreat and said, love when
you shake those titties.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
See, those are the kind.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So now, though, if I am constant bathing suit content,
it's going to be constant and stuff like that. But
you're right, I only have maybe like one or two
good years left of these boobs, so I probably should
maybe take advantage of that. And actually, so I don't buy.
I am not easily influenced by ads, but I have
(22:28):
bought a couple things off of TikTok shop, and I'm
also skeptical of that.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I hate TikTok Shop.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've had nin you've had bad experiences. I, however, got
that one fleece that both have off TikTok shop. And
I think I paid less for it than you did
from getting it from AM.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I think you did.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And I got it quicker, like way quicker than you
talk shop. When you saw that I was wearing it one,
You're like, you already guy yours.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But then I ordered the two swimsuits, and I ordered
this two piece set that.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
A bunch of girls on Love Island were wearing.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So I started getting that. Listen, you gotta find inspoll
everywhere yet.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
And so I ordered that, and then I ordered some
earians and literally it was three packs of earrings, five
pairs on each set of packs, so like fifteen pairs total,
the two swimsuits and the dress a top set or
skirt top set. Thirty five dollars total for all of that.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, and it was crazy. Well, it's not that crazy
since it's coming from children in a sweatshop in a
foreign country. I need to do more research on that. Back,
I didn't quean, okay, but it's.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The same stuff that you can get off of Amazon.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, that's also a lot of fast fashion. I'm guilty
of it too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, here's the only reason I really brought it up
because we were talking about bathing suits and I was like,
there's no way in hell that these bathing suits are
going to fit me. They actually fit, like pretty much perfectly.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'll be the judge of that. No, seriously, one of
those shorts fit you too. I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They mildly fit pop it loosely fit. One I will say,
is more of your cheeky look.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So it's basically a thong on me. Yep, Are you
wearing that to the bachelorette weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, I won't be able to because that's got it's
like a white and blue floral, so it's got white
in it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Be disrespectful. I'm only wearing white all weekend for Tina's
bachelorette party. You know, I hosted this bachelrette party of
this past weekend. And if you are a male listening
to this, or maybe you're a female who doesn't have
friends that do shit like this, but you send like
mood boards of what that wants people, Okay, in the past,
like fifty years right, Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Send it out to all the girls of what we
should wear. And Tony, our friend who's gay, I was like,
you bitch, just be doing this for.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
All of your things now. Like I was looking at
this like I don't know what to wear, and I'm like,
all right, Tony, you do, You're fine. But I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
One of the girls showed up to dinner and I said,
specifically for dinner, please avoid wearing anything that like has white.
Whereas the picnic park, I was like, if you have
a floral dress and there's white in it, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And honestly, one of the.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Girls had like, uh, what looks pretty white to me
in the restaurant, but then out in the light it
was definitely tan. But I wouldn't. I just like, wouldn't
wear something that was even.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
An off shade of white. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I just feel like that is like, anyways, she looks great.
I don't think anyone paid attention to it besides me,
But that's because I was in charge of everything.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I did tell Tina, since I'm marrying her, I will
be wearing white.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
But she person marrying her.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, but she said that she would love that because
she is she hates the idea of the attention being
on her, so she's actually well I've threatened a few
different things that I'm gonna wear for the attention on me.
I think. I Well, at one point I said I
was gonna wear full scuba suits. It's on the beach
(25:42):
pass out in the middle. It would still be about me, though,
because people would have to give me a resuscitation situation
and then have to cut the bodysuit off of me.
It'd be so tidy, wouldn't able to roll it off
of me. Okay, I might still stick with that one, actually,
but I like that minus the fact that you would
literally have you ever gone been in a wetsuit before?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, that's the only time I know interest.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
No, no, no, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I was gonna say, I feel like you would have
done maybe some kind of activity in your travels that
would involve a wetsuit, and maybe not because you're not
like a you don't care to ever learn how to
scooba do No, I have no desire.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I don't care. I do want to do that. And
my one snorkeling experience, I just my bat got burnt
really bad.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Well, you don't ever wear a wetsuit to snorkel.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, I was hunched in the sun, and I also
was a little like I get it, you can't touch
the sea turtles, but I have no photos to prove
that I was swimming with turtles. Oh, Like I was like,
shouldn't that be part of the experience, Like someone takes
a couple of picks underwater, I should have where were
you Mexico? And then also maybe not in Mexico. And
then also the partner I had at the time, I
(26:48):
just kept taking on water in his snorkel math and
he just kept like choking and like coming up for air,
and I was like having to keep look to see.
I was like, stick it to your face, Tom trying.
You're like, won't It was so disasterus. I'm like, get
me out of here. This is awful.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I wore I rented a wetsuit for the first triathlon
I ever did because it was really cold weather. It
was September and it had gotten cold for like a week. Yeah,
so last minute I'm like, I'm gonna freeze, and so
I get the wetsuit. They say, don't put a wetsuit
on and try it for the first time the day
of the race. So I go to Bidet Macska, try
to get into it, get in the get in the
(27:27):
ocean the lake, and I'm like, this is this is
not it?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I hated it so much. And I get there the
day of the race and I'm talking to some other
people who were clearly done triathlons before. They're like, where
whatever you think is going to feel comfortable? Yeah, And
I'm like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'm the string bikini. Yeah that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And they were like, not that, go put something else.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I actually like being free in the water, so I'm
going straight nude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But I probably should have wore the wetsuit because I
did have a mild panic attack when I got in
the water because it was so cold that shots my body.
And within like fifty yards, someone else like you take
your cap off to signal to the lifeguards that you
need help, and you basically need to be taken out
of the race. And this girl started freaking out. Her
friends like put her on her back, and well we're
(28:12):
kind of holding her up and stuff, and I am like,
oh my god, oh no, I.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Should have worn the wetsuitt. But anyways, I was fine.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I got through the mild panic attack and then I
basically just doggy paddle the whole way.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You do what you gotta do. You do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm never if I continue to ever do a triathlon again,
because I've done two, I'm never gonna be good at
the swimming part. I don't understand how people can swim
in a straight line in the dark water. I can
swim in a straight line and clear water in a pool.
I'm very good at that. I grew up swimming in
a pool, but lake, no. Anytime I tried, all of
a sudden, I'm veering way to the right, and I'm like,
now I'm off course and I just added distance to
(28:49):
the swim.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Jake's been training, you know, like I told you. So
he goes to Lifetime and swims and he'll swim for
like thirty straight minutes or whatever, which feels like a
lot to me. And he gives me updates on his improvements,
and I'm like, I want to be supportive, but I
do not understand swimming terms. Meters mean nothing to me.
I don't know like what that means. I don't know
if that's good that time, Like, I don't. It doesn't
(29:13):
make any sense to me. So I'm like, good.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Job, I just would I couldn't tell you what it
is now, but I would map out the distance of
the swim portions of my triathlons and then do that
in lapse in the pool, like I was able to
do the math of it, and then I would look
at the time, like they always have a digital clock
right there, so I'd always started at a specific time
and know how long it took me. Yeah, but of
course in the pool, I'm like a fucking fish, just
(29:37):
boom and then in the leg, all of a sudden,
I'm drowning. Oh god, that's how I feel like I
would be too, to be fair, Yeah, have you been
watching The Hunting Wives or did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I started? I started the first episode last night up
until my new episode of The Gilded Age came out,
so I stopped it. So I truly only saw probably
the first twenty ish minutes of the first episode.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't think anything I'm going to say is going
to reveal any spoilers or anything. But man, talk about
another show that me, who is way too horny, should
not be watching.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Well right now, I haven't gotten anything, but I know
it's getting there, Like because everyone said it's just very
very They said, like gratuitously sexual. So I mean the
first like ten minutes you see the main girl's boobs,
she gets naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Which can I okay, since you have seen that, Yeah,
and this is not a spoiler. She just gets naked
in the bathroom. Can I tell you the flaw of
that scene?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
But you're telling me that at.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Your own fucking house, you're digging through a bathroom looking
for a pad and you're asking someone for a pad.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I thought it was weird because I honestly thought
she was didn't live there and was trying to exell
something and got caught or something. So I do think
that that's a little bit weird.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So I feel like that was bad writing of that portion,
but I know it was just try to introduce the
two characters. Yeah, whatever, But I was like, that bitch
knows where there's pads in that house. It's her, fucking ey.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's gonna basically be it's basically a soap opera, but
with like a lot of people you actually know, star wise,
and lots of sex, sex, and it's leaning into the
Texas guns Republican e vibe or conservative vibe I guess
it is. And the one, Britney Snow, the lead. She
(31:22):
is not into that. She's from Boston, so she feels
very out of place in this new environment. I question,
because I'm on episode I'll be on episode five now,
I question how I was gonna feel about it, because
you have your rights to your guns, but I'm not
a gun person. But things kind of like twist and
turn and stuff, So I won't say anything else. But anyways,
(31:44):
I think it's a great show. I just am too fucking.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Single to be watching that and being as horny as
I am. What do you think I did after I
watched an episode.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Went to bed and shut up. All right, that's our time.
Thanks for listening, have a great week.
Welcome. Are the podca a very non supportive bra?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why did you just cover your arms like I can't
look at your boobs now?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Because I could tell that's all you have been looking
at clearly if you're asking that questions, and I ask
is because I know you don't like to wear bras
very often, or you do, but you wear you don't
wear like you know your wired bra ever and I'm
wearing like my most comfortable zero support but well, I
guess it's one percent support or I wouldn't even bother.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But they just they looked like they were sitting on
the they are in front of your that's alsok.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I have a hunch, so it always looks like they're
just sitting on a table. Now they really are. Well,
she really just lifted them full up and plopped them
down right before this podcast started, I'm not kidding. Seconds
before the podcast started, I got a DM from a
girl who said, just listen to the boob podcast. Just
wanted to say, the breast reduction and lift is the
best decision I've ever made.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So you look so sun kiss. What have you been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Eating lots of milk chocolate? And I think that it
did you see my post, girl, can I actually, I'm
so happy you brought that up. Yes, because I bought
the dark chocolate ones of those for the bachelorette party
I had this weekend, and guess what, of course, like
we had way too much food, so nobody ate it.
So now I have an entire container at home that
(01:12):
I can't control myself with. Yeah, they're if you're like
what you're talking about. I posted from Trader Joe's. They
have their own base basically like Little Riese's cups. They
have milk chocolate and dark chocolate. A lot of people
said dark chocolate's better. I don't believe it for a second.
I feel like people get dark chocolate thinking it's healthier,
and I'm just like it's all fat. I'm just gonna
get the milk chocolate. I don't care. Hot take, there
(01:36):
are one thousand times better than Race's, like a thousand
times better. The peanut butter inside tastes like it's like
whipped almost, like it's creamier. It's better in every way. Sorry,
And then what other hot take? First of all, huge
response to posting those. People love them. Yeah, but everyone
(01:56):
was like, get there even better if you put them
in the freezer. I have a hot take, Okay. I
don't like food put in the freezer to be like
to quote unquote amplify it. Lots of people will put
like grapes, grapes, thin mints. It's not even just because
my teeth are sensitive. I hate when chocolate is cold.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think you have to let it defrost for just
a slight few minutes before you eat it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Maybe then why would I even put it in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Because it does I think it elevates the taste of it.
I don't do anything in the freezer except for maybe
grapes every once in a blue moon. But then my
dad always put his mounds candy bars in the freezer,
and so I would eat those when I go to
his house, and those are always delightful.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't like it. I don't like I don't I
want my chocolate to be like melt in your mouth, creamy.
I don't want to be hard and crumbly and thin melt.
And that's why when I get blizzards and stuff, I'll
never get blizzards with like m and ms. Oh my god, no,
I would never. I would maybe do a candy bar
like a Snicker's in there, but even that's I.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Do agree it's on the too much when the eminem's
are so hard in a blizzard. But I do feel
like that's usually what I get when I go get
a mcflurry. Yeah, I mean you only really have two
options oreos.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I do a lot of an oriole usually, but a
lot of people if you're if you do like that,
like endless, people said, pop them in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, so I haven't. I got the dark chocolate ones,
so I haven't tried the milk chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I tried like eighty seven of them. I'm a surprise
there's any left, so I.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Will I'll need to try the milk chocolate because I
wouldn't say that the dark chocolate are better than Reese's
Cups yet, but maybe the milk.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Chocolate would prove that wrong. I'll. Yeah, That's why I
thank anybody whey left that you could bring me one
and leave me one. You think I'm gonna have enough
by tomorrow to bring.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You one grown, But I literally did a bit on
the show today so I could give them away to Bailey.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I did like game.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I did a game because Bomb's birthday is also coming
up next week and that motherfucker loves to talk about
his birthday. So I said, for every question you get right,
and you get one tally of being able to talk
about your birthday. And every question Bailey got right, she
got a peanut butter cup because I wanted them out
of my house.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You could just give them to her. No, No, it's
gonna be a bit. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. So
this weekend or this week what did you? You had
a bachelorette but you did like a kind of a
chill bachelorette, which, yeah, you Between me and you, the
number of bridal bachelorette things we have. I know we've
(04:26):
talked about it already another podcasts, but it really August
is the most amplified bridal season of my life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I ended up having to say no to one of
the weddings I had in August because it's when we're
at the State Fair for the morning show in Milwaukee,
and I thought, I'm gonna jet out as quick as
I can drive down to Milwaukee all this stuff. I
am just two overwhelmed right now. Summer has been crazy
busy for me, and I was like, I can't do
this to myself, and I love the two that are
(04:54):
getting married so much. Shout out Cammy if you ever
hear this. And so I'm very sad that I'm a it,
but I just can't put myself in that position of
trying to do it. Last year, I had to go
to my cousin's wedding on a Friday night and leave
the next morning at like five am to also get
to the fair for Saturday. So I just took a
step back and was like, you can't do everything all
(05:15):
the time, Jen.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I feel like I came if I talked about this
on the podcast, Jake really thinks I should get a
hotel this year. Yeah, for the fair, you told me
on the phone, but we haven't talked about podcasts. I
couldn't remember, and I'd gone back and forth because it's
frustrating to me to think about spending my own money
to work for free at the fair. But also I'm
(05:38):
gonna test it because we obviously Thursday Friday. I'm going
to test it out, vibe on what the traffic is like,
and if it really is going to take me like
almost two hours to get there and get home, then
I will probably get a hotel there. Which also sucks
because then I don't see my family for a week,
and I don't want to. Like some people are like, oh,
that sounds like such a really relaxing. It doesn't feel
(06:01):
relaxing if I have because like then I'm just sitting there.
I don't have access to food. I don't want to
eat garbage food constantly. I don't know. I don't know
how I feel about it. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, man, I hate sitting through traffic so much.
I like, legitimately don't think if I ever had to
go back to like a nine to five kind of job,
I don't think I could be able to do it
if it wasn't from home, because I would hate it
with my whole heart. So I mean, yeah, I don't
know what it's going to be like. I can't even
say some sort of prediction because I don't know what
the lane is cut down to, like two instead of
(06:34):
four on ninety four. Yikes, this is jenn and I
saying don't go this year, you know, save yourself. It's
not traffic's going to be awful, just like, just don't.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Turn up there lesbile on the road for us, which
is so selfish but funny, I guess for us.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Do you happen to have a cane? No, like a
walking cane.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My mom might.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, I might need to borrow deb rehos.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I mean I think she might use it. I don't
know if she can loan it to you indefinitely. Well,
just like a week why, I got injured playing cakeball. No, okay,
absolutely not. Literally go to the Goodwill. You know they
have them there for probably five dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And I do have crutches, so realistically, I could probably
just use.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
A crud you do to injure yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Nothing besides be a good third base backup, Okay, our
third baseman had to run somewhere else. I went to
cover third. This guy came charging at me at about
one hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's not I did not.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's someone okay, maybe eighty somewhat likely, but he did
not stop whatsoever. Charged right into me. I'm not kidding you.
I'm pretty sure my entire left thigh is going to
be bruised in the next couple of days. He hit
me so hard it hit my knee. My back hurts
so bad. This morning, I was like, oh my gosh,
(07:51):
I could barely move. I have never gotten hurt like
that in a game before, and I'm playing, so I
just subbed on my friend's team. And this league is
very intense, and I'm walking off the field like limping, yes,
and nobody's paying attention to me because there was like
a bad call and there was arguing and there was
all this craziness and I'm like, I got a man
up right now. Yeah, I'm in fucking pain.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did the guy say sorry? Hell? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Because the team we were playing, to be fair, I
was told they're literally the worst team to play in
the league. The coach will grab players and slap them
when he gets pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's crazy. I'm telling you. This league is in tech.
I would never play in a league like.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That, yes, And so I, yeah, I tried to man up.
I also made a couple like really bad mistakes that
I should have never made in my life for having
played kickball so often, and so I just was like,
I can't woss out, and like they have to have
three girls on the field, so if I will sell,
they don't have enough girls to play. So I've just
been limping around with this bum leg now brutal, And
(08:50):
I really did wake up this morning thinking I need
to go find my crushes and use a crutch to
get around because it hurts so bad. And all I
also wanted to do was work out today because I've
been a lazy pos since Thursday because I got a
blowout with my hair. I wanted the blowout to last
a long time, and if I work.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Out, it doesn't. And that's greasy right now, that's not
what I'm looking at. I said, you looked right at
my roots. Well you said you haven't had a blow
I haven't had your hair cleaned in like a month,
so I was just seeing and it didn't let it
take it? And where did you get that from? Well,
even washed it? I said, I haven't. I got a
blowout on Thursday. What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I've got it washed Thursday with my blowout that was
like four days ago. So I haven't been working out.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So I feel like a fat bitch and now I'm
a fat bitch that's injured.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, Well that is a bad combo for you, because
then you can't feel less fat about yourself. I know,
I wish I could relate to someone who did pilates
already today. I haven't done it like two weeks but
today I did so I can easily brag like you're
this pilates girl. You are, you would relate to this.
(09:56):
Though there's this one move. It's not going to make
sense to any other person. I'm going to physically demonstrate
it for you. Okay, have you okay envision or reformer? Yep,
it's like it looks like a bed. At the end
there's a bar. Okay, the like actual part your body
Layson can move because their springs can go forward and backward. Okay,
so do this move today where you're sitting on the
bar facing the reformer, your feet are on the reformer. Okay,
(10:19):
you push your legs all the way straight out, so
now you're just using your triceps to hold you up
on the reformer, and you have to shoot your legs
back up and shoot your butt back up over the
bar where you're almost like you're in like a v
kind of Okay. Do you know how hard when you
have a fat ass that is to clear your butt
to clear it over the bar without it just hitting it.
(10:42):
I did it today. I was very proud of myself,
and I even said the instructor she's like, oh my food, tab,
you did it. Did it because it's like a hard move.
I said, yeah, I'm butt barely cleared that bar, and
I thought about you. I was like, there's no way
that ass would clear that bar because my butt is
not does it stick out a ton, it's wide. I'm
wide big, you're out bubble big.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, thanks for bringing that up. I used to have
trauma when people said I had a bubble butt in
elementary school.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But that is a weird thing to say to an
elementary school student. So they say it to me, like
to my face. They talked about me in music class,
and then I heard from another girl that Courty Lloyd
said I had a bubble butt when I was in
music in that elementary was why I don't remember anything mean.
I know, mean things happened, but I don't remember mean
things in elementary. I remember that kind of stuff starting
(11:30):
in like middle school.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh, we were like in the counselor's office with a
group of like five to six of us constantly because
one of the girls was like always causing drama and the.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Rest of us. I was like, what the hell, that's
so Wisconsin. I know.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just well, good for you and your butt, thank you,
so congratulations.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
So I do I did. We get an email that
I was like, you know what, A lot of people
have actually been commenting on my post and asking about this,
so I guess I'll like comment on it. Where do
I save your emails? Right here? Says Hey, Fallon, saw
your post from Akadia, which looked amazing by the way,
but I noticed you aren't showing all of space. Curious
(12:12):
if there's a reason behind that, maybe the new law
about having to pay kids and posts if it makes money.
I don't know how social media payments work, but I
would assume you'd make anything on a normal post question mark,
or you wouldn't make anything on normal post. And Jake
is still sharing pictures of her just fan follower listener
being nosy. She's so cute and it's been fun to
watch her grow. And I've had a handful of people
(12:35):
ask me that as well, like why the heart? Why
the heart? First of all, Jake doesn't have the same
following as I do. At some point I may have
the conversation with him to maybe make his profile private
or something, or just let him choose some people. So
I'll go over the speculation that's gone on with it.
(12:56):
So some people think it's what she said, which there
is a new law, and you don't have a kid, Jenny,
you probably don't know that it passed in Minnesota, which
I was curious how a lot of influencers are going
to proceed. Oh yeah, it's I don't have all the details,
but basically it's like they cannot be used for more
than thirty percent if so, like you have to be
(13:19):
they have to be paid. You can't be using your
child's likeness for free to make money. And then at
certain ages, certain things change with that. So Dylan, my
step son, is seventeen, and I don't necessarily overly show Dylan,
which I'm going to get into that too, because that
was a whole other thing that pissed me off. But
(13:39):
Dylan doesn't care, and Dylan's old enough that I can
ask him, so I'm not not showing her because of that.
I've been conscious since all of was a baby, I think,
and everything you learn and grow, right, So when she
was a baby, there were a couple of partnerships I
did that were based around her being a baby, and
then part of me felt like kind of gross about that,
(14:00):
and I was like, I don't really want to do
things that are ads just based on her. It made
me feel kind of gross. So you live and you learn.
So that doesn't mean she isn't a part of videos
that I do. If we're going to a Twins game,
we're a family, she's gonna be there. I had already
filmed the Twins video, honestly, like over a month ago,
so her face was already shown, and I had actively
(14:22):
chosen to not show her face anymore at that point.
Then other people thought, Oh, it's because maybe all of
us asked her not to show. All of doesn't know.
At five years old, she doesn't understand social media yet,
so she has not. But I do know that some
people will post, Hey, my kid gave me permission to
post this. I haven't asked oll Of for permission. I
think she'd probably say yes, honestly because she likes attention.
(14:44):
I don't have an exact reason other than I've questioned
it for a very long time. It's always been on
my mind of should I be doing this? Should I not?
I just love my daughter so much. She's so beautiful.
I think the majority of people are good people. But
the final like I think trigger for me is has
(15:06):
honestly been AI and I think it's fucking creepy. Yeah,
and I don't want people taking photos of my daughter,
and I don't know that anyone would. But I also
I'm like, you know, you can't sell people, you know,
from doing things. Yeah, but I was just like, hey,
I is so creepy because you make videos and stuff now.
So I was like, it's not that I'll never show
(15:26):
her again, it's not. I just for right now, I'm
just like not showing her as much, very little. There's
no way she'll not be in certain things, like and
I did discover you can make posts on Instagram just
like your Instagram stories were only your close friends see.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I saw you post something.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So with that, I did post photos from our trip,
but only like my close friends can see them. I
didn't realize you could do that on actual posts. I
knew you could onn stories. And then going into Dylan
just a minute, someone I didn't talk about this, but
around every year, around Father's Day, I make a video
with a collection of videos of taking throughout the year
of Jake with the kids. And someone's like, doesn't he
(16:10):
have a son this year? On the video and I'm like, yep,
he's featured like three or four times in it, and
they're like and then people start commenting back and forth.
Someone's like and I go, he's in there, and they're like, well,
I don't see him anywhere. And then another person was like,
I see him a couple of times, but not three
or four. And I deleted the whole post because I
was like, I'm I was about to defend myself to
(16:31):
a person. Yeah, So let me be clear in case
people do wonder, I have a stepson. He is with
us fifty percent of the time. In that fifty percent
of the time, he is a seventeen year old, he
has a job. He also prefers hanging out with his friends.
So of the fifty percent, and he has school fifty
percent of the time that we have him, he's with us,
(16:52):
like we see him physically a minimal amount of time.
And if you ever had a teenager, you know that
they don't necessarily love of being in photos and videos.
They're like, oh fine, you know, And Dylan, I would say,
I would argue has less of the teen inks than
most teens, so he will play along and let me
do stuff occasionally. The man that pissed me off, it's
(17:14):
been most people are like chill about things, but I
don't know if it's like I don't know, I never know.
I feel like sometimes sometimes I feel like some of
the no, I gotta be careful what I say because
I don't want to offend people.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I want to help you, but I don't know what you're.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think that people that are new to me through
the television don't know my life as well, so I
think that they question a lot of things, and I
think that they say things that immediately come to their
mind without realizing maybe they're rude. Whereas a lot of
the people who listen to radio have been with me
for a really long time. They followed the story or
their evolution, so they're more respectful. Because like with TV,
(18:00):
i've heard this in general, like TV viewers right really
mean things to women about what they wear, what they
look like, and I don't get it like that. I
just get backhanded things all the time. Like I got
an email the other day like found you're such a
great sidekick and you really should continue to wear your
hair back because you do have a beautiful face. Thank
you for telling me how to wear my hair. And
also your dresses should be altered you're too short, they're
(18:22):
too long, and I just delete the email. I'm like,
I'm not going to respond to that. But I've said
probably one million times I rent my dresses because it'd
be wild to be able to buy clothes for TV constantly,
So no, I won't be altering them. And I am
five two, so a lot of them will be too long.
The good news is I war them for one hour,
and I assume the one to two extra inches of
(18:43):
material that are on the floor won't really fuck your
entire day up, so it's probably okay.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I just imagine that those people are sitting at home
and they don't have jobs, and they are watching the TV,
and they're thinking, hmm, what can I make a conversational
piece because I literally have nothing else to do with
my day, and it's your two inches of dress ballin'
I'm sacking your life.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Is my little bit of hair that hangs over my
face a little bit because I sit at a weird
angle on the television. Jason's desk faces forward, so he's
always straightforward. My couch is to the side, so I'm
almost always at an angle. Like it's just how it's
how it works. So anyway, I just think that there's
(19:28):
like a little bit of difference. And I'm first of all,
I'm thankful for like the whole TV audience and everything,
that whole part of my life has been a blessing.
But I like most of the time I delete all
that stuff and hold it in and don't really share it.
And I've gotten so good about not responding to those
comments and literally just deleting the email or deleting the
(19:49):
comment because I think I've shared it on here Before.
I used to go back and reread things and like
retrigger myself, which is so unhealthy, and now I've gotten
better about that. But some things are just wild to me.
I just can't imagine a world where I would email
Elizabeth Rice at Twin City's Live, like, Elizabeth, I noticed
some of your dresses are a little bit too long,
(20:11):
Like that is insane behavior to me. I wouldn't even
post that on a Miley Cyrus post, knowing she would
never see it. I wouldn't be like y'all think Miley's
dress is a little too long. I don't know. I
have to like balance out too on TV because it's
like my job is to comment on celebrities on The
Jason Show. But part of me is like, I don't
(20:32):
want to be a bitch. I don't want to be
like the people that drive me crazy, right, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I think about that too when we get all like
gossip beyond Dave's dirt and stuff, and I'm like, these
people will hopefully never hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, and they're real people too, though, Yeah, are real people.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well, you know I am a professional model now after
I did one photo shoot on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So you you've done other You did a photo shoot
with my husband, You've been a professional mottow.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
True, that's the only other one I've done that.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Jenny and Jake, by the way, that did make it
sound like they did like a sexual ad together.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
And I don't even remember how we all got connected
to do it. It was four of us for a
Tesla company.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But anyways, you're right, I have done other ones, but
now that I am fully a professional model, if you
need me to be featured on your Instagram page more
because you need more content, I'm willing and I'm able,
and I am free, and I have bathing suits. I
actually thought about this other day, me in a bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, because it is funny, because I do think if
you just started today moving forward, you did all of
your content in a bathing suit, yeah, I'd blow up. Yeah,
I'm not trying to be like a sexist. I think
your followers would increase like they would multiply so very quickly.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The most recent comment I got on that super booblicious
swimsuit photo I posted like a week and a half ago. Wow,
those are great tits. That was the most recent comment.
And then that same person went to the real I
put together of that influencer retreat and said, love when
you shake those titties.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
See, those are the kind.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
So now, though, if I am constant bathing suit content,
it's going to be constant and stuff like that. But
you're right, I only have maybe like one or two
good years left of these boobs, so I probably should
maybe take advantage of that. And actually, so I don't buy.
I am not easily influenced by ads, but I have
(22:28):
bought a couple things off of TikTok shop, and I'm
also skeptical of that.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I hate TikTok Shop.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've had nin you've had bad experiences. I, however, got
that one fleece that both have off TikTok shop. And
I think I paid less for it than you did
from getting it from AM.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I think you did.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
And I got it quicker, like way quicker than you
talk shop. When you saw that I was wearing it one,
You're like, you already guy yours.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But then I ordered the two swimsuits, and I ordered
this two piece set that.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
A bunch of girls on Love Island were wearing.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my good.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So I started getting that. Listen, you gotta find inspoll
everywhere yet.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
And so I ordered that, and then I ordered some
earians and literally it was three packs of earrings, five
pairs on each set of packs, so like fifteen pairs total,
the two swimsuits and the dress a top set or
skirt top set. Thirty five dollars total for all of that.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, and it was crazy. Well, it's not that crazy
since it's coming from children in a sweatshop in a
foreign country. I need to do more research on that. Back,
I didn't quean, okay, but it's.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
The same stuff that you can get off of Amazon.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, that's also a lot of fast fashion. I'm guilty
of it too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well, here's the only reason I really brought it up
because we were talking about bathing suits and I was like,
there's no way in hell that these bathing suits are
going to fit me. They actually fit, like pretty much perfectly.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'll be the judge of that. No, seriously, one of
those shorts fit you too. I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They mildly fit pop it loosely fit. One I will say,
is more of your cheeky look.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So it's basically a thong on me. Yep, Are you
wearing that to the bachelorette weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, I won't be able to because that's got it's
like a white and blue floral, so it's got white
in it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Be disrespectful. I'm only wearing white all weekend for Tina's
bachelorette party. You know, I hosted this bachelrette party of
this past weekend. And if you are a male listening
to this, or maybe you're a female who doesn't have
friends that do shit like this, but you send like
mood boards of what that wants people, Okay, in the past,
like fifty years right, Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Send it out to all the girls of what we
should wear. And Tony, our friend who's gay, I was like,
you bitch, just be doing this for.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
All of your things now. Like I was looking at
this like I don't know what to wear, and I'm like,
all right, Tony, you do, You're fine. But I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
One of the girls showed up to dinner and I said,
specifically for dinner, please avoid wearing anything that like has white.
Whereas the picnic park, I was like, if you have
a floral dress and there's white in it, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And honestly, one of the.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Girls had like, uh, what looks pretty white to me
in the restaurant, but then out in the light it
was definitely tan. But I wouldn't. I just like, wouldn't
wear something that was even.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
An off shade of white. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I just feel like that is like, anyways, she looks great.
I don't think anyone paid attention to it besides me,
But that's because I was in charge of everything.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I did tell Tina, since I'm marrying her, I will
be wearing white.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
But she person marrying her.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, but she said that she would love that because
she is she hates the idea of the attention being
on her, so she's actually well I've threatened a few
different things that I'm gonna wear for the attention on me.
I think. I Well, at one point I said I
was gonna wear full scuba suits. It's on the beach
(25:42):
pass out in the middle. It would still be about me, though,
because people would have to give me a resuscitation situation
and then have to cut the bodysuit off of me.
It'd be so tidy, wouldn't able to roll it off
of me. Okay, I might still stick with that one, actually,
but I like that minus the fact that you would
literally have you ever gone been in a wetsuit before?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, that's the only time I know interest.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
No, no, no, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I was gonna say, I feel like you would have
done maybe some kind of activity in your travels that
would involve a wetsuit, and maybe not because you're not
like a you don't care to ever learn how to
scooba do No, I have no desire.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I don't care. I do want to do that. And
my one snorkeling experience, I just my bat got burnt
really bad.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Well, you don't ever wear a wetsuit to snorkel.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, I was hunched in the sun, and I also
was a little like I get it, you can't touch
the sea turtles, but I have no photos to prove
that I was swimming with turtles. Oh, Like I was like,
shouldn't that be part of the experience, Like someone takes
a couple of picks underwater, I should have where were
you Mexico? And then also maybe not in Mexico. And
then also the partner I had at the time, I
(26:48):
just kept taking on water in his snorkel math and
he just kept like choking and like coming up for air,
and I was like having to keep look to see.
I was like, stick it to your face, Tom trying.
You're like, won't It was so disasterus. I'm like, get
me out of here. This is awful.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I wore I rented a wetsuit for the first triathlon
I ever did because it was really cold weather. It
was September and it had gotten cold for like a week. Yeah,
so last minute I'm like, I'm gonna freeze, and so
I get the wetsuit. They say, don't put a wetsuit
on and try it for the first time the day
of the race. So I go to Bidet Macska, try
to get into it, get in the get in the
(27:27):
ocean the lake, and I'm like, this is this is
not it?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I hated it so much. And I get there the
day of the race and I'm talking to some other
people who were clearly done triathlons before. They're like, where
whatever you think is going to feel comfortable? Yeah, And
I'm like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'm the string bikini. Yeah that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And they were like, not that, go put something else.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I actually like being free in the water, so I'm
going straight nude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But I probably should have wore the wetsuit because I
did have a mild panic attack when I got in
the water because it was so cold that shots my body.
And within like fifty yards, someone else like you take
your cap off to signal to the lifeguards that you
need help, and you basically need to be taken out
of the race. And this girl started freaking out. Her
friends like put her on her back, and well we're
(28:12):
kind of holding her up and stuff, and I am like,
oh my god, oh no, I.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Should have worn the wetsuitt. But anyways, I was fine.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I got through the mild panic attack and then I
basically just doggy paddle the whole way.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You do what you gotta do. You do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm never if I continue to ever do a triathlon again,
because I've done two, I'm never gonna be good at
the swimming part. I don't understand how people can swim
in a straight line in the dark water. I can
swim in a straight line and clear water in a pool.
I'm very good at that. I grew up swimming in
a pool, but lake, no. Anytime I tried, all of
a sudden, I'm veering way to the right, and I'm like,
now I'm off course and I just added distance to
(28:49):
the swim.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Jake's been training, you know, like I told you. So
he goes to Lifetime and swims and he'll swim for
like thirty straight minutes or whatever, which feels like a
lot to me. And he gives me updates on his improvements,
and I'm like, I want to be supportive, but I
do not understand swimming terms. Meters mean nothing to me.
I don't know like what that means. I don't know
if that's good that time, Like, I don't. It doesn't
(29:13):
make any sense to me. So I'm like, good.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Job, I just would I couldn't tell you what it
is now, but I would map out the distance of
the swim portions of my triathlons and then do that
in lapse in the pool, like I was able to
do the math of it, and then I would look
at the time, like they always have a digital clock
right there, so I'd always started at a specific time
and know how long it took me. Yeah, but of
course in the pool, I'm like a fucking fish, just
(29:37):
boom and then in the leg, all of a sudden,
I'm drowning. Oh god, that's how I feel like I
would be too, to be fair, Yeah, have you been
watching The Hunting Wives or did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I started? I started the first episode last night up
until my new episode of The Gilded Age came out,
so I stopped it. So I truly only saw probably
the first twenty ish minutes of the first episode.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't think anything I'm going to say is going
to reveal any spoilers or anything. But man, talk about
another show that me, who is way too horny, should
not be watching.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Well right now, I haven't gotten anything, but I know
it's getting there, Like because everyone said it's just very
very They said, like gratuitously sexual. So I mean the
first like ten minutes you see the main girl's boobs,
she gets naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Which can I okay, since you have seen that, Yeah,
and this is not a spoiler. She just gets naked
in the bathroom. Can I tell you the flaw of
that scene?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
But you're telling me that at.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Your own fucking house, you're digging through a bathroom looking
for a pad and you're asking someone for a pad.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I thought it was weird because I honestly thought
she was didn't live there and was trying to exell
something and got caught or something. So I do think
that that's a little bit weird.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
So I feel like that was bad writing of that portion,
but I know it was just try to introduce the
two characters. Yeah, whatever, But I was like, that bitch
knows where there's pads in that house. It's her, fucking ey.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's gonna basically be it's basically a soap opera, but
with like a lot of people you actually know, star wise,
and lots of sex, sex, and it's leaning into the
Texas guns Republican e vibe or conservative vibe I guess
it is. And the one, Britney Snow, the lead. She
(31:22):
is not into that. She's from Boston, so she feels
very out of place in this new environment. I question,
because I'm on episode I'll be on episode five now,
I question how I was gonna feel about it, because
you have your rights to your guns, but I'm not
a gun person. But things kind of like twist and
turn and stuff, So I won't say anything else. But anyways,
(31:44):
I think it's a great show. I just am too fucking.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Single to be watching that and being as horny as
I am. What do you think I did after I
watched an episode.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Went to bed and shut up. All right, that's our time.
Thanks for listening, have a great week.
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