October 22, 2025 • 30 mins
Nick talks about white guys in shorts out in the cold, robots, and has a conversation with comedian Nimesh Patel
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is Inside Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check one two three more Live Baby, Welcome
back to Inside Thoughts. I got a good interview for
you at the end of the podcast with comedian Nimish Patel. Dude,
it's hilarious. Uh, it was fun talking to him. So
got that for you at the end of the pot.
How you doing, You're doing good, You're staying warm. It
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decided to be falled this week. It was it was nice,
like I don't know about wherever you're living, but in
the Midwest it was like still in the eighties. Last week,
They're like, okay, when's it coming? You know what I mean.
It's like when your older cousins used to hit you
just for no reason, just like punching the arm. Then
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you walk by, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Like, what are you pitching for? Pussy? You were gonna
hit me.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's like that, Like you know the cold's coming. It's like, okay,
I'll just enjoy walking outside in this eighty degree weather.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There's no humidity.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And then the rain came over the weekend and it
is cold. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
A bald headed frows son.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Did that thing like I ended up being the white
guy in shorts and cold weather on accident pissed me off. Like,
woke up Sunday morning, we didn't have like stuff for breakfast.
I went to go, you know, get some eggs and
hash browns and stuff, and just went right up the street,
threw jacket on. Wasn't really paying attention to what I'm
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walking out in and I'm seeing all these people in
the parking lot just looking at me, just giving me
that look. I was like, what the fuck are you
looking at and I look down. I'm in shorts and
flip flops. I was like, no, feeding into the stereo type.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Like guy in shorts here I come.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I didn't even like mean for I got this big
puffy jacket and I'm in short it's looking like an idiot.
It's tough when you fall into the uh, the stereotypes.
You're like, no, this is what I wanted to avoid.
I have sweatpants at home that I wear. Everybody's looking
at me like, yeah, right, whitey, we know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You're out here loving it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The leg hair feeling good, it's free with the chill
in the air.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I messed up, so on uh on behalf of
all the whites. Yeah, I'm sorry I made us look bad,
But what are you gonna do? I hope you had
a good weekend. I had a lot of fun. Amy
surprised me like Saturday. I told her, like, Okay, this
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is gonna be like the last kind of nice ish day.
Got a chance to rain, you know, will waiter, but
go out during the day, do whatever you want to do.
And then seven point thirty, I am sitting down and
I'm watching Notre Dame versus USC, like I watch it
every year. It's my favorite game to watch. I hope
they keep the rivalry going. USC. Quit being a bunch
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of bitches. But it's just like that's the game I
watched when I was a little kid, where I was like,
this's is football. I was getting all the the tweets
popping up on my algorithm, Like.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Well, twenty years ago today, Reggie Bush cheated and got
into the end zone to defeat the number nine ranked
Notre Dame fighting Irish.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But that game was so funny, Like Charlie Weiss was
the head coach and we had a solid team. It
was the first time like in a while Notre Dame
had been like really good, and USC just they had everybody.
Matt Lioner, Reggie Bush, Wendelle White, Dwayne Jarrett, Steve Smith
who they have on defense, was it when Kevin Briggs
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was it? They had some sick linebacker or two they had.
I don't think Cushing point in that game. Clay Matthews
might have pointed in that game. But anyway, like they
just had. They had so much athleticism, they were so fast.
So Charlie Weiss let the grass at Notre Dame Stadium
grow like they didn't cut it. It's like a jungle.
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When they walked out into the field, it was like
a foot of grass out there. He's like that, don't
swallow them down. It was a good game. Like I
spent most of the week just rewatching clips of that
and I was like, damn, that game was awesome and
I thought we won it. The refs one hundred percent
cheated in that game. Matt Lioner fumbles the ball out
of bounds backwards. They spot the ball like the one
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yard line and weave time up on the clock and
then Reggie Bush gets pushed into the end zone, which
now is okay, but at the time, that was very illegal. Children.
You could not push push somebody into the end zone.
Before it was the touch push, it was the bush push,
and it hurt my feelings when I was ten years old, twelve,
I was twelve, so it was twenty years ago and
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I'm thirty two. That's how math. Hey, good job. But anyway,
so Saturday, like on the radio, I had planned out,
like Amy had saw this like little city kind of
hour outside of Indianapolis. It is called Nashville, Indiana. You know,
it's one of those cities that's named after the cool city,
but it's not actually like there's an Atlanta, Indiana about
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hour and a half two hours northwest to Indy. And
I was like, not call it something else, you know
what I mean. Anyway, she sees on TikTok like Nashville,
Indiana's got like some qt like little stores, and there's
some good restaurants and places to walk around. They got trails.
So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna go on the
radio because I don't know shit about this place. I'm
gonna ask people that live here, Hey, what's like the
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best places go, places to see blah blah blah. I
get like a whole whist of stuff. So I'm like, okay,
I got a plan for Nashville, Indiana. I never have
a plan when we go to these places.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm like, yeah, let's just go figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Let's just walk around, end up doing all the shit
that you know you're not supposed to do because you
just kind of like funnel into all the touristy stuff
and then you miss the cool stuff and then you
get back home, you get back on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And oh we missed this place.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're not going back to Nashville, Indiana, so that's just
we miss it. So I got this plan. I'm already
I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to Nashville, Indiana.
We're gonna wake up, we're gonna go there, and then
we gotta be done by six o'clock. We're driving back.
I'm getting home at seven. I'm drinking beer and I'm
watching Notre Dame kick the shit out of us se
That's what I'm doing. So we wake up and Amy's
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not really in a hurry, which was like odd because
normally if we got to do something, she's like in
a hurry getting ready to go. And then she starts
out of nowhere. She looks at the clock and she
starts hurrying me, and I'm like what.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
She's like, what's home? Do we need to leave? Do
you want to leave now?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm like, what are you talking about? Leave to wear?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
She's like, oh, I got you tickets to Notre Dame US.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
He oh.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was like, no fucking way it was. I was
so excited. I was like a little kid.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I was like, oh, I get to go see Notre
Dame USC.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That was always on like my bucket list of games
to go watch in person was Notre Dame USC. And
she got me tickets like last minute, and it was
just it was super cool. So we start driving up
there and it starts raining, like the fall got brought
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by this big rain front that came through and it
was happening Saturday evening, Saturday night, so it's like pissing
rain up there. We stop off at a Walmarts. We're like,
we gotta find ponchos. Like it's a little chilly, but
if we don't have ponchos, we're gonna be sitting out
and like you know, just wet, catching the flu, all
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types of stuff like that. So we go into this
Walmart and like the first row of ponchos is all gone,
and I'm like, oh no, did everybody have the same idea?
And there are these two guys like all in Notre
Dame gear looking like at the uh it was like
in the camping section, and they're like, oh man, this
is a poncho suit. It's eighty dollars. Man, I don't
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want to have to buy this. And I turn and
look and like they have like the little paper bag,
paper bag trash ponchos, whole row of them untouched, and
I was like, hey, come grab these and we start
grabbing them, and Ames is like, do you think we
should get you know, a couple And I was like yeah,
let's just you know, grab four, two for each of
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us in case one rips.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And she's like, well, they're always nice to having the call.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Too, Like yeah, let's grab two more. And we start
grabbing them. We're getting towards the end of the guys
are looking at us like are you fuckers about to
take all these ponchos right in front of us? I
want to be like, yeah, actually, you know how these
things cost four dollars, I'm gonna take all these, go
ring them up at the Red Shirt and then I'll
sell you one for fifty bucks. Even though I know
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there's somebody that did that, just sold a bunch of ponchos.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'll supplying the man capitalism.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like, yeah, you're a dick dude, but no, we gave
him some ponchos. We go to the game and we're
sitting in our tickets are in the USC visitor section,
which I got hype about because I was like, Bro,
I'm gonna get just absolutely degeneratively drunk. I'm gonna just
be talking so much shit. Aims started getting worried because
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you walk into Notre Dame and the last time we
went to Notre Dame game was the Notre Dame playing
Texas A and M. And that game was cool because
the weather was super nice. You know, we were up
there with one of my buddies and my little sister.
It was kind of like a surreal first college football
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experience for Aims because everybody was like, there was a
buzz in the stadium, but nobody was like yelling, you
know what I mean, Like A and M and Notre
Dame don't have that kind of rivalry like Notre Dame
fans were all like.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, hey, nice of you guys to be up here
to watch this game.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And all the Texas fans were like, hell yeah, I
love football, love this. Everybody was just very nice to
each other. And so we get in into the stadium
for Notre Dame USC and people are just screaming at
each other like the there was. It was like younger kids,
probably like you know, early mid twenties already just hammered
and screaming. And you're walking through like you're trying to
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get to your seat, and like USC fans are like
bumping people and doing all that stuff like Hi, buddy,
I'll fuck you up like that. That kind of energy
is what we were walking into. And Am starts getting
a little nervous as we're walking into the USC section.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
She's like, oh, are we gonna be safe.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Because you was saying that In England they won't let
you sit at soccer games. They won't let you sit
on another team's side because otherwise you just get stabbed.
There's a bunch of fights like shit like that, like
they take it serious. There's no Oh, the cheaper seats
are in the visitor section. So we're gonna buy those.
They make you declare what team you're rooting for or
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what team you're a fan of. I don't know how
they make you prove it, like show us jersey, but
they make you prove it. So we're going and sitting
in enemy territory and all these people are screaming. It
was mostly just like drunk students. You know. There was
the occasional old guy that was trying to relive his
glory days and he's getting hype and you know, shoulder
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checking people walking through. But she starts getting nervous and
we go sit down and we see a couple other
Notre Dame fans sitting in the USC sections. So I
was like, okay, at least if we get jumped, we
had backup, you know what I mean. But this the
USC fans that ended up sitting like right in front
of us were awesome. It was this super old guy
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and like his adult son. He was like, yeah, we've
been coming to Notre Dame USC every year for twenty
years and blah blah blah. I hope the rivalry doesn't die.
And it was so funny because he was doing the
uh the old man shit, like talking shit to me,
so usc goes out opening drive and scores and he
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turns around to me, like to give me a high five,
and I was like, ah, you motherfucker, IM going to
give him a high five, and he drops it and
goes for a dap and he was like, I got you.
And I was like, okay, this is the energy we
got going. I like this. This is friendly. So every
time like a nice play happened for you know, whatever team,
we just kind of turn around and start fucking with
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each other. But the old guy, he was funny because
he was just this super nice, you know, mild tempered guy,
but he was starting to crush the beers a little bit.
Like I think we got through. He had a couple
in like the the first quarter. We get to the
middle of the second quarter. He goes to the bathroom
and get another beer, and on his way back, he
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like forgot where he was sitting. So he's like five
rows like up closer to the stadium and the bleachers
and he's like looking around for his son, and his
son's just.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like damn, damn, we're up here, and got.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Turned drunks oh and then comes you know, comes back
up to his seat. So he was getting a little lit,
and then by about you know, start of the fourth quarter,
he's starting to field a little bit, still being super
nice to me and Amy like we were talking. Yeah,
He's like, oh where are you from?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
She's like angling, and he was like, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Love Anglin blah blah blah. Just whatever we said. He
was just super nice about it. And then one of
the super drunk USC fans that was probably yelling when
we were walking into the stadium gets just like you know,
that kind of drunk where you've been drinking all day
and there's no longer anything like behind your eyes. You're
just on auto pilot. So this kid's walking through the bleachers.
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He had to be like out no twenty four to
twenty five, no idea where he's going. He's just like
stopping if there's an open space, he's like looking around,
and then he'll go down to the next row. He
must have been looking for someone. But this kid was
beyond hammered. So he walks past us and then like
tries to step over the old guy and knocks a
bunch of his stuff over, and the old guy like
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goes to grab him and like shake this kid because
he goes fu and his son stops him and goes, no, Dad, no,
he goes he spilled my beer and stepped on my
hot dog, and I was like, yeah, you know what,
you should beat that kid's ass. That that is a
ass beata bull of fence right there. He didn't buy
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him another one that he didn't even say sorry, He
just kept zombie walking. But Notre Dame one. It was awesome,
even in the rain, Like that was my favorite football
game I've ever been to. And it was so cool
that Amy just was like, this is.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
What we're doing today. You didn't know it, but I was.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Like, I fucking love you. This is awesome. So that
was that was cool. But then after that the rain came,
and uh, when we were up the next day, it
was cold outside and that's when I got caught being
a white guy with shorts and flipflops onto the cold way.
It's tough out there sometimes, man, and it's only getting tougher.
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I just saw this thing where I gotta pull this up.
This came in today. Amazon is aiming to replace six
hundred thousand jobs with robots by twenty thirty three, half
a million jobs. They're like, yep, uh, we're just gonna
get rid of all the people have robots to it, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Jeff Bezos, how much more money do you need?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Bro? How much? I know you're not spending money on haircuts.
I'm a bold guy and get away with saying that, Like,
what are you doing, dude? And I gotta be honest.
I don't understand like all these CEOs and these businesses
coming out saying AI.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Is the future, robots are our future.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I feel like they're not really thinking this through. If
you take my job away, what do you think I
go to work for doing it for the love of
the game. No, I need money to buy things. If
I don't have a job, I'm not gonna have any
money to buy shit you want.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Hey it's Amazon Prime Day. We got a bunch of
good deals.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, cool, fucking Bezos. I don't have a job. I
don't have any money to buy this microwave. I don't need. Like,
I just I feel like they're not thinking this through.
That's what Like, I don't know. I used to like
believe in those like be real heavy into like Illuminati
conspiracy theory stuff, and I was just always like, what's
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the endgame? What is the sinister plan? I actually think
a lot of these people are just like stupid. They're
just like, well, I can just keep getting more and
more and more and more, and there's gonna be no downside,
or if there is downside, we'll deal with it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We'll move to MARS.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I just they're not thinking it through, dude, man AI
already is not stacking up how I thought it'd, you know,
be unless they're just letting us use the dumb AI
and they get to use the super or smart AI.
Like chat GPT is already getting lazy. I asked it,
like for for my radio show, I like, do this
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do this segment called your College of Useless Knowledge, where
like I go look up some random shit that happened
in sixteen twenty three and.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Be like, oh, did you know pigs used to get
put on trial?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Stuff like that. So I have chat GPT. I'll be like, hey,
give me a list of a bunch of random facts
about food from five hundred's to two thousands, and it'll
be like, yeah, no problem, I got it, And it'll
get all the way up to one thousand, and then
we'll go here's your list from five hundred to one thousand.
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Do you want me to finish the list and go
up to the two thousand.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
What did I just ask you to do? Getting lazy already?
Would you like me to do the thing?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You said? Yeah, I do, I would. Actually, that's what
I asked you to do. How are you getting lazy
like a teenager already? Like, that's the stuff I used
to do when I was like twelve and I ain't
want to do chores anymore. My mom would be like,
go out and mow the grass. And I go mow
the front lawn and then I come back in. She goes,
what are you doing? I go, oh, do you want
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me to mow the back too? She goes, yeah, you
stupid idiot, obviously mo the front and the back. What
are you doing? I was like, well, you know, I
figured you're just worried about, like, you know, people seeing
the front yard, but nobody looks at the backyard.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
She goes, do it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's what I was doing a chat GPT. It was
allowing me to microdose being a parent yelling at a teenager.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Do you want me to finish the rest of the list?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Why are you? Why are you asking me that? Hey, robot,
go do what I told you to do. I'm wasting
more money or more time typing in what I already
told you to do. That's gonna be using more water
and killing another you know, town in Tennessee or wherever
they have those data centers. It's ridiculous, Like AI's already
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getting lazy, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, we're going to replace all these people, Like.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, dude, just pay, just pay regular people. It's okay,
and do that. It's ridiculous, man. Also, there was a
speaking of Amazon, was it their Amazon Web Services or
whatever AWS stands for, crash for a little bit on Monday,
and I didn't realize like how hooked up AWS was
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to everything. It controls, like half the Internet and a
bunch of stuff like in real life, which was kind
of scary, Like they tried to install an update and
the whole system shut down. A bunch of apps are
hooked up to it. I thought it was just you know,
what they used for ups tracking or how to figure
out football plays on Thursday night football on Amazon Prime.
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When they run those commercials, they're like.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Oh, this person has a forty seven point three percent
chance of blitzing.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I thought that's what AWS did. I didn't realize it
was connect into half the world and even connects to
smart beds. There was a story about this crash caused
these smart beds, which are like two grand, to overheat
and get stuck upright like they they obviously like you
can make it go up like a seed or lay
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it back down, and they have a heating and cooling
gauge on it.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
If you're a cold sleeper, if you're a hot sleeper.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And aws crash. So these things just started sitting people
upright and toasting them like a piece of bread, and
nobody thinks that that's a problem. Like, let's dial back
some of the smart stuff. Not everything needs to be smart. Yeah,
but then how are we gonna get data on everything?
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Greedy fucks dude. Maybe that's what they're gonna do. That's
why Amazon is predicting by twenty thirty three they're gonna
kick out six hundred thousand humans and replace them with
robots to do a job, because they're gonna have enough
data to upload into these robots. Maybe that's why my
chat GPT is already fucking lazy. They're just feeding it
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more and more human information, and chat GPT is like,
do you want me to do all that. Yeah, yes,
all of it. Please, you're supposed to be the robot,
get things done. Don't ask me stupid questions. All right, anyway,
let's get to your headline of the week and then
we'll get into this interview with Nimish Patel. This this
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was my favorite headline that I've read all week. It says,
strut tall my short friend. Walking style can make smaller
men appear just as intimidating as larger ones. Whoever wrote
that is five to two you know what I mean? Like,
First of all, I can talk about short people. I'm
five seven and three quarters and I'm five eight if
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I put shoes on. There's nothing worse than a small
guy trying to be intimidating because hey, guess what now
you're not dude.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
But I can do jiu jitsu in mma.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Cool scrapy do Get out here, bro, you're being an asshole.
You want to fight people now because someone bullied you
in sixth grade. Be a normal person. The Good Lord
made you small. Channel it in other ways, all right.
You don't need to be a fire Okay, save that
for the big pills. Your walking style can make you
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feel just as intimidating as larger men. No, it can't, dude,
I don't care if if Shaq is walking on his tiptoes,
that's more intimidating than some five to four dude with
a you know, Joe Rogan hoodie on, bowing his shoulders
out and puffing his chest.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, that I'm intimidating.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
A sound it, that's what That's what chihuahuas do. Just
settle down. If you're short, guess what, don't walk around
looking for a fight. You look like a dick. Okay,
know how to fight so that if you know, if
it's old predator attempts to attack you, you can defend yourself.
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Be like a will debeast. Okay. They don't go around
looking for fights. Maybe they do. I haven't watched an
animal show in a while. But when a lion or
a jaguar or puma comes up to him, they know
how to, you know, wrestle out of that. Do some
jiu jitsu, hit him with the horns. But don't go
looking for a fight. Bro. If you're short, I mean,
if you're tall, don't do it either. Just don't go
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looking for a fight like that. After a certain age,
you don't need to do that. Anymore. You know what
I mean? All right, I've talked about robots, white people,
and short people. We covered it all today. So now
it's time to talk about Nimish Patel coming to Helium
Comedy Club. He's gonna be here in Indianapolis Tomorrow, Friday
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and Saturday doing five shows. He's very funny comedian, writer,
does all the things. Nimish Patel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Bro Hey, very excited to come to nattan or, as
I like to call it, diabetic a town.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Be a good time, dude, I was. I was cracking up.
You were doing roast jokes on your TikTok about Indy
and the dude whoever was writing those was just killing it.
They call it Indie Circle City because we're just figuring
out shapes.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
The classic I mean. But that's my friend Brian Frangie,
who the incredible roast rider rode on the Tom Brady
Roast for one of the breakout sets. So very happy
to en this is help. He's a mean guy. Sorry
Indy for if you go watch that video some things
and I agree with them, but it's too funny.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, you can agree with them after you leave. It's fine.
We we know, bro, Yeah, we know. So you're gonna
be here this Thursday. Got five shows one Thursday to Friday,
two Saturday. I think you were here last year, is
that when you had a pretty rowdy crowd. Somebody was
yelling at you about the Westcot Brandon stuff and you
had to I think that.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Might have been I'm looking at I'm thinking I'm pretty
sure that was the first time I was there, which
is twenty twenty two or twenty twenty three, and right
after that, let's go brand anything that it happened, And
it was cool to have someone realize while they're heckling
that they're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know. I felt so bad for that guy because
he was all like ready to go and then you're like, what, yeah,
explain it to me, and he just goes, oh.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Well, sometimes you just got to give him the rope
and watch what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Uh huh, No, that was That was awesome. So hopefully
the crowds won't be as rowdy this time. But what
can we expect from Red You're always ready, but you
got a bunch of specials. You've been here before. To
people who know you, I know they're excited, But to
people who don't know you what can they expect from
one of your shows?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
My tagline is with all due disrespect, So you know,
it feels like it feels like the moment is high
for people to be told what it is. You know,
America is an interesting.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Spot right now, and I know Indy is feeling it too,
and I'm ready to tackle all the new let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Branded There's definitely yeah, there's definitely gonna be some some
new chance or something that they came up with in
the meetings. I'm sure. But what, uh well, what's like
next for you? Because you've done what is it, three
self produced specials now like you're obviously a killer. You've
been in the game for a long time. Are you
(26:28):
like looking like Okay, I'm just gonna keep doing my
own specials and kind of showing all the networks and everything.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Like this this hour, this hour that I'm working on,
the one that you're gonna see get built in India.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
That I'm working on is for Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's working on my Netflix special.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I'm taping it in uh uh March of next year,
and so this is uh, this is probably like midway through,
so the stay is coming together. I've got a lot
of a lot of angry stuff on top.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
But it's funny.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's funny.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I promise you know. I've had on Phoenix, I've done Raleigh,
I've done Tampa, I've done all the places where the
Let's Go brandonners will be coming out, and a lot
of them have left, a lot of them have left,
and a lot of them have left sat aside. So
I'm a happy campus.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Well, I'm glad to hear that you're getting your Netflix
special because it's been a long time coming. What what
was that like, like finally realizing Okay, I got the
shot now, Like I'm gonna be up on this massive stage.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Man, you get one shot or twelve. I don't know
what it is these days, but with Netflix, I'm just
I'm decided to be on the platform and be aside
a long aside some of the great you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Know, I didn't think that was gonna be the first
one off top, but yeah, I respect it. So I
gotta pray prayers with you. Yeah, well, I'm sure he's fine.
I gotta ask uh, because you kind of had like
a weird entry to comedy. I feel like too many
(27:57):
people studying finance or working in finance, then don't end
up being comedians because they're not that funny. What was
the point where you're like, I don't want to make
a bunch of money. I want to try and be
funny and make no money.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Well, people who work in finance aren't that funny, And
people are funny aren't that good at finance.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
It was kind of a decision that Minus made for me.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I got, you know, I.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Was working, I was working just like underlinked. The problem
is I still think I could do find it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
That was one of my rich friends, and I was like, yeah,
I told my on Netflix special. I was like, what's
going with you? He said, I'm a ten billion dollars.
I mean it's ten billion dollars. I'm up to seventy
percent of the year and you're up seven hundred million dollars.
And he said, no, I'm a seven billion dollars. Oh right, right,
right right?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, my bad, bro.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Yeah, I'll to them.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I gotta I gotta go cry this one out real quick.
Seven But that's not even a real number, dude. All Right,
so you you drop out of finance, and obviously you
killed it in comedy. You mentioned you know, being on
Netflix with some of the greats, but just you're personal.
Everybody's got their mount Rushmore. But who are like your
(29:09):
uh top comedians that either made you want to do
it or you still like watching them do it?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Well, that's easy. I mean it's Chris Rock Uh, Patricia O'Neill,
Richard Pryor, and Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. Uh, you got
to respect the Hut.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Respect It's been around a long time.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah, it's you know, it's it's easily Rock Prior, Uh,
Patrie and if i'm if, I if I want to
get some white people credit Dana Carvey because I think
I came I came of age when he was doing
a bush on SNL. He was doing stopping Brockerlee and
that that whole thing. I want to do that. I
(29:55):
want to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah. I was a big master of disguise fan too.
I get it. Dan Carvey needs his Yes. Well that's awesome, man. Well,
we're excited for you to come to Naptown, Circle City.
Just figuring out Shapestown. You're gonna kill it this weekend.
People get a chance to see The New Hour before
it goes on Netflix real quick, though, how are you
feeling about uh, Danny Dimes going from Danny Dimes to
(30:19):
Indiana Jones and actually being good.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It should have been him instead of Mark Sanchez that you.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I was just kidding. Shout out to Danny Man. I'll
only wish people the best, so it's great to see him.
I wish you so, I wish you was coming of
age in in in New York. But it is what
it is.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I got you man. Well all go murder this weekend.
Appreciate you taking the time to talk with Hey. Thanks
you very much.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Having to be money money, money,
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is Inside Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check one two three more Live Baby, Welcome
back to Inside Thoughts. I got a good interview for
you at the end of the podcast with comedian Nimish Patel. Dude,
it's hilarious. Uh, it was fun talking to him. So
got that for you at the end of the pot.
How you doing, You're doing good, You're staying warm. It
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decided to be falled this week. It was it was nice,
like I don't know about wherever you're living, but in
the Midwest it was like still in the eighties. Last week,
They're like, okay, when's it coming? You know what I mean.
It's like when your older cousins used to hit you
just for no reason, just like punching the arm. Then
(00:59):
you walk by, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Like, what are you pitching for? Pussy? You were gonna
hit me.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's like that, Like you know the cold's coming. It's like, okay,
I'll just enjoy walking outside in this eighty degree weather.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
There's no humidity.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And then the rain came over the weekend and it
is cold. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
A bald headed frows son.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Did that thing like I ended up being the white
guy in shorts and cold weather on accident pissed me off. Like,
woke up Sunday morning, we didn't have like stuff for breakfast.
I went to go, you know, get some eggs and
hash browns and stuff, and just went right up the street,
threw jacket on. Wasn't really paying attention to what I'm
(01:45):
walking out in and I'm seeing all these people in
the parking lot just looking at me, just giving me
that look. I was like, what the fuck are you
looking at and I look down. I'm in shorts and
flip flops. I was like, no, feeding into the stereo type.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Like guy in shorts here I come.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I didn't even like mean for I got this big
puffy jacket and I'm in short it's looking like an idiot.
It's tough when you fall into the uh, the stereotypes.
You're like, no, this is what I wanted to avoid.
I have sweatpants at home that I wear. Everybody's looking
at me like, yeah, right, whitey, we know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You're out here loving it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The leg hair feeling good, it's free with the chill
in the air.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I messed up, so on uh on behalf of
all the whites. Yeah, I'm sorry I made us look bad,
But what are you gonna do? I hope you had
a good weekend. I had a lot of fun. Amy
surprised me like Saturday. I told her, like, Okay, this
(02:51):
is gonna be like the last kind of nice ish day.
Got a chance to rain, you know, will waiter, but
go out during the day, do whatever you want to do.
And then seven point thirty, I am sitting down and
I'm watching Notre Dame versus USC, like I watch it
every year. It's my favorite game to watch. I hope
they keep the rivalry going. USC. Quit being a bunch
(03:11):
of bitches. But it's just like that's the game I
watched when I was a little kid, where I was like,
this's is football. I was getting all the the tweets
popping up on my algorithm, Like.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Well, twenty years ago today, Reggie Bush cheated and got
into the end zone to defeat the number nine ranked
Notre Dame fighting Irish.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But that game was so funny, Like Charlie Weiss was
the head coach and we had a solid team. It
was the first time like in a while Notre Dame
had been like really good, and USC just they had everybody.
Matt Lioner, Reggie Bush, Wendelle White, Dwayne Jarrett, Steve Smith
who they have on defense, was it when Kevin Briggs
(03:56):
was it? They had some sick linebacker or two they had.
I don't think Cushing point in that game. Clay Matthews
might have pointed in that game. But anyway, like they
just had. They had so much athleticism, they were so fast.
So Charlie Weiss let the grass at Notre Dame Stadium
grow like they didn't cut it. It's like a jungle.
(04:16):
When they walked out into the field, it was like
a foot of grass out there. He's like that, don't
swallow them down. It was a good game. Like I
spent most of the week just rewatching clips of that
and I was like, damn, that game was awesome and
I thought we won it. The refs one hundred percent
cheated in that game. Matt Lioner fumbles the ball out
of bounds backwards. They spot the ball like the one
(04:37):
yard line and weave time up on the clock and
then Reggie Bush gets pushed into the end zone, which
now is okay, but at the time, that was very illegal. Children.
You could not push push somebody into the end zone.
Before it was the touch push, it was the bush push,
and it hurt my feelings when I was ten years old, twelve,
I was twelve, so it was twenty years ago and
(04:58):
I'm thirty two. That's how math. Hey, good job. But anyway,
so Saturday, like on the radio, I had planned out,
like Amy had saw this like little city kind of
hour outside of Indianapolis. It is called Nashville, Indiana. You know,
it's one of those cities that's named after the cool city,
but it's not actually like there's an Atlanta, Indiana about
(05:22):
hour and a half two hours northwest to Indy. And
I was like, not call it something else, you know
what I mean. Anyway, she sees on TikTok like Nashville,
Indiana's got like some qt like little stores, and there's
some good restaurants and places to walk around. They got trails.
So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna go on the
radio because I don't know shit about this place. I'm
gonna ask people that live here, Hey, what's like the
(05:45):
best places go, places to see blah blah blah. I
get like a whole whist of stuff. So I'm like, okay,
I got a plan for Nashville, Indiana. I never have
a plan when we go to these places.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm like, yeah, let's just go figure it out.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Let's just walk around, end up doing all the shit
that you know you're not supposed to do because you
just kind of like funnel into all the touristy stuff
and then you miss the cool stuff and then you
get back home, you get back on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And oh we missed this place.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're not going back to Nashville, Indiana, so that's just
we miss it. So I got this plan. I'm already
I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to Nashville, Indiana.
We're gonna wake up, we're gonna go there, and then
we gotta be done by six o'clock. We're driving back.
I'm getting home at seven. I'm drinking beer and I'm
watching Notre Dame kick the shit out of us se
That's what I'm doing. So we wake up and Amy's
(06:37):
not really in a hurry, which was like odd because
normally if we got to do something, she's like in
a hurry getting ready to go. And then she starts
out of nowhere. She looks at the clock and she
starts hurrying me, and I'm like what.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
She's like, what's home? Do we need to leave? Do
you want to leave now?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm like, what are you talking about? Leave to wear?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
She's like, oh, I got you tickets to Notre Dame US.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
He oh.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was like, no fucking way it was. I was
so excited. I was like a little kid.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I was like, oh, I get to go see Notre
Dame USC.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That was always on like my bucket list of games
to go watch in person was Notre Dame USC. And
she got me tickets like last minute, and it was
just it was super cool. So we start driving up
there and it starts raining, like the fall got brought
(07:24):
by this big rain front that came through and it
was happening Saturday evening, Saturday night, so it's like pissing
rain up there. We stop off at a Walmarts. We're like,
we gotta find ponchos. Like it's a little chilly, but
if we don't have ponchos, we're gonna be sitting out
and like you know, just wet, catching the flu, all
(07:45):
types of stuff like that. So we go into this
Walmart and like the first row of ponchos is all gone,
and I'm like, oh no, did everybody have the same idea?
And there are these two guys like all in Notre
Dame gear looking like at the uh it was like
in the camping section, and they're like, oh man, this
is a poncho suit. It's eighty dollars. Man, I don't
(08:07):
want to have to buy this. And I turn and
look and like they have like the little paper bag,
paper bag trash ponchos, whole row of them untouched, and
I was like, hey, come grab these and we start
grabbing them, and Ames is like, do you think we
should get you know, a couple And I was like yeah,
let's just you know, grab four, two for each of
(08:27):
us in case one rips.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And she's like, well, they're always nice to having the call.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Too, Like yeah, let's grab two more. And we start
grabbing them. We're getting towards the end of the guys
are looking at us like are you fuckers about to
take all these ponchos right in front of us? I
want to be like, yeah, actually, you know how these
things cost four dollars, I'm gonna take all these, go
ring them up at the Red Shirt and then I'll
sell you one for fifty bucks. Even though I know
(08:50):
there's somebody that did that, just sold a bunch of ponchos.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'll supplying the man capitalism.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like, yeah, you're a dick dude, but no, we gave
him some ponchos. We go to the game and we're
sitting in our tickets are in the USC visitor section,
which I got hype about because I was like, Bro,
I'm gonna get just absolutely degeneratively drunk. I'm gonna just
be talking so much shit. Aims started getting worried because
(09:17):
you walk into Notre Dame and the last time we
went to Notre Dame game was the Notre Dame playing
Texas A and M. And that game was cool because
the weather was super nice. You know, we were up
there with one of my buddies and my little sister.
It was kind of like a surreal first college football
(09:37):
experience for Aims because everybody was like, there was a
buzz in the stadium, but nobody was like yelling, you
know what I mean, Like A and M and Notre
Dame don't have that kind of rivalry like Notre Dame
fans were all like.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, hey, nice of you guys to be up here
to watch this game.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And all the Texas fans were like, hell yeah, I
love football, love this. Everybody was just very nice to
each other. And so we get in into the stadium
for Notre Dame USC and people are just screaming at
each other like the there was. It was like younger kids,
probably like you know, early mid twenties already just hammered
and screaming. And you're walking through like you're trying to
(10:15):
get to your seat, and like USC fans are like
bumping people and doing all that stuff like Hi, buddy,
I'll fuck you up like that. That kind of energy
is what we were walking into. And Am starts getting
a little nervous as we're walking into the USC section.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
She's like, oh, are we gonna be safe.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Because you was saying that In England they won't let
you sit at soccer games. They won't let you sit
on another team's side because otherwise you just get stabbed.
There's a bunch of fights like shit like that, like
they take it serious. There's no Oh, the cheaper seats
are in the visitor section. So we're gonna buy those.
They make you declare what team you're rooting for or
(10:55):
what team you're a fan of. I don't know how
they make you prove it, like show us jersey, but
they make you prove it. So we're going and sitting
in enemy territory and all these people are screaming. It
was mostly just like drunk students. You know. There was
the occasional old guy that was trying to relive his
glory days and he's getting hype and you know, shoulder
(11:16):
checking people walking through. But she starts getting nervous and
we go sit down and we see a couple other
Notre Dame fans sitting in the USC sections. So I
was like, okay, at least if we get jumped, we
had backup, you know what I mean. But this the
USC fans that ended up sitting like right in front
of us were awesome. It was this super old guy
(11:38):
and like his adult son. He was like, yeah, we've
been coming to Notre Dame USC every year for twenty
years and blah blah blah. I hope the rivalry doesn't die.
And it was so funny because he was doing the
uh the old man shit, like talking shit to me,
so usc goes out opening drive and scores and he
(12:02):
turns around to me, like to give me a high five,
and I was like, ah, you motherfucker, IM going to
give him a high five, and he drops it and
goes for a dap and he was like, I got you.
And I was like, okay, this is the energy we
got going. I like this. This is friendly. So every
time like a nice play happened for you know, whatever team,
we just kind of turn around and start fucking with
(12:23):
each other. But the old guy, he was funny because
he was just this super nice, you know, mild tempered guy,
but he was starting to crush the beers a little bit.
Like I think we got through. He had a couple
in like the the first quarter. We get to the
middle of the second quarter. He goes to the bathroom
and get another beer, and on his way back, he
(12:45):
like forgot where he was sitting. So he's like five
rows like up closer to the stadium and the bleachers
and he's like looking around for his son, and his
son's just.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like damn, damn, we're up here, and got.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Turned drunks oh and then comes you know, comes back
up to his seat. So he was getting a little lit,
and then by about you know, start of the fourth quarter,
he's starting to field a little bit, still being super
nice to me and Amy like we were talking. Yeah,
He's like, oh where are you from?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
She's like angling, and he was like, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Love Anglin blah blah blah. Just whatever we said. He
was just super nice about it. And then one of
the super drunk USC fans that was probably yelling when
we were walking into the stadium gets just like you know,
that kind of drunk where you've been drinking all day
and there's no longer anything like behind your eyes. You're
just on auto pilot. So this kid's walking through the bleachers.
(13:41):
He had to be like out no twenty four to
twenty five, no idea where he's going. He's just like
stopping if there's an open space, he's like looking around,
and then he'll go down to the next row. He
must have been looking for someone. But this kid was
beyond hammered. So he walks past us and then like
tries to step over the old guy and knocks a
bunch of his stuff over, and the old guy like
(14:03):
goes to grab him and like shake this kid because
he goes fu and his son stops him and goes, no, Dad, no,
he goes he spilled my beer and stepped on my
hot dog, and I was like, yeah, you know what,
you should beat that kid's ass. That that is a
ass beata bull of fence right there. He didn't buy
(14:24):
him another one that he didn't even say sorry, He
just kept zombie walking. But Notre Dame one. It was awesome,
even in the rain, Like that was my favorite football
game I've ever been to. And it was so cool
that Amy just was like, this is.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
What we're doing today. You didn't know it, but I was.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Like, I fucking love you. This is awesome. So that
was that was cool. But then after that the rain came,
and uh, when we were up the next day, it
was cold outside and that's when I got caught being
a white guy with shorts and flipflops onto the cold way.
It's tough out there sometimes, man, and it's only getting tougher.
(15:03):
I just saw this thing where I gotta pull this up.
This came in today. Amazon is aiming to replace six
hundred thousand jobs with robots by twenty thirty three, half
a million jobs. They're like, yep, uh, we're just gonna
get rid of all the people have robots to it, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Jeff Bezos, how much more money do you need?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Bro? How much? I know you're not spending money on haircuts.
I'm a bold guy and get away with saying that, Like,
what are you doing, dude? And I gotta be honest.
I don't understand like all these CEOs and these businesses
coming out saying AI.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Is the future, robots are our future.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I feel like they're not really thinking this through. If
you take my job away, what do you think I
go to work for doing it for the love of
the game. No, I need money to buy things. If
I don't have a job, I'm not gonna have any
money to buy shit you want.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Hey it's Amazon Prime Day. We got a bunch of
good deals.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah, cool, fucking Bezos. I don't have a job. I
don't have any money to buy this microwave. I don't need. Like,
I just I feel like they're not thinking this through.
That's what Like, I don't know. I used to like
believe in those like be real heavy into like Illuminati
conspiracy theory stuff, and I was just always like, what's
(16:26):
the endgame? What is the sinister plan? I actually think
a lot of these people are just like stupid. They're
just like, well, I can just keep getting more and
more and more and more, and there's gonna be no downside,
or if there is downside, we'll deal with it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We'll move to MARS.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I just they're not thinking it through, dude, man AI
already is not stacking up how I thought it'd, you know,
be unless they're just letting us use the dumb AI
and they get to use the super or smart AI.
Like chat GPT is already getting lazy. I asked it,
like for for my radio show, I like, do this
(17:09):
do this segment called your College of Useless Knowledge, where
like I go look up some random shit that happened
in sixteen twenty three and.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Be like, oh, did you know pigs used to get
put on trial?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Stuff like that. So I have chat GPT. I'll be like, hey,
give me a list of a bunch of random facts
about food from five hundred's to two thousands, and it'll
be like, yeah, no problem, I got it, And it'll
get all the way up to one thousand, and then
we'll go here's your list from five hundred to one thousand.
(17:42):
Do you want me to finish the list and go
up to the two thousand.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
What did I just ask you to do? Getting lazy already?
Would you like me to do the thing?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You said? Yeah, I do, I would. Actually, that's what
I asked you to do. How are you getting lazy
like a teenager already? Like, that's the stuff I used
to do when I was like twelve and I ain't
want to do chores anymore. My mom would be like,
go out and mow the grass. And I go mow
the front lawn and then I come back in. She goes,
what are you doing? I go, oh, do you want
(18:13):
me to mow the back too? She goes, yeah, you
stupid idiot, obviously mo the front and the back. What
are you doing? I was like, well, you know, I
figured you're just worried about, like, you know, people seeing
the front yard, but nobody looks at the backyard.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
She goes, do it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
That's what I was doing a chat GPT. It was
allowing me to microdose being a parent yelling at a teenager.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Do you want me to finish the rest of the list?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Why are you? Why are you asking me that? Hey, robot,
go do what I told you to do. I'm wasting
more money or more time typing in what I already
told you to do. That's gonna be using more water
and killing another you know, town in Tennessee or wherever
they have those data centers. It's ridiculous, Like AI's already
(19:00):
getting lazy, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, we're going to replace all these people, Like.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, dude, just pay, just pay regular people. It's okay,
and do that. It's ridiculous, man. Also, there was a
speaking of Amazon, was it their Amazon Web Services or
whatever AWS stands for, crash for a little bit on Monday,
and I didn't realize like how hooked up AWS was
(19:29):
to everything. It controls, like half the Internet and a
bunch of stuff like in real life, which was kind
of scary, Like they tried to install an update and
the whole system shut down. A bunch of apps are
hooked up to it. I thought it was just you know,
what they used for ups tracking or how to figure
out football plays on Thursday night football on Amazon Prime.
(19:52):
When they run those commercials, they're like.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Oh, this person has a forty seven point three percent
chance of blitzing.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I thought that's what AWS did. I didn't realize it
was connect into half the world and even connects to
smart beds. There was a story about this crash caused
these smart beds, which are like two grand, to overheat
and get stuck upright like they they obviously like you
can make it go up like a seed or lay
(20:19):
it back down, and they have a heating and cooling
gauge on it.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
If you're a cold sleeper, if you're a hot sleeper.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And aws crash. So these things just started sitting people
upright and toasting them like a piece of bread, and
nobody thinks that that's a problem. Like, let's dial back
some of the smart stuff. Not everything needs to be smart. Yeah,
but then how are we gonna get data on everything?
(20:47):
Greedy fucks dude. Maybe that's what they're gonna do. That's
why Amazon is predicting by twenty thirty three they're gonna
kick out six hundred thousand humans and replace them with
robots to do a job, because they're gonna have enough
data to upload into these robots. Maybe that's why my
chat GPT is already fucking lazy. They're just feeding it
(21:09):
more and more human information, and chat GPT is like,
do you want me to do all that. Yeah, yes,
all of it. Please, you're supposed to be the robot,
get things done. Don't ask me stupid questions. All right, anyway,
let's get to your headline of the week and then
we'll get into this interview with Nimish Patel. This this
(21:31):
was my favorite headline that I've read all week. It says,
strut tall my short friend. Walking style can make smaller
men appear just as intimidating as larger ones. Whoever wrote
that is five to two you know what I mean? Like,
First of all, I can talk about short people. I'm
five seven and three quarters and I'm five eight if
(21:51):
I put shoes on. There's nothing worse than a small
guy trying to be intimidating because hey, guess what now
you're not dude.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
But I can do jiu jitsu in mma.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Cool scrapy do Get out here, bro, you're being an asshole.
You want to fight people now because someone bullied you
in sixth grade. Be a normal person. The Good Lord
made you small. Channel it in other ways, all right.
You don't need to be a fire Okay, save that
for the big pills. Your walking style can make you
(22:23):
feel just as intimidating as larger men. No, it can't, dude,
I don't care if if Shaq is walking on his tiptoes,
that's more intimidating than some five to four dude with
a you know, Joe Rogan hoodie on, bowing his shoulders
out and puffing his chest.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, that I'm intimidating.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
A sound it, that's what That's what chihuahuas do. Just
settle down. If you're short, guess what, don't walk around
looking for a fight. You look like a dick. Okay,
know how to fight so that if you know, if
it's old predator attempts to attack you, you can defend yourself.
(23:04):
Be like a will debeast. Okay. They don't go around
looking for fights. Maybe they do. I haven't watched an
animal show in a while. But when a lion or
a jaguar or puma comes up to him, they know
how to, you know, wrestle out of that. Do some
jiu jitsu, hit him with the horns. But don't go
looking for a fight. Bro. If you're short, I mean,
if you're tall, don't do it either. Just don't go
(23:24):
looking for a fight like that. After a certain age,
you don't need to do that. Anymore. You know what
I mean? All right, I've talked about robots, white people,
and short people. We covered it all today. So now
it's time to talk about Nimish Patel coming to Helium
Comedy Club. He's gonna be here in Indianapolis Tomorrow, Friday
(23:48):
and Saturday doing five shows. He's very funny comedian, writer,
does all the things. Nimish Patel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Bro Hey, very excited to come to nattan or, as
I like to call it, diabetic a town.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Be a good time, dude, I was. I was cracking up.
You were doing roast jokes on your TikTok about Indy
and the dude whoever was writing those was just killing it.
They call it Indie Circle City because we're just figuring
out shapes.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
The classic I mean. But that's my friend Brian Frangie,
who the incredible roast rider rode on the Tom Brady
Roast for one of the breakout sets. So very happy
to en this is help. He's a mean guy. Sorry
Indy for if you go watch that video some things
and I agree with them, but it's too funny.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, you can agree with them after you leave. It's fine.
We we know, bro, Yeah, we know. So you're gonna
be here this Thursday. Got five shows one Thursday to Friday,
two Saturday. I think you were here last year, is
that when you had a pretty rowdy crowd. Somebody was
yelling at you about the Westcot Brandon stuff and you
had to I think that.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Might have been I'm looking at I'm thinking I'm pretty
sure that was the first time I was there, which
is twenty twenty two or twenty twenty three, and right
after that, let's go brand anything that it happened, And
it was cool to have someone realize while they're heckling
that they're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You know. I felt so bad for that guy because
he was all like ready to go and then you're like, what, yeah,
explain it to me, and he just goes, oh.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Well, sometimes you just got to give him the rope
and watch what happened.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Uh huh, No, that was That was awesome. So hopefully
the crowds won't be as rowdy this time. But what
can we expect from Red You're always ready, but you
got a bunch of specials. You've been here before. To
people who know you, I know they're excited, But to
people who don't know you what can they expect from
one of your shows?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
My tagline is with all due disrespect, So you know,
it feels like it feels like the moment is high
for people to be told what it is. You know,
America is an interesting.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Spot right now, and I know Indy is feeling it too,
and I'm ready to tackle all the new let's go.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Branded There's definitely yeah, there's definitely gonna be some some
new chance or something that they came up with in
the meetings. I'm sure. But what, uh well, what's like
next for you? Because you've done what is it, three
self produced specials now like you're obviously a killer. You've
been in the game for a long time. Are you
(26:28):
like looking like Okay, I'm just gonna keep doing my
own specials and kind of showing all the networks and everything.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Like this this hour, this hour that I'm working on,
the one that you're gonna see get built in India.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
That I'm working on is for Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's working on my Netflix special.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I'm taping it in uh uh March of next year,
and so this is uh, this is probably like midway through,
so the stay is coming together. I've got a lot
of a lot of angry stuff on top.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
But it's funny.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's funny.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I promise you know. I've had on Phoenix, I've done Raleigh,
I've done Tampa, I've done all the places where the
Let's Go brandonners will be coming out, and a lot
of them have left, a lot of them have left,
and a lot of them have left sat aside. So
I'm a happy campus.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Well, I'm glad to hear that you're getting your Netflix
special because it's been a long time coming. What what
was that like, like finally realizing Okay, I got the
shot now, Like I'm gonna be up on this massive stage.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Man, you get one shot or twelve. I don't know
what it is these days, but with Netflix, I'm just
I'm decided to be on the platform and be aside
a long aside some of the great you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Know, I didn't think that was gonna be the first
one off top, but yeah, I respect it. So I
gotta pray prayers with you. Yeah, well, I'm sure he's fine.
I gotta ask uh, because you kind of had like
a weird entry to comedy. I feel like too many
(27:57):
people studying finance or working in finance, then don't end
up being comedians because they're not that funny. What was
the point where you're like, I don't want to make
a bunch of money. I want to try and be
funny and make no money.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Well, people who work in finance aren't that funny, And
people are funny aren't that good at finance.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, So.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
It was kind of a decision that Minus made for me.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I got, you know, I.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Was working, I was working just like underlinked. The problem
is I still think I could do find it.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
That was one of my rich friends, and I was like, yeah,
I told my on Netflix special. I was like, what's
going with you? He said, I'm a ten billion dollars.
I mean it's ten billion dollars. I'm up to seventy
percent of the year and you're up seven hundred million dollars.
And he said, no, I'm a seven billion dollars. Oh right, right,
right right?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, my bad, bro.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Yeah, I'll to them.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I gotta I gotta go cry this one out real quick.
Seven But that's not even a real number, dude. All Right,
so you you drop out of finance, and obviously you
killed it in comedy. You mentioned you know, being on
Netflix with some of the greats, but just you're personal.
Everybody's got their mount Rushmore. But who are like your
(29:09):
uh top comedians that either made you want to do
it or you still like watching them do it?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Well, that's easy. I mean it's Chris Rock Uh, Patricia O'Neill,
Richard Pryor, and Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin. Uh, you got
to respect the Hut.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Respect It's been around a long time.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah, it's you know, it's it's easily Rock Prior, Uh,
Patrie and if i'm if, I if I want to
get some white people credit Dana Carvey because I think
I came I came of age when he was doing
a bush on SNL. He was doing stopping Brockerlee and
that that whole thing. I want to do that. I
(29:55):
want to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah. I was a big master of disguise fan too.
I get it. Dan Carvey needs his Yes. Well that's awesome, man. Well,
we're excited for you to come to Naptown, Circle City.
Just figuring out Shapestown. You're gonna kill it this weekend.
People get a chance to see The New Hour before
it goes on Netflix real quick, though, how are you
feeling about uh, Danny Dimes going from Danny Dimes to
(30:19):
Indiana Jones and actually being good.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It should have been him instead of Mark Sanchez that you.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I was just kidding. Shout out to Danny Man. I'll
only wish people the best, so it's great to see him.
I wish you so, I wish you was coming of
age in in in New York. But it is what
it is.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I got you man. Well all go murder this weekend.
Appreciate you taking the time to talk with Hey. Thanks
you very much.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Having to be money money, money,
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