December 3, 2025 • 33 mins
Nick talks about airpods, Columbus, OH having the dumbest people on the planet, and has a conversation with comedian Drew Lynch
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mexico will speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. Thoughts Jordan, check.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check one two three. Welcome back. It's been a minute.
I hope your Thanksgiving was good. Hope everything's all right.
Welcome back the inside thoughts. I got a cool interview
for you at the end of the podcast with comedian
Drew Wench. She was super cool to talk to, So
get that for you at the end of the pod.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But how you doing. You're doing all right, dames, You
doing all right?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm wonderful, wonderful. That's British for living the dream, which
is adult for I want to kill myself. If you're
still working, huh yeah, it's it's tough out here being adult.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you're sitting around, first of all, don't fucking listen
to this podcast? What's the matter with you?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Where are your parents?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But also if you're sitting around thinking I can't wait
to be an adult, you stupid, dumb idiot. What's an adult?
All you gotta do is pay bills and do shit
you don't want to do. That's all that's what an
adult is.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Cuss you can cuss as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, he's been drinking some wine while we got.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh that was just okay, that's just being punched drunk
from work in forty hours today.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But yeah, it's like as a kid usually.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
This shooks. Wait till I'm an adult.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you have nobody to protect you. You just have
to do shit all the time. And it stinks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man. You just gotta put pants on and go do stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then you know, you read terrible things that are
happening on the internet, Like I'll read you this. Do
I need a fucking peanut gallery for every time I
stutter on here, I'm stupid and I'm speaking into a microphone.
We've mean one, this happened. Like, I'm not trying to
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get political. I really I don't care to be political,
but yeah, but I'm gonna United States Secretary of State
Marco Rubio Florida says that if Notre Dame gets into
the college football Playoff over Miami, President Donald Trump would
need to take over the College Football Playoff Committee and
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then put Miami in. I don't know about that one, Marco.
Quite frankly, since week one, Notre Dame's been the much
better team.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You're gay.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm just saying like this is politics. Are now stepping
into this because we can't figure out context. Everybody like
the new the new rankings came out. First of all,
Alabama jumps Notre Dame for what reason other than college
football playoff can and he loves the SEC.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I man a football is being played in the southeast
part of the United States.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Love it stupid? Alabama barely beat a shitty Auburn team,
but it's an iron ball. You wouldn't understand. I understand
Alabama played like shit, but they jump Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You want to know why.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because they got to protect them in the SEC championship game.
So even if Alabama loses with three losses, they still
have a chance to be in the playoff, which is dumb.
Like I understand protecting the sanctity of the conference championship
games because they do need to mean something, But if
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you're playing somebody like this. One's a perfect example Georgia,
regardless if they win or lose, they're in the playoffs. Okay,
they earn that throughout the season. But Alabama, they're on
the fringe.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
This championship game is more important. They need to win.
If they lose their fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're not like diminishing the championship game by like.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh, well, we don't want to. We don't want to
hinder a team just because they made their conference championship game.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, they need the game.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They looked like shit in the last one that they played,
and that's one thing. And then the other is Vanderbilt,
like we want to get into Shut the fuck out, Vanderbilt,
enjoy your ten win season. You're not getting in.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The playoffs BYU.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They you know, they don't played anybody all year. The
one game they did play, they lost, much like Notre Dame.
But hey, here's the thing. Notre Dame's first two losses,
first one at Miami, true red shirt freshman quarterback. They
lose by three points on the road, which, according to
Vegas's standards, is a wash. Three points is nothing on
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the road. Okay, Then at home to A and M
you know, make the extra point. But there were some
all that happened, like Notre Dame could have won that
game had a holding call, holding penalty been called, you
know what I mean. So it's like they they lost
those two games by combining four points and then beat
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the fuck out of everybody the rest of the season.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know if Notre Dame's gone. You want to
know what it comes down to?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Money and it always does, always comes down to money,
because I've read something that said because Notre Dame's not
in a conference, Like if a team goes to the
playoffs or they go to a bowl game and they're
in a conference, the rest of the conference gets a
percentage of what that team made from getting to whereever
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they went, just because they're in that conference. Notre Dame,
not in a conference, gets to keep all their money.
So even though Notre Dame went to the national championship
and lost, they still made the most money out of
anybody in the playoffs and all the other That's why
ACC's putting out hit pieces against Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Everybody else join the conference or shut up. You know
where that started.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The fucking heads of the conferences and all these presidents
and athletic directors of the schools who are pissed that
they're not making as much money as Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's a greed game, but sorry, we got a better deal. Also,
I said we like I went there at Aims. Did
I go to Notre Dame. I didn't some stupidest ship.
That's why I'm arguing that they should be in the
playoff right now. Anyway, if the president gets involved, though
we've we have a lot of problems. Trump definitely touched
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those kids. He's trying to give us everything. He listened what.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
He definitely did so I'm an immigrant.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Speak hold on, give your best American accent.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
It's not like I don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I want to stay in this country.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But in an American accident, it's not long enough. Okay.
See you're getting deported. You didn't pass the test.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Okay, I can do it better.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't want to get deported.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I want to stay in America.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
See now you get to say nobody nobody can tell
the difference. But anyway, he definitely touched those kids because
when the Epstein files started coming out, he was like, well,
you know there's aliens. Do you want to see the
JFK files? And then he want to step further and
he's like, okay, you want rush hour for? Do you
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want racism back in movies? I'll give you a rush
hour for. He did.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He called up the President of Paramount.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It was like, I need you to make rush Hour.
For Get Jackie Chan. You know what, I'm giving Trump
too much credit. No way, he knows Jackie Chan's name.
Get that Chinese guy and the black guy on screen.
I want to see it. And everybody was all happy
about that. But now he's still losing his base in
the South because you know, he may or may not
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have blown a horse or Bill Clinton.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So he's like, I'm gonna make sure an SEC team
gets in the playoffs. He's pulling out all the stops.
Pick did you just bite me? Do you want me
to stop doing the Trump Boys?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm sorry. You might not be an attention to you.
You might not be an attention to you.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm sorry, Pee, I'm sorry. I'll play with you in
fifteen minutes. Okay, fifteen minutes. You're a cat. You don't
know what time is anyway? Talking about nothing?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Uh? Do you have a good Thanksgiving? We had a nice,
chilled Thanksgiving weekend. Figured out how to make my mom's
meatball recipe for Thanksgiving, which was big for me. I
finally figured out how to cook something that was yeah,
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other than chicken and rice and you know, a bowl
of cereal Adam up there and they tasted good too.
My mom's recipe is top tier, so that was good.
And then Friday did a little quick twenty four hour trip.
Had to go to Ohio to Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
For a comedy show.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And it was pretty funny because like, I, you know,
lived in Akron for a while, been around Cleveland, I've
heard of Chagrin Falls. I had never been there before,
so I didn't really know what it was like. But
we pull up and you know, it's snowing a whole
bunch and it you know, it's a nice, quaint little
town and you look outside you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like, oh, this is like a nice little Hallmark town.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And then we got into the show and it was
just all white people at I take that back. There
were two Mexican people sitting on the side and I
was looking at him like, y'all feel safe, but you
know I was. I got a joke about like the
difference between how white people make small talk and how
black people make small talk. And when I was doing
this joke, it was the first thing like they were
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looking at me like I had snakes coming out of
my ears. I was like, do you guys have black
people in Chagrin Falls, and this old age must have
been eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Sitting up in the front. She goes, we see them
on TV.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Does that count.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was like, Jesus Christ, Okay, so that's the.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Nice people in Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Like it was weird because the bar was like split
into two rooms, and the mic in the stage was
like in the middle of the split rooms, and one
side had lights on and people under the age of
fifty on one side, and then on the other side
the lights were off and it was all ninety year
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old white people that lived in Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The people on the left were having a good time
and it was fun and they were laughing for all
the correct reasons. And then the people on the right.
I had to keep going, please don't shoot me. I
know you guys have guns. Please let me make it out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I have a cat at home she wants me to
play with her.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But it was it was a good time. And then
I came home and just chilled the rest of the weekend.
And uh, it was cool because my birthday was on
Sunday and Ames made.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
My birthday feel special.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm just saying, actually, sit right.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Here are you actually joking? I fucking woke up. I
set an alarm for whatever time it was seven, really quietly,
so it wouldn't weigh you up. I crept out. I
put candles in your cake. I blot fifteen balloons and
nearly passed out. I had all your fucking presents ready
on the sofa. You're a miserable gear.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I love you. No, Eames made Ames made my birthday
really good. It was nice. I felt the warmth inside
my chest and it was nice. And she also, here's
the thing, so aim like, anytime I pull my headphones
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out to go to the gym, she looks at them
with such just disgusted and disdain because they're well, what
do you gotta say?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Because one that'd dirty, they need cleaning. And secondly, they
also were like three dollars seventy.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
All right, you're done, go good.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So yeah, I got a pair of like Walmart, you know,
bluetooth headphones that cost ten bucks. So guess what if
they break or I lose them, I'll get a fuck.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I have ten dollars bluetooth.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Headphone month, go get it out. I bought at least
twelve pairs of these headphones. Because I lose them all
the time over the last I don't know, five six years.
Buy them all the time, doesn't matter. But Ames just
looks at him, just disgusted every time she sees him.
So for my birthday, she got me some air pods
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and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
This is really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Like I always see people with AirPods, but like I'd
never you know, I never wanted them because I was
just like, too expensive for me. I'm gonna lose them.
It's gonna piss me off because I bought them. But
now that somebody else has paid for him, I can
lose them and I won't give.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But I'll tell you what the thing about these AirPods.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
As soon as I put them in my ears, I
felt like a rich white woman. You could not tell
me shit walking down the street i put them in.
I was walking down to the comedy club tonight. You
couldn't tell. I felt I'm better than you. If you're
listening right now and you don't have AirPods, I am
so much better than you, it's not even funny. I
was walking and here's the best part. You can take
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phone calls on these saying, look, I'm explaining AirPods to what.
I'm sorry, I'm poor. This is the first time I've
had some rich person shit before. But you can take
phone calls on them. So my buddy calls me up
and I got my beat over my head and over
my ear, so you can't see the AirPods. I'm walking
down the street having a fall on conversation like an asshole.
But here's the thing. Nobody came up to me and
talked to me because they thought I was insane. I
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just got to walk down the street. Nobody made eye contact.
Everybody was moving out of the way on the sidewalk.
It was beautiful, big fan of air pods. And who
do I have to thank for that?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Ames? Yeah? So it was uh, it was good man,
it was good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I forgot to mention when we were driving to Ohio,
we were sitting in traffic for Aames, you got something
on your chin. I'm not looking at you on your
chin right side? How are you missing it? There you go?
You got fun on your chin? Yeah, no, there's no
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as you got it off. Don't have food in your face.
I'm not gonna look at you and talk to you
when you got that, all right? Redacted like the files.
There's nothing on her face, just like that little kid.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Anyway, So we're driving.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We're driving Ohio for this stand up show, and we're
driving through Columbus. By the way, Columbus, Ohio has some
of the stupidest people I've ever seen in my entire life.
So we're driving on Friday, Friday after thanks having Black Friday.
We're sitting in traffic for forty five minutes on the highway.
Forty five minutes on this hideway and we were going
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two miles an hour on the highway.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Guess what not supposed to go?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That slong the highway and I'm losing my fucking mind.
Ames is tired of hearing about my road rage because
we get in the car and as soon as I
start bitching about how somebody's driving, she goes, no, not
having that, not having that a whole drive. So she's
kind of tuning out, and I'm talking to myself when
I'm going Ames, well, what do you think this is?
Do you think this is just a wreck, this is
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why there's traffic. Do you think people don't know how
to merge? Or do you think it's nothing?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
So we didn't know if the snow was causing shit.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It wasn't snow in that bad. People in Ohio know
how to drive in the snow. So sitting wround So
I'm like, I bet you it's nothing, because nine times
out of ten, when there's traffic, you'll just you'll be
sitting and traffic and then all of a sudden it
opens up and you're like, for what, nobody made a
nine to one one call. We were all just driving
like fucking morons. Anyway, So we get up finally, like
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past the traffic, we start moving and I look and
there is a I shit you not two mile line
to get onto the exit to go to the Outwits
in Columbus. And we were driving by and I was like,
no fucking way. People are waiting on the highway to
get off the exit to go to the Outwits for
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Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And it was so the place was so packed.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
There was like a Harley Davidson Oh no, probably half
a mile away from the outlets. People were parking there,
getting out of their cars and walking to the outlets,
doing all that for ten dollars off of shirt, twenty
dollars off AirPods. Am, is this where you got my
AirPods from huh some of the stupidest people, same people
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that are the Ohio State Rights. That's what you were doing.
Dumbest secks of shit on the planet, like that stuff
right there. You should just be disqualified from doing certain things,
you know what I mean? Oh, I can't wait to
make a family. Did you sit in line to try
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and get into the outlets on Black Friday in twenty
twenty five?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah? Sorry, snipping your nuts, buddy. You can't no kids
for you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So stupid? Like what are you going to the outlets
for a brick and mortar? Like, shout out to you
for trying to go to an actual store. So maybe,
like you know, chip away at some of Jeff Bezos's
yacht money. But the first sign of traffic, if I'm
going to a store, I'm turning around and ordering it,
you know what I mean? These people are like, no,
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I don't have anything to do, so I'm just gonna
sit my car, just gonna sit my car.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
What Why does Why does that bother.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You so much that people are that stupid?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
But it like doesn't affect you.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It literally did the traffic affected twenty minutes of the trip.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Piss me off, but you.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Like let it affect the last two hours of the drive.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I don't really, probably because I have anger problems.
I also I just don't like seeing people do stupid stuff,
Like when we were at Thanksgiving. You know you always
have like funny, ridiculous Thanksgiving family arguments, nothing like you're
out of the will. It's nothing like that. It's just
like dumb stupid shit. We're sitting around at the Thanksgiving
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table and my cousin goes, dude, have you guys, you
guys ever heard AI music? And like I already hate AI?
He said that, and I just like turn my head.
I was like, are you out of your fucking mind?
You don't listen to that stuff?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
He goes, dude, they got everything, Dude, you can listen
to Dude. You ever wonder what like fifty cent would
sound like if he was, you know, from nineteen forty,
No Joe, because I have fifty cent now, bro, And
he made the Diddy documentary.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, everything happened the way, dude, I'm telling you need
to listen to AI music. And normally, well, my cousin says,
like some dumb shit, I'll look at his wife, and
she'll just kind of go, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
But I looked at her and she was like, no,
it's really good.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I was like, fuck, Like that kind of shit drives
me up the wall, Like you're gonna be that dumb
You're listening to music made by a computer, not even
like techno or EDM or something like somebody made the
EDM and the techno. You're listening to a computer program
spit out computer poo poop.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
And he was like, dude, you'll say it's good. Well, Nikki,
it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I was like, Joe, you think mermaids are real? Bro,
I'm not listening to you. And then like that got
me heated, but I calmed down a little bit. But
then he was fucking with me and he knew it
pissed me off. He sent me like ten different like
Spotify winks for his favorite AI songs. I was like,
I'm gonna waste my mind. That shit pisses me off.
I don't know why it does, but maybe I need
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to go to a therapist and just kind of explore
that mean thing that Yeah, maybe, but it's just one
of those things that drives.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Me out the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Anyway, Oh this uh has caught me off guard today,
like I'm not normally I don't ever like age doesn't
hit me, you know what I mean, Like you feel
old sometimes like oh my beck hurts or well I
got into jesh, But like age done. Really, I saw
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this thing today, like it really hit me. On this
date in nineteen ninety two, the first text message was sent.
It was sent from a software engineer from a computer
to a phone that probably weighed about as much as
a sack of potatoes, and it said Merry Christmas. Isn't
that festive? The first text message was sent in nineteen
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ninety two. I am as old as text messages. That's
like some weird shit you hear, Like, hey, you know
George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like, get the fuck out of here. I'm as old
as text messages.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Shout out to all my nineteen ninety two babies. That
just kind of fucked me up a little bit. But
you know, maybe I'll go have a midlife crisis and
buy an expensive car. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing
about being born in nineteen ninety two and being an
adult now, I don't have the money to buy an
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expensive cars. So we'll just have to play my video games.
All right, let's get to your headline of the week.
Open AI is ready to roll out ads in chat
GPT responses. As if you didn't know how greedy these
people were. Now, come on, man, you're gonna hey tell
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me when the first text message was sent? Well, it
was actually on this date in nineteen ninety two. By
the way, do you know that Burger King is now
serving up chargrill Burgers?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, dude, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Like how much more advertising space can they stick in? Oh? Pig,
you look into the ghosties? All right, I gotta play.
I gotta play with my cat. But here, let's get
to this interview with very funny comedian Drew Lynch.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Nick.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It'll be a very bloated knee, but it'll be me.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I was about say, did you work this weekend out
to come home for Thanksgiving? So you just, you know,
take a couple of times and go up on stage
all weekend? Or how did that happen?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
A couple a.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Couple of tomes is so funny? Yeah, yeah, I put
it in my contract. I was like, have the bottle
ready I needed.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
On stage while I'm up there, that's what's up.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, it's actually this is the first weekend that I've
I've gotten to work while the while the holiday was happening,
So it just kind of actually lined up lined up. Well,
you know, Thanksgiving was on a Thursday this year, so
I was able to make it work.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Dude. That's uh, that's perfect man, because everybody's going to
be in town visiting their family then come out and
see you.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know, we.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Already got two shows sold out, the early show Friday
and Saturday. But wait show Friday, wait show Saturday, and
then the show on Sunday. We still got tickets, so
make sure you go get those because Drew, you have
had an awesome career. Like, I'm not sure if people
remember you from America's Got Talent or they follow you
on social media, but you just dropped a special last year,
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short king, how has life kind of gone? Or like
when you take a look back, do you ever think
that that kid that was on America's Got Talent would
be where he is right now?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I honestly I didn't think that it would. You know,
I didn't think I'd get as far in that show
as I did. You know, it was kind of like
a yeah, I mean it was just like that. You know,
he just kept showing up and you know, people vote
for you, and you're you know, you have no idea
how it's going to go and if you're translating to
happening on screen and stuff. But I think that show
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was such a fantastic did such a fantastic job about
kind of telling my backstory, you know, history of stuttering
and how it's kind of given me a nice platform
to be able to tell my story and do comedy
along with it. And then after that everything just kind
of translated to uh, you know, putting a lot of
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our work into online stuff and social media and using
that as a tool, and people have kept up with us.
So it's it's been really cool. And I love the
fact that I'm from Indiana. Everybody here's always so nice
and and so genuine, So I love it.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, we're Uh so you were born in Indiana and
then uh it said you grew up in Vegas. Now
you have in La Where do your sports alliances? Uh? Why?
Because I think that's what people in India care most about.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, I know, and everyone can be rest assured that
I'm a cold Sam and you.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Know, my dad went to Dad went to IU.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm a signetic guy, and you know, it's awesome to
see what everybody's doing for the town of Indianapolis, you know,
Tyresee and and Caitlin Clark. Like I, you know, I
was watching my wife and I when the Pacers were
in the finals.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
For Game seven, my wife.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And I had to we had to find a TV
station in Romania.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We were in Romania the whole well.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Out there for yeah, out there for out there was
a vacation and some shows and then we just like,
you know, I was like, we're but talking to people
who like they have no idea even what basketball is
in Romania. Might try to complain to them like we
need like first of all, I don't know if you know,
like I need you to find a television and I
need I need the Pacers to.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Be on that television.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
And then you know, it was just like it was
just I was like it was tough just to look
like the most American to just be like I need this,
I need I need my beer, I need my I need.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My sports, and they're just like.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, yeah, we we bake fresh.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Bread here in the lobby. But I don't know what
you're happening.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So it's like, you know, it was. It was devastating
to see that go down, but it's.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Still really really cool to see.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh you know how special of a sports town it's become.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know, we're like the epicenter of sports right now
with the Colts being good and like you said, Katelin
Clara Caliburton and Pacers made the run and now you know,
the Indiana donors are allowed to give money to the
players so that they're actually good because people people don't
realize Indiana's got some money. Man, we just weren't allowed
to cheat like they were doing in the SEC.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, dude, yeah exactly. It's like we've people would like
to think we have little brother energy. It's just like, no,
it's just our dad didn't give us money.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's what it is, man. But that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So I want to ask you because like the Pinnacle,
I feel like of every comedian is to shoot a
special like and yours. First of all, I got to
ask because you named it short King, how tall are you?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm five four? Thanks for saying it that way. Some people,
how sometiple say how short are you well, short, are
you just to say my relationship is to the ground
and not to the sky.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm five eight dude.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I just I had to know, man, because I get
the Short King too. So I appreciate you making me dud.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah, now we'll walk. We'll walk side by side. Should
have done his interview in person?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Devastating or a wasted opportunity to make you look great, dude.
Now send it out the potential job prospect and look
out tall this guy is you can reach any microphone
you ask him to talk into.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I appreciate you making me feel good today. I'm gonna
take that little confidence boosh with me forever. Man, I've
never felt so long. But I wanted to know, like
what was it like, uh, you know, getting the camera
set up? How like you wanted the special to look
like in your mind? And what what was that process like?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah? So Short King is U.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Short King was a SPECIALIZ shot last year and then
I shot I shot on most recent one called The
Stuttering Comedian This that mount over the summer that when
was shot in February, And honestly, it's like it's it's
if you work with the same people who kind of
know your tendencies and they know what you're particular about.
Like I think it's uh, it's become so so much
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more important to stay close with the people you enjoy
working with. Like you know, a career is a usually
long period of time, and so I usually work with
people are people that are people that I respect, people
that are friends of mine, people who I know need opportunities.
I'm always looking for a new opportunity these sure, but
I love the idea of someone who just kind of
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knows what it is that I'm that I'm looking for.
We talk about like how we want it to work.
We talk about what's gonna be self deprecating about it.
I always that's usually the first question I asked because
I never want to take myself too seriously, So we're
always talking about, like how can I make fun of myself,
you know, And there's so much like there's so much
like hostility and toxicity like in the world, and it
(29:25):
gets overblown like in the media. Sure, but at the
same time, people are on edge always, so if I
can make myself the target so other people can feel like,
you know, their guard is work down a little bit,
like you know, I'm you know, I'm just whatever, dude.
I'm just like a regular, just Midwest kid. And you know,
I like to I make fun of my heigh, I
make fun of my my stutter, and make fun of
fact my my wife's collar than me.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
She's super hot.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
She's like way out of my lead. Like there's all
these things that are just like you know, it's it's
it's nice to just feel like you can be human
and and and people can hopefully feel like they can
be compelled to feel human as well. So that's usually
what I want to have hap and in the specials,
and I usually don't want there to be any like
you know, no no no, no flamethrowers or fireworks or
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lions in a cage or anything crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I just want it to be.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
About the about the material. If I'm doing my job
as a comic, then hopefully the material.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Is just is just good enough.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, well said bro.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And I really appreciate that you're trying to, you know,
loosen up wife right now, because you are right, especially
with people going into Thanksgiving, there's going to be some
arguments around the table. But this is the perfect way
to you come see a Drew Winz show this weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And everything.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, will you just stick down in the house this weekend,
come to my show if you want.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I do got to ask you one more question for
I let you go because I know you're busy, but
you're talking about your wife and she got you on
this social media trend that's going around. The only reason
I bring it up is because my girlfriend got me
on it. The do you want to explain what what
the social media?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I mean, I don't think either of us want to
explain because both of us were duped. But it's what
has to happen for for this first end this interview.
But I like, I it sucks because this friggin you know,
apparently my wife's always like on like, she's on social
media a bunch. I'm not on social media a lot.
And there's this trend where your wife or your your girlfriend,
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they'll like, they'll bring up the camera and they'll say
into the camera like, you know, these are things that
my husband and I have stuck up our butts and
then she says me nothing. And then separately, so separately
of you being in the car or wherever you are,
she'll just ask you something like, hey, what are some
things you take to work? Or you know what what what?
What do you what do you plan on lifting at
the gym? And then you just kind of like you
(31:38):
go through like whatever the routine is, and incidentally, she'll
stitch it together. And those are the things that go
up your butt. And I'm okay with the video being made.
I'm okay with the video being made, but don't don't
use it at don't use it as evidence for me
in the future to be like, no, you said, you said,
this is.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
What you wanted.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's not even our anniversary, dude, just give it a beat.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I was gonna ask, like, what question your wife asked you?
My girlfriend asked me, uh, how what sports equipment have
I owned in my wifetime? And I was like a
baseball bad baseball man cleats and she was just cracking up,
and I was like, what's so funny?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
And then yeah, I saw the end.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
That's a good one. That's sucks. That's tough.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
He asked me, what I'm supposed to bring on bring
on a plane? And those are a little bit more
compact items. Yours have got some youres have got some
some lengths to him, my friend, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
See you got me back for the five four comment. Okay,
we're even now, that's what it is, dude. Well, hey, Drew,
I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me.
I know you're gonna murder this weekend. Well, guys said.
Two shows are already sold out for Drew Wins this
weekend at Helium Comedy Club. Go get the rest of
the tickets before they're all gone. It'll make for a
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nice end of the Thanksgiving weekend. Drew, Do you have
anything you want to promote for what you get out
of here?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
No? I mean it's just I'm on tour always, which
got comminate at thet you Lynch as you make it
picture of Vened, Mexico.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Money for gout, money we got money for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
We got money for
Mexico will speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. Thoughts Jordan, check.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check one two three. Welcome back. It's been a minute.
I hope your Thanksgiving was good. Hope everything's all right.
Welcome back the inside thoughts. I got a cool interview
for you at the end of the podcast with comedian
Drew Wench. She was super cool to talk to, So
get that for you at the end of the pod.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But how you doing. You're doing all right, dames, You
doing all right?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm wonderful, wonderful. That's British for living the dream, which
is adult for I want to kill myself. If you're
still working, huh yeah, it's it's tough out here being adult.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kids.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you're sitting around, first of all, don't fucking listen
to this podcast? What's the matter with you?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Where are your parents?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But also if you're sitting around thinking I can't wait
to be an adult, you stupid, dumb idiot. What's an adult?
All you gotta do is pay bills and do shit
you don't want to do. That's all that's what an
adult is.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Cuss you can cuss as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, he's been drinking some wine while we got.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh that was just okay, that's just being punched drunk
from work in forty hours today.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But yeah, it's like as a kid usually.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I can't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
This shooks. Wait till I'm an adult.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you have nobody to protect you. You just have
to do shit all the time. And it stinks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man. You just gotta put pants on and go do stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then you know, you read terrible things that are
happening on the internet, Like I'll read you this. Do
I need a fucking peanut gallery for every time I
stutter on here, I'm stupid and I'm speaking into a microphone.
We've mean one, this happened. Like, I'm not trying to
(02:06):
get political. I really I don't care to be political,
but yeah, but I'm gonna United States Secretary of State
Marco Rubio Florida says that if Notre Dame gets into
the college football Playoff over Miami, President Donald Trump would
need to take over the College Football Playoff Committee and
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then put Miami in. I don't know about that one, Marco.
Quite frankly, since week one, Notre Dame's been the much
better team.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
You're gay.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm just saying like this is politics. Are now stepping
into this because we can't figure out context. Everybody like
the new the new rankings came out. First of all,
Alabama jumps Notre Dame for what reason other than college
football playoff can and he loves the SEC.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I man a football is being played in the southeast
part of the United States.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Love it stupid? Alabama barely beat a shitty Auburn team,
but it's an iron ball. You wouldn't understand. I understand
Alabama played like shit, but they jump Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You want to know why.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Because they got to protect them in the SEC championship game.
So even if Alabama loses with three losses, they still
have a chance to be in the playoff, which is dumb.
Like I understand protecting the sanctity of the conference championship
games because they do need to mean something, But if
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you're playing somebody like this. One's a perfect example Georgia,
regardless if they win or lose, they're in the playoffs. Okay,
they earn that throughout the season. But Alabama, they're on
the fringe.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
This championship game is more important. They need to win.
If they lose their fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You're not like diminishing the championship game by like.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh, well, we don't want to. We don't want to
hinder a team just because they made their conference championship game.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, they need the game.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They looked like shit in the last one that they played,
and that's one thing. And then the other is Vanderbilt,
like we want to get into Shut the fuck out, Vanderbilt,
enjoy your ten win season. You're not getting in.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The playoffs BYU.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They you know, they don't played anybody all year. The
one game they did play, they lost, much like Notre Dame.
But hey, here's the thing. Notre Dame's first two losses,
first one at Miami, true red shirt freshman quarterback. They
lose by three points on the road, which, according to
Vegas's standards, is a wash. Three points is nothing on
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the road. Okay, Then at home to A and M
you know, make the extra point. But there were some
all that happened, like Notre Dame could have won that
game had a holding call, holding penalty been called, you
know what I mean. So it's like they they lost
those two games by combining four points and then beat
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the fuck out of everybody the rest of the season.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know if Notre Dame's gone. You want to
know what it comes down to?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Money and it always does, always comes down to money,
because I've read something that said because Notre Dame's not
in a conference, Like if a team goes to the
playoffs or they go to a bowl game and they're
in a conference, the rest of the conference gets a
percentage of what that team made from getting to whereever
(05:41):
they went, just because they're in that conference. Notre Dame,
not in a conference, gets to keep all their money.
So even though Notre Dame went to the national championship
and lost, they still made the most money out of
anybody in the playoffs and all the other That's why
ACC's putting out hit pieces against Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Everybody else join the conference or shut up. You know
where that started.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The fucking heads of the conferences and all these presidents
and athletic directors of the schools who are pissed that
they're not making as much money as Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's a greed game, but sorry, we got a better deal. Also,
I said we like I went there at Aims. Did
I go to Notre Dame. I didn't some stupidest ship.
That's why I'm arguing that they should be in the
playoff right now. Anyway, if the president gets involved, though
we've we have a lot of problems. Trump definitely touched
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those kids. He's trying to give us everything. He listened what.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
He definitely did so I'm an immigrant.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Speak hold on, give your best American accent.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
It's not like I don't know what to say.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I want to stay in this country.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But in an American accident, it's not long enough. Okay.
See you're getting deported. You didn't pass the test.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Okay, I can do it better.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't want to get deported.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I want to stay in America.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
See now you get to say nobody nobody can tell
the difference. But anyway, he definitely touched those kids because
when the Epstein files started coming out, he was like, well,
you know there's aliens. Do you want to see the
JFK files? And then he want to step further and
he's like, okay, you want rush hour for? Do you
(07:38):
want racism back in movies? I'll give you a rush
hour for. He did.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He called up the President of Paramount.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It was like, I need you to make rush Hour.
For Get Jackie Chan. You know what, I'm giving Trump
too much credit. No way, he knows Jackie Chan's name.
Get that Chinese guy and the black guy on screen.
I want to see it. And everybody was all happy
about that. But now he's still losing his base in
the South because you know, he may or may not
(08:07):
have blown a horse or Bill Clinton.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So he's like, I'm gonna make sure an SEC team
gets in the playoffs. He's pulling out all the stops.
Pick did you just bite me? Do you want me
to stop doing the Trump Boys?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm sorry. You might not be an attention to you.
You might not be an attention to you.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm sorry, Pee, I'm sorry. I'll play with you in
fifteen minutes. Okay, fifteen minutes. You're a cat. You don't
know what time is anyway? Talking about nothing?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Uh? Do you have a good Thanksgiving? We had a nice,
chilled Thanksgiving weekend. Figured out how to make my mom's
meatball recipe for Thanksgiving, which was big for me. I
finally figured out how to cook something that was yeah,
(08:55):
other than chicken and rice and you know, a bowl
of cereal Adam up there and they tasted good too.
My mom's recipe is top tier, so that was good.
And then Friday did a little quick twenty four hour trip.
Had to go to Ohio to Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
For a comedy show.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And it was pretty funny because like, I, you know,
lived in Akron for a while, been around Cleveland, I've
heard of Chagrin Falls. I had never been there before,
so I didn't really know what it was like. But
we pull up and you know, it's snowing a whole
bunch and it you know, it's a nice, quaint little
town and you look outside you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like, oh, this is like a nice little Hallmark town.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And then we got into the show and it was
just all white people at I take that back. There
were two Mexican people sitting on the side and I
was looking at him like, y'all feel safe, but you
know I was. I got a joke about like the
difference between how white people make small talk and how
black people make small talk. And when I was doing
this joke, it was the first thing like they were
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looking at me like I had snakes coming out of
my ears. I was like, do you guys have black
people in Chagrin Falls, and this old age must have
been eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Sitting up in the front. She goes, we see them
on TV.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Does that count.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was like, Jesus Christ, Okay, so that's the.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Nice people in Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Like it was weird because the bar was like split
into two rooms, and the mic in the stage was
like in the middle of the split rooms, and one
side had lights on and people under the age of
fifty on one side, and then on the other side
the lights were off and it was all ninety year
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old white people that lived in Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The people on the left were having a good time
and it was fun and they were laughing for all
the correct reasons. And then the people on the right.
I had to keep going, please don't shoot me. I
know you guys have guns. Please let me make it out.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I have a cat at home she wants me to
play with her.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But it was it was a good time. And then
I came home and just chilled the rest of the weekend.
And uh, it was cool because my birthday was on
Sunday and Ames made.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
My birthday feel special.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm just saying, actually, sit right.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Here are you actually joking? I fucking woke up. I
set an alarm for whatever time it was seven, really quietly,
so it wouldn't weigh you up. I crept out. I
put candles in your cake. I blot fifteen balloons and
nearly passed out. I had all your fucking presents ready
on the sofa. You're a miserable gear.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I love you. No, Eames made Ames made my birthday
really good. It was nice. I felt the warmth inside
my chest and it was nice. And she also, here's
the thing, so aim like, anytime I pull my headphones
(12:04):
out to go to the gym, she looks at them
with such just disgusted and disdain because they're well, what
do you gotta say?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Because one that'd dirty, they need cleaning. And secondly, they
also were like three dollars seventy.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
All right, you're done, go good.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So yeah, I got a pair of like Walmart, you know,
bluetooth headphones that cost ten bucks. So guess what if
they break or I lose them, I'll get a fuck.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I have ten dollars bluetooth.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Headphone month, go get it out. I bought at least
twelve pairs of these headphones. Because I lose them all
the time over the last I don't know, five six years.
Buy them all the time, doesn't matter. But Ames just
looks at him, just disgusted every time she sees him.
So for my birthday, she got me some air pods
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and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
This is really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Like I always see people with AirPods, but like I'd
never you know, I never wanted them because I was
just like, too expensive for me. I'm gonna lose them.
It's gonna piss me off because I bought them. But
now that somebody else has paid for him, I can
lose them and I won't give.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But I'll tell you what the thing about these AirPods.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
As soon as I put them in my ears, I
felt like a rich white woman. You could not tell
me shit walking down the street i put them in.
I was walking down to the comedy club tonight. You
couldn't tell. I felt I'm better than you. If you're
listening right now and you don't have AirPods, I am
so much better than you, it's not even funny. I
was walking and here's the best part. You can take
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phone calls on these saying, look, I'm explaining AirPods to what.
I'm sorry, I'm poor. This is the first time I've
had some rich person shit before. But you can take
phone calls on them. So my buddy calls me up
and I got my beat over my head and over
my ear, so you can't see the AirPods. I'm walking
down the street having a fall on conversation like an asshole.
But here's the thing. Nobody came up to me and
talked to me because they thought I was insane. I
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just got to walk down the street. Nobody made eye contact.
Everybody was moving out of the way on the sidewalk.
It was beautiful, big fan of air pods. And who
do I have to thank for that?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Ames? Yeah? So it was uh, it was good man,
it was good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I forgot to mention when we were driving to Ohio,
we were sitting in traffic for Aames, you got something
on your chin. I'm not looking at you on your
chin right side? How are you missing it? There you go?
You got fun on your chin? Yeah, no, there's no
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as you got it off. Don't have food in your face.
I'm not gonna look at you and talk to you
when you got that, all right? Redacted like the files.
There's nothing on her face, just like that little kid.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Anyway, So we're driving.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We're driving Ohio for this stand up show, and we're
driving through Columbus. By the way, Columbus, Ohio has some
of the stupidest people I've ever seen in my entire life.
So we're driving on Friday, Friday after thanks having Black Friday.
We're sitting in traffic for forty five minutes on the highway.
Forty five minutes on this hideway and we were going
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two miles an hour on the highway.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Guess what not supposed to go?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That slong the highway and I'm losing my fucking mind.
Ames is tired of hearing about my road rage because
we get in the car and as soon as I
start bitching about how somebody's driving, she goes, no, not
having that, not having that a whole drive. So she's
kind of tuning out, and I'm talking to myself when
I'm going Ames, well, what do you think this is?
Do you think this is just a wreck, this is
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why there's traffic. Do you think people don't know how
to merge? Or do you think it's nothing?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
So we didn't know if the snow was causing shit.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It wasn't snow in that bad. People in Ohio know
how to drive in the snow. So sitting wround So
I'm like, I bet you it's nothing, because nine times
out of ten, when there's traffic, you'll just you'll be
sitting and traffic and then all of a sudden it
opens up and you're like, for what, nobody made a
nine to one one call. We were all just driving
like fucking morons. Anyway, So we get up finally, like
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past the traffic, we start moving and I look and
there is a I shit you not two mile line
to get onto the exit to go to the Outwits
in Columbus. And we were driving by and I was like,
no fucking way. People are waiting on the highway to
get off the exit to go to the Outwits for
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Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
And it was so the place was so packed.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
There was like a Harley Davidson Oh no, probably half
a mile away from the outlets. People were parking there,
getting out of their cars and walking to the outlets,
doing all that for ten dollars off of shirt, twenty
dollars off AirPods. Am, is this where you got my
AirPods from huh some of the stupidest people, same people
(17:19):
that are the Ohio State Rights. That's what you were doing.
Dumbest secks of shit on the planet, like that stuff
right there. You should just be disqualified from doing certain things,
you know what I mean? Oh, I can't wait to
make a family. Did you sit in line to try
(17:41):
and get into the outlets on Black Friday in twenty
twenty five?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah? Sorry, snipping your nuts, buddy. You can't no kids
for you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So stupid? Like what are you going to the outlets
for a brick and mortar? Like, shout out to you
for trying to go to an actual store. So maybe,
like you know, chip away at some of Jeff Bezos's
yacht money. But the first sign of traffic, if I'm
going to a store, I'm turning around and ordering it,
you know what I mean? These people are like, no,
(18:13):
I don't have anything to do, so I'm just gonna
sit my car, just gonna sit my car.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
What Why does Why does that bother.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You so much that people are that stupid?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
But it like doesn't affect you.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It literally did the traffic affected twenty minutes of the trip.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Piss me off, but you.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Like let it affect the last two hours of the drive.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And I don't really, probably because I have anger problems.
I also I just don't like seeing people do stupid stuff,
Like when we were at Thanksgiving. You know you always
have like funny, ridiculous Thanksgiving family arguments, nothing like you're
out of the will. It's nothing like that. It's just
like dumb stupid shit. We're sitting around at the Thanksgiving
(18:59):
table and my cousin goes, dude, have you guys, you
guys ever heard AI music? And like I already hate AI?
He said that, and I just like turn my head.
I was like, are you out of your fucking mind?
You don't listen to that stuff?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
He goes, dude, they got everything, Dude, you can listen
to Dude. You ever wonder what like fifty cent would
sound like if he was, you know, from nineteen forty,
No Joe, because I have fifty cent now, bro, And
he made the Diddy documentary.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, everything happened the way, dude, I'm telling you need
to listen to AI music. And normally, well, my cousin says,
like some dumb shit, I'll look at his wife, and
she'll just kind of go, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
But I looked at her and she was like, no,
it's really good.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I was like, fuck, Like that kind of shit drives
me up the wall, Like you're gonna be that dumb
You're listening to music made by a computer, not even
like techno or EDM or something like somebody made the
EDM and the techno. You're listening to a computer program
spit out computer poo poop.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
And he was like, dude, you'll say it's good. Well, Nikki,
it's good.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I was like, Joe, you think mermaids are real? Bro,
I'm not listening to you. And then like that got
me heated, but I calmed down a little bit. But
then he was fucking with me and he knew it
pissed me off. He sent me like ten different like
Spotify winks for his favorite AI songs. I was like,
I'm gonna waste my mind. That shit pisses me off.
I don't know why it does, but maybe I need
(20:31):
to go to a therapist and just kind of explore
that mean thing that Yeah, maybe, but it's just one
of those things that drives.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Me out the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Anyway, Oh this uh has caught me off guard today,
like I'm not normally I don't ever like age doesn't
hit me, you know what I mean, Like you feel
old sometimes like oh my beck hurts or well I
got into jesh, But like age done. Really, I saw
(21:03):
this thing today, like it really hit me. On this
date in nineteen ninety two, the first text message was sent.
It was sent from a software engineer from a computer
to a phone that probably weighed about as much as
a sack of potatoes, and it said Merry Christmas. Isn't
that festive? The first text message was sent in nineteen
(21:25):
ninety two. I am as old as text messages. That's
like some weird shit you hear, Like, hey, you know
George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Like, get the fuck out of here. I'm as old
as text messages.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Shout out to all my nineteen ninety two babies. That
just kind of fucked me up a little bit. But
you know, maybe I'll go have a midlife crisis and
buy an expensive car. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing
about being born in nineteen ninety two and being an
adult now, I don't have the money to buy an
(21:59):
expensive cars. So we'll just have to play my video games.
All right, let's get to your headline of the week.
Open AI is ready to roll out ads in chat
GPT responses. As if you didn't know how greedy these
people were. Now, come on, man, you're gonna hey tell
(22:24):
me when the first text message was sent? Well, it
was actually on this date in nineteen ninety two. By
the way, do you know that Burger King is now
serving up chargrill Burgers?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, dude, that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Like how much more advertising space can they stick in? Oh? Pig,
you look into the ghosties? All right, I gotta play.
I gotta play with my cat. But here, let's get
to this interview with very funny comedian Drew Lynch.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Nick.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It'll be a very bloated knee, but it'll be me.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I was about say, did you work this weekend out
to come home for Thanksgiving? So you just, you know,
take a couple of times and go up on stage
all weekend? Or how did that happen?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
A couple a.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Couple of tomes is so funny? Yeah, yeah, I put
it in my contract. I was like, have the bottle
ready I needed.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
On stage while I'm up there, that's what's up.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, it's actually this is the first weekend that I've
I've gotten to work while the while the holiday was happening,
So it just kind of actually lined up lined up. Well,
you know, Thanksgiving was on a Thursday this year, so
I was able to make it work.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Dude. That's uh, that's perfect man, because everybody's going to
be in town visiting their family then come out and
see you.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know, we.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Already got two shows sold out, the early show Friday
and Saturday. But wait show Friday, wait show Saturday, and
then the show on Sunday. We still got tickets, so
make sure you go get those because Drew, you have
had an awesome career. Like, I'm not sure if people
remember you from America's Got Talent or they follow you
on social media, but you just dropped a special last year,
(24:06):
short king, how has life kind of gone? Or like
when you take a look back, do you ever think
that that kid that was on America's Got Talent would
be where he is right now?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I honestly I didn't think that it would. You know,
I didn't think I'd get as far in that show
as I did. You know, it was kind of like
a yeah, I mean it was just like that. You know,
he just kept showing up and you know, people vote
for you, and you're you know, you have no idea
how it's going to go and if you're translating to
happening on screen and stuff. But I think that show
(24:39):
was such a fantastic did such a fantastic job about
kind of telling my backstory, you know, history of stuttering
and how it's kind of given me a nice platform
to be able to tell my story and do comedy
along with it. And then after that everything just kind
of translated to uh, you know, putting a lot of
(25:01):
our work into online stuff and social media and using
that as a tool, and people have kept up with us.
So it's it's been really cool. And I love the
fact that I'm from Indiana. Everybody here's always so nice
and and so genuine, So I love it.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, we're Uh so you were born in Indiana and
then uh it said you grew up in Vegas. Now
you have in La Where do your sports alliances? Uh? Why?
Because I think that's what people in India care most about.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, I know, and everyone can be rest assured that
I'm a cold Sam and you.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Know, my dad went to Dad went to IU.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm a signetic guy, and you know, it's awesome to
see what everybody's doing for the town of Indianapolis, you know,
Tyresee and and Caitlin Clark. Like I, you know, I
was watching my wife and I when the Pacers were
in the finals.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
For Game seven, my wife.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And I had to we had to find a TV
station in Romania.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
We were in Romania the whole well.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Out there for yeah, out there for out there was
a vacation and some shows and then we just like,
you know, I was like, we're but talking to people
who like they have no idea even what basketball is
in Romania. Might try to complain to them like we
need like first of all, I don't know if you know,
like I need you to find a television and I
need I need the Pacers to.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Be on that television.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
And then you know, it was just like it was
just I was like it was tough just to look
like the most American to just be like I need this,
I need I need my beer, I need my I need.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
My sports, and they're just like.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, yeah, we we bake fresh.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Bread here in the lobby. But I don't know what
you're happening.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So it's like, you know, it was. It was devastating
to see that go down, but it's.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Still really really cool to see.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh you know how special of a sports town it's become.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I know, we're like the epicenter of sports right now
with the Colts being good and like you said, Katelin
Clara Caliburton and Pacers made the run and now you know,
the Indiana donors are allowed to give money to the
players so that they're actually good because people people don't
realize Indiana's got some money. Man, we just weren't allowed
to cheat like they were doing in the SEC.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, dude, yeah exactly. It's like we've people would like
to think we have little brother energy. It's just like, no,
it's just our dad didn't give us money.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's what it is, man. But that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So I want to ask you because like the Pinnacle,
I feel like of every comedian is to shoot a
special like and yours. First of all, I got to
ask because you named it short King, how tall are you?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm five four? Thanks for saying it that way. Some people,
how sometiple say how short are you well, short, are
you just to say my relationship is to the ground
and not to the sky.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm five eight dude.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I just I had to know, man, because I get
the Short King too. So I appreciate you making me dud.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah, now we'll walk. We'll walk side by side. Should
have done his interview in person?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Devastating or a wasted opportunity to make you look great, dude.
Now send it out the potential job prospect and look
out tall this guy is you can reach any microphone
you ask him to talk into.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I appreciate you making me feel good today. I'm gonna
take that little confidence boosh with me forever. Man, I've
never felt so long. But I wanted to know, like
what was it like, uh, you know, getting the camera
set up? How like you wanted the special to look
like in your mind? And what what was that process like?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah? So Short King is U.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Short King was a SPECIALIZ shot last year and then
I shot I shot on most recent one called The
Stuttering Comedian This that mount over the summer that when
was shot in February, And honestly, it's like it's it's
if you work with the same people who kind of
know your tendencies and they know what you're particular about.
Like I think it's uh, it's become so so much
(28:41):
more important to stay close with the people you enjoy
working with. Like you know, a career is a usually
long period of time, and so I usually work with
people are people that are people that I respect, people
that are friends of mine, people who I know need opportunities.
I'm always looking for a new opportunity these sure, but
I love the idea of someone who just kind of
(29:04):
knows what it is that I'm that I'm looking for.
We talk about like how we want it to work.
We talk about what's gonna be self deprecating about it.
I always that's usually the first question I asked because
I never want to take myself too seriously, So we're
always talking about, like how can I make fun of myself,
you know, And there's so much like there's so much
like hostility and toxicity like in the world, and it
(29:25):
gets overblown like in the media. Sure, but at the
same time, people are on edge always, so if I
can make myself the target so other people can feel like,
you know, their guard is work down a little bit,
like you know, I'm you know, I'm just whatever, dude.
I'm just like a regular, just Midwest kid. And you know,
I like to I make fun of my heigh, I
make fun of my my stutter, and make fun of
fact my my wife's collar than me.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
She's super hot.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
She's like way out of my lead. Like there's all
these things that are just like you know, it's it's
it's nice to just feel like you can be human
and and and people can hopefully feel like they can
be compelled to feel human as well. So that's usually
what I want to have hap and in the specials,
and I usually don't want there to be any like
you know, no no no, no flamethrowers or fireworks or
(30:07):
lions in a cage or anything crazy.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I just want it to be.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
About the about the material. If I'm doing my job
as a comic, then hopefully the material.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Is just is just good enough.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, well said bro.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And I really appreciate that you're trying to, you know,
loosen up wife right now, because you are right, especially
with people going into Thanksgiving, there's going to be some
arguments around the table. But this is the perfect way
to you come see a Drew Winz show this weekend.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And everything.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, will you just stick down in the house this weekend,
come to my show if you want.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I do got to ask you one more question for
I let you go because I know you're busy, but
you're talking about your wife and she got you on
this social media trend that's going around. The only reason
I bring it up is because my girlfriend got me
on it. The do you want to explain what what
the social media?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I mean, I don't think either of us want to
explain because both of us were duped. But it's what
has to happen for for this first end this interview.
But I like, I it sucks because this friggin you know,
apparently my wife's always like on like, she's on social
media a bunch. I'm not on social media a lot.
And there's this trend where your wife or your your girlfriend,
(31:17):
they'll like, they'll bring up the camera and they'll say
into the camera like, you know, these are things that
my husband and I have stuck up our butts and
then she says me nothing. And then separately, so separately
of you being in the car or wherever you are,
she'll just ask you something like, hey, what are some
things you take to work? Or you know what what what?
What do you what do you plan on lifting at
the gym? And then you just kind of like you
(31:38):
go through like whatever the routine is, and incidentally, she'll
stitch it together. And those are the things that go
up your butt. And I'm okay with the video being made.
I'm okay with the video being made, but don't don't
use it at don't use it as evidence for me
in the future to be like, no, you said, you said,
this is.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
What you wanted.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's not even our anniversary, dude, just give it a beat.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I was gonna ask, like, what question your wife asked you?
My girlfriend asked me, uh, how what sports equipment have
I owned in my wifetime? And I was like a
baseball bad baseball man cleats and she was just cracking up,
and I was like, what's so funny?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
And then yeah, I saw the end.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
That's a good one. That's sucks. That's tough.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
He asked me, what I'm supposed to bring on bring
on a plane? And those are a little bit more
compact items. Yours have got some youres have got some
some lengths to him, my friend, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
See you got me back for the five four comment. Okay,
we're even now, that's what it is, dude. Well, hey, Drew,
I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me.
I know you're gonna murder this weekend. Well, guys said.
Two shows are already sold out for Drew Wins this
weekend at Helium Comedy Club. Go get the rest of
the tickets before they're all gone. It'll make for a
(32:51):
nice end of the Thanksgiving weekend. Drew, Do you have
anything you want to promote for what you get out
of here?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
No? I mean it's just I'm on tour always, which
got comminate at thet you Lynch as you make it
picture of Vened, Mexico.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Money for gout, money we got money for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
We got money for
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