August 28, 2024 • 29 mins
Comedian and actor Conner O'Malley talks with Nick about his troubles
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is inside Thoughts or.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
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We're alive baby, Inside Thoughts, Thank you so much for
being here.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Got a good interview for you at the end of.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The podcast, as always, with comedian Connor O'Malley, who was hilarious. Normally,
it's kind of tough to have an interview with somebody
that's like doing a character during the interview, because it's like,
come out, bro, I just want to talk to you,
you know, figure out who you are as a person.
You know how you got to become this. But you
know when people are doing promo stuff, they they got
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to be a character, and it was it was hilarious.
So I think you'll enjoy that. But appreciate you listening
to the podcast. It took a week and a day
off because I gotta be honest, man, just did not
I ain't have it in me like doing it. You know,
like when you got to get up and go to
the gym and you're like, you know what, I just
I'm gonna be wazy today. I you know what, Like,
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I know it'll make me feel better if I go,
but I don't want to go, and then you know,
you end up not going to the gym for a
week and.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're like, I don't go to the gym anymore? Where
did my six pack go?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And then you got to go to the gym just
like one time for like fifteen twenty minutes, just get
the body moving again, just to get back in the
routine of doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So this is kind of what this is.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We're just getting back into the flow of doing the podcast.
I tell you what, bro like, sometimes in life you
just do not feel like being entertaining.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You just want to go all right, you know what,
I'm tired of you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I'm tired of his grandpa and wife goes that's two
damn bad. And then you keep digging holes. That's that's
basically that's basically where it's been at. But you know,
what are you gonna do? What's uh? What's happened in
the last couple of weeks. I was doing, uh this
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like school fundraiser for the community, you know, trying to
get school supplies for kids and teachers in the area
because for whatever reason, we don't like teachers having money
and kids having pencils.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Why is everybody stupid? I don't know. You know, they
can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Why because this kid's trying to do math problems with fingerpaint. Dude,
give them a pencil in some paper. Give the teacher
a livable wage so that she cannot freak out on
these kids from playing the penis game while she's trying
to do times tables. Okay, four times four is sixty penis, Johnny,
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stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I told you to stop doing it. You're going to
get attention. You can't send me the attention. The iss
teacher doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Remember, there's nobody to even like send these kids an
attention for whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Anyway, what was I talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, so we're having this school supply drive and this
family walks up. This mom and these two little kids
walk up and like we're doing the radio broadcast, and
you know, we got it on the table. So the
mom's like off talking with one with the sun like, oh, billy,
look that's a folder. Yeah, that's a backpack, you know,
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doing the mom talking to a little kid thing, and
the little daughter just walks over, grabs one of the
microphones is not hers, and just screams as loud as
she can into it. And then just starts laughing. So
it's like all right, first time. You know, kid doesn't
understand volume levels. It's whatever. You know, the kid just
thinks she's being funny. Does it two more times, and
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I'm like looking at the mom like are you gonna
do something?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And Mom's just like, oh, you know how she is? No,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's not my kid. Why is she doing that here?
Instant birth control?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like I would.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I love the idea of like, Okay, I'm gonna have
like many means and many amys at some point, you know,
like just be good to have like a nice little family.
We'll do all that. I love that idea teaching wife
to a small version of you. That seems awesome. But
I saw this kid doing that. The mom didn't care.
There's no way if my kid did something like that,
I'm not hitting it, you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Know what I mean. Maybe that means that you're just
not ready to have children.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, probably not. You gotta have some kind of patience
to deal with that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I was just like, dude, I wasn't even like mad
at the kid.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well no, no, no, that's a lie. I was mad
at the kid because I know you're still a kid.
But you don't know not to go touch things that
aren't yours and just scream like a shriek, like someone's
murdering you. And then half way you think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Pet the mom's not paying attention to that kid.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
If that's how she's trying to get her attention, you
know what I mean. I want to just tell the
mom like, Okay, yeah, thanks for dropping off the one
pack of pencils. It's really not worth all this stuff,
just like it was ridiculous, Like I wanted, I wanted
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some fiscal harm to come to this kid. And I
know that's a bad thing to think about, but you know,
just like don't, don't do that. And then there was
this other kid just like freaking out walking around doing stuff,
and I was.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Like, are kids? What's wrong with kids right now?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
We feed them too much sugar, parents not paying attention
to them. And then I realized, oh, school's back in session.
They're just grumpy. Remember like when you realize the summer
was over after being able to just like go to
the pool, ride your bike, run around, play video game,
not not have to go learn times tables and worry
about playing the penis game, and you realize summer's over,
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you start acting out a little bit. But that's what
Like back in the day, my mom would do stuff
like you know, she had three wooden spoons. If I
started mouthing off or doing something annoying, she'd throw the
first two at me, and if I didn't stop, the
third one stayed in her hand. She came over made
me stop doing it. And that is how parenting is
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supposed to be. No, you're not supposed to get kids,
but I don't think it's unhealthy to think about it,
you know what I mean, It's probably cathartic in some way.
I'm just like, I'm scared having kids, like when I
see bad kids. But I'm also just scared because I
know karma comes back around. And I was not a
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good kid all the time growing up, Like I was
just annoying. It wasn't like I was just a bad
kid until I got older, but I was just annoying.
Like I figured out how to do accents, just bad,
terrible accents. So I'm just trying to imitate like stuff
I saw on TV or cartoons or whatever. Like I
remember we were coming back from Florida one time. It
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was like an eight hour drive. I was in the
car with my mom and I had just figured out
how to do like a bad Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, mine, we gotta be getting home soon. I got
to pee Bamba claude in my mom.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I did that for eight hours, and I'm surprised that
I'm still here on this earth.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That my mom did not.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Kill me or just drive the car off the side
of the road so she didn't have to hear about it,
you know what I mean. And I know when I
have kids, that's gonna come back. It's got to come back.
Carma comes back. Like there was one time my dad
was driving me and my little sister to school, and
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you know, he's going through a bad time in his life.
You know, he's going through divorce, just lost his house,
living with his parents. He got ten year old old
annoying Nick Jordan in the back seat who just figured
out how to do a bad French accent and is
narrating everything in the car with this bad French accent.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like, oh, are we going to get to school on time?
I do not want to get that today.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Little In the first couple of times, my dad was like, Okay,
that's enough.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Seven thirty in the morning. My wife's some shambles. Quit
doing that, not in a good mood. Some guy cut
him off in traffic. He started getting mad, be like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ell, maybe you should have seen that cut in front
of you, huh.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And he just goes, damn it, Nick, you know, immediately
almost poop my pants, you know, like when your dad
hits that like octave in his voice.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We were like, oh, he's about to murder me like that.
That happened and.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I was like, oh, okay, I just I know when
I have kids, that kind of stuff is gonna happen,
and I don't think I have the patience yet to
handle it. So you know, maybe maybe now it's not
the time to have kids. It's just it's tough. And
then like you gotta when you have kids, you gotta
take them to like on trips and stuff, spend all
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your money, like me and Amy went to We went
to Bush Gardens over the weekend and it was pretty fun.
Like I haven't been to an amusement park in probably
like ten years, so it was fun.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like we got there early.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
We were like going through all the rides, tried to
be like, you know, the cool adults at the amusement
park where it's like we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Drink beer and go on roller coasters.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
And then we had like one beer and went on
one of those roller coasters where it just like shakes
your whole body and you feel like you got in
a car accident after and I was like, I'm gonna
throw up if I have another beer and ride roller coasters.
Let's not do that. It's not smart, but it was fun.
The only part about amusement parks that stinks is.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Waiting in lines.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Now, Like for the first five ish hours, we're fine,
We're just hitting everything, like we got there early, blah
blah blah. But like towards the end, we were waiting
in line because I just wanted to like sit down.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I was tired. That's another way I know I'm old.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I wanted to just sit down and ride the well,
the sky train, you know where you're getting like that
whole thing, and it just takes you to the other side.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Of the park.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You're like, oh, this is nice. My body's not being
jolted around.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I feel good.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But we were waiting in line for probably like thirty minutes,
and the stinkiest family I have ever smelled in my
entire life was like at the perfect angle. Every time
we like wrapped around the line, we would be standing
right next to them, and they just smelled like a smell.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That smelly, smelly smell. I can't even describe it.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
And jovies, it was disgusting what these people smelled like.
Like they didn't even know what a bath was. They
looked like they couldn't even pronounce bath, you know what
I mean. Like we were bush gardens is in Virginia.
We were in Virginia. This family looked like they had
taken their vacation and they were coming from West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They had a couple extra thumbs on them, That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And they smelled dude, it was like that the most
inbred family ever that documentary where they're like, this is
the most inbred family in America.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
This is Billy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's Billie Junior, and that's Billie Junior Junior. Billy, can
you say hi?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Now? He can't talk?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
What does he do? He just barks Billy Junior Junior. Hello, No,
that's what this family smelled like.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And we just kept like wrapping around like it was funny.
We ran into him earlier in the day, just didn't
didn't realize it. Like we're just walking past a bunch
of people and just got this whiff of ass, like
just a.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Terrible It was getting kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It wasn't too hot, but it was hot enough to
where if you smelled, you know, the heat was amplifying it,
you know what I mean. And it smelled. So we
walked past them and they're like, ugh, you know, made
a couple of jokes like is that you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, it's not me.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I took you shout it must be you, and then
forgot about it. But you know how, just like music,
like you hear a song and it instantly takes you
back to a moment in time, you know exactly where
you were.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And you're like, oh, I'm readliving it. This is awesome.
I love music.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Smells are the same way, except bad smells kind of
like you know, it's like a nightmare. Like as soon
as we smelled this family in line, I was like, uh.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
On the bridge three hours ago, they're still here. Nobody's
kicked them out of the park for smelling that bad.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Like I know, you're supposed to be nice and polite
to people, but if somebody smells that bad, you gotta
be like, hey, I'm sorry, we'll refund you. We'll give
you a free pass of the water park, and here's
a couple of extra bars of soap. Take those in
with you. Okay, the chlorine will get most of that off,
and then just use the bars so get to smell
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you stink.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I hope that family was like camping and it rained
before they left, just so they might get some kind
of a bet they stank. Dude, I don't understand how
you can smell that beat like you just have nobody
around you that loves you enough to tell you that
you smell.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's a tough life, man.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
That's one of those things where were like, you know what,
I feel like, I'm going through a tough time in
my life, but at least I don't stink, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's the thing get you know, scared about having kids,
got to take them to an amusement park, spend all
your money, Gotta make sure that they don't smell, you
know you Also you gotta protect them from child predators.
That just seems to be a theme of like the
last ten years. You know, Drake Cosby r Kelly, Epstein
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just child Predators, you know, seemed to be making a comeback.
I did see like the r Kelly thing. The child
predators are not funny at all, but r Kelly was
the funniest one, like starting with his you know, his
interview with Gail King. I still anytime one of those
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videos pops up on Twitter, like it'll just be like
a meme or reaction. I have to go watch the
whole thing. I got to exit out of Twitter, regardless
of what I'm doing, you know, just go to YouTube,
We'll go why.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Would I honked somebody? Oh no, how to honki? It's
so ridiculous, like you was so obviously lying.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And then the craziest video I saw it again on Twitter,
like you know a week or two ago, was they
should have locked this dude up right then and there,
Like the thing about r Kelly, like everybody else, it
was like, oh my goodness, I can't believe they're doing this.
How did nobody know? We knew that r Kelly was
you know, you'd been doing this right. R Kelly had
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been like he Pete on that teenager that was like
a joke. Chappelle's show, the biggest sketch comedy show, TV show,
the biggest TV show at the time, was making fun
of that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We all knew, Yeah, R.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Kelly p's on kids, He's probably doing weird stuff. And
then you go back even further and you see the
video of him doing a concert in Africa where he's
like ad libbing a song. He was like, do you
have your pass put, do you have your shots? Come
with me to America.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
America. The backup singers were helping him out. Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I just like I would love to have been a
fly on the wall for that conversation. Like R Kelly
is getting everybody ready for uh, getting everybody ready for
the show. He's just like, Okay, we're going through the
set list. We're gonna do remix to Ignition.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I gotta I got a new song.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
We're gonna we're gonna do it at the end, close
it out, new song I'm working on. All I needs
you to do is just hit the I'm gonna say
to America, and then I just need you to hit
on the backup vocals America. They're like, oh, okay, just
like a you know, patriotic song. It's kind of weird.
We're doing this in Africa. But you know patriarchs song.
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That's cool, Robert, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah? Then they get out there.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
He starts looking at all the teenage girls in the crowd.
He's like, do you have your past? Put did you
get your shots? Then come with me to America.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
America insane. Should have been locked up right then and.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
There, but we had to go on for another ou't know,
probably ten years. That's just insane. All I'm saying is
it's it's a wild time. It's a scary time. It's
a time to think if you actually want to have
kiss you know what I mean? Like, I don't even
know what I'm talking about anymore. All right, let's uh,
let's get your headline of the week.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
This this was wild. I got it.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Got it here somewhere, hold on, hold on. Oh it
was in my phone. That's what another piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It was on my phone. Do America America? All right?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
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streaming services.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I know, like the big joke has been, Oh you know,
there's too many streaming services now, might as well just
go back to cable. Why is chick fil A? Dude?
Are they gonna work on Sundays? Yeah? I don't know, dude,
but what what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And you want to know what makes me the most
angry about this is there's one TV show that they
could make and I'm gonna buy a subscription to Chick
fil A streaming one TV. I know I'm that stupid,
but I gotta see if they do it right. If
they do a TV show about the Chick fil A
cows trying not to get eaten and there's like a
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secret war with chickens, you know what I mean. They
treat chickens terribly. They know the cows know that they're
being eaten, and they have to just keep pandering. You know,
they're going into They start off by going into McDonald's
trying to pitch it, like, hey, come.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
On, move over the.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Chicken, come on stop eating uts please, I have kids,
Please please McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Like no, they go to Wendy's or.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Like please please just try the chicken sandwich and they're like, no,
Burger's King can't do it. And they go to Burger
can't hear the same thing. They finally get the Chick
fil A and they're like please please. Chick fil A
is about to say no, and then the head cow
huddles with his cow family. They're like, all right, how
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are we going to pitch this? What if we tell them,
you know how the you know how people in India
don't eat us. Yeah, I know, my cousin was telling
me about that they don't get.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Eating in India. Why are we not moving on? That's
that's not the point. What if we tell them that
it's God wants them to eat chicken? Can we do that?
Can we tell yeah? Yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
We just got off the phone with Jesus and he
said that God, his dad wants wants you to eat chicken.
Chick FOI was like, okay, chicken sandwich, We'll do it.
I would watch I will buy the Chick fil A
streaming services. I will spend the ten ninety nine a
month with whom I kidding the nineteen ninety nine a month.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That I know you're gonna charge if you give me
the that show Chick fil A.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
So stupid, so stupid. I can't believe that's where we are.
It's like a It's like a bad B movie's happening
right now. That Chick fil A has got a streeted service,
everybody else hasn't. All right, I don't know what I'm
talking about anymore, Let's get in this interview with comedian
Connor O'Malley.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh man, it's going good. It's got to be going
good for you too. You had a show last night
at Good Nights. You got two more tonight and then
two more tomorrow. How was the show last night?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The show is really good. It's really good to be
out of LA. Something really bad happens before I left,
and I'm just let's just say, I'm a little I'm
a little scared, but I'm happy to be out of California.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You're a little scared. Was it another earthquake or reptilians?
What was going on out there?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I really, I really don't know if I should be
talking about it over the radio, but I'm happy. I
was just so let's just say, I'm happy to be
out of California. There's some something something happened that's what
you hear. What you think, what you think this is about?
It is? I think it's it's even worse.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh dude, it's even worse than that. Man, Come on,
tell me what it is.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I can't. I just want to talk about all the
all the dude, I'm genuinely I have I haven't left
the hotel. I have a security guard come and pick
me up, take me to the club, and come back.
Some stuff went down, some high level stuff at one
of these studios that has got me very, very very
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afraid for my life.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm so sorry to hear that. Man.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's I can't really if anyone here's you know,
I for some reason, they can't penetrate the research triangle there.
Their power stops as soon as they get to the
research triangle. So I'm I'm might I might just be
a permanent Yeah, it could be. It's an incredible place
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to stay, so I'm not complaining. I'm looking at putting
an application on an apartment here. But you know, let's
just say, uh, let's just say that every all the
rumors that you've been thinking that you've been hearing. Yes,
I was in the room and I fled and I'm
a little worried.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, a good thing about the research triangle is Duke,
UNC and NC State all form a forest field over
us so that we're safe. NC State side's not as strong,
but you know, you do what you can.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Let's just say, I mean, I'll tell you what. I'll
tell you what it is. I was offered a role
in an upcoming hot wheel movie. The Mattel is doing
a movie about hot wheels. I don't know if you
guys remember those, you know, the little cars that you
guys get at Walgreens. They're making that into a feature film.
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And I thought, this is a big break for me.
I'm going to be playing uh, I'm going to be
playing a Chevy Cavalier, nineteen ninety Chevy Cavalier. So this
is incredible hot Wheel. I go in for the audition.
It said some buildings. It's it's on Wiltshire Boulevard in
Western It's this weird building, completely no windows. I said,
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that's fine. I walk inside. I walk into a room.
Who's there, Gavin Newsom? Who else? Let's just say, let's
just say, let's just say somebody who. Around twenty nineteen,
everybody thought that he died in a prison cell in
New York. He was in the room.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, no, he was there.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And I said, where are this Yeah, he's there, and
he looks great. He looks even better than he did before.
He looked pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
And they said, do you want this role? I said,
I want nothing more in life than to play in
nineteen ninety Chevy Cavalier Hot Wheel movie. I can pretend
to room. I got all the wheels, and they I
can't even say I can't. Let's let's talk about all
the I'm I'm a little worried. I just it's you know,
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it's just it's good to be here in North Carolina,
Homa Jordan's and yeah, dude, it's not Please. I need
people to come to the show. I need money so
that I can get a security deposit on an apartment here.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I got you. Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Well, we'll switch the topic from Luminati meetings, uh to
your show? So what is a counter? O'muis show kind
of like? Is it like new research on comedy products?
I was reading the bio, what what are we reviewing?
You coming out like mosque or uh? Like Steve Jobs
talking about the new ways to do comedy what what
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are we doing here.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's sponsored by Pellow Windows, So we do a lot
of common about windows, window and we got to do
some sketches about window installation, a little bit of who's
on first kind of double paned windows, storm windows. We
do that. That's the bulk of the show, and then
it's some observational humor about heterosexual dating. We get into
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some other forms of sexuality for a little bit, and
then it's pretty much that it's it's a fun time.
It's a good time. And I'll tell you what. I'm
staying right here by the University of North Carolina and
it's back to school weekend. And what I've been doing
is I've been getting up early. I've been getting soaking
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wet in the shower, going straight down to campus and
hugging all the parents as they leave and say we're
gonna take care of your kids. I'm pretending that I'm
a part of the university.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's got to be very reassuring for the parents, just
letting them know that their kids are.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Safe, they're safe, they're safe with me, I'm going to
be keeping their kids safe.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well that's good man, Now real quick, uh, I know
a lot of people know you from I think you
should leave. What what was that feeling like getting that?
Was it like the same kind of meeting. Is what
just happened in LA that you're scared about? Or was
it a lot more nicer?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What? What was getting that?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like? Did you ever ever watch Sheet?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah? But Youino and de Niro?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, you know what's his name's character? Angelia and Joeye's dad, Yeah,
John Voight, John Voyd's character. That's what Timmy's like to me.
He's handing me new identities and stuff like that. He's
getting me out of town.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay, so you just show up and one.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Of the few good ones. That's a few good ones
in l A.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm glad to hear that. Man. So you're on I
think you should leave.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You started off doing stand up and you were also
on Vine. So I got to ask, is now you're
kind of like an old guy TikTok's around. Do you
ever have that thought where you're like, back in my
day we did Vine, it was six second videos, none
of this, you know, forty five second dance routine stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, the thing about Vine is the TikTok is connected
to the AirPod, So what they're doing is they're taking
all your biometric information from your ear and your brain
waves and they're using it to build ais so that
they can have a counter world and they can make
a financial prediction. So Vine never had that technology. I
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got you, so it's a little bit more pure. But
so that's that's the main thing. Or else. If I
wasn't like that, I'd be killing it on TikTok with
all the different types of front facing videos about how
it's weird to be at CBS with the self checkout.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
All right, well, we.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Got to figure out how to get at that technology,
you know, into TikTok for you so that we can
get you jumped up the algorithm a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
All right, So, is there anything you want to promote
for I'll let you get out of here, or anything
else you should warn the public about.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Come down to the show's a good good night's comedy club.
We got two tonight to tomorrow. And if you don't,
my life is in complete danger. It's not a question
of come and have a good time to question if
I need this money to live. I won't say that
my life is in danger, but let's just say that
I'm looking. I got a I got a cross hair
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on the back, in the front and side of my
head and my my, my butt. I don't know if
you can swear on the radio. I love the radio.
I love being on the radio. I love having a
good time, and I just come down to the show.
Please please, I need I need help. I need help.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Please you heard him.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Please get there tonight. Two shows tonight at good Night's
Comedy Club. Two shows tomorrow. Go see Connor Ovalley. I
appreciate you, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Thanks, thanks so much for having me. Please help me.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Thanks for call. Money for co, money for we Go,
money for we Go, money for
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is inside Thoughts or.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Check check welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're alive baby, Inside Thoughts, Thank you so much for
being here.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Got a good interview for you at the end of.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The podcast, as always, with comedian Connor O'Malley, who was hilarious. Normally,
it's kind of tough to have an interview with somebody
that's like doing a character during the interview, because it's like,
come out, bro, I just want to talk to you,
you know, figure out who you are as a person.
You know how you got to become this. But you
know when people are doing promo stuff, they they got
(00:47):
to be a character, and it was it was hilarious.
So I think you'll enjoy that. But appreciate you listening
to the podcast. It took a week and a day
off because I gotta be honest, man, just did not
I ain't have it in me like doing it. You know,
like when you got to get up and go to
the gym and you're like, you know what, I just
I'm gonna be wazy today. I you know what, Like,
(01:08):
I know it'll make me feel better if I go,
but I don't want to go, and then you know,
you end up not going to the gym for a
week and.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're like, I don't go to the gym anymore? Where
did my six pack go?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And then you got to go to the gym just
like one time for like fifteen twenty minutes, just get
the body moving again, just to get back in the
routine of doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So this is kind of what this is.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We're just getting back into the flow of doing the podcast.
I tell you what, bro like, sometimes in life you
just do not feel like being entertaining.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You just want to go all right, you know what,
I'm tired of you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I'm tired of his grandpa and wife goes that's two
damn bad. And then you keep digging holes. That's that's
basically that's basically where it's been at. But you know,
what are you gonna do? What's uh? What's happened in
the last couple of weeks. I was doing, uh this
(02:11):
like school fundraiser for the community, you know, trying to
get school supplies for kids and teachers in the area
because for whatever reason, we don't like teachers having money
and kids having pencils.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Why is everybody stupid? I don't know. You know, they
can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Why because this kid's trying to do math problems with fingerpaint. Dude,
give them a pencil in some paper. Give the teacher
a livable wage so that she cannot freak out on
these kids from playing the penis game while she's trying
to do times tables. Okay, four times four is sixty penis, Johnny,
(02:56):
stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I told you to stop doing it. You're going to
get attention. You can't send me the attention. The iss
teacher doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Remember, there's nobody to even like send these kids an
attention for whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Anyway, what was I talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, so we're having this school supply drive and this
family walks up. This mom and these two little kids
walk up and like we're doing the radio broadcast, and
you know, we got it on the table. So the
mom's like off talking with one with the sun like, oh, billy,
look that's a folder. Yeah, that's a backpack, you know,
(03:35):
doing the mom talking to a little kid thing, and
the little daughter just walks over, grabs one of the
microphones is not hers, and just screams as loud as
she can into it. And then just starts laughing. So
it's like all right, first time. You know, kid doesn't
understand volume levels. It's whatever. You know, the kid just
thinks she's being funny. Does it two more times, and
(03:58):
I'm like looking at the mom like are you gonna
do something?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And Mom's just like, oh, you know how she is? No,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's not my kid. Why is she doing that here?
Instant birth control?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like I would.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I love the idea of like, Okay, I'm gonna have
like many means and many amys at some point, you know,
like just be good to have like a nice little family.
We'll do all that. I love that idea teaching wife
to a small version of you. That seems awesome. But
I saw this kid doing that. The mom didn't care.
There's no way if my kid did something like that,
I'm not hitting it, you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Know what I mean. Maybe that means that you're just
not ready to have children.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, probably not. You gotta have some kind of patience
to deal with that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I was just like, dude, I wasn't even like mad
at the kid.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well no, no, no, that's a lie. I was mad
at the kid because I know you're still a kid.
But you don't know not to go touch things that
aren't yours and just scream like a shriek, like someone's
murdering you. And then half way you think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Pet the mom's not paying attention to that kid.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
If that's how she's trying to get her attention, you
know what I mean. I want to just tell the
mom like, Okay, yeah, thanks for dropping off the one
pack of pencils. It's really not worth all this stuff,
just like it was ridiculous, Like I wanted, I wanted
(05:27):
some fiscal harm to come to this kid. And I
know that's a bad thing to think about, but you know,
just like don't, don't do that. And then there was
this other kid just like freaking out walking around doing stuff,
and I was.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Like, are kids? What's wrong with kids right now?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
We feed them too much sugar, parents not paying attention
to them. And then I realized, oh, school's back in session.
They're just grumpy. Remember like when you realize the summer
was over after being able to just like go to
the pool, ride your bike, run around, play video game,
not not have to go learn times tables and worry
about playing the penis game, and you realize summer's over,
(06:05):
you start acting out a little bit. But that's what
Like back in the day, my mom would do stuff
like you know, she had three wooden spoons. If I
started mouthing off or doing something annoying, she'd throw the
first two at me, and if I didn't stop, the
third one stayed in her hand. She came over made
me stop doing it. And that is how parenting is
(06:26):
supposed to be. No, you're not supposed to get kids,
but I don't think it's unhealthy to think about it,
you know what I mean, It's probably cathartic in some way.
I'm just like, I'm scared having kids, like when I
see bad kids. But I'm also just scared because I
know karma comes back around. And I was not a
(06:50):
good kid all the time growing up, Like I was
just annoying. It wasn't like I was just a bad
kid until I got older, but I was just annoying.
Like I figured out how to do accents, just bad,
terrible accents. So I'm just trying to imitate like stuff
I saw on TV or cartoons or whatever. Like I
remember we were coming back from Florida one time. It
(07:12):
was like an eight hour drive. I was in the
car with my mom and I had just figured out
how to do like a bad Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, mine, we gotta be getting home soon. I got
to pee Bamba claude in my mom.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I did that for eight hours, and I'm surprised that
I'm still here on this earth.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That my mom did not.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Kill me or just drive the car off the side
of the road so she didn't have to hear about it,
you know what I mean. And I know when I
have kids, that's gonna come back. It's got to come back.
Carma comes back. Like there was one time my dad
was driving me and my little sister to school, and
(07:51):
you know, he's going through a bad time in his life.
You know, he's going through divorce, just lost his house,
living with his parents. He got ten year old old
annoying Nick Jordan in the back seat who just figured
out how to do a bad French accent and is
narrating everything in the car with this bad French accent.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like, oh, are we going to get to school on time?
I do not want to get that today.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Little In the first couple of times, my dad was like, Okay,
that's enough.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Seven thirty in the morning. My wife's some shambles. Quit
doing that, not in a good mood. Some guy cut
him off in traffic. He started getting mad, be like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ell, maybe you should have seen that cut in front
of you, huh.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And he just goes, damn it, Nick, you know, immediately
almost poop my pants, you know, like when your dad
hits that like octave in his voice.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We were like, oh, he's about to murder me like that.
That happened and.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I was like, oh, okay, I just I know when
I have kids, that kind of stuff is gonna happen,
and I don't think I have the patience yet to
handle it. So you know, maybe maybe now it's not
the time to have kids. It's just it's tough. And
then like you gotta when you have kids, you gotta
take them to like on trips and stuff, spend all
(09:11):
your money, like me and Amy went to We went
to Bush Gardens over the weekend and it was pretty fun.
Like I haven't been to an amusement park in probably
like ten years, so it was fun.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like we got there early.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
We were like going through all the rides, tried to
be like, you know, the cool adults at the amusement
park where it's like we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Drink beer and go on roller coasters.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
And then we had like one beer and went on
one of those roller coasters where it just like shakes
your whole body and you feel like you got in
a car accident after and I was like, I'm gonna
throw up if I have another beer and ride roller coasters.
Let's not do that. It's not smart, but it was fun.
The only part about amusement parks that stinks is.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Waiting in lines.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Now, Like for the first five ish hours, we're fine,
We're just hitting everything, like we got there early, blah
blah blah. But like towards the end, we were waiting
in line because I just wanted to like sit down.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I was tired. That's another way I know I'm old.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I wanted to just sit down and ride the well,
the sky train, you know where you're getting like that
whole thing, and it just takes you to the other side.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Of the park.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You're like, oh, this is nice. My body's not being
jolted around.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I feel good.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But we were waiting in line for probably like thirty minutes,
and the stinkiest family I have ever smelled in my
entire life was like at the perfect angle. Every time
we like wrapped around the line, we would be standing
right next to them, and they just smelled like a smell.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That smelly, smelly smell. I can't even describe it.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
And jovies, it was disgusting what these people smelled like.
Like they didn't even know what a bath was. They
looked like they couldn't even pronounce bath, you know what
I mean. Like we were bush gardens is in Virginia.
We were in Virginia. This family looked like they had
taken their vacation and they were coming from West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
They had a couple extra thumbs on them, That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And they smelled dude, it was like that the most
inbred family ever that documentary where they're like, this is
the most inbred family in America.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
This is Billy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's Billie Junior, and that's Billie Junior Junior. Billy, can
you say hi?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Now? He can't talk?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
What does he do? He just barks Billy Junior Junior. Hello, No,
that's what this family smelled like.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And we just kept like wrapping around like it was funny.
We ran into him earlier in the day, just didn't
didn't realize it. Like we're just walking past a bunch
of people and just got this whiff of ass, like
just a.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Terrible It was getting kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It wasn't too hot, but it was hot enough to
where if you smelled, you know, the heat was amplifying it,
you know what I mean. And it smelled. So we
walked past them and they're like, ugh, you know, made
a couple of jokes like is that you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, it's not me.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I took you shout it must be you, and then
forgot about it. But you know how, just like music,
like you hear a song and it instantly takes you
back to a moment in time, you know exactly where
you were.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And you're like, oh, I'm readliving it. This is awesome.
I love music.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Smells are the same way, except bad smells kind of
like you know, it's like a nightmare. Like as soon
as we smelled this family in line, I was like, uh.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
On the bridge three hours ago, they're still here. Nobody's
kicked them out of the park for smelling that bad.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Like I know, you're supposed to be nice and polite
to people, but if somebody smells that bad, you gotta
be like, hey, I'm sorry, we'll refund you. We'll give
you a free pass of the water park, and here's
a couple of extra bars of soap. Take those in
with you. Okay, the chlorine will get most of that off,
and then just use the bars so get to smell
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you stink.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I hope that family was like camping and it rained
before they left, just so they might get some kind
of a bet they stank. Dude, I don't understand how
you can smell that beat like you just have nobody
around you that loves you enough to tell you that
you smell.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's a tough life, man.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
That's one of those things where were like, you know what,
I feel like, I'm going through a tough time in
my life, but at least I don't stink, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
So crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's the thing get you know, scared about having kids,
got to take them to an amusement park, spend all
your money, Gotta make sure that they don't smell, you
know you Also you gotta protect them from child predators.
That just seems to be a theme of like the
last ten years. You know, Drake Cosby r Kelly, Epstein
(14:06):
just child Predators, you know, seemed to be making a comeback.
I did see like the r Kelly thing. The child
predators are not funny at all, but r Kelly was
the funniest one, like starting with his you know, his
interview with Gail King. I still anytime one of those
(14:28):
videos pops up on Twitter, like it'll just be like
a meme or reaction. I have to go watch the
whole thing. I got to exit out of Twitter, regardless
of what I'm doing, you know, just go to YouTube,
We'll go why.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Would I honked somebody? Oh no, how to honki? It's
so ridiculous, like you was so obviously lying.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And then the craziest video I saw it again on Twitter,
like you know a week or two ago, was they
should have locked this dude up right then and there,
Like the thing about r Kelly, like everybody else, it
was like, oh my goodness, I can't believe they're doing this.
How did nobody know? We knew that r Kelly was
you know, you'd been doing this right. R Kelly had
(15:11):
been like he Pete on that teenager that was like
a joke. Chappelle's show, the biggest sketch comedy show, TV show,
the biggest TV show at the time, was making fun
of that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We all knew, Yeah, R.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Kelly p's on kids, He's probably doing weird stuff. And
then you go back even further and you see the
video of him doing a concert in Africa where he's
like ad libbing a song. He was like, do you
have your pass put, do you have your shots? Come
with me to America.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
America. The backup singers were helping him out. Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I just like I would love to have been a
fly on the wall for that conversation. Like R Kelly
is getting everybody ready for uh, getting everybody ready for
the show. He's just like, Okay, we're going through the
set list. We're gonna do remix to Ignition.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I gotta I got a new song.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
We're gonna we're gonna do it at the end, close
it out, new song I'm working on. All I needs
you to do is just hit the I'm gonna say
to America, and then I just need you to hit
on the backup vocals America. They're like, oh, okay, just
like a you know, patriotic song. It's kind of weird.
We're doing this in Africa. But you know patriarchs song.
(16:29):
That's cool, Robert, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah? Then they get out there.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
He starts looking at all the teenage girls in the crowd.
He's like, do you have your past? Put did you
get your shots? Then come with me to America.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
America insane. Should have been locked up right then and.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
There, but we had to go on for another ou't know,
probably ten years. That's just insane. All I'm saying is
it's it's a wild time. It's a scary time. It's
a time to think if you actually want to have
kiss you know what I mean? Like, I don't even
know what I'm talking about anymore. All right, let's uh,
let's get your headline of the week.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
This this was wild. I got it.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Got it here somewhere, hold on, hold on. Oh it
was in my phone. That's what another piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It was on my phone. Do America America? All right?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Chick fil A has been working with a number of
major production companies, including some of some of the studios,
to create family friendly shows, particularly in the unscripted space.
Chick fil A plans for streaming service as reality TV
comes home to Ruce. Why are Fast food chains making
(17:50):
streaming services.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I know, like the big joke has been, Oh you know,
there's too many streaming services now, might as well just
go back to cable. Why is chick fil A? Dude?
Are they gonna work on Sundays? Yeah? I don't know, dude,
but what what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And you want to know what makes me the most
angry about this is there's one TV show that they
could make and I'm gonna buy a subscription to Chick
fil A streaming one TV. I know I'm that stupid,
but I gotta see if they do it right. If
they do a TV show about the Chick fil A
cows trying not to get eaten and there's like a
(18:28):
secret war with chickens, you know what I mean. They
treat chickens terribly. They know the cows know that they're
being eaten, and they have to just keep pandering. You know,
they're going into They start off by going into McDonald's
trying to pitch it, like, hey, come.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
On, move over the.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Chicken, come on stop eating uts please, I have kids,
Please please McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Like no, they go to Wendy's or.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Like please please just try the chicken sandwich and they're like, no,
Burger's King can't do it. And they go to Burger
can't hear the same thing. They finally get the Chick
fil A and they're like please please. Chick fil A
is about to say no, and then the head cow
huddles with his cow family. They're like, all right, how
(19:14):
are we going to pitch this? What if we tell them,
you know how the you know how people in India
don't eat us. Yeah, I know, my cousin was telling
me about that they don't get.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Eating in India. Why are we not moving on? That's
that's not the point. What if we tell them that
it's God wants them to eat chicken? Can we do that?
Can we tell yeah? Yeah, okay, uh.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
We just got off the phone with Jesus and he
said that God, his dad wants wants you to eat chicken.
Chick FOI was like, okay, chicken sandwich, We'll do it.
I would watch I will buy the Chick fil A
streaming services. I will spend the ten ninety nine a
month with whom I kidding the nineteen ninety nine a month.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That I know you're gonna charge if you give me
the that show Chick fil A.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
So stupid, so stupid. I can't believe that's where we are.
It's like a It's like a bad B movie's happening
right now. That Chick fil A has got a streeted service,
everybody else hasn't. All right, I don't know what I'm
talking about anymore, Let's get in this interview with comedian
Connor O'Malley.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Oh man, it's going good. It's got to be going
good for you too. You had a show last night
at Good Nights. You got two more tonight and then
two more tomorrow. How was the show last night?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The show is really good. It's really good to be
out of LA. Something really bad happens before I left,
and I'm just let's just say, I'm a little I'm
a little scared, but I'm happy to be out of California.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You're a little scared. Was it another earthquake or reptilians?
What was going on out there?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I really, I really don't know if I should be
talking about it over the radio, but I'm happy. I
was just so let's just say, I'm happy to be
out of California. There's some something something happened that's what
you hear. What you think, what you think this is about?
It is? I think it's it's even worse.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Oh dude, it's even worse than that. Man, Come on,
tell me what it is.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I can't. I just want to talk about all the
all the dude, I'm genuinely I have I haven't left
the hotel. I have a security guard come and pick
me up, take me to the club, and come back.
Some stuff went down, some high level stuff at one
of these studios that has got me very, very very
(21:35):
afraid for my life.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm so sorry to hear that. Man.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's I can't really if anyone here's you know,
I for some reason, they can't penetrate the research triangle there.
Their power stops as soon as they get to the
research triangle. So I'm I'm might I might just be
a permanent Yeah, it could be. It's an incredible place
(22:02):
to stay, so I'm not complaining. I'm looking at putting
an application on an apartment here. But you know, let's
just say, uh, let's just say that every all the
rumors that you've been thinking that you've been hearing. Yes,
I was in the room and I fled and I'm
a little worried.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, a good thing about the research triangle is Duke,
UNC and NC State all form a forest field over
us so that we're safe. NC State side's not as strong,
but you know, you do what you can.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Let's just say, I mean, I'll tell you what. I'll
tell you what it is. I was offered a role
in an upcoming hot wheel movie. The Mattel is doing
a movie about hot wheels. I don't know if you
guys remember those, you know, the little cars that you
guys get at Walgreens. They're making that into a feature film.
(22:56):
And I thought, this is a big break for me.
I'm going to be playing uh, I'm going to be
playing a Chevy Cavalier, nineteen ninety Chevy Cavalier. So this
is incredible hot Wheel. I go in for the audition.
It said some buildings. It's it's on Wiltshire Boulevard in
Western It's this weird building, completely no windows. I said,
(23:18):
that's fine. I walk inside. I walk into a room.
Who's there, Gavin Newsom? Who else? Let's just say, let's
just say, let's just say somebody who. Around twenty nineteen,
everybody thought that he died in a prison cell in
New York. He was in the room.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, no, he was there.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And I said, where are this Yeah, he's there, and
he looks great. He looks even better than he did before.
He looked pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
And they said, do you want this role? I said,
I want nothing more in life than to play in
nineteen ninety Chevy Cavalier Hot Wheel movie. I can pretend
to room. I got all the wheels, and they I
can't even say I can't. Let's let's talk about all
the I'm I'm a little worried. I just it's you know,
(24:14):
it's just it's good to be here in North Carolina,
Homa Jordan's and yeah, dude, it's not Please. I need
people to come to the show. I need money so
that I can get a security deposit on an apartment here.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I got you. Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Well, we'll switch the topic from Luminati meetings, uh to
your show? So what is a counter? O'muis show kind
of like? Is it like new research on comedy products?
I was reading the bio, what what are we reviewing?
You coming out like mosque or uh? Like Steve Jobs
talking about the new ways to do comedy what what
(24:53):
are we doing here.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's sponsored by Pellow Windows, So we do a lot
of common about windows, window and we got to do
some sketches about window installation, a little bit of who's
on first kind of double paned windows, storm windows. We
do that. That's the bulk of the show, and then
it's some observational humor about heterosexual dating. We get into
(25:21):
some other forms of sexuality for a little bit, and
then it's pretty much that it's it's a fun time.
It's a good time. And I'll tell you what. I'm
staying right here by the University of North Carolina and
it's back to school weekend. And what I've been doing
is I've been getting up early. I've been getting soaking
(25:45):
wet in the shower, going straight down to campus and
hugging all the parents as they leave and say we're
gonna take care of your kids. I'm pretending that I'm
a part of the university.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's got to be very reassuring for the parents, just
letting them know that their kids are.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Safe, they're safe, they're safe with me, I'm going to
be keeping their kids safe.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well that's good man, Now real quick, uh, I know
a lot of people know you from I think you
should leave. What what was that feeling like getting that?
Was it like the same kind of meeting. Is what
just happened in LA that you're scared about? Or was
it a lot more nicer?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What? What was getting that?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Like? Did you ever ever watch Sheet?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah? But Youino and de Niro?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, you know what's his name's character? Angelia and Joeye's dad, Yeah,
John Voight, John Voyd's character. That's what Timmy's like to me.
He's handing me new identities and stuff like that. He's
getting me out of town.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay, so you just show up and one.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Of the few good ones. That's a few good ones
in l A.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm glad to hear that. Man. So you're on I
think you should leave.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
You started off doing stand up and you were also
on Vine. So I got to ask, is now you're
kind of like an old guy TikTok's around. Do you
ever have that thought where you're like, back in my
day we did Vine, it was six second videos, none
of this, you know, forty five second dance routine stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, the thing about Vine is the TikTok is connected
to the AirPod, So what they're doing is they're taking
all your biometric information from your ear and your brain
waves and they're using it to build ais so that
they can have a counter world and they can make
a financial prediction. So Vine never had that technology. I
(27:42):
got you, so it's a little bit more pure. But
so that's that's the main thing. Or else. If I
wasn't like that, I'd be killing it on TikTok with
all the different types of front facing videos about how
it's weird to be at CBS with the self checkout.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
All right, well, we.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Got to figure out how to get at that technology,
you know, into TikTok for you so that we can
get you jumped up the algorithm a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
All right, So, is there anything you want to promote
for I'll let you get out of here, or anything
else you should warn the public about.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Come down to the show's a good good night's comedy club.
We got two tonight to tomorrow. And if you don't,
my life is in complete danger. It's not a question
of come and have a good time to question if
I need this money to live. I won't say that
my life is in danger, but let's just say that
I'm looking. I got a I got a cross hair
(28:38):
on the back, in the front and side of my
head and my my, my butt. I don't know if
you can swear on the radio. I love the radio.
I love being on the radio. I love having a
good time, and I just come down to the show.
Please please, I need I need help. I need help.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Please you heard him.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Please get there tonight. Two shows tonight at good Night's
Comedy Club. Two shows tomorrow. Go see Connor Ovalley. I
appreciate you, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Thanks, thanks so much for having me. Please help me.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Thanks for call. Money for co, money for we Go,
money for we Go, money for
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