Inside Thoughts Episode 87

Nick talks about the national championship, tiktok getting banned, and why we need to come together

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
By still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. Thoughts check check check Welcome
back inside thoughts. Appreciate you for hitting the download button,
and I hope you're having a good day. Blah blah blah.

(00:25):
Today stinks. Man, it's called outside. Notre Dame loss the
National championship game. It was not fun to watch, man,
I'll tell you what that first, that first drive, I
was like, you know what, this is gonna be a game.
This is different Notre Dame football. We're winning National championship tonight.

(00:49):
And then Molly McGrath comes on the TV and was like,
I got a special sideline report, says Riley Leonard. After
that touchdown, Drive had to run over the bed. He
almost passed out and he threw up, and I was like,
oh shit. They used up all their energy, their gas.
Now it's like being in a fight. You know, you
don't just show your opponent every single thing that you have.

(01:14):
In the first round, That's what they did. And then
for the next what was it two and a half quarters,
they just did absolutely nothing. I was about to turn
that game off so many times. I know, I was
not in a great mood. Ames was looking at me
like this stinks. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna

(01:34):
leave you here. Please, no yelling. I'm trying to sleep.
It was tough. I was thinking so many times I
was gonna turn that game off, but I was just like,
you know what, maybe maybe they could come back. And
then end of the third quarter they started playing and
they got it so close, and there are just a
couple things that like you were like, oh, come on, man,

(01:56):
if the ball just bounced away, we got it down
to eight points with a chance to get the ball
back and go tight up, and Ohio State was just like,
we we have an NFL wide receiver on our team
right now, you don't. We're just gonna throw it up
to them. And that's what they did and they want
so shout out to all the Ohio State fans. Yeah,

(02:20):
that's about it. I like it was. It was sad
because you know, if you watched your team get like
close and not win, you're just like, you know, well,
what am I gonna do now? Like you're left with
this empty feeling. You know, it's like you really wanted
to get pizza, but you walked all the way down

(02:41):
in the cold to the pizza shop and they were
closed because their pipes froze, you know what I mean,
you couldn't get pizza. It's like, well what do I
do now? Well, you gonna have a burger? I don't
want a burger. I want pizza. That's kind of what
it feels like football being about done, you know what
I mean? College football's done. But I don't know. Maybe

(03:01):
maybe Notre Dame's gonna turn around. Maybe they'll end up being,
you know, like one of the top five, top three
schools every year. Maybe Marcus Freeman turns into Nick Saban.
You never know, But I don't know. It just it
stuck because you're like, oh this this sucks. Also, it

(03:22):
doesn't suck that much because now it's over. And guess what.
I didn't play one down of football. I just watched
and drank beer in support of my team. So I
get to go on with the rest of my wife.
And yeah, that's about it. How's your week? Ben? Been
having a good week? It's been. It's been a stressful weekend.
Hadn't it TikTok was gone for a whole ten hours.

(03:46):
I gotta be honest, A lot of you would not
do well as drug addicts because they took TikTok away
and everybody was like, what am I gonna do now?
I remember Ames, did, did you like when TikTok was bad? Yep?
Ames was having she was having a tough you know,

(04:09):
half a day. And it was funny because like they're like, oh,
we're shutting TikTok down a day early. And then you know,
there were reports that Trump was gonna come in and
change that, and he did. And the just the blatant
messaging that they put on TikTok. When you open your

(04:30):
app up, it's like, well, you know, thanks to Super
President Ambassador Emperor Donald Trump, TikTok is back and we
got this. He got it just for you, So we
got we got TikTok back because of Trump, and uh,
it was tough. Like the funniest part was it came

(04:51):
back on for most people, Like I said, like ten
twelve hours after they turned it off. But I didn't
realize if you live in the US, but you created
your TikTok account outside of the country, they didn't immediately
turn yours back on because they want to make sure
that all the American TikTokers got their stuff back. So

(05:14):
Ames when when did your TikTok come back on today?
This morning? Yeah, so you had like a full day
and a half of no TikTok. That was tough. Yeah.
Did you feel like it cleansed me? Because I've only
been on like twice today. Do you like Instagram reels? No?
They made me feel sick. It was funny because TikTok

(05:39):
came back and I was just like here, look, just look,
and she was like, mine's not back and hers didn't
come back. And then we found out it's because they
didn't care about TikTok accounts in the US that weren't
created in the US originally. Basically, what it was is,
I don't care about the foreigners. If you're here and

(06:02):
you're not American, you don't get TikTok first. That's basically
what happened. They were treating. That was the first time
I got treated like I was sitting in first class.
You know, I got to board the plane first, got
to have my meal, got drink service before the poors
came on, and sat down to the plane. Aams, you're
a TikTok poor you know that think no problem? But yeah,

(06:25):
it was, Uh, it was tough for a while, and
then the inauguration was just wild, like I didn't watch it,
but social media was a hilarious place for the inauguration
because first of all, you had the TikTok message where
it was like, thanks to Donald Trump, TikTok is back

(06:47):
in America, and all the super Trump people were like, dude,
do you see what he did? Do you see what
he did? And all the anti Trump people were like,
he was the one who started it. He did it,
He started this whole band. He wanted it, which, by
the way, there's a video back in like twenty sixteen,
twenty seventeen to him going, yeah, we're gonna ban TikTok.

(07:09):
I don't like it China. We can't have them taking
our data. And then now he's like, I've learned quite
a bit about TikTok. Actually, my my children showed me
a bunch of videos of cute, very cute kiddies. Do
you think you saw the Baron Trump video. It's like,
I gotta get it. I like my shoecas. Then he

(07:31):
heard that banger of a song and then he's like,
I gotta get it back. But it's just like I
feel like, you know, hopefully as people, we can kind
of start to come together and realize that it's just
all a show. Like this inauguration, this whole weekend was
just like a great example of rich people don't care

(07:54):
about the rest of us, because that's what it was.
So like, obviously you come back with the hey Trump safe,
TikTok all hail Trump. That you should see that coming
from a mile away, you know what I mean. And
then secondly, at the inauguration, you got like the most
famous billionaires in America or in the world probably well

(08:15):
now I'll say in America, I don't know about world news,
but you got Elon, you got Zuckerberg and Bezos all
just like sitting at the Trump inauguration right behind him,
like yes, yes, good, good, do what we say, Do
what we say, make us money, do it, you know
what I mean. So like that should just tell you

(08:35):
regardless like who you vote for, it doesn't matter. They're
they're all on the same side, and they all don't
care about poor people, and they just want to get
as many dollars off of us as they can, you
know what I mean. So like, if you're anti Trump,
don't like start pointing the finger and calling Trump supporters

(08:58):
stupid for supporting him, and if you're a Trump supporter,
kind of just like look at what's going on, you know,
and don't like point the finger at uh anti trumpers
and like let's just let's just see it for what
it is. Okay, It's not like I don't know, it's

(09:18):
just you get on the internet, like Elon whatever went
on and did the Hyle Hitler the zigeile when he
was given his speech, Which why is Elon Musk giving
a speech? You know what I mean, what's he got
to do with politics? Nothing? He's just paying a bunch
of money to be up there, which is another thing
you should just be like, oh, yeah, I see he's

(09:38):
running the world. He's got the most money. Makes sense, right,
But he throws up the Hyle Hitler. All the anti
Trumpers are like, hey, we got a Nazi in there.
Now he's Hyland Hitler. And then all the super Trumpers
are like, no, he's just autistic. He got excited. Like

(10:00):
I'm just saying, like this is this should be a
moment where we just kind of see what's going on
objectively and not be like, oh, but my team's right
and your team's run. Don't do that just be like, Okay,
they all hate poor people. Okay, so let's just relax
and yeah, switching from politics and you know, stuff that

(10:25):
we need to be looking out for. Did you see
the refs just blatantly cheating for the Kansas City Chiefs
against the Texans on Saturday or was that Sunday? I
don't even remember. I've been drunk all weekend. That was ridiculous.
There is blatant cheating going on in the NFL so
that the NFL can have another Tom Brady and Patrick
Mahomes and just boost him up so they have a

(10:46):
storyline because they found out you need one golden boy
in the NFL because or seventy percent of fans are
gonna hate them, the other thirty year gonna love him,
and you just talk about it the whole time like
it's a WWE storyline. There were some calls in that

(11:08):
Chiefs Texans game where I was like, you can they're
gonna let get away with this. And that's another thing.
Like Chiefs fans, I was going on you know, their
Twitter and checking out what they were saying. They were like,
oh yeah, well giving up eight sacks and missing two
field goals in cheatah, and you know you guys should
have played better. Yeah, Texans should have played better. But
come on, you were watching that game right, Like even

(11:31):
in the National Championship last night, I want to know
the dame to win, the refs let him play. For
the most part, there was one one play where it
was I think second down play. Ryley Winner threw a pass.
The receiver only got like eight nine yards. He was
pretty much short of the line. Thought he was obvious.

(11:52):
They gave him the first down. I wasn't mad about
it because it was my team, but I also saw, yeah,
that was probably some bullshit, Like I don't understand why
we can do that, you know what I mean, just
be like, yeah, I'm on this side, so it benefits me.
It's awesome, but yeah, that's absolutely bullshit. Like Chiefs fans,
how do you just say, yeah, we won, we were

(12:13):
the better team. No, you weren't. You had the refs
out there. Anytime the Texans like we're getting some momentum
offensively or defensively, a flag came in and the rest
were like, no, sorry, Texans, the Chiefs need to keep
the momentum. And that's what happened the whole game. It
was ridiculous, or maybe you know, I'm just getting a

(12:34):
little too into conspiracy theories. Who knows. I don't, just
saying like, it's it's kind of kind of getting embarrassing,
but I don't know. Man, it's getting cold. Been sitting
in the house too long, and I'm just like watching
TV and watching social media and cracking off farts, right,

(12:56):
aims She just looked at me like, you disgusting piece
of shit. Hey, I'm just saying, what we have. It's strong,
it's unbreakable. You can smell it, it's beautiful. There's this
study done that said only one in three people feel
comfortable pooping or passing gas in front of their partner.

(13:17):
That's crazy, right, That's why divorce rates are so high.
You don't even know what your significant others inside smell like,
you know, like that one. You gotta know what their
shit smells like for you know, you get married. I
got I got a buddy, you know, he's talking about like,
oh I'm so low, blah blah blah. I was like,
you're you ever smelled one of her farts? He goes, yeah,

(13:40):
she done fart, And I was like, oh, you stupid,
dumb bitch. Wait, she eats, she's on fart, She on
fire around you, she's got a tummy ache. That's why
you guys only hang out in increments, because as soon
as you leave, she goes in uh in the bathroom
and it becomes a nuclear fallout. Shelter. Wait, what I'm

(14:01):
telling you is you need to start cracking off more farts.
See if that guy's gonna stick around, See if he
actually loves you once he smells what you got cooking
up over there. Because girls, y'all got the nastiest, smelliest
farts I've ever smelled. Mind title not Amy, Amy yours.
You don't even fart. Actually, I don't even know why

(14:21):
I brought this up, but I'm just saying for the
rest of you, sick bitches, start farting around your man
or your woman, whatever you're into. It's fine. I'm not
gonna get I'll trumpy on you. There's only two sexes
that are allowed to fart. It's either a man far
or a woman fart. And that woman fart better not

(14:44):
be around me, and you better be in the kitchen.
I'm not gonna do that to you. I'm just saying,
if you really want to be strong in your relationship.
If you want to see if it's actually love you, Guys,
start cracking them off around each other. That's what I'm
telling you. Valentine is coming up. Guys, before you put

(15:04):
that reservation in for Valentine's Day, fart around her, see
what she does, and ladies, before you accept the Valentine's Day. Actually,
you can get whatever you want from Valentine's Day and
then wait after Valentine's Day and then crack a fart
around him. And if you don't like it, guess what
you can leave because he doesn't love you. If you

(15:26):
don't love to smell your farts, he's not for you. Okay,
say with me, ladies, I'm a strong, independent farther. Nobody's
saying that with me. It's okay, all right, Ames, you
want to yell some British stuff. You got a new book,
you're excited. What's the book called. Just yell it and
be very British on a storm? All right? That was

(15:53):
your British word of the week. Yeah, she's working. She
actually has a job. I'm just over here talking into
the abyss. But well, let's get to your headline of
the week. This one I'm just going to warn you
is pretty pretty disturbing. Teacher had a child with thirteen
year old student who was living in her home. And

(16:14):
it's crazy because the story says an elementary school teacher
in New Jersey is accused of having a child with
a thirteen year old student as part of multiple years
of sexual abuse alleged allegedly beginning when the boys were
only eleven. Authorities arrested the suspect, thirty four year old,
in regard to the alleged crimes that happened between twenty

(16:34):
sixteen and twenty twenty at her home. She was employed
at the elementary school the suspect reportably taught the victim
and his brother in fifth grade, and when they had
a baby in twenty nineteen, the alleged victim was living
with her at her residence. That's insane. And what's even
more insane is leaders of the school district that she

(16:55):
worked at put her on a paid administrative leave as
a result of that accusations. Hey, first of all, if
you get accused of touching kids, you don't get paid absence. Bro,
I'm sorry, that's some PTO. That's not PTO, you know
what I mean? That's an unexcused absence. Secondly, these kids
were living with the teacher at eleven years old. I

(17:22):
don't want a victim blame, but like, what were the
parents doing. Have you ever heard of that where it's like, oh, yeah,
you know, you can just go with with that teacher.
That's fine. I don't like you anyway, you're just my
eleven year old kid. Yeah, go with with your teacher.
She's really good at math. You'll be super smart. Like,
the parents need to be locked up too, Like, you

(17:42):
take this lady, the one that was having sex with
the kids, throw her under the jail, and then the
parents got to go to jail too. Why, Like, what
did you think was gonna happen? Will? She was a
family friend, they're your kids. You're a bad person for
trying to pawn your kids off somebody else. Anyway, Well,

(18:02):
we had no idea this would happen. You put an eleven, twelve,
thirteen year old boy, the horniest thing on the planet,
into a girl's house, and that girl is enough of
a terrible piece of shit and a dork. While you're
thirty four years old, you can't pull another thirty four
year old. Something's wrong with you yet to take them

(18:25):
out back and put two in. I Like, that's just
crazy to me. Well, we're just gonna what what The
kids live with their teacher weirdos, whole situations weird. So
regardless of how bad of a week you're having, at
least your week's not that bad, you know what I mean,

(18:47):
Well perspective, maybe it's a little dark, but what are
you gonna do? All Right, that's a podcast. Enjoyed the
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