February 11, 2025 • 22 mins
Nick talks about the superbowl, cryto holy wars, and not looking high
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Why still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. Inside thoughts, check check check.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome back to inside thoughts. I hope you're having a
good start to the week. We got more winter, so
that's stupid roading up in Pennsylvania. And Gobbler's knob walked
outside and got scared of a shadow or something. So
they're like, sex more weeks of winter and now it's
called We had one one nice day. It was on Sunday.
(00:38):
It was like God knew the super Bowl was happening.
He was like, today's gonna be nice. You can get
ship faced during the day, come back home, watch the game.
I got sunburnt on my head. The sun was out
for maybe like three hours. In my white, bald ass head,
it got sun burnt. It's tough being bald man. It's
tough being bald. But I hope you're having a good week.
(01:02):
Remember it's February, so it's still supposed to be cold.
Don't get too said.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Don't get the seasonal depression.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We've all been there. It happens. But did you watch
the super Bowl? You watch Super Bowl? Do you have
strong opinions about the Super Bowl? Yeah? I bet you do.
Bet you already put them on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I couldn't hear it that kindred Lee Maar was saying,
that's not music.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Gonna know what good music is jazz? Okay, buddy, you
listened jazz, all right? Whatever sor right. You can have
strong opinions about the super Bowl just you know, came
to yourself. Am I gonna do that? Absolutely not? Why
because I have a microphone you chose to hit play. Okay,
this is not my fault. You're listening to my thoughts consensually,
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not forcing them down your throat. I'm just saying the
super Bowl was cool. I liked it. I enjoyed it,
thought it was a great super Bowl. Well, Donnie t
was there. I'm just saying the super is getting a
little too American. Ee, you know what I mean. We're
getting out of line a little bit, Like there's no
reason to sing America the Beautiful and the national Anthem.
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Amy was asking me, she was like, well, what's this song?
And it was like America the Beautiful. She was like,
is that the national anthem? I was like, no, it's
just like I don't know b side of America's greatest hits.
Like sometimes we sing it. I don't know. She's like,
I don't get it. I was like me, neither. You're
confusing the immigrants and the people that didn't pay attention
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in sixth grade history. Why are we doing that? We're
getting will too american e. It's like we're singing America
the Beautiful, the national anthem, and we're having a flyover,
a military flyover. It was in a fucking dome. What
are you doing that for? Well, everybody wants to see
the big the big bomb juts fly over. They're in
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a dome. They can't see a dumb ass sing the
national anthem them. Let me watch the game. Everything's just
like a whole big production now, but nobody really cares
about it. They're just doing it to do it. Like
after they got done being all America, the Free America,
the Brave America, the greatest, after we did all that
American shit, they had like a moment of silence for
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the first responders and victims of the New Orleans attacks
that happened before the Notre Dame Georgia game. Cameron Jordan,
former New Orleans Saints Great, comes out there to read
his script, but he was like smiling when he started
doing it because he knew he was on TV. He
was like, this is terrible. We wanted to take a
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moment to think about all the people they lost their life.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Why the fuck you smiling? Is this supposed to be
a nice moment or are we just doing it for
the sake of doing it. I'm on TV, I'm gonna smile.
It's like, come on, bro, everything's a whole big production.
Just let me watch the football game. I don't I
don't need all this extra.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Shit making me feel all the fields.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Just say, let me let me watch football. The economy's
got to be good though, Like that's I know it
is kind of negative, you know, the first part of
the game, but you start watching that game. Companies were
paying a shit ton of money to all these actors
to be in their Super Bowl commercials. That means business
is good, right. They got disposable incomes because these these
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actors aren't doing this for free. And they said, like
the new cost or the starting price of a thirty
second Super Bowl ad is eight million dollars. I think
they're bidding for more than that. Plus that's just to
get the spot. Eight million dollars. Then you got to
pay one of these actors a couple mil I'm saying
that means business is good, right, the economy's got to
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be good. It's the only time I respect advertising is
the Super Bowl. But advertising, we got to chill it
out because like it's it's everywhere. I got to email
another email saying.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Uh, Disney Plus is up in the price because we
have Hulu now too, and you just get that.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hey, I already fucking pay for Hulu. Why are you
adding that to my Disney Plus and making me pay
more for Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well, you could keep the same one that you have.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You're just gonna get commercials. Why are there commercials in
the middle of a fucking thor movie? I don't need
to see that. Like, there's just too many ads. You
get on TikTok. There's an ad that plays before. Twitter's
got five hundred ads in it, and they like try
and trick you into clicking it when you're scrolling. You
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get on YouTube, every video you press has an ad.
Like That's why I love the Super Bowl. It means more.
There's only football on Sundays. There's seventeen weeks of football
that lead up to that, and it means more. So
I think we should just have ads run one day
a week. You compare it with football, so everybody's watching
it and make sure they're good. And then the best
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ones make it to the super Bowl and we get
to respect it. Advertisement becomes an art instead of a nuisance.
You know what I'm talking about? No crazy? Okay, who's
disagreeing with you right now? Nobody? I'm just saying, what's
calm down on the advertising right now? Like when I
talk to people out in the wild, I'm almost expecting
an advertisement to pop up. Like people just hit me
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with small talk in the elevator. Hey, how's it going? Uh,
thirty second ad pops up. I actually wouldn't mind next.
I don't really particularly enjoy small talk. But someone's just
talking to you about the weather, they just automatically go
into an advertisement.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Hey, the weather's crazy, super crazy. It's supposed to get
clear skies tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Though. That's good, you'll be able to see the moon.
Speaking of the moon, can I interest you in some crypto?
It's like, why is everything an advertisement? Going to the moon? Bro?
Cryptos everywhere? It's crazy. I wash. I went back. I
was on this bitcoin podcast and it just came out.
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Go check it out sat chats good dudes that do it.
But they were like telling me, like the history behind bitcoin.
They were like, yeah, the guy that made it, he
was just a genius.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
He was a genius, Like he came up with this
whole thing to just better the world. And I was like,
what's his name. They're like, Satashi Nakamotos. I don't know.
I was like, oh, so he was like Jesus Crypto Christ.
They're like no, I'm telling you though. That's like we're
we argue about everything. Now. That's what we're gonna be
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arguing about in the future. It's not gonna be like
Democrat Republican. It's not gonna be Islam versus Christianity that
we hate each other for. It's gonna be the the
two religions. Bitcoin or XRP. This is the true currency.
There's gonna be wars about this shit. They already have
statues of uh, what's this guy's name, Jesus Crypto Christ.
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What's his actual name, Satashi Nakamoto. They got a statue
in Budapest and Hungary. It's just like his face with
like a little actually he looks like a crypto bro
in this picture. It's just like a gold robot head
with a hoodie on, and then it's got like a
little bitcoin thing down there. That's how religions start. You
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start building some statues. People believe in it. Yeah, dude,
I can't. Actually I can't marry into your family. Why
you guys believe in the XRP theory? I'm a bitcoiner?
Knock Himoda is my savior? Who's yours? I actually don't
even know who create XRP. I don't know what I
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was talking about anyway. The Super Bowl Kendrick's halftime show
was dope. You know. I loved it as a rat fan.
Thought he did a good job of telling a story
and sending a message and then being petty as shit.
People were like, no, it sucked. Who's terrible? It was
the worst one. Somebody posted like all the headlines of
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all the last Super Bowl halftime shows, Like all the
headlines are just terrible? Can I get a refund Beyonce's
NFL halftime show. We's fans furious? Super Bowl halftime show
reviewed the weekend wasn't great, but it's not all his fault.
Rihanna making the FCC work work work After Super Bowl
viewers file one hundred and three complaints.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There's a pregnant woman expressing her right to be pregnant
on my TV screen.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Get it off. Super Bowl twenty twenty four fans divided
over Usher's boring halftime show. Everybody in the comments was like, yeah,
Kendrick stinks it wouldn't Usher wasn't entertaining. It was good, dude.
He was telling a story. He was like actually kind
of being socially conscious and then teased being a petty
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piece of shit the whole time through, Like I want
to sing the song, but you know they the soup.
Is he gonna do it? It was hilarious And then
and he did it, and the whole crowd went fucking crazy.
It was awesome. That's how you tease, That's how you deliver.
It was a great product. People don't like rap, that's fine.
That was terrible. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
(10:16):
It's like caught that, dude, Like just be old. We're
all gonna hit that point where we don't know who
the fuck's pointing at the halftime show. You know, it's
gonna be like the Robot boy Bands or something, just
all this techno robot music back in my day was
human beings playing it. We even had black people out there.
It's like, come on, dude, just be old, enjoy yourself.
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Not everything's got to be for you. It's funny. Amy's
pretty tired of me talking about the Kendrick and Drake beef.
Like my aunt, she's a little older, you know, she's
an aunt. She's lived life, not always keeping up with
pop culture because she's not supposed to. Pop culture is
not for her. I posted like a picture of Kendrick
on my Instagram story, like just laughing, like saying he
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did it, and she responded she was like who is
that and what the heck did he do? So I
got to explain it and I was cracking up. I
was like, yeah, my aunt don't know when I'm explaining
it to her why it was funny. So like, yeah,
he called Drake pedophile on National TV and he was like, oh,
we're still talking about that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You love when somebody asked you about that? Huh. I
was like no, She was like, yeah you do. And
the funny thing is like I can't even give her
shit for watching reality TV anymore, Like she watches ninety
Day fiance all the time, and it's always like some
girl from the Ukraine like.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Did you cheat on me when I was away on
my kid to.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Visa And guys, no, no, I didn't do it. They
do it. I give a shit. I'm like, I don't
want to watch it. I can't do it anymore because
Kendrick Drake beef is the exact same thing. So go,
do you hear what Kendricks said to Drake? Do you
hear what Drake said back? Kendrick's could do it again?
She's like, shut the fuck up, you girl. I'm like, sorry,
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he's my story. So just like, enjoy your shit. I'm
just saying the halftime show, it was cool and it
was fun. And Wes, you're a Drake fan, you know
what I mean? Like if that is who you were,
like half my identity is I love Drake music and
everybody know when I come to a party, everybody knows
I'm gonna turn on that Aubrey bro I know the
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good bangers. You know. I was there for take care.
You know, like when people make liking an artist or
something their whole personality and you're like, do you talk
to people in real life? Ever? It's tough. You know,
if you're that guy, then yeah, it's tough, man. But
biting up, maybe Drake will make some good songs. Who cares?
But also, why do you care that much about another
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human being? You don't know. It's just it's fun. It's
fun to watch. But the actual game I loved. You know,
a lot of people said it was boring. There was
nothing more fun than watching what happened to Kansas City
last night. Start earlier, I thought the rest were gonna
be eating for them because there was just an absolute
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bullshit offensive pass interference called on aj Brown on the
Eagles this first quarter, Like Eagles were going refs through
the flag and I was like, oh, starting early, it's
gonna be tough. And then the Eagles absolutely whooped their
ass and everybody was like, oh, the ref allegations went
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away real quick.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's like, no, I think they were a little too
blatant on that first one. They got the call from
Vegas like they settled down, settle down. All the money's
on Kansas City right now because of what you guys
are doing. Stop calling penalties and we'll make a bunch
of money when the Eagles win. And then you saw
how good the Chiefs were when they didn't get help
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from the refs got spanked. Except I was personally torn because,
like I wanted the Chiefs to lose, you know, because
they've just been winning on bullshit all year and it's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's the three, It's the greatest team of all time.
Patrick Mahomes is he the goat.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I was tired of that shit. But I also wouldn't
have been mad if Mahomes just fully became the anti
Christ and came back down thirty four so that people
would stop bringing up the Falcons. They had Tom Brady
up there broadcast in the game, kept bringing up the
Falcons Patriots super Bowl. You're like, hey, Tom, this is
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a big deficit. What would you do because you've been
down by this before?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And he's like, actually, I've never been down by thirty four.
I was only down by twenty five, and I came
back from the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Fuck. If Mahomes had come back, everybody would have forgotten
about that. So that was like, you know, it was
a win win situation for me watching it, So like, yeah,
either Chiefs get destroyed when they don't have you know,
the refs helping him out, as the twelfth Man or
Patrick Mahomes becomes the Anti Christ and the Falcons are
off the hook for the rest of eternity. You know
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what I mean. It was a win win, but did
not did not go the Chiefs way. It was awesome
though it was funny. There was this uh picture going
around on Twitter of this little kid wearing Patrick Mahomes
jersey crying and his mom posted like, he's not taking
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the first half very well. It's like, first of all,
why would you do that to your kid? Don't post
him crying on the internet, because when he grows up,
he's gonna get beat ups. They were like, aren't you
cry baby Chiefs boy? No, yeah, but I'm work. He
was fucking crying dude, and his mom just got him
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bullied and beat up all throughout middle school because she
wanted some likes. Bad parent, but also like that kid
hadn't struggled, you know what I mean, he's seen how
many of they got three four super Bowls? I think
they just got three. Yeah, Mahomes is three and two
in the Super Bowls. He's already seen three Super Bowls.
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He looked like he was about ten years old. He
probably didn't start giving a fuck about sports till he
was like six or seven. He has known nothing but victory,
and he's crying because the first half thing goes away. Well, shit,
he's gonna grow up to be an iPad kid. Why
is the world so tough and things are not happening
for cause you've been playing video games on easier whole life, Bradley,
That's why. That's why I'm just saying, like I don't
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respect it. And this is like how I know I'm
getting old, Like I'm gonna be a great old man
just yelling at people and hating shit because I already
don't respect human beings that were born like after nineteen
ninety six, Like nineteen ninety six was the cutoff for
the last human beings. You remember phones and no phones,
You remember internet, no Internet, you remember real life, and
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you like, like basically like the baseline is you had
to have been conscious for nine to eleven happened happening,
because like that was so crazy. It made you realize, Oh,
the world's changing. This police might suck. Like I feel
bad for the new kids. They don't have any kind
of bad shit happening. They're just bad things are always happening,
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so they don't remember anything good. That's why you gotta
bring bullying back. You know, maybe make weed illegal again,
you know what I mean, raise the stakes for these kids. Now,
I'm just kidding, don't make weed illegal again. I'm just saying,
like they're kids need to earn it now, like that
that ten year old kid. My team's losing in the
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first act. Try watching the Cleveland Brown season where they
don't win a whole game the whole season. My team's
not winning. It's for super Bowl. In my fifth season
watching the NFL. You gotta earn it, you know what
I mean, Like you gotta. You gotta have some trials
and triple tribulations in your life. Trible, that word beat
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my ass, that rebelations. Just say, man, why wife's gotta
be a little tough or it's gonna ge it real
tough for you, you know what I mean, Snap for that one.
That was a bar. That was a bar. Now, I
just give you the ick saying that, Yes, indubitably, you
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gave me the ick. Go back to your country. Yeah
that was just that was a wow. Uh Yeah, I
don't know, man, it's just it's getting tough. I don't know,
maybe it's just because I'm a hater, Like you never
want to see someone succeed all the time. Maybe that's
why I was rooting for the Chiefs to lose Patrick Mahomes.
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You just you ever see somebody just be real good
at something, you know, they make it look effortless. You're like, oh,
fuck you. You know what I mean, Like if you ever
thought you were really good at something and you were
actually just terrible at it, Like I used to think
I was so good at acting. Not high when I
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was in high school. I thought I was like with
my Buddies' like, all right, dude, we're gonna smoke ten blunts. No,
I gotta go home. My mom said I gotta be
home by midnight. So you know, you get home, he's
thinking Mom's gonna be asleep. You walk in through the basement,
she's saying at the top of the stairs, You're like fuck.
But in the back of your mind you're thinking, no,
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I'm about to give an oscar a worthy performance. Or
he put vising to my eyes. I sprayed myself with spray.
She has no idea I've smoke ten blots today. Wrong,
because Mom's been there before, had she starts interrogating you
like you're in Guantanamo Bay. Hey, come here, let me
smell you. Okay, but still you're not worried if you
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just hit yourself with smell, what do you have spray on? Well?
You know I was just talking to girls. She knows
I wouldn't talking to girls, you pussy. It's scary to
go talk to a girl, wouldn't it. Yeah, But then
she goes to step further. You're like, starts looking into
your eyes. She's like, what's wrong with your eyes? But
you got a hole tough. She's still like, no oscar
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worthy performance. I am not high. I am acting so
normal right now. And she's like you look Kai, and
you go no, no, don't just break Immediately, she brings
you to the mirror. She goes, look, look at yourself.
You look high. You start looking in there like pulling
your eyewods down like I don't think. So she's like
you look, Kai, I'm like, no, I don't. And then
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you get so high you start looking at the mirror
forgetting that you are that high. You start talking to
yourself in there like you don't look Kai. You're like, thanks, bro,
see mom. Look he agrees she's like, I'm gonna beat
your ass. Then she hits you with the wooden spoon
or whatever thing piece of equipment that your mom was
really good at beating you with. You know, some people
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use a shoe at chanka, whatever it was. But then
you got your ass beat and that's how it was. Anyway,
the super Bowl was good. That's all I'm gonna say.
Let's get to your headline of the week and then
I will let you go read a book or be
productive or do whatever you were gonna do. You weren't
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going to be better today. You're listening to this podcast.
I know you're not smart. It's fine. I love you
for it. Show has Show Hey. Otani's former translator, Ipe Muzahara,
has been sentenced to fifty seven months in prison in
order to pay nearly seventeen million dollars in restitution to Otani.
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Per Bleacher Report, that's Otani's guy that took the fall
for Otani gambling on sports and him being like, no,
I don't actually speak any English. My translator did all
that shit and he took the fall. Which I hope
they're friends, because, honestly, if you got to do five
years in jail, he'll probably get out early. If you've
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got to do five years in jail for a billion dollars,
pretty good deal, right, because Otani's gonna set him up
when he gets out, and then he's got to pay
almost seventeen million to Otani, he's getting his money back time.
You'd be like, yeah, this seventeen mil will be here
for you when you get back. That's what he should do,
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because your best friend took the rap. Well, I don't
speak any English. I didn't know I was gambling, even
though I have a draftking sponsorship and I know what's
gonna happen all the time. I didn't. I didn't bet
on baseball. He did. Let don't take the fall. You
give him money, you set him up when you get out.
I'm just saying that's you gotta take the fall. And
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if you're the best friend in that situation and your
friend makes a billion dollars, you take the fall. Don't
go nope, nose whom you can do it? All right,
that's podcast. I hope you have a good rest of
the week. Don't say mean things to each other on
social media.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Money money for money for money,
Why still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. Inside thoughts, check check check.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Welcome back to inside thoughts. I hope you're having a
good start to the week. We got more winter, so
that's stupid roading up in Pennsylvania. And Gobbler's knob walked
outside and got scared of a shadow or something. So
they're like, sex more weeks of winter and now it's
called We had one one nice day. It was on Sunday.
(00:38):
It was like God knew the super Bowl was happening.
He was like, today's gonna be nice. You can get
ship faced during the day, come back home, watch the game.
I got sunburnt on my head. The sun was out
for maybe like three hours. In my white, bald ass head,
it got sun burnt. It's tough being bald man. It's
tough being bald. But I hope you're having a good week.
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Remember it's February, so it's still supposed to be cold.
Don't get too said.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Don't get the seasonal depression.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We've all been there. It happens. But did you watch
the super Bowl? You watch Super Bowl? Do you have
strong opinions about the Super Bowl? Yeah? I bet you do.
Bet you already put them on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I couldn't hear it that kindred Lee Maar was saying,
that's not music.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Gonna know what good music is jazz? Okay, buddy, you
listened jazz, all right? Whatever sor right. You can have
strong opinions about the super Bowl just you know, came
to yourself. Am I gonna do that? Absolutely not? Why
because I have a microphone you chose to hit play. Okay,
this is not my fault. You're listening to my thoughts consensually,
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not forcing them down your throat. I'm just saying the
super Bowl was cool. I liked it. I enjoyed it,
thought it was a great super Bowl. Well, Donnie t
was there. I'm just saying the super is getting a
little too American. Ee, you know what I mean. We're
getting out of line a little bit, Like there's no
reason to sing America the Beautiful and the national Anthem.
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Amy was asking me, she was like, well, what's this song?
And it was like America the Beautiful. She was like,
is that the national anthem? I was like, no, it's
just like I don't know b side of America's greatest hits.
Like sometimes we sing it. I don't know. She's like,
I don't get it. I was like me, neither. You're
confusing the immigrants and the people that didn't pay attention
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in sixth grade history. Why are we doing that? We're
getting will too american e. It's like we're singing America
the Beautiful, the national anthem, and we're having a flyover,
a military flyover. It was in a fucking dome. What
are you doing that for? Well, everybody wants to see
the big the big bomb juts fly over. They're in
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a dome. They can't see a dumb ass sing the
national anthem them. Let me watch the game. Everything's just
like a whole big production now, but nobody really cares
about it. They're just doing it to do it. Like
after they got done being all America, the Free America,
the Brave America, the greatest, after we did all that
American shit, they had like a moment of silence for
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the first responders and victims of the New Orleans attacks
that happened before the Notre Dame Georgia game. Cameron Jordan,
former New Orleans Saints Great, comes out there to read
his script, but he was like smiling when he started
doing it because he knew he was on TV. He
was like, this is terrible. We wanted to take a
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moment to think about all the people they lost their life.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Why the fuck you smiling? Is this supposed to be
a nice moment or are we just doing it for
the sake of doing it. I'm on TV, I'm gonna smile.
It's like, come on, bro, everything's a whole big production.
Just let me watch the football game. I don't I
don't need all this extra.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Shit making me feel all the fields.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Just say, let me let me watch football. The economy's
got to be good though, Like that's I know it
is kind of negative, you know, the first part of
the game, but you start watching that game. Companies were
paying a shit ton of money to all these actors
to be in their Super Bowl commercials. That means business
is good, right. They got disposable incomes because these these
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actors aren't doing this for free. And they said, like
the new cost or the starting price of a thirty
second Super Bowl ad is eight million dollars. I think
they're bidding for more than that. Plus that's just to
get the spot. Eight million dollars. Then you got to
pay one of these actors a couple mil I'm saying
that means business is good, right, the economy's got to
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be good. It's the only time I respect advertising is
the Super Bowl. But advertising, we got to chill it
out because like it's it's everywhere. I got to email
another email saying.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Uh, Disney Plus is up in the price because we
have Hulu now too, and you just get that.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hey, I already fucking pay for Hulu. Why are you
adding that to my Disney Plus and making me pay
more for Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well, you could keep the same one that you have.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
You're just gonna get commercials. Why are there commercials in
the middle of a fucking thor movie? I don't need
to see that. Like, there's just too many ads. You
get on TikTok. There's an ad that plays before. Twitter's
got five hundred ads in it, and they like try
and trick you into clicking it when you're scrolling. You
(05:29):
get on YouTube, every video you press has an ad.
Like That's why I love the Super Bowl. It means more.
There's only football on Sundays. There's seventeen weeks of football
that lead up to that, and it means more. So
I think we should just have ads run one day
a week. You compare it with football, so everybody's watching
it and make sure they're good. And then the best
(05:50):
ones make it to the super Bowl and we get
to respect it. Advertisement becomes an art instead of a nuisance.
You know what I'm talking about? No crazy? Okay, who's
disagreeing with you right now? Nobody? I'm just saying, what's
calm down on the advertising right now? Like when I
talk to people out in the wild, I'm almost expecting
an advertisement to pop up. Like people just hit me
(06:14):
with small talk in the elevator. Hey, how's it going? Uh,
thirty second ad pops up. I actually wouldn't mind next.
I don't really particularly enjoy small talk. But someone's just
talking to you about the weather, they just automatically go
into an advertisement.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Hey, the weather's crazy, super crazy. It's supposed to get
clear skies tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Though. That's good, you'll be able to see the moon.
Speaking of the moon, can I interest you in some crypto?
It's like, why is everything an advertisement? Going to the moon? Bro?
Cryptos everywhere? It's crazy. I wash. I went back. I
was on this bitcoin podcast and it just came out.
(06:58):
Go check it out sat chats good dudes that do it.
But they were like telling me, like the history behind bitcoin.
They were like, yeah, the guy that made it, he
was just a genius.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
He was a genius, Like he came up with this
whole thing to just better the world. And I was like,
what's his name. They're like, Satashi Nakamotos. I don't know.
I was like, oh, so he was like Jesus Crypto Christ.
They're like no, I'm telling you though. That's like we're
we argue about everything. Now. That's what we're gonna be
(07:33):
arguing about in the future. It's not gonna be like
Democrat Republican. It's not gonna be Islam versus Christianity that
we hate each other for. It's gonna be the the
two religions. Bitcoin or XRP. This is the true currency.
There's gonna be wars about this shit. They already have
statues of uh, what's this guy's name, Jesus Crypto Christ.
(07:57):
What's his actual name, Satashi Nakamoto. They got a statue
in Budapest and Hungary. It's just like his face with
like a little actually he looks like a crypto bro
in this picture. It's just like a gold robot head
with a hoodie on, and then it's got like a
little bitcoin thing down there. That's how religions start. You
(08:18):
start building some statues. People believe in it. Yeah, dude,
I can't. Actually I can't marry into your family. Why
you guys believe in the XRP theory? I'm a bitcoiner?
Knock Himoda is my savior? Who's yours? I actually don't
even know who create XRP. I don't know what I
(08:41):
was talking about anyway. The Super Bowl Kendrick's halftime show
was dope. You know. I loved it as a rat fan.
Thought he did a good job of telling a story
and sending a message and then being petty as shit.
People were like, no, it sucked. Who's terrible? It was
the worst one. Somebody posted like all the headlines of
(09:03):
all the last Super Bowl halftime shows, Like all the
headlines are just terrible? Can I get a refund Beyonce's
NFL halftime show. We's fans furious? Super Bowl halftime show
reviewed the weekend wasn't great, but it's not all his fault.
Rihanna making the FCC work work work After Super Bowl
viewers file one hundred and three complaints.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There's a pregnant woman expressing her right to be pregnant
on my TV screen.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Get it off. Super Bowl twenty twenty four fans divided
over Usher's boring halftime show. Everybody in the comments was like, yeah,
Kendrick stinks it wouldn't Usher wasn't entertaining. It was good, dude.
He was telling a story. He was like actually kind
of being socially conscious and then teased being a petty
(09:54):
piece of shit the whole time through, Like I want
to sing the song, but you know they the soup.
Is he gonna do it? It was hilarious And then
and he did it, and the whole crowd went fucking crazy.
It was awesome. That's how you tease, That's how you deliver.
It was a great product. People don't like rap, that's fine.
That was terrible. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
(10:16):
It's like caught that, dude, Like just be old. We're
all gonna hit that point where we don't know who
the fuck's pointing at the halftime show. You know, it's
gonna be like the Robot boy Bands or something, just
all this techno robot music back in my day was
human beings playing it. We even had black people out there.
It's like, come on, dude, just be old, enjoy yourself.
(10:39):
Not everything's got to be for you. It's funny. Amy's
pretty tired of me talking about the Kendrick and Drake beef.
Like my aunt, she's a little older, you know, she's
an aunt. She's lived life, not always keeping up with
pop culture because she's not supposed to. Pop culture is
not for her. I posted like a picture of Kendrick
on my Instagram story, like just laughing, like saying he
(11:01):
did it, and she responded she was like who is
that and what the heck did he do? So I
got to explain it and I was cracking up. I
was like, yeah, my aunt don't know when I'm explaining
it to her why it was funny. So like, yeah,
he called Drake pedophile on National TV and he was like, oh,
we're still talking about that.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You love when somebody asked you about that? Huh. I
was like no, She was like, yeah you do. And
the funny thing is like I can't even give her
shit for watching reality TV anymore, Like she watches ninety
Day fiance all the time, and it's always like some
girl from the Ukraine like.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Did you cheat on me when I was away on
my kid to.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Visa And guys, no, no, I didn't do it. They
do it. I give a shit. I'm like, I don't
want to watch it. I can't do it anymore because
Kendrick Drake beef is the exact same thing. So go,
do you hear what Kendricks said to Drake? Do you
hear what Drake said back? Kendrick's could do it again?
She's like, shut the fuck up, you girl. I'm like, sorry,
(11:59):
he's my story. So just like, enjoy your shit. I'm
just saying the halftime show, it was cool and it
was fun. And Wes, you're a Drake fan, you know
what I mean? Like if that is who you were,
like half my identity is I love Drake music and
everybody know when I come to a party, everybody knows
I'm gonna turn on that Aubrey bro I know the
(12:22):
good bangers. You know. I was there for take care.
You know, like when people make liking an artist or
something their whole personality and you're like, do you talk
to people in real life? Ever? It's tough. You know,
if you're that guy, then yeah, it's tough, man. But
biting up, maybe Drake will make some good songs. Who cares?
But also, why do you care that much about another
(12:42):
human being? You don't know. It's just it's fun. It's
fun to watch. But the actual game I loved. You know,
a lot of people said it was boring. There was
nothing more fun than watching what happened to Kansas City
last night. Start earlier, I thought the rest were gonna
be eating for them because there was just an absolute
(13:02):
bullshit offensive pass interference called on aj Brown on the
Eagles this first quarter, Like Eagles were going refs through
the flag and I was like, oh, starting early, it's
gonna be tough. And then the Eagles absolutely whooped their
ass and everybody was like, oh, the ref allegations went
(13:26):
away real quick.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's like, no, I think they were a little too
blatant on that first one. They got the call from
Vegas like they settled down, settle down. All the money's
on Kansas City right now because of what you guys
are doing. Stop calling penalties and we'll make a bunch
of money when the Eagles win. And then you saw
how good the Chiefs were when they didn't get help
(13:48):
from the refs got spanked. Except I was personally torn because,
like I wanted the Chiefs to lose, you know, because
they've just been winning on bullshit all year and it's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's the three, It's the greatest team of all time.
Patrick Mahomes is he the goat.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I was tired of that shit. But I also wouldn't
have been mad if Mahomes just fully became the anti
Christ and came back down thirty four so that people
would stop bringing up the Falcons. They had Tom Brady
up there broadcast in the game, kept bringing up the
Falcons Patriots super Bowl. You're like, hey, Tom, this is
(14:26):
a big deficit. What would you do because you've been
down by this before?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And he's like, actually, I've never been down by thirty four.
I was only down by twenty five, and I came
back from the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Fuck. If Mahomes had come back, everybody would have forgotten
about that. So that was like, you know, it was
a win win situation for me watching it, So like, yeah,
either Chiefs get destroyed when they don't have you know,
the refs helping him out, as the twelfth Man or
Patrick Mahomes becomes the Anti Christ and the Falcons are
off the hook for the rest of eternity. You know
(14:55):
what I mean. It was a win win, but did
not did not go the Chiefs way. It was awesome
though it was funny. There was this uh picture going
around on Twitter of this little kid wearing Patrick Mahomes
jersey crying and his mom posted like, he's not taking
(15:18):
the first half very well. It's like, first of all,
why would you do that to your kid? Don't post
him crying on the internet, because when he grows up,
he's gonna get beat ups. They were like, aren't you
cry baby Chiefs boy? No, yeah, but I'm work. He
was fucking crying dude, and his mom just got him
(15:38):
bullied and beat up all throughout middle school because she
wanted some likes. Bad parent, but also like that kid
hadn't struggled, you know what I mean, he's seen how
many of they got three four super Bowls? I think
they just got three. Yeah, Mahomes is three and two
in the Super Bowls. He's already seen three Super Bowls.
(16:00):
He looked like he was about ten years old. He
probably didn't start giving a fuck about sports till he
was like six or seven. He has known nothing but victory,
and he's crying because the first half thing goes away. Well, shit,
he's gonna grow up to be an iPad kid. Why
is the world so tough and things are not happening
for cause you've been playing video games on easier whole life, Bradley,
That's why. That's why I'm just saying, like I don't
(16:24):
respect it. And this is like how I know I'm
getting old, Like I'm gonna be a great old man
just yelling at people and hating shit because I already
don't respect human beings that were born like after nineteen
ninety six, Like nineteen ninety six was the cutoff for
the last human beings. You remember phones and no phones,
You remember internet, no Internet, you remember real life, and
(16:47):
you like, like basically like the baseline is you had
to have been conscious for nine to eleven happened happening,
because like that was so crazy. It made you realize, Oh,
the world's changing. This police might suck. Like I feel
bad for the new kids. They don't have any kind
of bad shit happening. They're just bad things are always happening,
(17:10):
so they don't remember anything good. That's why you gotta
bring bullying back. You know, maybe make weed illegal again,
you know what I mean, raise the stakes for these kids. Now,
I'm just kidding, don't make weed illegal again. I'm just saying,
like they're kids need to earn it now, like that
that ten year old kid. My team's losing in the
(17:30):
first act. Try watching the Cleveland Brown season where they
don't win a whole game the whole season. My team's
not winning. It's for super Bowl. In my fifth season
watching the NFL. You gotta earn it, you know what
I mean, Like you gotta. You gotta have some trials
and triple tribulations in your life. Trible, that word beat
(17:52):
my ass, that rebelations. Just say, man, why wife's gotta
be a little tough or it's gonna ge it real
tough for you, you know what I mean, Snap for that one.
That was a bar. That was a bar. Now, I
just give you the ick saying that, Yes, indubitably, you
(18:12):
gave me the ick. Go back to your country. Yeah
that was just that was a wow. Uh Yeah, I
don't know, man, it's just it's getting tough. I don't know,
maybe it's just because I'm a hater, Like you never
want to see someone succeed all the time. Maybe that's
why I was rooting for the Chiefs to lose Patrick Mahomes.
(18:35):
You just you ever see somebody just be real good
at something, you know, they make it look effortless. You're like, oh,
fuck you. You know what I mean, Like if you ever
thought you were really good at something and you were
actually just terrible at it, Like I used to think
I was so good at acting. Not high when I
(18:55):
was in high school. I thought I was like with
my Buddies' like, all right, dude, we're gonna smoke ten blunts. No,
I gotta go home. My mom said I gotta be
home by midnight. So you know, you get home, he's
thinking Mom's gonna be asleep. You walk in through the basement,
she's saying at the top of the stairs, You're like fuck.
But in the back of your mind you're thinking, no,
(19:16):
I'm about to give an oscar a worthy performance. Or
he put vising to my eyes. I sprayed myself with spray.
She has no idea I've smoke ten blots today. Wrong,
because Mom's been there before, had she starts interrogating you
like you're in Guantanamo Bay. Hey, come here, let me
smell you. Okay, but still you're not worried if you
(19:37):
just hit yourself with smell, what do you have spray on? Well?
You know I was just talking to girls. She knows
I wouldn't talking to girls, you pussy. It's scary to
go talk to a girl, wouldn't it. Yeah, But then
she goes to step further. You're like, starts looking into
your eyes. She's like, what's wrong with your eyes? But
you got a hole tough. She's still like, no oscar
(19:57):
worthy performance. I am not high. I am acting so
normal right now. And she's like you look Kai, and
you go no, no, don't just break Immediately, she brings
you to the mirror. She goes, look, look at yourself.
You look high. You start looking in there like pulling
your eyewods down like I don't think. So she's like
you look, Kai, I'm like, no, I don't. And then
(20:19):
you get so high you start looking at the mirror
forgetting that you are that high. You start talking to
yourself in there like you don't look Kai. You're like, thanks, bro,
see mom. Look he agrees she's like, I'm gonna beat
your ass. Then she hits you with the wooden spoon
or whatever thing piece of equipment that your mom was
really good at beating you with. You know, some people
(20:39):
use a shoe at chanka, whatever it was. But then
you got your ass beat and that's how it was. Anyway,
the super Bowl was good. That's all I'm gonna say.
Let's get to your headline of the week and then
I will let you go read a book or be
productive or do whatever you were gonna do. You weren't
(21:00):
going to be better today. You're listening to this podcast.
I know you're not smart. It's fine. I love you
for it. Show has Show Hey. Otani's former translator, Ipe Muzahara,
has been sentenced to fifty seven months in prison in
order to pay nearly seventeen million dollars in restitution to Otani.
(21:22):
Per Bleacher Report, that's Otani's guy that took the fall
for Otani gambling on sports and him being like, no,
I don't actually speak any English. My translator did all
that shit and he took the fall. Which I hope
they're friends, because, honestly, if you got to do five
years in jail, he'll probably get out early. If you've
(21:43):
got to do five years in jail for a billion dollars,
pretty good deal, right, because Otani's gonna set him up
when he gets out, and then he's got to pay
almost seventeen million to Otani, he's getting his money back time.
You'd be like, yeah, this seventeen mil will be here
for you when you get back. That's what he should do,
(22:04):
because your best friend took the rap. Well, I don't
speak any English. I didn't know I was gambling, even
though I have a draftking sponsorship and I know what's
gonna happen all the time. I didn't. I didn't bet
on baseball. He did. Let don't take the fall. You
give him money, you set him up when you get out.
I'm just saying that's you gotta take the fall. And
(22:25):
if you're the best friend in that situation and your
friend makes a billion dollars, you take the fall. Don't
go nope, nose whom you can do it? All right,
that's podcast. I hope you have a good rest of
the week. Don't say mean things to each other on
social media.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Money money for money for money,
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