February 26, 2025 • 28 mins
Nick talks about lazy coworkers, tapas restaurants, and murder docs
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is inside thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check Welcome back. Appreciate you tuning in, Uh
inside thoughts. Hope you're having a good week. Took took
the week off last week. It happens, you know, I
just I was being ways ye I couldn't do it,
you know what I mean. It was one of those
things where it was like, well, we got the uh,
(00:36):
we got the holiday, so I got Monday off. Tuesday
feels like a Monday, so you know, I'll do it tomorrow.
And then there was a snow day and I was
just like, I can't be bothered to work. I couldn't
figure out how to do my one podcast. That's That's
where I was at. But you know, sometimes you gotta
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be the waysy coworker, even though I'm just you know,
co working with myself. But everybody knows that that waysy
coworker where you know, whatever excuse they got's just the
dumbest shit you've ever heard in your entire life. I
used to work at this concert venue up in Akron,
and it was a super easy job, you know what
(01:18):
I mean, Like serve people beer, cleaned, up trash. Every
once in a while you had to move something heavy.
It was easy, you know, refill the beer, pick up
a keg, and there'd be somebody when you're walking with
the empty keg.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
They'd be like, hey, you want to take that to
my house? You just yeah, put that in the back
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I was like, yeah, that's the twenty seventh time I've
heard that Dice Buddy House funny. Anyway, you just got
like the one lazy coworker who can't, you know, just
do the easiest shit. Like all you got to do
is show up and just do the basic stuff. We
had this one guy who like got the job because
his dad was like a politician or something worked for
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the city. An achron, you know what I mean. And uh,
he was just he was like a moron. He would
never do anything. Like we all had walkie talkies and
they'd be like, hey, where are you. They'd be like,
I'm over here, and they'd go over there and he
went in there. They'd be like, what the fuck is
this guy? They found out that he was just like
in the Uh he was sitting in the porta potties
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just watching Netflix until his shift was done. And they
caught him. They caught him doing that, and they're like, what, like,
what were you doing? You gotta work, like we're paying you,
You're just sitting around, you know, watching Netflix. He goes, well,
nobody told me that I couldn't do that, So I
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think this is more of an administration uh problem that
we have over here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You need to tell their workers what to do. It's like, bro,
they they told you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All you gotta do is just basically the only way
you can get fired from that job is if you
don't sit in the porta potties and watch Netflix. You
really gotta not want to work to sit in a
port of body, you know what I mean. It's like
it's one thing sitting in your own bathroom, you know,
just waiting for a shit to pop out, or just
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you know, you get lost in the scroll, maybe you're
reading a book, whatever you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
But to be like to be like, no, I uh,
I don't want to work so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm gonna go sit in a public plastic toilet that
has hot shits sitting under me. Like you wanted to
watch House of Cards that bad? Come on, bro, get
out of there. House of Cards is an old reference yeah,
well this happened back when House of Cards was popping,
so fuck off.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know what to tell you. Hope. I hope
you've been having a good month though, hope.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Uh, you know, wherever you are, you're starting to see
the sun a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I know up north.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Been like snowing and cold, but you know, we had
a snow day, a couple of snow days here last week.
But the sun's starting to come out, starting to feel
like spring.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just immediately drop serotonin and dopamine into your brain, like, oh,
life's kind of cool. So I hope, I hope the
sun's starting to come out. That's what uh. Me and
Ames had to like go to the store and we
were just like looking at different stuff, like apparently you
can buy certain.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like the health pills, the supplements you get, your supplements.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You can get, uh, you can get your supplements that
like basically bypass having you or having to go outside
and see the sun, you can just take like a
vitamin D supplement. I'm not sure how it works the same.
It's got to like trick your body somehow. But when
got some of those because we're like it's been kind
of cold and cloud. I don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You know, we're goal.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's go down and uh get some supplements. Went down
to Walmart, got some vitamin D and then like something
else for serotonin, and then some poop pills. And if
like anybody had seen us, they'd be like, oh, my goodness,
that's the uh, that's the saddest looking constipated couple I've ever.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Seen my time.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But sometimes you gotta get some stuff, you know, you
gotta get some supplements.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta make sure that you have all the chemistry
going on in your brain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Sorry, I'm doing this in the uh in the car
because Amy's on work calls and UH gets kind of
hot in the car.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Sometimes you got to crack a window open.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Because I'm also I'm just not gonna like you're listening
to this podcast because you know, you click the button
and I appreciate that, but there are some people walking
around that, Uh, I'm not just gonna non consensual we
make hear my thoughts, you know what I mean. It
happened sometimes though we're uh, We're getting in the elevator
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at our place, and I was pretty out of it,
you know, I had a few beers and we're in
the lobby and this girl gets on behind us and
I go, what floor? So I was just gonna hit
the button you got a fob up to go, and
she goes, mmmm, you're a floor.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
She didn't say that. I just don't want to tell
you what flora I live on.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But she was like saying for and it was our
like across the hall neighbor that we see every day.
She just normally doesn't have like she has a big dog,
like a huge fluffy dog. This thing probably weighs like
two hundred pounds. She didn't have it with her, so
I didn't recognize her. You know when you see somebody
out of contact, and so I was like, oh shit,
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I was like, uh, you normally got your dog with you.
She was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So she's already thinking like, oh, these people don't even
remember me, you know, see them every day, say hey,
I remember who I am. Amy's like elbowing me, like
you stupid fuck, that's our neighbor.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I was like, yeah, my bad. I was a little
out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then it got kind of quiet in the elevator
and she goes, so, did you guys leave a note?
On my door and we're like what. She was like, yeah,
somebody left a note on my door. And I just
start laughing because that's an insane thing to do to somebody.
I was like no, like I wanted to be like, hey,
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I didn't even you know, recognize who you were up
until thirty seconds ago. Why the fuck am I leaving
a note at your door? And so I just start
laughing and I was like no. She goes, okay, because
somebody did I know who it was. And I was like,
what the notes say? And she goes it said that
(07:50):
I need to move my bed because I'm having sex
too loud and they can hear it. It's like, what,
first of all, congrats on this, and she was like, no,
it's not me. I have a dog and I work
from like nine to six every day. I'm not even home.
These people say that they hear it all day, just
like a bed squeaking. She was like, you need to
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move your bed, and if you don't do it, then
we'll be taking action and providing our video and audio
evidence to the front desk.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
There are psychos that live on our floor. Now, do
you realize, like how crazy you got to be to
do that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Like, First of all, you know, if you live in
an apartment, you're just gonna hear like you're gonna hear sounds,
you know what I mean. You're stacked on top of
each other. Everybody's got a fat upstairs neighbor. Even if
they're not fat, they walk around like they're an elephant,
you know what I mean. Every once in a while,
you live next to the couple that argues all the time,
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and then sometimes you hear sex sounds. Okay, it's normal.
We're living in boxes stacked next to each other.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
How out of your mind you have to be. It'd
be like yeah, here and then fucking again. You know what,
I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter and put it
right in the door, and if you don't stop, I'm
gonna tell on you. Come on, bro, whoever wrote that
just needs they need some you know what I mean,
(09:14):
Like you need a little bit of release from whatever's
making you so angry. You're hearing a squeaky bed, you're
like on your team's call, your job that you hate.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You're like, well, I stop fucking I even fuck your
long time.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
We've been trying to figure out like who it like
left the note. It's turned into like a game of clue.
Now that's what I call the uh the tech bro
at the end of the hall left it in the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Middle of the night with the candlestick.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I didn't know how to hell else to make a clue.
But that's just like here, here's all I say is like,
unless somebody is you know, like ruining your day or
just being obnoxious, don't don't leave a letter, you know
what I mean. And also if you think you know
who it is, because it wasn't even the girl that
they left the note on her door. It wasn't even her,
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so it's somebody else. So we're trying to like narrow
down one who's who's who's getting some regularly, who has
the squeaky bed, and to who the crazy person is
that left that note, Like just don't do that for like,
if it's becoming that much of a problem, Like see
if you can catch them walking through the lobby, you
know what I mean, Or if you're you happen to
be walking down the hall, just be like.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Hey, do you have a squeaky bed? Like what?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, We're like, oh, okay, well I heard someone squeaking
because you the girl who got the note left on
her door. She was like, no, I hear it too,
it's not me. We were like, yeah, we definitely didn't
weave that note there. So well, it's just like it's
a it's a pussy thing to do to leave a note.
It's like, I don't want to deal with this problem,
but I want to let you know that it's bothering me.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Can't do that. I would love to.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Be a fly on the wall though, if they actually
do take their video and audio evidence down to the
front desk, cause you know, like apartment managers don't give
a shit anyway, right, Like they get mad if you go, hey,
I put this maintenance request like a week ago. Nobody's
(11:18):
like said anything. Yeah, we're working on it. It's very busy.
You're not the only one who lives here. It's like, okay,
I was just asking if you could fix my ice maker.
That's all I was doing. Okay, it's getting warm again.
I'm gonna need some ice. But like you bring that down.
I don't even know how, Like you start that conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Hi, can you do something about the incessant sex that's
happening next to me?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What? Yeah, they just have a squeaky bet, like what.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Are you gonna do? Make them buy a new bed
and they get like the the apartment manager to come
knock on your door, like, let me check your bet out. Yeah,
you need some WD forty here. If you don't get
the WD forty, you can't live in the apartment complex.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Now, that's not in the rules.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
All the rules say is pay your rent on time,
no smoking in the building. That's all it says. And
don't say I can't have a squeaky bed. Sorry that
y'all are mad at mister Bitch's over here, you know,
having a bunch of fun.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
We have audio and video evidence.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It was driving them up the wall. They pulled their
phone out just recording it. You know, it's been driving
them nuts for months where they finally.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Just I'm gonna write a letter. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I hope they had a good Valentine's Day though, you
know what I mean, both the squeaky bed people and
whoever left that note. I hope you had a good
Valentine's Day. Me and Ames had a good one. We
uh did the thing where Ames was like, yeah, I
don't care about Valentine's Day. She did the same thing
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last year, and I was like, yeah, I'm not buying that.
We're going out somewhere. She was like, no, it's funny
willing to get reservation. So, like we walked into this place.
Walking into a restaurant without a reservation during a holiday
is always like a hilarious experience because the host looks
at you like you're the dumbest person on the planet.
They're like, uh, yeah, table for two. They go, do
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you have a reservation? Like, no, we're just seeing faint
things open. If now we'll sit at the bar. We're
just chilling and they're like, do you know what day
it is today? You're like, yeah, we know. We're just
gonna go somewhere else. If there's no room, we just
want to try it out. Luckily, there was room for us,
so we got to sit down as a super cool
wine bar, you know, had a bunch of stuff and
(13:40):
it was a cool little vibe, and then we were
drinking and then we started getting hungry, so we got
some food they have like sandwiches or.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Kind of like tapis tapas.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
However you say that word without sounding like a douche.
So normally I don't like tapas, but we it's definitely
not Tapas tap Ass Tapass. Oh No, No, I'm just
saying it doesn't sound right anyway. Normally I don't like
tapis because it's like the biggest scam to me that
(14:12):
we just allow to happen. Because you're in a nicer place,
you know, than like an Applebee's or something. They're like, hey,
would you like one braised rib for sixty dollars? And
you're like, no, because I'm still gonna be hungry and
I'm gonna spend two hundred bucks here, you know what
I mean. But anyway, we got it was super good,
(14:35):
had a fun time. But I'm just saying, stop going
to tapas restaurants because it is a scam and we're
letting it happen.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Would you like four grains of rice for forty five dollars?
The chef prepared it five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I bet it's a nice bite of food, but
you walk out it's still hungry. You got to go
stop at McDonald's afterwards. No, if I'm spending a bunch
of money, I would like to be full, you know
what I mean. It was a fun Valentine's Day, though
Valentine's Day normally. You know, it's not a great holiday.
It's a low iq holiday, you know what I mean,
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because like there are basically if you get off work
for any holiday, it's a great holiday. You don't get
off for Valentine's Day, like you get off for Martin
Luther King Junior Day, Thanks CIA, President's Day, Memorial Day, Juneteenth,
Thanks Black People, July fourth, Thanks British people, Labor Day, Thanksgiving,
Thanks Native Americans, Christmas, thanks for not complaining about it, Jews.
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Those are all good holidays because you get off work
for him. And then the second holidays, you know, the
fun holidays where you don't get off work, but everybody
understands when you walk into work a little hungover because
everybody's doing the same thing. Like New Year's even though
it sucks because there's too many people everywhere. Saint Patti's Day,
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most of the world unites to become alcoholics. It's just
a great day for humanity. Then Halloween, you get drunk.
You also get candy for another couple of weeks, you
know what I mean. Nobody bats and eye when you
walk in a little hungover, a little slower work, production
slips a little bit. Same thing with the super Bowl.
Everybody knows. Yeah, super Bowl was last night. Not doing anything,
(16:16):
but uh yeah, I'm I'm not responding to emails today.
It's fine, you know what I mean. And then there's
Valentine's Day. You don't get off for work, and the
risk reward for your home wife is at its worst ratio,
you know what I mean. So if you do the
wrong thing or the ViBe's not what it should be,
(16:37):
then your girl's gonna be mad, and then you gotta
make it up, you know what I mean. It's just
it's not a productive holiday.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You see some people who's like, oh Valentine's Days to
b I got to prove my love today. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Stupid We need to get rid of Valentine's Day and
Tapis restaurants. Maybe I just hate Tapis restaurants because I
don't know how to say it right.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'm just talking. Craziest thing that happened to me in
the last two weeks though. I was walking into the
store and I was going through like you know, they
got a public's downtown, so you got to walk through
a parking deck and there's a door. So I walk
in the door and somebody else was walking out, so
I held the door open. It was just like this, bro, superbro.
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Most of the time, when you hold a door open
for somebody, they go thank you or just like nod
to say thank you. Both very acceptable. I've never gotten
this response my entire wife for holding the door open
for somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
The guy goes, good shit, bro.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know, like when you're in your own brain, you know,
you're just like living your wife, thinking like, Okay, I
gotta get onions, I gotta get peppers, lettuce, gotta get
some chicken. You're just running through the list of shit
you gotta get at the grocery store, and then something
just snaps you back into the moment like this super bro.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Just hey, good shit, bro. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was a great societal interaction, you know what I mean.
One't being rude, just being a super bro. Well, yeah,
I can't say thank you. That's kind of gay, you know,
man holding another door open for another man can't say
thank you cause that means I'm soft.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So good shit, bro, It's like, yeah, go be tough.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Walking out with your your fucking cans of poppy and your.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Cucumber. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I was trying to think of something soft that he
would have. I just I thought that was funny. I
think I'm gonna start testing that out, saying good ship
bro to people when they hold a door open for me.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
We'll see how that goes. Oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, unemployment's getting to me, starting to just brains going,
getting like extremely bored, Like I'm running out of stuff
to watch and watch the Gabby Potito murder documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And it's sad because.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Like the way they you know, show the documentary, there
was definitely a bunch of time where Gabby could have
gotten out of that situation and not got murdered, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So that part's said.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But the documentary pissed me off because it just became
like a public service announcement, which I guess you know,
that's the good thing about documentaries. They're like, hey, this
happened to Gabby, don't want it happen to you type thing.
But I wanted to know. I'm gonna spoil something for you,
but like I wanted to know, like what happened to
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the boyfriend's parents or like anything of that sort, like
some information. That's why I watch documentaries. I want to
get some information. Out of it, and there was none
of that because basically, if you haven't seen it, I'm
probably gonna spoil it. But also who cares. The documentary
wasn't that good. But this girl and her boyfriend travel
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in a van like they're out in like Montana or something,
I don't know, and the boyfriend murders are and then
immediately like they show the call records he called his
parents like getting a lawyer, blah blah blah, and then
he drives the van all the way back, doesn't say anything,
send some text messages from his dead girlfriend's phone to
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himself to make it seem like she's alive.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Real scumbag shit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And then the cops like pop up at the boyfriend's
parents' house like hey, is he here, and they're like, no,
talk to our lawyer, like immediately being guilty as shit,
you know what I mean, because that's not something that innocent.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
People do, like Hei, we just want to see if
your son was here. Talk to our lawyer. Uh, you
guys know something.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And the cops, the cops sucked at their job because
like they didn't want to deal with it, so like
they got to call the Florida cops where the boyfriend's
parents lived were.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Checking on it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They got a call from the New York cops where
the girlfriend's parents were like, hey, we got to do
a missing person's thing. We like can't talk to our daughter,
and so the New York cops asked the Florida cops
to go check on it. And you see like on
the police body cam. After the Florida cops walk in,
they're like, hey, is your son home? They're like, no,
go talk to our lawyer. They're like, okay, we can't
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do anything. And they call the New York cops back
and they're like, what do you want us to do
about this? Like, there's nothing we can do. I want
to go home, basically is what they're doing. And the
whole time I was thinking, like.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Dude, you're a cop, You've been around guilty people. Figure
something out. You got a hot lead right here.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And then like they can't find the parents eventually say like, oh, yeah,
our son was here, but he left.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
We haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So then like they go find his car and it's
in like a park, and then the cops can't find him,
can't find a body. The parents go and look for
him and find them within like thirty minutes and his
body's been decomposing for a long time, so obviously the
parents know what happened. But then the documentary just ends.
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And the craziest ending to this is the Gabby Petito,
the girl that got murdered, was like doing like a
van life blog on YouTube, a vlog and at the end,
hold on, let me see if I can pull this
picture up. It was the dumbest I like it, Like,
(22:19):
blew my mind how crazy it was because basically they
were like, yeah, this is this is what we think
of the situation where I can't find the picture. Probably
should have had that ready to go, but it was
basically like a picture of her like on the beach,
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and then it was like Gabby. Gabby's video had fifty
views before she died. It now has over seven million views.
And basically it was just like, yeah, hey, if your
content struggling, get murdered and you'll make it. It was
a dumbest shit I've ever seen it. Wait yeah no, no, okay,
(23:02):
I found it. On August nineteenth, twenty twenty one, Gabby
Patito watched her waunched her vanwife YouTube channel and publish
her first and only video Before her murder, Gabby's video
had less than five hundred views. Today, Gabby's video has
over seven million views. And that's how the documentary ends.
Netflix is basically like, hey, we're running out of content ideas.
(23:24):
So if you're a struggling content creator and you're trying
to get famous, just get murdered. Murdered, get murdered in
a cool way. You'll get a documentary, Your views will
go up, your parents can monetize it. The craziest ending
to a murdered documentary I've ever seen, Like, come on,
we need somebody else to die.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We got to get some content up in here. It's like,
who the fuck? Okay? That at Netflix? Hey, how should
we end this?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Should we follow like the civil court or the civil
case between Gabby's parents and the boyfriend's parents. Now, how
do you want to do it? Let's just tell all
these content creators the formula for blowing up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Just get killed. Like that's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Where Like the people who argue that these murder documentaries
are bad for society because it gives people like people
that are not in their right state of mind, like
an answer for how to be famous or how to
get their name in the headlines or whatever. And most
of the time you're like, no, these people are just
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they're stupid. But then you see something like that and
you're like, Okay, there's gotta be a little bit of
truth to the cause and effect of murdered documentaries, you
know what I mean, Because you just told us that
the way to get your views up is get killed.
Like that's the kind of stuff where like it blows
my mind that some people still have jobs. But it's
(24:55):
whatever I was talking about. Will sister about it because
she loves murdered documentaries too, because you know, she's a
psycho and we were talking and her boyfriend's super smart.
So he actually, like he watched a documentary and it
pissed him off too, but instead of just you know,
getting mad and ranting about it, he like went and
read the civil case files between the boyfriend's parents and
(25:19):
the and Gabby's parents, and he was like, well, there
was a bunch of stuff sealed, but basically like they
both both sets of parents like sat in a room
and there was a number that they paid, like they
agreed to to pay out and never talk about it again.
But after that, like the daughter of the boyfriend's parents
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doesn't talk to the mom anymore. So basically he was saying,
he thinks immediately when they found out that their son
killed Gabby, they lawyered up to kind of distance themselves
from their son and then like possibly took him out
in the woods and killed him or made him kill himself,
(26:04):
one of those like it was.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
He was explaining it to me a lot better.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But I just basically what I'm saying is enjoy reading
stuff because you'll have more answers to stuff, and you'll
be a smarter human being and you won't get pissed
at murder documentaries. All Right, got your headline of the week,
and then I'll get out here and let you go
about your day. NASA says there's now a three point
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one percent chance that an asteroid will hit Earth in
twenty thirty two. This is the highest risk assessment on
an asteroid ever received. Twenty thirty two might end up
being like the dinosaurs. I gotta be honest, it'd be cool.
But also I feel like we got to have like
a rate gun system at this point, Like if they
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see it coming, you gotta have somebody like that's where
we need to find the next netfl documentary. You know,
go find a struggling content creator, have them all wine.
Not be like, Hey, who's willing to go be famous?
Go be the hero of Earth. Getting the spaceship. We're
gonna send you right up to it. We got eight
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years or seven years to train you on how to
steer this spaceship so that you can drive right into it,
blow it up before it gets close enough to Earth
to do any damage. You'll be a hero. Your content
views will go up. That's how we're going to save
the planet. Find somebody with a struggling van lifelog and
if they want to get their numbers up, teach them
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how to be a space shuttle pilot. You got seven years.
You can do it. NASA, we can figure it out.
That person gets to be the hero of Earth. Netflix
gets some more content and we all get to keep
living and paying bills, you know what I mean? Or
wait to hit us either one. All right, I'm out
of time. Hope y'all have a great rest of the
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George means to caut
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Money for gout money for cout money for cout money,
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest of us. This is inside thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check Welcome back. Appreciate you tuning in, Uh
inside thoughts. Hope you're having a good week. Took took
the week off last week. It happens, you know, I
just I was being ways ye I couldn't do it,
you know what I mean. It was one of those
things where it was like, well, we got the uh,
(00:36):
we got the holiday, so I got Monday off. Tuesday
feels like a Monday, so you know, I'll do it tomorrow.
And then there was a snow day and I was
just like, I can't be bothered to work. I couldn't
figure out how to do my one podcast. That's That's
where I was at. But you know, sometimes you gotta
(00:56):
be the waysy coworker, even though I'm just you know,
co working with myself. But everybody knows that that waysy
coworker where you know, whatever excuse they got's just the
dumbest shit you've ever heard in your entire life. I
used to work at this concert venue up in Akron,
and it was a super easy job, you know what
(01:18):
I mean, Like serve people beer, cleaned, up trash. Every
once in a while you had to move something heavy.
It was easy, you know, refill the beer, pick up
a keg, and there'd be somebody when you're walking with
the empty keg.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
They'd be like, hey, you want to take that to
my house? You just yeah, put that in the back
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I was like, yeah, that's the twenty seventh time I've
heard that Dice Buddy House funny. Anyway, you just got
like the one lazy coworker who can't, you know, just
do the easiest shit. Like all you got to do
is show up and just do the basic stuff. We
had this one guy who like got the job because
his dad was like a politician or something worked for
(01:59):
the city. An achron, you know what I mean. And uh,
he was just he was like a moron. He would
never do anything. Like we all had walkie talkies and
they'd be like, hey, where are you. They'd be like,
I'm over here, and they'd go over there and he
went in there. They'd be like, what the fuck is
this guy? They found out that he was just like
in the Uh he was sitting in the porta potties
(02:22):
just watching Netflix until his shift was done. And they
caught him. They caught him doing that, and they're like, what, like,
what were you doing? You gotta work, like we're paying you,
You're just sitting around, you know, watching Netflix. He goes, well,
nobody told me that I couldn't do that, So I
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think this is more of an administration uh problem that
we have over here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You need to tell their workers what to do. It's like, bro,
they they told you.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
All you gotta do is just basically the only way
you can get fired from that job is if you
don't sit in the porta potties and watch Netflix. You
really gotta not want to work to sit in a
port of body, you know what I mean. It's like
it's one thing sitting in your own bathroom, you know,
just waiting for a shit to pop out, or just
(03:11):
you know, you get lost in the scroll, maybe you're
reading a book, whatever you're doing.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
But to be like to be like, no, I uh,
I don't want to work so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm gonna go sit in a public plastic toilet that
has hot shits sitting under me. Like you wanted to
watch House of Cards that bad? Come on, bro, get
out of there. House of Cards is an old reference yeah,
well this happened back when House of Cards was popping,
so fuck off.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know what to tell you. Hope. I hope
you've been having a good month though, hope.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Uh, you know, wherever you are, you're starting to see
the sun a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I know up north.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Been like snowing and cold, but you know, we had
a snow day, a couple of snow days here last week.
But the sun's starting to come out, starting to feel
like spring.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just immediately drop serotonin and dopamine into your brain, like, oh,
life's kind of cool. So I hope, I hope the
sun's starting to come out. That's what uh. Me and
Ames had to like go to the store and we
were just like looking at different stuff, like apparently you
can buy certain.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like the health pills, the supplements you get, your supplements.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You can get, uh, you can get your supplements that
like basically bypass having you or having to go outside
and see the sun, you can just take like a
vitamin D supplement. I'm not sure how it works the same.
It's got to like trick your body somehow. But when
got some of those because we're like it's been kind
of cold and cloud. I don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You know, we're goal.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's go down and uh get some supplements. Went down
to Walmart, got some vitamin D and then like something
else for serotonin, and then some poop pills. And if
like anybody had seen us, they'd be like, oh, my goodness,
that's the uh, that's the saddest looking constipated couple I've ever.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Seen my time.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But sometimes you gotta get some stuff, you know, you
gotta get some supplements.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta make sure that you have all the chemistry
going on in your brain.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Sorry, I'm doing this in the uh in the car
because Amy's on work calls and UH gets kind of
hot in the car.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Sometimes you got to crack a window open.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Because I'm also I'm just not gonna like you're listening
to this podcast because you know, you click the button
and I appreciate that, but there are some people walking
around that, Uh, I'm not just gonna non consensual we
make hear my thoughts, you know what I mean. It
happened sometimes though we're uh, We're getting in the elevator
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at our place, and I was pretty out of it,
you know, I had a few beers and we're in
the lobby and this girl gets on behind us and
I go, what floor? So I was just gonna hit
the button you got a fob up to go, and
she goes, mmmm, you're a floor.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
She didn't say that. I just don't want to tell
you what flora I live on.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But she was like saying for and it was our
like across the hall neighbor that we see every day.
She just normally doesn't have like she has a big dog,
like a huge fluffy dog. This thing probably weighs like
two hundred pounds. She didn't have it with her, so
I didn't recognize her. You know when you see somebody
out of contact, and so I was like, oh shit,
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I was like, uh, you normally got your dog with you.
She was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So she's already thinking like, oh, these people don't even
remember me, you know, see them every day, say hey,
I remember who I am. Amy's like elbowing me, like
you stupid fuck, that's our neighbor.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I was like, yeah, my bad. I was a little
out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And then it got kind of quiet in the elevator
and she goes, so, did you guys leave a note?
On my door and we're like what. She was like, yeah,
somebody left a note on my door. And I just
start laughing because that's an insane thing to do to somebody.
I was like no, like I wanted to be like, hey,
(07:30):
I didn't even you know, recognize who you were up
until thirty seconds ago. Why the fuck am I leaving
a note at your door? And so I just start
laughing and I was like no. She goes, okay, because
somebody did I know who it was. And I was like,
what the notes say? And she goes it said that
(07:50):
I need to move my bed because I'm having sex
too loud and they can hear it. It's like, what,
first of all, congrats on this, and she was like, no,
it's not me. I have a dog and I work
from like nine to six every day. I'm not even home.
These people say that they hear it all day, just
like a bed squeaking. She was like, you need to
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move your bed, and if you don't do it, then
we'll be taking action and providing our video and audio
evidence to the front desk.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
There are psychos that live on our floor. Now, do
you realize, like how crazy you got to be to
do that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Like, First of all, you know, if you live in
an apartment, you're just gonna hear like you're gonna hear sounds,
you know what I mean. You're stacked on top of
each other. Everybody's got a fat upstairs neighbor. Even if
they're not fat, they walk around like they're an elephant,
you know what I mean. Every once in a while,
you live next to the couple that argues all the time,
(08:47):
and then sometimes you hear sex sounds. Okay, it's normal.
We're living in boxes stacked next to each other.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
How out of your mind you have to be. It'd
be like yeah, here and then fucking again. You know what,
I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter and put it
right in the door, and if you don't stop, I'm
gonna tell on you. Come on, bro, whoever wrote that
just needs they need some you know what I mean,
(09:14):
Like you need a little bit of release from whatever's
making you so angry. You're hearing a squeaky bed, you're
like on your team's call, your job that you hate.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You're like, well, I stop fucking I even fuck your
long time.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
We've been trying to figure out like who it like
left the note. It's turned into like a game of clue.
Now that's what I call the uh the tech bro
at the end of the hall left it in the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Middle of the night with the candlestick.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I didn't know how to hell else to make a clue.
But that's just like here, here's all I say is like,
unless somebody is you know, like ruining your day or
just being obnoxious, don't don't leave a letter, you know
what I mean. And also if you think you know
who it is, because it wasn't even the girl that
they left the note on her door. It wasn't even her,
(10:08):
so it's somebody else. So we're trying to like narrow
down one who's who's who's getting some regularly, who has
the squeaky bed, and to who the crazy person is
that left that note, Like just don't do that for like,
if it's becoming that much of a problem, Like see
if you can catch them walking through the lobby, you
know what I mean, Or if you're you happen to
be walking down the hall, just be like.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Hey, do you have a squeaky bed? Like what?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, We're like, oh, okay, well I heard someone squeaking
because you the girl who got the note left on
her door. She was like, no, I hear it too,
it's not me. We were like, yeah, we definitely didn't
weave that note there. So well, it's just like it's
a it's a pussy thing to do to leave a note.
It's like, I don't want to deal with this problem,
but I want to let you know that it's bothering me.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Can't do that. I would love to.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Be a fly on the wall though, if they actually
do take their video and audio evidence down to the
front desk, cause you know, like apartment managers don't give
a shit anyway, right, Like they get mad if you go, hey,
I put this maintenance request like a week ago. Nobody's
(11:18):
like said anything. Yeah, we're working on it. It's very busy.
You're not the only one who lives here. It's like, okay,
I was just asking if you could fix my ice maker.
That's all I was doing. Okay, it's getting warm again.
I'm gonna need some ice. But like you bring that down.
I don't even know how, Like you start that conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Hi, can you do something about the incessant sex that's
happening next to me?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What? Yeah, they just have a squeaky bet, like what.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Are you gonna do? Make them buy a new bed
and they get like the the apartment manager to come
knock on your door, like, let me check your bet out. Yeah,
you need some WD forty here. If you don't get
the WD forty, you can't live in the apartment complex.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Now, that's not in the rules.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
All the rules say is pay your rent on time,
no smoking in the building. That's all it says. And
don't say I can't have a squeaky bed. Sorry that
y'all are mad at mister Bitch's over here, you know,
having a bunch of fun.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
We have audio and video evidence.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It was driving them up the wall. They pulled their
phone out just recording it. You know, it's been driving
them nuts for months where they finally.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Just I'm gonna write a letter. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I hope they had a good Valentine's Day though, you
know what I mean, both the squeaky bed people and
whoever left that note. I hope you had a good
Valentine's Day. Me and Ames had a good one. We
uh did the thing where Ames was like, yeah, I
don't care about Valentine's Day. She did the same thing
(12:55):
last year, and I was like, yeah, I'm not buying that.
We're going out somewhere. She was like, no, it's funny
willing to get reservation. So, like we walked into this place.
Walking into a restaurant without a reservation during a holiday
is always like a hilarious experience because the host looks
at you like you're the dumbest person on the planet.
They're like, uh, yeah, table for two. They go, do
(13:18):
you have a reservation? Like, no, we're just seeing faint
things open. If now we'll sit at the bar. We're
just chilling and they're like, do you know what day
it is today? You're like, yeah, we know. We're just
gonna go somewhere else. If there's no room, we just
want to try it out. Luckily, there was room for us,
so we got to sit down as a super cool
wine bar, you know, had a bunch of stuff and
(13:40):
it was a cool little vibe, and then we were
drinking and then we started getting hungry, so we got
some food they have like sandwiches or.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Kind of like tapis tapas.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
However you say that word without sounding like a douche.
So normally I don't like tapas, but we it's definitely
not Tapas tap Ass Tapass. Oh No, No, I'm just
saying it doesn't sound right anyway. Normally I don't like
tapis because it's like the biggest scam to me that
(14:12):
we just allow to happen. Because you're in a nicer place,
you know, than like an Applebee's or something. They're like, hey,
would you like one braised rib for sixty dollars? And
you're like, no, because I'm still gonna be hungry and
I'm gonna spend two hundred bucks here, you know what
I mean. But anyway, we got it was super good,
(14:35):
had a fun time. But I'm just saying, stop going
to tapas restaurants because it is a scam and we're
letting it happen.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Would you like four grains of rice for forty five dollars?
The chef prepared it five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, I bet it's a nice bite of food, but
you walk out it's still hungry. You got to go
stop at McDonald's afterwards. No, if I'm spending a bunch
of money, I would like to be full, you know
what I mean. It was a fun Valentine's Day, though
Valentine's Day normally. You know, it's not a great holiday.
It's a low iq holiday, you know what I mean,
(15:09):
because like there are basically if you get off work
for any holiday, it's a great holiday. You don't get
off for Valentine's Day, like you get off for Martin
Luther King Junior Day, Thanks CIA, President's Day, Memorial Day, Juneteenth,
Thanks Black People, July fourth, Thanks British people, Labor Day, Thanksgiving,
Thanks Native Americans, Christmas, thanks for not complaining about it, Jews.
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Those are all good holidays because you get off work
for him. And then the second holidays, you know, the
fun holidays where you don't get off work, but everybody
understands when you walk into work a little hungover because
everybody's doing the same thing. Like New Year's even though
it sucks because there's too many people everywhere. Saint Patti's Day,
(15:52):
most of the world unites to become alcoholics. It's just
a great day for humanity. Then Halloween, you get drunk.
You also get candy for another couple of weeks, you
know what I mean. Nobody bats and eye when you
walk in a little hungover, a little slower work, production
slips a little bit. Same thing with the super Bowl.
Everybody knows. Yeah, super Bowl was last night. Not doing anything,
(16:16):
but uh yeah, I'm I'm not responding to emails today.
It's fine, you know what I mean. And then there's
Valentine's Day. You don't get off for work, and the
risk reward for your home wife is at its worst ratio,
you know what I mean. So if you do the
wrong thing or the ViBe's not what it should be,
(16:37):
then your girl's gonna be mad, and then you gotta
make it up, you know what I mean. It's just
it's not a productive holiday.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You see some people who's like, oh Valentine's Days to
b I got to prove my love today. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Stupid We need to get rid of Valentine's Day and
Tapis restaurants. Maybe I just hate Tapis restaurants because I
don't know how to say it right.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I'm just talking. Craziest thing that happened to me in
the last two weeks though. I was walking into the
store and I was going through like you know, they
got a public's downtown, so you got to walk through
a parking deck and there's a door. So I walk
in the door and somebody else was walking out, so
I held the door open. It was just like this, bro, superbro.
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Most of the time, when you hold a door open
for somebody, they go thank you or just like nod
to say thank you. Both very acceptable. I've never gotten
this response my entire wife for holding the door open
for somebody.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
The guy goes, good shit, bro.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know, like when you're in your own brain, you know,
you're just like living your wife, thinking like, Okay, I
gotta get onions, I gotta get peppers, lettuce, gotta get
some chicken. You're just running through the list of shit
you gotta get at the grocery store, and then something
just snaps you back into the moment like this super bro.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Just hey, good shit, bro. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was a great societal interaction, you know what I mean.
One't being rude, just being a super bro. Well, yeah,
I can't say thank you. That's kind of gay, you know,
man holding another door open for another man can't say
thank you cause that means I'm soft.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So good shit, bro, It's like, yeah, go be tough.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Walking out with your your fucking cans of poppy and your.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Cucumber. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I was trying to think of something soft that he
would have. I just I thought that was funny. I
think I'm gonna start testing that out, saying good ship
bro to people when they hold a door open for me.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
We'll see how that goes. Oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, unemployment's getting to me, starting to just brains going,
getting like extremely bored, Like I'm running out of stuff
to watch and watch the Gabby Potito murder documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And it's sad because.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Like the way they you know, show the documentary, there
was definitely a bunch of time where Gabby could have
gotten out of that situation and not got murdered, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So that part's said.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
But the documentary pissed me off because it just became
like a public service announcement, which I guess you know,
that's the good thing about documentaries. They're like, hey, this
happened to Gabby, don't want it happen to you type thing.
But I wanted to know. I'm gonna spoil something for you,
but like I wanted to know, like what happened to
(19:29):
the boyfriend's parents or like anything of that sort, like
some information. That's why I watch documentaries. I want to
get some information. Out of it, and there was none
of that because basically, if you haven't seen it, I'm
probably gonna spoil it. But also who cares. The documentary
wasn't that good. But this girl and her boyfriend travel
(19:54):
in a van like they're out in like Montana or something,
I don't know, and the boyfriend murders are and then
immediately like they show the call records he called his
parents like getting a lawyer, blah blah blah, and then
he drives the van all the way back, doesn't say anything,
send some text messages from his dead girlfriend's phone to
(20:16):
himself to make it seem like she's alive.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Real scumbag shit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And then the cops like pop up at the boyfriend's
parents' house like hey, is he here, and they're like, no,
talk to our lawyer, like immediately being guilty as shit,
you know what I mean, because that's not something that innocent.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
People do, like Hei, we just want to see if
your son was here. Talk to our lawyer. Uh, you
guys know something.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And the cops, the cops sucked at their job because
like they didn't want to deal with it, so like
they got to call the Florida cops where the boyfriend's
parents lived were.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Checking on it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They got a call from the New York cops where
the girlfriend's parents were like, hey, we got to do
a missing person's thing. We like can't talk to our daughter,
and so the New York cops asked the Florida cops
to go check on it. And you see like on
the police body cam. After the Florida cops walk in,
they're like, hey, is your son home? They're like, no,
go talk to our lawyer. They're like, okay, we can't
(21:11):
do anything. And they call the New York cops back
and they're like, what do you want us to do
about this? Like, there's nothing we can do. I want
to go home, basically is what they're doing. And the
whole time I was thinking, like.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Dude, you're a cop, You've been around guilty people. Figure
something out. You got a hot lead right here.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And then like they can't find the parents eventually say like, oh, yeah,
our son was here, but he left.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
We haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So then like they go find his car and it's
in like a park, and then the cops can't find him,
can't find a body. The parents go and look for
him and find them within like thirty minutes and his
body's been decomposing for a long time, so obviously the
parents know what happened. But then the documentary just ends.
(21:56):
And the craziest ending to this is the Gabby Petito,
the girl that got murdered, was like doing like a
van life blog on YouTube, a vlog and at the end,
hold on, let me see if I can pull this
picture up. It was the dumbest I like it, Like,
(22:19):
blew my mind how crazy it was because basically they
were like, yeah, this is this is what we think
of the situation where I can't find the picture. Probably
should have had that ready to go, but it was
basically like a picture of her like on the beach,
(22:41):
and then it was like Gabby. Gabby's video had fifty
views before she died. It now has over seven million views.
And basically it was just like, yeah, hey, if your
content struggling, get murdered and you'll make it. It was
a dumbest shit I've ever seen it. Wait yeah no, no, okay,
(23:02):
I found it. On August nineteenth, twenty twenty one, Gabby
Patito watched her waunched her vanwife YouTube channel and publish
her first and only video Before her murder, Gabby's video
had less than five hundred views. Today, Gabby's video has
over seven million views. And that's how the documentary ends.
Netflix is basically like, hey, we're running out of content ideas.
(23:24):
So if you're a struggling content creator and you're trying
to get famous, just get murdered. Murdered, get murdered in
a cool way. You'll get a documentary, Your views will
go up, your parents can monetize it. The craziest ending
to a murdered documentary I've ever seen, Like, come on,
we need somebody else to die.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We got to get some content up in here. It's like,
who the fuck? Okay? That at Netflix? Hey, how should
we end this?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Should we follow like the civil court or the civil
case between Gabby's parents and the boyfriend's parents. Now, how
do you want to do it? Let's just tell all
these content creators the formula for blowing up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Just get killed. Like that's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Where Like the people who argue that these murder documentaries
are bad for society because it gives people like people
that are not in their right state of mind, like
an answer for how to be famous or how to
get their name in the headlines or whatever. And most
of the time you're like, no, these people are just
(24:32):
they're stupid. But then you see something like that and
you're like, Okay, there's gotta be a little bit of
truth to the cause and effect of murdered documentaries, you
know what I mean, Because you just told us that
the way to get your views up is get killed.
Like that's the kind of stuff where like it blows
my mind that some people still have jobs. But it's
(24:55):
whatever I was talking about. Will sister about it because
she loves murdered documentaries too, because you know, she's a
psycho and we were talking and her boyfriend's super smart.
So he actually, like he watched a documentary and it
pissed him off too, but instead of just you know,
getting mad and ranting about it, he like went and
read the civil case files between the boyfriend's parents and
(25:19):
the and Gabby's parents, and he was like, well, there
was a bunch of stuff sealed, but basically like they
both both sets of parents like sat in a room
and there was a number that they paid, like they
agreed to to pay out and never talk about it again.
But after that, like the daughter of the boyfriend's parents
(25:43):
doesn't talk to the mom anymore. So basically he was saying,
he thinks immediately when they found out that their son
killed Gabby, they lawyered up to kind of distance themselves
from their son and then like possibly took him out
in the woods and killed him or made him kill himself,
(26:04):
one of those like it was.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
He was explaining it to me a lot better.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But I just basically what I'm saying is enjoy reading
stuff because you'll have more answers to stuff, and you'll
be a smarter human being and you won't get pissed
at murder documentaries. All Right, got your headline of the week,
and then I'll get out here and let you go
about your day. NASA says there's now a three point
(26:31):
one percent chance that an asteroid will hit Earth in
twenty thirty two. This is the highest risk assessment on
an asteroid ever received. Twenty thirty two might end up
being like the dinosaurs. I gotta be honest, it'd be cool.
But also I feel like we got to have like
a rate gun system at this point, Like if they
(26:53):
see it coming, you gotta have somebody like that's where
we need to find the next netfl documentary. You know,
go find a struggling content creator, have them all wine.
Not be like, Hey, who's willing to go be famous?
Go be the hero of Earth. Getting the spaceship. We're
gonna send you right up to it. We got eight
(27:17):
years or seven years to train you on how to
steer this spaceship so that you can drive right into it,
blow it up before it gets close enough to Earth
to do any damage. You'll be a hero. Your content
views will go up. That's how we're going to save
the planet. Find somebody with a struggling van lifelog and
if they want to get their numbers up, teach them
(27:39):
how to be a space shuttle pilot. You got seven years.
You can do it. NASA, we can figure it out.
That person gets to be the hero of Earth. Netflix
gets some more content and we all get to keep
living and paying bills, you know what I mean? Or
wait to hit us either one. All right, I'm out
of time. Hope y'all have a great rest of the
(28:01):
George means to caut
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Money for gout money for cout money for cout money,
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