March 12, 2025 • 28 mins
Nick talks about leaving notes on neighbors doors, trampoline parks, and wine bar art
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mexico are still speaking that that should not have made
it to the rest of us. This is inside thoughts, Jordan.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check Welcome back to inside Thoughts.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Appreciate you press and play getting the downloads up. I
hope you're having a good week. The sun came back.
Are you feeling your will to live returning a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're feeling happier. The sun's out, the weather's not shitty.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It is weird, how like the older you get, the
more like the sun makes you happy. Because I remember
like being in my early twenties and hearing people be like,
I have sads like what you have. Huh, I have
seasonal effective disorder syndrome. So I got that's not real.
(01:01):
You mean to tell me that you get a little
depressed when the sun is gone.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's not real.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then you think that those people are just making
up illnesses for attention. Then you get a little older,
you know, life gets a little tougher, Things become more expensive,
you have more responsibilities, stress levels start to increase a
little bit, and you look outside.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And the sun hasn't been there for two months. The
days are shorter.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And you're like, I'm not very happy, and then the
sun comes back and you're like, oh, dude, that's awesome.
I feel bad for making fun of those people who.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Are like I have sets. I have sets. Sounds itchy,
don't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But I guess everybody, you know, everybody feels a little
bit better when the sun comes out.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Are there super happy people in the winter? You know
you're just like, yeah, I can just stay inside all day,
don't feel too cold. I feel like fat, rich people
really enjoy the winter. Good for them. You know, getting
cold sucks. As soon as you go outside and it's warm,
you can put some shorts on with the legs show
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you're like, this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Got the chicken legs out, baby, Okay, tell me shit.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Feel a little draft up under your balls and it's
not cold, so your ball's just still hang. It's nice, man.
So I hope, I hope you're you're having a good week.
It's sunny wherever you are, and uh.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, hope you have a smile on your face. I
have to apologize. I have to make a public apology.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Last week, I was talking about the different holy holidays,
and I was talking about Ramadan, and I was just
guessing basically, I was like, yeah, I think they can
have like if you're a Muslim, you can have like water,
maybe black coffee during the day. Just can't have anything
when the sun's out. You just eat a big breakfast
and before the sun's up and then you have a
(03:06):
big feast. After my buddy text me, he goes, are
you an idiot? I was like, yeah, dude, you know me,
I'm very stupid. He was like, well, we can't ingest
anything during the day, and you can well expel anything
that's not like a normal bodily fluid and no sex.
So I apologize for being stupid and not knowing general
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basic things that I should know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So sometimes you just gotta say you're stupid. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Also, I forgot last week's I got all hyped up
on the Holy Holidays.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
By the way, how's your lant going? Huh? Did you
have a coke yet?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, it's just you know, I've been good this week.
I'll have one coke on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's like one of the rules of lent is whatever
you give up. I think you can have it on Friday.
Because Jesus died or something.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's like Jesus was alive technically during went but on Friday,
that's when he was supposed to you know, that's when
he died.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So Jesus in looking I can have some pop. I
don't know what it is, but.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Anyway, I forgot to tell you about having to weaven
note on one of my neighbor's doors.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
A couple couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I was talking to you about or I was telling
you about one of our neighbors asking us if we
left the note on her door telling her to stop
having sex so loud, and she like, wasn't the one
that was doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And the people that left the note were like.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
If this doesn't stop, I'm going to take this to management.
I have video and audio proof. It's like, okay, you're
an insane person.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I was thinking I would never ever leave a note
on one of my neighbors, but then I had to
because it was windy. A couple of weeks ago, there
was a bad storm that came through and our neighbors
above us have lights that hang on their porch, you know,
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just to make.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It look a little cooler for the people looking up
at the street. Got to put the whites on. What
the note let them know that the ViBe's cool, that's
what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So they're like the end piece.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
The cord got blown off and it was just like
dangling onto our porch. And at first, like I didn't
mind it because the cat saw it and thought it
was like a snake or something hanging off the top
of the roof, so it would just go over there
and try and it would just freak the fuck out,
like it'd make those noises sound like a dolphin trying
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to get it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
So it was funny. The cat was having fun.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But then as it was getting windier, it would just
smack that cord in to our window and you just
hear it like all night, and it was annoying. And
finally Ames was like, hey, can you go upstairs and
ask him to move it? And I was like, yeah, okay,
and go do that. So go upstairs, knock on the door,
like I heard people in there before I knocked, And
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then I knocked and it got real quiet, and I
was like, come on, dude, so I know like they
went and looked through the people.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You're like, huh, I don't know who that is, do
you know? Who that is. No, I don't know who
that is. Do you order door dash?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No? And they just like waited until I left. And
I came back downstairs and I was like, yeah, Ames,
I don't know. They didn't answer the door. She goes,
leave a note. Go back up there.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I was like, I don't want to leave a note,
but had to leave a note.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So I wrote the note out, you know, because she
was working and I was handling the situation like the
man of the house does leaveing notes on apartments next
to you. I was taking care of it. So I
wrote this note. It was just like, hey, sorry to
be weird, but when of your chords is hanging off
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and it bangs on our window, like when you get
a chance, can you just pull it up? Sorry for
the inconvenience. And I wrote it and I was about
to walk out, and Ames goes, let me see the note.
I go, okay, gotta checked my work. Didn't realize this
was fourth grade. So she's checking it. She goes, I
can't read this. Your handwriting is terrible. And I was like, okay, then.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You write it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Just write what I wrote, but in your beautiful handwriting.
Because for whatever reason, girls just have better, more legible handwriting.
Their brain probably worked. Their brain definitely works better, so
it's probably why I can't eye coordination or something just
makes it more legible.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Happy Women's History Month?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it Women's History Month? Or is it Women's Appreciation Month?
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I should probably know that we from water. Sorry, I'm
doing bad on went still dipping.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I ain't give it up.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's just something that I probably should give up, but
I'm not going to anyway. So Ames is like, I'll
write it. I have better handwriting, and she writes it,
but she writes like she writes it in a way
where like I know she wasn't being mean about it,
but like the way it was written out, it was like, Hi,
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we live below you. You have a chord that hits
our window and I need you to take it out
or pull it up. Thanks with like a little smiley face.
And I was like, Ames, I don't know about this one.
Like if somebody doesn't know you and they read thanks
at the end with the smiley face kind of seems
passive aggressive, they might think you're a bitch. I don't
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want to have people thinking bad thoughts about you like that.
So let me rewrite the note in better hand write.
I really tried. She was like, okay, whatever, So I
take it back up there, and as I'm going to
put the note on the door, I hear, oh.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Baby, you taste so good. And I was like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Because we've been trying to guess who lives above us
the whole time we've been living here, because like, they
sound like heavy people. I know they live above us,
but it just sounds they sound heavy, if you know
what I mean. So I didn't know if it was
growing a guy, if it was one person, if it
was guy and a guy, if it was two big ladies,
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I don't know what it is. They sounded heavy. But
then I heard that voice.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh baby, you taste so good, Like it was just
like that, so it was not like a I walked
back down.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I was like Thames. I told her about it, and
she was like, do you think they were having sex?
And I go, it didn't sound sexual, you know what
I mean, Like it almost sounded like cartoony. So I
didn't know if like they saw me come back up
and they really wanted me to leave, and they just
hit me with.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
That oh baby, it tastes so.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Good, like as I would get uncomfortable, which it worked.
I was very uncomfortable because it sounded so weird. But
then I was like, I don't know who these people
are anymore. I'm definitely pretty positive it's just one fat
guy up there now, because it was definitely a man's voice.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But Ames brought up a good point. It might have
just been like.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Some really good food, or maybe he was like getting
down to the bottom of the Ben and Jerry's fish
food carton. He was just eating it, and he just sometimes,
you know, you have some Ben and Jerry's, it tastes
real good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You gotta hit it with them. Oh baby, it tastes
so good.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But then you know, I left the note up there,
and I still don't know what they look like, but
I'm going with big fat guy who really likes ice cream.
And the cord is gone, so you know, situation resolved,
Except the cat was kind of disappointed because she pig
doesn't have anything to look at now, but the new
things she started doing.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Who are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Piggy got talked to her in her native language. Now
she just stares at the uh, the water dispenser at
the fridge like she just sits there all the time.
Why did you ever see that South Park episode, like
one of the old ones where the cows are just
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staring at the uh the big cow that the people
of South Park made for like their cow festival. They're
just sitting staring at it because they think it's like
there their god or whatever, their cow Buddha, and they
just sit around looking at it, going noo, no. That's
what the cat's doing to the water. The dispenser at
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the fridge right now, she just stares at it. And
then if you walk past the fridge, she looks at
you and she's like mamom, and then she stares at you.
She just wants you to press button filled with water,
and then you press it and she just watches the
water fall down the fridge. It's it's ridiculous and you
can't move her away from it, like she's just right now,
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she's sitting in front of the fridge looking at.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Me like, please, father, push the button.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Please. I feel like this is what parents back in
the fifties felt like when they first got TVs. The
kids just won't move away from it.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Jolie, I don't know what to do about it. I'm
gonna hit him.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm not gonna hit the cat. I'm just saying, you know,
like pig, you can go do something else, man. Nope,
we're just gonna stare.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
At the fridge.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, she's gonna keep praying to the fridge. I'm gonna
watch that South Park episode today. You want to know why,
because I can't. I have that kind of time. Also,
I know you can't tell because I just edited it.
But one of my buddies called me up, so I
had to pause the podcast. And uh, normally, like he's
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this real happy, go lucky dude and he just he'll
call you up. He's one of those friends that just
checks in. You know that those good people, annoyingly good people.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You're like, fuck you.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dude, don't just check in on me, Like, hello, friend,
how's life? And you're like, I didn't want to think
about this right now, but I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You're my friend.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I love you, but just I don't want to talk
about my wife right now. Anyway, he calls me up
and uh, he was like he was on ten, like
just mad about shit, irritated about shit. But it's funny
because like when nice people get amped up or get mad,
it just becomes funny, you know what I mean. Like
it's not like scary or concerning. It's just like, well,
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they're throwing a little temper tantrum. It's probably what I
look like when I get angry, because I'm you know,
five eight and bald and I'm little. So I just
if I start getting mad about something, people.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Are like, hey, you need some apple juice. Fucking relax.
He's cute, so he calls me up. He's going through
this whole thing, tell me about it. I'm like, uh
huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And then he goes, you know what, I just realized
I had pre workout earlier. Do you think that's that's
why I'm like angry and amped up? And I go, yeah, yeah,
that'll do it. That'll do it right there, because pre
workout is literally meant to make your brain hot because
you got to get that extra with in bro, and
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if you don't do it, you just get fucking angry.
You know, you're a little wea on edge. You had
like mini roid rage. That's what I took pre workout
one time. It wasn't good pre workout. It was like
that basically meth that you can buy from Walmart. It's like, yeah,
ten Bucks, this is blue powder rocket fuel. And you're like, yeah, sure,
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I'll see if I can increase my bench a little bit.
And I took it, and like my skin felt like
it was on fire, and then my brain started feeling
like it was on fire, and I was just angry,
and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna put that away.
I'm a grouchy enough person. But he was like, oh,
I feel a lot better now that I realized that
that's what that was.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm not gonna take that anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I go, Yeah, it's just you gotta think about the
things that you're putting in your body, like are you
actually mad about something, or have you just amped yourself
up with food or pre workout or Aimes does the
same thing, Like she's having a tough morning at work.
I'd be like, how many cups coffee do you have?
She's like six, Like, okay, no more, let's have some water.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Let's come down off of that.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So like talking to a coke head where they're like,
all right, let me tell you about this business plan. Okay,
we can just figure it out. Okay, all we have
to do is get funding. We'll start LLC and we'll
get in. You're like, hey, let's have some beers. Let's
take this down a little bit. Okay, Like no, I
just I don't know why I'm so tense and I
have a headache.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's like, cause you're coming down off a bump, dude,
what's relax.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's the same thing with pre workout, oh man, getting
uh getting over some soreness from the weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Shit, it was almost a week ago.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I am old, thirty two years old. So Ames got
the afternoon off from work. Her boss is super cool
and was like, hey, you guys been working hard. Take
an early leave on Friday. So she's like, what do
you want to do? And like both at the same time,
we were like trampoline park. Like yep, let's go do that.
So we went to one of those trampoline parks, like
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Skyzone or whatever it was called.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's basically like you go to some industrial building and
they just have a bunch of trampolines inside. Me and
Amy are both way too old to be in there
without a kid, you know what I mean? Like I
thought they were gonna ideas when we walked in and
be like, how old are you guys, huh do you
have any children with you?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No? Okay, you can't be in here. It's weird. You're
making everybody scared. All right, the Epstein file list just
came out. I don't know what to think right now?
Did it come out? I don't pay attention. They're just
like dangling. Anyway. We go to the trampoline park.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We're there with no kids, but it's just us, a
bunch of parents, babysitters and seven year olds. Like so
everybody's looking at us like, uh, you guys, are you
guys are weird? But I will tell you being in
the trampoline, I don't think I've been on a trampoline
in like fifteen years. Being on a trampoline is so
much fun for like eight minutes, and then you want
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to die, Like your lower back gets tight, your knees
start to wobble, get a little sore, and you're just
out of breath. So like we were messing around, like playing.
They had this cool like basketball trampoline place that we're
doing that that was fun, and then we went to
like the big trampoline arena where it's like twenty yards
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of just trampolines, and then even like the it's walled in,
so you got to walk through a door.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Even like the sides of the walls have trampoline.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
So we're having a bunch of fun jumping around with that,
and I'm about to be out of breath. We've only
been there, you know, thirteen minutes, and I feel like
I'm about to have a heart attack because I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Old and I'm too old to be on a trampoline.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And this mom and her I don't know four year
old kid walk in and we're just jumping like on
our side, and the kid starts coming over and he
wants to play with us, but he's a kid, so
he doesn't know how to like, you know, approach other people.
So he just goes right and starts chasing me. So
at first I was like, you know, trying to have
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fun with the kid. You're like, okay, I'll entertain this.
I started like jumping away from him and like, oh,
you're gonna get me. And then I get tired because
we've been there for fourteen minutes and I'm old. So
after you know, thirty seconds of this, I'm like, okay,
I stop like and be like, oh you got me,
good job, Like fuck, off. I want to just, you know,
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jump on a trampoline with my girlfriend like an adult,
and the kid just goes no. It still kept trying
to chase me, and I was like, okay, so I
did a little longer. I feel like I'm about to
have a heart attack at this moment. And I'm like,
look at the mom like, oh yeah, he's he's really
getting after it. I don't know how much. I literally said,
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I don't know how much longer I can do this.
I feel like I'm about to die. And she was
just like, oh, it's so funny. And I know she
was a single mom because she was looking at me like, oh,
I love the way you're playing with those kids. And
I'm looking at Amy like I am not looking at
her like that.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Get your own father figure in your life.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's what I'm trying to like convey in this situation.
And the way he finally gets it, like okay, come along,
little Jacob or whatever the fuck that stupid kid's name was.
And I just I got sad for a second because
it wasn't the kid's fault. I'm out of shape. I'm
thirty two years old. I don't have trampoline stamina. Anymore.
And even worse was I know he just wanted a
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father figure, He wanted somebody to play with, but his
mom didn't have it.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So what was mom doing?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Now, I'm gonna go to the trampoline parking And I
was like, bitch, get your man.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I was saying that for Amy, but it was fun.
I did it. Like we got home and after that, like.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was, we were in the car like driving home
and I was I think we were only there for
maybe forty minutes and I.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Was like, WHOA, all right, good day.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We can go home and do nothing, drink beer, right,
And Ames looked at me and she was like, I'm
actually feeling really energized right now, aren't you. So we
go like walking around and everything, and I'm telling you,
if you were over the age of thirty, do not
get on a trampoline. All you're gonna do is feel
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like your legs in your lower back. You're like, oh,
my legs are connected to my back because I feel
on walking, I feel like a.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well, what was that robot from?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is it Intergalactic?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Interstellar? Intergalactic Interstellar the McConaughey movie where he's got that
robot that like whips around on He's like a square,
but he can turn into like an X. I felt
like I had the exes coming out of my lower back.
It was tough. Had to do some stretching. When I
woke up. The next bar, we went like walked, and I.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Was like, please, somebody shoot me right now. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So I'm just saying, if you are over the age
of thirty and you like if you have kids, and
you're like, oh, what's a fun thing to do, go
to the trampoline park, but just pace yourself, because you
know I did it stupid. We started up, you know,
haven't been on a trampoline for a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Start jumping around. It's fun. You're like, oh, this is awesome.
Might do this forever.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Forty five seconds later, you feel like you're gonna die.
I'm just saying, pace yourself. Okay, you're not eight years
old anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
A juice box ain't gonna fix it. You're still gonna
be trying to breathe, and you just feel every year
that you've ever had and you're.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
But it does make you want to be in shape again,
because now I'm like Yeah, maybe I'll go for a run.
I need to get some of this terribleness out of me.
All right, well, what else? What else I want to talk? Oh?
Me and Ames went to a wine bar for one
of her friend's birthdays and it was super fun, Like
I'm getting into wine now. I had one of my
buddies who's doing well in life come come to town
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and take me and another friend out to dinner and
he's like all into wine now and the finer things
in life. So he got like this super expensive bottle
of wine. And I normally don't like wine, especially red wine,
so it reminds me of communion grown up, and I
just always thought it tastes like shits. I have the
palate of a fucking twenty year old, you know what
I mean. But I had the wine that he got
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and I was like.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh, this is actually pretty good. He's like, you gotta
you gotta smell it, you gotta take in and savor
every flavor.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm like, yeah, okay, whatever. But the more i'm wine,
the more I'm like, oh, wine's actually pretty good. So
we go to this wine bar. We're having a good time,
but Amy keeps telling me to shut the fuck up
because every time, like if you go into a wine bar,
there's always like local art from local artists hung up
in the wine bar. They're trying to sell it. And
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I'm like looking at these things and all of them
look like shit. Like there was one that was incredible.
It was a sky. It was beautiful. It looked like
a Bob Ross painting, but you know, it was good.
And not saying Bob Ross didn't good. I'm just saying like,
I was surprised that, you know, a local artists put
their shit in there. But I keep like looking at
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the prices of these things and it was ridiculous. There
was one it looked like a five year old did.
It was called Shades of Blue.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Guess what. One't just blue in there? They had green,
they had purple. Hey, Nick, what do you need to
make those colors?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I know you need blue in them, but it just
it was stupid. It looked like somebody just you know,
wished to paint brush over a canvas and was like, Okay,
I'm gonna go hang.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This now because I'm an artiste. Guess how much it was?
Thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Go fuck yourself. Shades of blue trying to sell for
that much, and so like, I keep like walking over
to all the pieces of art because I don't know
what the fuck they're doing a wine bar. There's no
like TVs to watch sports, So I'm just like walking
around with my wine glass looking at.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Art like, hm, I'm really seeing they went for it here.
That's a state man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But also I'm just like looking at the prices. Some
of these things were like four thousand dollars for the
biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen my entire life,
And I just want to talk to a local artist
and be like, what what is your pay scale? Like
what how do you arrive on that number? You know
what I mean? I could probably take a shit onto
(24:55):
some colors, you know, move moving around a couple times
with a paint brush, and be like.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You know, shades of Pooh, that'll be three thousand dollars.
Is that what you do?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm just saying, like, it seems to me that these
local artists are not very stable. That's all I'm saying,
because there's no way you actually put that up somebody,
like you have enough people around you to tell you
whether or not that that's okay.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
To have that it's good.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Like who gave them the confidence and be like yeah, yeah,
go go down to the local wine bar, see if
you can put that up there.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
How much you think I should sell it for.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You gotta do that thing where like you don't want
to give away what you actually think about it, like, oh,
I don't know, fifteen bucks, get your money back on
the easel. You can't do that, So you gotta be like, well,
what do you think it's worth? What was your time worth?
How much time did it take? Do you feel good
about it? And you're like, yeah, yeah, I do. Okay,
we'll go down there and sell it for what you
(25:54):
want to sell for it, and then that comes out
four thousand bucks. I'm just saying like, it seems like
those people that I saw, I didn't see the people.
The pieces of art from those people that I saw.
Those people are like one or two bad things away
from happening to you know, checking out. I'm just saying
like somebody needs to check on those people because those
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were the worst pieces of shit. Maybe I just don't
know art that could also be it. I don't know,
Like I remember taking you know that part of social
studies where they're like, we're gonna look at the Renaissance
and you look at different artworks and you're like, yeah,
that's awesome, Michaelangel, that's sick. I couldn't do that, Like,
(26:39):
I actually don't even know how you would be able
to do that. And then you walk in to a
wine bar and you see shades of Blue for thirteen
hundred dollars and you're like, have some self awareness, you know,
like my stand up shows only cost like twenty bucks,
because I'm not giving you Michaelangelo, Rafael and other Ninja Turtle.
(27:00):
I'm not giving you, you know, Dave Chapelle, Patrese, O'Neil,
not giving you, Louis c k giving you, Nick Jordan.
It's worth twenty bucks. You'll have fun, but you won't
be pissed because it only costs twenty bucks. So if
it's not the most amazing thing you've seen, you're not
gonna be like, huh that person, Uh, that person is
pretty close to kill themselves. No, if you are friends
(27:26):
with someone who is a vocal artist, just check on him,
ask them how much you're charging for their shit. All right,
let's get to your headline of the week, and then
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Huh uh? Do I want to read this whole thing?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
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Rare? Chew on a jawbreaker?
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All right? That's the podcast. Appreciate you for listening. I'll
get you next week.
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it to the rest of us. This is inside thoughts, Jordan.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check Welcome back to inside Thoughts.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Appreciate you press and play getting the downloads up. I
hope you're having a good week. The sun came back.
Are you feeling your will to live returning a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're feeling happier. The sun's out, the weather's not shitty.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It is weird, how like the older you get, the
more like the sun makes you happy. Because I remember
like being in my early twenties and hearing people be like,
I have sads like what you have. Huh, I have
seasonal effective disorder syndrome. So I got that's not real.
(01:01):
You mean to tell me that you get a little
depressed when the sun is gone.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's not real.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then you think that those people are just making
up illnesses for attention. Then you get a little older,
you know, life gets a little tougher, Things become more expensive,
you have more responsibilities, stress levels start to increase a
little bit, and you look outside.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And the sun hasn't been there for two months. The
days are shorter.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And you're like, I'm not very happy, and then the
sun comes back and you're like, oh, dude, that's awesome.
I feel bad for making fun of those people who.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Are like I have sets. I have sets. Sounds itchy,
don't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But I guess everybody, you know, everybody feels a little
bit better when the sun comes out.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Are there super happy people in the winter? You know
you're just like, yeah, I can just stay inside all day,
don't feel too cold. I feel like fat, rich people
really enjoy the winter. Good for them. You know, getting
cold sucks. As soon as you go outside and it's warm,
you can put some shorts on with the legs show
(02:12):
you're like, this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Got the chicken legs out, baby, Okay, tell me shit.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Feel a little draft up under your balls and it's
not cold, so your ball's just still hang. It's nice, man.
So I hope, I hope you're you're having a good week.
It's sunny wherever you are, and uh.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, hope you have a smile on your face. I
have to apologize. I have to make a public apology.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Last week, I was talking about the different holy holidays,
and I was talking about Ramadan, and I was just
guessing basically, I was like, yeah, I think they can
have like if you're a Muslim, you can have like water,
maybe black coffee during the day. Just can't have anything
when the sun's out. You just eat a big breakfast
and before the sun's up and then you have a
(03:06):
big feast. After my buddy text me, he goes, are
you an idiot? I was like, yeah, dude, you know me,
I'm very stupid. He was like, well, we can't ingest
anything during the day, and you can well expel anything
that's not like a normal bodily fluid and no sex.
So I apologize for being stupid and not knowing general
(03:30):
basic things that I should know.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So sometimes you just gotta say you're stupid. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Also, I forgot last week's I got all hyped up
on the Holy Holidays.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
By the way, how's your lant going? Huh? Did you
have a coke yet?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, it's just you know, I've been good this week.
I'll have one coke on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I forgot.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's like one of the rules of lent is whatever
you give up. I think you can have it on Friday.
Because Jesus died or something.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's like Jesus was alive technically during went but on Friday,
that's when he was supposed to you know, that's when
he died.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So Jesus in looking I can have some pop. I
don't know what it is, but.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Anyway, I forgot to tell you about having to weaven
note on one of my neighbor's doors.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
A couple couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I was talking to you about or I was telling
you about one of our neighbors asking us if we
left the note on her door telling her to stop
having sex so loud, and she like, wasn't the one
that was doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And the people that left the note were like.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
If this doesn't stop, I'm going to take this to management.
I have video and audio proof. It's like, okay, you're
an insane person.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I was thinking I would never ever leave a note
on one of my neighbors, but then I had to
because it was windy. A couple of weeks ago, there
was a bad storm that came through and our neighbors
above us have lights that hang on their porch, you know,
(05:15):
just to make.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It look a little cooler for the people looking up
at the street. Got to put the whites on. What
the note let them know that the ViBe's cool, that's
what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So they're like the end piece.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
The cord got blown off and it was just like
dangling onto our porch. And at first, like I didn't
mind it because the cat saw it and thought it
was like a snake or something hanging off the top
of the roof, so it would just go over there
and try and it would just freak the fuck out,
like it'd make those noises sound like a dolphin trying
(05:50):
to get it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
So it was funny. The cat was having fun.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But then as it was getting windier, it would just
smack that cord in to our window and you just
hear it like all night, and it was annoying. And
finally Ames was like, hey, can you go upstairs and
ask him to move it? And I was like, yeah, okay,
and go do that. So go upstairs, knock on the door,
like I heard people in there before I knocked, And
(06:15):
then I knocked and it got real quiet, and I
was like, come on, dude, so I know like they
went and looked through the people.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You're like, huh, I don't know who that is, do
you know? Who that is. No, I don't know who
that is. Do you order door dash?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No? And they just like waited until I left. And
I came back downstairs and I was like, yeah, Ames,
I don't know. They didn't answer the door. She goes,
leave a note. Go back up there.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I was like, I don't want to leave a note,
but had to leave a note.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So I wrote the note out, you know, because she
was working and I was handling the situation like the
man of the house does leaveing notes on apartments next
to you. I was taking care of it. So I
wrote this note. It was just like, hey, sorry to
be weird, but when of your chords is hanging off
(07:05):
and it bangs on our window, like when you get
a chance, can you just pull it up? Sorry for
the inconvenience. And I wrote it and I was about
to walk out, and Ames goes, let me see the note.
I go, okay, gotta checked my work. Didn't realize this
was fourth grade. So she's checking it. She goes, I
can't read this. Your handwriting is terrible. And I was like, okay, then.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You write it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Just write what I wrote, but in your beautiful handwriting.
Because for whatever reason, girls just have better, more legible handwriting.
Their brain probably worked. Their brain definitely works better, so
it's probably why I can't eye coordination or something just
makes it more legible.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Happy Women's History Month?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it Women's History Month? Or is it Women's Appreciation Month?
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I should probably know that we from water. Sorry, I'm
doing bad on went still dipping.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I ain't give it up.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's just something that I probably should give up, but
I'm not going to anyway. So Ames is like, I'll
write it. I have better handwriting, and she writes it,
but she writes like she writes it in a way
where like I know she wasn't being mean about it,
but like the way it was written out, it was like, Hi,
(08:33):
we live below you. You have a chord that hits
our window and I need you to take it out
or pull it up. Thanks with like a little smiley face.
And I was like, Ames, I don't know about this one.
Like if somebody doesn't know you and they read thanks
at the end with the smiley face kind of seems
passive aggressive, they might think you're a bitch. I don't
(08:55):
want to have people thinking bad thoughts about you like that.
So let me rewrite the note in better hand write.
I really tried. She was like, okay, whatever, So I
take it back up there, and as I'm going to
put the note on the door, I hear, oh.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Baby, you taste so good. And I was like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Because we've been trying to guess who lives above us
the whole time we've been living here, because like, they
sound like heavy people. I know they live above us,
but it just sounds they sound heavy, if you know
what I mean. So I didn't know if it was
growing a guy, if it was one person, if it
was guy and a guy, if it was two big ladies,
(09:37):
I don't know what it is. They sounded heavy. But
then I heard that voice.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh baby, you taste so good, Like it was just
like that, so it was not like a I walked
back down.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I was like Thames. I told her about it, and
she was like, do you think they were having sex?
And I go, it didn't sound sexual, you know what
I mean, Like it almost sounded like cartoony. So I
didn't know if like they saw me come back up
and they really wanted me to leave, and they just
hit me with.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
That oh baby, it tastes so.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Good, like as I would get uncomfortable, which it worked.
I was very uncomfortable because it sounded so weird. But
then I was like, I don't know who these people
are anymore. I'm definitely pretty positive it's just one fat
guy up there now, because it was definitely a man's voice.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But Ames brought up a good point. It might have
just been like.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Some really good food, or maybe he was like getting
down to the bottom of the Ben and Jerry's fish
food carton. He was just eating it, and he just sometimes,
you know, you have some Ben and Jerry's, it tastes
real good.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You gotta hit it with them. Oh baby, it tastes
so good.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But then you know, I left the note up there,
and I still don't know what they look like, but
I'm going with big fat guy who really likes ice cream.
And the cord is gone, so you know, situation resolved,
Except the cat was kind of disappointed because she pig
doesn't have anything to look at now, but the new
things she started doing.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Who are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Piggy got talked to her in her native language. Now
she just stares at the uh, the water dispenser at
the fridge like she just sits there all the time.
Why did you ever see that South Park episode, like
one of the old ones where the cows are just
(11:28):
staring at the uh the big cow that the people
of South Park made for like their cow festival. They're
just sitting staring at it because they think it's like
there their god or whatever, their cow Buddha, and they
just sit around looking at it, going noo, no. That's
what the cat's doing to the water. The dispenser at
(11:50):
the fridge right now, she just stares at it. And
then if you walk past the fridge, she looks at
you and she's like mamom, and then she stares at you.
She just wants you to press button filled with water,
and then you press it and she just watches the
water fall down the fridge. It's it's ridiculous and you
can't move her away from it, like she's just right now,
(12:11):
she's sitting in front of the fridge looking at.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Me like, please, father, push the button.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Please. I feel like this is what parents back in
the fifties felt like when they first got TVs. The
kids just won't move away from it.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Jolie, I don't know what to do about it. I'm
gonna hit him.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm not gonna hit the cat. I'm just saying, you know,
like pig, you can go do something else, man. Nope,
we're just gonna stare.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
At the fridge.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, she's gonna keep praying to the fridge. I'm gonna
watch that South Park episode today. You want to know why,
because I can't. I have that kind of time. Also,
I know you can't tell because I just edited it.
But one of my buddies called me up, so I
had to pause the podcast. And uh, normally, like he's
(13:03):
this real happy, go lucky dude and he just he'll
call you up. He's one of those friends that just
checks in. You know that those good people, annoyingly good people.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
You're like, fuck you.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dude, don't just check in on me, Like, hello, friend,
how's life? And you're like, I didn't want to think
about this right now, but I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You're my friend.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I love you, but just I don't want to talk
about my wife right now. Anyway, he calls me up
and uh, he was like he was on ten, like
just mad about shit, irritated about shit. But it's funny
because like when nice people get amped up or get mad,
it just becomes funny, you know what I mean. Like
it's not like scary or concerning. It's just like, well,
(13:44):
they're throwing a little temper tantrum. It's probably what I
look like when I get angry, because I'm you know,
five eight and bald and I'm little. So I just
if I start getting mad about something, people.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Are like, hey, you need some apple juice. Fucking relax.
He's cute, so he calls me up. He's going through
this whole thing, tell me about it. I'm like, uh
huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And then he goes, you know what, I just realized
I had pre workout earlier. Do you think that's that's
why I'm like angry and amped up? And I go, yeah, yeah,
that'll do it. That'll do it right there, because pre
workout is literally meant to make your brain hot because
you got to get that extra with in bro, and
(14:26):
if you don't do it, you just get fucking angry.
You know, you're a little wea on edge. You had
like mini roid rage. That's what I took pre workout
one time. It wasn't good pre workout. It was like
that basically meth that you can buy from Walmart. It's like, yeah,
ten Bucks, this is blue powder rocket fuel. And you're like, yeah, sure,
(14:49):
I'll see if I can increase my bench a little bit.
And I took it, and like my skin felt like
it was on fire, and then my brain started feeling
like it was on fire, and I was just angry,
and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna put that away.
I'm a grouchy enough person. But he was like, oh,
I feel a lot better now that I realized that
that's what that was.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I'm not gonna take that anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I go, Yeah, it's just you gotta think about the
things that you're putting in your body, like are you
actually mad about something, or have you just amped yourself
up with food or pre workout or Aimes does the
same thing, Like she's having a tough morning at work.
I'd be like, how many cups coffee do you have?
She's like six, Like, okay, no more, let's have some water.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Let's come down off of that.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So like talking to a coke head where they're like,
all right, let me tell you about this business plan. Okay,
we can just figure it out. Okay, all we have
to do is get funding. We'll start LLC and we'll
get in. You're like, hey, let's have some beers. Let's
take this down a little bit. Okay, Like no, I
just I don't know why I'm so tense and I
have a headache.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's like, cause you're coming down off a bump, dude,
what's relax.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's the same thing with pre workout, oh man, getting
uh getting over some soreness from the weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Shit, it was almost a week ago.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I am old, thirty two years old. So Ames got
the afternoon off from work. Her boss is super cool
and was like, hey, you guys been working hard. Take
an early leave on Friday. So she's like, what do
you want to do? And like both at the same time,
we were like trampoline park. Like yep, let's go do that.
So we went to one of those trampoline parks, like
(16:27):
Skyzone or whatever it was called.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's basically like you go to some industrial building and
they just have a bunch of trampolines inside. Me and
Amy are both way too old to be in there
without a kid, you know what I mean? Like I
thought they were gonna ideas when we walked in and
be like, how old are you guys, huh do you
have any children with you?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No? Okay, you can't be in here. It's weird. You're
making everybody scared. All right, the Epstein file list just
came out. I don't know what to think right now?
Did it come out? I don't pay attention. They're just
like dangling. Anyway. We go to the trampoline park.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We're there with no kids, but it's just us, a
bunch of parents, babysitters and seven year olds. Like so
everybody's looking at us like, uh, you guys, are you
guys are weird? But I will tell you being in
the trampoline, I don't think I've been on a trampoline
in like fifteen years. Being on a trampoline is so
much fun for like eight minutes, and then you want
(17:25):
to die, Like your lower back gets tight, your knees
start to wobble, get a little sore, and you're just
out of breath. So like we were messing around, like playing.
They had this cool like basketball trampoline place that we're
doing that that was fun, and then we went to
like the big trampoline arena where it's like twenty yards
(17:45):
of just trampolines, and then even like the it's walled in,
so you got to walk through a door.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Even like the sides of the walls have trampoline.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
So we're having a bunch of fun jumping around with that,
and I'm about to be out of breath. We've only
been there, you know, thirteen minutes, and I feel like
I'm about to have a heart attack because I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Old and I'm too old to be on a trampoline.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And this mom and her I don't know four year
old kid walk in and we're just jumping like on
our side, and the kid starts coming over and he
wants to play with us, but he's a kid, so
he doesn't know how to like, you know, approach other people.
So he just goes right and starts chasing me. So
at first I was like, you know, trying to have
(18:29):
fun with the kid. You're like, okay, I'll entertain this.
I started like jumping away from him and like, oh,
you're gonna get me. And then I get tired because
we've been there for fourteen minutes and I'm old. So
after you know, thirty seconds of this, I'm like, okay,
I stop like and be like, oh you got me,
good job, Like fuck, off. I want to just, you know,
(18:51):
jump on a trampoline with my girlfriend like an adult,
and the kid just goes no. It still kept trying
to chase me, and I was like, okay, so I
did a little longer. I feel like I'm about to
have a heart attack at this moment. And I'm like,
look at the mom like, oh yeah, he's he's really
getting after it. I don't know how much. I literally said,
(19:11):
I don't know how much longer I can do this.
I feel like I'm about to die. And she was
just like, oh, it's so funny. And I know she
was a single mom because she was looking at me like, oh,
I love the way you're playing with those kids. And
I'm looking at Amy like I am not looking at
her like that.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Get your own father figure in your life.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's what I'm trying to like convey in this situation.
And the way he finally gets it, like okay, come along,
little Jacob or whatever the fuck that stupid kid's name was.
And I just I got sad for a second because
it wasn't the kid's fault. I'm out of shape. I'm
thirty two years old. I don't have trampoline stamina. Anymore.
And even worse was I know he just wanted a
(19:53):
father figure, He wanted somebody to play with, but his
mom didn't have it.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So what was mom doing?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Now, I'm gonna go to the trampoline parking And I
was like, bitch, get your man.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I was saying that for Amy, but it was fun.
I did it. Like we got home and after that, like.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I was, we were in the car like driving home
and I was I think we were only there for
maybe forty minutes and I.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Was like, WHOA, all right, good day.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We can go home and do nothing, drink beer, right,
And Ames looked at me and she was like, I'm
actually feeling really energized right now, aren't you. So we
go like walking around and everything, and I'm telling you,
if you were over the age of thirty, do not
get on a trampoline. All you're gonna do is feel
(20:44):
like your legs in your lower back. You're like, oh,
my legs are connected to my back because I feel
on walking, I feel like a.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well, what was that robot from?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Is it Intergalactic?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Interstellar? Intergalactic Interstellar the McConaughey movie where he's got that
robot that like whips around on He's like a square,
but he can turn into like an X. I felt
like I had the exes coming out of my lower back.
It was tough. Had to do some stretching. When I
woke up. The next bar, we went like walked, and I.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Was like, please, somebody shoot me right now. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So I'm just saying, if you are over the age
of thirty and you like if you have kids, and
you're like, oh, what's a fun thing to do, go
to the trampoline park, but just pace yourself, because you
know I did it stupid. We started up, you know,
haven't been on a trampoline for a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Start jumping around. It's fun. You're like, oh, this is awesome.
Might do this forever.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Forty five seconds later, you feel like you're gonna die.
I'm just saying, pace yourself. Okay, you're not eight years
old anymore.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
A juice box ain't gonna fix it. You're still gonna
be trying to breathe, and you just feel every year
that you've ever had and you're.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Like, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
But it does make you want to be in shape again,
because now I'm like Yeah, maybe I'll go for a run.
I need to get some of this terribleness out of me.
All right, well, what else? What else I want to talk? Oh?
Me and Ames went to a wine bar for one
of her friend's birthdays and it was super fun, Like
I'm getting into wine now. I had one of my
buddies who's doing well in life come come to town
(22:27):
and take me and another friend out to dinner and
he's like all into wine now and the finer things
in life. So he got like this super expensive bottle
of wine. And I normally don't like wine, especially red wine,
so it reminds me of communion grown up, and I
just always thought it tastes like shits. I have the
palate of a fucking twenty year old, you know what
I mean. But I had the wine that he got
(22:49):
and I was like.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh, this is actually pretty good. He's like, you gotta
you gotta smell it, you gotta take in and savor
every flavor.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm like, yeah, okay, whatever. But the more i'm wine,
the more I'm like, oh, wine's actually pretty good. So
we go to this wine bar. We're having a good time,
but Amy keeps telling me to shut the fuck up
because every time, like if you go into a wine bar,
there's always like local art from local artists hung up
in the wine bar. They're trying to sell it. And
(23:18):
I'm like looking at these things and all of them
look like shit. Like there was one that was incredible.
It was a sky. It was beautiful. It looked like
a Bob Ross painting, but you know, it was good.
And not saying Bob Ross didn't good. I'm just saying like,
I was surprised that, you know, a local artists put
their shit in there. But I keep like looking at
(23:39):
the prices of these things and it was ridiculous. There
was one it looked like a five year old did.
It was called Shades of Blue.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Guess what. One't just blue in there? They had green,
they had purple. Hey, Nick, what do you need to
make those colors?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I know you need blue in them, but it just
it was stupid. It looked like somebody just you know,
wished to paint brush over a canvas and was like, Okay,
I'm gonna go hang.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This now because I'm an artiste. Guess how much it was?
Thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Go fuck yourself. Shades of blue trying to sell for
that much, and so like, I keep like walking over
to all the pieces of art because I don't know
what the fuck they're doing a wine bar. There's no
like TVs to watch sports, So I'm just like walking
around with my wine glass looking at.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Art like, hm, I'm really seeing they went for it here.
That's a state man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But also I'm just like looking at the prices. Some
of these things were like four thousand dollars for the
biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen my entire life,
And I just want to talk to a local artist
and be like, what what is your pay scale? Like
what how do you arrive on that number? You know
what I mean? I could probably take a shit onto
(24:55):
some colors, you know, move moving around a couple times
with a paint brush, and be like.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You know, shades of Pooh, that'll be three thousand dollars.
Is that what you do?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm just saying, like, it seems to me that these
local artists are not very stable. That's all I'm saying,
because there's no way you actually put that up somebody,
like you have enough people around you to tell you
whether or not that that's okay.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
To have that it's good.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Like who gave them the confidence and be like yeah, yeah,
go go down to the local wine bar, see if
you can put that up there.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
How much you think I should sell it for.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
You gotta do that thing where like you don't want
to give away what you actually think about it, like, oh,
I don't know, fifteen bucks, get your money back on
the easel. You can't do that, So you gotta be like, well,
what do you think it's worth? What was your time worth?
How much time did it take? Do you feel good
about it? And you're like, yeah, yeah, I do. Okay,
we'll go down there and sell it for what you
(25:54):
want to sell for it, and then that comes out
four thousand bucks. I'm just saying like, it seems like
those people that I saw, I didn't see the people.
The pieces of art from those people that I saw.
Those people are like one or two bad things away
from happening to you know, checking out. I'm just saying
like somebody needs to check on those people because those
(26:17):
were the worst pieces of shit. Maybe I just don't
know art that could also be it. I don't know,
Like I remember taking you know that part of social
studies where they're like, we're gonna look at the Renaissance
and you look at different artworks and you're like, yeah,
that's awesome, Michaelangel, that's sick. I couldn't do that, Like,
(26:39):
I actually don't even know how you would be able
to do that. And then you walk in to a
wine bar and you see shades of Blue for thirteen
hundred dollars and you're like, have some self awareness, you know,
like my stand up shows only cost like twenty bucks,
because I'm not giving you Michaelangelo, Rafael and other Ninja Turtle.
(27:00):
I'm not giving you, you know, Dave Chapelle, Patrese, O'Neil,
not giving you, Louis c k giving you, Nick Jordan.
It's worth twenty bucks. You'll have fun, but you won't
be pissed because it only costs twenty bucks. So if
it's not the most amazing thing you've seen, you're not
gonna be like, huh that person, Uh, that person is
pretty close to kill themselves. No, if you are friends
(27:26):
with someone who is a vocal artist, just check on him,
ask them how much you're charging for their shit. All right,
let's get to your headline of the week, and then
I'll want you get out of here. Chewing on wood
for five minutes may improve your memory. Study shows, Hey,
chewing on wood?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Huh uh? Do I want to read this whole thing?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'll just read the AI in a nutshell summary here.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Chewing harder materials like woods stop being twelve years old.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Chewing harder materials like wood significantly increases glutathione. I've never
seen that where GSH levels in the brain while softer
materials like gum show no significant effect. Higher brain GSH
levels from wood chewing were directly correlated with better memory
performance and healthy young adults. Incorporating foods that require more
(28:24):
vigorous chewing might be a simple way to boost brain
antioxidant defenses and potentially support cognitive health. I feel like
you could have picked something else other than would hey
get your steak medium instead of medium?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Rare? Chew on a jawbreaker?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Hey chew on some what shuck a deck and you'll
remember it?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
All right? That's the podcast. Appreciate you for listening. I'll
get you next week.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Thanks for call.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
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