June 3, 2025 • 19 mins
Nick talks about Niagra Falls, relating to people for no reason, and SEC fans
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Bill speaking that that should not have made it to
the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thoughts check check check, Welcome back, baby inside thoughts appreciate
you kicking, kicking, pressing the play button.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I took a week off, but I know you had
a nice three day weekend last week, right.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That was nice two weekends ago? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey, Nick, you don't have a job. How do you
know what a three day weekend feels like. I still
remember what it felt like, you know, I still remember
you get all excited, like, whoa, I'm gonna get extra
drunk on Sunday night because Monday I don't have to
be anywhere, and then bars try and stretch it out, like, hey, I.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Know you just had a three day weekend, what about
a four day weekend? Come on, we have a bunch
of drinks.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then you're like, well, you know, I'm in the
mood of drinking, so you just keep drinking, and then
you keep drinking the fifth and sixth day, and the
next day and the next day and the next day,
and then you end up unemployed, barely clinging onto the
memory of what it was like to feel excited for
a three day weekend. But that has all ended because
I finally got a new job.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thank you. Hold your applause, please please hold your ap pause.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It was so nice, so nice to finally be gainfully
employed now because now when I talk trash in the
group chat, they can't say, you know, shut up, you jobless?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was always like, Bro, if you're winning an argument
in the group chat, if you don't have a job,
that's just it's the trump card.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
A lot of people are unemployed right now.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And you're one of them. Yeah, so it's it's nice.
Now I can just go back to the ball and
short jokes. Okay, we're getting back, We're moving back. I'm
in uh Indianapolis now. It's it's pretty cool, man. I was,
you know, never been to Indy before. I didn't realize
how close it was to a whole bunch of cities.
Like it's three hours away from Chicago, four from Milwaukee,
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four and a half from Nashville, hour and a half
to Cincy, two from Columbus, Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Louisville, We're all around.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And honestly, Indianapolis is a super cool city. It's like
a cleaner version of Cleveland, which is nice. You know, Sorry,
I got a little bit of a a little bit
of a rundown. It's not it's not a cult. I
just I haven't slept in like two weeks. We've just
been traveling and I was doing stand up. I was
up in Cleveland and Williby doing Don't Tell shows, and
(02:45):
then we moved and my body was like, hey, we
can't protect you anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You're gonna get the sniffle. So that's that's what that is.
But we did.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Me and Ames went took a day trip a couple
of weeks ago to Niagara Falls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was that was kind of cool. First time whenever there.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I always thought Niagara Falls was like one of the
seven Wonders of the World. Turns out it's not. It's
like in one of those lists, like with an asterisk.
It's like it's one of the super cool natural wonders
of the world. Sometimes it's like why is sometimes a vowel?
And why it's like AEI you and sometimes why is
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you a vowel? Jesus, I have not been in elementary
school in a long time. It's tough being this dumb bro.
But yeah, so Niagara Falls is cool. It's just wild
because like they don't have like any safety precautions over there,
you know what I mean, Like the falls are just
right there, is separated by a rail that's very jumpable.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Not saying I was gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm just saying, like, you know, I've walked across bridges
in Akron, Ohio that had higher fences so that people
wouldn't do it because they got tired of people doing it.
And they just have a bunch of signs around, you
know what I mean. They're like, hey, please just call
somebody if you're thinking about it, and you could be
happy not even thinking about it, and then you just
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look over and you're like there's something in your body.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's like, just do it. Just go ahead. I see
why people went over in barrels and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Me and Ames were like googling that stuff while we
were there, Like who was the first person to go
over in a barrel? Because I told her that and
she was like, people didn't do that. I was like, yeah,
they did. It was like, you know, that's a thing.
Cartoons TV shows would always allude to people going over
in barrels and it was funny because it'd be like
John Willaker or whatever went over Niagara Falls in a
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barrel in nineteen sixteen in search of fame and fortune.
That's all you had to do to be famous back
in the day is just be real loud and obnoxious
in the city square.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No one's paying attention to them.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Hey, hey, John, will you shut up and get a job.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hey, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm gonna jump do it. Okay, maybe I'm not gonna jump.
You know what I am gonna do. I'm gonna go
over Niagara Falls and a barrel.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
People were like, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Watch me, he's gonna do it. You wanna go watch John.
He's gonna kill himself in his barrel.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let's go watch him.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And then he does it, and he goes from John
nobody to John I just went over Niagara Falls and
a barrel. Fame and fortune guy was probably Michael Jackson
back in the day without the other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I assume. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Maybe he was like the first one where you know,
they were putting him up on those billboards that were
only like three feet tall so they couldn't get up
real high. Back in the early nineteen hundreds, they were like, come.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
To Niagara Falls, New York and see John Barrel. John Willoughby, Beryl.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Whatever his name. I'm making this guy up by the way.
And then the fame and the fortune gets too much
and you find out, you know, he's got some skeletons
in his closet. And then they had to take all
the billboards down put up stuff for bill bonds in
World War One. I don't know what I'm talking about anyway,
but uh yeah, we've been, uh been moving, traveling a lot,
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but we finally we got settled, and uh it was
wild man.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Like I stopped at a gas station.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You ever have somebody try to relate to you, that's
just like there should not be any kind of relatability,
but they look at you like, yeah, we're the same.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like I was at a gas station.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
This old guy was behind the counter, nice guy, but
he had to be like one hundred something years old,
and he was talking to me like we were the
same age. I was getting to canna Zen and nobody
opened like the plastic for him. They just put it
in there, and like the employees before him, I guess,
just didn't open all of them.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And he was mad about it. He was like, man,
kids these days ain't got no common sense. You're either
born with it there you ain't.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You know what I'm talking about kids these days, right,
And I was like, broll, I got some gray my beard,
but don't talk to me like we both grew up
in the Great Depression, you know what I mean, not
that old. It's just crazy, man, Like, sometimes you don't
need to relate to people just because you know they're
in front of you or next to you. I was
in a CVS getting something and I went to like
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one of those self checkout things, and this guy next
to me was just like, you know, having a tough
time with the self checkout robot. He like, the robot
wasn't listening to him, he was pressing the wrong buttons.
I don't know what was happening, because I gotta be honest,
like I it's hard to mess up those self checkout things.
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Just scan it, you scan it, you scan it, you
hit pay when you have no more things to scan.
That's all you do. And this guy, you know, he
was getting mad and the robot was talking to.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Him, please rescan your item.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He was like, but he was cussing, like a little
too wout and like looking at me like doing the
could you believe this? And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna
be in here for seventeen seconds. I'm not having a
conversation with you about why you can't figure out the
CVS self checkout.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, I don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You got some other things going on in your life
that are making you a little angry, and that's fine.
But I'm having a good day. Okay, I'm good my thing.
I know how to swipe, i know how to scan.
I'm gonna hit the button, I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna
get out here. Okay, Please don't assault the self checkout thing.
I feel like that's gotta be a felony beating up
a self checkout robot. That's one of those things where
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it's like you don't think it's a big deal, but
it comes with like a minimum twenty five years in jail,
or something like disabling a smoke detector or something on
an airplane.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Sir, that's an act of terrorism. What uh? I just
want to smoke a cigarette in here. Can't do that, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Okay, same thing. Like you know, you're at your CVS.
You're trying to get your sticky gum. It won't scan
your orbits gum and you just start, you know, giving
the self checkout robot of will Onet two will Combo
two piece, and all of a sudden that turns into
a federal investigation. Well did you know that the robot
had feelings?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No? No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, I didn't know there were classes people. Now I'm
going to jail for twenty five years. Okay, cool. I'm
just saying, keep keep your composure. That's all you gotta do. Man,
it's all you gotta do. Speaking of keeping your composure,
the types of people that don't do that, like going
to Riley Green country concerts. Me and Eames went to
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go see Ella Langley and Riley Green because she's a
big La Langley fan, and I got her tickets for birthday.
And you know, they were playing down the street in Youngstown.
And Youngstown's already not like a super super cool city
just hang out in you know what I mean, a
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bunch of bunch of dummies in Youngstown. But like there's
just some places where you go to a country concert
and like all the all the bros are just like
bowing up. They're just like looking for a fight. They're
trying to see if you're like catching your their foul baiting.
That's what they're doing. It's like you go to a
you go to a country concert and all the bros
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turn into Shay Gil just Alexander Alexander.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They're just like, oh he touched me.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But instead of getting two free throws, they just want
a reason to punch you in the face.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
So you gotta walk.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You gotta walk like a bitch, you know, just like
put your put your elbows into your stomach, hunch over
a little bit, seem like you're not a threat. Don't
look them in the eyes. It's just it's so funny,
like those dudes. You go to some small towns and
those dudes are just looking for fights.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It's like for what, So Betty lou is gonna to
sleep with you tonight. She thinks you're cool. You beat
his butt real good, baby, m can give him something that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like, just relax, man, listen to the music. But
it's funny. We're you know. Ella Langley came up and
Ames was having a good time. She likes her. And
then uh.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Ryley Green comes on and look, Rley Green. He's a
good looking dude. What are you gonna say? You know,
He's like six' five scot. Hair she's good, looking, dude So.
Eames you, know she's got a little crush on. It
but she's looking All google. Eye BUT i was cracking
up at the amount of guys that went to that
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concert dressed just Like Riley, green you know WHAT i. Mean,
Like i'm not even sure they, realized but they're wearing
like the same exact stuff that he's.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Wearing they got like The Riley GREEN t.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Shirts they got the, jeans they got their haircut cut like.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Him he shaved his MUST i shaved MY i thought
you looked better with the. Muscade, no it's not. Gay
i'm just SAYING i think he's good. Artist that's WHY
i THINK i think he's a good. Artist it's, like, okay, bro, Settled,
Now i'm not, gay. Dude. Whatever, hey you dressed up
just like. Him you're singing the. Songs i'm just saying you.
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Can you can admit that he's. Cute that's all you gotta. Do,
Bro it's.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Fine that's how you get into a fight in a
small town real. Quick, hey, bro you look just Like Riley.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
GREEN i think you're kind of. Sweet what'd you say to?
Me Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Man speaking of speaking of levelheaded, PEOPLE ncaa twenty six
trailer got. Released it looks. Sick i'm gonna fall for.
It i'm gonna buy the game this year, again like
last year you got to. Pass excuse, me last year
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you get a pass because the game hadn't been out
in ten, years so you hoped it was. Good even
if it. Wasn't you're pointing for. Nostalgia the game was.
GOOD ncublea twenty five was. GOOD i didn't have any.
Complaints you, know they're saying that some of the things
they're gonna be doing in this, game they're just making
it a little bit, BETTER i. Hope So i'm gonna
buy it, anyway because you, know it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Looks. Cool AND i.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Got a job, now SO i have. MONEY i can
spend money on. Things huh, loo can?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Me what are you?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Doing got big money over? Here got enough for a video?
Game twelve year old?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Me is super, right.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Dude but you go in the, comments like The scuba trailer,
Release like you go in the comments and they're just, all,
well why wasn't my team in the in the? Trailer
how come NO sec? Team there's not ENOUGH sec? TEAMS sec?
Teams we get a bad WRAP sec dominance is. Good like,
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BRO sec fans have lost their, minds, Dude, like what
you're supposed to do AND i don't know why this,
started but what you're supposed to do is you pick your.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Team that you like.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Based off you, know regional, affiliation family, affiliation if you
go to the school you have that, affiliation or if
you're a bad, person you just, pick you, know whatever
team's good and you stick with. Them you root for your,
team and then all the teams that play your team
you don't like. Them that's what. Happens you can have
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a certain respect for, them you, know because there's a,
rivalry but you don't like the teams that are in your,
division your. CONFERENCE sec people LIKE i have buddies that
Are georgia. Fans they're like rooting For tennessee And bama
to beat other, teams like they want them to be,
good so that somehow that means That george is. Good
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they're rooting for whole. Conferences, now, OH sec hadn't won
a title in two. Years, wow they were good this Year.
Texas maybe you're A georgia, Fan, yeah well arch arch
is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good he might win. It you're A texas.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Fan, now, No i'm just Saying SEC's. Good why are
we rooting for divisions and conferences? Now it's like rooting
for your conference or your division just in its entirety
is right up there like dumb argument wise with ring,
culture where it's like so and so doesn't have enough.
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Rings they're not, Good they're not the, goat they don't
have enough. Rings it's a team, sport, dude one person's
not always gonna have the.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Most but all these people now are like rooting for
their whole.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Conference if you're A georgia, fan you should Want tennessee
to not win a game all season because it'd be.
Hilarious then you get to make fun of all The
tennessee fans that hate. You but now they're, like, no, no, no
we all gotta be friends and we got to hate
The Big. Ten that's what we gotta.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Do it's. Ridiculous Like i'm A braves.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Fan i'm not rooting for The, phillies The, mets The,
marlins The. NATIONALS i hope they all go oh in
one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Two don't want them to. Win you want know?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Why BECAUSE i like my team and those teams play
my team the, most and we gotta battle it out.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And see who goes to the.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
PLAYOFFS i don't like, them but all these people now
are just Like, Nope i'm An alabama. FAN i Like auburn.
Two that's not how it. Works we got to bring
back like gott to bring back the. Hate that's what it.
Is we're getting too levy. Dovey we're hating the wrong.
Things you're, like, oh kinda can't even speak common? Enemy
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where IS sec Versus big?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Ten, yeah you're. Dumb don't do.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That root for your team and you hope for terrible
things to happen for the teams that you play.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Like i'm A Notre dame.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
FAN i HOPE Usc, Michigan Michigan, State.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Navy we have a lot of respect For. DAVY i
hope all those teams lose every single game they. Play,
yah but what about the strength to?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Schedule don't, care, dude play who's on your schedule and
you root for bad things that happen to the fans
of the teams that are not your. Teams that's what
sports all. About it's a, healthy friendly, hate not rooting
for your whole. Conference stupid, dude it's. Ridiculous all, RIGHT
i got my old man rant. Off now let me
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get to your headline of the week and then we'll
get out of here BECAUSE i gotta do some. Work
it's weird to Say i'm gonna keep milking.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Dude oh DID i type in the wrong? Password come, on,
dude you know that you KNOW i talked in the wrong.
Password just bounce it back and let me do it.
Again Like i'm signing into my new work. Computer and
if you like get close to what the password, is
(18:12):
it loads up like the welcome thing for five minutes
instead of just going, no that's not the right password, immediately,
Okay just come, on, man there we, go all. Right
headline of the. Week toilet paper might soon be a
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thing of the. Past environmental concerns are coming about with toilet.
Paper they're trying to get rid of it or phase
it out in the future because producing toilet paper uses
a bunch of. Water they got to chop down a
bunch of trees to make the toilet, paper and there's
toxic forever chemicals in some brands of toilet. Paper that's,
(18:54):
CRAZY i got forever chemicals in my. Butt in, response
many are turning to eco friendly alternatives like, bidays which
reduced the need for toilet paper and offer a more sustainable.
SOLUTION i gotta be, Honest i've never tried a, beday
BUT i have a couple of friends who have gotten a.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Beday they said that they love.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It But i'm just cracking, up like trying to think
of you, know the The Riley green, concertgoers small town.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Boys you know.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
That if they have to get a bidat in the,
future you know WHAT i, Mean, like how are they
going to react to having a mandated biday put in
their new?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Toilet the government wants me to shoot what into my?
Ware good day to, you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Sir all, right we got out of there on a,
nice nice light, pun did?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It all? Right that's that's been the.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
PODCAST i appreciate you from listening and catch you next.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Week Money, Money money For, money
Bill speaking that that should not have made it to
the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thoughts check check check, Welcome back, baby inside thoughts appreciate
you kicking, kicking, pressing the play button.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I took a week off, but I know you had
a nice three day weekend last week, right.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That was nice two weekends ago? Whatever?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey, Nick, you don't have a job. How do you
know what a three day weekend feels like. I still
remember what it felt like, you know, I still remember
you get all excited, like, whoa, I'm gonna get extra
drunk on Sunday night because Monday I don't have to
be anywhere, and then bars try and stretch it out, like, hey, I.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Know you just had a three day weekend, what about
a four day weekend? Come on, we have a bunch
of drinks.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then you're like, well, you know, I'm in the
mood of drinking, so you just keep drinking, and then
you keep drinking the fifth and sixth day, and the
next day and the next day and the next day,
and then you end up unemployed, barely clinging onto the
memory of what it was like to feel excited for
a three day weekend. But that has all ended because
I finally got a new job.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thank you. Hold your applause, please please hold your ap pause.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It was so nice, so nice to finally be gainfully
employed now because now when I talk trash in the
group chat, they can't say, you know, shut up, you jobless?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That was always like, Bro, if you're winning an argument
in the group chat, if you don't have a job,
that's just it's the trump card.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
A lot of people are unemployed right now.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And you're one of them. Yeah, so it's it's nice.
Now I can just go back to the ball and
short jokes. Okay, we're getting back, We're moving back. I'm
in uh Indianapolis now. It's it's pretty cool, man. I was,
you know, never been to Indy before. I didn't realize
how close it was to a whole bunch of cities.
Like it's three hours away from Chicago, four from Milwaukee,
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four and a half from Nashville, hour and a half
to Cincy, two from Columbus, Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Louisville, We're all around.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And honestly, Indianapolis is a super cool city. It's like
a cleaner version of Cleveland, which is nice. You know, Sorry,
I got a little bit of a a little bit
of a rundown. It's not it's not a cult. I
just I haven't slept in like two weeks. We've just
been traveling and I was doing stand up. I was
up in Cleveland and Williby doing Don't Tell shows, and
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then we moved and my body was like, hey, we
can't protect you anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You're gonna get the sniffle. So that's that's what that is.
But we did.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Me and Ames went took a day trip a couple
of weeks ago to Niagara Falls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was that was kind of cool. First time whenever there.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I always thought Niagara Falls was like one of the
seven Wonders of the World. Turns out it's not. It's
like in one of those lists, like with an asterisk.
It's like it's one of the super cool natural wonders
of the world. Sometimes it's like why is sometimes a vowel?
And why it's like AEI you and sometimes why is
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you a vowel? Jesus, I have not been in elementary
school in a long time. It's tough being this dumb bro.
But yeah, so Niagara Falls is cool. It's just wild
because like they don't have like any safety precautions over there,
you know what I mean, Like the falls are just
right there, is separated by a rail that's very jumpable.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Not saying I was gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm just saying, like, you know, I've walked across bridges
in Akron, Ohio that had higher fences so that people
wouldn't do it because they got tired of people doing it.
And they just have a bunch of signs around, you
know what I mean. They're like, hey, please just call
somebody if you're thinking about it, and you could be
happy not even thinking about it, and then you just
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look over and you're like there's something in your body.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's like, just do it. Just go ahead. I see
why people went over in barrels and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Me and Ames were like googling that stuff while we
were there, Like who was the first person to go
over in a barrel? Because I told her that and
she was like, people didn't do that. I was like, yeah,
they did. It was like, you know, that's a thing.
Cartoons TV shows would always allude to people going over
in barrels and it was funny because it'd be like
John Willaker or whatever went over Niagara Falls in a
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barrel in nineteen sixteen in search of fame and fortune.
That's all you had to do to be famous back
in the day is just be real loud and obnoxious
in the city square.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No one's paying attention to them.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Hey, hey, John, will you shut up and get a job.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hey, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm gonna jump do it. Okay, maybe I'm not gonna jump.
You know what I am gonna do. I'm gonna go
over Niagara Falls and a barrel.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
People were like, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Watch me, he's gonna do it. You wanna go watch John.
He's gonna kill himself in his barrel.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let's go watch him.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And then he does it, and he goes from John
nobody to John I just went over Niagara Falls and
a barrel. Fame and fortune guy was probably Michael Jackson
back in the day without the other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I assume. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Maybe he was like the first one where you know,
they were putting him up on those billboards that were
only like three feet tall so they couldn't get up
real high. Back in the early nineteen hundreds, they were like, come.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
To Niagara Falls, New York and see John Barrel. John Willoughby, Beryl.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Whatever his name. I'm making this guy up by the way.
And then the fame and the fortune gets too much
and you find out, you know, he's got some skeletons
in his closet. And then they had to take all
the billboards down put up stuff for bill bonds in
World War One. I don't know what I'm talking about anyway,
but uh yeah, we've been, uh been moving, traveling a lot,
(06:16):
but we finally we got settled, and uh it was
wild man.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Like I stopped at a gas station.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You ever have somebody try to relate to you, that's
just like there should not be any kind of relatability,
but they look at you like, yeah, we're the same.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Like I was at a gas station.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
This old guy was behind the counter, nice guy, but
he had to be like one hundred something years old,
and he was talking to me like we were the
same age. I was getting to canna Zen and nobody
opened like the plastic for him. They just put it
in there, and like the employees before him, I guess,
just didn't open all of them.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And he was mad about it. He was like, man,
kids these days ain't got no common sense. You're either
born with it there you ain't.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You know what I'm talking about kids these days, right,
And I was like, broll, I got some gray my beard,
but don't talk to me like we both grew up
in the Great Depression, you know what I mean, not
that old. It's just crazy, man, Like, sometimes you don't
need to relate to people just because you know they're
in front of you or next to you. I was
in a CVS getting something and I went to like
(07:25):
one of those self checkout things, and this guy next
to me was just like, you know, having a tough
time with the self checkout robot. He like, the robot
wasn't listening to him, he was pressing the wrong buttons.
I don't know what was happening, because I gotta be honest,
like I it's hard to mess up those self checkout things.
(07:45):
Just scan it, you scan it, you scan it, you
hit pay when you have no more things to scan.
That's all you do. And this guy, you know, he
was getting mad and the robot was talking to.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Him, please rescan your item.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He was like, but he was cussing, like a little
too wout and like looking at me like doing the
could you believe this? And I'm like, dude, I'm gonna
be in here for seventeen seconds. I'm not having a
conversation with you about why you can't figure out the
CVS self checkout.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, I don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You got some other things going on in your life
that are making you a little angry, and that's fine.
But I'm having a good day. Okay, I'm good my thing.
I know how to swipe, i know how to scan.
I'm gonna hit the button, I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna
get out here. Okay, Please don't assault the self checkout thing.
I feel like that's gotta be a felony beating up
a self checkout robot. That's one of those things where
(08:38):
it's like you don't think it's a big deal, but
it comes with like a minimum twenty five years in jail,
or something like disabling a smoke detector or something on
an airplane.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Sir, that's an act of terrorism. What uh? I just
want to smoke a cigarette in here. Can't do that, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Okay, same thing. Like you know, you're at your CVS.
You're trying to get your sticky gum. It won't scan
your orbits gum and you just start, you know, giving
the self checkout robot of will Onet two will Combo
two piece, and all of a sudden that turns into
a federal investigation. Well did you know that the robot
had feelings?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No? No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, I didn't know there were classes people. Now I'm
going to jail for twenty five years. Okay, cool. I'm
just saying, keep keep your composure. That's all you gotta do. Man,
it's all you gotta do. Speaking of keeping your composure,
the types of people that don't do that, like going
to Riley Green country concerts. Me and Eames went to
(09:42):
go see Ella Langley and Riley Green because she's a
big La Langley fan, and I got her tickets for birthday.
And you know, they were playing down the street in Youngstown.
And Youngstown's already not like a super super cool city
just hang out in you know what I mean, a
(10:02):
bunch of bunch of dummies in Youngstown. But like there's
just some places where you go to a country concert
and like all the all the bros are just like
bowing up. They're just like looking for a fight. They're
trying to see if you're like catching your their foul baiting.
That's what they're doing. It's like you go to a
you go to a country concert and all the bros
(10:23):
turn into Shay Gil just Alexander Alexander.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They're just like, oh he touched me.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But instead of getting two free throws, they just want
a reason to punch you in the face.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
So you gotta walk.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You gotta walk like a bitch, you know, just like
put your put your elbows into your stomach, hunch over
a little bit, seem like you're not a threat. Don't
look them in the eyes. It's just it's so funny,
like those dudes. You go to some small towns and
those dudes are just looking for fights.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It's like for what, So Betty lou is gonna to
sleep with you tonight. She thinks you're cool. You beat
his butt real good, baby, m can give him something that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like, just relax, man, listen to the music. But
it's funny. We're you know. Ella Langley came up and
Ames was having a good time. She likes her. And
then uh.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Ryley Green comes on and look, Rley Green. He's a
good looking dude. What are you gonna say? You know,
He's like six' five scot. Hair she's good, looking, dude So.
Eames you, know she's got a little crush on. It
but she's looking All google. Eye BUT i was cracking
up at the amount of guys that went to that
(11:41):
concert dressed just Like Riley, green you know WHAT i. Mean,
Like i'm not even sure they, realized but they're wearing
like the same exact stuff that he's.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Wearing they got like The Riley GREEN t.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Shirts they got the, jeans they got their haircut cut like.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Him he shaved his MUST i shaved MY i thought
you looked better with the. Muscade, no it's not. Gay
i'm just SAYING i think he's good. Artist that's WHY
i THINK i think he's a good. Artist it's, like, okay, bro, Settled,
Now i'm not, gay. Dude. Whatever, hey you dressed up
just like. Him you're singing the. Songs i'm just saying you.
(12:20):
Can you can admit that he's. Cute that's all you gotta. Do,
Bro it's.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Fine that's how you get into a fight in a
small town real. Quick, hey, bro you look just Like Riley.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
GREEN i think you're kind of. Sweet what'd you say to?
Me Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Man speaking of speaking of levelheaded, PEOPLE ncaa twenty six
trailer got. Released it looks. Sick i'm gonna fall for.
It i'm gonna buy the game this year, again like
last year you got to. Pass excuse, me last year
(12:58):
you get a pass because the game hadn't been out
in ten, years so you hoped it was. Good even
if it. Wasn't you're pointing for. Nostalgia the game was.
GOOD ncublea twenty five was. GOOD i didn't have any.
Complaints you, know they're saying that some of the things
they're gonna be doing in this, game they're just making
it a little bit, BETTER i. Hope So i'm gonna
buy it, anyway because you, know it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Looks. Cool AND i.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Got a job, now SO i have. MONEY i can
spend money on. Things huh, loo can?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Me what are you?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Doing got big money over? Here got enough for a video?
Game twelve year old?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Me is super, right.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Dude but you go in the, comments like The scuba trailer,
Release like you go in the comments and they're just, all,
well why wasn't my team in the in the? Trailer
how come NO sec? Team there's not ENOUGH sec? TEAMS sec?
Teams we get a bad WRAP sec dominance is. Good like,
(13:56):
BRO sec fans have lost their, minds, Dude, like what
you're supposed to do AND i don't know why this,
started but what you're supposed to do is you pick your.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Team that you like.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Based off you, know regional, affiliation family, affiliation if you
go to the school you have that, affiliation or if
you're a bad, person you just, pick you, know whatever
team's good and you stick with. Them you root for your,
team and then all the teams that play your team
you don't like. Them that's what. Happens you can have
(14:32):
a certain respect for, them you, know because there's a,
rivalry but you don't like the teams that are in your,
division your. CONFERENCE sec people LIKE i have buddies that
Are georgia. Fans they're like rooting For tennessee And bama
to beat other, teams like they want them to be,
good so that somehow that means That george is. Good
(14:54):
they're rooting for whole. Conferences, now, OH sec hadn't won
a title in two. Years, wow they were good this Year.
Texas maybe you're A georgia, Fan, yeah well arch arch
is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good he might win. It you're A texas.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Fan, now, No i'm just Saying SEC's. Good why are
we rooting for divisions and conferences? Now it's like rooting
for your conference or your division just in its entirety
is right up there like dumb argument wise with ring,
culture where it's like so and so doesn't have enough.
(15:30):
Rings they're not, Good they're not the, goat they don't
have enough. Rings it's a team, sport, dude one person's
not always gonna have the.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Most but all these people now are like rooting for
their whole.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Conference if you're A georgia, fan you should Want tennessee
to not win a game all season because it'd be.
Hilarious then you get to make fun of all The
tennessee fans that hate. You but now they're, like, no, no, no
we all gotta be friends and we got to hate
The Big. Ten that's what we gotta.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Do it's. Ridiculous Like i'm A braves.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Fan i'm not rooting for The, phillies The, mets The,
marlins The. NATIONALS i hope they all go oh in
one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Two don't want them to. Win you want know?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Why BECAUSE i like my team and those teams play
my team the, most and we gotta battle it out.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And see who goes to the.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
PLAYOFFS i don't like, them but all these people now
are just Like, Nope i'm An alabama. FAN i Like auburn.
Two that's not how it. Works we got to bring
back like gott to bring back the. Hate that's what it.
Is we're getting too levy. Dovey we're hating the wrong.
Things you're, like, oh kinda can't even speak common? Enemy
(16:50):
where IS sec Versus big?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Ten, yeah you're. Dumb don't do.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That root for your team and you hope for terrible
things to happen for the teams that you play.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Like i'm A Notre dame.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
FAN i HOPE Usc, Michigan Michigan, State.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Navy we have a lot of respect For. DAVY i
hope all those teams lose every single game they. Play,
yah but what about the strength to?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Schedule don't, care, dude play who's on your schedule and
you root for bad things that happen to the fans
of the teams that are not your. Teams that's what
sports all. About it's a, healthy friendly, hate not rooting
for your whole. Conference stupid, dude it's. Ridiculous all, RIGHT
i got my old man rant. Off now let me
(17:41):
get to your headline of the week and then we'll
get out of here BECAUSE i gotta do some. Work
it's weird to Say i'm gonna keep milking.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Dude oh DID i type in the wrong? Password come, on,
dude you know that you KNOW i talked in the wrong.
Password just bounce it back and let me do it.
Again Like i'm signing into my new work. Computer and
if you like get close to what the password, is
(18:12):
it loads up like the welcome thing for five minutes
instead of just going, no that's not the right password, immediately,
Okay just come, on, man there we, go all. Right
headline of the. Week toilet paper might soon be a
(18:33):
thing of the. Past environmental concerns are coming about with toilet.
Paper they're trying to get rid of it or phase
it out in the future because producing toilet paper uses
a bunch of. Water they got to chop down a
bunch of trees to make the toilet, paper and there's
toxic forever chemicals in some brands of toilet. Paper that's,
(18:54):
CRAZY i got forever chemicals in my. Butt in, response
many are turning to eco friendly alternatives like, bidays which
reduced the need for toilet paper and offer a more sustainable.
SOLUTION i gotta be, Honest i've never tried a, beday
BUT i have a couple of friends who have gotten a.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Beday they said that they love.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It But i'm just cracking, up like trying to think
of you, know the The Riley green, concertgoers small town.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Boys you know.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
That if they have to get a bidat in the,
future you know WHAT i, Mean, like how are they
going to react to having a mandated biday put in
their new?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Toilet the government wants me to shoot what into my?
Ware good day to, you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Sir all, right we got out of there on a,
nice nice light, pun did?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It all? Right that's that's been the.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
PODCAST i appreciate you from listening and catch you next.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Week Money, Money money For, money
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