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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I still speaking that that should not have made it
to the rest.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Of us.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Thoughts or.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Check check check welcome back, since I thought, I hope
you're having a good We got a cool interview for
you at the end of the podcast. So I have
a job now so I can get access to interviews
like that, which is kind of nice. Comedian Uh, Natasha
Wazueiro is gonna be on the pod, get to talk
to her, so I'll have that for you at the
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end of the podcast. How you doing. You're feeling good?
You're making money betting on the NBA Finals, you should be.
I mean it's going pretty other than like other than
game one, it's going pretty much like how you would
think this finals would go. Everybody was like, Thunder were
gonna win five. No they're not, because nobody's gonna watch it.
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If the Thunder win it in five, right, NBA's got
to make their money. Pacers were up two to one
going into Game four. Guess who comes in to referee
and save the day. Scott the extender Foster saw that,
and I was like, yep, Pacers and seven we'll see
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and then uh, you know, okay, see got two in
a row. We got uh Pacers Thunder Game six. Pacers
will win that because Scott Foster's refing it and the
NBA wants a seven game series because everybody was complaining, like.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, it's two small market teams. Nobody's gonna watch it.
Nobody's gonna watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
This has been it's been a really fun series to
watch if you like basketball. I do, so I've enjoyed it.
But I'm also not above realizing, like, Okay, the NBA's
got to make some money, so this is going to
seven games and then they'll probably let them play in
Game seven. But all the Pacers fans were mad, uh
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Game four? But you see, did you see those calls
that weren't a flagrant? No, it wasn't. But guess what
you gotta You gotta make some calls as a referee
that are gonna influence the game to go in away
that is financially beneficial to the National Basketball Association Entertainment
League of America. As I was trying to talk Pacers
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fans off the ledge today, so everybody's all down in
the dumps. It's three to two, we're gonna lose. Halliburton's hurt.
I would bet half of my left nut the Pacers
win Game six, because we've gotta have a game seven.
Two small market teams, gotta give viewership up. All those
casual fans who are like, I'm not watching it. There's
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no superstars in this one. I don't even like USGA.
He's Canadian. They're gonna watch a game seven. Those tweets
are going out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
This is the first game sevens.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
When those tweets are going out, casual fans are gonna
tune in. It's gonna be a great, great basketball game.
They're gonna let them play. It's gonna be physical, it's
probably gonna be like a cool shot at the end.
This is gonna be like a top top ten finals
in the last How long have I been watching basketball?
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Twenty years, two decades. So enjoy it. But also if
I was a gambling man, which sometimes I am when
I have money. Do I have money right now? But
if I was a betman, I am putting everything on
Pacers winning Game six because Scott Foster is gonna be
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the red. I was talking to my new about Uh, basically,
he's saying all this kind of stuff, just talking about
the finals, and I was giving him my conspiracy theory,
my short, bald headed conspiracy theory, and I was like, yeah, dude,
it's gonna go seven games. This was after Pacers were
up two to one. She was like, think, I want
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to buy tickets for game six, might see him get
to close it out. And I was like, I mean,
they're probably not gonna get a chance to close it
out in six games, but it'll be a super cool
game to go to, and the Pacers will win. He
goes why. I was like, cause thunder gotta win two
in a row, bring some drama, and then Pacers are
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one hundred percent gonna win games. When I was telling
him this, he was looking at me like I was saying,
Reptilians ran the White House. I'm not a lizard. I
just have to go out with his son a lot.
I'm just like, if you watch sports enough, there's enough
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like what the fuck are these calls? You know what
I mean? There's enough of those, And if like it
was set up to actually be straight up just hey,
best team wins, then referees wouldn't be as prevalent stopping
the game and making calls. And it's in like all
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sports too, well, all the ones that I watched, so
all sports because those are the ones that matter. Basketball, football, baseball,
like umpires not so much. I think they actually just
have a tough job and now they got replay. Some
baseball umpires were actually just bad at their job, like
some of the balls and strikes they call him, like,
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what are you fixing the game? What is this angel Hernandez?
But same thing like football, if you were just playing
it to where it was the best team was gonna win,
there would not be as many tiki tec let's kill
some momentum penalties called, and it happens in sports, So
you just gotta if you're gambling, you just gotta kind
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of look at it like that and be like, Okay,
what's what's the full scope of this situation? What's the
big financial situation here? And then if you're just watching
it as a fan, you can sit back and if
the refs are against you, you get a nice excuse
for why your team loss when you're arguing with your
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buddies about why your team lost. And then if the
refs are on your side, good for you. You get
to enjoy it and everybody's gonna go you shouldn't have
won that, You shouldn't have won that. Yeah, guess what
we did. What are you gonna do about it? I'm
gonna sit here and cry. But in sports, it's fun.
That's that's why we do what we do. And like,
what else are we gonna do? Not watch sports? Pay
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attention to real life? Is that what we're gonna do?
About to go to war with eye Ran? We're going
back to the Middle East again? For what? When they said,
like I remember when I was a kid and old
people would always be.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Like history repeats itself. If you understand history, you will
understand where it's going, it was.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Like, yeah, shut up, old timer. And then stuff like
this happens where you're like, I could have swore I've
seen this happen, sitting around like mister Crabs talking to
squid Word when squid Word bought SpongeBob the the bomb pie.
It's a bomb from a bomb factory. How many times
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have you seen this? Seventeen times? Seventeen times, No good,
same thing every time, like we we need more supplies,
we need more something. Somebody's mad. Like the reasons changed
sometimes but more times than not, it's we just want
whatever together country has that's not us, And we're the
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biggest guys on the block. So what are they gonna do?
You know what I mean? But everybody's like, this is
the most terrible thing I've ever seen. I'm scared about
going to war. It always happens. What are you scared of?
How do you not see this? I think we've been
in the Middle East, like my entire life in a
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little bit before that too, was born in ninety two. Yeah,
pretty much pretty much forever. But what are you gonna do?
I hope you know, like nothing bad happens. But I
was I was trying to pay attention, trying to be educated,
but I'm too stupid to figure it out. But I
was like reading why I was trying to read? Jd
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Vance sent out a tweet and he actually like he's
trying to explain the situation, Like he's lying in a
good way, you know what I mean. Let me break
it down for you, Okay, in a way that your dumb,
little tiny brain will understand. I appreciate that. Like that's
how politicians used to be. If you're gonna lie to me,
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lie smart. That's why everybody made fun of Bush, you
know what I mean. I can't quite articulate the point i'marticulating,
but anyway, Vance was saying something like Iran is making
they were allowed to have nuclear energy for civilian use.
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Like I guess if they wanted to. I don't know,
power a smartphone with nuke. I don't know what uranium does.
I'm stupid. But they're like, yeah, they can have nuclear
energy for civilian use. You know, will kids are running
around with kryptonite or whatever it is, but they're not
allowed to have nuclear weapons. And they're having nuclear weapons,
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so we we gotta go show them what's what? And
I don't know, dude, it's like, who cares. Everybody's got
nukes right now? Well, like you know what, I mean,
what are they gonna do with it? The people we
were scared about ten years ago, North Korea they got
them because they don't play by the rules. They had
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this big party to go show it off and it
didn't work right, So what I don't know. I guess
maybe Iran's more prone to use nuclear weapons because they're
brown or something. I don't I don't know what we
think or like, you know, whoever, but who's running things
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thinks like you can only have nuclear weapons if you're
from a white country. That's the rule. Where's that say
that in the rule? It's in the NATO agreement or whatever.
I don't know. I'm talking about nothing. This is why
you just need to pay attention about sports, because it's
so much easier to vilify Scott Foster and say this
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guy's been fixing NBA games for thirty years, and then,
you know, try and figure out what's going on while
we're going back to the Middle East.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Back to the Middle East fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
There's like almost as many fast and Furious movies as
what many times as we've been over to the Middle East.
But whatever, just pay attention to support, Just stay dumb,
you know what I mean. At this point, there's way
too much information out there to figure out. And if
you're listening to this podcast, there's a good chance you're
not smart because this is how you're spending your time.
That's not a knock on you. It means you and me,
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we would hang out. We'd have fun because you're not
trying to talk down to me. You know, I don't
know anything, so we would hang out. We're nice, dumb people.
That's just be nice and be dumb speaking to nice people.
I love Indianapolis, the nicest human beings I think I've
ever met my entire life. Like I was, I was
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talking to my dad about how nice everybody was. He
was like, eh, those indy treeing you. I was like,
everybody up here is like super nice. He was like, yeah,
that's that's kind of like how Midwest people are super nice.
And I was like, no, no, no, there's like different
levels of niceness. Like Midwest nice is, you know, like
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that hokey honkey dory stuff. But where I've lived, like Akron,
Northeast Ohio, there's like a little little bit of cuntiness
in the niceness, you know what I mean. Everybody's like, yeah,
well we're nice.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But also if I don't like you, I'll stab you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You bet you. And then when I was living in
down South, when I was living down South, like southern hospitality,
that's a myth. That's just called fake niceness, fake politeness.
Southern hospitality is just people being phony to you. And
I know some people might be listening right now, like, no,
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that's not our hospitality. I'm just talking about what I've experienced,
what I've grown up with. Everybody's all away.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So Southern hospitality is the greatest.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, it's people smiling in your face and then as
soon as you leave the room, they say, well that
guy's that's Southern hospitality. These people in Indie. It's it's weird.
It's eerie because I've never experienced niceness like this before.
And I'm not a super nice person. Like if I
know you, you know, like we're cool, but generally walking around
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like I have like walking dick face, you know what
I mean, Like I look like I'm just mad all
the time. I'm not. I know that's tough to tough
to discredit when I seem angry and agitated right now
talking I'm not. But I don't seem very friendly looking.
And also I just there's sometimes I just don't want
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to talk to people, you know what I mean. We
all get that, right, But here I feel like uncomfortable
because I've never experience this level of nice It's genuine friendliness.
It's weird. Like, uh, Me and Ames went out to
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this place in Carmel, Indianax. We're checking out like all
the different well well towns, little areas and Indie knocking
them off one by one. Carmel's ten minutes down the
street from where we live, so we went over there.
Ames is trying to get me into wine. So we
go to this place called the Wine and Rhine. We're
just sitting outside, nice little patio. The waitress comes over
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and it was like, I don't know, three forty five.
She was like, hey, can I get you guys anything?
It's like, oh, yeah, we're thinking about doing this, blah
blah blah. She was like, actually, if you wait until
four o'clock, that's when our happy hour starts and everything
is so much cheaper. Do you guys just like want
to wait? And we're like, can we do that? Like
we don't want to hold up a table or anything.
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She goes, no, just fine, I wouldn't want to pay
all that, but just wait, I'll come. Can I get
your water while you're waiting? It's like, yeah, this is awesome,
just genuine niceness. And everybody go talk to like, hey,
hell you doing, I'm doing great? Love living in Indianapolis.
Go yesirs, all that kind of stuff. It's like that
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kind of niceness where I'm waiting for you know me,
like I'm gonna go out to an event or something,
and everybody's just gonna slowly turn around smiling and then
murder me. That's like, how nice everybody is where. I'm like, okay,
when are the serial killers popping out? But they haven't.
It's just nice. I don't understand it, but I love it.
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So if you're ever like I don't know, if like
I want to come to Endy your visit Indie do it?
Super nice people, a lot of stuff to do. It's great.
I'm running for the mayor of Indianapolis mostly because I
like the way it sounds Indianapolis stupid. Oh man, I uh.
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I got this email from my old hospital doctor's office,
the place wake med where I used to go to
the doctor. I forgot to change my address and they
just sent me this thing. It like caught me off guard.
How weird it was because they said, Hey, we're excited
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to offer no cost genetic screening to our patients through
a community health research program precisely you. It's like, Okay,
as a voluntary participant of precisely you, you and your
care team can learn about your genetic risk for certain
cancers and causes, heart heart disease, do do DEAs and
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blah blah blah, so you and your doctor blah blah blah.
And I was reading. I was like, seems a little
science testy taking my DNA ish right, Like you heard
that as a voluntary member of precisely you, we'll take
all your DNA and run it through stuff and then
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we'll keep it. Why why do we have a fascination
with DNA now? And it's like everywhere, like it started
with twenty three and me.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Hey, find out who you're great great great great great grandpa.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
There was, And You're like, why do I need to
know that? I don't care. I only need to know,
Like your grandpa tells you about his dad. Mom, You're like, okay,
that was my great grandma and that was my great grandpa.
I don't need to know that. I'm like a fourteenth
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cousin of Samuel Jackson. Not Samuel Jackson, Samuel Adams. That'd
be sick. If I was a fourteenth cousin of Samuel Jackson,
that'd be great. But I just like it started with
twenty three and me, and then they got in trouble.
They just got in trouble for like keeping everybody's information
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and selling it out. And now like there's this weird
fascination with celebrities kind of wink wink, offering their DNA
to us in a weird way. I don't get I'm
really on a conspiracy trade today basketball now we're on
the DNA engine X. I just I don't know why
it feels weird. Like Gwyneth Paltrow, you know, sold her
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candles it smelled like her viggen. Sydney Sweeney's doing the
soap that's made out of her bath water. And now, which,
by the way, if you buy that, you should one
hundred percent be like put on a watch list or something,
because you're just a You're gonna be alone. If you
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buy that's gonna make you angry, You're gonna start watching
Andrew tape videos. You're gonna kill somebody. Okay, you need
to be put on a watch list if you thought
about buying that Sidney Sweeney stuff. But now, like there's
this super thing where Ozzy Osbourne is selling or Liquid
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Death is selling used Ozzy Osbourne liquid Death cans that
you can buy for four hundred and fifty dollars and
their whole thing. Ozzie is like, go ahead, clone me,
and I was like, that's what it is. They're clowning people.
They're putting us in robots and they're not paying any
of us. I just like, I'm sorry, this is you're
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listening to the podcast. I've been very conspiracy theory today.
I don't know what it is like, I'm just on edge.
You know, finals are happening, Referees are doing all that stuff.
People are asking for my DNA, and everybody in Indianapolis
is super nice, to the point where I think I'm
gonna get murdered. Nick, Are you a schizophrenic? No, I
don't think so. And that's how it starts. I just like,
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I don't understand the fascination with DNA and genetics, mostly
just because I don't trust that anybody who's doing this. One,
I know they just want to make money. But two,
if you're smart enough to know how to dumb it
down to sell it to people like me, I know
you're smart enough to do some super evil shit with it,
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you know what I mean? I don't know. All right,
let's uh, let's get your headline of the week and
then get to this interview with Natasha Wazuiro. Texas judge
Raquel West shreds a man in felony court after he
showed up wearing a shirt that read quote world's best
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farther end quote. That guy's awesome, dude. She said, what
made you think that was a good shirt to wear
to court this morning? That guy just he did one
of those like where you put your arms up, look
around like anybody got any answers because I don't. Guy's
an idiot. He had so many choices of shirts that
he could have worn. He was like, I could have warned,
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world's best apologizer, world's best I won't break that law again,
best learner of mistakes. And he was like, nah, I
gotta let this federal judge know that I can rip
ass like nobody's business. And where do you think he
went to jail? Like as much as I want to
make fun of this dude, I know on that dumb
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that that would happen if I ended up in fellony court, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Like, well and go up there. Maybe if I make
the judge lab she'll give me a lighter sentence.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And then she throws the book at you because you're
a moron. But it's tough being stupid, all right. That
was that. I appreciate you listening. Not everything's a conspiracy.
Sometimes you just gotta you gotta get it out of you.
You know what I mean, get to get the inside
thoughts out, all right. I got comedian actress, podcaster, author,
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mother Natasha Jazira.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well, I have that many I've mastered that many things.
I didn't even realize it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, I was gonna ask why did I miss anything?
Because I didn't know if Superhero was on there? I
got all of them. Wife, Wife, See, I knew I
miss something. When do you get to sleep? Man, you
seem like the busiest person in show business with all
those things you got going on.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh, it is very challenging, I have to say. I mean,
I didn't realize I'd have to get up at seven
am for the rest of my life if I had
one cute little child.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, that's uh, that's crazy. You just got to, you know,
get those power naps in take naps with the uh
with the kid when you can.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, she's actually, you know, be great in middle in
middle school, in first grade.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh that's uh, yeah, go go out with your friends.
Leave me alone. Here's twenty forty bucks. How however much
stuff costs? Now what mom, take a nap?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh that's how you parent. In middle school. Here's forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I mean, that's my mom gave me twenty bucks and said, yeah,
go walk down to the Blockbuster, you know something, just
get out of the house. And I was like, oh, oh, okay,
And now I get that you just wanted to take
a nap.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, now we just have computers and iPads to put
in their face.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Though, yeah, talk to Chad.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I feel bad for those parents in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
They didn't have that, They didn't have the right tools
to be uh refreshed and have a good night's sleep. Man,
it's tough, exactly, it's tough. All right. You got five
shows at Helium this weekend. People have seen your specials,
they've seen your roasts. What do we expecting going into
a Natasha'szuro show this weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, hopefully to laugh, have fun, laugh at ourselves, laugh
at the world. Maybe we'll have some talks with the audience.
I don't know. I mean, we just it's always a
fun show.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm glad to hear that. Now. I was reading sometimes
you bring people on stage with you? Is that true?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
What you is that in a book?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, it's just like in an article like, uh, Natasha show,
sometimes the crowd members end up on stage. I don't know,
like that's kind of a different way of doing crowd work.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Well, you know, I used to open up for Tig
Nataro when I first start a comedy, and takes an
amazing comedian, but she just did not care about the
normal rules of comedy. Like she would spend like twenty
minutes moving her mic stand around and like you know,
around the audience and do the show from the back
of the room. And you know, she was just so
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open and creative and kind of like did whatever she wanted.
And I think that really inspired me. And it's sometimes
it's fun to get people up there, and I like
people to be able to speak into a mic. But
I mean I don't always bring people up, but if
I do, it's, uh, you know, it's just for fun.
Although one time I did bring a man up on
stage and he put me in a headlock. So then
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I stopped doing it for a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I can imagine why.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, Well, because I feel, you know, I'm a very
small woman. I'm like four to eleven, but on stage
I feel so strong and big and powerful, and I
think I don't realize like if I bring up some dude,
you know. Yeah, yeah, that's why I have my daughter
in season like Krav magaw which is like martial arts,
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and the whole class it's just a bunch of five
year olds going, don't touch me ever, don't touch me ever.
So I wish I would have had some martial arts training.
That would be awesome. Oh my god, I should do
it now. So then if that ever happens again, I
could like get them in a headlock myself.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, that'd be a good clip. Well I'll just I'll
go ahead and speak for the people of Indy. Nobody's
going to put you in a headwalk this weekend. Did
you hear that? People? No headwalks if you go on stage.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Okay, Also be nice to me. I've never been to Indiana.
I've never been to Indianapolis. I'm I'm from Illinois, so
I think most people in California you think I'm probably
from India. There's a difference. Yeah, I've never been. I'm
so excited.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Well, it's a super nice, friendly city. Definitely get that
Midwestern warmth, so you'll you'll enjoy it. You'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Without the cheese is there? Because I've been in Wisconsin
a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Not without the cheese. People people like going to the
gym here every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So he'll be okay, how about day dranking. What's your
stance on that?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh, the pacers are in the finals right now. Just
assume that everybody you see walking around the street is blasted.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah. I did want to ask though, just from like
a comedy nerds standpoint. When you're doing crowd work or
if you bring people on stage, how do you like
reset the room to get back into your act or
like how long do you go with that to kind
of calm everybody down and go Okay, we're done with
that part of the show, Like let's let's focus again.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I mean that is you know, one of the secrets
to comedy is the timing and knowing when to get out,
because you know, it's if you get a huge laugh
in my what I like to do is move then
move on and end it. But you know, some people
they're like, well that was a huge laugh. Let me
get that next huge laugh, and you start to get
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really addicted to it, and then you can kind of
like you know, get yourself into a corner because then
when you switch to material, it's hard because people are
so used to the crowd work, right, So you know,
it's a fine line and you know there's no answer,
and and sometimes if it is a strange vibe, you
figure out how to live in that strangeness together and
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then come out of it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Right, how do I get out of this bomb and
still keep the show rolling? I got you?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, And you know, when you've been doing it
for a long time, it's like, you know, those can
be fun too, and like, you know, just even figuring
out how to win the audience that can be a
great challenge. That's like, you know, you start to get
different skills sets that will help that happen. And just
being very because you know what's cool about like an
awkward moment. Not that my showful of awkward moments, but
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you ask me, but an awkward moment. You you're definitely
not phoning it in, you know, And I think that's
that's one of the goals as a as an artist there,
the performing artist, is to not be phoning it in,
you know, to really be living in that moment in
the city. What's going on in the city, what's happening,
what are your you know, what are your thoughts about?
(28:45):
You know this this new place and these people and
then how they're reacting to your jokes, and you know,
it's like just really keeping yourself present, and so an
awkward moment can be a part of that. I think
I'm not afraid of them some things, but the shows,
I mean, there's never an awkward moment in myself.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
But I didn't figure there what there was. It's just
that was one of those things I wanted to know,
because you know, you go from hey, we're gonna do
some crowd work, blah blah blah, and then you end
up in a headwalk. I didn't know if you just
had to tap out to reset the room or you know.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
How you well, you never tell people you're gonna do
some CrowdWork, right right organically ask a question to the
guy with the hat on, who's got his hand going
up his life, Uh, you know leg in the front row,
and you're like, okay, what's your guys' situation because this
is distracting, right, and then you can start to talk
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to them. You know. It's it's not like you plan
to do crowd work at a certain time all the time, right.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So you do a multitude of different performances, stand up,
you're obviously an actress and you have your podcast with
your husband, You're going on the Endless Honeymoon podcast tour.
What what's that like? Is it like a gear shift
going from your stand up because obviously, well you're having
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a talk and do the podcast. Why but podcast you
normally don't have an audience. What's that like doing that live?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Well, the live podcast is super fun and that is
all improv and that's just all just conversation, and so
we're going to be doing that this summer with my husband.
You know, it's it is amazing to be able to
like hear people laughing, because sometimes when you're doing the podcast,
you're like, this is interesting, is funny. And then when
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you're able to do it live, and also live is
always with guests, and that can be really exciting because
the guests, you know, they get to experience giving advice,
telling their life story. I mean, I don't know if
you know this be our podcast to Endless Honeymoon podcast set,
we give love, advice and people call in and leave
their deepest, darkest secrets. But yeah, it's all fun. I mean,
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I like the live thing. I mean, honestly, it's my
husband's so talented, and I would love to work on
another project with him, but I have so many things
I need him to do around the house that between
the podcast and the podcast tour, I'm like, okay, I
think I'm in my fill now because you know, every
cabinet is open, and you didn't do any of the
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things that you're supposed to do, and you still my toothbrush,
and what are we going to do?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You know, still dirty? What are we doing? Come on?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, the dishwasher is full of shoes. He puts shoes
in the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's the most insane thing I've ever heard. Is there,
Like it's scientific?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
No, he goes, it's on TikTok, it's a thing now, Okay, yeah, okay,
we're in the dishwasher yesterday. I'm just like, oh, I
give up. So yeah. So, you know, working with a spouse,
because you need so much from them in the domestic sphere,
it can be challenging, so I try to keep it
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to a minimum.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I catch you that that makes a lot of sense
outside of putting your nikes in the dishwasher. But okay, okay,
that makes more sense because those aren't real shoes anyway.
Those are like lego shoes, so they should be good
in the dishwasher. You're having a big summer though, like
obviously you're coming to Helium. You got five shows this
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weekend in Indy. Got the Endless Honeymoon podcast tour kicking
off next month. You also have a movie coming out, Nuked,
where you're playing a THHC chef that kind of seems
a little bit like a psycho. Are you excited about that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, that was such a fun project and I'm so
excited about that movie. I got to play a pot
chef and yeah, it was really fun.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Is there anything you can tell us that won't spoil
the movie but get us excited about it?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Justin Bartha, isn't it from the Hangover? I'm about it.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't want to get you in trouble. I just
had to ask because it looked like an insanely funny movie.
So I'm excited to go see that. All right.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Hopefully it's playing an indian So I shouldn't say Indianapolis.
Everyone says Indy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, I mean you can say both. They'll let you slide.
Like I said, everybody is very nice. You can make
fun of people that live in Carmel. That's like the
rich suburb or Avon or Fisher's. That's always good because
that's just like the rich suburban people that came down
into the city and they're like, oh, well it's a
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little dirtier down here, but it'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't explore it all.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, it'll it'll be a fun weekend. Is there anything
else you want to promote before I'll let you get
out here. I appreciate you taking the time to talk
to me.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well, one of the shows on Father's Day on Sunday,
so bring your dad. We can make fun of these guys.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
There you go. Also appreciate you reminding me of the
Father's Day was Sunday. I gotta go get a card.
Five shows at Helium this weekend. The hilarious Natasha Wazuiro
Go follow her on social go to the shows this weekend, Natasha,
I appreciate you for talking with you.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Awesome, Okay, I'll see there by Banks for money for go,
money for go, money for go money