BONUS: Anyone Else NOT Eating Turkey For Thanksgiving?

Turns out you won't be the only one not eating turkey this week! Join Intern John, Shelby Sos, and Rose as we look at the eating habits every year for Thanksgiving and more!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turns John and your morning shows.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Monday, friends, Welcome to the show. Interns. John is
my name, Shelby Sauce, Hello, Hello, Rose, Hello Hello. Got
to Eric Hoodie Saver here Thanksgiving week. My goodness, that
means Santa's almost here. Uh huh so exciting, so exciting.
Nine ninety three three eight to text DM's up. And
at WYMUS Radio they put out what Americans plan to

(00:25):
eat for Thanksgiving. Only eighty four percent people plan have turkey.
I think that sounds about right. Although, yeah, America, I'll
say this. Our friend Darren Marshall, who makes us sound
very good instation, he posted a screenshot of how much
turkey costs eighty four dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
For some reason, I thought that was fake, so I
was like, there's no way. But also I've never bought
a turkey.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We also had the story last week where it's like
a turkey, you cost you twelve dollars. It's like, what weird?
Nineteen forty around the hell are we talking about? Yeah?
Making the list. Brussels sprouts at thirteen percent, Ham at
thirty two percent, Macaroni and cheese heavy, the baked mac
and cheese. Oo bro Oh my god, yeah, carn forty percent,

(01:03):
Cranberry sauce forty six percent, hot take on the fan.
Cranberry sauce doesn't mean if it if it's the can
or if it's not, I don't care. I want it.
Sweet potatoes, well, it's not the biggest fans I like
sweep with. Do you deal with like the marshmallow and
like that kind of thing? I don't like that green
beans number seven on the list for gravy. How you

(01:24):
not having gravy? My guy? It's very good? Dry ass turkey,
it's the absolute best six sixty three percent people having gravy,
stuffing sixty four percent people having pie is number four
in the list, sixty seven percent. Breader rolls only sixty
eight percent. How you not having a roll? Bro? I mean,
come on out necessary, but yeah, that's true for the holidays.

(01:45):
My gosh, marriage potatoes number two in the list. Let's
go percent Number one Turkey, okay, twenty four percent people
have it?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Does of my top too?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Whenever I talk on any other station about targeting, no,
I just mean, like, whenever I'm doing my other shows,
I'm only talking about matos in Turkey.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Makes sense because I love them makes sense. I love
to know you're having nine ninety three three eight at
texts intern Johnny Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Intern John in Your Morning Shows

Speaker 2 (02:08):
True and iHeartRadio.