BONUS: There's A Router In Those Pants!

You never want to be caught with a router in your pants thanks to this guy! Join Intern John, Sos, and Rose as we react to a viral story from earlier this week involving router theft and more!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And you Morning Show Abby Tuesday. Friends, welcome the show.
Internshown is my name Sauce. Hello, Hi Rose Hi got
to Eric here? Who is here? So there here, let's
hear from you though. Nine ninety three, three eighth attext
DM's open at WYMUS Radio. I thought this was hilarious
trending Indiana. Forty one year old dude was spot at
an Ace hardware store. Yeah, so they quote a noticeable

(00:23):
bulge in his crotch area.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
As it turns out, he was stealing.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Something he's been gifted, going yeah, yeah, So the police
were called.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
They stopped him as he was walking out. Now to me,
that's a bit telling that he was in the store
long enough they were able to call the police apartment
and get somebody there. Because if I was committing a crime,
I'm married out, baby, I'm not trying to stay around,
and you know, I know, but I'm saying, like you know,
that would be end via. Cops asked him what he
was packing. He admitted it was a big tool. You
got me that it was a Milwaukee m A router

(00:59):
in his pants. A router yeah, worth more than dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wow, that is.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Kind of crazy to have a router all up in
your Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
He initially claimed he wasn't stealing, that he was planning
to go back inside and pay for as.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You do pants.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So you want to see just to see how much away, certainly,
and that we can get other things.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Can I put this in my pocket?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I go.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
He later made though he stole it so he could
sell it to himself and get money. You start, sorry,
sell it himself.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
How are you making bestka dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you very much self.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah. If I were stuffing something my pants, I'm not
hanging around.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh so maybe like wear like a big jacket or something.
That's true? Why steal the right way? Are you going
to be a router? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, listen True Crime. Ask us for advice and we'll
tell you how to steal.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Some Yeah, I got idea absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's the intern Johnny Marty Show intern.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
John in your morning shows. True I Heart Radio