BONUS: You Can Wear Jorts In A Triathalon?

We know what we're wearing at our first triathalons! Join Intern John, Sos, and Rose as we talk about a triathalon athlete who went viral for wearing jorts and more!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Intern John and your morning show. Happy Thursday, friend, Welcome
to the show. Intern Jihon, It's my name, Sauce. Why
why are you laughing?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm just like full of laughter today. Okay, got the
gig all of that.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay, I don't believe you, Okay, Rose, Hello, Hello, Eric's here,
hoodie savera maybe who knows?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Let me start off with this, listen. I love the Midwest,
yeah yeah there, and I love athletics challenges. You thought
the Kelsey brothers were the highlights of athleticism and Ohio,
you were wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, I don't know if you know what athleticism is.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's this sauced you brought it up. Ohio man earns
second place finish in his first triathlon while wearing shorts.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That sounds about Ohio.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah yeah, so second place finish his first ever while
wearing jean shorts. Last weekend, more than a thousand people
made the way to Cleveland for the fifth annual Cleveland
Rock Roll Run multi event, which features the super sprint athlon.
Patter's task was swimming two fifty meters, biking eight point
miles while dealing with elevation around two and fifty feet,
and then a three kilometer run. Imagine losing to the

(01:09):
guy in georts.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I feel like he put those on so he would
get his fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So the best is he has a belt, he does well.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
He's the one is georts fall down while he's competing. True,
it's good for him, like just doing like any kind
of thing, fitnessing and doing a triathlon, and especially after
you swim in your jean shorts and now you're like chiefing.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean, John c has won seventeen championships in George,
so I guess maybe it's not that much of an accomplishment.
He did the whole thing in forty four minutes, which wow, crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
My dad's training for a triathlon right now, and we'd
be like, hey, have you tried wearing jeorts next time
you train?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So, I guess the best part is it started off
at a Cavalier's basketball game in February, him and his
buddy having drinks, challenging each others.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh, of course, as it always does with men, guys
mean guy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, So the two of them faced off and it
had to showdown. Started with push ups, pull ups and
then wall sits. But they I wonder what triathlon and
George's brother.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I mean, I think it's fun and respect because I
literally like like I do. I feel like my legs
hurt thinking about them running.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I also just think I think of how hot that
would be, even though the shorts still Jean doesn't breathe
that well, then it also doesn't dry these He slams. Anyway,
Happy thirty seconds intern

Speaker 2 (02:27):
John in your morning show True iHeartRadio