December 14, 2024 • 51 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including: Second Date Update, Intern John's Little Secrets, How Did You Get The Ick?, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it up, Waking Up, This is
out DC and Moore Wake read to part the show with.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Intern Johnny Your Mary Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, It's Hoody back again with another I see why
am I? In case you miss it, where recap the
best bits, the best segments, the best everything from this
past week of Intern john Your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Put in one little podcast for you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Enjoy that way, come Monday morning, you're in the know
of what's going on. Flash can have sort of the
incenter knowledge for hot Oney nine five jingle Ball that's
coming up in like fourish days from this podcast airing,
or if you listen to it another day, Hey, it's
it's coming up on December seventeenth. Hopefully we'll see you
there Capital One Arena. But Intern John's Holiday party is
going down tonight as of this podcast recording, I don't
(00:50):
know what's about to happen, but this is the key
knowledge that you catch up on all this stuff. That way,
Monday morning you can get the deep dive what's really
going on with the show.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
But we got to kick off.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This week's In Case you missed it with how do
they give you the ick? What did they do on
that date? Maybe that first hangout. Maybe you got coffee
with them or they took it home. What gave you
that instant turnoff?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Ashley? Good morning, Good morning. How are you doing well?
So you were dating this person? You got the eck?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
How I got the ick because the first time we
slept together he started crying and I asked him. I
was like, are you okay? What's wrong? And he's like,
I've just always really wanted to be intimate with a barbie?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I have a lot of questions, Ashley, how'd you meet
this person? How'd you meet this person? Okay? Did he
look like a guy that would cry after the first time?
Speaker 8 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Oh, he like worked for homeland security and drove race
cars for fun on the side, like seemingly very manly.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah. And was it like one tear or full on bawling?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
It was? And I had to get tissues from the
drawer because it was like running down my neck and groused,
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
God, okay, asty one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
Also like I just didn't understand the explanation like that
made him cry?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, because I mean, I'm not gonna justify I have
no idea.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Why are you laughing. That's weird laughing. Yeah, that's only
why are you laughing? That's so creepy, I mean, really
awe because they're in a bed naked. He's crying about
That's like, dude, I'm horrified you're laughing.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
It's like my brother in Christ kind of a better
excuse why you're crying?
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yes, sorry, I just thought like for some reason, your
your hairspray smells like my grandma's hairspray she died, like so,
thing like that would give me less of an AX.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
And like what that dude said.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I would just say that like a sports injury or allergies,
I wouldn't be like an emotional thing. That's what I
would say. Well, well, next time one day.
Speaker 10 (03:13):
Thanks for telling least somebody who hopefully doesn't cry.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, that's secon golly fake named Sarah. Good morning, good morning.
So you were with this man for how long?
Speaker 11 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (03:25):
It was just one date?
Speaker 11 (03:27):
The ech was enough for me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
After that, Okay, what happened?
Speaker 12 (03:31):
We went for drinks. He ordered sushi for both of us.
I don't eat sushi. He never asked, And then after
that he asked if I wanted to go get gelato.
He proceeded to be in the bathroom for about ten minutes.
He came out and then proceeded to tell me about it,
which was.
Speaker 11 (03:52):
It my favorite?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (03:54):
And then he we finished the dates after he went
to the bathroom for a second time, proceeded to tell
me about that. And after that, I guess he went.
He thought the date went so well. He asked me
back to his house to look.
Speaker 13 (04:08):
At his legos.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hell, yeah, girl, And when we saw the legos, how
quickly did you guys start making out?
Speaker 14 (04:14):
You know?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
It was love at first sight. No, I didn't even
I didn't go to the house.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Yeah, I should not go look at the logos.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, that's that's fair, all right? Fake David Sarah one second,
you're the running been Eric. Yeah that does kind of
sound like our boy, Are you kidding me? Legos?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
Absolutely legs part, but not like okay, fake.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Name Carly, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 11 (04:39):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So you were in a situation ship what happened?
Speaker 11 (04:43):
So we He was eleven years older than me, and
I was like cool, like an older man. Maybe he's
ma sure and this may go somewhere. Yes, we had
talked better. We weren't gonna get serious.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Or so we were doing adult things, and all of
a sudden I heard like change, like like not just
your necklace, making a noise, like full blown chain behind
and under the bed. And apparently I'm crazy because I
kept going to see him. So eventually we got close.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
Enough and I had a tour in his place and
I would go in and get like things to change
into whatever. So things started showing up that weren't mine,
that you used during adult time, that were used, a
belly button ring. I don't have my belly button peersh.
Speaker 13 (05:34):
Other women's clothes, like make up, things like that.
Speaker 11 (05:37):
So, needless to say, we don't talk anymore.
Speaker 13 (05:40):
And mature men aren't always better.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, can I ask how old was he?
Speaker 13 (05:45):
He was forty one?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Yeah, there is, and he was fed. He had like
a really important job.
Speaker 13 (05:51):
But apparently, yeah, in the.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Right mind, dudes are still dudes. Carl went second, you
were in the running fake name Lauren, good morning, good morning. Okay,
this person was who to you? Fake name Lauren?
Speaker 11 (06:11):
Well, it wasn't really anything. I just went on a
first date with him and what happened. Yeah, So I
went on the first day with him and he brought
his mother to the first date.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Watch did she sit? Did she stay with you the
whole time?
Speaker 15 (06:28):
She did?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, she's joined us at dinner, and she was just
kind of scoping me out to see if I was
good enough for her son. Yeah, they say I did
not go back to the first day.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Yeah, I would have been like, Bro, you could have
told me this is a double date.
Speaker 11 (06:42):
Oh yeah, he did not give me any warning.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
I showed up and I was like, oh, you brought
your mom.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Yeah, that's supposed to meet her mediac immedia.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I would walk away for sure. Second, Well, then she
that happened on a day once.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
The guy's whole family is game dinner at the same restaurant,
and apparently it was like every like once a month
or every week they'd go that same exact restaurant, so
he knew that they would be there. Yeah, and I
knew like things were just gonna go downhill because we
walked in and he's like, oh, wait, my dad, that's
my dad at the bar, and then he's like, oh,
so embarrassing, so embarrassing, And then his family kept coming
over and talking about how much I'd grown up, which
(07:19):
had been twenty years since I'd seen his family. So yes,
I I grew up from kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I take a bath with a toaster that meets somebody's
parents in the first aid.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, it was, uh, it was.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
I already knew his family, like I went to elementary
school with him, but it was still really odd and
he definitely knew they were going to be there. He
did a lot of other things that I'm not going
to talk about because it was just so inappropriate and rude, sir,
But he and then his parents paid for the bill
at the end. Oh so I don't know if that
was a normal I don't feel like he took people
there all the time, and maybe he did, so he
take them on free dates. Basically, He's like, so embarrassing,
(07:54):
my dad paid. I'm like, I think the way that
you're talking to me is a little bit more embarrassing. Yeah,
he was like, oh, my ex from what we've gotten
to Audunesota, why are drinking of beer?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
That was one of the things that went from there.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So it didn't work out.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
It did not work out. Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows, in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let Miguel, a fake named Margan good morning, good morning.
All right, So can you say what industry this is in.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Retail?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Retail? Okay? And what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I accidentally walked in on my boss's wife having relations
with his manager.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Going in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
That which is wild okay. And so how long into
the party did this happen?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Maybe an hour? Okay for three hour party, so maybe
an hour?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And so god, do they know you saw them?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh yeah, okay? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
The shock like they jumped and shocked and just stared
dead at me.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
And I felt so uncomfortable in that moment, like yeah,
imagine and then.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So did any of them like say anything to you afterwards?
Like hey, please don't say anything?
Speaker 16 (09:12):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they came up to me
and said please don't say anything, you know. And then
then like I was just so speechless. Yeah I'm not
a speechless person. Like I didn't even know what to say.
I felt so unco why I left the party like
half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Is uh, boss and wife they sell together. They are okay,
all right?
Speaker 11 (09:37):
And it got back to him too.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm sure it did. Especially is the manager still there?
Speaker 13 (09:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My god, I feel like that's a situation where like,
do you feel like you have job security for a
very long time?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, my goodness. Uh Fake names Sarah, Ma.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
What industry are you in?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Fake name Sarah, Well, this is my husband's holiday party.
He was a management consultant at a DMP, small consulting
firm in the area.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Gotcha.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
And so what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
You know, pretty late in the nine eight people have
been drinking and one of the executives stands up at
the party, at his table and announces a butter challenge,
A butter challenge.
Speaker 14 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
So he basically says, I can drink more butter than
would challenge anyone to drink more better than me? A
contest drinking melted butter?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah, no, thank you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How many? How many shots back? But are we talking? Heeded?
Aside from heart attack? What did the victor get? Was
there like a prize for winning?
Speaker 11 (10:55):
No, just everyone was standing around, you know, kind of
cheering him on.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Absolutely, men, Am I right? All right? Second, that's totally
due thing. Yeah, but you won't do it. I'll do it.
Fake name Lauren, good morning, Good morning. What type of
industry are we talking about? Fake name Lauren, It's it's just.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Like an office, like just like like marketing type stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Gotch what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
So happen at the holiday party. So this holiday party
was on Saturday, and typically you know the sposage, you know,
people are allowed to burn like a fus one. And
there was probably about like fifty to sixty people at
this party. And we usually do like a nice dinner
somewhere and then we go out and get from from
bars or some clubs. So about like half the people
(11:43):
came out to this one particular club.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
And then.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
One of the girls in the office he started to
grind and the president the president have brought is white
and everybody is like, you know, fu drinks and feeling it.
I mean, she's she's dancing and grinding with other people,
but particular one she was dancing with the Maria of
the night.
Speaker 14 (12:07):
With the.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Anger.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
Yo, girl, you can't say the word, can't say?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Can somebody please pick up Lauren and inform her you
cannot say that word? Yeah, and if you say it twice,
it doesn't cancel out. It's not one of those situations.
That's not how that goes.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
That.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Okay, she didn't understand what you can't say that, all right.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Laura, okay, faith Dame Lauren hold On Faith named Lauren
are you there? Fake name Lauren? Okay, so we can't
say that word. But so she grinded on the boss
(12:56):
and what happens.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
Was going mad and went outside and then there was
the president followed behind her. The usband followed behind her
and then started to you know, fight and glverbally safe
things together and then she later got arrested offide the
club and then the girl. It happens to finally out
that the girl.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
And the president been hooking up for a while now,
like how long?
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Probably for about six to eight months exactly. It was
just like a rocky situation that the guy was like
very like embarrassed. It was just an interesting night off
this morning and I feel like it's going to be
an interesting morning.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh yeah, Lauren. Now looking back, now, does it make
sense that you're coworker in the boss were walking up
like there are the signs? Oh yeah, that makes sense
because they always did X, Y and Z.
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah, there was some type of suspicion going but apart
it was just you know, it wasn't that place but
the same or you know, talk about it, but definitely.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
All right, you are in the running.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
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Speaker 4 (14:16):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com
interns JHN The Morning Show. What kind of holiday party
guests you are? Based on your zodiac? You go through
these real quick. For aries, you're the organizer. Okay, okay,
that makes that. They say if a party is happening,
he's likely because some of an aries placement planned it. Okay,
(14:37):
Taurus Eric Eric also Clinton the helper. Does the host
have last man decorations need to go up? Or dessert
in the oven? As a Trus would be happy to
tend to all of it. Well, everyone else has fun.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Eric is the helper though, because like all Thanksgiving, doesn't
he go with his family to like get the turkey
and stuff?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I think like if he's the guy, if you need
get ice, he'll go to ice, which is clutch when
you're throwing something. Segree with that. I will say the
M and I cancer. You're the foodie.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
As soon as you get vit your party immediately want
to know what you can contribute to the menu. Does
the host need drink snacks? YadA YadA.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
That is my friend Kayla to like a tea.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Oh right, yeah, she's like such a foodie and she's
also like like what can we add to that?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Which is very nice. Yeah, Virgo, that'd be Hoodie the
one cleaning up.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
I guess I can see that.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
They say, as a Virgo, you're always going to pitch in.
You'll clean the tailor after Thanksgiving, the dishwasher, everyone else
is having dessert, walk around the recycling mid for cans.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
I think that's Hoodie, but I feel like Hoodie you
also be the one like what can I bring?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
What can I add? Like are you missing anything? And
he'd also plan it, so I feel like he's of
all of these.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
My favorite Hoodie party story of all time. At my
Christmas party, I think one of the first years I
ain't getting a food and like Hoodie, he needed food
and something Air Gordon a pizza. By the time the
pizza got from my front door to Hoodie, I think
there was none left.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
There wasn't any left. And also you got sushi for
your Christmas party.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Course, Yeah, I didn't quite think that through. No, you
really didn't it was good in the beginning.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, when it was Frushia got there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Pretty pretty good. Back then halfway through the night, I'm like,
I'm not gooding that. I was like, that's not grow
legs and walk away. Libra is the photographer.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
They have an eye for photography that they can spy
a beautiful moment as it's happening.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Scorpio is the animal lover. Okay, they stay. Yeah, they
love to be invited holiday parties, but you don't always
have the social battery to stay fully engaged, so they
will tend to absorb the mood in the room and
then go to the animal that's fun. Sagittarius is a
social butterfly. Okay, if anyone's gonna start a game of
you know and chuck yea a flip cup beer pong,
(16:43):
Sagittarius okay.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Capricorn is the mixologist. Yeah, okay, you're more than happiest show.
But everything need to make amazing beverage.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Yeah that's Kate Kate, Oh right, yeah, sure, that's like
the Friends giving. We were like looking over recipes like
that too.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Aquarius to need breaks hampway through holiday parties. Yeah, they're
social batteries. They say that they've been known to steal
away at parties when things get.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Too chaotic, or also because they think they're smarter than everybody.
I can say that some of the curious rising Okay,
you know it. TikTok told me I'm allowed to just
makeing statements about people with these planet placements.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I agree. Piics is the babysitter, so you like to
keep it on everyone at parties. You notice things before
anyone else does.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
I feel like pisces are the people telling like really
dramatic stories that aren't real because they're just like such
dreamer vibes. They're like yeah, and like I'm gonna do
this and this and this, and I'm I'm just thinking
about this guy dated those pisces.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I was like, sit down, that's not true. You're not
doing any of that.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Sure, He's like, I'm about to go out to California,
I'm gonna do this and this, I'm gonna come back
and do this. I'm like, no, you're not doing any
of that.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Why are you lying?
Speaker 14 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Not in this house, Gemini. That's Sons and Rose life,
the party, the storyteller. What Yeah, I mean yeah, I
think I'm the cool ant that I have to tell this.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
You know, it's the cool aunt to who to anybody
who did And I I've always felt like when it
comes to parties or like even like hair salons and stuff,
I'm the one that ends up by accident just being
the entertainment because I have a lot to say that
you don't want to hear about on everything. But it's like,
even if if I felt like people didn't want to
hear me talk, then I would stop, But then people
(18:20):
will start asking questions. Then I can't stop talking. Yeah,
if nobody asked, I would just shut up.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
You wouldn't I would? I would you want to talk about?
Speaker 9 (18:30):
No, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
They say, there's never a dumb moment with a Gemini
at the table. Yeah, you keep the party lively with
your whimsical fun air scent energy. Yeah, y'all know to
spin a yarn thanks to your chatty Mercury ruler. Okay, okay,
it seems that the combo is dying at the dinner,
or one person's taking a little too much about politics.
You know how to swoop in save day with an
Entrantaine story. Yeah, we gotrotars today. That's what it is. Yeah,
(18:57):
it's my phone cracked.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Well also because I dropped it, Yeah, slid down. Yeah,
that was the Yeah, Leo center of attention. No way shock,
No parties completely without Leo and attendance. That's true. As
a fire sign, you bring a wave of the energy
wherever you go. Yeah, it makes you one of the
most memorable guests, and honor you wear proudly. Yeah, you
(19:23):
are so proud. As a generous, fun loving, sun worlled sign,
you've been known to burst through the door and shower
the host with give some bottles of wine. You'll then
proceed a whole the room's attention as you tell tales
till midnight.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
I don't think you're a tail teller.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Sorry, it's not you're not, but you do come always
with the gifts, so kind of hide in the corner.
Speaker 11 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Yeah, you're a party. You're not telling any tales. You're
just like everybody's here. You're eating cool, you're having fun.
Let's take a shot.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
You don't want to shot.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
You are a pusher in that sense.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Report Is that what I sound like?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Yeah, don't don't be limn't we'll blum.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It doesn't say Okay, I've never said to you guys.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I have this fireball saying if you're not gonna take
a shot, I.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Was just going to say that. So years ago, I
think I was with Eric. I think we're caddies and
they have like the automatic fireball like shot horror, and
so I tweeted a fireball. I'm like, hey, could I
get one? And they're like yeah, and they said it,
and then like there really isn't opportunity to use it.
It's you have to your party once a year. It's used.
Why it's like, don't necessarily have fireball chilled.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Other things in it?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I'm sure right, yes, although at this point though, it's
like I think it probably have hints of cinnamon. Yeah,
it's sick. I never pushed drinks on upon anybody.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
If this segment has some weird ed, its blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Fake name Maggie, good morning. This person was who to you,
fake name Maggie. He was fair okay, and we found
out he was shooting.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
How So I got a call from my condo association
management company asking me not to, you know, use the
clubhouse after hours at the.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Gym area shower area.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
At around like two and to be smoking in the sauna,
like smoking cigarettes, and I was like, well, I don't
smoke cigarettes, so it wasn't me. And they're like, well,
your code was used. So I went and I was like,
well it wasn't me. Can I you know, do you
have footage of you know, so I can see who
it was. And I went looked at the footge and
(21:35):
it was my fiance and another girl and she was
wearing my clothes, she was wearing my shoes and yeah,
she was wearing all my stuff. And you could see
them leaving the sauna area going into the bathroom. And
they even said somebody complained about somebody having relations in the.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
In the back.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh don't know who this tramp was.
Speaker 15 (21:59):
No, oh, I never found out, but it was definitely him.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
So when you confronted him, was he like, hey you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Because the Yeah, because they let me record the video
from my phone so I could show him the proof.
And he still tried to deny it like a dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
Yeah, but that's how I.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Got to like collect your evidence and then be like boom, but.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Also thank god this happened before you guys got married.
Yeah you know what I mean, I know, yeah, that
was the only good thing. Yeah, so let me ask
you to Faith and Maggie looking back, where there may
be like things now that go, Okay, he was probably
doing this when he said he was doing whatever. I'm sure.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Yeah, I'm sure there was, but I guess I always
overlooked it. Yeah, because you know how you feel, how
you feel.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
So also that's the thing with cheating, know Faid and Maggie,
is because you would never do that to somebody else.
You wouldn't expect it to happen to you, Like that's
always like, yeah, so it's not your fault.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
No, especially where I live, especially where I live.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, and thank god you found out. Yeah,
it's always been on the aisle. What we tell folks
with roses too, it's like, don't feel like you're dumb,
don't feel like you're because it's like, you wouldn't do
that to them. Why would you think they would do
it to you?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, why are they be in a relationship with you otherwise? Yeah,
let me go fake name Mark in morning, Good morning.
I was who's you fake name Mark? Who was this person?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
So? She a girlfriend At the time, I was having
a little bit of family issues. I went home to
d C. But it was her birthday and she couldn't
find a friend to go with her. So I ended
up deciding last minute to go with her on her
birthday at Carousel. On the way there, she got their
date earlier because my flight got delayed. On the way there,
(23:48):
I'm kind of asking her for naughty pictures, you know,
the day I'm on the flight, and she hadn't had
time to give them to me. Long story shirt, fast forward.
I'm there, you know, we're drinking, having fun brent House
h and she gets a phone call and it says
her best friend's name. So I'm like, oh, you know,
I know her best friend. Let me pick it up
(24:09):
and bring it over to her. So I pick it
up and say, hey, best friend, and I hear my
girlfriend's free from the bathroom.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
No, best friend, hang.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Up, and she quickly ents her trip in the bathroom
and comes, tries to grab comes and tries to grab
the phone. And now I'm like wondering, like why are
you doing this? And she's like best friends, don't say anything.
And then all of a sudden death, friend have a guy.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Whoa she changed the name in her phone to like Sarah,
but it wasn't Sarah. It was Samuel. Correct God trifling.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
I say a lot.
Speaker 14 (24:46):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
It was just too pleasant.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, I hope, I hope she gets split ends. I
really do what trifle and ass? Okay, Mark, one second,
you're in the running. Okay, so it's not bad thing.
Away somebody, you know what I'm saying, Vote for your
favorite text nine nine three three eight let me go
fake named Stacy, good morning, I'm doing well. This person
was who to you my husband at the time, okay,
(25:14):
and you found out they were cheating.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
How so he supposedly was going to Colorado for military
duties and.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
Come to find out and to hang with some of
these guys, and come.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
To find out he was actually visiting his mistress, his
our kids at the time.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
We read the movies and the story was.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
The found that she was trying to break up with
her and she didn't want she didn't want tempts.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
So the retalitiate. She sent me pictures of him given
her special kisses. Ah, he's given him special kissers.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
Always really have to let you know, like it's like
you could do it, just tell me.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yeah, so I need to see that happening.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It also says she knew that you were the picture.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she she got into his phone
on my information. She you know, she started calling me
she knew yeah, and so you know, so of course
I was talking, I'm panic attack basically in the movies,
because I'm saying that with our kids.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
About twenty about twenty years, so you.
Speaker 14 (26:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
So it was, yeah, yeah, I'm you at do sure?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I hope you have. He subs tail gets stuck in zipper.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Let's here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed it, let.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Miguel fake name Morgan, good morning, good morning. All right,
So can you say what industry this is?
Speaker 14 (26:45):
In?
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Retail?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Retail? Okay? And what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
I accidentally walked in on my boss's wife having relations
with his manager.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Dam in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Okay, do that? Which is wild? Okay? And so like,
how long into the party did this happen?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Maybe an hour? Okay for three hour party, so maybe
an hour?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
And so do they know you saw them.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
The shock like they jumped and shocked and just stared
dead at me.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
And I felt so uncomfortable in that moment.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like yeah, imagine and then so did any of them
like saying to you afterwards, like hey, please don't say anything.
Speaker 16 (27:35):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they came up to me
and said please don't see anything.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
You know.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
And then then like I was just so speechless. Yeah
I'm not a speechless person. Like I didn't even know
what to say. I felt so uncomfort why I left
the party like half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Is boss and wife are they sell together?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
They are okay?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
All right?
Speaker 11 (28:01):
And it got back to him too.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh I'm sure it did. Especially is the manager still there?
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Yeah my god.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I feel like that's a situation where like, do you
feel like you have job security for a very long time?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My goodness. Uh. Fake names Sarah, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
What industry are you in?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Fake name Sarah, Well, this is my husband's holiday party.
He was a management consultant at a TMD small consulting
from in the area.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Gotcha, And so what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
You know, pretty late in the nine eight people have
been drinking, and one of the executives stands up at
the party at his table and announces a butter challenge.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
A butter challenge. Yeah, so he basically.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Says, I can drink more butter than challenge anyone to
drink more better than the contest drinking melted butter?
Speaker 9 (29:05):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
How many? How many shots back? But are we talking
aside from heart attack? What did the victor get? Was
there like a prize for winning?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
No, just everyone was standing around, you know, kind of
churning them on.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Sure, absolutely, men, Am I right? All right? That's totally
dude thing.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Yeah, but you won't do it.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I'll do it. Fake named Lauren, Good morning, Good morning.
What type of industry are we talking about? Fake name Lauren.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
It's it's just like an office, like just like like
marketing type.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
So, gotch what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 17 (29:46):
So?
Speaker 11 (29:47):
How about the holiday party? So this holiday party was
on candy Day and typically you know the sponsors, you
know people, a lot of them, like the fus one.
And it was probably about like this party and we
you should do like an somewhere and then we go
on but from some club. So about like half the
people came out to the one particular club and then
(30:11):
one of the girls in the office she started to
grind and the president. The president is white, and everybody
is like, you know, fue drinks in. Everybody's feeling it.
I mean, she's she's dancing and grinding with other people,
but particular one she was dancing with the Mamoria of
the night with the president.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah, girl, you can't say the can't say it. Can
Somebody please pick up Lauren and inform her you cannot
say that word. Yeah, and if you say it twice,
it doesn't cancel out. Yeah, It's not one of those situations.
That's not how that goes.
Speaker 14 (30:54):
That.
Speaker 9 (30:56):
She didn't understand what we said. You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
All right, way en, come on, fake Lauren.
Speaker 14 (31:11):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Fake name Lauren? Okay, so we can't say that word.
But so she'd grind it on the boss and what happens.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
They like basically just got mad and went outside, and
then the president followed behind her. The husband followed behind
her and then started to you know, fight and glverbally
safe things together, and then she later got arrested offside
the club, and then the girl it happens to it
(31:42):
finally out that the girl.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
And the president been hooking up for a while, now,
like how long?
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Probably for about six to eight months exactly. It was
just like a rocky situation that the guy. It was
just an interesting I bet this morning and I feel
interesting morning.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, Dame Lauren. Now looking back, now,
does it make sense that you're a coworker in the
boss we're hooking up like a there are there signs?
Oh yeah, that makes sense because they always did X,
Y and Z.
Speaker 11 (32:20):
There was some type of suspicion game where a partner
was just like, you know it was in that place
but the same thing, or you know, talk about it,
but definitely so that all right.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
You were in the running looks like a podcast for
people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Intern John in your morning show you Appreciation.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
You missed it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Second date update on internshown in your morning show. You
go out with somebody, you think, oh man, there's a vibe.
Maybe they could be the one, this could be something special.
But then they stop talking to you, they stop responding.
We trt to figure out exactly what's going on. Bruce,
good morning, very good morning. So walk us through this.
You and Maggie first met. How we met on the
(33:06):
hinge like three weeks ago. Okay, And what about Maggie
stood out to you on hinge?
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Well, I mean she was very attractive.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
First of all, we both had a love for Bob Berger's,
which is nice, Yeah, nice classic. Just the stuff, Yeah,
there's just the stuff she had on there. I was
really vibing with. So I was really happy when you know,
it showed, oh you got to match.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I was a guess, Hell yeah, yeah. It's how long
it take from talking on the app to talking in
real life like texting or calling each other.
Speaker 19 (33:39):
Uh, we were talking back and forth for like a
week and a half, and you know, and then I
was just eager to meet up and and so I
asked her, you know, to meet me for dinner and
drink and yeah she said yes.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Okay, And so the first it happens, we go downtown,
very nice dinner. And how was conversation? How were the vibes?
How is everything?
Speaker 14 (33:59):
Everything was great.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I mean we were talking, we were joking around.
Speaker 18 (34:02):
You know, we've got dinner and drinks, you know, drinking
a little bit, and you know, I mean I had
a great time. When the day was over, she said
she had a great time, and we were talking about
going on a second date, and we were even texting
back and forth after that.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
So it's not like she, you know, disappeared on me
after the first date.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
So you know, she said she had a good time.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Was there a kiss at the end of the first date?
A hug? Yeah, we hugged, you know, you know, we
didn't kiss or anything. But you know, again, we were
still talking about going on a second date. Sure, okay,
So first date ends, everything goes well, the doors left
to open where she's interested in second date? What happens
when it comes to planning and said second date?
Speaker 18 (34:47):
Yeah, we we were talking about meeting up for date.
Speaker 19 (34:50):
Two, and you know, we were just talking about different
spots and everything, and we decided we were just gonna
grab some drinks again and maybe a movie, and then
you know, she just goes to me.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay, and this was last week? Correct?
Speaker 14 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Okay? I mean, could be just caught up in the
Thanksgiving that's fair going on. So the last time you
reached out was last week? Yeah, okay, And so you
just kind of want to see, like, you know, is
she busy or is there something else going on? I
suppose it is a time of cutbait, so to speak. Yeah,
I mean that's that's fair. Let me do this. We'll
(35:29):
call her, try your arm with us and get her
out of the story. Okay, all right, Well one second,
because it could just be a case of you know,
Brazilian Thanksgiving texts and life is kind of happening too,
So I'd be curious if, like that's what's going on.
(35:55):
Hi is this Maggie. Hey, Maggie is intern John. I
got Sauce and Rosey as well. Can we talked to
you on the show real quick about something nothing bad,
Just need like thirty seconds of your time?
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, beautiful. So I got somebody on the line here,
Bruce if you want to say hello. Oh, nailed it.
And so Maggie, Bruce reached out to us mentioned you
guys met Unhinge about three weeks ago when I date
everything was fine, but that you guys had kind of
somewhat scheduled the second date, if you will, but that
he then didn't hear from you. So where does call
(36:28):
and see where your head's at? Was it a conflict
of you know, crazy week last week or what's going
on in your mind?
Speaker 14 (36:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I mean I.
Speaker 9 (36:41):
I was excited to have our second date, but then
you know, he didn't.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
I thought it was kind of rude. He didn't offer
to send me an uber or pick me up, and
so I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Okay, I don't know, do you what do you do?
Speaker 11 (37:00):
You guys?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay? So on the first date? How did you get there?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
On the first date we met up, right, But how
did you get there?
Speaker 14 (37:09):
Though?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (37:11):
I mean I took an uber?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Okay, And so.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
What's the difference getting it yourself?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah? Not in not the judge certainly, but like why
is that? Why would he assume that you need some
different for this one?
Speaker 17 (37:26):
He's supposed to be impressing me, and like we talked
about it on the first date that you know, I
live in Navy Yard and you know that it that
it's a wave?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Was Bruce where you live? Just so we can get
a context here, Okay, that's right on the red line?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
That was there?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:46):
I mean just take the metro?
Speaker 4 (37:48):
So okay, But Maggie, did you mention anything about wanting
a ride or was it a case where you expected
Bruce to kind of read your mind? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (38:00):
I mean we talked about like you know how hard
it was for me to get there, and you know,
just that the uber is so expensive, and you know,
like I don't know, guys used to come pick you up,
like he didn't have to pick me up or anything.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And I'm just like, but me in his defense, yeah,
Navy yard disaster. As far as like picking somebody up
at yeah, to dinner.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
But like when I lived in Bethesda and I did
people that lived in Virginia, I would just mention them.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
They had to come to me.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Okay, that's fair. Let me do this. Are you team
Bruce or team.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Maggie and you can go here, you can go get
caught up with the intern John in your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Thought this is interesting, Sauce, send this to me. The
reasons you're single even though you're a catch, Sauce, You
are currently single, Yeah, Rose married for four years. Yeah,
look at that on the this is geared towards women.
I'll say that. So do you feel unlessly if you
feel like these were light to you? Sauce? Starting with
you refuse to follow a timeline?
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Yeah, I think I do you think When I was younger,
when I still lived in Pasena, I was trying to,
and then when I got away from that, I don't
think I really follow a timeline at all anymore.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah. They say women who settle are the ones who
think they running out of time and that true love
isn't in the cars for them. They say, it's not
the case for you. You know your person's out there,
You're not settling for anything less.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
Yeah, that's how I do feel like that.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think that's I think there's definitely you. You're waiting
for somebody worthy.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Yes, I definitely think that. Yes girl, Yeah, yes, date
with intention.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
M They say, you're amazing, so why would you even
bother being with someone who doesn't equal you in that?
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Yes, I don't disagree.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You're looking for someone who can match your energy, intellect,
sense of humor, passion for life, and tell someone like
that comes along, you'll be just fine.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
I know that if I were to settle, I would
get really bored and I would be unhappy. So then
I don't want to be stuck. I would feel really
trapped the rest of my life if I did that,
which would suck. Yeah, that would not be fun.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
It's a long time to feel trapped. Yeah, Yeah, you're
basically doing other things.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Yeah, I do feel like a lot of the time
with dating I had I hadn't been dating much until
I moved well not even want to move back here,
but anyway, I just I feel like I was like
too busy, like working or traveling. That was like a
big thing where I was just never in one spot.
So it's hard to like actually date.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
It makes sense. They say it's not the right time,
So why put push something you're not one percent about yet?
Speaker 9 (40:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, they say it's not a good idea to force things.
Taken a time to figure out who you are you
want a great reason to stay single.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
I definitely do that for a long time where I
just didn't date for a while because I just didn't know.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Who I was. I think fair enough it works.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Do you feel like you know now?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Who are you?
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Okay, I don't know who am I?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah, that's a very loaded I'm.
Speaker 9 (40:45):
Sorry, it's like not even seven am.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
That's not like a question answer in a sentence.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
I do think that I'm an extrovert.
Speaker 10 (40:53):
Introvert in that I do need a loane time to
regroup and I don't like to feel pressured to do anything.
So if I've realized it in dating when people want
like they have, like I really like my routine, and
so I know that you need to compromise in relationships.
But also I don't like dating people that will pressure
me to like go to things that I just don't
(41:15):
want to do, and I know that that's compromised. But
also like going out on a weekend that I just
like have already decided I don't want to go out on, Like,
don't keep asking me to do things, you know what
I mean, Like when like I'll say I'm staying out,
I'm staying in this weekend, and then people keep trying
to peer pressure me to go out, Like for example,
Thanksgiving Eve, I got so many texts from so many
different people like why are you coming out and trying
to guilt trip me?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
And it just makes my night at home not fun.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
So I put my phone on like, actually, do not disturb,
so I couldn't get any alert not me though, No
I don't think you did, No you didn't. But yeah,
so I think I like to travel and I like
and I know that I'm gonna put myself first before
I can ever put someone else before me. It's going
to take a long time to get to that. It
didn't take a long time for me to let anyone in.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
So that's who I am.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
Surface level. There's four or seven am in the morning
when my brain's not really woke it up.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
But somebody could be listening to this at five pm.
Think about that.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
And I'm fun, out going, I like to read, and
I like a clean house all right in my makeup
are well.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I get that though the girl We've all been there before.
This is definitely your confidence can be intimidating.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Yeah, I guess, I guess it can be. I don't
I'm not anybody else. I just I'm saying, like it
may be.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I think that's very fair for you.
Speaker 9 (42:27):
Maybe I'm a little intimidating.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
No, you're definitely intimidating, especially because you're stature, like there's
a lot of anger and that that can, like you
can be very intimidating because sometimes your face will say
if a body doesn't.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
Sometimes you do on purpose.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
So, yes, you're also very successful. I think that can
be intimidating the folks. I guess, so I think, except
nothing you're doing wrong, I think that's that's fair.
Speaker 10 (42:47):
I also have realized the dating here I was talking
about this with my friend yesterday. It's just weird because
I didn't love dating in Atlanta because that was such
an entertainment little like Hollywood vibe, So people I didn't
know if they were with me because is you know
of my job or not sure? And then here I've
been on dates here where I said I had a
degree in environmental science and someone said, yeah, sure you do,
(43:09):
because they're like really questioning my intelligence. Where here it's like,
oh I don't work in like a government space or
like whatever, then I must not be intelligent.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
And so it's just kind of like a kid wid.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yep, that's fair. The last one is you aren't interested
in commitment fobes.
Speaker 9 (43:26):
Yeah, I think that at this point.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Well I know, at this point in my life, I
spell it out what I'm looking for, and if you
don't agree, then just be up front and honest.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I think that's fair. Yeah. They say we live in
a college who were hooking up takes precedents over serious relationships. Yeah,
say it's hard to find commitment and a sea of
men who aren't into it. Yeah, I think that's kind
of fair.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
That's also why I just haven't been on dating apps anymore,
because I was thinking. I've realized that no matter what,
when you meet someone on dating app, they're still gonna
we still met on an app, so they're still gonna
think in the back of their mind maybe there's something
better out there. I don't mean like every single person will,
but that's just the vibe that seems like I just
feel like I'm so replaceable on dating apps that it
(44:07):
just doesn't make me feel good about myself as a person.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
So why would I want to keep doing that to myself?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I get that. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
So that's why I deleted everything over the summer.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
I think it's fair.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, just the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
This is Injured John and your morning shows in case
you missed it. So fake name Megan, good morning, Good morning,
your confashion girl. What you got for us?
Speaker 8 (44:31):
So?
Speaker 13 (44:32):
I had a marriage for ten years and it wasn't
going well and I one day I decided.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
To create a Facebook account and get on dating site.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
I met someone.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
With that person, we had an open.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
Relationship and I dated that person.
Speaker 11 (44:51):
Two years while still married and my husband not knowing.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Wait, you have your affair?
Speaker 11 (44:59):
Yeah, okay in last week.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, oh, how'd you caught?
Speaker 11 (45:04):
So he's on my time? Text okay, and so now.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Let me ask you if left me okay? Was it
when you got caught? Was it a sense of relief though,
like finally like you have to carry the secret anymore?
Speaker 14 (45:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And so what oh boy, why did the oh we
just lost her son of a gun? Because I would
just be curious as to why the side piece left.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Maybe he didn't know. Yeah, you give me like a
whole new account. It sounds like he probably didn't know.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Can we call that text about the crystal light yet?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
How hilarious.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Is it though?
Speaker 12 (45:45):
Or is it?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I got questions about that.
Speaker 10 (45:47):
It's just like haven't you seen those commercials where it's
like women versus men with like their fitness journeys, and
it's like guys are like all to drink water for
the rest of the week and they lose twenty pounds.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Yes, so women do like everything yels.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
And it's like I have an old radio friend who
is convinced his wife was sabotage in his weight loss
by putting things in his food legitimately.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
Like like Virginia, George, what happened?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
We are back?
Speaker 14 (46:12):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
So fake name Megan? Did the side piece know you're married?
I'm sorry, did you side Okay? So why did the
side piece assign to leave?
Speaker 13 (46:23):
Because he saw that I was getting none divorced? But
that wasn't he got it?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Okay, okay, one second you were in the running fake
named Carly, good morning, good morning. You've been doing what
to your husband's beverages.
Speaker 13 (46:39):
So we decided that we were going to go on a.
Speaker 11 (46:45):
You know, try to lose weight.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
He just stops drinking soda and loses all this weight.
So he starts buying crystal light packets to make like
pictures of it, and so he annoyed me with it,
so I started putting sugar in it.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
So fake, dam Carly, we are actively trying to sabotage
your husband's weight loss.
Speaker 9 (47:05):
I hate them because it's so mean.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Yes, yes, but it's not fair because I don't even.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
Drink fake and curly.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
It's not fair. Like it's not a fair butt that
there's no buts like makes it sympathetic to you. That's
not like you see, it's not fair.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
I like, I hate that, like men can do whatever
and lose weight and women get too.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Don't get me wrong, it's it's it isn't fair, but
there's I mean, it's not his fault for your fault.
Speaker 9 (47:35):
Well, you know, all right, like you like a mommy
makeover or something like they're so inry now.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
This dude like making himself better. Okay, faked and Carly
went second, you're in the running. We don't judge, right there,
I'm not judging at all. Fake name Abby, Good morning,
your confession girl, what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (47:58):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (48:01):
So I've been cheating on my husband, but this is
how we always started.
Speaker 16 (48:06):
So he cheated on me when we when I was
doing our wedding and everything, I found out.
Speaker 11 (48:11):
He was cheating on me.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
So then I got a like a you know, like
a revenge.
Speaker 13 (48:16):
So I cheated on him and everything, and I did
a video.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
And everything, and I showed him he was wait.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
And showed him, yeah, I was.
Speaker 13 (48:27):
Making out with a guy okay.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
And then he got so pissed, so he decided.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
That he was gonna stop and everything. So I said
I was gonna stop too, because I.
Speaker 8 (48:40):
Got my revenge that I wanted it, So we stopped
doing it. But then after a year of being married,
you know, he was being a good guy and everything,
I got tired. So I've been cheating on him for
one year.
Speaker 13 (48:53):
He doesn't know that.
Speaker 8 (48:54):
He thinks that I'm going to work because I work overnight,
and I actually want to go see a guy on
a hotel, which from an old friend being old friends
friends with it but back from high school. Yeah, and
he thinks, like I'm going to the gym, which I'm not.
Speaker 11 (49:10):
I'm going to see this guy. He thinks I go
to the grocery store, which I'm not.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
So every time you leave the house, you got with
your appointment, but he thinks you're doing something else.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
And the is that we have a friend in common
that we see every day. She knows it, and like
she always asked me to tell her the juicy part
about the guy if I told her. And we have
our best friend in common, he knows about it, and
one of my cousins as dolls.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Okay, so everybody, it seems like everybody but your man
knows that she not right. Yeah, okay. How many times
a month do you hook up the other guy?
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Well, like when possible, maybe like three times to one
or four times ago around there depends.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
I don't keep her coming, No for sure. Are you
getting points to your Marriote account for these hotels or
who's paying for the hotel?
Speaker 8 (50:04):
We kind of like very he pays it for one
time and then I paid for it.
Speaker 12 (50:09):
You should not be paid.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
No, it doesn't matter, doesn't matter, fakean mabby? Well what
second you are in the running secrete for your favorite
overtext nine three eight.
Speaker 9 (50:21):
Now like they divorced, they don't they probably shouldn't gotten married.
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Speaker 4 (01:00):
But we got to kick off.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This week's In Case you missed it with how do
they give you the ick? What did they do on
that date? Maybe that first hangout. Maybe you got coffee
with them or they took it home. What gave you
that instant turnoff?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Ashley? Good morning, Good morning. How are you doing well?
So you were dating this person? You got the eck?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
How I got the ick because the first time we
slept together he started crying and I asked him. I
was like, are you okay? What's wrong? And he's like,
I've just always really wanted to be intimate with a barbie?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I have a lot of questions, Ashley, how'd you meet
this person? How'd you meet this person? Okay? Did he
look like a guy that would cry after the first time?
Speaker 8 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Oh, he like worked for homeland security and drove race
cars for fun on the side, like seemingly very manly.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah. And was it like one tear or full on bawling?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
It was? And I had to get tissues from the
drawer because it was like running down my neck and groused,
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
God, okay, asty one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
Also like I just didn't understand the explanation like that
made him cry?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, because I mean, I'm not gonna justify I have
no idea.
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Why are you laughing. That's weird laughing. Yeah, that's only
why are you laughing? That's so creepy, I mean, really
awe because they're in a bed naked. He's crying about
That's like, dude, I'm horrified you're laughing.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
It's like my brother in Christ kind of a better
excuse why you're crying?
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yes, sorry, I just thought like for some reason, your
your hairspray smells like my grandma's hairspray she died, like so,
thing like that would give me less of an AX.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
And like what that dude said.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I would just say that like a sports injury or allergies,
I wouldn't be like an emotional thing. That's what I
would say. Well, well, next time one day.
Speaker 10 (03:13):
Thanks for telling least somebody who hopefully doesn't cry.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, that's secon golly fake named Sarah. Good morning, good morning.
So you were with this man for how long?
Speaker 11 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (03:25):
It was just one date?
Speaker 11 (03:27):
The ech was enough for me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
After that, Okay, what happened?
Speaker 12 (03:31):
We went for drinks. He ordered sushi for both of us.
I don't eat sushi. He never asked, And then after
that he asked if I wanted to go get gelato.
He proceeded to be in the bathroom for about ten minutes.
He came out and then proceeded to tell me about it,
which was.
Speaker 11 (03:52):
It my favorite?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (03:54):
And then he we finished the dates after he went
to the bathroom for a second time, proceeded to tell
me about that. And after that, I guess he went.
He thought the date went so well. He asked me
back to his house to look.
Speaker 13 (04:08):
At his legos.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hell, yeah, girl, And when we saw the legos, how
quickly did you guys start making out?
Speaker 14 (04:14):
You know?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
It was love at first sight. No, I didn't even
I didn't go to the house.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Yeah, I should not go look at the logos.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, that's that's fair, all right? Fake David Sarah one second,
you're the running been Eric. Yeah that does kind of
sound like our boy, Are you kidding me? Legos?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
Absolutely legs part, but not like okay, fake.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Name Carly, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 11 (04:39):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So you were in a situation ship what happened?
Speaker 11 (04:43):
So we He was eleven years older than me, and
I was like cool, like an older man. Maybe he's
ma sure and this may go somewhere. Yes, we had
talked better. We weren't gonna get serious.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Or so we were doing adult things, and all of
a sudden I heard like change, like like not just
your necklace, making a noise, like full blown chain behind
and under the bed. And apparently I'm crazy because I
kept going to see him. So eventually we got close.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
Enough and I had a tour in his place and
I would go in and get like things to change
into whatever. So things started showing up that weren't mine,
that you used during adult time, that were used, a
belly button ring. I don't have my belly button peersh.
Speaker 13 (05:34):
Other women's clothes, like make up, things like that.
Speaker 11 (05:37):
So, needless to say, we don't talk anymore.
Speaker 13 (05:40):
And mature men aren't always better.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, can I ask how old was he?
Speaker 13 (05:45):
He was forty one?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Yeah, there is, and he was fed. He had like
a really important job.
Speaker 13 (05:51):
But apparently, yeah, in the.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Right mind, dudes are still dudes. Carl went second, you
were in the running fake name Lauren, good morning, good morning. Okay,
this person was who to you? Fake name Lauren?
Speaker 11 (06:11):
Well, it wasn't really anything. I just went on a
first date with him and what happened. Yeah, So I
went on the first day with him and he brought
his mother to the first date.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
Watch did she sit? Did she stay with you the
whole time?
Speaker 15 (06:28):
She did?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, she's joined us at dinner, and she was just
kind of scoping me out to see if I was
good enough for her son. Yeah, they say I did
not go back to the first day.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Yeah, I would have been like, Bro, you could have
told me this is a double date.
Speaker 11 (06:42):
Oh yeah, he did not give me any warning.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
I showed up and I was like, oh, you brought
your mom.
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Yeah, that's supposed to meet her mediac immedia.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I would walk away for sure. Second, Well, then she
that happened on a day once.
Speaker 10 (06:59):
The guy's whole family is game dinner at the same restaurant,
and apparently it was like every like once a month
or every week they'd go that same exact restaurant, so
he knew that they would be there. Yeah, and I
knew like things were just gonna go downhill because we
walked in and he's like, oh, wait, my dad, that's
my dad at the bar, and then he's like, oh,
so embarrassing, so embarrassing, And then his family kept coming
over and talking about how much I'd grown up, which
(07:19):
had been twenty years since I'd seen his family. So yes,
I I grew up from kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I take a bath with a toaster that meets somebody's
parents in the first aid.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, it was, uh, it was.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
I already knew his family, like I went to elementary
school with him, but it was still really odd and
he definitely knew they were going to be there. He
did a lot of other things that I'm not going
to talk about because it was just so inappropriate and rude, sir,
But he and then his parents paid for the bill
at the end. Oh so I don't know if that
was a normal I don't feel like he took people
there all the time, and maybe he did, so he
take them on free dates. Basically, He's like, so embarrassing,
(07:54):
my dad paid. I'm like, I think the way that
you're talking to me is a little bit more embarrassing. Yeah,
he was like, oh, my ex from what we've gotten
to Audunesota, why are drinking of beer?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
That was one of the things that went from there.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So it didn't work out.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
It did not work out. Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows, in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Let Miguel, a fake named Margan good morning, good morning.
All right, So can you say what industry this is in.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Retail?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Retail? Okay? And what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I accidentally walked in on my boss's wife having relations
with his manager.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Going in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
That which is wild okay. And so how long into
the party did this happen?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Maybe an hour? Okay for three hour party, so maybe
an hour?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
And so god, do they know you saw them?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh yeah, okay? Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
The shock like they jumped and shocked and just stared
dead at me.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
And I felt so uncomfortable in that moment, like yeah,
imagine and then.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So did any of them like say anything to you afterwards?
Like hey, please don't say anything?
Speaker 16 (09:12):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they came up to me
and said please don't say anything, you know. And then
then like I was just so speechless. Yeah I'm not
a speechless person. Like I didn't even know what to say.
I felt so unco why I left the party like
half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Is uh, boss and wife they sell together. They are okay,
all right?
Speaker 11 (09:37):
And it got back to him too.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm sure it did. Especially is the manager still there?
Speaker 13 (09:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My god, I feel like that's a situation where like,
do you feel like you have job security for a
very long time?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, my goodness. Uh Fake names Sarah, Ma.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
What industry are you in?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Fake name Sarah, Well, this is my husband's holiday party.
He was a management consultant at a DMP, small consulting
firm in the area.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
Gotcha.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
And so what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
You know, pretty late in the nine eight people have
been drinking and one of the executives stands up at
the party, at his table and announces a butter challenge,
A butter challenge.
Speaker 14 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
So he basically says, I can drink more butter than
would challenge anyone to drink more better than me? A
contest drinking melted butter?
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah, no, thank you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
How many? How many shots back? But are we talking? Heeded?
Aside from heart attack? What did the victor get? Was
there like a prize for winning?
Speaker 11 (10:55):
No, just everyone was standing around, you know, kind of
cheering him on.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Absolutely, men, Am I right? All right? Second, that's totally
due thing. Yeah, but you won't do it. I'll do it.
Fake name Lauren, good morning, Good morning. What type of
industry are we talking about? Fake name Lauren, It's it's just.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Like an office, like just like like marketing type stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Gotch what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
So happen at the holiday party. So this holiday party
was on Saturday, and typically you know the sposage, you know,
people are allowed to burn like a fus one. And
there was probably about like fifty to sixty people at
this party. And we usually do like a nice dinner
somewhere and then we go out and get from from
bars or some clubs. So about like half the people
(11:43):
came out to this one particular club.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
And then.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
One of the girls in the office he started to
grind and the president the president have brought is white
and everybody is like, you know, fu drinks and feeling it.
I mean, she's she's dancing and grinding with other people,
but particular one she was dancing with the Maria of
the night.
Speaker 14 (12:07):
With the.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Anger.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
Yo, girl, you can't say the word, can't say?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Can somebody please pick up Lauren and inform her you
cannot say that word? Yeah, and if you say it twice,
it doesn't cancel out. It's not one of those situations.
That's not how that goes.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
That.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Okay, she didn't understand what you can't say that, all right.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Laura, okay, faith Dame Lauren hold On Faith named Lauren
are you there? Fake name Lauren? Okay, so we can't
say that word. But so she grinded on the boss
(12:56):
and what happens.
Speaker 11 (13:00):
Was going mad and went outside and then there was
the president followed behind her. The usband followed behind her
and then started to you know, fight and glverbally safe
things together and then she later got arrested offide the
club and then the girl. It happens to finally out
that the girl.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
And the president been hooking up for a while now,
like how long?
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Probably for about six to eight months exactly. It was
just like a rocky situation that the guy was like
very like embarrassed. It was just an interesting night off
this morning and I feel like it's going to be
an interesting morning.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh yeah, Lauren. Now looking back, now, does it make
sense that you're coworker in the boss were walking up
like there are the signs? Oh yeah, that makes sense
because they always did X, Y and Z.
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah, there was some type of suspicion going but apart
it was just you know, it wasn't that place but
the same or you know, talk about it, but definitely.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
All right, you are in the running.
Speaker 14 (14:11):
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interns JHN The Morning Show. What kind of holiday party
guests you are? Based on your zodiac? You go through
these real quick. For aries, you're the organizer. Okay, okay,
that makes that. They say if a party is happening,
he's likely because some of an aries placement planned it. Okay,
(14:37):
Taurus Eric Eric also Clinton the helper. Does the host
have last man decorations need to go up? Or dessert
in the oven? As a Trus would be happy to
tend to all of it. Well, everyone else has fun.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Eric is the helper though, because like all Thanksgiving, doesn't
he go with his family to like get the turkey
and stuff?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I think like if he's the guy, if you need
get ice, he'll go to ice, which is clutch when
you're throwing something. Segree with that. I will say the
M and I cancer. You're the foodie.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
As soon as you get vit your party immediately want
to know what you can contribute to the menu. Does
the host need drink snacks? YadA YadA.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
That is my friend Kayla to like a tea.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
Oh right, yeah, she's like such a foodie and she's
also like like what can we add to that?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Which is very nice. Yeah, Virgo, that'd be Hoodie the
one cleaning up.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
I guess I can see that.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
They say, as a Virgo, you're always going to pitch in.
You'll clean the tailor after Thanksgiving, the dishwasher, everyone else
is having dessert, walk around the recycling mid for cans.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
I think that's Hoodie, but I feel like Hoodie you
also be the one like what can I bring?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
What can I add? Like are you missing anything? And
he'd also plan it, so I feel like he's of
all of these.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
My favorite Hoodie party story of all time. At my
Christmas party, I think one of the first years I
ain't getting a food and like Hoodie, he needed food
and something Air Gordon a pizza. By the time the
pizza got from my front door to Hoodie, I think
there was none left.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
There wasn't any left. And also you got sushi for
your Christmas party.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Course, Yeah, I didn't quite think that through. No, you
really didn't it was good in the beginning.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, when it was Frushia got there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Pretty pretty good. Back then halfway through the night, I'm like,
I'm not gooding that. I was like, that's not grow
legs and walk away. Libra is the photographer.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
They have an eye for photography that they can spy
a beautiful moment as it's happening.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Scorpio is the animal lover. Okay, they stay. Yeah, they
love to be invited holiday parties, but you don't always
have the social battery to stay fully engaged, so they
will tend to absorb the mood in the room and
then go to the animal that's fun. Sagittarius is a
social butterfly. Okay, if anyone's gonna start a game of
you know and chuck yea a flip cup beer pong,
(16:43):
Sagittarius okay.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Capricorn is the mixologist. Yeah, okay, you're more than happiest show.
But everything need to make amazing beverage.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Yeah that's Kate Kate, Oh right, yeah, sure, that's like
the Friends giving. We were like looking over recipes like
that too.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Aquarius to need breaks hampway through holiday parties. Yeah, they're
social batteries. They say that they've been known to steal
away at parties when things get.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Too chaotic, or also because they think they're smarter than everybody.
I can say that some of the curious rising Okay,
you know it. TikTok told me I'm allowed to just
makeing statements about people with these planet placements.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I agree. Piics is the babysitter, so you like to
keep it on everyone at parties. You notice things before
anyone else does.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
I feel like pisces are the people telling like really
dramatic stories that aren't real because they're just like such
dreamer vibes. They're like yeah, and like I'm gonna do
this and this and this, and I'm I'm just thinking
about this guy dated those pisces.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I was like, sit down, that's not true. You're not
doing any of that.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Sure, He's like, I'm about to go out to California,
I'm gonna do this and this, I'm gonna come back
and do this. I'm like, no, you're not doing any
of that.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
Why are you lying?
Speaker 14 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Not in this house, Gemini. That's Sons and Rose life,
the party, the storyteller. What Yeah, I mean yeah, I
think I'm the cool ant that I have to tell this.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
You know, it's the cool aunt to who to anybody
who did And I I've always felt like when it
comes to parties or like even like hair salons and stuff,
I'm the one that ends up by accident just being
the entertainment because I have a lot to say that
you don't want to hear about on everything. But it's like,
even if if I felt like people didn't want to
hear me talk, then I would stop, But then people
(18:20):
will start asking questions. Then I can't stop talking. Yeah,
if nobody asked, I would just shut up.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
You wouldn't I would? I would you want to talk about?
Speaker 9 (18:30):
No, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
They say, there's never a dumb moment with a Gemini
at the table. Yeah, you keep the party lively with
your whimsical fun air scent energy. Yeah, y'all know to
spin a yarn thanks to your chatty Mercury ruler. Okay, okay,
it seems that the combo is dying at the dinner,
or one person's taking a little too much about politics.
You know how to swoop in save day with an
Entrantaine story. Yeah, we gotrotars today. That's what it is. Yeah,
(18:57):
it's my phone cracked.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Well also because I dropped it, Yeah, slid down. Yeah,
that was the Yeah, Leo center of attention. No way shock,
No parties completely without Leo and attendance. That's true. As
a fire sign, you bring a wave of the energy
wherever you go. Yeah, it makes you one of the
most memorable guests, and honor you wear proudly. Yeah, you
(19:23):
are so proud. As a generous, fun loving, sun worlled sign,
you've been known to burst through the door and shower
the host with give some bottles of wine. You'll then
proceed a whole the room's attention as you tell tales
till midnight.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
I don't think you're a tail teller.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Sorry, it's not you're not, but you do come always
with the gifts, so kind of hide in the corner.
Speaker 11 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Yeah, you're a party. You're not telling any tales. You're
just like everybody's here. You're eating cool, you're having fun.
Let's take a shot.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
You don't want to shot.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
You are a pusher in that sense.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Report Is that what I sound like?
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Yeah, don't don't be limn't we'll blum.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It doesn't say Okay, I've never said to you guys.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I have this fireball saying if you're not gonna take
a shot, I.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Was just going to say that. So years ago, I
think I was with Eric. I think we're caddies and
they have like the automatic fireball like shot horror, and
so I tweeted a fireball. I'm like, hey, could I
get one? And they're like yeah, and they said it,
and then like there really isn't opportunity to use it.
It's you have to your party once a year. It's used.
Why it's like, don't necessarily have fireball chilled.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Other things in it?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I'm sure right, yes, although at this point though, it's
like I think it probably have hints of cinnamon. Yeah,
it's sick. I never pushed drinks on upon anybody.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
If this segment has some weird ed, its blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Fake name Maggie, good morning. This person was who to you,
fake name Maggie. He was fair okay, and we found
out he was shooting.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
How So I got a call from my condo association
management company asking me not to, you know, use the
clubhouse after hours at the.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Gym area shower area.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
At around like two and to be smoking in the sauna,
like smoking cigarettes, and I was like, well, I don't
smoke cigarettes, so it wasn't me. And they're like, well,
your code was used. So I went and I was like,
well it wasn't me. Can I you know, do you
have footage of you know, so I can see who
it was. And I went looked at the footge and
(21:35):
it was my fiance and another girl and she was
wearing my clothes, she was wearing my shoes and yeah,
she was wearing all my stuff. And you could see
them leaving the sauna area going into the bathroom. And
they even said somebody complained about somebody having relations in the.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
In the back.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh don't know who this tramp was.
Speaker 15 (21:59):
No, oh, I never found out, but it was definitely him.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
So when you confronted him, was he like, hey you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 15 (22:07):
Because the Yeah, because they let me record the video
from my phone so I could show him the proof.
And he still tried to deny it like a dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
Yeah, but that's how I.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Got to like collect your evidence and then be like boom, but.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Also thank god this happened before you guys got married.
Yeah you know what I mean, I know, yeah, that
was the only good thing. Yeah, so let me ask
you to Faith and Maggie looking back, where there may
be like things now that go, Okay, he was probably
doing this when he said he was doing whatever. I'm sure.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Yeah, I'm sure there was, but I guess I always
overlooked it. Yeah, because you know how you feel, how
you feel.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
So also that's the thing with cheating, know Faid and Maggie,
is because you would never do that to somebody else.
You wouldn't expect it to happen to you, Like that's
always like, yeah, so it's not your fault.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
No, especially where I live, especially where I live.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, and thank god you found out. Yeah,
it's always been on the aisle. What we tell folks
with roses too, it's like, don't feel like you're dumb,
don't feel like you're because it's like, you wouldn't do
that to them. Why would you think they would do
it to you?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Exactly?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, why are they be in a relationship with you otherwise? Yeah,
let me go fake name Mark in morning, Good morning.
I was who's you fake name Mark? Who was this person?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
So? She a girlfriend At the time, I was having
a little bit of family issues. I went home to
d C. But it was her birthday and she couldn't
find a friend to go with her. So I ended
up deciding last minute to go with her on her
birthday at Carousel. On the way there, she got their
date earlier because my flight got delayed. On the way there,
(23:48):
I'm kind of asking her for naughty pictures, you know,
the day I'm on the flight, and she hadn't had
time to give them to me. Long story shirt, fast forward.
I'm there, you know, we're drinking, having fun brent House
h and she gets a phone call and it says
her best friend's name. So I'm like, oh, you know,
I know her best friend. Let me pick it up
(24:09):
and bring it over to her. So I pick it
up and say, hey, best friend, and I hear my
girlfriend's free from the bathroom.
Speaker 13 (24:16):
No, best friend, hang.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
Up, and she quickly ents her trip in the bathroom
and comes, tries to grab comes and tries to grab
the phone. And now I'm like wondering, like why are
you doing this? And she's like best friends, don't say anything.
And then all of a sudden death, friend have a guy.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Whoa she changed the name in her phone to like Sarah,
but it wasn't Sarah. It was Samuel. Correct God trifling.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
I say a lot.
Speaker 14 (24:46):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
It was just too pleasant.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, I hope, I hope she gets split ends. I
really do what trifle and ass? Okay, Mark, one second,
you're in the running. Okay, so it's not bad thing.
Away somebody, you know what I'm saying, Vote for your
favorite text nine nine three three eight let me go
fake named Stacy, good morning, I'm doing well. This person
was who to you my husband at the time, okay,
(25:14):
and you found out they were cheating.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
How so he supposedly was going to Colorado for military
duties and.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
Come to find out and to hang with some of
these guys, and come.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
To find out he was actually visiting his mistress, his
our kids at the time.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
We read the movies and the story was.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
The found that she was trying to break up with
her and she didn't want she didn't want tempts.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
So the retalitiate. She sent me pictures of him given
her special kisses. Ah, he's given him special kissers.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
Always really have to let you know, like it's like
you could do it, just tell me.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yeah, so I need to see that happening.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
It also says she knew that you were the picture.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she she got into his phone
on my information. She you know, she started calling me
she knew yeah, and so you know, so of course
I was talking, I'm panic attack basically in the movies,
because I'm saying that with our kids.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
About twenty about twenty years, so you.
Speaker 14 (26:18):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
So it was, yeah, yeah, I'm you at do sure?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I hope you have. He subs tail gets stuck in zipper.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Let's here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed it, let.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Miguel fake name Morgan, good morning, good morning. All right,
So can you say what industry this is?
Speaker 14 (26:45):
In?
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Retail?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Retail? Okay? And what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
I accidentally walked in on my boss's wife having relations
with his manager.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Dam in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Okay, do that? Which is wild? Okay? And so like,
how long into the party did this happen?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Maybe an hour? Okay for three hour party, so maybe
an hour?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
And so do they know you saw them.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
The shock like they jumped and shocked and just stared
dead at me.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
And I felt so uncomfortable in that moment.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like yeah, imagine and then so did any of them
like saying to you afterwards, like hey, please don't say anything.
Speaker 16 (27:35):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they came up to me
and said please don't see anything.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
You know.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
And then then like I was just so speechless. Yeah
I'm not a speechless person. Like I didn't even know
what to say. I felt so uncomfort why I left
the party like half an hour later.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Is boss and wife are they sell together?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
They are okay?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
All right?
Speaker 11 (28:01):
And it got back to him too.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh I'm sure it did. Especially is the manager still there?
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Yeah my god.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I feel like that's a situation where like, do you
feel like you have job security for a very long time?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
My goodness. Uh. Fake names Sarah, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
What industry are you in?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Fake name Sarah, Well, this is my husband's holiday party.
He was a management consultant at a TMD small consulting
from in the area.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Gotcha, And so what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
You know, pretty late in the nine eight people have
been drinking, and one of the executives stands up at
the party at his table and announces a butter challenge.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
A butter challenge. Yeah, so he basically.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Says, I can drink more butter than challenge anyone to
drink more better than the contest drinking melted butter?
Speaker 9 (29:05):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
How many? How many shots back? But are we talking
aside from heart attack? What did the victor get? Was
there like a prize for winning?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
No, just everyone was standing around, you know, kind of
churning them on.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Sure, absolutely, men, Am I right? All right? That's totally
dude thing.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Yeah, but you won't do it.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I'll do it. Fake named Lauren, Good morning, Good morning.
What type of industry are we talking about? Fake name Lauren.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
It's it's just like an office, like just like like
marketing type.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
So, gotch what happened at the holiday party?
Speaker 17 (29:46):
So?
Speaker 11 (29:47):
How about the holiday party? So this holiday party was
on candy Day and typically you know the sponsors, you
know people, a lot of them, like the fus one.
And it was probably about like this party and we
you should do like an somewhere and then we go
on but from some club. So about like half the
people came out to the one particular club and then
(30:11):
one of the girls in the office she started to
grind and the president. The president is white, and everybody
is like, you know, fue drinks in. Everybody's feeling it.
I mean, she's she's dancing and grinding with other people,
but particular one she was dancing with the Mamoria of
the night with the president.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah, girl, you can't say the can't say it. Can
Somebody please pick up Lauren and inform her you cannot
say that word. Yeah, and if you say it twice,
it doesn't cancel out. Yeah, It's not one of those situations.
That's not how that goes.
Speaker 14 (30:54):
That.
Speaker 9 (30:56):
She didn't understand what we said. You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
All right, way en, come on, fake Lauren.
Speaker 14 (31:11):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Fake name Lauren? Okay, so we can't say that word.
But so she'd grind it on the boss and what happens.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
They like basically just got mad and went outside, and
then the president followed behind her. The husband followed behind
her and then started to you know, fight and glverbally
safe things together, and then she later got arrested offside
the club, and then the girl it happens to it
(31:42):
finally out that the girl.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
And the president been hooking up for a while, now,
like how long?
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Probably for about six to eight months exactly. It was
just like a rocky situation that the guy. It was
just an interesting I bet this morning and I feel
interesting morning.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, Dame Lauren. Now looking back, now,
does it make sense that you're a coworker in the
boss we're hooking up like a there are there signs?
Oh yeah, that makes sense because they always did X,
Y and Z.
Speaker 11 (32:20):
There was some type of suspicion game where a partner
was just like, you know it was in that place
but the same thing, or you know, talk about it,
but definitely so that all right.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
You were in the running looks like a podcast for
people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Intern John in your morning show you Appreciation.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
You missed it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Second date update on internshown in your morning show. You
go out with somebody, you think, oh man, there's a vibe.
Maybe they could be the one, this could be something special.
But then they stop talking to you, they stop responding.
We trt to figure out exactly what's going on. Bruce,
good morning, very good morning. So walk us through this.
You and Maggie first met. How we met on the
(33:06):
hinge like three weeks ago. Okay, And what about Maggie
stood out to you on hinge?
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Well, I mean she was very attractive.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
First of all, we both had a love for Bob Berger's,
which is nice, Yeah, nice classic. Just the stuff, Yeah,
there's just the stuff she had on there. I was
really vibing with. So I was really happy when you know,
it showed, oh you got to match.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I was a guess, Hell yeah, yeah. It's how long
it take from talking on the app to talking in
real life like texting or calling each other.
Speaker 19 (33:39):
Uh, we were talking back and forth for like a
week and a half, and you know, and then I
was just eager to meet up and and so I
asked her, you know, to meet me for dinner and
drink and yeah she said yes.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Okay, And so the first it happens, we go downtown,
very nice dinner. And how was conversation? How were the vibes?
How is everything?
Speaker 14 (33:59):
Everything was great.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I mean we were talking, we were joking around.
Speaker 18 (34:02):
You know, we've got dinner and drinks, you know, drinking
a little bit, and you know, I mean I had
a great time. When the day was over, she said
she had a great time, and we were talking about
going on a second date, and we were even texting
back and forth after that.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
So it's not like she, you know, disappeared on me
after the first date.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
So you know, she said she had a good time.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Was there a kiss at the end of the first date?
A hug? Yeah, we hugged, you know, you know, we
didn't kiss or anything. But you know, again, we were
still talking about going on a second date. Sure, okay,
So first date ends, everything goes well, the doors left
to open where she's interested in second date? What happens
when it comes to planning and said second date?
Speaker 18 (34:47):
Yeah, we we were talking about meeting up for date.
Speaker 19 (34:50):
Two, and you know, we were just talking about different
spots and everything, and we decided we were just gonna
grab some drinks again and maybe a movie, and then
you know, she just goes to me.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay, and this was last week? Correct?
Speaker 14 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Okay? I mean, could be just caught up in the
Thanksgiving that's fair going on. So the last time you
reached out was last week? Yeah, okay, And so you
just kind of want to see, like, you know, is
she busy or is there something else going on? I
suppose it is a time of cutbait, so to speak. Yeah,
I mean that's that's fair. Let me do this. We'll
(35:29):
call her, try your arm with us and get her
out of the story. Okay, all right, Well one second,
because it could just be a case of you know,
Brazilian Thanksgiving texts and life is kind of happening too,
So I'd be curious if, like that's what's going on.
(35:55):
Hi is this Maggie. Hey, Maggie is intern John. I
got Sauce and Rosey as well. Can we talked to
you on the show real quick about something nothing bad,
Just need like thirty seconds of your time?
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, beautiful. So I got somebody on the line here,
Bruce if you want to say hello. Oh, nailed it.
And so Maggie, Bruce reached out to us mentioned you
guys met Unhinge about three weeks ago when I date
everything was fine, but that you guys had kind of
somewhat scheduled the second date, if you will, but that
he then didn't hear from you. So where does call
(36:28):
and see where your head's at? Was it a conflict
of you know, crazy week last week or what's going
on in your mind?
Speaker 14 (36:37):
No?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I mean I.
Speaker 9 (36:41):
I was excited to have our second date, but then
you know, he didn't.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
I thought it was kind of rude. He didn't offer
to send me an uber or pick me up, and
so I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Okay, I don't know, do you what do you do?
Speaker 11 (37:00):
You guys?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay? So on the first date? How did you get there?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
On the first date we met up, right, But how
did you get there?
Speaker 14 (37:09):
Though?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (37:11):
I mean I took an uber?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Okay, And so.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
What's the difference getting it yourself?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah? Not in not the judge certainly, but like why
is that? Why would he assume that you need some
different for this one?
Speaker 17 (37:26):
He's supposed to be impressing me, and like we talked
about it on the first date that you know, I
live in Navy Yard and you know that it that
it's a wave?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Was Bruce where you live? Just so we can get
a context here, Okay, that's right on the red line?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
That was there?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:46):
I mean just take the metro?
Speaker 4 (37:48):
So okay, But Maggie, did you mention anything about wanting
a ride or was it a case where you expected
Bruce to kind of read your mind? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (38:00):
I mean we talked about like you know how hard
it was for me to get there, and you know,
just that the uber is so expensive, and you know,
like I don't know, guys used to come pick you up,
like he didn't have to pick me up or anything.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And I'm just like, but me in his defense, yeah,
Navy yard disaster. As far as like picking somebody up
at yeah, to dinner.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
But like when I lived in Bethesda and I did
people that lived in Virginia, I would just mention them.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
They had to come to me.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Okay, that's fair. Let me do this. Are you team
Bruce or team.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Maggie and you can go here, you can go get
caught up with the intern John in your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Thought this is interesting, Sauce, send this to me. The
reasons you're single even though you're a catch, Sauce, You
are currently single, Yeah, Rose married for four years. Yeah,
look at that on the this is geared towards women.
I'll say that. So do you feel unlessly if you
feel like these were light to you? Sauce? Starting with
you refuse to follow a timeline?
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Yeah, I think I do you think When I was younger,
when I still lived in Pasena, I was trying to,
and then when I got away from that, I don't
think I really follow a timeline at all anymore.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah. They say women who settle are the ones who
think they running out of time and that true love
isn't in the cars for them. They say, it's not
the case for you. You know your person's out there,
You're not settling for anything less.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
Yeah, that's how I do feel like that.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think that's I think there's definitely you. You're waiting
for somebody worthy.
Speaker 10 (39:29):
Yes, I definitely think that. Yes girl, Yeah, yes, date
with intention.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
M They say, you're amazing, so why would you even
bother being with someone who doesn't equal you in that?
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Yes, I don't disagree.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You're looking for someone who can match your energy, intellect,
sense of humor, passion for life, and tell someone like
that comes along, you'll be just fine.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
I know that if I were to settle, I would
get really bored and I would be unhappy. So then
I don't want to be stuck. I would feel really
trapped the rest of my life if I did that,
which would suck. Yeah, that would not be fun.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
It's a long time to feel trapped. Yeah, Yeah, you're
basically doing other things.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Yeah, I do feel like a lot of the time
with dating I had I hadn't been dating much until
I moved well not even want to move back here,
but anyway, I just I feel like I was like
too busy, like working or traveling. That was like a
big thing where I was just never in one spot.
So it's hard to like actually date.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
It makes sense. They say it's not the right time,
So why put push something you're not one percent about yet?
Speaker 9 (40:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah, they say it's not a good idea to force things.
Taken a time to figure out who you are you
want a great reason to stay single.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
I definitely do that for a long time where I
just didn't date for a while because I just didn't know.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
Who I was. I think fair enough it works.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Do you feel like you know now?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Who are you?
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Okay, I don't know who am I?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah, that's a very loaded I'm.
Speaker 9 (40:45):
Sorry, it's like not even seven am.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
That's not like a question answer in a sentence.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
I do think that I'm an extrovert.
Speaker 10 (40:53):
Introvert in that I do need a loane time to
regroup and I don't like to feel pressured to do anything.
So if I've realized it in dating when people want
like they have, like I really like my routine, and
so I know that you need to compromise in relationships.
But also I don't like dating people that will pressure
me to like go to things that I just don't
(41:15):
want to do, and I know that that's compromised. But
also like going out on a weekend that I just
like have already decided I don't want to go out on, Like,
don't keep asking me to do things, you know what
I mean, Like when like I'll say I'm staying out,
I'm staying in this weekend, and then people keep trying
to peer pressure me to go out, Like for example,
Thanksgiving Eve, I got so many texts from so many
different people like why are you coming out and trying
to guilt trip me?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
And it just makes my night at home not fun.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
So I put my phone on like, actually, do not disturb,
so I couldn't get any alert not me though, No
I don't think you did, No you didn't. But yeah,
so I think I like to travel and I like
and I know that I'm gonna put myself first before
I can ever put someone else before me. It's going
to take a long time to get to that. It
didn't take a long time for me to let anyone in.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
So that's who I am.
Speaker 10 (41:57):
Surface level. There's four or seven am in the morning
when my brain's not really woke it up.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
But somebody could be listening to this at five pm.
Think about that.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
And I'm fun, out going, I like to read, and
I like a clean house all right in my makeup
are well.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I get that though the girl We've all been there before.
This is definitely your confidence can be intimidating.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Yeah, I guess, I guess it can be. I don't
I'm not anybody else. I just I'm saying, like it
may be.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I think that's very fair for you.
Speaker 9 (42:27):
Maybe I'm a little intimidating.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
No, you're definitely intimidating, especially because you're stature, like there's
a lot of anger and that that can, like you
can be very intimidating because sometimes your face will say
if a body doesn't.
Speaker 9 (42:38):
Sometimes you do on purpose.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
So, yes, you're also very successful. I think that can
be intimidating the folks. I guess, so I think, except
nothing you're doing wrong, I think that's that's fair.
Speaker 10 (42:47):
I also have realized the dating here I was talking
about this with my friend yesterday. It's just weird because
I didn't love dating in Atlanta because that was such
an entertainment little like Hollywood vibe, So people I didn't
know if they were with me because is you know
of my job or not sure? And then here I've
been on dates here where I said I had a
degree in environmental science and someone said, yeah, sure you do,
(43:09):
because they're like really questioning my intelligence. Where here it's like,
oh I don't work in like a government space or
like whatever, then I must not be intelligent.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
And so it's just kind of like a kid wid.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yep, that's fair. The last one is you aren't interested
in commitment fobes.
Speaker 9 (43:26):
Yeah, I think that at this point.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Well I know, at this point in my life, I
spell it out what I'm looking for, and if you
don't agree, then just be up front and honest.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
I think that's fair. Yeah. They say we live in
a college who were hooking up takes precedents over serious relationships. Yeah,
say it's hard to find commitment and a sea of
men who aren't into it. Yeah, I think that's kind
of fair.
Speaker 10 (43:45):
That's also why I just haven't been on dating apps anymore,
because I was thinking. I've realized that no matter what,
when you meet someone on dating app, they're still gonna
we still met on an app, so they're still gonna
think in the back of their mind maybe there's something
better out there. I don't mean like every single person will,
but that's just the vibe that seems like I just
feel like I'm so replaceable on dating apps that it
(44:07):
just doesn't make me feel good about myself as a person.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
So why would I want to keep doing that to myself?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
I get that. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
So that's why I deleted everything over the summer.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
I think it's fair.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, just the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
This is Injured John and your morning shows in case
you missed it. So fake name Megan, good morning, Good morning,
your confashion girl. What you got for us?
Speaker 8 (44:31):
So?
Speaker 13 (44:32):
I had a marriage for ten years and it wasn't
going well and I one day I decided.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
To create a Facebook account and get on dating site.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
I met someone.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
With that person, we had an open.
Speaker 13 (44:49):
Relationship and I dated that person.
Speaker 11 (44:51):
Two years while still married and my husband not knowing.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Wait, you have your affair?
Speaker 11 (44:59):
Yeah, okay in last week.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, oh, how'd you caught?
Speaker 11 (45:04):
So he's on my time? Text okay, and so now.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Let me ask you if left me okay? Was it
when you got caught? Was it a sense of relief though,
like finally like you have to carry the secret anymore?
Speaker 14 (45:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And so what oh boy, why did the oh we
just lost her son of a gun? Because I would
just be curious as to why the side piece left.
Speaker 10 (45:34):
Maybe he didn't know. Yeah, you give me like a
whole new account. It sounds like he probably didn't know.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Can we call that text about the crystal light yet?
Speaker 9 (45:41):
How hilarious.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Is it though?
Speaker 12 (45:45):
Or is it?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I got questions about that.
Speaker 10 (45:47):
It's just like haven't you seen those commercials where it's
like women versus men with like their fitness journeys, and
it's like guys are like all to drink water for
the rest of the week and they lose twenty pounds.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Yes, so women do like everything yels.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
And it's like I have an old radio friend who
is convinced his wife was sabotage in his weight loss
by putting things in his food legitimately.
Speaker 9 (46:09):
Like like Virginia, George, what happened?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
We are back?
Speaker 14 (46:12):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
So fake name Megan? Did the side piece know you're married?
I'm sorry, did you side Okay? So why did the
side piece assign to leave?
Speaker 13 (46:23):
Because he saw that I was getting none divorced? But
that wasn't he got it?
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Okay, okay, one second you were in the running fake
named Carly, good morning, good morning. You've been doing what
to your husband's beverages.
Speaker 13 (46:39):
So we decided that we were going to go on a.
Speaker 11 (46:45):
You know, try to lose weight.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
He just stops drinking soda and loses all this weight.
So he starts buying crystal light packets to make like
pictures of it, and so he annoyed me with it,
so I started putting sugar in it.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
So fake, dam Carly, we are actively trying to sabotage
your husband's weight loss.
Speaker 9 (47:05):
I hate them because it's so mean.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Yes, yes, but it's not fair because I don't even.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
Drink fake and curly.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
It's not fair. Like it's not a fair butt that
there's no buts like makes it sympathetic to you. That's
not like you see, it's not fair.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
I like, I hate that, like men can do whatever
and lose weight and women get too.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Don't get me wrong, it's it's it isn't fair, but
there's I mean, it's not his fault for your fault.
Speaker 9 (47:35):
Well, you know, all right, like you like a mommy
makeover or something like they're so inry now.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
This dude like making himself better. Okay, faked and Carly
went second, you're in the running. We don't judge, right there,
I'm not judging at all. Fake name Abby, Good morning,
your confession girl, what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (47:58):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (48:01):
So I've been cheating on my husband, but this is
how we always started.
Speaker 16 (48:06):
So he cheated on me when we when I was
doing our wedding and everything, I found out.
Speaker 11 (48:11):
He was cheating on me.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
So then I got a like a you know, like
a revenge.
Speaker 13 (48:16):
So I cheated on him and everything, and I did
a video.
Speaker 11 (48:19):
And everything, and I showed him he was wait.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
And showed him, yeah, I was.
Speaker 13 (48:27):
Making out with a guy okay.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
And then he got so pissed, so he decided.
Speaker 11 (48:36):
That he was gonna stop and everything. So I said
I was gonna stop too, because I.
Speaker 8 (48:40):
Got my revenge that I wanted it, So we stopped
doing it. But then after a year of being married,
you know, he was being a good guy and everything,
I got tired. So I've been cheating on him for
one year.
Speaker 13 (48:53):
He doesn't know that.
Speaker 8 (48:54):
He thinks that I'm going to work because I work overnight,
and I actually want to go see a guy on
a hotel, which from an old friend being old friends
friends with it but back from high school. Yeah, and
he thinks, like I'm going to the gym, which I'm not.
Speaker 11 (49:10):
I'm going to see this guy. He thinks I go
to the grocery store, which I'm not.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
So every time you leave the house, you got with
your appointment, but he thinks you're doing something else.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
And the is that we have a friend in common
that we see every day. She knows it, and like
she always asked me to tell her the juicy part
about the guy if I told her. And we have
our best friend in common, he knows about it, and
one of my cousins as dolls.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Okay, so everybody, it seems like everybody but your man
knows that she not right. Yeah, okay. How many times
a month do you hook up the other guy?
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Well, like when possible, maybe like three times to one
or four times ago around there depends.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
I don't keep her coming, No for sure. Are you
getting points to your Marriote account for these hotels or
who's paying for the hotel?
Speaker 8 (50:04):
We kind of like very he pays it for one
time and then I paid for it.
Speaker 12 (50:09):
You should not be paid.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
No, it doesn't matter, doesn't matter, fakean mabby? Well what
second you are in the running secrete for your favorite
overtext nine three eight.
Speaker 9 (50:21):
Now like they divorced, they don't they probably shouldn't gotten married.
There are you going? Yeah, you're hanging with intern John
in your morning shows in.
Speaker 12 (50:30):
Case you missed it, and that does it for another?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I see why am I in case you miss it?
With yours truly? My name is Hoodie. You can follow
me on also social media's at Andrew Hoodie see ke
pictures of my dog Teddy. And as we continue our
wine miss Advent calendar, you can also see all the
wines my wife more and I get to drink because
you know we're adults. The Advent Chocolate's goal, it can
only go so far, and they pair very well with
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the Advent calendar wines. But like I said, keep a
lock to all our socials at YMS Radio. Intern John's
holiday party is tonight, so you know there's gonna be antics.
Go lower all the way up to our hot on
the nine and five jingle Ball, which happens this week.
We're so excited to see you hang out with you
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It's your last shot at tickets to go in there,
hang out with us, see dash us, see so much more.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Hope you have a great week and I'll talk to
you next time. I want to sneak Pegon Monday's show.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh intern, John and your morning show on their socials
at YNS Radio.
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