January 11, 2025 • 46 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including: 'Call 911: The Game,' How Did You Get Petty Revenge, John's Little Secrets and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one started up Waking Up, This is out
DC and Moore Wake right, part.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Of the show with Injured Johnny Your Mora Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, wait, Hoody back again with another I see why
am I? In case you miss it, where we have
the best bits, the best segments, the best everything from
this past week of intern john Your Morning Show, put
in one little podcast for you to enjoy. That way,
come Monday morning. You know what's going on. Your part
of the crew. You know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You're part of that.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The four to one one, I guess is what people
still say to this day. Right, No, that's a dated
ninety term.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
But we're gonna start off this week's in case you
missed it. Obviously, we had a lot of snow this weekend.
Maybe you said, I don't like my neighbors. I'm gonna
pile all my snow on their car so they can't
get out of their car. We talked about how did
you get petty revenge? Let me go fake name, Sarah,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Good morning, are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Thank you? So this is on X what happened?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Yeah, so he was obsessed with like the Jigsaw puzzles.
Speaker 8 (01:06):
Okay, okay, and he had just gotten like this collector's puzzle,
so right after a breakup, I had taken a piece,
so when he goes to do it, he will never
be able to finish.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Here.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I love that. Now, how many relatively?
Speaker 8 (01:24):
I think about three thousand, two thousands?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh wow, I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
But he was like really into the jigsaw puzzles.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh I know it was a thousand something, and I
was like, you know, you like to play mind games,
so let me just boggle the mind a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, sure, now, stupidquaestion. You pay damn Sara. When he
had finished the puzzles, where would they go?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh he would like to have them like framed or something,
or like you know, kind of like keep them out. Wow,
Like it would be like a little more funny.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, all right, fake damn. Sarah went second, you're in
the running that that's uh, that's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hold on, let me do this, no voice change?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Do you do?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You do you? Christine? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
This was on a guy you saw for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So basically we had dated for a couple of months
and he had broken up with me because he couldn't
see himself basically sleeping with me.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And uh, his best friend started working at the same.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Job that I worked at, and yeah, and I never
intended for it to.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Be anything, but we ended up. Me and his best
friend started dating.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, and now and he knows and everything.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
And me and his best friend have been together for
almost two.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Years at this point, y'all hang out together.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh no, he moved away.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
He moved to Florida.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Got you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's hilarious, all right, christ And one second you're in
the running. Also, good for the friend guy. Let me go,
fake name Megan. Good morning, Good morning. You got petty
revenge on your ex husband. What happened?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Well, I found out he was taking a boys only trip,
and I found out that the whole purpose of the
trip was for him and his boys to have a
little fun.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Without their spouses.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So we found out where their cars were parked at
the airport, and I went up with the stair key,
and I drove it home and parked it in the
garage and acted like I had no idea what happened.
Oh came back from his week long trip and find
his car, called the police. They of course came thought
parked in the garage and they thought that he just
(03:45):
was crazy. And remember taking a ride something. It was
the best.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh my god, how did we find out that that
they're going on a boys shrip? This up with the girls?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Because I was friendly he worked with a guy I
was friends with his wife, and she called me to
ask if I knew about the trip and I said, no, did.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
They have girls?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Are they playing picking up girls at the bar?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
They plan on picking up girls?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Okay? Where are they going?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dominican Republic? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, yeah, resort, sure totally. Megan went, second, you're in
the running.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I mean, I guess it could happen, But that's like
I feel like guys like say that stuff and then
they get there they're like they have no game. They
just alone the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, that girls will hot. Go talk to her now,
she looks like she's having both her friends. How big
a loser do you have to be? Like, we're going
to do a trip to play on cheating?
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Yeah, they planned a whole trip to that's so gross.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Such a loser. Let me go fake name Abby, good morning,
Good morning, I yet Petty or avenge? How girl.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I put aching powder in my exos clothes before giving
them back.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Hell, yes, okay, okay, And and so do we know
if it worked?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, I have no idea. I hope it did.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yep. Okay, Abby. One second, you're the running. Hold on,
this is the very next level and we go Dean,
good morning, good morning, all right girl, Patty or revenge?
What happened?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So?
Speaker 10 (05:19):
I was a little estranged from my birth father but
still had some contact.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
And he died a few.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Years ago and they didn't list me as one of
his children in the obituary, but they did list his
loving cat Oreo. So I sent flowers to the funeral
home from the cat.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
You're loving cat Oreo?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I mean god, that is yeah, everybody know it was you.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
No.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Unfortunately that hasn't come full circle. But if it ever did,
because I am in touch with one half sister that
I share with him as a father, he's both of
our fathers. Anyway, I was hoping she would ask, and
she never has, but if she did, I was just
gonna say.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
New, Yeah, that's mate. All right, d one second, you're
in the running. A vote for your attacks nine nine
three three eight in Poolsville, Lauren, Good morning, good morning girl,
yet petty revenge?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
How petty petty? I'm petty petty lady was the harassing
my mom, like bullying her at work.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
She worked for the post office.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
She would like put stuff in her parking spot so
she couldn't park there. So I saved some of my son's.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Poopy diapers for like a week, and then in the
middle of winter, I.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Took them and smeared them all over her door handle,
so that when she came out in the morning, it
was frozen poop on her doorhead.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Eh. Did she ever stop?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
She?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
No, she stopped, but I don't think she ever knew
that it was me that did that.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
That's pretty second. Okay, that's pretty gross, But I know
she was so mean. Your mom's absolutely not one second.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, I don't play with my mama.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I agree. You're in the running, Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's more of the roses on intern John in your
morning shows.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
In case you missed it, Hi is Caleb.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Speaking.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
My name is Hope and I'm calling you from a
local flower shop. Were called why Miss Flowers and you
actually won our contest of the week, So congratulations. You
won a free bouquet of a dozen red roses.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Yeah, listen, I get these calls a lot. I work
from home, and I really don't have time to take
the stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
If you just like take me off the list, i'd
appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
I mean, it's it's not a list. You you entered
yourself into a contest, so I'm just calling to let
you know that you won.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, I know, I'm sure I didn't enter into any
any contest.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
It just I mean, we have them around downtown to
like the local coffee shops and stuff. We're just like
a new company, so we're just trying to get more
business for the holidays, especially like around Valentine's Day that
since that's coming up. But I mean, if you don't
want the flowers, I'm glad to like move on to
somebody else and just roll the dice again a kind
of deal. So let me know.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
So I don't have to sign up for anything, any
subscription or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
No, No, we don't need your credit card or anything.
We're just gonna send them to whatever you want, and
then once the flowers are out there in the wild,
we hope you'll just come back to us because you'll
love how they look.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
So I just I just get free flowers.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Do you under the contest. Maybe someone entered for you.
But yeah, they're free. They can go anywhere you want
and then hopefully you just like them and then you
come back.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Okay, I mean as long as again, I don't want
to I don't only want to give you my email.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
It's like, we don't even need your email. We just
need to know where they're going. You already have your
info because you entered the contest, so we have your
your first and last name in your email. So maybe
someone entered for you.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
And that maybe.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Sometimes my buddies play it as jokes.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
They do stuff like this, is this.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
A nice joke because you want Yeah? Yeah, all right,
Well guys, get the name of you the person that
you want to send them to, and then we'll go
from there.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I just send them to my girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Siena Sienna, and she's your girlfriend. Love that. That's a
beautiful name. I love that name. And then what it's pretty?
It is pretty? And the flower card it's just a
typical flower card. What do you want that to say?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Say?
Speaker 13 (09:36):
I love you?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
It's I love you. Do you want like a heart
or just well I love you?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
You put a little hard in that idea.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
I was like, I love your period. That's so like serious? Okay, cool,
do you mind if I put you on home we
get these together and then I'll get the address and everything. Sure,
all right, cool, thank you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Okay, hey, Siana, So we can uh want two things.
We can hang up that never happened, or we can
bring him back on and see what's going on.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
So to you, no, no, let's let's bring him back on.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Okay, once, let's find me on one second? Hey, Caleb, Yeah,
hey man, my name is intern John. I got sauce
and Rose here. We are doing a War of the
Roses on the show right now. Andy, your girlfriend Sienna
on the line as well, CN if you want to
say hello, Hye, nailed that, and so the reason we're here, Caleb,
(10:32):
we're doing War of the Roses because uh, Sienna found
out you were on dating apps and so we yeah,
well we're just confused actually because you being in a
relationship for three years. Why I'm bumble and why some
of the photos is she cropped out of?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Is old?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Sienna?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
When is hanging on? One second?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Here?
Speaker 12 (10:55):
You're calling me from a radio station.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
That's well said.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
You were.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Do you have a bumble account?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
A bumble account?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah, this is all about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Dating, yes, no question, really.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
It's yeah, it's no big deal.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
It's I have a what is that not a big deal,
it's a dating app?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Dating gap?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Now, it's it's dating app.
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Listen, hold on time out because people use that stuff
in different ways.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I'm not meeting anybody.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
I'm just down there tongueing the people.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
People.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
So, are you on like bumble BFF or friends or
are you on bumble dating that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I'm just looping around.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
It's no big deal around don't people?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, around on dating? Wait, Caleb Cale, let me tell
you as as as the other guy here, I get it,
and I know these women the crazy sometimes you're you're
just telling me that you're just on the dating app
just to see girls, not talking to him, because it's
not emotional, just like you want pretty girls. It's like
porn hub. I get it. So Ca, you're saying nothing's
(12:08):
wrong here. You just want to see local attractive females
in your area and see if they're also tracked to you.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Right right now, that is horrible.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Pretty much, you're stupid.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
People are like vulnerable and putting themselves out there on
these apps just for you to be a pig about it.
I don't like that at all. That's so gross, that's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Okay, look, I'm not doing it any Your.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Your name is too pretty to be with someone named
Caleb is the grown man.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Okay, you can't look like you. Guys don't look like No.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
And I'm saying and I don't even look.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
This is like being on a restaurants just out there
for three years.
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Will look at the desserts, but she doesn't cheat on
her diet. I can look at desserts too, you.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Dare you're talking to the desserts though.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Listen, man, I don't. I don't understand what the big
deal is. People do this called in law.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
No, it's called cheating. Correct, That's why we're here.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Cheating is if I did something.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Also camp Hey, if it's not a big deal, why
did you tell Sienna?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
True? Valid point?
Speaker 12 (13:22):
Because it's part of my fantasy.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I don't need to have every day.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
O my god, it's worse for yourself.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The new trend they're saying for filler in twenty twenty
five is the designer nipple, which yes, oh you heard me,
Shelby Sauce desire nipple. It's filler for perkier oh nips
because quote, it's not something to hide anymore.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Okay, okay, don't I'm okay.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Isn't there other options? It's like, doesn't.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
Skim have bra with like a nipple on it?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
So like, m yeah, Well, according to this, there's an
influx because I guess people they're named a bunch of
celebrities to do it. They say, Florence Pugh does it,
Kendall Jenner, Belahadide apparently, so they're seeing people wear like
T shirts in the summertime would have like the nips showing,
and so to get that look, people are getting dermo
(14:26):
filter inside the nippies.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
Filler.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, one cc a filler per per each one.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (14:33):
I feel like that could cause issues later on in life,
like especially if you want to have children and you
want to like breastfeed, I feel like that could possibly
become up if you did filler when you were younger.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, it's also five thousand dollars yeah, per, so.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
Per's dollars total.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, just get some ice cubes, my guy. You know
what I'm saying. Like that seems like a much easier
type of a vibe around for there is that. So
this u plastic surgery doc in New York's been doing
it since twenty eighteen, so it's been around for a minute,
says at least uh, the last couple of months. So
it's gone through the roof.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. That's I mean to
each their own. I just know I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I would say this, I mean props to you if
you're so confident with everything else that that that's one
thing you like want to what everything else is perfect?
It's just nippies. Yeah, dude, good free. That's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
There's just cheaper ways like you can get there, no
doub nasty, Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I thought this was interesting for your Friday. The things
women don't realize they do and they text men that
make us feel weird. Okay, Okay, it's gonna make sense.
They go through because I was like, oh yeah, starting
with you attempt to qualify a man via text?
Speaker 9 (15:53):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Say?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
The point of taxing is create a PHN exchange that
makes a man want to meet you. Yeah, they'll never have.
And if you try to vet him through your initial
text like where'd you go to school? What kinds job
you have? Where do you live? How's your family? Like
doing the interview over text where it feels like it's
not fun.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Especially when you first start texting someone like I definitely
have done this though, when you're just trying to get
to know each other and it's like you do the
typical like what do you do for work? And I
don't like when people ask me that because it's like
it just because then it's just like only talking about
me and I want to know about you.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
It's also that that conversation is easier in persons and
you can actually talk about it.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I just love texting John.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
I understand girl. They say stop investigating and said have
a little fun. No, okay, you know everything right now.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
No, I'm just kidding. So I actually have stopped doing
that but I did used to do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Well, they say, when you when you keep it light
in fun, you entice a man to want to know
more about you talk on the phone than me. I
think that's fair. But what do you mean, like stop investigating?
Like so if we are just texting, we're gonna be like,
where'd you go to school? What are you living? Just
like like, hey.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
Okay, I thought you meant like looking them, like googling.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Them drinks on frowding yep, sounds good, and then leaving
it be ye confirmings.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
So keep googling them, just keep you're just hiding them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you don't know or you'll know their mom's a doctor.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Who you know that?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I just saw a TikTok remindy of Sauce where it's
like when you find out through research that his dad's
and actually his dad, do you tell him? I was like,
that'd be shelby find that out. They say, research and
jazz women, you might benefit keeping the text conversation light
and positive.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, if you had text brief or one word answers
back to him.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Okay, yeah, it means it doesn't like each other.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Well, I think dude's just so afraid of being screenshots
and like being an annoying guy too. So they say,
if you want to get the conversation going, need to
engage the other person. Your shirt greetings or responses won't
cut it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
If someone's sending me one word answers, I'm like, you're
not into me?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Well yeah, exactly. It gets even more. They say, if
you take the question how's your week going? What can
he say? But good? That's fair. Question doesn't lead anywhere good,
how's yours?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Good?
Speaker 8 (18:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
We could also, like hopefully they would just like you know, elaborate,
like say some more like hey, it's going great, like
blah blah blah. Like this guy was talking to this
summer when of the last text we had, he was like,
how's your week going? And I said, and I explained
what I did, and then I never talk to him.
A'm just kidding, I said, I didn't want to say.
That's so okay.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
If you lean with your ner gredients, they don't start
a tax shaing by saying what's up? You sent on
the maagine stive and just like everybody.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Else, if it's like are we talking about dating apps,
so because you're the one that's always texting dudes. Okay,
but if I say like hello, good morning or hey,
what's up? Like I have to wake up every morning
and if I want to maybe like date this guy,
like put effort in, but I have to like think like, Okay,
what's something quirky that I can say this?
Speaker 12 (18:50):
More?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Like, well, can I be a dude by guy?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
But it is a guy's job to text me in
the morning say good morning.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Fair because we always say that we're being too much.
So then we wait for guys and be like, hey,
good morning, and then we can be quirky and be like,
oh my god. You know today is like National ice
cream Day. Cool, we should take me out. I'll take
you out. We'll take each other out.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
They say, push yourself something more interesting. Yeah, I mean
Dad's birthday.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I would like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
It could be the most perfect person in the world.
They text me Hey.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Now, I'm never made text say because I like whenever
my friends tex me hey, I start to be like
is something wrong, Like what's.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, unless I'm a farmer and we're out of something,
don't text me hey.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
I feel like it's like a weird like way to
get just to like check to see if.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
They're available in that moment.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Yeah, like that's the only reason that I would do
that is to see like when you're available, because when
you text me back then I know you're free and
I could call or whatever it is.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
So I don't disagree.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
The next thing is that your questions are uninspired. Okay ooh,
it seems a little triggered there.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
No, but it's like so because I sent this to
you and I was like thinking, I like read that one,
I was like, what does that like?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
What they say? You want to have fun exchanges, don't
talk about work, you can ask they don't start their
at linger there get the more fun topics like why
he's watching on TV? Your favorite food? Okay, okay, sure,
I think works boring.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
But even I thought so like when I saw that though,
because I didn't read like the stuff below it, I
was I was just like looking over whenever the things were,
I was like uninspired. So now I have to like
really like deep dive and like something like I'm at
work texting you. I'm not going to be like over
here like what else?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
But he asked him also though, like if somebody's down
the apps, they've answered these questions a million times, and
we don't use with artists, like and if you don't
know a good interview, you can tell if an artist
has been asked the same question a billion times because
they give you such a oh I was such a
great thing to do this. But if you asked them
like why should ask your birthday? Oh my god, you
can just tell instantly they've been asked that question like time.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yeah, if I asked you what do you for a living?
I've been asked that sillion times.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
But also I remember I did an interview and I said,
how's your day going? And the person was so put
off that I asked how they were instead of asking
about like their music. They're like, nobody asked me that anymore.
And he was like actually kind of deep died into
stuff that was like, okay, it's.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
About the music.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
This wi again they sing a song about that because
it's cool. I just go sit a man too, so
like we can just kidding, I don't remember you can together, Yeah,
we should write together.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
This one's right for Ally Sauce. You ask awkward questions
that prompted awkward answers or.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Not at all, because I don't feel like there's any
of betweens, like some stuff I do want to know.
I'm like, oh my god, like what and then it's
like weird. Sometimes Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here's another moment of broadcast to brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed it, fake name.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Lauren, good morning, good morning. All right, so that you're
with this person for how long?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
It was a year?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
So one time I was at dinner with his family
and him, and I accidentally ogured texted his dad instead
of him, and.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Then his dad texted me back.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Oh my god, I was.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I told him.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
I was like, oh, like I.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Can't wait to see you in bed later.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
And he texted back and was like, oh, actually, like
let's do it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Oh god, you now? But his dad attractive or now?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Oh he was kind of Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Anything ever happened? Okay, okay, fake name Lorden. One second
you were in the running.
Speaker 14 (22:35):
I got nervous air for a minute because it was
like a pause and I was like, wait.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Wait to be the first time we've had happened before? Yeah,
fake name Mike good morning, good morning, all right, late on,
my brother, you're with this person for how long.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Years?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
God?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Wait? All right, they all know what fake name Mike, they.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Don't know slip were both of their older sisters?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
My man, Oh, why during the relationship of your life
that you spend to go she don't them with their
sisters also?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, yeah, apparently did like you know something, since the
stay envious of each other. That's the type of relationship
the sisters had. It was all of them was envious
of each other.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mike, was this Did this happen during the relationship?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yes, during the relationship, the first one with the middle sister,
she actually actually came stayed with us, like with her
boyfriend I kicked down with or somethingthing like that, and
she stayed with us, like, uh, about two months. And
I was working at a conveil belt company. I'm not
gonna say the name because it's local company, and uh,
(23:50):
they they I worked overnight and my girlfriend at the
time was she worked during the daytime. So the the
middle sister came in the room when I was sleeping
the in the in the during the day time and.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Yeah, yeah, convenient situation your face, And they don't have
to do.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And then then the other sister faked. Mike, how that happened?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
The other sister was over, it was on vacation, on
the vacation, she came on vacation. The wife went and
went out to it was your party. Yes, at the time,
my wife and home. She went out parted, and one
last another in the hotel.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
It happens, It happens. I think fake they Mike, and
I believe you rank them.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yes, the middle sister, the middle sister, the middle sister, definitely,
the wild Yeah, middle sister. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Where where where's your ex wife? Friend?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Feu dead last.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
To deal with you?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
She's the youngest.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I got you on one second. You're in the running.
We don't judge, sorry, and we don't judge. We listen
and we don't judge a little.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
And actually that's normal.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It's okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Mabby, good morning, good morning. You're with this person for
how long? Fake name Mabby?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Three years?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
They don't know that about halfway through the relationship, their
father hit on me and offered to pay my rent.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
Girl, And okay, I'm the judging, but I might have
taken the rent Okay, well I will say that.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
All right, my wait, you got the rent paid?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
You know I got that?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
Okay, wait, what did you do for your exactly?
Speaker 17 (25:59):
So just one month, we went on one date, he
gave me the money, and then at the end of
the day we split up and I went to his
son's house.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Shelby.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
I thought. I thought he was like giving away the money,
sugary situation. But you were still time icky ill. I
don't like that.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
In my defense, and I know everyone says this, but
my ex was horrible.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Okay, yes, I am going to do with his dad.
His dad was a smoke show too. I will say,
my ex boyfriend's dad hot going to do him. He sucks.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Okay, you're in the running. Sure, it's giving a band
a fake named Carmen. Good morning morning.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Thank you? You're with your ax for how long?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Okay? We were together for probably a little over three years, together.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Two different times.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
I Oh my gosh, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
So we were His mom and I were out shopping.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
One day and I found out that she had a
side business.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
She sold used and.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Unused underwear depending on what the buyer wanted, and if
I wanted to participate, yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, absolutely, make you like I'm Adam. So how much
was she making with these undies?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
This was back when even he was like really popular.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah I don't. I didn't participate, so I.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Don't even know him.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was a thing.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Was she like and this is would we guess that
if we saw her? Or no?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
No, no, no, not at all. And she was supposed
to work for you.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So I'm like, oh.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
My god, sure, okay, fake named Carmen went second of
the writing.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
In turn, John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Missed it, I saw this list in some of this stuff.
I was like, kind of a punch the gut if
you will. These pop culture events will be ten years
old in twenty twenty five. Oh you do you do?
Starting with Star Wars Returned, the Force Awakens was released.
Oh wow, ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Really?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I believe we all saw that in the theater in
Tampa around the time.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Beforetune almost like twenty seventeen. That's crazy radio in ten years, huh.
I haven't been in a radio for ten years, so
I says, says twenty fifteen, so you have been Yeah,
let's start in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Say bro, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Snapchat introduced filters.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Remember when everybody had the dogs, the no, the Crown,
the flower Crown.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Oh yeah, that was a huge shoe.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Really remember like the Butterfly one and that guy went
viral and vine. He's like, this is you know, this
is me. Now, this is me and casing. I still
say it to the same people.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Like I don't get like you could have sprink in
the rainbow vomit.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
The highest grossing movies ten years ago Jurassic World, okay, okay,
and so Avengers. I took to see that classic film. Yeah,
we say goodbye the Hunger Games movies at the time
Hunger Games mocking Ja Part two hit theaters. Nah yeah yeah.
(29:33):
Next thing was the selfie sticks were huge.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Whoa they were Yeah bring.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Them back baby, Yeah those were yeah, those were like
there was like really good ones and then there was
ones that basically did nothing.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
But now they have like tripods that turned too selfie sticks.
I mean you could definitely just like pick up a tripod,
but still.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah, the hoverboards were big.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
They were for all.
Speaker 15 (29:53):
Those Yeah there were all those videos of people like
wiping out of them.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yeah, well there's people that used at the airport. I'm like,
what the hell doing, dude, dumb took a but Apple
relase the iPhone six s and it came in the
row is gold color.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Oh wow, that was pretty big. I was like, the
biggest drop in my book. Still well, Wayne rapping about
it still stands out.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
That's fair, Alison. They need to start like naming these phones,
like actual names.
Speaker 15 (30:20):
Instead of numbers, because I don't know what number we're
on on sixteen.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
I only know that because I was at the store yesterday.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
That's fair. The Apple Watch came out ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Oh cool. I even know, like they dropped new ones
like yesterday when I was there, they all had like
these like looking like pads on their arm, and like,
I have an Apple Watch that I got last year, So
I'm like, why does yours look so serious?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Let me looking pads?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
It looked like think pat Not really, but they looked
like iPads on their Okay, they were so big, And
I'm like, is it because like I'm a woman that
I don't want something like that. I did not notice that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
I just looked it up.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
The Apple Watch series ten has a larger display with
up to more screen era It's it's.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Ten years ago Periscope launch the streaming app. Oh my god,
I totally forgot that that was the whole thing. Though
I download it, I never used it. Yeah, well then
I think Twitter bought it. So then became like that. Yeah,
you're right. Emojis became big, but mainly the peach and
eggplan moji debuted. Yes, absolutely, one of the biggest songs
(31:26):
of the year. Ten years ago, uptown funk Okay wows
also a Dell dropped to Low.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
I love that song.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's Drake dropped flame blank as you know?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Like?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
That's the third song.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Line rich Cluse so plus uh. Ten years ago Katie
Perry headline the Super Bowl halftime show. Oh that shark
out lost.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Who was never there?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
No ever? Ten years ago Zane left one direction. No, okay,
this one hurts the most for me. Taylor started nineteen
eighty nine too, or ten years ago? Dang, Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Wait didn't see that. That's where we say we saw
a reputation.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, nine, nineteen eighty nine was epic. It was fantastic cool.
At the time, was the highest grossing tour. There we go, Yes, yes, yes,
A couple more of these fifty Shades of Gray was released. Wow, horrendous.
That was terrible.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
I think wrote that I ruled din that hill and
then it was the most repetitive book I've ever read
my entire life.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
But then, like the movie, having not read the books,
it just stopped when she got in the elevator, like,
that's it. I went out, I settled on the theater.
That's it.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Well, there's like more books.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I didn't know that, bro.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
I don't think I ever watched the movies. The books
were so bad. I remember, like I let my friend
borrow them. I never asked for them back. That's yeah,
they're so bad.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Ten years ago, Steve Harvey accidentally announced the wrong miss Universe. Wow,
that was ten years ago. I forgot that dude. Ten
years ago, watched me whip watch me na a friend.
Speaker 9 (33:09):
Can I tell you that my ex boyfriend we met
ten years ago. He sent me a video home dancing
that song.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
And that's the one you ever so good?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Was like, I don't know if I want to know
this guy.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
The mannequin challenge. Remember everybody froze.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
A year later, we were also doing it.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah, dumb, that was dumb, dumb, so weird. Hamilton was
the hottest show on Broadway ten years ago. Nicki Minaj
call it Miley sarahs the VMA's Miley what was good?
Nikkis I like that?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
I swear, dude, just a sage being a sage.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
You know.
Speaker 14 (33:46):
Miley did not respond like that. Her response was like
based on it was ver, it was very and then
she just like moved on. She's like okay whatever, Like
she was so over it.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
She was very Hamiltina.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
I also think that's the same vm A that Miley
and Robin Thick got in the controversy, like the no
what it is because like she kind of grinded near
him and then he was married. Yeah, he fumbled Pau
Patton like.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
An idiot forgot it was.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I believed high school sweetheart too. I'm pretty sure like
they were together for a long time.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
I don't know the I think the Robin that was
twenty thirteen, when that was Robin Thick.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Marvel and Sony announced Tom Holland as Spider Man ten
years ago. Oh whoa, Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
He was a little baby.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
The mad Man ended Man ended ten years ago.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
I thought it ended like a Parks and rec Okay, okay.
Uh the season finale, Season five from now Game of
Thrones aired where everybody thought Snow is dead.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Still haven't watched it?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Everyone, Wow for the Willy Pulitzer collection of Target, Okay,
that was two years ago.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
That was like years ago, big of the time. Dude,
that like sold out immediately.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Yeah. Rihanna dropped, Uh they had my money.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Okay, a great song.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Besides how there's that Bieber dropped Sorry okay, okay, Daniel
Vado dropped cool for the summer.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
I did love that song. Wait, wait, that's the song
that No, no, that's one.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
And the biggest thing was the blue dress. Was that
blue dress was like all dress dress.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah, that was ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Dropics. I still see it on TikTok Sometimes I'm like, guys,
this is so long ago.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I want you can go.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Here, you can go get caught up with the intern
Johnny your Morning Shows.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Well, I get you on hold today. We're playing call
nine one one. Here's how it works. My mom's here
came Indeed, there's two teams, Team I Jan Sauce, Team
Eric and Rose. How works is there's somebody with emergency.
They have a bunch of cards. They call the nine
one one operator their teammate. They had to get their
teammate to guess what the emergency is without saying the
(35:52):
words they're underlined on the card. For instance, if it's
me and Sauce, Sauce is going to pick up the
phone down that on one, hold on there we go numbers. Yeah,
they ring ring hello, nine on one.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Okay, so day blank of blank at blank. So I
always describe this restaurant as it sits in your stomach
like a rock.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
It's about man, this is the worst. Hah.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Their food, like their fries, like their curly fries, is
like Arby's. Okay, Arby's.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
They sorry they ran on some of the army's but
what like I don't know what meat not the man
part that they ran on me at Arby's. Yeah, okay,
that's how it works, all right. Now Eric has emergencies
and col Rose was there. We go it's island and
(36:47):
then it's just like the local. Oh shoot mouns in
the computer. Oh no, all right, all right, ring ring.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Ency, there's a huge jackman in the thing that I
keep all of my uh what are they called? No,
I got there's a huge jackman. That's the underlying word.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I can't say.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
There's a wolverine in my it's in the back. You
put stuff inside of it like a back in your trunk. No,
and you put like a lawnmower in it. You put shed.
But what's the first word you say? It's in front
of shed. That's a no, it's.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Not a shed. That was a terrible corcial.
Speaker 13 (37:32):
There's there's things that I use that I can use.
But what is a hammer?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
It is?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (37:39):
There's ad?
Speaker 14 (37:43):
Yeah, it's really good in the back.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
I didn't say it wasn't good.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Be so happy? Pause and monassas Kelly, good morning, all right, Kelly,
do I have team I, J and Sauce play for
your team? Eric in Rose's see if again solid? Eric,
stand down.
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Here we going so many letters, Egency.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
I am completely covered in this slippery, slimy go and
I can't open the thing so that I can get inside.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
Covered in covered in honey.
Speaker 11 (38:27):
No.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
The other thing it starts it we use it as
kind of like lou but it's not lou but.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
It's loo baby.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Yeah, but not.
Speaker 13 (38:35):
That it's put it on your lips too, A vastly.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Open my to get into my apartment.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But what's it?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah, but the the door handle.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
No, but it starts with an S and it's the
door the zan Thank you one and get your information.
We got time for another quick round. Hold non sauce,
yes sauce, Hello, name on one stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 9 (39:13):
So so my this is the type of dog that
this guy idea at the beginning of the year has
And he has the same name as your dog.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
And yeah, which by we never talked about where that was. Okay,
it's spilled differently different.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
I also say that men have these kinds of dogs
like you can't trust them, even though.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Also wants one of those dogs. He was great, I
never want that dog.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Right, So, my French bull dog is drowning in this
is like what you put on pasta. It's a type
of Yes, my French bull dog is drowning a marin marisauce,
which I hope that never has any French terrible.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
All right, one more emurgency okay, got and and your emergency.
Speaker 13 (39:56):
All right, I got my giant thing with my headphones
are stuck in a thing that I hate walking through
when we go to restaurants.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
Hold on, you got your giant ears, but my head?
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Do you got your giant head stuck in the thing that.
Speaker 13 (40:13):
I can't stand when we walk through restaurants. They have
it at restaurants and you walk through it and I can't.
I hate going through those things.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Is it like the revolving door? They got your giant head?
Just the good stuff is intern John and your morning
shows he in case you missed it, fake name Misty,
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Your confession is interesting involves fiance. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:40):
Basically I sometimes tell my fiance that I'm going to
the gym, but I'm actually just going to my mom's
house to take a nap.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Okay, and see the question why not nap at your place?
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Because sometimes I just I need that alone time. I
just want to recharge. I don't want to have to
work out, and so my mom's house is kind of
that nice like rejuvenating escape.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Do we think that this would be a permanent thing,
like going on forever or what's like the goal?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (41:12):
Yeah, I definitely see this says is for everything.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Okay, just it feels too good.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Okay, no, shame of the game. Can I put you
on hold this one second? Yeah, for sure, let me go, Alicia.
Do you want voice change or no? No? I okay, Alicia,
what is your confession?
Speaker 17 (41:31):
It's not juicy at all compared to these. But when
I was younger, I just would play YouTube noise of
the vacuum sounds because I hate vacuuming so much. And
I finally told my mom that the other day and she.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Was like, Okay.
Speaker 17 (41:46):
I was like, I thought you would have heard.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
That is so.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Funny, Alsia. You figured out as a youth, I could
vacuum for real or you two vacuum noises and you
just play that loud as hell.
Speaker 17 (41:59):
Yeah, And then I would just kind of like run
the vacuum over the carpet to make it look like
the lines Twitter.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
So like to this day, I make my fiance vacuums that.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah, doesn't work for you, I hear it. Yeah, okay,
all right, second he's running. That is hilarious.
Speaker 9 (42:18):
That's so funny.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
That's one of those situations where you're smart, you work
hard to find solutions to the problem doing the work. Yeah,
that's funny. Hold on, let me voice change here. Fake
name Ashley, good morning, Good morning, I go your con
fashion is involved vacuums, not vacuum Okay, I'm a girl.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
My daughter's father and I we were together for like
twelve years.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Two years ago, I found mail that he.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Was using his uh quote unquote business trips to go
and visit his girlfriend. Well apparently, yeah, So I kind
of got sick of it, and I decided to ruin
his weekend.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
I also bake.
Speaker 7 (43:03):
He loves my cookies.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Made some cookies, might have.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Kept some ingredients in there that he's a little sensitive too.
And I got a phone call as soon as he
landed his plane. He had a horrible flight.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
The entire time.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
He didn't comprehend it was one of the cookies, and so.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
He kept eating them throughout the weekend and it just
kept happening.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
What a loser. Wait, so how'd you find out he
had a trifling side piece in the Carolinas.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Well, you know, women's instincts really kicked in. And I'm
not the type to go through the fan. But one
day I was sitting there and I just told these
messages coming from uber eats, so he even like had
received under like random stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
And eats ubers him. He goes up the gar.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Yeah, and they were pictures. There was other stuffs, and
then I finally started digging and I found everything out.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
It was It was horrible, but you know, two years
later we're doing great.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Okay, now we don't want to go to a concert.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
So okay, all right, all right, one second you were
in the uh running. Can we call that text about
the husband's ex real quick? I think they said they
can answer hopefully. A text from Mike in nine ninety
three three eight confession I have a celebrity crush on
someone on the show. I'm anonymous. Well, Mike, I'm flattered.
(44:32):
Can't be honest, brother, I get it.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Are you saying here the celebrity cross gros.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Du Who else would be be?
Speaker 9 (44:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Literally?
Speaker 9 (44:43):
No one just everyone has a crush on you.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
So that's what I've heard.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
Don't tell that, No.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Sauce just filled me in on something that we're gonna
have to wait till next week to dive into. Eric
thinks I'm hiding like hiding things. What I said, that's
kind of what you say. What do you mean I'm
high in the fact that I'm dating Eric this.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Yeah, I said, we all have decided that you're dating something,
you're dating again, and you just don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, in general, it's a completely different thing, I said,
dating in general, if you were locked down, I would know,
shut up.
Speaker 15 (45:26):
I think there is this a someone though, that has
tickled to fancy.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Yes, Annie Kendrick, gosh darn, I've been trying for years.
Just the good stuff.
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Speaker 5 (46:27):
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
But we're gonna start off this week's in case you
missed it. Obviously, we had a lot of snow this weekend.
Maybe you said, I don't like my neighbors. I'm gonna
pile all my snow on their car so they can't
get out of their car. We talked about how did
you get petty revenge? Let me go fake name, Sarah,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Good morning, are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Thank you? So this is on X what happened?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Yeah, so he was obsessed with like the Jigsaw puzzles.
Speaker 8 (01:06):
Okay, okay, and he had just gotten like this collector's puzzle,
so right after a breakup, I had taken a piece,
so when he goes to do it, he will never
be able to finish.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Here.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I love that. Now, how many relatively?
Speaker 8 (01:24):
I think about three thousand, two thousands?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh wow, I don't remember.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
But he was like really into the jigsaw puzzles.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh I know it was a thousand something, and I
was like, you know, you like to play mind games,
so let me just boggle the mind a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, sure, now, stupidquaestion. You pay damn Sara. When he
had finished the puzzles, where would they go?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh he would like to have them like framed or something,
or like you know, kind of like keep them out. Wow,
Like it would be like a little more funny.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, all right, fake damn. Sarah went second, you're in
the running that that's uh, that's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hold on, let me do this, no voice change?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Do you do?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
You do you? Christine? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
This was on a guy you saw for a little bit.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So basically we had dated for a couple of months
and he had broken up with me because he couldn't
see himself basically sleeping with me.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And uh, his best friend started working at the same.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Job that I worked at, and yeah, and I never
intended for it to.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Be anything, but we ended up. Me and his best
friend started dating.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, and now and he knows and everything.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
And me and his best friend have been together for
almost two.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Years at this point, y'all hang out together.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh no, he moved away.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
He moved to Florida.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Got you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's hilarious, all right, christ And one second you're in
the running. Also, good for the friend guy. Let me go,
fake name Megan. Good morning, Good morning. You got petty
revenge on your ex husband. What happened?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Well, I found out he was taking a boys only trip,
and I found out that the whole purpose of the
trip was for him and his boys to have a
little fun.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Without their spouses.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
So we found out where their cars were parked at
the airport, and I went up with the stair key,
and I drove it home and parked it in the
garage and acted like I had no idea what happened.
Oh came back from his week long trip and find
his car, called the police. They of course came thought
parked in the garage and they thought that he just
(03:45):
was crazy. And remember taking a ride something. It was
the best.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh my god, how did we find out that that
they're going on a boys shrip? This up with the girls?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Because I was friendly he worked with a guy I
was friends with his wife, and she called me to
ask if I knew about the trip and I said, no, did.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
They have girls?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
There?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Are they playing picking up girls at the bar?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
They plan on picking up girls?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Okay? Where are they going?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dominican Republic? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, yeah, resort, sure totally. Megan went, second, you're in
the running.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I mean, I guess it could happen, But that's like
I feel like guys like say that stuff and then
they get there they're like they have no game. They
just alone the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, that girls will hot. Go talk to her now,
she looks like she's having both her friends. How big
a loser do you have to be? Like, we're going
to do a trip to play on cheating?
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Yeah, they planned a whole trip to that's so gross.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Such a loser. Let me go fake name Abby, good morning,
Good morning, I yet Petty or avenge? How girl.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I put aching powder in my exos clothes before giving
them back.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Hell, yes, okay, okay, And and so do we know
if it worked?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, I have no idea. I hope it did.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yep. Okay, Abby. One second, you're the running. Hold on,
this is the very next level and we go Dean,
good morning, good morning, all right girl, Patty or revenge?
What happened?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So?
Speaker 10 (05:19):
I was a little estranged from my birth father but
still had some contact.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
And he died a few.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Years ago and they didn't list me as one of
his children in the obituary, but they did list his
loving cat Oreo. So I sent flowers to the funeral
home from the cat.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
You're loving cat Oreo?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I mean god, that is yeah, everybody know it was you.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
No.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Unfortunately that hasn't come full circle. But if it ever did,
because I am in touch with one half sister that
I share with him as a father, he's both of
our fathers. Anyway, I was hoping she would ask, and
she never has, but if she did, I was just
gonna say.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
New, Yeah, that's mate. All right, d one second, you're
in the running. A vote for your attacks nine nine
three three eight in Poolsville, Lauren, Good morning, good morning girl,
yet petty revenge?
Speaker 11 (06:18):
How petty petty? I'm petty petty lady was the harassing
my mom, like bullying her at work.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
She worked for the post office.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
She would like put stuff in her parking spot so
she couldn't park there. So I saved some of my son's.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Poopy diapers for like a week, and then in the
middle of winter, I.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Took them and smeared them all over her door handle,
so that when she came out in the morning, it
was frozen poop on her doorhead.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Eh. Did she ever stop?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
She?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
No, she stopped, but I don't think she ever knew
that it was me that did that.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
That's pretty second. Okay, that's pretty gross, But I know
she was so mean. Your mom's absolutely not one second.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, I don't play with my mama.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
I agree. You're in the running, Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's more of the roses on intern John in your
morning shows.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
In case you missed it, Hi is Caleb.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Speaking.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
My name is Hope and I'm calling you from a
local flower shop. Were called why Miss Flowers and you
actually won our contest of the week, So congratulations. You
won a free bouquet of a dozen red roses.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
Yeah, listen, I get these calls a lot. I work
from home, and I really don't have time to take
the stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
If you just like take me off the list, i'd
appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
I mean, it's it's not a list. You you entered
yourself into a contest, so I'm just calling to let
you know that you won.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, I know, I'm sure I didn't enter into any
any contest.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
It just I mean, we have them around downtown to
like the local coffee shops and stuff. We're just like
a new company, so we're just trying to get more
business for the holidays, especially like around Valentine's Day that
since that's coming up. But I mean, if you don't
want the flowers, I'm glad to like move on to
somebody else and just roll the dice again a kind
of deal. So let me know.
Speaker 12 (08:15):
So I don't have to sign up for anything, any
subscription or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
No, No, we don't need your credit card or anything.
We're just gonna send them to whatever you want, and
then once the flowers are out there in the wild,
we hope you'll just come back to us because you'll
love how they look.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
So I just I just get free flowers.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Do you under the contest. Maybe someone entered for you.
But yeah, they're free. They can go anywhere you want
and then hopefully you just like them and then you
come back.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Okay, I mean as long as again, I don't want
to I don't only want to give you my email.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
It's like, we don't even need your email. We just
need to know where they're going. You already have your
info because you entered the contest, so we have your
your first and last name in your email. So maybe
someone entered for you.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
And that maybe.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Sometimes my buddies play it as jokes.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
They do stuff like this, is this.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
A nice joke because you want Yeah? Yeah, all right,
Well guys, get the name of you the person that
you want to send them to, and then we'll go
from there.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I just send them to my girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Siena Sienna, and she's your girlfriend. Love that. That's a
beautiful name. I love that name. And then what it's pretty?
It is pretty? And the flower card it's just a
typical flower card. What do you want that to say?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Say?
Speaker 13 (09:36):
I love you?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
It's I love you. Do you want like a heart
or just well I love you?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
You put a little hard in that idea.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
I was like, I love your period. That's so like serious? Okay, cool,
do you mind if I put you on home we
get these together and then I'll get the address and everything. Sure,
all right, cool, thank you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Okay, hey, Siana, So we can uh want two things.
We can hang up that never happened, or we can
bring him back on and see what's going on.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
So to you, no, no, let's let's bring him back on.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Okay, once, let's find me on one second? Hey, Caleb, Yeah,
hey man, my name is intern John. I got sauce
and Rose here. We are doing a War of the
Roses on the show right now. Andy, your girlfriend Sienna
on the line as well, CN if you want to
say hello, Hye, nailed that, and so the reason we're here, Caleb,
(10:32):
we're doing War of the Roses because uh, Sienna found
out you were on dating apps and so we yeah,
well we're just confused actually because you being in a
relationship for three years. Why I'm bumble and why some
of the photos is she cropped out of?
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Is old?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Sienna?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
When is hanging on? One second?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Here?
Speaker 12 (10:55):
You're calling me from a radio station.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
That's well said.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
You were.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Do you have a bumble account?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
A bumble account?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah, this is all about.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Dating, yes, no question, really.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
It's yeah, it's no big deal.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
It's I have a what is that not a big deal,
it's a dating app?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Dating gap?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Now, it's it's dating app.
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Listen, hold on time out because people use that stuff
in different ways.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I'm not meeting anybody.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
I'm just down there tongueing the people.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
People.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
So, are you on like bumble BFF or friends or
are you on bumble dating that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I'm just looping around.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
It's no big deal around don't people?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, around on dating? Wait, Caleb Cale, let me tell
you as as as the other guy here, I get it,
and I know these women the crazy sometimes you're you're
just telling me that you're just on the dating app
just to see girls, not talking to him, because it's
not emotional, just like you want pretty girls. It's like
porn hub. I get it. So Ca, you're saying nothing's
(12:08):
wrong here. You just want to see local attractive females
in your area and see if they're also tracked to you.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Right right now, that is horrible.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Pretty much, you're stupid.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
People are like vulnerable and putting themselves out there on
these apps just for you to be a pig about it.
I don't like that at all. That's so gross, that's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Okay, look, I'm not doing it any Your.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Your name is too pretty to be with someone named
Caleb is the grown man.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Okay, you can't look like you. Guys don't look like No.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
And I'm saying and I don't even look.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
This is like being on a restaurants just out there
for three years.
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Will look at the desserts, but she doesn't cheat on
her diet. I can look at desserts too, you.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Dare you're talking to the desserts though.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Listen, man, I don't. I don't understand what the big
deal is. People do this called in law.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
No, it's called cheating. Correct, That's why we're here.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Cheating is if I did something.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Also camp Hey, if it's not a big deal, why
did you tell Sienna?
Speaker 9 (13:20):
True? Valid point?
Speaker 12 (13:22):
Because it's part of my fantasy.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
I don't need to have every day.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
O my god, it's worse for yourself.
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
The new trend they're saying for filler in twenty twenty
five is the designer nipple, which yes, oh you heard me,
Shelby Sauce desire nipple. It's filler for perkier oh nips
because quote, it's not something to hide anymore.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Okay, okay, don't I'm okay.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Isn't there other options? It's like, doesn't.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
Skim have bra with like a nipple on it?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
So like, m yeah, Well, according to this, there's an
influx because I guess people they're named a bunch of
celebrities to do it. They say, Florence Pugh does it,
Kendall Jenner, Belahadide apparently, so they're seeing people wear like
T shirts in the summertime would have like the nips showing,
and so to get that look, people are getting dermo
(14:26):
filter inside the nippies.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
Filler.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, one cc a filler per per each one.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (14:33):
I feel like that could cause issues later on in life,
like especially if you want to have children and you
want to like breastfeed, I feel like that could possibly
become up if you did filler when you were younger.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, it's also five thousand dollars yeah, per, so.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
Per's dollars total.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, just get some ice cubes, my guy. You know
what I'm saying. Like that seems like a much easier
type of a vibe around for there is that. So
this u plastic surgery doc in New York's been doing
it since twenty eighteen, so it's been around for a minute,
says at least uh, the last couple of months. So
it's gone through the roof.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. That's I mean to
each their own. I just know I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I would say this, I mean props to you if
you're so confident with everything else that that that's one
thing you like want to what everything else is perfect?
It's just nippies. Yeah, dude, good free. That's fantastic.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
There's just cheaper ways like you can get there, no
doub nasty, Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I thought this was interesting for your Friday. The things
women don't realize they do and they text men that
make us feel weird. Okay, Okay, it's gonna make sense.
They go through because I was like, oh yeah, starting
with you attempt to qualify a man via text?
Speaker 9 (15:53):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Say?
Speaker 5 (15:54):
The point of taxing is create a PHN exchange that
makes a man want to meet you. Yeah, they'll never have.
And if you try to vet him through your initial
text like where'd you go to school? What kinds job
you have? Where do you live? How's your family? Like
doing the interview over text where it feels like it's
not fun.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Especially when you first start texting someone like I definitely
have done this though, when you're just trying to get
to know each other and it's like you do the
typical like what do you do for work? And I
don't like when people ask me that because it's like
it just because then it's just like only talking about
me and I want to know about you.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
It's also that that conversation is easier in persons and
you can actually talk about it.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I just love texting John.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
I understand girl. They say stop investigating and said have
a little fun. No, okay, you know everything right now.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
No, I'm just kidding. So I actually have stopped doing
that but I did used to do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Well, they say, when you when you keep it light
in fun, you entice a man to want to know
more about you talk on the phone than me. I
think that's fair. But what do you mean, like stop investigating?
Like so if we are just texting, we're gonna be like,
where'd you go to school? What are you living? Just
like like, hey.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
Okay, I thought you meant like looking them, like googling.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Them drinks on frowding yep, sounds good, and then leaving
it be ye confirmings.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
So keep googling them, just keep you're just hiding them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you don't know or you'll know their mom's a doctor.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Who you know that?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I just saw a TikTok remindy of Sauce where it's
like when you find out through research that his dad's
and actually his dad, do you tell him? I was like,
that'd be shelby find that out. They say, research and
jazz women, you might benefit keeping the text conversation light
and positive.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, if you had text brief or one word answers
back to him.
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Okay, yeah, it means it doesn't like each other.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Well, I think dude's just so afraid of being screenshots
and like being an annoying guy too. So they say,
if you want to get the conversation going, need to
engage the other person. Your shirt greetings or responses won't
cut it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
If someone's sending me one word answers, I'm like, you're
not into me?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Well yeah, exactly. It gets even more. They say, if
you take the question how's your week going? What can
he say? But good? That's fair. Question doesn't lead anywhere good,
how's yours?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Good?
Speaker 8 (18:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
We could also, like hopefully they would just like you know, elaborate,
like say some more like hey, it's going great, like
blah blah blah. Like this guy was talking to this
summer when of the last text we had, he was like,
how's your week going? And I said, and I explained
what I did, and then I never talk to him.
A'm just kidding, I said, I didn't want to say.
That's so okay.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
If you lean with your ner gredients, they don't start
a tax shaing by saying what's up? You sent on
the maagine stive and just like everybody.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Else, if it's like are we talking about dating apps,
so because you're the one that's always texting dudes. Okay,
but if I say like hello, good morning or hey,
what's up? Like I have to wake up every morning
and if I want to maybe like date this guy,
like put effort in, but I have to like think like, Okay,
what's something quirky that I can say this?
Speaker 12 (18:50):
More?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Like, well, can I be a dude by guy?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
But it is a guy's job to text me in
the morning say good morning.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Fair because we always say that we're being too much.
So then we wait for guys and be like, hey,
good morning, and then we can be quirky and be like,
oh my god. You know today is like National ice
cream Day. Cool, we should take me out. I'll take
you out. We'll take each other out.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
They say, push yourself something more interesting. Yeah, I mean
Dad's birthday.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I would like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
It could be the most perfect person in the world.
They text me Hey.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Now, I'm never made text say because I like whenever
my friends tex me hey, I start to be like
is something wrong, Like what's.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, unless I'm a farmer and we're out of something,
don't text me hey.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
I feel like it's like a weird like way to
get just to like check to see if.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
They're available in that moment.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
Yeah, like that's the only reason that I would do
that is to see like when you're available, because when
you text me back then I know you're free and
I could call or whatever it is.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
So I don't disagree.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
The next thing is that your questions are uninspired. Okay ooh,
it seems a little triggered there.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
No, but it's like so because I sent this to
you and I was like thinking, I like read that one,
I was like, what does that like?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
What they say? You want to have fun exchanges, don't
talk about work, you can ask they don't start their
at linger there get the more fun topics like why
he's watching on TV? Your favorite food? Okay, okay, sure,
I think works boring.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
But even I thought so like when I saw that though,
because I didn't read like the stuff below it, I
was I was just like looking over whenever the things were,
I was like uninspired. So now I have to like
really like deep dive and like something like I'm at
work texting you. I'm not going to be like over
here like what else?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
But he asked him also though, like if somebody's down
the apps, they've answered these questions a million times, and
we don't use with artists, like and if you don't
know a good interview, you can tell if an artist
has been asked the same question a billion times because
they give you such a oh I was such a
great thing to do this. But if you asked them
like why should ask your birthday? Oh my god, you
can just tell instantly they've been asked that question like time.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Yeah, if I asked you what do you for a living?
I've been asked that sillion times.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
But also I remember I did an interview and I said,
how's your day going? And the person was so put
off that I asked how they were instead of asking
about like their music. They're like, nobody asked me that anymore.
And he was like actually kind of deep died into
stuff that was like, okay, it's.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
About the music.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
This wi again they sing a song about that because
it's cool. I just go sit a man too, so
like we can just kidding, I don't remember you can together, Yeah,
we should write together.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
This one's right for Ally Sauce. You ask awkward questions
that prompted awkward answers or.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
Not at all, because I don't feel like there's any
of betweens, like some stuff I do want to know.
I'm like, oh my god, like what and then it's
like weird. Sometimes Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here's another moment of broadcast to brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed it, fake name.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Lauren, good morning, good morning. All right, so that you're
with this person for how long?
Speaker 6 (21:49):
It was a year?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
So one time I was at dinner with his family
and him, and I accidentally ogured texted his dad instead
of him, and.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Then his dad texted me back.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Oh my god, I was.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I told him.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
I was like, oh, like I.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Can't wait to see you in bed later.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
And he texted back and was like, oh, actually, like
let's do it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Oh god, you now? But his dad attractive or now?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Oh he was kind of Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Anything ever happened? Okay, okay, fake name Lorden. One second
you were in the running.
Speaker 14 (22:35):
I got nervous air for a minute because it was
like a pause and I was like, wait.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Wait to be the first time we've had happened before? Yeah,
fake name Mike good morning, good morning, all right, late on,
my brother, you're with this person for how long.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Years?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
God?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Wait? All right, they all know what fake name Mike, they.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Don't know slip were both of their older sisters?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
My man, Oh, why during the relationship of your life
that you spend to go she don't them with their
sisters also?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, yeah, apparently did like you know something, since the
stay envious of each other. That's the type of relationship
the sisters had. It was all of them was envious
of each other.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mike, was this Did this happen during the relationship?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yes, during the relationship, the first one with the middle sister,
she actually actually came stayed with us, like with her
boyfriend I kicked down with or somethingthing like that, and
she stayed with us, like, uh, about two months. And
I was working at a conveil belt company. I'm not
gonna say the name because it's local company, and uh,
(23:50):
they they I worked overnight and my girlfriend at the
time was she worked during the daytime. So the the
middle sister came in the room when I was sleeping
the in the in the during the day time and.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Yeah, yeah, convenient situation your face, And they don't have
to do.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And then then the other sister faked. Mike, how that happened?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
The other sister was over, it was on vacation, on
the vacation, she came on vacation. The wife went and
went out to it was your party. Yes, at the time,
my wife and home. She went out parted, and one
last another in the hotel.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
It happens, It happens. I think fake they Mike, and
I believe you rank them.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yes, the middle sister, the middle sister, the middle sister, definitely,
the wild Yeah, middle sister. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Where where where's your ex wife? Friend?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Feu dead last.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
To deal with you?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
She's the youngest.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I got you on one second. You're in the running.
We don't judge, sorry, and we don't judge. We listen
and we don't judge a little.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
And actually that's normal.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It's okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Mabby, good morning, good morning. You're with this person for
how long? Fake name Mabby?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Three years?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
They don't know that about halfway through the relationship, their
father hit on me and offered to pay my rent.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
Girl, And okay, I'm the judging, but I might have
taken the rent Okay, well I will say that.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
All right, my wait, you got the rent paid?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
You know I got that?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
Okay, wait, what did you do for your exactly?
Speaker 17 (25:59):
So just one month, we went on one date, he
gave me the money, and then at the end of
the day we split up and I went to his
son's house.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Shelby.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
I thought. I thought he was like giving away the money,
sugary situation. But you were still time icky ill. I
don't like that.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
In my defense, and I know everyone says this, but
my ex was horrible.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
Okay, yes, I am going to do with his dad.
His dad was a smoke show too. I will say,
my ex boyfriend's dad hot going to do him. He sucks.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Okay, you're in the running. Sure, it's giving a band
a fake named Carmen. Good morning morning.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Thank you? You're with your ax for how long?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Okay? We were together for probably a little over three years, together.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Two different times.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Okay, and they don't know what.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
I Oh my gosh, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
So we were His mom and I were out shopping.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
One day and I found out that she had a
side business.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
She sold used and.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
Unused underwear depending on what the buyer wanted, and if
I wanted to participate, yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, absolutely, make you like I'm Adam. So how much
was she making with these undies?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
This was back when even he was like really popular.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah I don't. I didn't participate, so I.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Don't even know him.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was a thing.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Was she like and this is would we guess that
if we saw her? Or no?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
No, no, no, not at all. And she was supposed
to work for you.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So I'm like, oh.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
My god, sure, okay, fake named Carmen went second of
the writing.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
In turn, John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Missed it, I saw this list in some of this stuff.
I was like, kind of a punch the gut if
you will. These pop culture events will be ten years
old in twenty twenty five. Oh you do you do?
Starting with Star Wars Returned, the Force Awakens was released.
Oh wow, ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Really?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I believe we all saw that in the theater in
Tampa around the time.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
Beforetune almost like twenty seventeen. That's crazy radio in ten years, huh.
I haven't been in a radio for ten years, so
I says, says twenty fifteen, so you have been Yeah,
let's start in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Say bro, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Snapchat introduced filters.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Remember when everybody had the dogs, the no, the Crown,
the flower Crown.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Oh yeah, that was a huge shoe.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Really remember like the Butterfly one and that guy went
viral and vine. He's like, this is you know, this
is me. Now, this is me and casing. I still
say it to the same people.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Like I don't get like you could have sprink in
the rainbow vomit.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
The highest grossing movies ten years ago Jurassic World, okay, okay,
and so Avengers. I took to see that classic film. Yeah,
we say goodbye the Hunger Games movies at the time
Hunger Games mocking Ja Part two hit theaters. Nah yeah yeah.
(29:33):
Next thing was the selfie sticks were huge.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Whoa they were Yeah bring.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Them back baby, Yeah those were yeah, those were like
there was like really good ones and then there was
ones that basically did nothing.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
But now they have like tripods that turned too selfie sticks.
I mean you could definitely just like pick up a tripod,
but still.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah, the hoverboards were big.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
They were for all.
Speaker 15 (29:53):
Those Yeah there were all those videos of people like
wiping out of them.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yeah, well there's people that used at the airport. I'm like,
what the hell doing, dude, dumb took a but Apple
relase the iPhone six s and it came in the
row is gold color.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Oh wow, that was pretty big. I was like, the
biggest drop in my book. Still well, Wayne rapping about
it still stands out.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
That's fair, Alison. They need to start like naming these phones,
like actual names.
Speaker 15 (30:20):
Instead of numbers, because I don't know what number we're
on on sixteen.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
I only know that because I was at the store yesterday.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
That's fair. The Apple Watch came out ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Oh cool. I even know, like they dropped new ones
like yesterday when I was there, they all had like
these like looking like pads on their arm, and like,
I have an Apple Watch that I got last year, So
I'm like, why does yours look so serious?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Let me looking pads?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
It looked like think pat Not really, but they looked
like iPads on their Okay, they were so big, And
I'm like, is it because like I'm a woman that
I don't want something like that. I did not notice that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
I just looked it up.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
The Apple Watch series ten has a larger display with
up to more screen era It's it's.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Ten years ago Periscope launch the streaming app. Oh my god,
I totally forgot that that was the whole thing. Though
I download it, I never used it. Yeah, well then
I think Twitter bought it. So then became like that. Yeah,
you're right. Emojis became big, but mainly the peach and
eggplan moji debuted. Yes, absolutely, one of the biggest songs
(31:26):
of the year. Ten years ago, uptown funk Okay wows
also a Dell dropped to Low.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
I love that song.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's Drake dropped flame blank as you know?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Like?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
That's the third song.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Line rich Cluse so plus uh. Ten years ago Katie
Perry headline the Super Bowl halftime show. Oh that shark
out lost.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Who was never there?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
No ever? Ten years ago Zane left one direction. No, okay,
this one hurts the most for me. Taylor started nineteen
eighty nine too, or ten years ago? Dang, Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Wait didn't see that. That's where we say we saw
a reputation.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, nine, nineteen eighty nine was epic. It was fantastic cool.
At the time, was the highest grossing tour. There we go, Yes, yes, yes,
A couple more of these fifty Shades of Gray was released. Wow, horrendous.
That was terrible.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
I think wrote that I ruled din that hill and
then it was the most repetitive book I've ever read
my entire life.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
But then, like the movie, having not read the books,
it just stopped when she got in the elevator, like,
that's it. I went out, I settled on the theater.
That's it.
Speaker 9 (32:44):
Well, there's like more books.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I didn't know that, bro.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
I don't think I ever watched the movies. The books
were so bad. I remember, like I let my friend
borrow them. I never asked for them back. That's yeah,
they're so bad.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Ten years ago, Steve Harvey accidentally announced the wrong miss Universe. Wow,
that was ten years ago. I forgot that dude. Ten
years ago, watched me whip watch me na a friend.
Speaker 9 (33:09):
Can I tell you that my ex boyfriend we met
ten years ago. He sent me a video home dancing
that song.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
And that's the one you ever so good?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
Was like, I don't know if I want to know
this guy.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
The mannequin challenge. Remember everybody froze.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
A year later, we were also doing it.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah, dumb, that was dumb, dumb, so weird. Hamilton was
the hottest show on Broadway ten years ago. Nicki Minaj
call it Miley sarahs the VMA's Miley what was good?
Nikkis I like that?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
I swear, dude, just a sage being a sage.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
You know.
Speaker 14 (33:46):
Miley did not respond like that. Her response was like
based on it was ver, it was very and then
she just like moved on. She's like okay whatever, Like
she was so over it.
Speaker 9 (33:56):
She was very Hamiltina.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
I also think that's the same vm A that Miley
and Robin Thick got in the controversy, like the no
what it is because like she kind of grinded near
him and then he was married. Yeah, he fumbled Pau
Patton like.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
An idiot forgot it was.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I believed high school sweetheart too. I'm pretty sure like
they were together for a long time.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
I don't know the I think the Robin that was
twenty thirteen, when that was Robin Thick.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Marvel and Sony announced Tom Holland as Spider Man ten
years ago. Oh whoa, Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
He was a little baby.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
The mad Man ended Man ended ten years ago.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
I thought it ended like a Parks and rec Okay, okay.
Uh the season finale, Season five from now Game of
Thrones aired where everybody thought Snow is dead.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Still haven't watched it?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Everyone, Wow for the Willy Pulitzer collection of Target, Okay,
that was two years ago.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
That was like years ago, big of the time. Dude,
that like sold out immediately.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Yeah. Rihanna dropped, Uh they had my money.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Okay, a great song.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Besides how there's that Bieber dropped Sorry okay, okay, Daniel
Vado dropped cool for the summer.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
I did love that song. Wait, wait, that's the song
that No, no, that's one.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
And the biggest thing was the blue dress. Was that
blue dress was like all dress dress.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah, that was ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Dropics. I still see it on TikTok Sometimes I'm like, guys,
this is so long ago.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I want you can go.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Here, you can go get caught up with the intern
Johnny your Morning Shows.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Well, I get you on hold today. We're playing call
nine one one. Here's how it works. My mom's here
came Indeed, there's two teams, Team I Jan Sauce, Team
Eric and Rose. How works is there's somebody with emergency.
They have a bunch of cards. They call the nine
one one operator their teammate. They had to get their
teammate to guess what the emergency is without saying the
(35:52):
words they're underlined on the card. For instance, if it's
me and Sauce, Sauce is going to pick up the
phone down that on one, hold on there we go numbers. Yeah,
they ring ring hello, nine on one.
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Okay, so day blank of blank at blank. So I
always describe this restaurant as it sits in your stomach
like a rock.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
It's about man, this is the worst. Hah.
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Their food, like their fries, like their curly fries, is
like Arby's. Okay, Arby's.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
They sorry they ran on some of the army's but
what like I don't know what meat not the man
part that they ran on me at Arby's. Yeah, okay,
that's how it works, all right. Now Eric has emergencies
and col Rose was there. We go it's island and
(36:47):
then it's just like the local. Oh shoot mouns in
the computer. Oh no, all right, all right, ring ring.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Ency, there's a huge jackman in the thing that I
keep all of my uh what are they called? No,
I got there's a huge jackman. That's the underlying word.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I can't say.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
There's a wolverine in my it's in the back. You
put stuff inside of it like a back in your trunk. No,
and you put like a lawnmower in it. You put shed.
But what's the first word you say? It's in front
of shed. That's a no, it's.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Not a shed. That was a terrible corcial.
Speaker 13 (37:32):
There's there's things that I use that I can use.
But what is a hammer?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
It is?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (37:39):
There's ad?
Speaker 14 (37:43):
Yeah, it's really good in the back.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
I didn't say it wasn't good.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Be so happy? Pause and monassas Kelly, good morning, all right, Kelly,
do I have team I, J and Sauce play for
your team? Eric in Rose's see if again solid? Eric,
stand down.
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Here we going so many letters, Egency.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
I am completely covered in this slippery, slimy go and
I can't open the thing so that I can get inside.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
Covered in covered in honey.
Speaker 11 (38:27):
No.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
The other thing it starts it we use it as
kind of like lou but it's not lou but.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
It's loo baby.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Yeah, but not.
Speaker 13 (38:35):
That it's put it on your lips too, A vastly.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Open my to get into my apartment.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But what's it?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah, but the the door handle.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
No, but it starts with an S and it's the
door the zan Thank you one and get your information.
We got time for another quick round. Hold non sauce,
yes sauce, Hello, name on one stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 9 (39:13):
So so my this is the type of dog that
this guy idea at the beginning of the year has
And he has the same name as your dog.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
And yeah, which by we never talked about where that was. Okay,
it's spilled differently different.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
I also say that men have these kinds of dogs
like you can't trust them, even though.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Also wants one of those dogs. He was great, I
never want that dog.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Right, So, my French bull dog is drowning in this
is like what you put on pasta. It's a type
of Yes, my French bull dog is drowning a marin marisauce,
which I hope that never has any French terrible.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
All right, one more emurgency okay, got and and your emergency.
Speaker 13 (39:56):
All right, I got my giant thing with my headphones
are stuck in a thing that I hate walking through
when we go to restaurants.
Speaker 15 (40:05):
Hold on, you got your giant ears, but my head?
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Do you got your giant head stuck in the thing that.
Speaker 13 (40:13):
I can't stand when we walk through restaurants. They have
it at restaurants and you walk through it and I can't.
I hate going through those things.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Is it like the revolving door? They got your giant head?
Just the good stuff is intern John and your morning
shows he in case you missed it, fake name Misty,
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Your confession is interesting involves fiance. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:40):
Basically I sometimes tell my fiance that I'm going to
the gym, but I'm actually just going to my mom's
house to take a nap.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Okay, and see the question why not nap at your place?
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Because sometimes I just I need that alone time. I
just want to recharge. I don't want to have to
work out, and so my mom's house is kind of
that nice like rejuvenating escape.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Do we think that this would be a permanent thing,
like going on forever or what's like the goal?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (41:12):
Yeah, I definitely see this says is for everything.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Okay, just it feels too good.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Okay, no, shame of the game. Can I put you
on hold this one second? Yeah, for sure, let me go, Alicia.
Do you want voice change or no? No? I okay, Alicia,
what is your confession?
Speaker 17 (41:31):
It's not juicy at all compared to these. But when
I was younger, I just would play YouTube noise of
the vacuum sounds because I hate vacuuming so much. And
I finally told my mom that the other day and she.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Was like, Okay.
Speaker 17 (41:46):
I was like, I thought you would have heard.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
That is so.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Funny, Alsia. You figured out as a youth, I could
vacuum for real or you two vacuum noises and you
just play that loud as hell.
Speaker 17 (41:59):
Yeah, And then I would just kind of like run
the vacuum over the carpet to make it look like
the lines Twitter.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (42:05):
So like to this day, I make my fiance vacuums that.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah, doesn't work for you, I hear it. Yeah, okay,
all right, second he's running. That is hilarious.
Speaker 9 (42:18):
That's so funny.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
That's one of those situations where you're smart, you work
hard to find solutions to the problem doing the work. Yeah,
that's funny. Hold on, let me voice change here. Fake
name Ashley, good morning, Good morning, I go your con
fashion is involved vacuums, not vacuum Okay, I'm a girl.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
My daughter's father and I we were together for like
twelve years.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Two years ago, I found mail that he.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Was using his uh quote unquote business trips to go
and visit his girlfriend. Well apparently, yeah, So I kind
of got sick of it, and I decided to ruin
his weekend.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
I also bake.
Speaker 7 (43:03):
He loves my cookies.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Made some cookies, might have.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Kept some ingredients in there that he's a little sensitive too.
And I got a phone call as soon as he
landed his plane. He had a horrible flight.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
The entire time.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
He didn't comprehend it was one of the cookies, and so.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
He kept eating them throughout the weekend and it just
kept happening.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
What a loser. Wait, so how'd you find out he
had a trifling side piece in the Carolinas.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Well, you know, women's instincts really kicked in. And I'm
not the type to go through the fan. But one
day I was sitting there and I just told these
messages coming from uber eats, so he even like had
received under like random stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
And eats ubers him. He goes up the gar.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Yeah, and they were pictures. There was other stuffs, and
then I finally started digging and I found everything out.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
It was It was horrible, but you know, two years
later we're doing great.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Okay, now we don't want to go to a concert.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
So okay, all right, all right, one second you were
in the uh running. Can we call that text about
the husband's ex real quick? I think they said they
can answer hopefully. A text from Mike in nine ninety
three three eight confession I have a celebrity crush on
someone on the show. I'm anonymous. Well, Mike, I'm flattered.
(44:32):
Can't be honest, brother, I get it.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Are you saying here the celebrity cross gros.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Du Who else would be be?
Speaker 9 (44:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Literally?
Speaker 9 (44:43):
No one just everyone has a crush on you.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
So that's what I've heard.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
Don't tell that, No.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Sauce just filled me in on something that we're gonna
have to wait till next week to dive into. Eric
thinks I'm hiding like hiding things. What I said, that's
kind of what you say. What do you mean I'm
high in the fact that I'm dating Eric this.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Yeah, I said, we all have decided that you're dating something,
you're dating again, and you just don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah, in general, it's a completely different thing, I said,
dating in general, if you were locked down, I would know,
shut up.
Speaker 15 (45:26):
I think there is this a someone though, that has
tickled to fancy.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Yes, Annie Kendrick, gosh darn, I've been trying for years.
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Intern John in your morning shows, you missed it and
that does it for another eye. See why am I?
In case you miss it, my name is Hoodie. Can
follow me on all social media's at Andrew Hoodie CEQ
pictures of my dog Teddy. I kind of post a
daily story of the song I think of the day
with him, which is kind of cute. Little his little
(45:56):
winter jackets say that five times fast.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
You can also follow the show at YMS Radio. We
did a ton of content with the snow earlier this week.
We know as a paint of the butt, but we
tried to make as light and fun as we could
with the snow because snow seems fun back in the
day when you're a kid about as an adult is
not as fun. But we got a ton of content
going up there, and with the Ravens and the Commanders
playing the playoffs this weekend, we'll keep you up to
date everything you need to know with that as well.
(46:22):
But I do hope you have a great weekend and
until next week's in case you missed it, I'll talk
to you next time.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
I want to sneak began Monday's show.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
He intern John and your Morning show on their socials
at Ymass Radio.
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