June 7, 2025 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it up, Man waking up, This
is out DC and Moore Wake you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ready to start the show with Injured Johnny your more show, Yo,
What's Hondy?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Back again with another I See Why am I? In
case you missed it, where we have the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern John in your Morning Show, put in one
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See where we're at. But we got to kick off
this week's I See Why Am I? With What are
they saved as in your phone? Whether it's a code name,
(00:58):
whether it's not their name, of what do they have?
What do you have as them in their phone? Fake name, Melissa,
good morning, good morning. They're in your phone is what.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They're in my phone?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
As guy from Daddy Frog.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Okay, And for those of us who don't know what's
Daddy Frog.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So it's actually a combination of two bars.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
So Senior Frog is a restaurant slash.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Bar around the d MB area.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Yeah, and I actually.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Confused it with another bar that I was at that
same night, which is called Talco Daddy that used to
be open in Frederick.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
So I had too.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Many drainings and I accidentally combined the.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Two names and he just stayed at that in my phone,
Got Daddy, have you seen Daddy Frog? Since no, all right, kidnap,
I fake dame lessa one second. I do also say
people based on where I know I'm from, like I
have like sausage friends or my phone as like Chelsea,
so it looks like I have a bunch of like
whole family there. But just like I suc that's what
(02:04):
I do, is like save from where I met you from,
I don't. I also don't do the first name, last name.
I put it all on the same line.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
That drives me insane. Why because I need to have
everybody's first last name saying even when I met guys
on when I had dating apps, I'd always be like,
what's your last name? Because I'm too old to be
saving you as like Kevin Bumble.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
That's fair.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, that's that's too much work.
That's where I describe what they are like. You know,
I'm not gonna put their picture in there.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
That's fair. That's fair. Let me go hold on to
do fake name, Laura. I need you a tiptoe around this.
First of all, who is this person?
Speaker 10 (02:40):
A guy that I met nice?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
And he's in your phone as what?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Okay? And why are you seeing your phone as shorty poohstain.
Speaker 11 (02:53):
Because we had a really nice time we got out.
We weren't into me in a bit for a while,
you know after you know.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sitting here talking and everything. And when he got up.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Like a street ye, well I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah. And so is this at your place or a
Shoddy's place?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It was my place forget Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, okay, Lauren or Laura one second you're in the running.
And how you don't realize that either in the moment
as the person. I mean, that's a hold on, let's
go in California, Maryland. Bree, good morning, we have morning.
This person is who to you? First of all?
Speaker 12 (03:45):
Okay, so I was kind of call off girl when
he answered, it's actually my kid's dad, and we have
this running joke because you take so long in the bathroom.
So it was Halloween and my kids actually did it.
And so they put him in my phone because he
was in the bathroom for forever and they put a
(04:05):
little He came out and they were like, Daddy, were
you making a spooky dookie? Now now he's in my
phone with a ghost emoji and a.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Little spooky dookie. It's fantastic.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Great.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
One second, you're in the running. Vote for your fairest
by way over tax nine ninety three three eight. Hold on,
let me go the voice change fake named Grace. Good morning. Alright,
So I set this up girl. You caught your ext cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, and so what happened?
Speaker 10 (04:38):
So I quot him shooting, thank you denied, and I
quote him cheating. So I saved her name in his
phone as my sneaky link. And when she called, he
was like computer, so like caught and exposed at the same.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Probably give him bit of a heart attack as well.
So when you can find him. Did he come cleaning like, yeah,
I was doing naughty things.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I mean no, he was like this is something like
somebody Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Is the rush. Absolutely, yes, Okay, faked and Grace whol on.
One second, you're in the running, let's go. Uh, fake
name Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You have people save your phone as what.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The graveyard emoji?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
That's a page of sausage book. Yeah, So why you
do that? Is that for people who have passed on?
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Or for for what?
Speaker 10 (05:31):
That's for people who've done me dirty old friends exes?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
How deep is your graveyard fake name Lisa, We're.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like at twelve or thirteen?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Okay, Now do you delete the conversations as well? Or
is it like when the graveyard text you you can
kind of figure out who it is based on the
previous talking.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
No, I keep I keep the text just in case,
just to kind of figure.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Out who it is.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Sure not totally lost?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Sure? Okay? All right, Faith Daly. So once you're in
the running, I had a friend. Uh, actually it might
have been me. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.
I had. I think it's now almost positive, so I
gonna say it's a friend. I almost thinks is my
story where my girlfriend this years ago, probably in college,
would have like my name and then hearts and then
take away a heart each time she was mad, and
(06:19):
like that was like the warning side. I'm almost positive
that was me and it didn't quite work out.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, because I remember bringing up I think into
my therapist. She's like, ye, it's not normal. I'm like,
oh yeah, now I say it out loud. Yeah, I'm
really good disassociating with things.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
But like, yeah, that is like a bit odd because
it's like that meme where it's like take away a
letter of his name. Yeah, yeah, until and then if
you like he's messing up and his name's gone, then
break up with him, and like that's how you decide.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
It's a lot of mistakes too. That's also just like.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
If your name's like Joe, you got three strikes.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Are out by Joseph. If you're Ian, that's it's like, yeah,
you don't even know what that's even short for. Yeah,
I think so or anything. Maybe like you just have
to go by Benjamin en names Ian. No, my name
is Ian, but you can call me Benjamin.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
But like you like start taking a girl and you
find out that that's what she did with to like
her ex and you're like, no, I'm I don't go
by ben, I go by Benjamin. I just like that
was short for hint on hinge, but.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
That's where those things are. Hopefully you'd like that'd be
a sign of like this so too.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
But like you know, sometimes guys are stupid when the
girl's really hot. But girls are the same way. So
it's okay, no doubt. I'm just saying not me though, No,
never you my head's straightened hair all the time.
Speaker 14 (07:30):
I just googled it and Ian is short for John
apparently anthan are you kidding no.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
John?
Speaker 14 (07:38):
It's also a Scottish Gaelic version of John. That's what
That's what it says. It is commonly a short form
or version of the name John. According to this website.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
All right, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows In case you missed it, HI calling for.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Kyle please, Hey, Kyle's t believe in the morning bull right,
I put you in hold talk to the show real quick? Yeah, sure,
one second.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
The sun.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
When one knee but still aiming to please Tim My
left is I'm getting you in, Get you in. Where
is Shelby Lane?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Anywhere you want to go?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Oh boy, I'm not gonna say. I was thinking okay,
And Tim My right is Claara Bell raising Hell special
guests on the line right now. Five letters, one name, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Is that you.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Kyle, Welcome to the Morning Bull Ride. I got a
fantastic news, Kyle. I got somebody in our secret isolation chamber, Kyle.
Now the reason they're in this chamber, Kyle, they told us,
if we asked you, you are the last person to
saw damn naked without their knickers on, without their other
clothes on them, cheeks all over the place. Now, Kyle,
(09:07):
here's the thing. You say their name and you get
something special. You get a free cruise you and this
person to Jamaica. It's beautiful this time of year. Now, Kyle,
do you understand the rules of the secret slace chamber
as I have explained.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It to you.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
If I do the name of person saw naked?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yes, most recently the last person you saw naked. They're
in our secret slace chamber. They told us, when we
ask you, you're gonna say their name. You say their name,
you win the Cruise of Jamaica. Very simple, very simple.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm down to me.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Oh, I know you're damn brother. I'm the count of three.
One to go three Daniel and Brittany. You say Danielle
or Brittany. Yeah, so that's two people toge there. But no,
it's it's I made I didn't explain it. It's the
last person though, So the last the last person that
(10:07):
saw that. You saw nacan, I saw both the naked.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
So that's all I'm making you.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's all I make you.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Okay, Yeah you Brittany? Is that you?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
No, it's Ashley, that cracker.
Speaker 15 (10:28):
No, you're fine, Kyle.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Uh No, keep going, You're fine, go for it. Ashley insist, Kyle,
you are such a freak.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You're actually six. Yeah yeah, Brittany, I thought you were
going to say Kim.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah yeah. So Kyle, real quick, my name is intern John.
I got Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing
a War of the Roses on the show and need
to let you know that that is your girlfriend, Ashley.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
The reason we're here, Kyle, Well, first of all, let
me ask you this, why do you think your girlfriend
almost to here in a few months?
Speaker 16 (11:01):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
You're cheated.
Speaker 17 (11:04):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Okay, follow question, follow question, fair, follow question and unrelated.
Why did you see Danielle and Brittany naked together?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
This?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Follow question?
Speaker 17 (11:15):
Well, well, you know, I'm in the hell from the
mannetic and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
I'm trying to work at the hospital.
Speaker 17 (11:21):
I saw somebody naked.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's that's all. I'm naked.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Together. Hold on, wait, did you say you're trying to
work at a hospital. Yeah? Yeah, So why would you
see two women naked together? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
They've had a little skinner irritation from you know, uh
was out in the woods and stuff like that. So
I mean, you know, analyze it, make sure every Sorry.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Okay, So assuming that's true, why who's Kim? I guess
the better first question?
Speaker 17 (11:55):
I don't know who Kim is?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yeah, if you have Ashley, what do you want to say?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
You're actually a sick o and a cretan. Next time
you go to the bathroom, make sure you bring your
phone with you, especially if it's going to take thirty minutes.
Speaker 13 (12:12):
Close to she called me from your phone and we
would well, she went through it.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And she told me about Brittany, Danielle Kenny.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And how many are you rotating dude, how do you
manage your time that well?
Speaker 17 (12:29):
Yeah, I mean I got to say I saw Daniel
Daniel Brittany naked because of you know, they had this.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Irritation thing, and I mean, I'm saateful to ask you these.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Kim person, let me ask you this two weekends.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Ago the weekend, let me ask you this, and Brittany.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm gonna catch you off, Ashley. But Kyle, if you've
been dating Ashley from US a year, wouldn't she have
heard of Danielle and Brittany if you're comfortable enough that
they showed you theirselves naked together?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 17 (12:56):
I mean, I mean I thought she had heard of
I thought their friends of mine. I mean, so I
thowt might I mean, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
What are they attractive?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I mean they're pretty women, but I.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Mean, yeah, you know and so and they got yeah,
and they got poison all over the privates and that's
why they are naked in front of you.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Do you even have medical trade?
Speaker 9 (13:17):
I was about to ask, how what's your expertise that
they're getting naked in front of you, to be like,
what's the skin and why do they both have it?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
They were out in the woods together and they both mad.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Yeah, what was though?
Speaker 9 (13:33):
What are the.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Uh the woods?
Speaker 17 (13:40):
You know a boy the park?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, that totally Wait the ones, wait, the ones of
the grass and the trees. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Want more roses, go to y M S. Right, I
want to get to this. Our main goal to show, honestly,
is happy, healthy relationship. That's what we want you to
be as happy healthy no matter what it is. As
long as you're good, we're good too. Future flaking there's
scene is going to be a huge thing this coming summer.
As we're getting to like there's more things to do
(14:17):
and there's more options. You'll make plans with somebody to
kind of almost reserve the table, if you will, yeah,
and then like if a better option comes though, you'll
just go the better option, if that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
But it's also like summer gets packed so fast, like
every single weekend I have packed until the middle of July, damn.
So it's like really difficult right now to make plans
for friends' birthdays. So I literally did that yesterday where
my friend came over to get something and I was like, yeah,
let's put it on the calendar for now, just because
I don't know if I'm even able to do that.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
But this, the thing is more like manipulative than what
you're doing. This is like people, Yeah, this is people
who have who know they're not going to fall through.
Oh so coreing the psychologist. It's a form of decid
honesty used to create a false sense of security and
emotional attachment in relationships.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Oh so like you're making someone feel like, oh, we're
still like good friends because like they want to hang
out with me that day and do this.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I would say, mar So you probably had like a
hookup and then said, well we'll go out next week.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Oh like you're in a situationship and they are like, oh,
why won't you take me on a day And it's like, oh,
let's go out next week. I'm just slaying with work.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, we're gonna go out. I can't wait to take
you to NAT's game. We're going to OS game. We're
we're gonna do the OS game then go pickles before
and like you're setting up things that sound like actual plans,
but your ass knows you're like I'm not fad. Yeah, Okay,
there's a better chance to be on Mars than be
at campin yards. Yeah, I mean that's kind of like
the vibe.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
I feel like this happens a lot with like people
like more acquaintance, people like oh, you should catch up
for we should get lunch sometimes, or like we should
need to get drinks, let's get together, and then it
never happened.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Yeah, like we should really hang out like yeah, that
so the doc says it's using these ideas to create
emotional closeness but actually doing the work to make those
promises real. It's a gift with nothing inside.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Sure, I can see that, especially if you're just with
somebody that you don't want anything serious to happen with.
You're seeing them on and don't love that.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Well, I think in that way too, you can lie
to yourself that you didn't just use them because it's
like no, but they see they're not upset now, Well, yeah,
because you're lying to them like that's like yeah, they
say people may feature fake for the same reasons they
nip play others to get what they want from someone
without respecting them enough to put in their share the work.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Yeah, that's not great doing that.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
They say they often see control relationships to avoid confrontation
and deflect criticism by promising a better future.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Also like during the summer, you know, don't do that.
Don't really start time during summer, do it during winter.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I do think dudes are experts at buying time, and
I've said that forever on this show, Like, dudes will
buy time. If you want to commitment, I'll give you
a key to my place. Yeah, buy some time, or
like the promise ring thing, or we'll get a pet,
or we'll move in. There's some dudes who are expert
just like kicking the can a little bit further and
a little bit further and not really giving up much.
But because they it's seems like it's a big, a
(17:01):
big thing. I gave you the key to my place.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
I mean, there's no one busier than an emotionally unavailable
man with their career.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
So that's true. I always said that. So the science
doc says to watch out for future faking if you
discuss moving in together early in the relationship by not
making any moves towards that.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Oh yeah, I mean, why discuss it, You're not going
to be like, all right, let let's do this and
this to get there.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Mm hmm. Well they say you might your partner might
bring up the idea of moving together, which make you
feel excited. If it seems a little bit too early
move in, that's probably a sign. Well yeah, like they're
trying to show you like I'm thinking about commitment. But
now also to the moving in thing. It's like, if
I know you have a year lease and IV your lease,
it's a pretty easy thing to be like, we should
move in when the lease is up.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
That is true, I was gonna say, I mean, I
think that's pretty easy though, to have a conversation about
the whole lease thing when you probably know when the
others correct.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yes, yeah, which it would be a very douchey thing
to do when you know they can't break their lease.
N when this is when you're when you're truly to
your leases over, Yeah, we'll move in, it'll be great.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Absolutely. If theyke plans and cancel last minute.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Yeah, I mean they don't. They probably don't want to
hang out with you.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
M m.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
They're just like putting that on your calendar so you're
like happy.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Yeah. They say, whether it's something big, like a vacation
or something small like a dinner, then they then cancel
at the last minute, making me feel the hope and
acitment are lost.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Yes, I think that's yeah, that's pretty common though in
dating these days.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I also think the future faker will plant those seeds
though that they're going to bail. Yeah, like I sland
to work right now and then slowly, but.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Honestly like it with my friends and myself with dating,
Like when I was dating last summer, and then people
would start or not people, but the guy that I've
been hanging out with, he would make plans with me
and then he'd be like, oh, let's reschedule for tomorrow,
and he did that twice. I was like, I'm not
going to keep waiting for tomorrow, and then I ended
it with him. And I think he's probably what he
wanted honestly because he just couldn't use his words. But
I think that that's pretty common in dating. Yeah, I
(18:49):
give it like two times reschedule and I say, you
let me know, Like that's the guy. I was like,
I'm not going to let you tell me anything. I
remember just like, hey, I don't want to do this anymore.
Good luck, I said, good luck to you soccer. You
and I before the show's I told somebody it's in
your court. I'm not gonna keep chasing you. That's not
how that works.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
So yeah, if this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
Is in case you listed.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
So this etiquette expert unfortunately had to put out the
unwritten rules of being a wedding guest that nobody follows
like they should. Okay, and these are things everybody should know, yeah,
but unfortunately don't. Starting with being a good wedding guest
goes beyond just showing up and giving a gift like
that doesn't like you check your box off, your responsibilities
are done. I think that makes sense. Starting with late
(19:38):
rsv P is the silent killer of etiquette.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
True, I just especially, I mean I don't. I don't
mind getting wedding invites. I love weddings. I just do
forget to RCP Lately, when I get them, I do
it right away. Yeah, but usually I forget. Yeah, it
says messes with everything from seating charts to catering orders. Yeah,
I think that's fas a deadline, they have to give
numbers in by a certain date.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I had a friend who got married last year, last year,
last year, as asking like how it was going, he goes, well,
there's people who are telling me they're coming. Yeah, Like,
well I talked to them and they don't realize we
have a hundred other people coming. Like, yeah, that's that's crazy.
But I told you I signed the hallway. Yeah, oh
that's not that's not ul Yeah that doesn't help with
(20:26):
like what we want for food and yeah, other things
going on. Yeah, they say, people don't realize how much
it depends on the file counts. Yeah, that makes sense.
The next one is actually going to the ceremony. Okay,
So like if you're invited to the wedding, the ceremony,
go to the ceremony, like the after party, because that's
the thing that's the whole So rude to not go
(20:49):
to the ceremony. Yeah, and I get it that that
party is where the food and the alcohol is. Yeah,
but the wedding, the whole point is ceremony, the part
where the they wed each other.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
Just make sure you read like the time rights. Like
sometimes my mom once went to a wedding that I
was in, and she read the reception time as a
wedding time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
So she walked up.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
She didn't know that she'd missed the ceremony. Oh I
felt really bad for her.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Oh yeah, oh god, that would suck.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah, So the experts says, the ceremony is the whole
point of the day where couples make their vows, usually
in front of their nearest family and friends. Yeah, you
won't come across as a good friend if you skip
the nuptials. Yeah, because that segondals, You're only there for
the food and drinks, not for the marriage. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes,
I like, can we not draw it out?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Like I know that that's like the trend now where
we don't do long nuptials, but I have been to
weddings where it was like an hour long thing and
I did not love that.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Well, I think that the weddings that I think are
smart art have the ceremony, and I understand doing the
photos afterwards, but then like there's nothing worse. And when
you go their reception hall and there's nothing, then there's
no cocktail hour. Yeah, it's like, so I'm already hungry
and I'm gonna sit around here for an hour and
just kind of really kind of wait, yeah, that's like
the absolute worst. I think at Hoodie's wedding, they had
stash if I can say this, they stashed in some
(22:07):
White Claus, remember, because that was like, well, they had
a cocktail hour, like they were very nice, and they
stashed on some special drinks because I knew, oh yeah,
folks in the showing a drink White Claus they did.
They did very nice. Okay, so yeah, says the clare
messagejoining there for food and drinks. Another wedding guest tip,
which is also crazy, as has to be known, don't
bring up plus one if it's not written on the invitation.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I don't disagree if I always if I've I've gotten
invites that say uh and guess, and then when it
goes to actual fill it out, there's nothing there to
put who the guest is. So I'm like, wait, do
I really Yeah, I'm like, do I really have a
plus one? So I just confirm.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Can you imagine how horrified you would be if you
were invited to a wedding as somebody's plus one and
then found out they didn't have a plus one?
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Well, that happened to me when I looked in Georgia.
Guy invited me to a wedding and I literally got
ready for it and he called me. He is like,
I just realized I actually don't have a plus one,
And I said, well, why did you think that you
have plus one? He's like, everybody gets plus one weddings
and I've been to a million weddings, and I'm like,
that's not true.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
I mean imagine going to like the table and realize like, oh,
there's no place for that would be I would I
would draw myself in the fact.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
I would just leave, honestly, like this year, am I gonna.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Go paint my grass or something?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Absolutely. They say your invitations should specify in many words
and guests or else your plus one is not allowed. Yes,
I think that's fair. The open bars and weddings are
a fun perk, but don't be the guest who's draining
the bar dry. Okay, so fair.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
And also tip the bartenders.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's make sure you tip them
undred percent. They say, good rules to limit yourself to
one drink power, that's fair. I feel like that's like
a standard. Yeah. Wait, honey, correct me if I'm wrong.
Didn't you put us furthest away from the bar intentionally?
Am I making that up? I think he did?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Or away from people, so because we're allowed?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Yeah? What was am I making it up? Or was
because we were away from the Ruckus?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Is what we did?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I thought we were the ruckus you are, but from
further Okay we were, we were from the bar. But
it wasn't intentional. Okay, this guy worked out that way.
I mean, you guys did hang out by the bar
the entire night. Into the bar. At one point they
had to get your to get to your white claws.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
I do well, no, because during the when we were eating,
they weren't serving any more alcohol and I didn't know that.
And I had just finished a white call, so I
was like, I'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
And then the guy Coffee's stealing white call. It's fine.
I tipped him a lot.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
He was very nice. Anything don't want nobody had dashed
a bunch of trolleys for me.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
That's what it was. Also like the bartenders don't care,
like they're not getting the liquor feet Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
And I already tipped him. He's like, no, you're cool,
and I was like, no, you're cool.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
In that moment.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
And also another thing a few of the whites I've
been to they won't allow shots at their wedding because
they don't want.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Which I understand that.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Yeah, the first wedding I was ever or the second
wedding I was ever in, they didn't. They the shots
just almost ruined the whole reception because people passing in
add and so you know.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Crazy I was that I was in my buddy's wedding,
that might be the pandemic. And it's like, hey, do
you know the venue is not outside liquors. If I
was the problem, I was like, Hey, as long as
you're not idiots like dry wedding, the employees there don't care,
like there it's the GM whatever. As long as we're
not idiots and hide the evidence, I can't care.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I am worried my brother's weddings coming up in two
weeks and he was like, do you have low blood pressure?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Like what you're drinking?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I need blood pressure problem?
Speaker 14 (25:32):
Is that like an alcohol thing or a standing up thing?
Because I know if you stand.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
For a while and like.
Speaker 14 (25:40):
If you have like if you have blood pressure issues,
if you're standing, you.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Could pass out. You're worried about your health of everybody
else get the same morning, because I'd be offend texting
me privately about the blood pressure. You the side, But
are you okay? Stand up here like.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Haven't you seen me a the world?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Like I said, my job?
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
The last one kind of obvious is don't wear white.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Now the controversial color is red.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Really well, I heard that was also like an old
timey thing meaning and it meant that you had slept
with the groom.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Really I don't.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
I heard I heard that somewhere that that was like
a thing back in the day if you wore a
red it meant you.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Had slept with the group or something like that.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
I don't think i've borne burgundy the weddings is that.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
I think the older version of the red.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, fake.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Name Megan, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Alright, girl, bat in love poker? What you got for us?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Well, first, I have to say the most amazing His
family was crazy. Okay, Uh, we're engaged. And when we
saw them recently they told them about the wedding, it
was I can't come and oh my god, that's the
same dat as insert his a strange sister's name and wait.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
So the congratulation, right, So when you when you told
them you guys were having a wedd and they said
they couldn't come.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yeah, some of them, like that was the first thing
out of their mouth. And I was like, okay, cool,
especially because we planned everything.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yeah, wait around them, I can't come.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
I was like, I say, it is the last minute.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
No, it's in a year that they.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Know, they schedule that far in advance. They're really busy
that we can't.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Yeah, okay, I can't get too many details.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Okay, faked one second, you're in the running. Hold on,
let me do this. Let's go in Springfield, Chelsea. Good morning,
Good morning, how are you do well? Thank you, bat
and love poker. What happened girl? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
So I had just had mine and my husband's first
born or daughter, and we brought her home from the
hospital two days after she was born, and my mother
in law came over like immediately, within twenty minutes after
we got home. And so I was sitting in the
living rooms with my husband my mother in law, and
(28:22):
she's holding the baby and she looked at my daughter.
She's like, oh, she has a big nose just like
her mother.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Oh my god, crazy wow. Yeah, And to be clear,
my nose isn't really that big.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And it was just insult to injury because I had
no sleep and I was so hormonal because I just
had a baby.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Was it one of those things Chelsea where when she
said it she realized I came across wrong or she
was a daggy think so no, shed No, she never
realizes when she says things come off wrong.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
It No.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It bothered me for a long time until like months
later my husband brought it up. And she's not from America,
and so when my husbands brought it up, she's like,
oh no, like a bigger nos in in our country
is a good thing. Yeah, And it's like you've lived
here for like forty years.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, I understand. Yeah, that's I get that. Okay, Chelsea,
one second, you're in the running. Can we call this
text about the groceries, because that is I don't even
know where to begin with that. Let me, God, there's
a lot of these. I'll we go in Parkville. Amy,
good morning, good morning, right, your mother in law girl
(29:37):
laid on me, what's happening?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
So she's still my husband and I've been together for
thirteen years, and she still has very large photos.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
One on each side of her couch of him and
his high school girlfriend.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
She also asked my husband, like I said, we've been
together thirteen years. We are in a racial couple. I
cannot have any more children. And she also asked him
on the phone one day, not knowing I was there,
when he was going to have her black grandchild.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Oh my goodness. Okay, and has she always been they.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Have a pain?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Amy, Not till we got engaged. Okay, we had a
very good relationship the first four years. And was your
husband always like Mommy's a little angel. Oh yeah, he's
Mommy's boys all the way. Okay, all right, Amy Hall,
one second, you're in the running. See that thing to
me is because there's been no and this is no nothing,
(30:34):
no slight to any ex girlfriend. There's been no girl
I've dated. My mom would leave photos of them up
in the house, ye know what I mean, Like and
it's nothing. It doesn't matter if it's them, it's just
like she just wouldn't do that. My mom wouldn't do
that either, because she likes me more than whoever I've
dated like a high school girl for I think that's
so weird. Yeah, it's odd, it's not a move. Let
me go. Okay, here we go, Fake named Kate, good morning,
(30:54):
Good Ali girl. Laid emmy what we got?
Speaker 18 (30:58):
So he had an elegant sixteen birthday party and we
had the you know, we didn't want a lot of people,
so everybody can bring up bus line. While my mother
in law decided to bring my husband to ex girlfriend
as her first one to my daughter.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
And so ex girlfriend from like high school or obviously
your daughter sixteen? So is she this was this the
ex before you? A most recent one?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
It was probably two before me.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
It was probably like seven years before we got together.
But still it was just crazy, like.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Yeah, yeah, so fake name Kate, it's odd that your
mother in law did that. But to the ex though, yea,
why I would never want to go to want of
ex's kids' birthdays.
Speaker 19 (31:47):
No, yeah, she didn't like me anyway, so I guess
she just did it to be that's so weird, like,
why are you bringing a kid into it that has
nothing to do with any of them?
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Okay, Fake name Kate, hold on once some Hart's winner,
vote for your Favorite nine ninety three three eight attacks
and Bethesda Junine, good morning, Oh no, qu call our back,
waste loss her the grocery one, please fall back. Let
me go out in Pasadena. Look at that chow the
hum of one Shelby sauced that Morgan, good morning, good morning.
(32:18):
Now is this mother in law? Is she also from Pasadena?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
One, Bernie?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Oh wow? Is all right? Laid on the girl? What
you got?
Speaker 20 (32:27):
So we my young thing? I work looking dinner one
night and she was also smoking a cigarette, and she's
overheard I'm part of the conversation where I said that
the burgers were nice and juicy, and she thought I
was talking about him in that department.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
And she walked inside and said.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
Oh, I'm so glad he's so good in that department.
Speaker 17 (32:45):
I haven't seen it since he was a.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Kid, and it makes me so sad, and it makes
me so happy.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
He's so good down there.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Why, oh god, what Bernie, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (32:58):
He has called him sex multiple times as well.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Okay, that's so weird. Is he an only child? Yeah,
oh he's a little praise to the family for her, yeah,
just for her. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 17 (33:14):
So uh.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Margaret Hall one second you're in the runing. I pray
that my mother never hears the word juicy and thinks
of me. I would hope that that's never even like,
was she drunk? Maybe it's Glenburnie bruh And yeah I
love Glenburney passing.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
I know you love Lamburnie. You go there so often.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Who doesn't.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Intern John in Your Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Yeah Jason missed it. Second date update on Intern John
in Your Morning Show. The only thing worse than dating
in twenty twenty five is when you find somebody you
think there's a vibe with you, think you too, get
along great, then they stop talking to you. We try
to see what's going on. Katie. Good morning, Good morning.
(33:57):
So let's get into this. You you and Leo met
through mutual friends.
Speaker 15 (34:04):
Yes, we got set up by our friends. So I
was thinking, Okay, well they know me and you know
they know him, so this might work.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
So yeah, well you don't mind me asking. So the
first date was about a week and a half ago.
When were you first made aware of him? Like, when
did your friends say, Hey, I had this guy? I
thank you too? Would be great.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
I think it was like about two weeks ago, and
they were kind of talking him up and showed this
picture and I mean he looked great.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
And I was like, Okay, well I guess I'll give
it a chance.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Why not, Okay, And so from that he reaches out
to you. We text a little bit and then we
decide to have a day date.
Speaker 15 (34:44):
In your words, yes, yes, I always decide. I mean
lately I've been doing coffee dates, which is great because
like I love coffee. I love the morning and or
the afternoon, like like at lunchtime, we get a coffee
and walk around. So that's what we did.
Speaker 17 (34:58):
Ok.
Speaker 15 (34:59):
We got a call and it was really fun and
we talked and we walked through this actual cemetery.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
So okay, all right, And so that was about week
and a half ago. In your email you mentioned you
guys have made plans to go to a Nats game.
Speaker 16 (35:16):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Yes, I bought tickets for the Nets game and I
was like texting you back and forth, and I was like,
I'm show credit, you show credit. And I bought a
shirt and hat and uh and then things kind of turned.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah and uh yeah, so you paid the tickets yourself yes, okay.
And then when you guys talked about going to the game,
had you selled on, like hey on this day, that's
when we're going.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Yes, yeah, And I thought it was down, but I
was and he didn't answer and I was like hello,
and but then I was like, you know, maybe he's
to do with work. And then I was texting and
he did not answer, and I was like, I bought
these tickets, like let's happening.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yes, in that case, it's not even like a ghosting
as much as like he I mean he believe off.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Yeah, and he let you and everything.
Speaker 15 (36:09):
Yeah, I was a bummer and I tried to find
a friend like last minute, which is really really tough.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
And yeah, okay, so let's do this.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
I'll call Leo, drag him on, get his side, because
I would be very annoyed if I was you. So
I guess at this point then are you just more
so confused or do you want to see him again?
Speaker 15 (36:30):
I'm confused and I would like to.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (36:34):
I think I would like to see him a guest,
but like I just want to know why this happened.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
I understand.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Okay, so let me let's drag him on.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Real quick.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Hold on hello, I calling for Leo please. Yeah, hey man,
it's intern John and I got Austin Rose here as well.
Can I talk to you on the show real quick?
(37:03):
Nothing bad, Just need like a minute and a half
of your time.
Speaker 16 (37:10):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
I I one second. So we're doing a second date update.
I had somebody on the other line, Katie, if you
want to say hello, Hello. Nailed it, and so Leo
Katie reached out out to us mentioned you guys met
through friends had a coffee slash walk date. By week
and a half ago, you guys had agreed to do
a nants game. She got tickets and you kind of vanish.
(37:32):
We're trying to see where your heads at. Man, what's
happened in the last week and a half so she
can figure out her life or what she wants to do.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah, I had
a great time.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Actually just ran into an X recently and.
Speaker 16 (37:54):
You guys have just we started talking and you know,
just kind of a building and feeling and started building
up and I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Just want to see what real quick. So when you
and Katie went on the coffee and walking date, had
you been in contact with X or X that was afterwards.
Speaker 16 (38:16):
No, it's totally random.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Okay, but that doesn't answer the question was this before
your date with Katie or after day with Katie? Like
had you was the X already come back.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
After after?
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Okay? So you leave the day with Katie and pl
are doing nas game, you bump in your ex, and
then you decide to kind of abandon.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Okay. Are you with that?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 16 (38:48):
You know, we're talking, but it's nothing like I mean,
I'm still down to go to the game Katie if
you want, Like I'm still down to go to that.
Speaker 9 (38:57):
If you want literally buy tickets and gear and then
didn't want to use your words and tell her, hey
branto a next we might like I want to see
where things go.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Well, Katie, where's your head at? Because I'm I'm curious.
Speaker 15 (39:11):
I wish you had given me some information, like texted
me or called me. But I mean now, but I'm
hearing that you're talking to your ex like I don't
really want any part of this unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Right Leo and they guys to clarify, So are you
you're not You're saying like there's still possibility and the
X might get together? Am I understanding that?
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Right?
Speaker 16 (39:33):
I mean, yeah, we're just talking right now.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
You know, I don't know about you guys. Hold are
you team Katie or team Leo?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you missed.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
It in the Eastern Shore. Heather, good morning, Hi, good
morning girl. How dumb?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Well?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
First of all, how long did you date this person?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
For?
Speaker 13 (39:55):
About a year?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Okay? And how dumb were they?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Heather?
Speaker 21 (40:00):
I sent him to the store to pick up some
tampons and he called me and he said, are you
a righty or a lestie? I was very confused and
I said I don't understand. He said, well it says
r an l.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
So yeah, are your lady bits a right, a righty
or a LESTI that's hilarious.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Mean oriented till two o'clock or ten o'clock. This means
a full question.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Absolutely? Did you blow his mind? Heather with like moither
you're ambidextrious?
Speaker 21 (40:31):
I actually thought of I was a righty, So I
truly believe to this day he still thinks that women
are righties or lestie.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
That is amazing? Is this one of those things to
other where when you tell people and they know him,
they go, oh, yeah that that checks out.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's like really sweet. That's so innocent.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Well, that's there's like that great meme of like are
you put in sport mote or not? Because like sport
it is. I've gotten tampons before for girlfriends. It is like,
I have no idea, what the hell's going on? Are
they different flavored? Like what do we have?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
No idea?
Speaker 6 (41:05):
None?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
They are different flavored. So like that's like when it's
at that time of the month, he tastes crepe or cherry,
depending on which one you're lying, like Elle Lemon probably
hold on, You're hold on like the ours just like regular.
But Elle's definitely lemon.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I don't believe you. Wait, what are you even taste
a tampon? No, that's a lie, dude? Are you talking
about That's? Okay? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
All right?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
What do you think it does? Since your bloodstream and
it makes everything you taste all boy?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
High school? No, sisters, I have no idea. Okay, that's
all right. I don't I think go lying to me. Okay,
I'm not even gonna ask people for text because I
know they'll be okay, wan in a while, do hey
real quick, Rainy listening in Florida, Good morning and good morning? Hey,
Sauce is lying to me?
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:58):
No, not at all? See okay, Rainie different it's.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
I think if you put it in your nose, that
will happen to you too.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
Okay, all right? How dumb is your actions?
Speaker 12 (42:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
He was so dumb he watched the documentary It was
a fake documentary about mermaids.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
Woke me up to tell me that they have discovered
that mermaids are real, Like I know is what you're
talking about too? That is hilarious. I love that. Okay,
excuse me?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
How dumb are you make it?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
How long are we asked together for Rannie? Do I
have to say for twenty oh? No we were married
for twenty three years? Oh wow, all right, second, we'll
get you a coffee for a listen in Florida. Everybody's
texting that you're not lying to me?
Speaker 9 (42:46):
Yeah okay, like the ice stance for Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
In Hampstead, Am I, good morning, good morning? Real quick?
Is Sauce lying to me? Or is this true? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 19 (43:03):
Yeah for sure?
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Always been that way?
Speaker 10 (43:05):
Or no always did.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
You guys are so lucky. Weren't anything cool like that?
Speaker 9 (43:09):
We're already like miserable when we have it. So that's
why they like, let's kick it up and you.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Can do like strawberry than chocolate one days, it's like
a Sunday think about that.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
Well, we do want like I think that they just
want us like physically eating chocolate when that happens. Like
I don't know who they are, just did they do
like a creator?
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Okay, mister tamp Emma, So your ax was how dumb.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Dominos that he was.
Speaker 18 (43:32):
Twenty five years old and was using his mom's.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
Credit card to pay for several.
Speaker 18 (43:36):
Only fans subscriptions gonna find.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Oh wait, s Emma, did you find out because his
mom told you?
Speaker 13 (43:44):
No, I found out and told her because it comes
through it doesn't say like only fans on the bank account.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
It says like something else.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
But I already knew we broke up, so but that
was like I let I let her know before I left.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Okay, Oh my god, all right, Emma. One second in
the running, a bunch of Texans saying their favorite tampon
flavor is cotton candy.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Yeah, I mean, I haven't tried that one.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Somebody said the RS for Raspberry. I don't again, I
don't know. I feel like an idiot not.
Speaker 9 (44:11):
Knowing If this someone takes in not I'm a liar,
prove it.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I feel like an idiot. I had like this would
be one of those things where later on my mom
is gonna be like, did you really think I'm like
you never told me. I have no idea, Uh, Lisa,
good morning.
Speaker 15 (44:26):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
What's your favorite flavor? Cotton candy? All right, at least
hot down by your EXE.
Speaker 16 (44:36):
Very dumb, so they would break my.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
My shaky toys.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Yeah, and they never checked their bank account, so I
would just order another one on their bank account. So
they were just funding and never.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Ending to.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's just recycling.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
But yeah, yeah, but this is ah, this is the
one I talked to you as before, the really mean
one that ended up getting.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Oh oh yes, yes you remember, Oh yes, Lisa, what
second you're in the running?
Speaker 10 (45:06):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Somebody text in, uh the ignorance of men our equals
raspberry el ekals lemon es ekl strawberry. How would I
How am I supposed to know that? You just have
to lick it. Just the good stuff intern John in
your morning shows. Let's go fake named Ben, Good morning, Faked.
(45:29):
They have a fake Dame Bank. You have a good secret.
What is it?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
My boyfriend and I started a poly tool with another
married couple.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
And for those of us who don't know fake Dame Ben,
a polycure sounds like ale, sounds like a pokemon.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
We have a dual relationship going on with another married
couple and we date all together.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Okay? Is it y'all have like giant sleepovers or how
does it work?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yes, somebody do or sometime with the kids as well.
They they're they're unknown to this whole situation. They just
think we're all friends.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
We yeah, okay?
Speaker 17 (46:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Is the plan to keep this up until like forever
or is it like an hour?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
It's just like any other relationship. If something go to
the rye and we don't work it out, then the
relationship ends.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
We also it can also just end between two us
and the other will continue on. Oh okay for you,
they are they are essentially separate entities and one relationship
doesn't interfere with the other.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
One relationship between let's say my girlfriend and my boy
girlfriend and myself doesn't interfere with alan marriage.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
But I need to ask you, like, because one relationship
is hard enough to balance, how do you balance.
Speaker 10 (46:52):
To tell them?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
How probably answered that question. It's not your palate in anything.
It's just like sometimes you just want to go out
because there you don't have enough either a financial situations
or there's time wise. It's kind of like around with
a friend, a regular beating.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
That's what I was gonna say. It's kind of just
like maintaining another relationship. But it's like you're married, but
you're also being honest with your your significant other about
what you're doing, so you're not even having to hide anything.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
That's not nearly as stressful.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
There's actually another later or couple that is the amount
of trust, honesty and communications being on a completely different
level with the magnitude normal relationship. You thin you communicate
well with your current south or something.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Oh shoot, you baking son of a gun? Well yeah,
I was like trying to get through a couple more.
There's a bunch he's coming. Okay, wait fake dam Emily.
So I saw your text your stepsister and you are
hijacking your parents wedding and that's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
But how.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
So, backstory, our parents never really got married.
Speaker 8 (48:07):
They've been together for.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Twenty five years.
Speaker 7 (48:11):
But we got some unfortunate news with my.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Stepmom about a month ago. She was diagnosed with a
pretty aggressive form of cancer, and so they wanted to
celebrate their love and tie the knup, but they were
going to do it secretly. My stepsister and I were like, nope,
absolutely not. You all have done so much for us
over the years. We only want to return the favors.
So we're planning a wedding in five days.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh my god, that is so sweet. Where's the wedding
going to be?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Do we know?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
It's going to be in Pennsylvania in our hometown.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
That's amazing. Okay, so does your dad know?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
No, No one knows except me and my stepsister and
our immediate family.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
Okay, and so good for you guys. How are you
getting mom and dad there with that? Raising suspicion?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
We all we asked is that they bring the officiant
to our my stepsister's house, and.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
It's just going to be like a whole thing, like
a whole setup, and then.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
All of our family is going to be there. We're
lying my step brother in from Florida.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
They no one knows, so it's just going to be
a really nice time to.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Celebrate them and bring some happy memory.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
That's amazing. Yeah, fake Emily, your text gave off completely
different vibes. Amazing wedding. Yeah, will you let us know
how it goes. Yes, of course, I one second get you.
That's amazing. That's so cool. Rose, looking for anyone listening
who lined about line the resume in this couple of these,
(49:45):
go fake named Carl, good morning morning man, you lie
a resume late only brother, what happened.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Not only a one time deal, it's a multiple time
road tip is that employers you're not out for college transfers. Yeah,
oh yeah, we we inflate the undergrad GPA. Sure say
the three eight, but it's really like a joy.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
I mean, you know Grady scales are different with inflations,
so that makes sense. Yeah yeah, I mean let me
ask you, Faith and Carl when I go for the four. Oh,
if we're gonna lie, might as well go.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
You know. It's almost like when you're seating on a test,
you want to.
Speaker 9 (50:26):
Get at least yeah sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And he's
not perfect and he sees that fall, so he's like
on the three point eight dude, Faith.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
And Carl, can I ask what field you're in?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
We'll just say.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
Right, okay, okay, how how high up?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Not that high up?
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Okay. I don't believe you can you do background checks
on us?
Speaker 9 (50:55):
No, okay, you can probably do backund checks anyway you.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
Listen to a great day.
Speaker 11 (50:59):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (51:00):
I could do background checks on anyone if you really
want to.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
John, that's probably fair. Uh, that's kind of funny, though.
I always a lot of my dad that got sumukumlade graduation.
I'll bring up in conversations, seef. He's paying attention, okay,
and he looks at me like he barely made it through.
I'm like, all right, that's say like he knows that
you did. Okay, God can happen there? Yeah, well, so graduation.
So my parents taught at the school I went to.
(51:23):
And so there's a tradition at the school where when
if you have a kid who graduates, you go on
stage them and like take a photo. And me and
my buddy were the last ones through because I was
violently hungover from night before. Isn't it alphabetic? Coal, No,
they put your name, your name might on a little
sheet and he passed to the person and then they
say your name. One of those situations. So we decided
(51:43):
to chest bump each other on stage, and my dad
turned my mom and said let's leave, and they left.
Speaker 9 (51:48):
Yeah, blame him though, It's like we are literally professors here.
We're working for our son who just couldn't, you know,
hold out for one night. He can celebrate tonight. Yeah,
I celebrate last night and then you embarrass them's.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
Therris is a strong word. Although we did make the
front page of the Saint Paul newspaper, Thank God.
Speaker 9 (52:06):
If you were to go out tomorrow, I would make
sure that I got that blown up really big.
Speaker 6 (52:10):
Thank you so much that that'd be what you would do.
It's like there's a lot I would do.
Speaker 10 (52:14):
John.
Speaker 6 (52:15):
I'm all right, I'm gonna stop right there. Just the
good stuff. This is intern John and your morning shows.
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See where we're at. But we got to kick off
this week's I See Why Am I? With What are
they saved as in your phone? Whether it's a code name,
(00:58):
whether it's not their name, of what do they have?
What do you have as them in their phone? Fake name, Melissa,
good morning, good morning. They're in your phone is what.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They're in my phone?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
As guy from Daddy Frog.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Okay, And for those of us who don't know what's
Daddy Frog.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So it's actually a combination of two bars.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
So Senior Frog is a restaurant slash.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Bar around the d MB area.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Yeah, and I actually.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Confused it with another bar that I was at that
same night, which is called Talco Daddy that used to
be open in Frederick.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
So I had too.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Many drainings and I accidentally combined the.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Two names and he just stayed at that in my phone,
Got Daddy, have you seen Daddy Frog? Since no, all right, kidnap,
I fake dame lessa one second. I do also say
people based on where I know I'm from, like I
have like sausage friends or my phone as like Chelsea,
so it looks like I have a bunch of like
whole family there. But just like I suc that's what
(02:04):
I do, is like save from where I met you from,
I don't. I also don't do the first name, last name.
I put it all on the same line.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
That drives me insane. Why because I need to have
everybody's first last name saying even when I met guys
on when I had dating apps, I'd always be like,
what's your last name? Because I'm too old to be
saving you as like Kevin Bumble.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
That's fair.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, that's that's too much work.
That's where I describe what they are like. You know,
I'm not gonna put their picture in there.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
That's fair. That's fair. Let me go hold on to
do fake name, Laura. I need you a tiptoe around this.
First of all, who is this person?
Speaker 10 (02:40):
A guy that I met nice?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
And he's in your phone as what?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Okay? And why are you seeing your phone as shorty poohstain.
Speaker 11 (02:53):
Because we had a really nice time we got out.
We weren't into me in a bit for a while,
you know after you know.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sitting here talking and everything. And when he got up.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Like a street ye, well I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah. And so is this at your place or a
Shoddy's place?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It was my place forget Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, okay, Lauren or Laura one second you're in the running.
And how you don't realize that either in the moment
as the person. I mean, that's a hold on, let's
go in California, Maryland. Bree, good morning, we have morning.
This person is who to you? First of all?
Speaker 12 (03:45):
Okay, so I was kind of call off girl when
he answered, it's actually my kid's dad, and we have
this running joke because you take so long in the bathroom.
So it was Halloween and my kids actually did it.
And so they put him in my phone because he
was in the bathroom for forever and they put a
(04:05):
little He came out and they were like, Daddy, were
you making a spooky dookie? Now now he's in my
phone with a ghost emoji and a.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Little spooky dookie. It's fantastic.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Great.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
One second, you're in the running. Vote for your fairest
by way over tax nine ninety three three eight. Hold on,
let me go the voice change fake named Grace. Good morning. Alright,
So I set this up girl. You caught your ext cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, and so what happened?
Speaker 10 (04:38):
So I quot him shooting, thank you denied, and I
quote him cheating. So I saved her name in his
phone as my sneaky link. And when she called, he
was like computer, so like caught and exposed at the same.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Probably give him bit of a heart attack as well.
So when you can find him. Did he come cleaning like, yeah,
I was doing naughty things.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I mean no, he was like this is something like
somebody Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Is the rush. Absolutely, yes, Okay, faked and Grace whol on.
One second, you're in the running, let's go. Uh, fake
name Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You have people save your phone as what.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The graveyard emoji?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
That's a page of sausage book. Yeah, So why you
do that? Is that for people who have passed on?
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Or for for what?
Speaker 10 (05:31):
That's for people who've done me dirty old friends exes?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
How deep is your graveyard fake name Lisa, We're.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like at twelve or thirteen?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Okay, Now do you delete the conversations as well? Or
is it like when the graveyard text you you can
kind of figure out who it is based on the
previous talking.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
No, I keep I keep the text just in case,
just to kind of figure.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Out who it is.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Sure not totally lost?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Sure? Okay? All right, Faith Daly. So once you're in
the running, I had a friend. Uh, actually it might
have been me. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.
I had. I think it's now almost positive, so I
gonna say it's a friend. I almost thinks is my
story where my girlfriend this years ago, probably in college,
would have like my name and then hearts and then
take away a heart each time she was mad, and
(06:19):
like that was like the warning side. I'm almost positive
that was me and it didn't quite work out.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, because I remember bringing up I think into
my therapist. She's like, ye, it's not normal. I'm like,
oh yeah, now I say it out loud. Yeah, I'm
really good disassociating with things.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
But like, yeah, that is like a bit odd because
it's like that meme where it's like take away a
letter of his name. Yeah, yeah, until and then if
you like he's messing up and his name's gone, then
break up with him, and like that's how you decide.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
It's a lot of mistakes too. That's also just like.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
If your name's like Joe, you got three strikes.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Are out by Joseph. If you're Ian, that's it's like, yeah,
you don't even know what that's even short for. Yeah,
I think so or anything. Maybe like you just have
to go by Benjamin en names Ian. No, my name
is Ian, but you can call me Benjamin.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
But like you like start taking a girl and you
find out that that's what she did with to like
her ex and you're like, no, I'm I don't go
by ben, I go by Benjamin. I just like that
was short for hint on hinge, but.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
That's where those things are. Hopefully you'd like that'd be
a sign of like this so too.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
But like you know, sometimes guys are stupid when the
girl's really hot. But girls are the same way. So
it's okay, no doubt. I'm just saying not me though, No,
never you my head's straightened hair all the time.
Speaker 14 (07:30):
I just googled it and Ian is short for John
apparently anthan are you kidding no.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
John?
Speaker 14 (07:38):
It's also a Scottish Gaelic version of John. That's what
That's what it says. It is commonly a short form
or version of the name John. According to this website.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
All right, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows In case you missed it, HI calling for.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Kyle please, Hey, Kyle's t believe in the morning bull right,
I put you in hold talk to the show real quick? Yeah, sure,
one second.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
The sun.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
When one knee but still aiming to please Tim My
left is I'm getting you in, Get you in. Where
is Shelby Lane?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Anywhere you want to go?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Oh boy, I'm not gonna say. I was thinking okay,
And Tim My right is Claara Bell raising Hell special
guests on the line right now. Five letters, one name, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Is that you.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Kyle, Welcome to the Morning Bull Ride. I got a
fantastic news, Kyle. I got somebody in our secret isolation chamber, Kyle.
Now the reason they're in this chamber, Kyle, they told us,
if we asked you, you are the last person to
saw damn naked without their knickers on, without their other
clothes on them, cheeks all over the place. Now, Kyle,
(09:07):
here's the thing. You say their name and you get
something special. You get a free cruise you and this
person to Jamaica. It's beautiful this time of year. Now, Kyle,
do you understand the rules of the secret slace chamber
as I have explained.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It to you.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
If I do the name of person saw naked?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yes, most recently the last person you saw naked. They're
in our secret slace chamber. They told us, when we
ask you, you're gonna say their name. You say their name,
you win the Cruise of Jamaica. Very simple, very simple.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I'm down to me.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Oh, I know you're damn brother. I'm the count of three.
One to go three Daniel and Brittany. You say Danielle
or Brittany. Yeah, so that's two people toge there. But no,
it's it's I made I didn't explain it. It's the
last person though, So the last the last person that
(10:07):
saw that. You saw nacan, I saw both the naked.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
So that's all I'm making you.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's all I make you.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Okay, Yeah you Brittany? Is that you?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
No, it's Ashley, that cracker.
Speaker 15 (10:28):
No, you're fine, Kyle.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Uh No, keep going, You're fine, go for it. Ashley insist, Kyle,
you are such a freak.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You're actually six. Yeah yeah, Brittany, I thought you were
going to say Kim.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah yeah. So Kyle, real quick, my name is intern John.
I got Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing
a War of the Roses on the show and need
to let you know that that is your girlfriend, Ashley.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
The reason we're here, Kyle, Well, first of all, let
me ask you this, why do you think your girlfriend
almost to here in a few months?
Speaker 16 (11:01):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
You're cheated.
Speaker 17 (11:04):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Okay, follow question, follow question, fair, follow question and unrelated.
Why did you see Danielle and Brittany naked together?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
This?
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Follow question?
Speaker 17 (11:15):
Well, well, you know, I'm in the hell from the
mannetic and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
I'm trying to work at the hospital.
Speaker 17 (11:21):
I saw somebody naked.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
That's that's all. I'm naked.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Together. Hold on, wait, did you say you're trying to
work at a hospital. Yeah? Yeah, So why would you
see two women naked together? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
They've had a little skinner irritation from you know, uh
was out in the woods and stuff like that. So
I mean, you know, analyze it, make sure every Sorry.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Okay, So assuming that's true, why who's Kim? I guess
the better first question?
Speaker 17 (11:55):
I don't know who Kim is?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yeah, if you have Ashley, what do you want to say?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
You're actually a sick o and a cretan. Next time
you go to the bathroom, make sure you bring your
phone with you, especially if it's going to take thirty minutes.
Speaker 13 (12:12):
Close to she called me from your phone and we
would well, she went through it.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And she told me about Brittany, Danielle Kenny.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And how many are you rotating dude, how do you
manage your time that well?
Speaker 17 (12:29):
Yeah, I mean I got to say I saw Daniel
Daniel Brittany naked because of you know, they had this.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Irritation thing, and I mean, I'm saateful to ask you these.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Kim person, let me ask you this two weekends.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Ago the weekend, let me ask you this, and Brittany.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm gonna catch you off, Ashley. But Kyle, if you've
been dating Ashley from US a year, wouldn't she have
heard of Danielle and Brittany if you're comfortable enough that
they showed you theirselves naked together?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 17 (12:56):
I mean, I mean I thought she had heard of
I thought their friends of mine. I mean, so I
thowt might I mean, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
What are they attractive?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I mean they're pretty women, but I.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Mean, yeah, you know and so and they got yeah,
and they got poison all over the privates and that's
why they are naked in front of you.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Do you even have medical trade?
Speaker 9 (13:17):
I was about to ask, how what's your expertise that
they're getting naked in front of you, to be like,
what's the skin and why do they both have it?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:25):
They were out in the woods together and they both mad.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Yeah, what was though?
Speaker 9 (13:33):
What are the.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
Uh the woods?
Speaker 17 (13:40):
You know a boy the park?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, that totally Wait the ones, wait, the ones of
the grass and the trees. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
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Speaker 6 (13:57):
Want more roses, go to y M S. Right, I
want to get to this. Our main goal to show, honestly,
is happy, healthy relationship. That's what we want you to
be as happy healthy no matter what it is. As
long as you're good, we're good too. Future flaking there's
scene is going to be a huge thing this coming summer.
As we're getting to like there's more things to do
(14:17):
and there's more options. You'll make plans with somebody to
kind of almost reserve the table, if you will, yeah,
and then like if a better option comes though, you'll
just go the better option, if that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
But it's also like summer gets packed so fast, like
every single weekend I have packed until the middle of July, damn.
So it's like really difficult right now to make plans
for friends' birthdays. So I literally did that yesterday where
my friend came over to get something and I was like, yeah,
let's put it on the calendar for now, just because
I don't know if I'm even able to do that.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
But this, the thing is more like manipulative than what
you're doing. This is like people, Yeah, this is people
who have who know they're not going to fall through.
Oh so coreing the psychologist. It's a form of decid
honesty used to create a false sense of security and
emotional attachment in relationships.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Oh so like you're making someone feel like, oh, we're
still like good friends because like they want to hang
out with me that day and do this.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
I would say, mar So you probably had like a
hookup and then said, well we'll go out next week.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Oh like you're in a situationship and they are like, oh,
why won't you take me on a day And it's like, oh,
let's go out next week. I'm just slaying with work.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, we're gonna go out. I can't wait to take
you to NAT's game. We're going to OS game. We're
we're gonna do the OS game then go pickles before
and like you're setting up things that sound like actual plans,
but your ass knows you're like I'm not fad. Yeah, Okay,
there's a better chance to be on Mars than be
at campin yards. Yeah, I mean that's kind of like
the vibe.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
I feel like this happens a lot with like people
like more acquaintance, people like oh, you should catch up
for we should get lunch sometimes, or like we should
need to get drinks, let's get together, and then it
never happened.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Yeah, like we should really hang out like yeah, that
so the doc says it's using these ideas to create
emotional closeness but actually doing the work to make those
promises real. It's a gift with nothing inside.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Sure, I can see that, especially if you're just with
somebody that you don't want anything serious to happen with.
You're seeing them on and don't love that.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Well, I think in that way too, you can lie
to yourself that you didn't just use them because it's
like no, but they see they're not upset now, Well, yeah,
because you're lying to them like that's like yeah, they
say people may feature fake for the same reasons they
nip play others to get what they want from someone
without respecting them enough to put in their share the work.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Yeah, that's not great doing that.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
They say they often see control relationships to avoid confrontation
and deflect criticism by promising a better future.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Also like during the summer, you know, don't do that.
Don't really start time during summer, do it during winter.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I do think dudes are experts at buying time, and
I've said that forever on this show, Like, dudes will
buy time. If you want to commitment, I'll give you
a key to my place. Yeah, buy some time, or
like the promise ring thing, or we'll get a pet,
or we'll move in. There's some dudes who are expert
just like kicking the can a little bit further and
a little bit further and not really giving up much.
But because they it's seems like it's a big, a
(17:01):
big thing. I gave you the key to my place.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
I mean, there's no one busier than an emotionally unavailable
man with their career.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
So that's true. I always said that. So the science
doc says to watch out for future faking if you
discuss moving in together early in the relationship by not
making any moves towards that.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Oh yeah, I mean, why discuss it, You're not going
to be like, all right, let let's do this and
this to get there.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Mm hmm. Well they say you might your partner might
bring up the idea of moving together, which make you
feel excited. If it seems a little bit too early
move in, that's probably a sign. Well yeah, like they're
trying to show you like I'm thinking about commitment. But
now also to the moving in thing. It's like, if
I know you have a year lease and IV your lease,
it's a pretty easy thing to be like, we should
move in when the lease is up.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
That is true, I was gonna say, I mean, I
think that's pretty easy though, to have a conversation about
the whole lease thing when you probably know when the
others correct.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yes, yeah, which it would be a very douchey thing
to do when you know they can't break their lease.
N when this is when you're when you're truly to
your leases over, Yeah, we'll move in, it'll be great.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Absolutely. If theyke plans and cancel last minute.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Yeah, I mean they don't. They probably don't want to
hang out with you.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
M m.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
They're just like putting that on your calendar so you're
like happy.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Yeah. They say, whether it's something big, like a vacation
or something small like a dinner, then they then cancel
at the last minute, making me feel the hope and
acitment are lost.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Yes, I think that's yeah, that's pretty common though in
dating these days.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I also think the future faker will plant those seeds
though that they're going to bail. Yeah, like I sland
to work right now and then slowly, but.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Honestly like it with my friends and myself with dating,
Like when I was dating last summer, and then people
would start or not people, but the guy that I've
been hanging out with, he would make plans with me
and then he'd be like, oh, let's reschedule for tomorrow,
and he did that twice. I was like, I'm not
going to keep waiting for tomorrow, and then I ended
it with him. And I think he's probably what he
wanted honestly because he just couldn't use his words. But
I think that that's pretty common in dating. Yeah, I
(18:49):
give it like two times reschedule and I say, you
let me know, Like that's the guy. I was like,
I'm not going to let you tell me anything. I
remember just like, hey, I don't want to do this anymore.
Good luck, I said, good luck to you soccer. You
and I before the show's I told somebody it's in
your court. I'm not gonna keep chasing you. That's not
how that works.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
So yeah, if this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
Is in case you listed.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
So this etiquette expert unfortunately had to put out the
unwritten rules of being a wedding guest that nobody follows
like they should. Okay, and these are things everybody should know, yeah,
but unfortunately don't. Starting with being a good wedding guest
goes beyond just showing up and giving a gift like
that doesn't like you check your box off, your responsibilities
are done. I think that makes sense. Starting with late
(19:38):
rsv P is the silent killer of etiquette.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
True, I just especially, I mean I don't. I don't
mind getting wedding invites. I love weddings. I just do
forget to RCP Lately, when I get them, I do
it right away. Yeah, but usually I forget. Yeah, it
says messes with everything from seating charts to catering orders. Yeah,
I think that's fas a deadline, they have to give
numbers in by a certain date.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I had a friend who got married last year, last year,
last year, as asking like how it was going, he goes, well,
there's people who are telling me they're coming. Yeah, Like,
well I talked to them and they don't realize we
have a hundred other people coming. Like, yeah, that's that's crazy.
But I told you I signed the hallway. Yeah, oh
that's not that's not ul Yeah that doesn't help with
(20:26):
like what we want for food and yeah, other things
going on. Yeah, they say, people don't realize how much
it depends on the file counts. Yeah, that makes sense.
The next one is actually going to the ceremony. Okay,
So like if you're invited to the wedding, the ceremony,
go to the ceremony, like the after party, because that's
the thing that's the whole So rude to not go
(20:49):
to the ceremony. Yeah, and I get it that that
party is where the food and the alcohol is. Yeah,
but the wedding, the whole point is ceremony, the part
where the they wed each other.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
Just make sure you read like the time rights. Like
sometimes my mom once went to a wedding that I
was in, and she read the reception time as a
wedding time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
So she walked up.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
She didn't know that she'd missed the ceremony. Oh I
felt really bad for her.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
Oh yeah, oh god, that would suck.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah, So the experts says, the ceremony is the whole
point of the day where couples make their vows, usually
in front of their nearest family and friends. Yeah, you
won't come across as a good friend if you skip
the nuptials. Yeah, because that segondals, You're only there for
the food and drinks, not for the marriage. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes,
I like, can we not draw it out?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Like I know that that's like the trend now where
we don't do long nuptials, but I have been to
weddings where it was like an hour long thing and
I did not love that.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Well, I think that the weddings that I think are
smart art have the ceremony, and I understand doing the
photos afterwards, but then like there's nothing worse. And when
you go their reception hall and there's nothing, then there's
no cocktail hour. Yeah, it's like, so I'm already hungry
and I'm gonna sit around here for an hour and
just kind of really kind of wait, yeah, that's like
the absolute worst. I think at Hoodie's wedding, they had
stash if I can say this, they stashed in some
(22:07):
White Claus, remember, because that was like, well, they had
a cocktail hour, like they were very nice, and they
stashed on some special drinks because I knew, oh yeah,
folks in the showing a drink White Claus they did.
They did very nice. Okay, so yeah, says the clare
messagejoining there for food and drinks. Another wedding guest tip,
which is also crazy, as has to be known, don't
bring up plus one if it's not written on the invitation.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I don't disagree if I always if I've I've gotten
invites that say uh and guess, and then when it
goes to actual fill it out, there's nothing there to
put who the guest is. So I'm like, wait, do
I really Yeah, I'm like, do I really have a
plus one? So I just confirm.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Can you imagine how horrified you would be if you
were invited to a wedding as somebody's plus one and
then found out they didn't have a plus one?
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Well, that happened to me when I looked in Georgia.
Guy invited me to a wedding and I literally got
ready for it and he called me. He is like,
I just realized I actually don't have a plus one,
And I said, well, why did you think that you
have plus one? He's like, everybody gets plus one weddings
and I've been to a million weddings, and I'm like,
that's not true.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
I mean imagine going to like the table and realize like, oh,
there's no place for that would be I would I
would draw myself in the fact.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
I would just leave, honestly, like this year, am I gonna.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Go paint my grass or something?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Absolutely. They say your invitations should specify in many words
and guests or else your plus one is not allowed. Yes,
I think that's fair. The open bars and weddings are
a fun perk, but don't be the guest who's draining
the bar dry. Okay, so fair.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
And also tip the bartenders.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's make sure you tip them
undred percent. They say, good rules to limit yourself to
one drink power, that's fair. I feel like that's like
a standard. Yeah. Wait, honey, correct me if I'm wrong.
Didn't you put us furthest away from the bar intentionally?
Am I making that up? I think he did?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Or away from people, so because we're allowed?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Yeah? What was am I making it up? Or was
because we were away from the Ruckus?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Is what we did?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I thought we were the ruckus you are, but from
further Okay we were, we were from the bar. But
it wasn't intentional. Okay, this guy worked out that way.
I mean, you guys did hang out by the bar
the entire night. Into the bar. At one point they
had to get your to get to your white claws.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
I do well, no, because during the when we were eating,
they weren't serving any more alcohol and I didn't know that.
And I had just finished a white call, so I
was like, I'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
And then the guy Coffee's stealing white call. It's fine.
I tipped him a lot.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
He was very nice. Anything don't want nobody had dashed
a bunch of trolleys for me.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
That's what it was. Also like the bartenders don't care,
like they're not getting the liquor feet Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
And I already tipped him. He's like, no, you're cool,
and I was like, no, you're cool.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
In that moment.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
And also another thing a few of the whites I've
been to they won't allow shots at their wedding because
they don't want.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Which I understand that.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Yeah, the first wedding I was ever or the second
wedding I was ever in, they didn't. They the shots
just almost ruined the whole reception because people passing in
add and so you know.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Crazy I was that I was in my buddy's wedding,
that might be the pandemic. And it's like, hey, do
you know the venue is not outside liquors. If I
was the problem, I was like, Hey, as long as
you're not idiots like dry wedding, the employees there don't care,
like there it's the GM whatever. As long as we're
not idiots and hide the evidence, I can't care.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I am worried my brother's weddings coming up in two
weeks and he was like, do you have low blood pressure?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Like what you're drinking?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I need blood pressure problem?
Speaker 14 (25:32):
Is that like an alcohol thing or a standing up thing?
Because I know if you stand.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
For a while and like.
Speaker 14 (25:40):
If you have like if you have blood pressure issues,
if you're standing, you.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Could pass out. You're worried about your health of everybody
else get the same morning, because I'd be offend texting
me privately about the blood pressure. You the side, But
are you okay? Stand up here like.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Haven't you seen me a the world?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Like I said, my job?
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
The last one kind of obvious is don't wear white.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Now the controversial color is red.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Really well, I heard that was also like an old
timey thing meaning and it meant that you had slept
with the groom.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Really I don't.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
I heard I heard that somewhere that that was like
a thing back in the day if you wore a
red it meant you.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Had slept with the group or something like that.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
I don't think i've borne burgundy the weddings is that.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
I think the older version of the red.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, fake.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Name Megan, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
Morning.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Alright, girl, bat in love poker? What you got for us?
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Well, first, I have to say the most amazing His
family was crazy. Okay, Uh, we're engaged. And when we
saw them recently they told them about the wedding, it
was I can't come and oh my god, that's the
same dat as insert his a strange sister's name and wait.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
So the congratulation, right, So when you when you told
them you guys were having a wedd and they said
they couldn't come.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yeah, some of them, like that was the first thing
out of their mouth. And I was like, okay, cool,
especially because we planned everything.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yeah, wait around them, I can't come.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
I was like, I say, it is the last minute.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
No, it's in a year that they.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Know, they schedule that far in advance. They're really busy
that we can't.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Yeah, okay, I can't get too many details.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Okay, faked one second, you're in the running. Hold on,
let me do this. Let's go in Springfield, Chelsea. Good morning,
Good morning, how are you do well? Thank you, bat
and love poker. What happened girl? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
So I had just had mine and my husband's first
born or daughter, and we brought her home from the
hospital two days after she was born, and my mother
in law came over like immediately, within twenty minutes after
we got home. And so I was sitting in the
living rooms with my husband my mother in law, and
(28:22):
she's holding the baby and she looked at my daughter.
She's like, oh, she has a big nose just like
her mother.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Oh my god, crazy wow. Yeah, And to be clear,
my nose isn't really that big.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And it was just insult to injury because I had
no sleep and I was so hormonal because I just
had a baby.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Was it one of those things Chelsea where when she
said it she realized I came across wrong or she
was a daggy think so no, shed No, she never
realizes when she says things come off wrong.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
It No.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It bothered me for a long time until like months
later my husband brought it up. And she's not from America,
and so when my husbands brought it up, she's like,
oh no, like a bigger nos in in our country
is a good thing. Yeah, And it's like you've lived
here for like forty years.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, I understand. Yeah, that's I get that. Okay, Chelsea,
one second, you're in the running. Can we call this
text about the groceries, because that is I don't even
know where to begin with that. Let me, God, there's
a lot of these. I'll we go in Parkville. Amy,
good morning, good morning, right, your mother in law girl
(29:37):
laid on me, what's happening?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
So she's still my husband and I've been together for
thirteen years, and she still has very large photos.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
One on each side of her couch of him and
his high school girlfriend.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
She also asked my husband, like I said, we've been
together thirteen years. We are in a racial couple. I
cannot have any more children. And she also asked him
on the phone one day, not knowing I was there,
when he was going to have her black grandchild.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Oh my goodness. Okay, and has she always been they.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Have a pain?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Amy, Not till we got engaged. Okay, we had a
very good relationship the first four years. And was your
husband always like Mommy's a little angel. Oh yeah, he's
Mommy's boys all the way. Okay, all right, Amy Hall,
one second, you're in the running. See that thing to
me is because there's been no and this is no nothing,
(30:34):
no slight to any ex girlfriend. There's been no girl
I've dated. My mom would leave photos of them up
in the house, ye know what I mean, Like and
it's nothing. It doesn't matter if it's them, it's just
like she just wouldn't do that. My mom wouldn't do
that either, because she likes me more than whoever I've
dated like a high school girl for I think that's
so weird. Yeah, it's odd, it's not a move. Let
me go. Okay, here we go, Fake named Kate, good morning,
(30:54):
Good Ali girl. Laid emmy what we got?
Speaker 18 (30:58):
So he had an elegant sixteen birthday party and we
had the you know, we didn't want a lot of people,
so everybody can bring up bus line. While my mother
in law decided to bring my husband to ex girlfriend
as her first one to my daughter.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
And so ex girlfriend from like high school or obviously
your daughter sixteen? So is she this was this the
ex before you? A most recent one?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
It was probably two before me.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
It was probably like seven years before we got together.
But still it was just crazy, like.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Yeah, yeah, so fake name Kate, it's odd that your
mother in law did that. But to the ex though, yea,
why I would never want to go to want of
ex's kids' birthdays.
Speaker 19 (31:47):
No, yeah, she didn't like me anyway, so I guess
she just did it to be that's so weird, like,
why are you bringing a kid into it that has
nothing to do with any of them?
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Okay, Fake name Kate, hold on once some Hart's winner,
vote for your Favorite nine ninety three three eight attacks
and Bethesda Junine, good morning, Oh no, qu call our back,
waste loss her the grocery one, please fall back. Let
me go out in Pasadena. Look at that chow the
hum of one Shelby sauced that Morgan, good morning, good morning.
(32:18):
Now is this mother in law? Is she also from Pasadena?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
One, Bernie?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Oh wow? Is all right? Laid on the girl? What
you got?
Speaker 20 (32:27):
So we my young thing? I work looking dinner one
night and she was also smoking a cigarette, and she's
overheard I'm part of the conversation where I said that
the burgers were nice and juicy, and she thought I
was talking about him in that department.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
And she walked inside and said.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
Oh, I'm so glad he's so good in that department.
Speaker 17 (32:45):
I haven't seen it since he was a.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Kid, and it makes me so sad, and it makes
me so happy.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
He's so good down there.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Why, oh god, what Bernie, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (32:58):
He has called him sex multiple times as well.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Okay, that's so weird. Is he an only child? Yeah,
oh he's a little praise to the family for her, yeah,
just for her. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 17 (33:14):
So uh.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Margaret Hall one second you're in the runing. I pray
that my mother never hears the word juicy and thinks
of me. I would hope that that's never even like,
was she drunk? Maybe it's Glenburnie bruh And yeah I
love Glenburney passing.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
I know you love Lamburnie. You go there so often.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Who doesn't.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Intern John in Your Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Yeah Jason missed it. Second date update on Intern John
in Your Morning Show. The only thing worse than dating
in twenty twenty five is when you find somebody you
think there's a vibe with you, think you too, get
along great, then they stop talking to you. We try
to see what's going on. Katie. Good morning, Good morning.
(33:57):
So let's get into this. You you and Leo met
through mutual friends.
Speaker 15 (34:04):
Yes, we got set up by our friends. So I
was thinking, Okay, well they know me and you know
they know him, so this might work.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
So yeah, well you don't mind me asking. So the
first date was about a week and a half ago.
When were you first made aware of him? Like, when
did your friends say, Hey, I had this guy? I
thank you too? Would be great.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
I think it was like about two weeks ago, and
they were kind of talking him up and showed this
picture and I mean he looked great.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
And I was like, Okay, well I guess I'll give
it a chance.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Why not, Okay, And so from that he reaches out
to you. We text a little bit and then we
decide to have a day date.
Speaker 15 (34:44):
In your words, yes, yes, I always decide. I mean
lately I've been doing coffee dates, which is great because
like I love coffee. I love the morning and or
the afternoon, like like at lunchtime, we get a coffee
and walk around. So that's what we did.
Speaker 17 (34:58):
Ok.
Speaker 15 (34:59):
We got a call and it was really fun and
we talked and we walked through this actual cemetery.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
So okay, all right, And so that was about week
and a half ago. In your email you mentioned you
guys have made plans to go to a Nats game.
Speaker 16 (35:16):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Yes, I bought tickets for the Nets game and I
was like texting you back and forth, and I was like,
I'm show credit, you show credit. And I bought a
shirt and hat and uh and then things kind of turned.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah and uh yeah, so you paid the tickets yourself yes, okay.
And then when you guys talked about going to the game,
had you selled on, like hey on this day, that's
when we're going.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Yes, yeah, And I thought it was down, but I
was and he didn't answer and I was like hello,
and but then I was like, you know, maybe he's
to do with work. And then I was texting and
he did not answer, and I was like, I bought
these tickets, like let's happening.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yes, in that case, it's not even like a ghosting
as much as like he I mean he believe off.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Yeah, and he let you and everything.
Speaker 15 (36:09):
Yeah, I was a bummer and I tried to find
a friend like last minute, which is really really tough.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
And yeah, okay, so let's do this.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
I'll call Leo, drag him on, get his side, because
I would be very annoyed if I was you. So
I guess at this point then are you just more
so confused or do you want to see him again?
Speaker 15 (36:30):
I'm confused and I would like to.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (36:34):
I think I would like to see him a guest,
but like I just want to know why this happened.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
I understand.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Okay, so let me let's drag him on.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Real quick.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Hold on hello, I calling for Leo please. Yeah, hey man,
it's intern John and I got Austin Rose here as well.
Can I talk to you on the show real quick?
(37:03):
Nothing bad, Just need like a minute and a half
of your time.
Speaker 16 (37:10):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
I I one second. So we're doing a second date update.
I had somebody on the other line, Katie, if you
want to say hello, Hello. Nailed it, and so Leo
Katie reached out out to us mentioned you guys met
through friends had a coffee slash walk date. By week
and a half ago, you guys had agreed to do
a nants game. She got tickets and you kind of vanish.
(37:32):
We're trying to see where your heads at. Man, what's
happened in the last week and a half so she
can figure out her life or what she wants to do.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah, I had
a great time.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Actually just ran into an X recently and.
Speaker 16 (37:54):
You guys have just we started talking and you know,
just kind of a building and feeling and started building
up and I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Just want to see what real quick. So when you
and Katie went on the coffee and walking date, had
you been in contact with X or X that was afterwards.
Speaker 16 (38:16):
No, it's totally random.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Okay, but that doesn't answer the question was this before
your date with Katie or after day with Katie? Like
had you was the X already come back.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
After after?
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Okay? So you leave the day with Katie and pl
are doing nas game, you bump in your ex, and
then you decide to kind of abandon.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Okay. Are you with that?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 16 (38:48):
You know, we're talking, but it's nothing like I mean,
I'm still down to go to the game Katie if
you want, Like I'm still down to go to that.
Speaker 9 (38:57):
If you want literally buy tickets and gear and then
didn't want to use your words and tell her, hey
branto a next we might like I want to see
where things go.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Well, Katie, where's your head at? Because I'm I'm curious.
Speaker 15 (39:11):
I wish you had given me some information, like texted
me or called me. But I mean now, but I'm
hearing that you're talking to your ex like I don't
really want any part of this unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Right Leo and they guys to clarify, So are you
you're not You're saying like there's still possibility and the
X might get together? Am I understanding that?
Speaker 12 (39:33):
Right?
Speaker 16 (39:33):
I mean, yeah, we're just talking right now.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
You know, I don't know about you guys. Hold are
you team Katie or team Leo?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you missed.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
It in the Eastern Shore. Heather, good morning, Hi, good
morning girl. How dumb?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Well?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
First of all, how long did you date this person?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
For?
Speaker 13 (39:55):
About a year?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Okay? And how dumb were they?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Heather?
Speaker 21 (40:00):
I sent him to the store to pick up some
tampons and he called me and he said, are you
a righty or a lestie? I was very confused and
I said I don't understand. He said, well it says
r an l.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
So yeah, are your lady bits a right, a righty
or a LESTI that's hilarious.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Mean oriented till two o'clock or ten o'clock. This means
a full question.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Absolutely? Did you blow his mind? Heather with like moither
you're ambidextrious?
Speaker 21 (40:31):
I actually thought of I was a righty, So I
truly believe to this day he still thinks that women
are righties or lestie.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
That is amazing? Is this one of those things to
other where when you tell people and they know him,
they go, oh, yeah that that checks out.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that's like really sweet. That's so innocent.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Well, that's there's like that great meme of like are
you put in sport mote or not? Because like sport
it is. I've gotten tampons before for girlfriends. It is like,
I have no idea, what the hell's going on? Are
they different flavored? Like what do we have?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
No idea?
Speaker 6 (41:05):
None?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
They are different flavored. So like that's like when it's
at that time of the month, he tastes crepe or cherry,
depending on which one you're lying, like Elle Lemon probably
hold on, You're hold on like the ours just like regular.
But Elle's definitely lemon.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I don't believe you. Wait, what are you even taste
a tampon? No, that's a lie, dude? Are you talking
about That's? Okay? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
All right?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
What do you think it does? Since your bloodstream and
it makes everything you taste all boy?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
High school? No, sisters, I have no idea. Okay, that's
all right. I don't I think go lying to me. Okay,
I'm not even gonna ask people for text because I
know they'll be okay, wan in a while, do hey
real quick, Rainy listening in Florida, Good morning and good morning? Hey,
Sauce is lying to me?
Speaker 10 (41:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:58):
No, not at all? See okay, Rainie different it's.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
I think if you put it in your nose, that
will happen to you too.
Speaker 6 (42:07):
Okay, all right? How dumb is your actions?
Speaker 12 (42:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
He was so dumb he watched the documentary It was
a fake documentary about mermaids.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
Woke me up to tell me that they have discovered
that mermaids are real, Like I know is what you're
talking about too? That is hilarious. I love that. Okay,
excuse me?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
How dumb are you make it?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
How long are we asked together for Rannie? Do I
have to say for twenty oh? No we were married
for twenty three years? Oh wow, all right, second, we'll
get you a coffee for a listen in Florida. Everybody's
texting that you're not lying to me?
Speaker 9 (42:46):
Yeah okay, like the ice stance for Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
In Hampstead, Am I, good morning, good morning? Real quick?
Is Sauce lying to me? Or is this true? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 19 (43:03):
Yeah for sure?
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Always been that way?
Speaker 10 (43:05):
Or no always did.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
You guys are so lucky. Weren't anything cool like that?
Speaker 9 (43:09):
We're already like miserable when we have it. So that's
why they like, let's kick it up and you.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Can do like strawberry than chocolate one days, it's like
a Sunday think about that.
Speaker 9 (43:18):
Well, we do want like I think that they just
want us like physically eating chocolate when that happens. Like
I don't know who they are, just did they do
like a creator?
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Okay, mister tamp Emma, So your ax was how dumb.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Dominos that he was.
Speaker 18 (43:32):
Twenty five years old and was using his mom's.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
Credit card to pay for several.
Speaker 18 (43:36):
Only fans subscriptions gonna find.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
Oh wait, s Emma, did you find out because his
mom told you?
Speaker 13 (43:44):
No, I found out and told her because it comes
through it doesn't say like only fans on the bank account.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
It says like something else.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
But I already knew we broke up, so but that
was like I let I let her know before I left.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Okay, Oh my god, all right, Emma. One second in
the running, a bunch of Texans saying their favorite tampon
flavor is cotton candy.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Yeah, I mean, I haven't tried that one.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Somebody said the RS for Raspberry. I don't again, I
don't know. I feel like an idiot not.
Speaker 9 (44:11):
Knowing If this someone takes in not I'm a liar,
prove it.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I feel like an idiot. I had like this would
be one of those things where later on my mom
is gonna be like, did you really think I'm like
you never told me. I have no idea, Uh, Lisa,
good morning.
Speaker 15 (44:26):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
What's your favorite flavor? Cotton candy? All right, at least
hot down by your EXE.
Speaker 16 (44:36):
Very dumb, so they would break my.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
My shaky toys.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Yeah, and they never checked their bank account, so I
would just order another one on their bank account. So
they were just funding and never.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Ending to.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
It's just recycling.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
But yeah, yeah, but this is ah, this is the
one I talked to you as before, the really mean
one that ended up getting.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Oh oh yes, yes you remember, Oh yes, Lisa, what
second you're in the running?
Speaker 10 (45:06):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Somebody text in, uh the ignorance of men our equals
raspberry el ekals lemon es ekl strawberry. How would I
How am I supposed to know that? You just have
to lick it. Just the good stuff intern John in
your morning shows. Let's go fake named Ben, Good morning, Faked.
(45:29):
They have a fake Dame Bank. You have a good secret.
What is it?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
My boyfriend and I started a poly tool with another
married couple.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
And for those of us who don't know fake Dame Ben,
a polycure sounds like ale, sounds like a pokemon.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
We have a dual relationship going on with another married
couple and we date all together.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Okay? Is it y'all have like giant sleepovers or how
does it work?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yes, somebody do or sometime with the kids as well.
They they're they're unknown to this whole situation. They just
think we're all friends.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
We yeah, okay?
Speaker 17 (46:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Is the plan to keep this up until like forever
or is it like an hour?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
It's just like any other relationship. If something go to
the rye and we don't work it out, then the
relationship ends.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
We also it can also just end between two us
and the other will continue on. Oh okay for you,
they are they are essentially separate entities and one relationship
doesn't interfere with the other.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
One relationship between let's say my girlfriend and my boy
girlfriend and myself doesn't interfere with alan marriage.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
But I need to ask you, like, because one relationship
is hard enough to balance, how do you balance.
Speaker 10 (46:52):
To tell them?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
How probably answered that question. It's not your palate in anything.
It's just like sometimes you just want to go out
because there you don't have enough either a financial situations
or there's time wise. It's kind of like around with
a friend, a regular beating.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
That's what I was gonna say. It's kind of just
like maintaining another relationship. But it's like you're married, but
you're also being honest with your your significant other about
what you're doing, so you're not even having to hide anything.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
That's not nearly as stressful.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
There's actually another later or couple that is the amount
of trust, honesty and communications being on a completely different
level with the magnitude normal relationship. You thin you communicate
well with your current south or something.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Oh shoot, you baking son of a gun? Well yeah,
I was like trying to get through a couple more.
There's a bunch he's coming. Okay, wait fake dam Emily.
So I saw your text your stepsister and you are
hijacking your parents wedding and that's a good thing.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
But how.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
So, backstory, our parents never really got married.
Speaker 8 (48:07):
They've been together for.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Twenty five years.
Speaker 7 (48:11):
But we got some unfortunate news with my.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Stepmom about a month ago. She was diagnosed with a
pretty aggressive form of cancer, and so they wanted to
celebrate their love and tie the knup, but they were
going to do it secretly. My stepsister and I were like, nope,
absolutely not. You all have done so much for us
over the years. We only want to return the favors.
So we're planning a wedding in five days.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Oh my god, that is so sweet. Where's the wedding
going to be?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Do we know?
Speaker 5 (48:41):
It's going to be in Pennsylvania in our hometown.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
That's amazing. Okay, so does your dad know?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
No, No one knows except me and my stepsister and
our immediate family.
Speaker 6 (48:55):
Okay, and so good for you guys. How are you
getting mom and dad there with that? Raising suspicion?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
We all we asked is that they bring the officiant
to our my stepsister's house, and.
Speaker 9 (49:11):
It's just going to be like a whole thing, like
a whole setup, and then.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
All of our family is going to be there. We're
lying my step brother in from Florida.
Speaker 7 (49:19):
They no one knows, so it's just going to be
a really nice time to.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Celebrate them and bring some happy memory.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
That's amazing. Yeah, fake Emily, your text gave off completely
different vibes. Amazing wedding. Yeah, will you let us know
how it goes. Yes, of course, I one second get you.
That's amazing. That's so cool. Rose, looking for anyone listening
who lined about line the resume in this couple of these,
(49:45):
go fake named Carl, good morning morning man, you lie
a resume late only brother, what happened.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Not only a one time deal, it's a multiple time
road tip is that employers you're not out for college transfers. Yeah,
oh yeah, we we inflate the undergrad GPA. Sure say
the three eight, but it's really like a joy.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
I mean, you know Grady scales are different with inflations,
so that makes sense. Yeah yeah, I mean let me
ask you, Faith and Carl when I go for the four. Oh,
if we're gonna lie, might as well go.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
You know. It's almost like when you're seating on a test,
you want to.
Speaker 9 (50:26):
Get at least yeah sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And he's
not perfect and he sees that fall, so he's like
on the three point eight dude, Faith.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
And Carl, can I ask what field you're in?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
We'll just say.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
Right, okay, okay, how how high up?
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Not that high up?
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Okay. I don't believe you can you do background checks
on us?
Speaker 9 (50:55):
No, okay, you can probably do backund checks anyway you.
Speaker 6 (50:58):
Listen to a great day.
Speaker 11 (50:59):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (51:00):
I could do background checks on anyone if you really
want to.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
John, that's probably fair. Uh, that's kind of funny, though.
I always a lot of my dad that got sumukumlade graduation.
I'll bring up in conversations, seef. He's paying attention, okay,
and he looks at me like he barely made it through.
I'm like, all right, that's say like he knows that
you did. Okay, God can happen there? Yeah, well, so graduation.
So my parents taught at the school I went to.
(51:23):
And so there's a tradition at the school where when
if you have a kid who graduates, you go on
stage them and like take a photo. And me and
my buddy were the last ones through because I was
violently hungover from night before. Isn't it alphabetic? Coal, No,
they put your name, your name might on a little
sheet and he passed to the person and then they
say your name. One of those situations. So we decided
(51:43):
to chest bump each other on stage, and my dad
turned my mom and said let's leave, and they left.
Speaker 9 (51:48):
Yeah, blame him though, It's like we are literally professors here.
We're working for our son who just couldn't, you know,
hold out for one night. He can celebrate tonight. Yeah,
I celebrate last night and then you embarrass them's.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
Therris is a strong word. Although we did make the
front page of the Saint Paul newspaper, Thank God.
Speaker 9 (52:06):
If you were to go out tomorrow, I would make
sure that I got that blown up really big.
Speaker 6 (52:10):
Thank you so much that that'd be what you would do.
It's like there's a lot I would do.
Speaker 10 (52:14):
John.
Speaker 6 (52:15):
I'm all right, I'm gonna stop right there. Just the
good stuff. This is intern John and your morning shows.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
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another eye? See why am I in case you mace
it with yours?
Speaker 4 (52:29):
Truly? My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Can follow me on all social media's at Andrew Hoodie
also follow the show at YMS Radio. We got a
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including more of the roses reactions. We got behind the
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see perspectives of you guys out there in DC, and
(52:50):
so much more. We can't wait to hang out with
you today. So if you see us, goes I five,
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But have a great weekend and I'll talk to you
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Speaker 6 (53:01):
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